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165 headlines found matching 'ODU'
Wed July 09, 2014
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
And now, a gallery of Brazilian supermodels reacting to yesterday's game, proving Brazil is capable of producing SOMETHING that isn't painful to watch
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently even ballpark food is bigger in Texas, as the Rangers introduce The Tanaco - a two foot long taco with everything on it
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You just don't know what you're getting when you buy Chinese produce. For example, this one packet of porcini mushrooms contained three species unknown to science
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Fortune 500: 20 biggest stock losers (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Disney announces 'Star Wars: Episode VII' production hiatus, buries the news in press release about two actors being picked in open casting call
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
There is a marijuana shortage, and it seems that Washington and Colorado will learn what drug dealers have known for years: it's dangerous to run out of product, and drug addicts will go to extreme lengths to get their fix
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but telling everyone your entire product catalog is only worth 0.^@^@00001% of what it was last year has a dramatic effect on lowering the perceived value of said product catalog. Thanks streaming
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The US is now the world's biggest oil producer, meaning it may have to invade itself at some point in the future
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa and House GOP : Dear President Obama: you know all those people who came to the US as children, know no other home and are peaceful productive members of our society? We demand you start deporting them immediately
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz to produce Neil Gaiman's American Gods series for television, since they require a show by a British writer and already made sure Torchwood would never see the light of day again
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(42)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Introducing the Gay Pride Whopper, featuring a fabulous new multicolored rainbow wrapper and the same old monochromatic greasy taste
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(131)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You heard it here first: Former Governor of New Mexico Gary Johnson will be the next President.... of a startup company that sells medical and recreational marijuana products
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(18)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Introducing the 4 new Galaxy phones that no one cares about
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Sun June 29, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to star in London production of the play "Speed-The-Plow." Not to be confused with her recent court appearances for speeding while plowed
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Sat June 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, an awful PBS production starring Raul Julia. Mike, Servo, and Crow make turn this dreary mess into a laugh fest. "So this is public television. Suddenly I feel like beating up Fred Rogers"
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain introducing bedtimes for youthful offenders in correctional facilities, is considering mandatory storytime and forced tuck-ins as well
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(23)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tobacco industry spends huge amounts of money to cover up how unhealthy their product is. Wait, did I say tobacco industry? I meant the sugar industry
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(66)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Happy 40th birthday to the Universal Product Code. You don't look a day over 0 0204 9273 4
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(18)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
George Takei reviews 20 random products on Amazon and it's fabulous
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(31)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars introduce "variable pricing" for tickets to home games, will charge from 20-40% more when good teams are in town, figures fans are willing to pay a premium to see what actual professional football looks like
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Introduction of new US triple-zero dress sizes makes fat chicks angry, hungry
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(143)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
"Shane, when a customer asks where to find a product, give them an aisle number, not directions to Albertsons" -- Walmart Management
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(79)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Nestle, the biggest food company in the world, says it is planning to build a Star Trek-style food replicator which produces food tailored to an individual's taste "at the press of a button." In related news, Nestle plans to invent vending machines
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Put that in your pipe and smoke it: Dutch company introduces world's first 'e-joint,' claims it is 100 percent legal, completely harmless and contains no dangerous substances like nicotine, tobacco or even THC
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"I have long subscribed to a theory of 'peak wingnut.' I believed that when enough negative electoral consequences had occurred, that the energy expended in producing more fanaticism from the tea party base would not be worth the energy"
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Thu June 19, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson is introducing an electric motorcycle, so you'll just have to make those loud, obnoxious noises with your mouth to show everyone how cool you are
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Wed June 18, 2014
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Apple introduces cheap, entry-level iMac. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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(103)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Why napping on the job makes you more alert, productive and creative. As you're spending the workday hanging out on Fark, this should be an easy next step for you to take
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(7)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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(25)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showunners confirm season 5 rumors, including introducing a new land full of polygamists who talk like Inigo Montoya
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another reason to cut the cable/dish: energy drain. The 224 million boxes in the U.S. use as much energy as produced by 4 nuclear reactors
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(128)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How the gore in Game of Thrones is added in post production
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(39)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US surpasses Russia as world's top oil and natural gas producer. Thanks Obama
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Leno's Tonight Show run has ended, producer reveals the diva demands, worst drunks, moodiest guests, the sexually enticing head cases
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Citrus set to introduce a new mascot, Captain Citrus. They were originally going to call him The Big Orange Fruit, but were afraid the estate of Liberace would sue for trademark infringement
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(33)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canadian company DHX has been chosen to produce new episodes of Teletubbies. There will be a few changes, such as the Baby in the Sun wearing a toque, and the televisions in their stomachs showing Tim Horton's commercials
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
Introducing the first café that caters to people with Alzheimer's, where there's always something new on the menu
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(31)
 
