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Headlines matching 'North Koreans'

Thu April 11, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Norks assume the position source: rt.com \| share:	(251)

Wed April 10, 2013

		Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line" source: cnn.com \| share:	(133)
		Before he discovered his love of pie, Kim Jong Un was a fan of show tunes source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(13)

		South Korea: You know what we need? Nukes. Hey US, can you give us nukes? source: english.yonhapnews.co.kr \| share:	(64)
		Ronald Reagan only had the power of radio to announce "the bombing begins in five minutes." Today, the city of Yokohama has the power of Twitter to announce the same source: abc.net.au \| share:	(33)
		This is it, folks. US and Japan brace for impact. Will Best Korea launch a missile as a "test"? Will the US respond with force? Will China smack a biatch? This is your official "drop it like it's Un" April 10th discussion thread source: nytimes.com \| share:	(165)
		Cheney briefs GOP: "We're in deep doo doo" source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(73)

Tue April 09, 2013

		North Korea has notified nations that it plans to launch a missile over Japan on Wednesday. Japan has notified North Korea that if it does it's about to have a really bad rest of the week source: english.chosun.com \| share:	(535)

		Your Best Korean troll of the day for April 9, 2013: Pyongyang issues warning for all foreigners to evacuate Worst Korea immediately source: reuters.com \| share:	(280)

Mon April 08, 2013

		China isn't naming names, mind you. It merely thinks some nearby nation has been watching too much Game of Thrones, should shut its whore mouth, and go back to Whore Island source: latimes.com \| share:	(61)
		Motherflippin' Best Korea better watch out, 'cause New Zealand says it's business time source: 3news.co.nz \| share:	(85)

Sun April 07, 2013

		New York City will use payphones in the latest attempt to create a time machine source: abc27.com \| share:	(44)
		Why do we laugh at North Korea but fear Iran? Is it because Kim Jong-Un looks like Moe Howard mated with an Oompa Loompa and Mahmoud Ahmacrazyman looks like Christoph Waltz? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(252)
		Ok, we cancelled this one, but how many ICBMs does the US launch off the coast of California anyway? source: cnn.com \| share:	(113)

Sat April 06, 2013

Paris is going to cut its grass by putting sheep in charge, expected to be very ewes-ful

source: abc27.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

		How friendly is the relationship between China and Best Korea right now? Well, when Chinese officials refer to Kim Jong-Un as "Fatty Kim" or "Fatty The Third", what does that tell you? source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(159)
		South Korea deploys warships to track North Korean missiles if launched, possibly by following the trail of debris floating in the ocean source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(210)
		When Fidel Castro tells you to knock it off you've officially pissed off everyone in the world source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(79)

Thu April 04, 2013

		$4,500 in cash ✓ Marijuana ✓ Xanax ✓ Oxycodone ✓ Toddler ✓ Double Texting ✓ source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(99)
		Anonymous hacks Best Korea's silly Flickr and Twitter accounts, makes them sillier source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(121)
		Brand new documentary about North Korea is best documentary. You get to see North Koreans play Angry Birds and watch Youtube videos for the first time source: youtube.com \| share:	(30)

Wed April 03, 2013

		Best Leader has final approval to launch nukes source: google.com \| share:	(639)
		Senate Republicans side with North Korea, Syria, and Iran on new international arms treaty source: maddowblog.msnbc.com \| share:	(187)
		Kerry on wayward Un source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(94)
		Kim Jung Un is not crazy. He might just be worried about a coup source: cnn.com \| share:	(88)

Tue April 02, 2013

		North Korea has shut down the Kaesong complex source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(287)
		Citing that North Korea has gone too far, UN to change font on "Strongly Worded Letter" from Comic Sans to Times New Roman source: cnn.com \| share:	(111)
		Dear God: We found your golf ball in the water hazard. Sincerely, The U.S. Navy source: wtkr.com \| share:	(125)
		Best Korea is restarting its nuclear reactor to obtain more fuel for nuclear weapons. The way things are going, they may wind up getting some of those materials sooner than they're planning on source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(251)
		Finally - China is more pissed off at North Korea than at the U.S source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(99)

Mon April 01, 2013

North Korea to USA, "April fool"

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

For our next trick, US sends F-22's to Korea. Fffffffffffffffffffffff

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

Tue March 26, 2013

Broke North Korea inconveniences 1000 comrades a year by banning 3G access, Atari 2600

source: wired.co.uk | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

		South Korea and the US agree to which parts of North Korea they each get to bomb source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(79)
		Experts warn that North Korea is training elite teams of "cyberwarriors", who have access to sophisticated technology including modems capable of connecting at up to 2400 baud and processors that can reach speeds as high as 24mhz source: world.time.com \| share:	(73)

Sun March 24, 2013

Best Korea releases video of 'defeating' US troops. Still better than Red Dawn 2012

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Sat March 23, 2013

How is Best Korea obtaining hard cash? By sending diplomats 20 kilograms each of state manufactured meth and making them sell it on streets of foreign countries

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

China was the source of the attack on South Korean computer networks, so everything is totally cool and there's no cause for alarm

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

"Massive" cyberattack underway against South Korean banks, broadcast media. Everybody panic. No, seriously, EVERYBODY PANIC

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

		US flying B-52s over Korea. Psy last seen mounting up his imaginary cavalry source: scmp.com \| share:	(121)
		Did Dennis Rodman Just Spill a North Korean Secret? source: newser.com \| share:	(61)

