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158 headlines found matching 'OBE'
Mon January 16, 2017
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In Alabama, today's holiday is Robert E. Lee's birthday. Happy Spite Day, everybody
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with celebrating Robert E. Lee Day on top of MLK day, City of Biloxi renames MLK Day "Great Americans Day." Bonus finger pointing when they're called out on it
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Black motorist tackled and beaten for "stealing" his own car, remains polite & cooperative anyway. Cops immediately find out that the car is registered to him but decide to throw some resisting arrest and disobeying an officer charges at him anyway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when they dressed up Andre the Giant as the Dread Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride? This is kind of like that, but in Pakistan
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Tue January 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with Matthew Roberts, who at the age of 25 discovered that his real father was Charles Manson
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Continuing his uninterrupted streak of appointing the worst possible person to every department, Trump asks anti-vaxxer Robert Kennedy Jr to lead vaccine commission
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stranger Things skit at the Golden Globes brings Barb back
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner was an awesome TV big sister on the red carpet at the Golden Globes. Will enact her sudden but inevitable betrayal on the SAG Awards red carpet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forget the Golden Globes, the SAG Awards, the WGA Awards, the Oscars, et al. Let's talk about what really matters, "Batman v. Superman" is leading the Razzies shortlist
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'La La Land' tops most diverse group of Golden Globe Award winners... maybe ever
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(Time)
 
 
 
Robert Redford decides to weigh in on Standing Rock, urging protesters to "stay inspired and peaceful"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Deadpool and Spider-Man kissed at the Golden Globes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara praises the anal tradition of the Golden Globes
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Will Deadpool be acknowledged as Best Picture? Will Veep nab the Best Sitcom award? Will Anthony Anderson get acknowledged for his genius? Will Jimmy Fallon be awkwardly unfunny? It's your Golden Globes Discussion Thread, 8pm ET ON NBC
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Fri January 06, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama dropped 26,171 bombs last year in wrapping up his legacy, earned his Nobel keep
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Is NASA launching too many asteroid missions? Because watching unmanned probes blast off to examine space gravel is getting boring
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Need something to give you hope for our politics in our nation? The Republican governor of Arkansas says the state should stop honoring Robert E. Lee on the same day as Martin Luther King because "it's the right thing to do"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Finally, the Romero Institute gets published: Microbes found on paper money
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Sunwing airlines: Wait, you mean to tell us that we need to make sure our pilots are sober while flying? Wow, this is news to us
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So let's watch 5'9" Isaiah Thomas drive on Jazz center Rudy Gobert who has the longest wingspan in NBA history at 7'8". Place your bets
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli police question Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu for more than three hours in connection with a criminal probe into graft and bribery. Netanyahu denies any wrongdoing says the cops are just being Antisemitic
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Obesity rates went up in every country in the world, yes Somalia too. Here's the information in a handy map so you won't need to burn extra calories by reading
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Does being sedentary lead to obesity, or does being obese lead to being sedentary? It's like a chicken or egg question, except in this case they were both eaten at the same time
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
2017 New Year's Resolution: civil disobedience
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham to be given an OBE from the Queen for her work with fashion, charities, and not taking part in the latest Spice Girls reunion
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(NFL)
 
 
 
