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headlines found matching 'North Carolina'
Fri March 22, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫Slide to the left... Slide to the Right... Take it back Ya'll.. Now Cha Cha real smooth♫
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Thu March 21, 2019
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Customer starts a fight with the Uber driver. Based on the customer's mugshot, getting arrested was the least painful part of his evening
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NCAA Tournament Round of 64 commences at 12:15 PM ET with Minnesota and Louisville dancing off. Who will pull the big upsets? Will there be any awesome buzzer-beaters? Will your bracket stay intact? Let the games begin
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Debunking the most common arguments to keep the Electoral College. Reasoned, gentle and thoughtful commentary to the right
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for possession of 216 Venus Flytraps. Dr. Johnny Fever unavailable for comment
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Wed March 20, 2019
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Seeing eye dog gets his own seeing eye dog
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second set of the First Four brings us North Carolina Central taking on North Dakota State, and St. John's versus Arizona State. Will the Eagles fly high? Will the Red Storm level the Devils? Tipoff at 6:40 PM ET on TruTV
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver, astute political analyst: "If you incepted Trump's brain and made him stop doing dumbass shiat, he'd be a favorite for re-election, but I'm not sure the actual Trump is"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Come for the reasons you shouldn't watch the NCAA tournament. Stay for the "try not to look so farking creepy" pic
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Tue March 19, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
California scores four of out of the top five worst cities for first-time home buyers, obviously because the place is so expensive that no one wants to live there
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOP livid over Democrat election subversion
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Dotard tweeted a bunch of stupid things, almost none of which were about the Christchurch massacres, and an Australian nazi got an egg cracked on their head which should be super concerning to us for some reason. MSNBC thread, fun starts 8pm EST
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Border agents looking to stop and question A: Illegal immigrants? B: People of Hispanic decent? or C: US Lawyers and journalists?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Our brains may ripple before remembering. They may also Boone's Farm, Thunderbird, or TJ Swann, so watch yourself before getting too nostalgic
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
I guess if you have 14 teams in a conference called the Big10 finding 8 in the tournament isn't too suprising
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why hempcrete houses will be like, the best houses in the world, man
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cooking in the olden days sucked
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Sat March 16, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
After getting caught red-handed committing election fraud, the North Carolina GOP has learned their lesson and has a centrist, sane candidate leading the NC-9 primary and ... ha ha, sorry, just couldn't keep typing with a straight face
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(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
What compels a man to spend the better part of 2018 traveling throughout the southeastern US with the sole purpose of visiting Waffle House restaurants? Even when it's not 2am and he's not drunk?
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie fall down go boom cut head
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
BBQ restaurant shut down by the North Carolina Department of Revenue. OMG WTF
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Zion Williamson was never hurt and he took it out on Syracuse for you guys making him sit out the rest of the regular season
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Who at Nike is working on Zion's new shoes? Top Men. Who? Top. Men
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
CIA-linked civilian C-130 takes a brief trip to and from Venezuela. One look at the plane and Subby wonders if Skyhook is still available for us non-Batmans
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the GOP's worst nightmare for 2020: A Biden-Beto ticket
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hardcore Libertarian proves that it IS possible to "vanish" completely from all the databases collecting and selling your personal information while still staying "on the grid" and hooked up to the internet. It's just insanely hard
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Thu March 14, 2019
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Wreck your unmarked police car? That's OK, just call it in stolen. Just don't leave muddy bootprints at the scene of the crime and be wearing those still-muddy boots when the police come to your apartment
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Come to think of it, Bambi's mother had been acting strange that morning
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Does a bear shi-er, swim half a mile across a North Carolina bay as fishermen film him?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
9 puppies rescued from burning home
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Mon March 11, 2019
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch failed his nut check after securing the win at Phoenix but it will only result in a small fine
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Sun March 10, 2019
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Who needs small town newspapers when you've got Facebook
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Sat March 09, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke confirms loss at UNC tonight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rasheed Wallace will teach the fundamentals of technical fouls to a Durham high school basketball team
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Coconut-Flavored Corona Is here just in case you weren't sure whether or not you were a real hipster
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Puppies rescued from freezing named Penne, Linguine, Rigatoni, Ravioli, Macaroni, Spaghetti, Lasagna, Fettuccini, Tortellini, Ziti and Cannelloni. I sense a theme
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina bill would boost pay for teachers who carry guns, presumably to offset the increased bills for accidental gunshot wounds
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Thu March 07, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FTA: "If you feel like a failure today, just know that I wore a car seat cover a friend gave me because I thought it was a skirt"
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Wed March 06, 2019
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Owner of the State Farmers Market Restaurant in Raleigh NC closes restaurant and takes employees and their families on an all-expenses-paid trip to DisneyWorld for 3 days. Like a boss
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jerome Corsi's lawyer goes on Obama birther tirade on CNN, but Anderson Cooper was there to save us all
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Mon March 04, 2019
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You know what would make prison inmates less likely to shank people? Serving them better food. No. Seriously
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump orders FEMA to give Alabama the A PLUS treatment. So jumbo sized paper towels? (LGT repost, Original tweet in thread)
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Man with sword shot by police after jumping from burning house. There can be only one. Also, how is this not Florida?
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Sat March 02, 2019
(Pix11)
 
