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134 headlines found matching 'OBE'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
David Meade says he was off a bit and that the world will actually end on October 6, because he's absolutely committed to seeing the apocalypse hit on a Saturday
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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Dear Adobe, it's only Pretty Good Privacy as long as you refrain from posting the private key to the company blog
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox)
 
 
 
What will Bortus and his mate do about their female hatchling? Will Alara get in trouble for disobeying an admiral? Will Ed and Kelly have regretful ex-sex? It's your "The Orville" thread. (9pm EDT)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller hopes to make Sean Spicer's notebooks the #1 bestseller on Amazon this fall
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The staggering numbers behind Oktoberfest. Your move, St. Patrick's Day
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Tue September 19, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Even Robert E. Lee's former church doesn't want to be named after him anymore
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(Survey McSurvFace)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee High School in San Antonio is requesting the Internet's help in picking a new name.You know what to do
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Mon September 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bicyclist inspired by Jules Verne's Around the World in Eighty Days completes round-the-globe bike ride, beats Verne's competitors by a whole day
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Sun September 17, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big business has created an addiction to junk food in Brazil, resulting in obesity rates as the country gains a Brazilian pounds
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, special counsel Robert Mueller has added another lawyer to his team. This one is an expert in money laundering investigations... and is the fourth such specialist now working for Mueller
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congress to Facebook: Give us all of your data on Russian ad buys. Facebook: How about no? Robert Mueller: Give *me* all of your data on Russian ad buys. Facebook: Yes, sir. Always glad to help
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Saturn Cassini probe's last words: LEROOOOOY JENKINS
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are cats liquid or solid? How does holding a crocodile influence gambling? Does playing the didgeridoo cure snoring? They were among the things honored at the Ig Nobel Prize spoof awards
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Low on "gas" and its orbit decaying, the command was given and the Cassini Probe went out like a boss, swan-diving into the atmosphere of Saturn. At 7:55 AM signal was lost for the last time, ending its planned 13-year mission that began in 1997
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans are beginning to suspect that maybe, just maybe Robert Mueller's investigation into this whole Trump/Russia/money laundering/Mafia thing is just not going to end well
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kansas has an abundance of Painted Ladies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to put on my Robe and Wizard's hat
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Add Titan to the list of astonishing images the Cassini probe has produced in its final days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner should step down over Russia probe, according to noted liberal anti-Trump activists - also known as Donald Trump's lawyers
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Robert Kubica, step right up. You're the latest target of the weekly JV hate mail
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Ritchie, a Detroit native born with the curse of southern pride, strengthens his political platform with the following statement "P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller may have to give Trump immunity--but he could still prosecute him. It's the Kobayashi Maru of Russian entanglement
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: I'm not saying [Hurricane] Irma is geoengineered, but there is geoengineering going on secretly in the United States, by a company called Globex, in a mysterious town called Cypress Creek
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone call Robert Smigel; we're getting the X-Presidents together for hurricane relief efforts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert de Niro is going to personally rebuild Barbuda. might want to ask how many points he's asking on the vig first, but that's just me
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Houston to Pat Robertson: Oh, yeah? Well, fark you
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Wed September 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Beyonce, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, Barbra Streisand, Reese Witherspoon, and Oprah Winfrey are among the stars lined up to appear in a one-hour telethon that will raise money for Hurricane Harvey relief. Wait Barbra Streisand?
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Tue September 05, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody: Despite remaining steady or increasing in the rest of America, obesity rates in Brownbackistan have declined. See? Destroying a state's economy does have benefits
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Carbon units infesting NASA continue to receive data from Voyager probes almost 40 years after their expected mission termimation
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Cokie Roberts says Trump is trying for a redo in Texas over his botched response to Harvey
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adidas has developed beer and puke resistant shoes perfect for Oktoberfest and most Farkers
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
October 26th is going to be Christmas for conspiracy theorists as the remaining unreleased files related to JFK's assassination are scheduled to be finally released
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Hoplophobe professor admits he's wearing body armor. Not as comfortable as a cardigan with suede elbows and a pipe but it is a different era
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller teams up with New York's Attorney General to expand probe. In unrelated news, Trump can't pardon state crimes
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Son of TV's Frank, better known to some of you as Patton Oswalt, has a new standup special coming to Netflix on October 17th
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Sober discussion of why the US wasn't prepared for Harvey to the left, finger pointing to the right
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tobe Hooper gets chainsawed, or trapped in the TV, depending on your preference
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
You might not miss Adobe Flash, but videogames will
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump called Senator Thom Tillis and told him he was angry about the proposed bill that would prevent him from firing Robert Mueller. It's almost as if Trump has something to hide
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
ESPN's removal of Robert Lee from the UVa game, which led to a barrage of negative coverage, was done to avoid negative media coverage
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Play-by-play announcer from Virginia's season opener is reassigned to Pitt after ESPN realized his name was Robert Lee. No specific relation, he's just a general Lee
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Coal baron and John Oliver's biatch Robert Murray becomes the latest person to discover that sometimes, just sometimes, there is a wee bit of a discrepancy between what President Trump promises to do and what he actually does
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the 2nd leg of the Champions League qualifiers. Tuesday has Nice vs Napoli, Rijeka vs Olympiacos, Sevilla vs Basaksehir. Wednesday has Kobenhavn, CSKA Moskva, and Liverpool in action. Matches begin at 2:45pm ET. SHUT UP, ALEXI