After 14 years and 122 quarterback takedowns, Indianapolis Colts Pro Bowl linebacker Robert Mathis announces his retirement. NFL players respond with a sack full of tribute letters
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That's SIR Ray Davies to you. SUCK IT, DAVE
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman threatens us with five more seasons of The Walking Dead
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
She was denied a Nobel Prize for the crime of doing science while female so she'll have to settle for a Fark headline announcing that she has passed
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former defense secretary, CIA director and deputy national security adviser Robert Gates can add drunk to his resume, now he thinks there's value in Trump's "disruptive approach" to governing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'DeploraBall' will feature unlimited food, booze, and a chance to celebrate Trumpenfuhrer's win in an alt-right friendly environment. No word if the cover charge includes complimentary brown shirts, pointy white hats, robes
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in my mid-20s and my family has a history of alcoholism; I see tendencies in myself and want to quit drinking but everyone is pressuring me to drink as it's the holidays. I don't want to be the only sober person. What do I do?"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: After six years of hostilities, China decides to make peace. Fark: With Norway. UltraFARK: Over the Nobel Peace Prize
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Isaac Newton's book on mathematics and science sells for a record $3.7 million, Estate of Robert Hooke immediately sues for royalties
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Sat December 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tobey Maguire reacts to Andrew Garfield reacting to Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
An explanation of Comey's October Surprise and the history of the FBI vs. the presidency
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Thu December 15, 2016
(American Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
"Does anyone seriously think Russia can somehow influence the American people's choice? Is America some kind of banana republic? America is a great power" --- Vladimir Putin, October 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber self-driving vehicles obey traffic lights just as well as Uber human-driving vehicles. You've been warned
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Warning: Snow globes may cause cancer if eaten
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out Pokemon Go wasn't the cure for obesity after all
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Remember when Robert De Niro put out a video game?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan disses the Nobel guys again, announces gigs in Sweden next year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are your 2017 Golden Globe nominations, led by two well-deserved nominations for heartwarming romantic comedy Deadpool
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Obese corpses are a hazard of the job for funeral workers. It's all that dead weight
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You can read the full text of Bob Dylan's Nobel banquet speech here, and it's just as great as anything else he's written
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ted "The Splendid Splinter" Williams wrote a column for The Boston Globe in 1962 to laud the pilot he was wingman for in the Korean War
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany decided to take on Robert Reich over Trump's pick for Labor and really came off looking like a moron, with Reich shocked she thought dropping a livable minimum wage was pro-worker
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Thu December 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotter sinks the highest trick shot ever made in North America
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
"And on down in Farkville, they farkied a lot, with gizmos and gadgets and bourbon and scotch. When along came Submitter, all sober and bitter. For he did write the most foulest of letters." THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Easiest greenlight ever for subby: Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Wardrobe Malfunction (Not safe for work)
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, I try my best to be just like I am but everybody wants you to be just like them. They sing while you slave and I just get bored. I ain't gonna speak at Nobel awards no more
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Obama puts out a how-to guide for Donald Trump to ensure he doesn't wind up destroying the globe
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Sat December 03, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You'll have to wait until October 5, 2018 to see Jason Momoa star as the most ineffective, idiotic superhero of them all, Aquaman, whose sole power is swimming and communicating with fish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
MIT experts create non-stick coatings for food containers so the ketchup actually flows out. The Nobel Prize for condiments is SUCH a lock this year
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Fri December 02, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is why Americans are broke and obese. Now who wants to eat out tonight?
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama's Secretaries of Energy: Two Nuclear Physics professors, one with a Nobel Prize. Trump's pick to head the Dept of Energy: A Senator from West-by god-Virginia mostly famous for spawning the CEO who screwed over Epi-pen users
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New survey reveals that 69% of Republicans wanted to kill Obamacare in October but now that its an actual possibility and not just tough talk that number has dropped to 52%. Are backbone transplants available through ACA coverage?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you have a "Demon-possessed house," Pat Robertson encourages you to sell it to someone else so it can be their problem. Hey, it's better than him going on about Trump
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Dread Pirate Roberts claim that rogue government agent solicited payoff in exchange for information on Silk Road investigation and then destroyed the evidence
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"King Kong: Skull Island" director Jordan Vogt-Roberts live-tweets feud with 'alt right' passenger while shoulder-surfing his postings in First Class. This may or may not determine whether 'Skull Island' sucks
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Sat November 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"American Ninja Warrior" course is no big deal for a Harlem Globetrotter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils their Cyber Monday deals. Because as Americans, we must OBEY CONSUME REMEMBER TERRIBLE 80S MOVIES STARRING RODDY PIPER
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Actor Cary Elwes, now and forever The Dread Pirate Roberts, wins the whole damn internet by coining THE best nickname for our president-elect: Prince Trumperdink, and it appears the warthog-faced buffoon is NOT happy about it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna's son Rocco arrested for possession of marijuana. He plans to go to his obese cow and neurotic turtle friends to help him fight these charges
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Robert Reich's eight-point plan for a new Democratic party
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Sat November 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI seek 'The Spelling Bee Bandit,' known for writing "robery" on a withdrawal slip and handing it to the teller. Authorities caution the public that he may be carrying a gub
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Fri November 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters meets the cast of 'STOMP'. Follow the bouncing ball
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Uber may be taking unaccounted money from goober drivers
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline leaves them in stitches: "Robert Griffin III on pace to return to Injured Reserve this season"
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Wimp)
 