 
 
High school student lives a real-life 50 First Dates after she suffered a sports injury in 2017 that left her with anterograde amnesia
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Thu February 28, 2019
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the most New Orleans story ever, the Bourbon Street battle between Huge Ass Beers and Giant Ass Beer is headed to court
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tourists have close encounter with white pride in South Africa
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Wed February 27, 2019
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What the F is this North Carolina?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
McCrae Dowless has been arrested for voter fraud in NC's 9th Congressional district. Mark Harris seen eyeing a Canadian vacation
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Tue February 26, 2019
(The State)
 
 
 
Duke's Zion Williamson to miss a second game due to his knee injury. Nike now looks to increase their profits by developing knee braces to go along with their exploding shoes
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
As we swing into Charlotte, NC to bury uncle Ric, we have some other scores to settle. Johnny Wrestling goes up against the Swiss Destroyer & Ricochet Black bounces off of Nakasev. Also, a fair trade, eco-friendly contract signing. SDL (8pm, USA)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell (R - ated T for Turtle) says Republicans wouldn't be committing election fraud if Democrats supported voter ID laws
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Mon February 25, 2019
(AP News)
 
 
 
'Poor People's Campaign' to hold bus tours of poverty-stricken areas in more than 20 states to call attention to "what the national emergencies really are." Still not sure how they can afford buses to multiple states if they're poor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Quick, while Trump and Pence are outta the country let's have our Manic Monday MSNBC Discussion Thread. 8PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Look at all that Democrat voter fraud in California, Florida, and Texas during the last election." Reporter: "What about that Republican fraud in NC's 9th district?" Trump: "FAKE NEWS"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite beating Virginia twice, the Duke Blue Devils dropped below the Cavaliers in the AP Top 25 poll. Duke Sucks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP donors worried that Trump doesn't have a plan for the 2020 election beyond "let Vlad handle it"
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Sun February 24, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ya think?
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Sat February 23, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
One man is curbing Trump's power - and no one has really noticed him until now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
North Carolina is unconstitutional
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Fri February 22, 2019
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
SCOTUS is poised to take a wrecking ball to democracy in America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All but one of the announced 2020 Presidential candidates promises not to used hacked or stolen data against other campaigns. I bet you can't guess which one replied "We're not in the business of taking pledges invented by the liberal online media"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Due to Jim Boeheim's fatal accident, ESPN kills Saturday's College GameDay broadcast from Syracuse
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Thu February 21, 2019
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's a common last name, people
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Say what you want about former President Barack Obama, but I bet Donald Trump can't make basketball shoes explode with only his mind
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Carlos Boozer attempts to tweet get well wishes to Zion Williamson, sends it to Zion National Park's Twitter instead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The injury Zion Williamson suffered early in the Duke/UNC game has led many to ask this question: why should he risk his future NBA career just to give Coach K yet another title?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MMM MMMFH MMM BMM SMMM Discussion Thread brought to you by Roger Stone. 8PM ET. Bound and gagged edition
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
"First African-American woman promoted to 170-year-old sheriff's office." People just don't know when to retire these days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A new election has been ordered for North Carolina's 9th Congressional District after massive election fraud is proved
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America. The land of the the free. A land where even a rural fast food worker can be recruited to steal an election. You know the people of the land. The common clay of North Carolina
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
Video
 