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon wants to weaponize Mueller probe as a way to take down Jared Kushner
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thieves steal 20 tons of Nutella. Crooks are believed to be armed and morbidly obese
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Fri August 18, 2017
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
George Washington fought for States' Rights to secure individual freedom. Robert E. Lee fought for the privilege of minority slave owners and States' Rights for the sake of States' Rights, even though that meant the oppression of individuals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee said statues and monuments "kept open the sores of war" and vehemently opposed them
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media has been dishonestly portraying the white nationalists who gathered in Charlottesville as violent, when they could have just been little old ladies hoping to listen to Civil War buffs speak about Robert E. Lee, falsely claims Ann Coulter
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. There's a few liberals out there who are starting to face the possibility that Robert Mueller may not be the avenging hero they're hoping for
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Russian hacker is a cooperating FBI witness in the Russia probe. No word yet on whether he weighs 400 pounds
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump's Mind
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So it turns out there is another Robert E Lee IV, grandson of the general and he is fine with the statues coming down too
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study says higher concentrations of streetlights do not guarantee your safety, or affect your chances of an anal probe
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(NY1)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Robert E. Lee for more than 100 years, affixed to a tree Lee planted himself, to be removed Wednesday. Fark: In Brooklyn, NY
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The final solution to all your wardrobe needs
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Robert Reich finally gets around to realizing what Fark has been saying for months; Trump is making America hate again
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since his firing, Reince Priebus has been happily spending time with his family, taking nice long walks, planning to have an on-the-record chat with Robert Mueller, enjoying leisurely meals with good friends and, wait...back up
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
New Orleans, a city where most of the land is below sea level, only has enough power to run half of its pumps due to generator failures. The peak of hurricane season is August-October
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans feel Trump's finances should be part of the Russia probe
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's Treasurer Robert Mercer ponies up $300,000 to destroy Sen. Flake. Begun the GOP civil war has
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotter breaks the record for the highest basketball shot ever made from an aircraft. ***cue: Sweet Georgia Brown***
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Tue August 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Want to win a Nobel Prize in Physics? Discover and prove the answer to any of these seven mysteries
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Pat Robertson people who go to mass every day can NOT be sexual predators
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Turns out special counsel Robert Mueller is not using a grand jury in his Russia-Trump investigation...he is using multiple grand juries
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Sun August 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's probe goes too far
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Sat August 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi's chief of staff turns state's evidence, testifying against him in corruption probe
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Fri August 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber is a "disruptive" company that is redefining the personal transportation sector by not letting itself get bogged down in "old economy" concepts like obeying taxi regulations, labor laws, or vehicle safety recall notices
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Two House Intelligence Committee Republicans decided to go on a top secret spy hunting mission in Britain. How secret was it? Neither Robert Mueller's special counsel or fellow Democratic House Intelligence members knew
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Not news: Scientists watch a star pass by the small Kuiper Belt Object in preparation for the Pluto probe's visit. Fark: Scientists discover that New Horizons is going visit one farking DRUNK asteroid on New Year's Day, 2019
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the loyal engineers overseeing the Voyager probe as its mission winds down and it prepares to merge with a cloud and become V'ger
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Nudity, Robert Downey Jr., and Lou Reed's Rules for Living at the Hamptons' Wackiest Benefit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The way Trump governs himself when America isn't under overt attack should sober you. The prospect of how he'll respond when we are should terrify us all
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese chatbot takes early lead for Nobel Peace Prize
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mooch sobers up and abandons his cocaine-fueled press event to focus on family. No, really
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers dress virtual avatars with digitally captured clothing, allowing Buffalo Bills across the world to untuck and try a whole new wardrobe
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So it begins: Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) calls on Robert Mueller to resign due to "massive conflicts of interest" including a "close friendship" with fired FBI Director James Comey
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
It looks like Fark is going to get a microbe named after it. Here comes the Fark Party
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
New study finds that getting less than seven hours of sleep a night could lead to obesity. Especially if you keep getting up to raid the fridge ... and that's the only exercise you get every day
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson loves his hardcore Twilight fans. Just kidding, he referred to them as "a crap group of crazies" in a recent interview
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy sheds another layer of glistening skin before announcing that the Russia probe is happening exactly as it should
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Guy driving the car with no doors, no windshield and an ax in the roof may not have been totally sober
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ivanka Lawyers Up in Russia Probe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina church accused of bringing hundreds of teens and young adults from its sister congregations in Brazil to the U.S. and forcing them to work for free and beating them when they disobeyed. Umm, didn't we fight a war about this already?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Sen. Susan Collins, R-Maine, says President Donald Trump needs to "step back" and not comment on special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation. Angry tweet about her looks in 3...2...1
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller is expanding Russia probe to include Trump's business transactions. Trump to fire Mueller in 3...2...1
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Has Supreme Court Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. embraced the court's same-sex marriage decision that he so passionately protested two years ago? Maybe he finally met the right person?