Video
 
Globe making in the 1950's was a fascinating labor intensive process - worldwide
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan is too damned busy for your fancy schmancy Nobel Prize award ceremony, OK? Just send it in the mail
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Tue November 15, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Robert Griffin III on pace to return to Injured Reserve this season
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Mon November 14, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump told Chris Christie in 2015 that he didn't expect to make it past October-at which point Trump would drop out, endorse Christie and maybe even get him some McDonald's now and then
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Wed November 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich explains why the white working class abandoned the Democratic Party in favor of the Orange menace
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Subby has always wanted an Imperial mouse droid for a Roomba, but having a drone shaped as the probe droid from The Empire Strikes Back ... (throws money at monitor)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
This week's episode of OD'd With Children brought to you by Latrobe, PA
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cokie Roberts suggests birth control for Latinos as a possible GOP strategy for dealing with American demographic shifts
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Sun November 06, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is the Electoral College fair? Is the Pope Jewish? Is Drew sober?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty thinks he deserves a Nobel prize since Bob Dylan got one
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Over 370 prominent economists, Including eight Nobel Laureates: "Don't you even think about voting for that tiny fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shiatgibbon, or the economy will melt to the damn ground." Maybe those pinheads have a point
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Wed November 02, 2016
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 4-A starts with Napoli @ Besiktas @1:45. All other games begin @3:45 EDT including PSG@Basel, Barca@Citeh, Rostov@Athletico, Munich@PSV. Day 4-B has Leverkusen@Spurs, Sporting@Dortmund, Leicester@Kobenhavn, etc. This is your UCL thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't know any mobster named Robert LiButti." The WrestleMania IV footage proves otherwise until it gets Benoited
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
October surprise, meet War on Christmas: Starbuck's holiday cup design leaked
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demented hate Yoda Pat Robertson says James Comey's letter on Clinton was the work of an invisible entity he believes will grant him some sort of afterlife for being the most mean-spirited, bigoted, hateful man in existence
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
NewsFlash
 
Red October Surprise
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German police probe their own ranks for extremism after Reichsburger killing, no doubt tipped off by the 'Arbys Macht Fries' signs (Some Not safe for work ads in article)
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record for most rounds of golf walked in a year, and it's only October: "Ten-point-three-million steps, 1.25 million calories and just over 5,200 miles. That's New York to L.A. and back and then some, to put it into perspective"
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So far, the Cubs have been shut out twice in three games, and now they have to face Corey Kluber, he of the 0.74 ERA in October ... who's pitching on only three days rest. This is why we love the game. World Series, Game 4, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan "speechless" at Nobel Prize honor
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Fri October 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 49th birthday, Julia Roberts. Here she is dropping a few F-bombs while speaking at "Broadway for Hillary" (language Not safe for work)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Rep. Robert Dold (R-IL) runs an ad denouncing Trump. BOB DOLD
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Scuttlebutt Sailing News)
 
 
 