(PSFK)
 
 
 
App teaches kids about nutrition by allowing them to scan packages of food and simulating the sound and vibration of the fart it will produce
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(59)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lululemon's profits plunge even lower than their customer's necklines, now below their product's thread count
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(18)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lowe's home improvement warehouses introduce holodecks to their bath and tile sections. Unclear whether they will come preinstalled with that one glitchy Wild West program
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Engineer with far too much time on his hands produces the world's first single-man V8 chainsaw
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man sells cheating wife's wedding dress online: "This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate." Not that he's bitter
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rather than introduce a new phone with cutting-edge features, BlackBerry reintroduces its three-year-old Bold 9900, with a 5MP camera and a three-inch screen, and apparently expects people to pay $399 for it
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Mon June 09, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Governor Nikki Haley (R-SC) introduces the most radical education reform yet: "We Will No Longer Educate Children"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Because introducing Idina Menzel at the Tony Awards would not be complete without a veiled reference to John Travolta
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(31)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Capitalism can bring the price down, making it less expensive to purchase a finished product. Oh, and Missouri isn't #1 in meth production. THANKS MEXICO
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(28)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Following a 7 for 1 split, Apple's first affordable product is its stock
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(64)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Home Depot begins selling consumer products like toilet paper. Look for it in the do-it-yourself aisle
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(22)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin, apparently on the marketing payroll for Rosetta Stone, suggests a new language product, "KickAss," that she feels may be helpful to Sgt. Bergdahl in his difficulties re-integrating into American culture
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(157)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yankees introduce series of team-branded whines. Wines. Sorry, force of habit
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(18)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vertu introduces the $10,750 smartphone. Or when used with AT&T, a ten thousand dollar paperweight
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(22)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Products from a M/A-COM Technology Solutions facility have been authorized for use in critical national security systems. This is apparently really important even though subby has no idea what it means
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(4)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, an adequate explanation of why conservatives are so stupid when it comes to reproductive or gender-based issues: They only have a kindergartner's understanding of sex
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(398)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Showtime developing a drama about drug rehab in the 1980s produced by Robert Downey Jr
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(38)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
"Gravity" movie trailer wins top prize. Producers get called onstage to receive an Osc
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(6)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Discovery Channel's "Alaskan Bush People" follows the life of a family living in remote Alaska. And by 'remote' we mean there's a pizza parlor down the road and the next door neighbor got really pissed at the production helicopter
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(66)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Producers suddenly decide that a revival of "Jesus Christ Superstar" starring a bunch of people that used to be kinda famous in the 90's and would need to pull in $100K+ per night just to break even, may not be the smartest investment of all time
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(31)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Having never left their mansions long enough to encounter a vending machine, bank executives propose "revolutionary" new ATMs that can dispense products in exchange for money
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(50)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
All but worthless junior mining companies send shares soaring as they turn unproductive mines into legal marijuana grow-ops
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(14)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Why online news is doomed, Part 397: "Online users will pay for digital products whose main value is entertainment (music) and solutions (software and apps), but are much less likely to pay for those providing knowledge (such as an online newspaper)"
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(46)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp to star as Houdini. Apparently producers were impressed after seeing him make his career disappear right after "The Lone Ranger"
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(43)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Google takes a page out of the net-neutrality playbook and eliminates products of competitors from their search results
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(35)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The events during the production of "Flash Gordon" (1980) were so absurd, that it's a miracle the movie came together at all
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(38)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Noted economic wonk Prince Charles warns business leaders capitalism will have to be reformed to 'save the planet'. Unknown exactly what Prince Charles produces besides Royal Poop
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(103)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google's first production model self-driving car is a worthy successor to the Homer
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(119)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Introducing the cutest piano players you will see ever
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(11)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Are you a teen? Are you a rebel? Then the producers of the Real Housewives shows want to film your life. Casting notice ad: "(expletive) parents. They're old and don't know (expletive). It's 4:20 and time for your friend Molly to tell your story"
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(21)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today: Your "Gluten Intolerance" may actually be from something else in wheat. Tomorrow: "I have a fructan allergy. Do you have any fructan-free products?"
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(63)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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(7)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Online stock photo company Shutterstock now selling licensed library music to video producers who want to underscore their vacation movies or corporate training courses with rocking tunes