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's Al Pacino's turn to overact his way through a HBO movie as Robert DeNiro is busy either with Scorsese or something embarrassing
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
And now for your WTF moment of the day: Watch a bunch of Pikachus dance hypnotically around a vending machine. Obey them
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
While screaming Fake News, Trump has an interview with Pat Robertson
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The constant jokes from the Left questioning Trump's sexuality and the nature of his relationship with Putin demonstrate one thing and one thing only: I's Liberals and Progressives are the true homophobes in our world
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After a long six years, Curb Your Enthusiasm returns for a 9th season on October 1, 2017. That's some pretty... pretty...pretttttttttttty good news
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe will still be ruling Zimbabwe even after he gets back from his taxidermy session
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Sat July 08, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 213, with Amanda Nunes vs Valentina Shevchenko II, Yoel Romero vs Robert Whittaker, Fabricio Werdum vs Alistair Overeem III, etc. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, FS1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(Time)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts gave a 9th grade commencement speech worthy of any institution
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Fri July 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ex-Tour de France cyclist Robert Millar reveals her new identity as Philippa York. People were curious after she had the cross bar moved down on her bike
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can't fire a probe you moron
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robert Reich says Trump's wrestling Tweet was an attack on Democracy
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
Woman, who lost her license due to a DUI, sinks her car in a pond, steals a hotel shuttle and wrecks that too, all while sober. How the hell did she drive when she was drunk?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The technologies that power and cool the Parker Solar Probe are considered revolutionary. BONUS: they even work at night
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Pfft, what do Nobel Prize-winning economists know about economics
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Seriously, why the hell doesn't Robert Reich run for Senate?
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Obese man does the right thing and buys two seats on a flight because he takes up so much room. Fark: Spirit Airlines, oh sorry we overbooked that flight and we're taking that seat
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Sat June 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize should go to this guy as he attacks IRS Scammers in the best possible way (some Not Safe For Work language in both English and Hindi)
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Thu June 22, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"The Utah State Legislature is taking a sober look at the end of 3.2 beer"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Robert Reich says we already have enough evidence to impeach Trump
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions has hired attorney specifically to help him fend off Russia probe
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Like a 13-year-old boy in health class House Republicans hope no one notices that their probe is growing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump blames FBI probe on Putin
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Thu June 15, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
1960s government do-gooding blamed for today's super-sized obesity epidemic
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Did Bob Dylan plagiarize Spark Notes of Moby Dick for his Nobel speech? That would explain the references to God and the "other"
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Tue June 13, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Duffy (R) does not understand Russia probe:"What the hell are we investigating?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich urges Trump to fire special counsel Robert Mueller over Kathy Griffin's tasteless stunt, because if anyone understands tasteless, it's Newt
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump "considering possibly terminating" Special Counsel Robert Mueller according to NewsMax CEO. Popcorn futures soar to new records as "DO IT" meme posting goes off the charts
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing robe and sandals arrested at a London shopping center. Oh, fer Chrissakes
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's pays Canadian "pirate" to retire. "But I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts, eh" he says, before heading to Patagonia to live like a king
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says there's nothing in the Bible saying polygamy is sinful or "against the Bible"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: An overwhelming number of Americans don't believe anything president Trump has to say about the Russian probe
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
TV in children's bedrooms increases the risk of obesity. Especially when their bedroom also has a refrigerator, hot plate and microwave
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demonic hate Muppet Pat Robertson postulates that "maybe the British people want to die" from terrorism
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Finally, we can enjoy Bob Dylan's Nobel Prize lecture in full with this priceless recording
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Mon June 05, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Besides being very into slavery and racism, General Robert E. Lee was generally a very bad person
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Preschoolers who recognize snack food brands more likely to be obese. Especially when they also say their role models are Ronald McDonald, Wendy and Colonel Sanders
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason's list of the 100 most influential libertarians. First in a series, to be followed by Idaho's 100 most powerful liberals and the 100 most sober Farkers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord claimed on live television "Coal is the wave of the future." Robert Reich just stared at him in disbelief before disproving the idiotic claim
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mad scientists across the globe: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro says the U.S. has become a "tragic, dumbass comedy." And this from the person who agreed to star in "Dirty Grandpa"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes issued "unmasking subpoenas" unilaterally while acting completely independent of the Russia probe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Please excuse these seventeen administration officials from obeying ethics rules. Signed, Epstein's president
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump "gaining weight" and "emotionally withdrawing" as Russia probe swamps White House. If only there were a t-shirt slogan befitting this development. If only
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Tue May 30, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not News: yet another City considers removing its public statues to Stonewall Jackson and Robert E. Lee. News: and one honoring Justice Roger Taney, the author or the Dredd Scott decision. Fark: Baltimore, MD which was always part of the Union
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
One step closer as Trumpy's lawyer is now being asked for documents in Russia probe
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solving the plastic pollution problem plaguing our oceans is easy: Just invent plastic-eating microbes
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Sun May 28, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Have you heard? The latest sign of your risk of stroke is your ear lobes
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