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Mon May 23, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fish bladders have eclipsed cocaine as Mexico's most lucrative smuggled item
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Before he ran for president, Donald Trump was never accused of being a racist. Well, except for that time. And that other time. And that other time. But Pablo Picasso's record of never being called an asshole remains unblemished
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Thu May 19, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Which lobby's funding increased nearly 400% at the beginning of 2016? California marijuana prohibition. And who's behind this influx of cash? Get your fainting couch ready
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Wed May 18, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Tampa Police show teenage skateboarders who's boss for no apparent reason whatsoever
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The creator of HBO's True Blood will have a similar show on NBC. Expect it to be canceled after one season like Dracula
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Wed May 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marissa Meyer spent $22 million on "goodwill" last year and officially got nothing for it. Really. It's in Yahoo's regulatory filings
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Mon May 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP civil war deepens when Rubio learns that Hydra forced Trump to kill Rubio's parents and Ted Cruz knew but didn't tell him
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Who's better at throwing shade...
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet sprightly. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After a year, fans will get the USDA recommended dose of Bran, who's learning from the Raven. Arya gains strength, and Sansa stands firm. Will it matter as the White Walkers loom? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"KNOCK, KNOCK." "Who's there?" "HELLFIRE." "Hellfire who?"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon discovers the benefits of following HBO's business plan
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Portillo's is about to get Normal
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Some Winning Guy)
 
 
 
Dude finds Troian Bellisario's phone and all-access Coachella passes; takes over her Instagram while trying to return them. Bellisario contacts him and tells him to use the passes himself and Snapchat the whole thing. They meet, watch Game of Thrones
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In the 1970s, Alaska Senator Mike Gravel was laughed at for his support of winter tourism and legalized marijuana. Who's laughing now, dickwads?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent interview ranges over all sorts of topics, including bathroom bills, poison mold, and The Planet of the Apes Cuckoo's Nest Clockwork Orange, whatever that is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Guess who's mauling the environment by clear cutting forests, using banned pesticides and illegally diverting rivers to make their products: A) Dow, B) Monsanto, or C) Every marijuana grower in California
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who's Roger Daltrey starts off shaming AC/DC for replacing singer Brian Johnson, goes on to insult the entire continent of Australia. Makes you appreciate Pete Townshend for putting up with him all these years
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
While you're waiting for George R.R. Martin to put down his Cheetos and Shasta and finish book six, the showrunners of HBO's Game of Thrones confirm they're writing the show's final act
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
♫ They're going down: Alphabet on Wall Street / Conf'rence call, earnings they didn't meet / But it sure beats being Yahoo (pause) / Who's obsolete (Yeah, yeah, yeah...) ♫
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
DC Comics' stupid move of the day comes as they fire Vertigo's executive editor for not being able to fix the mess they caused, while simultaneously protecting and rewarding the serial sexual harasser who ruined the Superman titles
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rio's new Olympic bike path is a literal death trap
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Can a hobbled Nowitzki lead Dallas over OKC? Will Toronto's Valanciunas keep up the pace against Indiana? And can a Curry-less Golden State shoot down the Rockets? Find out tonight as the NBA Playoffs continue at 7pm ET
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ secretly blocking deleted emails from You-Know-Who's email server. Milhouse alerted
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rio's bizarre, troubled path to the 2016 Olympics
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Fri April 15, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"For those who care," here is why C-3PO's arm was red in "The Force Awakens"
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Americans spend $30 billion a year on take-out pizza. How to make really good pizza at home to the left, arguments about Chicago's greatest shortcoming to the right
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Thu April 14, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruz and Trump to harvest delegates from the corpse of Rubio's campaign, marking the first time anyone has benefited from Marco Rubio
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Reunited ELO holds dazzling four-star concert in Manchester. "ELO's back catalogue has been sampled by the likes of Daft Punk, Common, Cassius and Snoop Dogg - they are no longer unhip"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Lab results show that the bodies found in a mass grave in Mexico weren't those of the 43 missing students. So, the students are still missing and they have no idea who's in the mass grave. Great police work, Lou
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Some Scarfy Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hipster who's clearly out of line
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's proposed universal healthcare organization would rank 80th on the Fortune 500 list if it were a private company. Revenues would surpass state budget by over $16 billion
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas Online says that the 'satirical website Fark.com' hits one out of the park with this headline: "Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Domino's makes pizza ordering easier than ever. In other news, Domino's has started selling pizza
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Introducing the new corporate sponsor of the San Diego Padres: Chico's Bail Bonds
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Oh yes we did (remind you that you should never order within 5 minutes of Domino's closing)
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Tue April 05, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego's vaping congressman gets caught spending campaign money on video game downloads, blames son
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bill de Blasio's soft-on-crime policies, the NYC murder rate has skyrocketed to a historic low
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"As long as you come here legally and get a proper job ... we need immigrants. Who's going to vacuum our living rooms and clean up after us? Americans don't like to do that"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
El Pollo Loco's COO takes flight
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Wed March 30, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Firefighter killed when tree falls on truck in Weare. Who's on first? I don't know
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Formula 1 reveals that seat in Fernando Alonso's car snapped in two during his high-speed barrel roll in Australia because he was pulling a peak force of 46Gs at the time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rondo's mission: Bring the Mavs down to his level, and overwhelm them with experience
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Miranda gives a warning that Puerto Rico's debt is soaring: the pain of a brain drain amplifies his mourning. Help could come Congressional, but San Juan is so ignorable, laments a Broadway professional in a Gray Lady editorial
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mexico's Easter Eve celebrations included the usual festivities; egg hunts, reflections on Jesus, burning effigies of Donald Trump, and chocolate
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Rubio's "Gang of 8," The National Enquirer is now reporting about Cruz's "Gangbang of 5"
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
The St. Louis Rams drafted Michael Sam in 2014 in hopes of being featured on HBO's Hard Knocks. And I'm being handed a note here that says ... in hopes of NOT being featured
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Here are all the D-List celebrities endorsing Trump, from 'Who's she?' to "I thought HE was dead'
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Tue March 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Who's raffing now, Hans Brix?
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Mon March 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court refuses to harsh Colorado's buzz
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Now that they've washed their hands of Johnny Manziel, the Cleveland Browns vow to find a quarterback who's mature, durable, and a team leader. And .... hey, what's Robert Griffin III doing here?
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Saturday Book Thread: Who's your favorite mystery writer, and what's their best book (or series)?
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde was considered 'too old' to play Leonardo DiCaprio's wife in Wolf of Wall Street. WAT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As a final indignity to the former House Speaker, the GOP primary for the Congressional seat formerly held by John Boehner, Ohio's Loompaland district, was won by the Tea Party candidate. Fark: he came out on top in a 15-way race
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"We dare you to show us someone who's having more fun playing baseball than Bryce Harper. We Baltimore-chop-double dare you"
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Legos can only make Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry cooler
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Hearts without morals shall be punished" declares modern-day samurai patrolling Tokyo's streets to fight against the evils of littering
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Wed March 09, 2016
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
3/9 New Comics Previews: Guess Who's Back Again?
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You'll love the taste of Mr. Sato's salty, sweaty balls
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
College basketball ref shows player who's boss and ejects him. Wait, did I say player? I meant radio announcer
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
At the behest of Nebraska and and Oklahoma, the Supreme Court is deciding on whether or not to nullify Colorado's pro-pot laws
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Sun March 06, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Rollo's origins questioned. Mike, Ike, Mr. Goodbar, and the Three Musketeers all deny paternity. Skor smiles almost imperceptibly, recalling that long-ago night in Denmark. Or was it Norway?
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Wed March 02, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who said because of Trump Ben Stein is voting Democrat for the first time ever
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Tue March 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
And you all laughed when Indiana Jones used a fridge to save himself. Who's laughing now ?
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio's boring Oscars speech was the only one not cut off by music
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here are all of Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscars losing faces
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio's campaign is nothing more than a bad game of Quidditch
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Fri February 26, 2016
(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
NASFARK Podcast Episode 33: But Who's Side Is He On? The only racing podcast made by a Farker, for Farkers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Odds on the color of Lady Gaga's hair? Odds on Leonardo DiCaprio's facial hair? Yes, it's your annual list of Academy Awards prop bets
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado's "Amazon tax" law upheld on appeal because judges do not want to create a "tax shelter" for online merchants. That's reserved for hedge fund managers
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yeah yeah, Ann, we get it. Rubio's hispanic
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who's advising Trump on policy ideas? Top men, obviously. Who exactly? TOP. MEN
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Inc)
 