North Carolina's 9th Congressional District candidate cries on the stand after accusations of election fraud surface. Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, unimpressed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Catholic priests would be required to report child molestation under a new bill called "common sense"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Nike has announced the recall of all of their "Paul George" sneaker model
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duke's Nike sneakers suck
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Wed February 20, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will 'Ol Roy dispense some folksy wisdom during his post-game interview? Will the Cameron Crazies affect the outcome? How's Coach K's back feeling today? It's your official Duke-UNC thread. (Round 1). Tip off @ 9PM ET on ESPN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to see the Duke-North Carolina game? It will cost as much as seeing the Super Bowl. That sucks
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Tue February 19, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Southern Baptist president says database of sexual abusers possible." Well, sure... everybody needs a resume file
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thirty-nine states. 200 million people. Snow, ice, and torrential rain. The next winter storm is here. EVERYBODY BUY EGGS AND BREAD AND MILK
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Mon February 18, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Carolina woman testified to her role in absentee ballot fraud in the congressional race. Fark: To benefit the Republican candidate
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Good luck matching the DNA to anything except a bigfoot or chupacabra. Maybe a lake monster
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Sun February 17, 2019
(TMZ)
 
Weeners
 
Weiner's out
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Fri February 15, 2019
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How can I ensure my waiter or waitress gets my tip?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reptile with leathery orange skin spotted in South Carolina. Which is surprising, given that their Presidential primary isn't for another year
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Two words: Soylent Green
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adam Silver unveils new jersey technology to help NBA players keep up with the modern era of free agency
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A quick update on the FBI's ten most ... BANG .... nine most wanted list
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Environmentalists feel EPA is not going far enough to control Gen X, unsure why Boomers get a free pass again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump goes on tirade against Coons in the White House
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
They say it's not Chip and Joanna's fault, but
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
America has an abandoned corpse problem
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Tue February 12, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What did you learn in school today son? .. "That Martin Luther King, Jr. was not really assassinated, and that I'm going to prison for wearing athletic clothing." .. Who's your teacher? .. "Mrs. Fired"
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Don't have a cow man. Especially in your bathroom
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you wondered about the oddly specific Tweet Trump sent out yesterday urging the TVA not to close the Paradise #3 power plant; it MIGHT have something to do with P#3 being a coal-fired plant that buys its coal from Trump megadonor Robert Murray
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fifty tons of chicken recalled due to eggs. Ironic tag desperately seeking EpiPen
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Sun February 10, 2019
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, kneeling during the pledge of allegiance, obedient, cheerful, thrifty... Wait, what?
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Sat February 09, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
While the Hill family isn't getting a reboot, the Hart family will live in the same world
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Republican National Committee is still paying hush money to Trump's former security chief, and is up to $225k so far. shhhhhhhhhh
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Fri February 08, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly support gun control--but they've no faith in politicians making it happen
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Report finds electric cars lose efficiency in a polar vortex. Subby plans to laugh at them from his gas-powered car as soon as someone gives him a jump start
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Thu February 07, 2019
(Dire Straits sings)
 
 
 
One place in America has a UBI. Eastern band Cherokees get $100,000 when turn 18 and another $12000 every 6 months. What do you think they do with it?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
That cross that washed up on a Florida beach was from a touching memorial to a ship captain. Naturally his loved ones want it back. And the owner of the resort where it washed up says....oh, Florida
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Wed February 06, 2019
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
At long last, "craft beer" has a "food and drink experience" that appeals to "the more eclectic beverage life of the modern Millennial"
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Over a month after passing voter ID, the busiest DMV office in NC, located in a densely populated area with heavy concentration of minorities and easy access to public transportation, will be moving out into the sticks. This is my shocked face
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Tue February 05, 2019
(WTKR)
 
 
 
'There were guidelines, according to Elwood. He says pictures for the yearbook could not have nudity in them and could not show violence.' Jake unavailable for comment
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
What's worse than a ref's bad call ruining your Superb Owl trip?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Unimpressed with the Pacific Northwest's measles outbreak, North Carolina goes full whooping cough
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Mon February 04, 2019
(AL.com)
 
