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121 headlines found matching 'OBE'
Tue September 02, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New letter up for auction shows that young Robert Kennedy was afraid his brother John would be killed at any minute... and that was just by angry husbands
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(12)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First pictures from Digital Globe's super high-rez commercial satellite are, well, astonishingly high-rez. They have even better ones, but the US military won't let the company release them (pics, of course)
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge warns attorney to never dress like a Harry Potter character again, says he is the only person allowed to wear an absurd robe and wig in his courtroom
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Sat August 30, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood is shocked, SHOCKED that we all didn't flock to the theaters like obedient little drones to gawk at the latest Expendables & Transformers sequels and some movie with Cameron Diaz in it this Summer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a lovely Friday, you're still (mostly) sober, and you're dreaming about the weekend. Must be time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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Fri August 29, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts hospitalized with double pneumonia. No, seriously. That isn't just a codeword for "crack overdose"
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(31)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigeria shutting down all schools until October in response to ebola. Kids now free to run and play together and have more contact with their communities for six more weeks
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The test flight of a military hypersonic glider designed to fly so fast it can reach anywhere on the globe in about an hour went great. For the first four seconds
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(29)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Puzzled police probe penguin purloining potables, promise prompt prosecution
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(16)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European scientists don't want let the aliens have all the fun and thus are proposing sending a probe to Your Anus. Lucky for you, assuming it's approved, it won't get their until 2035 at the earliest. Bonus: 26 moons
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Robert Plant says his new solo album will be his last. Unless, you know, it makes him some money
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Steve Nash, how would you describe Kobe Bryant in three words?" ". . .Mother. F*cking. A**hole." Bonus: "Kobe thought this was awesome"
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(18)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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(59)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Rock eating microbes found in Antarctic lake. Hold up, I think I've seen this Star Trek episode
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(41)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news out of Detroit: Bob Seger is releasing his first new album in eight years this October. LIKE A ROCK
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(88)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis I to visit Philadelphia in September. City officials suggest October since it won't conflict with any Phillies games once the MLB playoffs start
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 24th brithday to Jennifer Lawrence, who graduated 2 years early from high school with a 3.9 GPA, has acted in 18 films, won 4 Critics' Choice Movie Awards, 2 SAG Awards, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA Award and an Oscar, and looks good blue and naked
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
On October 19, seven spacecraft will accidentally run into Comet Siding Spring while feverishly snapping photos. No word if the comet is related to Sean Penn
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Wed August 13, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"You can call me a homophobe or use any other excuse you choose to write me off but the truth is homosexually [sic] is not universally accepted... And on top of that no Vulcan would consider the situation 'logical'"
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Tue August 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Something to think about the morning after: What your drunk mouth was spouting last night were all those thoughts your sober mouth didn't have the guts to
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Larry King takes to Twitter to offer his condolences on the passing of "Robert Williams"
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(46)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts, who helped usher in unlimited political spending, decries partisanship. That's the joke
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(316)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Barneys to pay $525,000 in shopper profiling probe. Man that purple dinosaur is going to be broke
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(10)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Well, you're eminently qualified, your references are beyond reproach, and we really think you'd make a great addition to our staff. Now if you'd just go to the examination room and disrobe, the gynecologist will be in to see you shortly"
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Sat August 09, 2014
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Rick Perry, who in 2012 was the gun-totin'-est, God-fearin'-est candidate in the bunch, might be the most sober, responsible Republican candidate in 2016 Be afraid, very afraid
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Fri August 08, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama launches air strike on Iraq, cementing his record as Nobel Peace Prize winner with the most confirmed kills
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(638)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Shades Generator (very Not safe for work): "The ectoplasm was oozing down my chin and onto my top bollocks. It was bliss having his mutton dagger probed inside me again; stuffing myself with a lightbulb just didn't get my stench trench gushing anymore"
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Thu August 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again, you haters comparing Obama to Jimmy Carter can suck it - because unlike Carter, Obama did NOT invite Robert Mugabe to the White House. He invited every other despot in Africa, but not Mugabe
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Wed August 06, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Robert Reich is paid $242,613 per year to teach one class at Berkeley. I wonder if it's about income inequality
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(210)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Robert Redford to NY tax collectors: No, you get the million dollars if I get to fark you, it's not for you to fark me
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Tue August 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robert Picardo's ex-wife claims the Star Trek actor is having an affair with Bill Nye. Please state the nature of the sexual emergency
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China regulator says Microsoft should not obstruct anti-trust probe. Who do you pull for on this one?