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(9)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC wants you to stop picking on business mergers, especially if they're foreign and could probably produce a monopoly
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(7)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
October 2012 - Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer 'bets the company' on Windows 8. May 2014 - Surface (RT) has lost at least $1.2 billion, plus its CEO, and counting. How would we live in a world without any Microsoft products?
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(55)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Brees professes his love for a product which he's never even used, because money
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(24)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Samsung finds a whole new market in which they can innovate. Of course, being Samsung, what they really intend to do is just copy other companies' products
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(13)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Zombie products that have risen from the grave of business history and are hiding on store shelves everywhere
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(37)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The California Highway Patrol has rolled out their new 'Click-It or Ticket' campaign by doing what? A) Going to schools to teach seat-belt safety. B) Producing a commercial or C) Releasing a hip-hop song to promote safe driving habits
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(21)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that they're snatching up all our money, our real estate, and our production factories. But now the Chinese are taking all the American bourbon
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(87)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Management Today (UK))
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch is merging the companies that make MasterChef, Big Brother and American Idol to create one single reality-TV production company that will have a vortex of suck so powerful it could swallow light
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(25)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott and producers of Blade Runner 2 publicly call out Harrison Ford to star in their movie, lest it be lost in time like tears in rain
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(105)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Beekeeper tries to introduce a couple of new queen bees to the hives in her backyard. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that plan went
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In order to end the web's dependence on proprietary plug-ins like Adobe Flash, Mozilla announces that Firefox will implement the new W3C DRM standard by including a proprietary Content Decryption Module... from Adobe
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(20)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congresswoman introduces bill to sharply cut back on the 4,291 annual reports federal agencies are required by law to send to Congress on the grounds that nobody bothers to read most of them anyway
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(38)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Cool: High school students produce an acclaimed documentary film on vaccines: WTFark insane: Anti-vaccine groups send them death threats for it
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big Labor is killing honey production, undoubtedly by agitating workers while they're trying to be productive
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(12)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are pregnant and need a ride to the hospital, stealing an ambulance is counterproductive to your plight. It also helps if you're actually pregnant
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(4)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Artificial kidney produced by 3D printer, meaning you probably won't wake up in a hotel bathtub full of ice with a throbbing pain in your side after a one-night stand. Again
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(53)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
New meteor shower to debut May 23, may produce 1000 meteors per hour
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(21)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
KY can restrict marriages that don't produce children, says Governor
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(134)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Mattel decides that your 7-year-old should be introduced to the wonderful world of booking a vehicle, rental contracts and late-return penalties
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(3)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The joystick that was used to land the lunar module on some secret soundstage is up for auction
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(32)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News producer: "Get me some stock footage of crying Asians for the ferry piece." Intern: "Koreans, right?" Producer; "Doesn't matter; they all look alike"
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(221)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In finding that will come as old news in Mississippi, scientists find males produce record amount of sperm when given the chance to have sex with their sisters
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(37)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Graphic novel written and produced by a Farker finally available on Amazon. Link to the left, ideas about better ways I could've spent my money to the right (1,240 TotalFark subscriptions strangely absent)
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(12)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Forget the wisdom of crowds - when it comes to using the web for comparison shopping and product reviews, the internet is more like an angry idiot mob"
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(36)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Why 'Game of Thrones' producers don't care about your outrage, praise: 'You're having an internal argument with somebody named DragonQueen42'
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(128)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Representative Morgan Griffith (R-easonable??) introduces bill to reschedule cannabis, guarantee his ouster in the next election cycle
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(42)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Four middle school students try to make something edible in home economics by adding marijuana to cookie dough, then get the brilliant idea to sell the final product to their classmates and are now facing drug possession charges
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(42)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
This Farker is trying to start a company to bring discounts on premium dog products to you much like GroupOn or LivingSocial does for other stuff. Check it out and, if you love your dog, kick in a little
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kentucky embroidery shop clarifies its policy: "We reserve the right to refuse to produce promotional products that promote homosexuality and freemasonry." Wait, freemasonry?
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(152)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(TSN)
 