Weeners
 
Man sues Alabama mens clinic for handing out penis injections like candy, which turned his penis into U and left him unable to engage in intercourse. What a bunch of dicks
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Fri February 01, 2019
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peppers has enough money salted away, announces retirement
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
♪♪ Gramma's in the basement / causing all the dead scent / missing for three years / who the heck's been paying rent?♪♪
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's why Republicans don't want an Election Day holiday. Spoiler alert: It's because they would get f*cking crushed mercilessly if the working poor could afford to take six hours off to stand in line all day
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Thu January 31, 2019
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A man that caused a high speed deadly car accident had a history of posting on Facebook numerous high speed and road rage incidents he was involved in. Thanks Zuckerberg
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Distractify)
 
 
 
New fashion trend for dog aficionados: glittering their dog's balls (w/pics)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers are "concerned" about EPA's decision to not limit two toxic chemicals in drinking water. Not enough to do anything about it, mind you, but you might be able to get a harrumph out of them
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Tue January 29, 2019
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
"They use words like stoned, high, wasted, baked, fried, cooked, chonged, cheeched, dope-faced, blazed, blitzed, blunted, blasted, danked, stupid, wrecked," Wilson said. "Are these consistent with something that describes a medicine?"
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Don't touch that peach, Don't. Touch. That. Peach. Or that plum, or that nectarine
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Mon January 28, 2019
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
More than 20,000 showed up to support Kamala Harris's 2020 kickoff
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Sun January 27, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
公爵糟透了
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Sat January 26, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Why would you burn the place down if there were children trapped inside?
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Fri January 25, 2019
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
When it gets cold in North Carolina, alligators just leave their nostrils above the water and freeze in place until things warm up
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
South Carolina $1.5 billion lottery winner still hasn't claimed winnings after 3 months, could cost state millions in missed taxes. Subby busy checking under couch cushions, just in case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing 3-year-old Casey Lynn Hathaway has been found alive in NC. Developing story
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
A complete timeline of Trump's latest Waterloo: the State of the Union
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Costanza Defense" fails to work for (now) ex-Secretary of State Mike Ertel. Florida tag resigns in favor of the Facepalm tag
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Wed January 23, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Turtle Holds US Hostage: Day 33. Pelosi shuts Trump down on SotU - again. Democrats tell Cohen he can't cancel his appearance at House committees. Five dead in another shooting. Venezuela has an attempted coup going on. Wacky Wednesday MSNBC 8pm ET
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(Gerry Mander's Neighborhood)
 
 
 
Michigan Republicans cry foul as new State Secretary wants to settle federal gerrymandering lawsuit state can't possibly win. League of Women Voters case summed up with electoral district '10 year challenge' pics
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Sun January 20, 2019
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Kia to announce recall on tens of thousands of cars due to engine fire risk because the first recall fix made the issue worse
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Sat January 19, 2019
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We can continue underwater seismic oil exploration during the Government Shutdown. Federal Judge: Yeah, about that
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Does anyone care about regular season college basketball? Sure, there are some good games today (including Duke/Virginia, Michigan/Wisconsin, Tennessee/Alabama, Kentucky/Auburn), but seriously, does anyone really care? Games begin at Noon ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Fortnite is a tool of vice / A money launderin' paradise / V-bucks at a discount price / Livin' in a gangster's paradise ♫
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Inside Climate News)
 
 
 
Not News: Coal ash is contaminating the water supply in West Virginia. Still Not News: And Texas. Fark: And at least 20 other states
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
School crossing guard has car break down, spends Christmas Eve in hospital. Teachers and students pull together to get him new vehicle. Hopefully a less dusty vehicle than this one
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Veterinarian student who took donated elderly, disabled horses from owners to her "rescue farm" arrested after cops found she sold them to slaughterhouse instead. Schlachthof fünf
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Columbia Free-Times)
 
 
 