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Lester takes out full page ad in Boston Globe to thank Red Sox Nation for their support of him over the years. Adds a layer of dust to the paper for added effect
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(20)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wal-Mart announces plans to begin personalizing each shopper's experience, so if you'd like to see a few more obese ladies in gym shorts or meth freaks in wife beaters and baseball caps, get online and let them know
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(37)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
I put on my robe & wizard hat and summon you to Fark Fantasy Football
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(112)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here are a list of states that will allow one to practice law without a law degree
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(46)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Riding with Death, which features the elusive Robert Denby and a secret agent with a watch that makes him invisible. Mike, Servo, and Crow make this one of the funniest episodes. "I sure hope he remembers to pick up death"
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Tue July 29, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fast food workers vow civil disobedience over low pay, threaten to occupy restaurants, hinder business operations. Otherwise known as Monday
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
After a devastating tornado ripped through Revere, Massachusetts, the Boston Globe would like to allay people's fears: Kelly's Roast Beef is still open
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(75)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 3 - October 5
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Firefighter obesity is becoming a problem in the US, especially when the jaws of life have to be used to remove firefighters who become stuck in the hole while sliding down the pole
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Thu July 24, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, fatties: There's a newly discovered virus that you can blame your obesity and diabetes on. And it's even got "ass" in its name
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(116)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr is too expensive for 'Iron Man 4'. Enter, Colin Farrell
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
From deep in the heart of Russia, Snowden wants to rally hackers "to spur development of easy-to-use technologies to subvert government surveillance programs around the globe" that Russian agencies couldn't POSSIBLY want to use themselves
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(44)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Okay everyone, get your globes out and try to follow along: Long-time ice cream man in Dearborn, MI is facing deportation after being accused of killing Irish soldiers, who were on a peacekeeping mission for the UN in Beruit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: 22,000 show up for a game at Safeco Field in Seattle. News: For a softball game. Fark: Kobe Bryant went yard
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(14)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rob Ford says that he is now "sober as a judge." All judges in Toronto immediately asked to give hair and blood samples
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Mon July 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson's rationale for why a woman's son's stomach hurt when she prayed to Jesus? "Witches, man. Witches"
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(100)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines becomes the first carrier to offer larger overhead bins. Passengers bringing their entire wardrobe on board to begin in 3...2...1
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(36)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Roberto Orci has not yet been confirmed as the next director who will continue running the Star Trek franchise into the ground
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Fri July 11, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Sometimes, your guardian angel appears in a halo of holy light. Other times, he breaks into your home wearing a purple robe and woman's bathing suit and watches you sleep
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(14)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Regardless of what happens on Sunday, the real winners of the World Cup have been the women of Brazil, who have had their pick of hot guys from across the globe for the past month
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(15)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey thieves: If you're going to steal people's air conditioners for scrap metal, could you at least wait until October?
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(62)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson may have smeared Sen. Robert Menendez with a story concocted by Cuban intelligence
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(45)
 
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Lack of exercise, not diet, linked to rise in obesity, Stanford research shows in a study brought to you by Conagra, Archer Daniels Midland and Mosanto
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(139)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Crowdfunding effort brings NASA solar probe - abandoned in solar orbit for more than 30 years - back to life
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(22)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
Andrew Robert Rector, caught on camera napping at a Yankees-Red Sox game, is about get an education on the Streisand Effect
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Instead of burning or burying their children's summer camp wardrobe, some women actually try to launder the filthy stuff
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(14)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Growing rates of obesity in pets have led to the emergence of fat farms offering 'pawlates,' 'doga' and 'Barko Polo,' doggie versions of Pilates, yoga and Marco Polo to help slim down man's best friend." Your dog just wants steak
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(47)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Those "narrow" decisions the Robert's Court is famous for? Yeah, it's all a ruse to fark you over next year
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(53)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr.'s son: "From you, dad. I learned it from watching you"
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(60)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Director Roberto Orci says Star Trek 3 will boldly go where the previous two movies haven't: Outer space
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(202)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
How to make something completely terrifying into something awesome
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
When Robert De Niro knocks on your door and asks to watch the soccer
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(30)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk hidden right out in the open in Central Park. And buried underneath it is a set of important symbols of the Freemasons. Somewhere Dan Brown is having an orgasm
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(81)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have come up with yet another reason why children are obese which isn't 'they eat too much food'
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(133)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters draft Johnny Manziel: " 'Johnny Basketball' has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?"