 
 
Half of Yahoo's content verticals go horizontal
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The opening shots of Rubio's new "Morning Again In America' campaign are impassioned and inspiring and in Canada
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Guess who's 17 years old
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Thu February 11, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Authorities trying to pin down who's leaving thousands of thumbtacks at a California dog park
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado's economy is smoking: Legal weed sales total almost $1 billion in 2015
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Domino's China celebrates new year, unveils Fish Deluxe pizza topped with fish-shaped fish sticks, green bell peppers, corn, French lardons, pepperoni, and cherry tomatoes. Probably worth a fin
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Will Hillary get shellacked? Will Rubio's campaign buy the farm? Will Trump trump the non-Trumps? And what's the deal with Kasich? THIS is your official NH Primary thread (Polls close at 7pm)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently repeating talking points excessively and chronic thirst aren't Marco Rubio's only weaknesses. It is also common knowledge among his friends, allies, and advisers that he has a penchant for cracking under the slightest pressure
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Sat February 06, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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Fri February 05, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Planning to hook up while on vacation? Yes, there are definite do's and don'ts
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Remember that retired Ohio police officer who's K-9 partner was set to be auctioned? Yep, the dog was sold, at the opening bid of $1
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Sat January 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
*Knock Knock* who's there? Monk delivery
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You've been stockpiling iron ore pellets because you had a hunch half the world's supply of seaborne iron ore and the world's biggest iron ore export hub were about to levelled by Stan. Now who's the crazy one?
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Thu January 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a headline subby swears he isn't making up: Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement'
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals return home on Monday to a hero's welcome. Nah, only two people showed up
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