In more bad news for the SEC, South Carolina gives up quest to be known as USC, rebrands as "UofSC" in recognition of the superior USC on the West Coast
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Tue January 15, 2019
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UNC chancellor: "Fark you; I'm out. And I'm taking that statue with me"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Two criminals' plan to be allowed to keep their dog in a cafe by pretending to be federal agents was eventually foiled by someone asking, "Who are you?"
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers. The air and rain is turning into booze
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
What starts with F, ends in UCK, and collapsed a bridge in rural America?
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Sat January 12, 2019
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Multiple sightings of red-eyed Bigfoot lead investigators to a scary 8-foot... wooden statue?
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Fri January 11, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NRA illegally coordinated with three Republican Senate candidates. That doesn't sound right. Only three?
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(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
After the NC state legislature turned the state into a conservative hell-hole the entertainment industry is just spending its money in South Carolina
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fortnite creator buys thousands of acres of NC forest to block loggers, which he'll do while making an 'L' on his forehead and dancing like an idiot
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Wed January 09, 2019
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
No the war of the worlds has not started, it was just a bright fireball streaking across the sky in New Jersey, Pennsylvania and 5 other states in the early morning hours
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
S#$t's on fire yo, so come and toast some marshmallows with us in the MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8pm EST. Bring a helmet
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Epic Games downgraded to Fpic Games by North Carolina Better Business Bureau
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans tried to warn us that letting transgender people use public restrooms would lead to sexual assaults. But we just wouldn't listen
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Tue January 08, 2019
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
When being confronted by the media about committing election fraud to steal a seat in Congress, do you... c) escape through a fire exit and run down the street to then tweet you had to get home to watch sports?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut expands beer delivery service
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Mon January 07, 2019
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana plans to combat decline in hunting by adding women and young people. Effectiveness will depend on hunters not leading 'em as much
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Federal shutdown over the issue of immigration nearly shuts all U.S. immigration courts, but deportations continue ..because priorities
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when the situation calls for it, you just have to get up and move. Even if you're the largest sand dune on the Outer Banks
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Sat January 05, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats prepare to probe the North Carolina election fracas
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I'll bet you think a 70% tax rate on the wealthy is some sort of crazy communist wet dream, right? Well actually
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Fri January 04, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican Supreme Court will allow parties to make arguments as to why they should let things like laws get in the way of Republican gerrymandering
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Veteran who lost his legs in Afghanistan learns jiu-jitsu so he can keep kicking your ass
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
South Carolina lawmakers propose 7% fee on gun sales. Although rebates are offered to anyone purchasing them while displaying a Confederate flag and wearing a white hood
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Dotard rang in the first FRESH HELL FRIDAY of 2019 by giving a rambling, incoherent tirade about his wall. Come join us in watching the MSNBC gang try to parse out the word salad. Fun starts at 8pm EST
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Truck driver stigginit to the libs by blocking the charging station? No problem, just use your Tesla to tow them
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Thu January 03, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
New Congress is seated, Pelosi deemed worthy to wield the hammer, and (insert whatever the hell dumb thing the Dotard does to get back in the news cycle here when appropriate). MSNBC nightly discussion thread, fun starts at 8pm EST
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Republicans care more about winning than preserving democracy
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The big pile of cat litter out front is the most obvious hint
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Winning $425 million lottery ticket sold in Long Island, where it's expected to help impoverished locals recover from the damage they sustained last week when their jacuzzis overflowed onto their yoga mats
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"Call the paramedics, I just won $10 million in the lottery"
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Tue January 01, 2019
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The most hated team in the NFL is the Patriots
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let us reflect on the worst anti-science Republican bullshiat of 2018
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Mon December 31, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians use all the parts of the buffalo. Or lobster. Whatever (video)
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Good news, NYC Times Square New Year's Eve revellers, the confetti has been deemed airworthy. Let the celebration begin
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Facebook where some pigs are more equal than others, today's example pig is Franklin Graham who gets apology from Facebook for not being allowed to hate on trans people
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Woman with 'disdain' for 'other religions' arrested for vandalizing cars, Synagogue. "They didn't say what her religion was, but given her targets, it's probably not hard to guess"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
5-year-old shoots himself in the face at Wendy's drive-thru after finding dad's gun in seat pocket
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Fri December 28, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
NC elections board refuses to certify election before vanishing like a fart in the wind
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Thu December 27, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Automatic rifles are shootin', Trump and DeVos are profitin', Blackwater keeps producing guns just the same. Oh Blackwater, keep on producing, modern day warfare won't you keep on causing bloodshed? ♫ ♫
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Ohhhh, THAT regional lost cause of treasonous, angry militarized slave-owners
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Tue December 25, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Dark Young of Shub-niggurath seen in Kentucky. Subby's spellchecker last seen hiding underneath the couch
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(electrek)
 
 
 