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(17)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Here's the cutest video of a cat boxing a Doberman that you'll see before lunch
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(13)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Contest held to find least obedient pet in nation. Finally a competition your dog or cat has a chance of winning
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Saint Roberto Clemente. Patron saint of slugging
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(15)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cross-stitch is cool again, and you can recreate microbes including cholera, smallpox and gangrene along with more mainstream designs such as The Princess Bride and Star Trek scenes (pics)
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(34)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
WHO is next to challenge TNA Champ Eric Young? WILL Team 3D bring the tables to the Hall of Fame? WOULD a Knockouts wardrobe "malfunction" improve ratings? LIVE from BETHLEHEM, PA., THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling Discussion Thread (9pm ET on Spike)
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(222)
 
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
You'd better stock up on microbeads while you can
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(74)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In a flash, Adobe 2Q earnings rise 16%
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(5)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada to test rarely used criminal code provision that bans pedobear memes
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(24)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Robert Bergdahl's beard is NOT a threat." I dunno about you, but I remember when that beard flew into the second tower and I WILL NOT FORGET
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(192)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson makes intelligent point about Bush selling the country a bill of goods in order to invade Iraq. Of course, he goes off the rails with Jesus, Devil, and Armageddon talk at the end, but hey, he was on a roll there for a while
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
That weird "Chicken Fat" song from Apple's iPhone ad was written by the composer of "The Music Man," sung by Robert Preston as a PSA for JFK's Council On American Fitness... and banned in Detroit
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(51)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson denies the rumors he'll be Indiana Jones or a Jedi, continues to hate Twilight while doing so
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The ten most religious states in the U.S. are also the ten states that have the worst schools, highest rates of obesity, lowest life expectancy, lowest overall health, lowest minimum wage and of course highest consumption of online pornography
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(110)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Roberto Hernandez ejected without warning for throwing an inside pitch after a home run
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(37)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't watch the World Cup sober, get cultured (read: drunk) with a list of teams and their national booze
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(29)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Tobey Maguire is not only a poor loser, he's also a psychotic douche
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(128)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call
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(159)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"If a husband threatens to murder his wife with a gun, that's her problem, not the cops'." Was this from: A) Elliot Rodger's manifesto B) some MRA douche-blogger or C) "Reverend" Pat Robertson
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(306)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How Robert Heinlein changed from committed socialist to spittle-flecked, right-wing lunatic almost overnight
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(235)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Joseph Robert Wilcox was a good guy with a gun. On Sunday, it cost him his life
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(738)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fred Goldman says that OJ's lawyer Robert Kardashian had evidence that would have easily convicted OJ of the murders of Goldman's son and Nicole Brown
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(136)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Simply hearing alcohol terms such as "whisky" can make sober people more aggressive, scientists claim
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(34)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Don't kid yourself, coal will be around for a long, long time, as a cheap source of power across the globe. Anyone who believes in wind power and biofuels as a solution to soaring energy demand also believes in the Easter Bunny"
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Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the simplest terms, I am trying to teach the computer how to diagnose cancer," says Nobel Laureate. Oh sorry, says 19-year-old who has already won a $50,000 Google scholarship and been invited to the White House to showcase her research
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(17)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Showtime developing a drama about drug rehab in the 1980s produced by Robert Downey Jr
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(38)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox news: Bowe Berghdahl's father's long beard makes him look like a member of the Taliban. Next up, super-patriot and all around swell guy, Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson
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(168)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After numerous wardrobe malfunctions, Kate Middleton hires a bum watcher to ensure her skirts don't go flying up around her shoulders in future. Best. Job. Ever
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(56)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
You will never, ever, ever, ever guess which country has the most obese people. Nope, no way. It's just impossible
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(199)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember when nobody knew what would happen to their computers in the new millennium? It's sort of the same, nobody knows what will happen to Robert De Niro once he works with Robert Pattinson
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(32)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert De Niro, star of Meet the Fockers, Analyze This, and Last Vegas among other notable films, offers one minute of brilliant acting advice. "It's simpler than you think"
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(20)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant reveal how Led Zeppelin III came to be when the band retreated to a cottage in Wales in 1969. A surprising number of sentences begin, "From what little I can remember"
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(47)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
10-year-old Canadian girl who scolded McDonald's at 2013 shareholders meeting is unmoved one year later. "Kids are getting obese and have disabilities, and companies like McDonald's need to do their part and stop marketing their gross food to kids"
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(61)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Robert Gates elected president of the Boy Scouts of America. Because, who better to run an elite paramilitary organization than a former Secretary of Defense?
