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Headlines matching 'North Korea'

Wed April 10, 2013

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		Sec. of Defense Hagel says North Korea nears a "dangerous line", having already crossed the "Silly Line", the "Crazy Line", and the "What Are You Stupid Line" source: cnn.com \| share:	(133)
		With the impending nuclear attack by Best Korea or a million NK soldiers just going boom, what does the Chinese Media think about Dear Leader? source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(26)
		Pakistan trolls North Korea: "Oh a ballistic missile test on Wednesday - you mean like this?" source: dawn.com \| share:	(87)

Tue April 09, 2013


		North Korea has notified nations that it plans to launch a missile over Japan on Wednesday. Japan has notified North Korea that if it does it's about to have a really bad rest of the week source: english.chosun.com \| share:	(535)
		Patriot missile systems rush-deployed to Tokyo source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	(61)

Mon April 08, 2013

		Meet Kim Jong-un's less responsible, Disney-obsessed older brother source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(35)
		Apparently concerned that he wasn't looking enough like a James Bond/Bruce Lee movie villian, Kim Jong Un views military exercises by the North Korean Army's elite ninja squadrons source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(70)
		Welp, we're screwed; North Korea has managed to train dogs how to attack on command now source: youtube.com \| share:	(33)

Sun April 07, 2013


		Why do we laugh at North Korea but fear Iran? Is it because Kim Jong-Un looks like Moe Howard mated with an Oompa Loompa and Mahmoud Ahmacrazyman looks like Christoph Waltz? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(252)

Sat April 06, 2013

The rest of the world is holding North Korea responsible for escalating tension in the region. Then there's this guy

source: rt.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

South Korea deploys warships to track North Korean missiles if launched, possibly by following the trail of debris floating in the ocean

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

Brand new documentary about North Korea is best documentary. You get to see North Koreans play Angry Birds and watch Youtube videos for the first time

source: youtube.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

Tue April 02, 2013

		North Korea has shut down the Kaesong complex source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(287)
		Citing that North Korea has gone too far, UN to change font on "Strongly Worded Letter" from Comic Sans to Times New Roman source: cnn.com \| share:	(111)
		Finally - China is more pissed off at North Korea than at the U.S source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(99)

Mon April 01, 2013

North Korea to USA, "April fool"

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Sun March 31, 2013

		Photoshop this image of Kim Jong Un checking out North Korea's latest technological terror source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(46)
		20 Things More Likely To Happen Than North Korea Nuking The U.S source: smokingsection.uproxx.com \| share:	(114)

Fri March 29, 2013

		North Korea enters state of war with the South source: abc.net.au \| share:	(366)
		Movement and heavy activity reported at North Korean missile sites. Shiat just got real source: smh.com.au \| share:	(468)

Thu March 28, 2013

Given North Korea's reaction to the US flying B-52's in South Korean training missions, this new plan should draw an interesting reaction

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Wed March 27, 2013

North Korea releases photo of Kim Jong-un playing missile command, er, reviewing military technology in an effort to strike fear in the western world

source: kotaku.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

Broke North Korea inconveniences 1000 comrades a year by banning 3G access, Atari 2600

source: wired.co.uk | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

		South Korea and the US agree to which parts of North Korea they each get to bomb source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(79)
		Experts warn that North Korea is training elite teams of "cyberwarriors", who have access to sophisticated technology including modems capable of connecting at up to 2400 baud and processors that can reach speeds as high as 24mhz source: world.time.com \| share:	(73)

Fri March 22, 2013

Mango And Milkshake are all grown up now but still BFF (WARNING: cuteness overload)

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

OMG DEFCON 88 NORTH KOREA CYBER ATTACK downgraded to "forgot to update AVG"

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

Did Dennis Rodman Just Spill a North Korean Secret?

source: newser.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

North Korea's internet service returns after 36-hour outage, hundreds of calls to AOL

source: computerworld.co.nz | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

		U.S. last week: "We're not concerned about a nuclear threat from North Korea." U.S. this week: "Uhh, let's add some interceptors along the west coast. You know, just in case" source: bigstory.ap.org \| share:	(199)
		Best Korea accuses the USA of conducting cyber attacks on their websites. Difficulty would be timing the hacking for when the power up there was actually on source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(38)

Wed March 13, 2013

What Americans look like to North Koreans

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013

Open Source Intelligence reports North Korea may have Chinese and Russian ICBM control electronics, Electro-Magnetic Pulse warheads, and plan a high-altitude burst over the Pacific Ocean. Sleep tight, America

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

		Best Korea: It is ON. United Nations: No, no it's not "on." It's never been "on." It's off source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(243)
		North Korea makes good on one of its threats. Of course, it was the threat to lock itself in the bathroom and not talk to anyone until it gets its way, but that's still a threat source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(42)