The toughest, longest race in the world is about to start: the Vendée Globe, the only non-stop, unassisted round the world solo yacht race. How tough? Only five skippers from North America have taken part since 1989 and two of them died
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
A map of the United States...with every October clown sighting
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Ig Nobel prize winner discusses why he researched 3-D perception by having subjects look between their own legs, what lifetime of studying psychology taught him, why he admires his wife, and how he would get an elephant into a refrigerator
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Mon October 24, 2016
(The Drive)
 
 
 
A showdown between Russia and the U.S. increasingly looks as unavoidable as "The Hunt for Red October" memes in this thread
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Study finds that obese women have more sex than women with sharp knees
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Robert Kirman and Scott Gimple break down the bloody, violent season seven premiere of The Walking Dead, which featured the biggest, most anticipated at-bat in history [WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS]
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dark energy, the accelerating expansion of the universe, and the 2011 Nobel Prize for physics
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Nobel committeeman calls Bob Dylan "arrogant" for not returning his calls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists design the ultimate UK pub crawl and with 25,000 stops along 28,270 miles, it's longer than circumnavigating the globe so you better get started
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Fri October 21, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
There's a little black spot on the Mars today... Right where the ESA probe crashed yesterday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Philippines to Duterte: Whoa now, let's not go munch General Gao's "chicken" just yet, Robert
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's OK, Mars probe. We've all been there before. You're excited, ready to perform, and then, before you can even think about seeing your aunt naked to tame your urges, you blow it
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
How many Robert Pattinsons could you beat in a fight?
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(Elite Readers)
 
 
 