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lenovo overtakes Apple in personal computer market for first time after marketing campaign to target people who don't have an all-black wardrobe or inexplicable jobs of some sort that require them to hang around coffee shops all day
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(46)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Roberts: The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to...just...stop it. Eric Holder: With all due respect, it's not that simple. Fox News: SCARY BLACK MAN LAUNCHES RACE ATTACK AGAINST KINDLY WHITE MAN
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(399)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
October 2012 - Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer 'bets the company' on Windows 8. May 2014 - Surface (RT) has lost at least $1.2 billion, plus its CEO, and counting. How would we live in a world without any Microsoft products?
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Mon May 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
You can contract MERS from a simple handshake. Better hug the person and carefully lick the underside of the earlobe instead for the time being...just to be safe
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Sat May 17, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
WH Official: VA official Robert Petzel was forced to fall on his sword
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
And today's "not my fault" failed drug test by a NFL player is brought to you by Colts linebacker Robert Mathis and the fertility drugs he was taking to get his wife pregnant. Bonus: The fertility drugs worked
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Thu May 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Headline that clearly fell through a wormhole from an alternate reality: "Creationist Ken Ham: Atheists love 'pagan' Pat Robertson for making Christians looks silly"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In order to end the web's dependence on proprietary plug-ins like Adobe Flash, Mozilla announces that Firefox will implement the new W3C DRM standard by including a proprietary Content Decryption Module... from Adobe
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that whole 'holy grail' of physics thingy that was deemed worthy of a Nobel Prize. Well now a physicist working at CERN has his doubts about cosmic inflation
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(40)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
It's that time again for the Don Cherry Playoff Wardrobe Retrospective. From the looks of things, clothes companies are now able to weave vomit into wearable suits (pics, but your monitor won't thank you)
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(35)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich calls for more tolerance of gay people in America, blames gay people for situation: "Homosexuals should be more tolerant of homophobes"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's official: JJ Abrams has selected his protege, Roberto Orci, who has no experience directing movies, to direct Star Trek III: The Search for Lensflare
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Can a stopped watch be half right twice a day? Pat Robertson denies young earth creationism
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It seems JJ Abrams has passed the Star Trek director's lensflare on to Roberto Orci
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Robert Plant doesn't want to be part of a Led Zeppelin reunion tour because he's not a jukebox, is tired of playing music people want to hear to large crowds
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
These little microbeads in my exfoliating face cream are multi-taskers: they keep my skin looking good, and they also are killing the planet
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP candidate: "The TSA is doing something really profound - they're indoctrinating Americans to be prodded and probed by uniformed agents of the government, like sheep. I'd rather see another terrorist attack than give up my liberty as an American"
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Tue May 06, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
School requires group of 40 teens to take breath tests before entering prom. Good news: All were sober. Bad news: Prom was over by the time they got results
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Using a middle initial makes people appear smarter to others. The study was completed in October of 2000, just prior to the election of George W. Bush
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(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
Sir Ozzy Osbourne, Prince of Farking Darkness, CBE
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(30)
 

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