Sat March 09, 2013

The reaction of most South Koreans to North Korea's threats against them can be summed up thusly: Meh

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

		Today: South Dakota enacts first law allowing teachers to carry guns. Tomorrow: 15 asshole teachers arrested for waving guns at unruly students source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(344)
		White House: We are 'fully capable' of defending against a North Korean attack. We'll just send them our new and improved model XQJ-37 nuclear powered pansexual Rodman roto-plooker source: foxnews.com \| share:	(80)

Thu March 07, 2013

Wed March 06, 2013

The freakshow that Rodman just pulled off makes him the most successful American diplomat in recent memory, so suck it all you haters who tried to gain access to the North Korean regime before. Oh and John Kerry, you must be livid

source: nypost.com | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

		It turns out that the White House is not quite as thrilled about Dennis Rodman's recent visit to North Korea as the press would have you believe source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(61)
		North Korea is threatening to scrap the armistice with the United States and South Korea. Thanks a lot, Dennis Rodman source: rt.com \| share:	(293)

Mon March 04, 2013

		First Instagram pics from North Korea are hitting the web, forever solving the question, "Does oppression look better with Valencia or Lo-Fi?" source: media.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(32)
		North Korea announces birth of Kim Jong Etc source: foxnews.com \| share:	(76)
		Select only one as a sign of the Apocalypse: a) Dennis Rodman acts as diplomat to North Korea, or b) Keith Olbermann returns to ESPN source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(35)

Sun March 03, 2013

U.S. special envoy to North Korea has message from Kim to Obama: Call me maybe

source: thehill.com | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

Famine. Fuel shortages. Ruthless dictatorships. Haven't the North Korean people suffered enough?

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

North Korea warns the US that it faces "miserable destruction," which as destructions go is one of the worst kinds

source: worldnews.nbcnews.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

Tired of your hair? At least your options are unlimited. Women in North Korea get to choose from 18 different hairstyles, men get 10

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

		Secret US military flights carried equipment and personnel to North Korea. Also, don't ask what they were about because they are secret. Especially you Japan source: ajw.asahi.com \| share:	(64)
		Experts fear North Korea is about to become the 7-Eleven of nuclear goods for rogue states around the world source: asiaone.com \| share:	(49)

Tue February 12, 2013

Obama promises "swift and credible" action after latest North Korean nuclear test, which pretty much rules out Comic Sans for the strongly-worded letter

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

Kim Jong drops the Big Un

source: abcnews.go.com | share:

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Wed February 06, 2013

Normally companies love it when an international celebrity is photographed using their product. Unless that international celebrity is North Korea's Kim Jong Un. "It's not a Samsung phone"

source: asiaone.com | share:

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Sun February 03, 2013

(Some Guy)

At Hagel's senate hearing, Israel was mentioned 178 times and Iran 171 times, Guess how many times China, Afghanistan, Pakistan, or North Korea was mentioned. Go ahead, guess

source: mondoweiss.net | share:

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Fri February 01, 2013

		North Korea continues a campaign of lies and deception by claiming not everyone likes big boobs source: foxnews.com \| share:	(239)
		North Korea declares martial law. Citizens excited about their new found freedoms source: globalpost.com \| share:	(58)

Wed January 30, 2013

China, Best Korea, Worst Korea, Iran, Japan, and India are setting up for one hell of an All Asian Space Race. Expect scantily clad bridge bunnies, flying space shrines, orbital propaganda billboards, and dwindling monkey populations

source: cnn.com | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

Whether planning a vacation or a defection, Google now has expanded its maps of North Korea to cover your needs

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

Don't worry. The North Koreans have plenty of food

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Fri January 25, 2013

Why North Korea hates America: New iPhone app says their men have world's smallest penises

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

		Heidi Klum table dancing. Or you can look for a link about North Korea sabre rattling. It's up to you source: omg.yahoo.com \| share:	(52)
		How do North Korea's propaganda poets react to the world's laughter? "The sun will always give off its light even though rats make nonsensical remarks moving around ditch, while finding it hard to raise their heads to the bright human world" source: worldnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(100)
		North Korea discloses nuke test and promises "upcoming all-out action" against U.S source: cnn.com \| share:	(236)

Sun January 20, 2013

Dude, North Korea IS Best Korea

source: vice.com | share:

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Wed January 09, 2013

(China.Org)

Being that candy is cheaper and easier to send than food, Best Korea leader Kim Jong-Un sent one kilogram (2.2 pounds) of candy to every child in North Korea to mark the leaders birthday on Tuesday

source: china.org.cn | share:

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Thu January 03, 2013

		Speculation rife that Best Korea may have a new littlUn source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(27)
		New North Korean pictures. Looking at 12 and 23 together will both break your heart and make you want to punch your monitor. It's what the unicorns would have wanted source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(299)