| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Salem News) | Cement mixers can't stop on a dime, but they can stop on a pedestrian (salemnews.com) | (56) | |
| City reacts to Lifetime pregnancy pact movie. "They made the Gloucester girls look like idiots." (boston.com) | (63) |
| Pennsylvania adds table games to its casinos, giving you something to do while grandma plays the penny slots (philly.com) | (120) |