 
 
WOOO BOY... three elimination Game 7's, one night. First up: Rangers/Flyers @7ET. Then Avs/Wild @9:30. And Kings/Sharks @10:00. Hope you don't need to be productive tomorrow, hockey fans
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(1451)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SyFy orders production of "Sharknado 3" before "Sharknado 2" even airs. Subby knows there's an expression for the moment a popular series goes into decline, but he can't quite put his fin on it
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(60)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Betty White figures that Hollywood producers would pick Chris Rock to play her in a biopic. Well, the resemblance is pretty uncanny
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(19)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Forget about about all those pills that make your junk hard, reach for watermelon, known as "nature's Viagra" in your local produce aisle
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(51)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here is a reason why Oculus Rift will not be a commercially successful product
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(47)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Fake meat producer would prefer you not call his fake meat "fake meat." It's not fake meat, it's just not made from animals. Fake meat
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(95)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
When the lead actress of your Broadway play gets cancer during the run of your production do you C) sue her because the brain tumour makes her slur her speech and forget her lines
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Sat April 26, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Donald Sterling is caught on tape telling his girlfriend not to bring black people to his basketball games. Obviously, he's oblivious to his product, marketing demographics, employees and his half-Mexican, half-black girlfriend
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(226)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Activists release horrifying video showing how meat products are eaten
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(45)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Think all that new oil the U.S. is producing will bring down gasoline prices at the pump? Don't worry, the refiners have a plan to prevent that
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(52)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Due to that unfortunate thing with the avalanche and Sherpas and stuff, Discovery Channel regretfully cancels live jump off Mount Everest that would have produced five nights of primetime programming and killer ratings
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(23)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
What do Dept. of Agriculture, the Railroad Retirement Board, the TVA, the Office of Personnel Management, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service all have in common? Hang on, someone's at the door
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(311)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are shocked and dismayed after high school students turn an annual music show into a production filled with raunchy jokes more suitable for a gin mill. "It was something like, 'After last night, Uranus was totally destroyed'"
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(41)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
47 million Cadbury Cream Eggs are produced for this Easter. 46 million to be marked 50% off on Monday (w/video)
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(76)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
85,000 hours of British Pathé footage now up on YouTube? Right, there goes the chance you were going to do anything productive for the rest of the week...month...year
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(11)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Food crop production in 2014 may be disrupted by El Niño, which as you may know, is Spanish for "The Niño"
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(34)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
French Toast, let me introduce you to Grilled Cheese. You two would make such an melty, ooey, rich and gooey pair
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(66)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Japan introduces its largest warship since WW II, claims it's a destroyer even though it looks like a carrier. Naturally China has a problem with this
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(225)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Producer of "Batman: The Animated Series" celebrates the Caped Crusader's 75th anniversary with this new short, short flick
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(27)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Thieves cut the power and break in to a business with the intention of stealing money out of a safe. News: They tried to pry the safe open but failed. Fark: So they stole $15,000 worth of hair-removal products