Fri March 15, 2013

U.S. last week: "We're not concerned about a nuclear threat from North Korea." U.S. this week: "Uhh, let's add some interceptors along the west coast. You know, just in case"

source: bigstory.ap.org | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

Dennis Rodman visits another totalitarian regime infamous for destroying lives

source: chicago.cbslocal.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

What Americans look like to North Koreans

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013

		Dennis Rodman plans a vacation in the scenic bombed-out ruins of Best Korea in August source: cnn.com \| share:	(19)
		Open Source Intelligence reports North Korea may have Chinese and Russian ICBM control electronics, Electro-Magnetic Pulse warheads, and plan a high-altitude burst over the Pacific Ocean. Sleep tight, America source: foxnews.com \| share:	(169)

Mon March 11, 2013

North Korea makes good on one of its threats. Of course, it was the threat to lock itself in the bathroom and not talk to anyone until it gets its way, but that's still a threat

source: cbsnews.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

The reaction of most South Koreans to North Korea's threats against them can be summed up thusly: Meh

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

		North Korea rips up non-aggression pacts with South Korea, unfriends them on Facebook source: abc.net.au \| share:	(720)
		North Korea is sabre rattling, the sequester will doom our economy, and President Obama is threatening.....ZOMG JENNIFER LAWRENCE SPOTTED WITHOUT MAKEUP source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(39)
		John Kerry is not impressed with Dennis Rodman's work as a diplomat. Then again, Rodman was never a fan of Kerry's pick and roll source: mediaite.com \| share:	(51)
		North Korea threatens pre-emptive nuclear strike in retaliation for Dennis Rodman source: foxnews.com \| share:	(278)

Wed March 06, 2013

The freakshow that Rodman just pulled off makes him the most successful American diplomat in recent memory, so suck it all you haters who tried to gain access to the North Korean regime before. Oh and John Kerry, you must be livid

source: nypost.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

		In proof that the news can lie to you sometimes, here are 5 stories that were fake but the media told you were true source: cracked.com \| share:	(79)
		North Korea announces birth of Kim Jong Etc source: foxnews.com \| share:	(76)

Sun March 03, 2013

U.S. special envoy to North Korea has message from Kim to Obama: Call me maybe

source: thehill.com | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

Five ways Best Korea keeps getting stranger. Yes, that one's there. And that one too

source: cnn.com | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

Dennis Rodman might literally be able to cause WWIII if he does something stupid in the next few hours

source: deadspin.com | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

Famine. Fuel shortages. Ruthless dictatorships. Haven't the North Korean people suffered enough?

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

North Korea warns the US that it faces "miserable destruction," which as destructions go is one of the worst kinds

source: worldnews.nbcnews.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

Tired of your hair? At least your options are unlimited. Women in North Korea get to choose from 18 different hairstyles, men get 10

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

Secret US military flights carried equipment and personnel to North Korea. Also, don't ask what they were about because they are secret. Especially you Japan

source: ajw.asahi.com | share:

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Fri February 15, 2013

Best Korea goes all NRA: "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke"

source: newyorker.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

Obama promises "swift and credible" action after latest North Korean nuclear test, which pretty much rules out Comic Sans for the strongly-worded letter

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Wed February 06, 2013

		When China is worried you've gone too far off the deep end, maybe it is time to re-evaluate your tactics source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(66)
		Best Korea surrenders to nobody. Except, perhaps, US copyright lawyers source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(38)

Tue February 05, 2013

Best Korea's propaganda site posts video showing - I am not making this up - a soldier launched into orbit on a space shuttle, orbiting Earth to the tune of "We Are The World", and watching a missile attack on New York. "Surely it will come true"

source: news.com.au | share:

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Fri February 01, 2013

		North Korea continues a campaign of lies and deception by claiming not everyone likes big boobs source: foxnews.com \| share:	(239)
		North Korea declares martial law. Citizens excited about their new found freedoms source: globalpost.com \| share:	(58)

Mon January 28, 2013

Don't worry. The North Koreans have plenty of food

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

How do North Korea's propaganda poets react to the world's laughter? "The sun will always give off its light even though rats make nonsensical remarks moving around ditch, while finding it hard to raise their heads to the bright human world"

source: worldnews.nbcnews.com | share:

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Sun January 20, 2013

Dude, North Korea IS Best Korea

source: vice.com | share:

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Sat January 05, 2013

Star Tribune (Minneapolis) found the FARK submitter comments comparing DPRK to the United States to be quite ironic (3rd section)

source: startribune.com | share:

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Thu January 03, 2013

New North Korean pictures. Looking at 12 and 23 together will both break your heart and make you want to punch your monitor. It's what the unicorns would have wanted

source: theatlantic.com | share:

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Tue January 01, 2013

		Best father-in-law EVAR source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(53)
		Best Leader surprises the hell out of everyone by ringing in the New Year asking to remarry Worst Korea source: reuters.com \| share:	(166)

Fri December 28, 2012

US official: North Korea likely deceived U.S. before launching rocket. Obvious tag goes tumbling through low earth orbit

source: security.blogs.cnn.com | share:

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Thu December 20, 2012

North Korea made a video game. It's called Pyongyang Racer. This is not a joke

source: jalopnik.com | share:

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Thu December 13, 2012

North Korea is learning the same lessons that every other nation with a space program learns: gravity never sleeps

source: npr.org | share:

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Wed December 12, 2012

		NORAD says Best Korea's new satellite is spinning out of control. Mariana Trench put on alert source: gizmodo.com \| share:	(251)
		The analyst with the most insight into the secretive North Korean regime, who correctly predicted Kim Jong Il's successor and the country's rocket launch, isn't some CIA wonk or State Department think tank genius--it's Kim's sushi chef source: salon.com \| share:	(10)

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