10 common albeit odd religious practices from around the globe including Kaparot, which usually involves swinging a live chicken over one's head as a form of penance
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Wed October 19, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg's Jarvis-style AI might get voiced by RObert Downey, Jr., the man who plays a way super cool version of the real-life dork. If this happens, there is no way he doesn't find a way to marry it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists report Mars probe was doing well right up until those last few meters
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe Lightroom photo editing masterclass. I know I could figure it out on my own eventually, but sometimes I appreciate a tour. (Sponsored Link)
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 4 Tues. shows Spurs@Leverkusen, Kobenhagn@Leicester, Sevilla@Zagreb, Juventus@Lyon, Monaco@CSKAMoscow. Wed. has Ludogorets@Arsenal, Basel@PSG, M'bach@Celtic, PSV@Munich, Citeh@Barsa. This is THE CHAMPIONS thread. Kickoff is 2:45 pm EDT
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Phil Collins announces his "Farking Hell, If Dylan Can Win A Nobel Prize Then So Can I" comeback tour
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It's always disconcerting when someone refuses to return your calls, especially if you're the Nobel Prize Committee
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Sun October 16, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robert Plant performs "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" at Austin City Limits, shows he still has the delicate touch
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking in the "D." Saturday October 15th, Greektown Casino, Detroit, 5PM
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest...Ya used me, Trump, ya used me
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Madonna wins Nobel Prize, or something that makes as much sense
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tom Waits congratulates Bob Dylan on his Nobel Prize. I wonder what THAT conversation sounded like
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis congratulates the president of Colombia on his Nobel Peace Prize
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
October 1994 gave birth to these metal gems: Purgatory Afterglow; the Fourth Dimension; Suomi Finland Perkele; Pentagram; Non Serviam; Fetishism; Det Som Engang Var; Wildhoney; 4p; --- Good Month or Greatest Month?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Judge tacks 90 days onto 3-day sentence because defendant in a restraining order case is being defiant and belligerent. Then the robe comes off (with awesome video)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Health Organization says governments should tax sugar to fight obesity. Mostly because creating taxes is about the only thing governments around the world can ever be easily talked into doing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ How many songs must I mumble through, before I get a Nobel Prize, the answer my friend is blowing in the wind ♪
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Republican bad guy and Snidely Whiplash lookalike James O'Keefe claims to have October surprise videos to drop on Clinton
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Mon October 10, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Let's see what Pat Robertson has to say about the Trump scandal...oh my
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Okay, but seriously, this year's Nobel Prize-winners in physics really do look like Doctor Who, David Crosby and Jerry Garcia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The presidential race is heating up and October is full of surprises guaranteed to grab you right in the whatever as Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton face off Town Hall style in the second presidential debate, 9 PM ET on pretty much every major channel
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Let's check in with Robert DeNiro on how he feels about the election
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Sat October 08, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Josh McCown's daughter and her friends dress up in Josh McCown jerseys from most of the NFL teams he's played for for Jersey Day at school. Amusing: She's 2 friends short of Josh's full team wardrobe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And the October Surprise Advent Calendar gives us another treat
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Fri October 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"FBI agents are ready to revolt over the cozy Clinton probe"
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman knows the source of the zombie outbreak. He's just not going to tell you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Colombian President awarded Nobel Peace Prize a little premature. I mean, hell, Drew only got 12-year-old scotch for helping broker the peace between a South American government and the Politics Tab
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's October, so David Ortiz legged out a double faster than he did all season. Not bad for a Large Father
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What do you do when gauges have stretched your earlobes so thin you're afraid they'll tear?
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Thu October 06, 2016
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma has declared October 13th a day of prayer ... for oil fields
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blade Runner 2049er starring Bounty Bob, er, Harrison Ford, gets a release date of October 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New research on inequality and lack of social mobility in America comes to sobering conclusion: "Whatever you thought, it's worse"
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Wizards want to build their own arena so they can lose to the Globetrotters 365 days a year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Turns out the big Wikileaks October Surprise was nothing but an opportunity to hawk their books at 40% off. Trump fans angry, thought Death Star was fully operational
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Japanese scientist wins Nobel for research that may one day allow you to eat yourself
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The lower series NASCAR drivers are chasing their little hearts out today when the Xfinity Series is in Dover for the Watch Drunk, Drive Sober 200, 10 AM ET on CNBC
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Fri September 30, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
How awesome is Albert Einstein? He helped bring electricity to the oldest and most traditional Oktoberfest tent in Munich that's still standing
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Awkward: Trump gets Cease & Desist order to stop airing political ad. Really Awkward: from the City of Phoenix. Uber-Doober Awkward: Using uniformed police officers who never gave their consent to be in the commercial
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish Association for Sexuality Education (RFSU) says condoms might come in 'handy' if aliens decide to 'visit earth and find some hot earthlings,' urges NASA to fire some into space. Still no cure for anal probes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland admires Julia Roberts for calling off their wedding back in 1991. Subby wants whatever it is that Kiefer is smoking
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Taking a break from saying Hillary Clinton and Liberals are tools of Satan, Pat Robertson revisits the hysteria of 1985, insisting Dungeons and Dragons is a "demonic evil that takes possession of its players"
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Oktoberfest is in full swing, and so are Oktoberfest related crimes: "19-year-old struck over the head with beer stein. Police is looking for a suspect described as having blond hair, pale skin and wearing lederhosen." Yeah, good luck with that
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctor who tested various trousers on rats to see how they affected their sex lives has been named a winner of the Ig Nobel Prize
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Emirates airlines learns to NEVER seat a lawyer next to an obese passenger
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cosmo designs a ladycar, "a place for impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips." What the fark is a kip?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich shows us how to stun a Trump supporter into silence
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Robert Taylor will join Jason Statham in the adaptation of mega shark thriller Meg, though it's a bit anticlimactic when they get rid of Meg by telling it to shut up
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hate muppet Pat Robertson says "radical socialist Obama will bring death to America"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Good: Police calls about man on roof turn out to be a mannequin. Bad: It's dressed in a KKK hood and robe. Fark: Connecticut
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Maryland farm is cheering on the Orioles with a huge corn maze. Unlike the Orioles, it will remain until the end of October
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Article about probes has a special message for aliens
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because rules are for the little people to obey and paying fines is for chumps, the Los Angeles water department continues its watering program despite a years-long drought. Fark: They're watering artificial grass
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