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(31)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Producers of Sharknado 2 will film an extra scene if fans cough up a total of $50,000 and donate it to them, but they will give anyone who donates some Sharknado swag
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(12)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims the movie "The Wolf of Wall Street" was financed with ill-gotten money. Apparently there is such a thing as being a "method" producer too
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Singapore tourism video pulled from YouTube after being called "cringe worthy." Producers: "We thank readers for their feedback on the video and acknowledge that some aspects of it could have been done better"
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(6)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Short-term thinking, personal irresponsibility, cynicism about playing by the rules, an aversion to socially productive labor - this is why poor people are poor. Wait, scratch that, that's why rich people are rich
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(68)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The senior producer of The Principle congratulates himself for his dogged determination in reviving a 600-year-old argument, harshly criticizes those who dare call it a geocentric film and those who would distance themselves from this fine work
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(57)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Legalized marijuana in the US pushes Mexican cartels to increase heroin production. It was either that or find a way to compete with Funyuns
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(101)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Toyota has begun a massive re-tooling of their factories designed to make them competitive in the 21st century and produce higher quality cars more efficiently by replacing.... robots, with humans? Wait. Can that be right?
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(33)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh uses big word on air, confuses listeners, producers
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(110)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Key & Peele producing Police Academy reboot that keeps getting talked about but hopefully will never see the light of day
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(14)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish sheep farmer inadvertently lets goat mate with his ewe, producing thriving geep that runs faster than a sheep and has softer fur than a goat. "He said the new arrival had created a lot of laughter in the pub"
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(88)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, Nokia and Thomas Dolby got together and introduced the world's most recognizable ringtone
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple scheduled to appear on the Maury Povich Show arrested in their hotel room after they began fighting. Producers of the show were extremely upset the two couldn't have waited another hour
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(33)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien takes his metrosexual associate producer shopping for Western wear in rural Texas. Hilarity ensues
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(21)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Channel produces first basic-cable special on MH370. Upcoming TLC special will examine whether redneck dwarves downed flight, while H posits aliens
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(18)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Freeze-thaw cycle produces potholes on Earth, little teeny rocks on asteroids
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(2)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Google Inc., the world's No. 1 Internet search provider, plans to begin testing a free search-based e-mail product called Gmail, as it battles rivals Yahoo Inc. and Microsoft Corp.'s MSN
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(101)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Minute Maid Park will introduce some new overpriced foods that all 12 Astros fans can try this season
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(19)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
HI, FILLY MAYS HERE to tell you about the new AgeAway cure-all tonic. Guaranteed results or your bits back. Even Applejack loves this product, so take a Leap of Faith and buy now. BUT WAIT - call the Hub at 10:30am est, and we'll double your order
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(180)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
An average of 257 gallons is a) the monthly consumption of beer in the largest fraternity, b) the estimated amount of tears shed during US prison visits each year, c) the daily production of urine by a fin whale
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"What will the media do if Christie is innocent in Bridgegate?" Masturbate furiously to how they were so wrong and such naughty, naughty news anchors. Spank my producer, spank it hard. I've been a naughty talking head
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(53)
 
(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Demon-o-crats introduce bills to solve the student loan crisis. And by solve they mean dump the problem into the lap of the next administration
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(31)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Michael Cimino shot 1.3 million feet of film, the cast spent six weeks learning to roller skate, a train was rerouted, and there was a minimum of 32 takes per scene. Just some of the excesses on the production of the movie Heaven's Gate
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(49)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Homeopathy product recalled over fears it may contain actual medicine
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(109)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Blur's Damon Albarn warns against heroin use. Just kidding. "It was incredibly creative. It freed me up...I can only say (heroin) was incredibly productive for me. Hand on heart"
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(68)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
State lawmaker outraged to learn that schools are cutting back on science classes, introduces legislation to mandate that it be taught a minimum number of hours. Did subby say science? He meant a far more important subject: cursive writing
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(199)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you sign up for an easy introductory class in chemistry so you can maintain your 4.0 GPA but your teacher makes a mistake and all semester teaches an advance course in chemistry and you only get a B?
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(104)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple to start bundling all products with movies about gladiators and shipping them to the wrong city
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
That weirdly-named, otter-looking guy from "Sherlock" that a lot of girls for some inexplicable reason find attractive will play Hamlet in London theatrical production in 2015, so better get in line now for tickets if you want to see it
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(94)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
Having addressed gay sex, miniskirts, and porn, Ugandan lawmakers continue their crusade against everything anyone anywhere finds fun, introduce bill to ban hookahs
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(11)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another breaking story from the No shiat Sherlock newsdesk: "Producers May Be Manipulating Who Wins on The Voice." You don't say
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(13)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's nice to see a CEO stand behind his product. Warning: do NOT try this at home (or anywhere else, for that matter)
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Producers of 7 Fast 7 Furious announce they have finished filming and found a way to finish the film by respecting Paul Walker's tragic death. Naw, kidding; they're going to use body doubles, CGI, and dub his voice to make the film flow
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(58)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(No Film School)
 
 
 
In 1964, Steven Spielberg directed a 135-minute sci-fi epic which was promptly lost by a bankrupt production company. Here's the surviving four minutes
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(39)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you insist on taking your "service" dog into the grocery store, please make sure it doesn't poop in the aisles, attack any babies, or sniff the produce
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(109)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Argentina has struck a massive fracking deal which will make it the largest producer of shale oil in the hemisphere after the US. Plus it can rejoin international markets, continue to pay for social programmes and put a stop to those pesky protests
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(27)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Introducing the discovery of the GOP Lawmaker Principle: As the national electoral plight of Democrats increases, so does the incidence of stories about obscure state Republican lawmakers saying something stupid
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(38)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin speaks to Vanity Fair about his writing career, wieners, writing "Game of Thrones," wieners, adapting the books for the screen, wieners, and how prequels are a great way for the producers to keep the show from passing the books
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(152)
 
(Design & Trend)
 
 
 
Dark chocolate and your stomach bacteria team up to produce anti-inflammatory compounds that make you live longer. Suck it milk fans
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(44)
 


Sun March 16, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Fark food thread: Japan introduces the Pizza Burger (meat patty, fried egg, veg, bacon bits, fried onion, cheese sprinkles, and demi-glace sauce on top of a traditional focaccia pizza base) - What's your favorite weird international cuisine?
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(81)
 


Sat March 15, 2014
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Just because someone complains about your product, doesn't mean you can threaten to "slice their throat and watch the blood drain out," Nestle Tollhouse
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(31)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing $287 worth of feminine hygiene products. Maybe he can pull some strings and have the charges dismissed
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(59)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
First the good news: the recent massive outbreak or Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea will not make you sick. Now the bad news: It will, however, likely cause prices of pork products to rise. Oh, and it probably sucks for the pigs, too
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(11)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Latest budget proposal cuts the deficit by $4 trillion and creates 9 million jobs but you'll never hear about it again since it was produced by House liberals
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(87)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Oscar Goldman resigns from OSI claiming that bureaucrats spend more time in meetings rejigging data to make it look like they're doing something, than actually being productive
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(43)
 


Wed March 12, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint to produce America's first curved coin. Good luck using those at the laundromat
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(124)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
CEOs more important than ever, says CEO producing school
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(52)
 

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