Bunch of redneck assholes prevent Tesla owners from recharging their cars by blocking Supercharge stations with their pick-em-up trucks while chanting "F*ck Tesla" because...well who the hell knows why?
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Mon December 24, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ Cherokee language... Cherokee tribe... So hard to learn... Don't let it die... But maybe someday when they learn... Cherokee nation will return, will return... Will return, will return, will return... ♫
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
iOS update 12.1.2 is disabling cellular data on iPhones all over the world
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Sat December 22, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
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Fri December 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NC Governor to State GOP: "No. You'll run your flawed candidate, lose and like it"
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Five-month-old migrant girl kept in freezing cell by border patrol for the night without medication, gets pneumonia. But it's okay, the guards weren't obligated to help, because they didn't tell her or her mother to come here to America anyway
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Beginning December 27, Taco Bell is testing a Buffalo Chicken Nachos Box. Yes, I know-I want that right now, too"
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Thu December 20, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lame f*cks still pushing lame duck policies
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The Smithfield police would like to assure you that nobody has been ground up for cat food in their town
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Support for Confederate flag is declining in the South, according to a new poll
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(Some Gut)
 
 
 
Portland ranked #1 US city for beer drinkers. Sorry, Portland, you're #3
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Wed December 19, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Well, you know what they say, the family that shoplifts together, stays together. In this case, in jail
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US kind of sort of starts to talk about taking a stance against Chinese slave labor
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
The poser of modern times: how do you pull off a Dad Christmas without being totally lame
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but The Pentagon has a completely different view of ISIS and Syria than Trump's view that we successfully defeated ISIS and can leave Syria
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Metallica just gave $100,000 grants to ten different colleges for low-income students studying welding, automotive technology, industrial technology and computer numerical control. This is not a mad lib
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Mon December 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOP to election board: Stop stalling and certify our guy who stole the election fair and square
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man pushing to make the Slinky the official state toy. Does your state have one? Or what should it be for PA or any other state?
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Sat December 15, 2018
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Most men are sexist according to a bunch of broads
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Faced with a choice between democracy and power, the Republican Party chose the latter. The higher cause is conservatism, but the highest is power"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's the start of the college bowl season, with five bowl games to kick things off. Who do you have for the Cure, the New Mexico, the Las Vegas, the Camellia, and the New Orleans Bowl? The fun begins at 1:30pm ET on CBSSN
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Fri December 14, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman explains why he was one of five Dem Defectors who passed a bill forbidding a vote on any measure ending the war in Yemen. " Do you have any thoughts about the war in Yemen? Peterson: I don't know a damn thing about it"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As Infrastructure Week comes to a close, join us for the MSNBC FRESH HELL FRIDAY thread. Fun starts at 8pm EST, BYOB, IYKWISAITYDNTTAWWT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Voters expanded voting rights through constitutional amendment. Some elected officials have a problem with this
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Thu December 13, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Car vending machine opens today in Indianapolis. But good luck getting all your money into the slot
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(Heavy)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bomb threats nationwide demanding bitcoin ransom via email. Subby's work just took a half hour break outside
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again where authorities would like to remind you that trying to climb in to a clothing donation box can in fact kill you. Unless you're just trying to donate yourself, then you can carry on as usual
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For those of you hoping Mikey Cohen would spend the next three years in a dank, dark cell, littered with rat carcasses and soaked in tears of regret over a life gone wrong, guess what, today's your lucky day. JUST KIDDING, it's almost a resort
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Wed December 12, 2018
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Earthquake strikes Eastern Tennessee. Dozens of dollars in damages reported
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Tue December 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Courts likely to strike down Republican lame-duck power grabs"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's Supreme Court picks are doing exactly what they're supposed to do--and it's infuriating Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't go driving electric scooters, please toss them in the rivers and lakes that they're used to
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Mon December 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walgreens: Trusted from 1901 to 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is getting a mite worried that the North Carolina congressional candidate that paid a convicted felon $40,000 to hire people to go through poor neighborhoods in his District and illegally "collect" absentee ballots, could be "damaged goods"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The biggest threat to American democracy isn't populism - it's rule by an unaccountable minority
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Winter storm that hit Southeast US kills at least one, leaves more than 300,000 customers without power, forces cancellation of over 1000 flights. In other news, milk and bread distributors spotted yacht shopping, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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(The State)
 
 
 
The war on Christmas now includes a scorched earth policy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark Meadows, come on down, you're the next contestant on "Are You Brave Enough to Work for Trump?"
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Sun December 09, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had any travel plans involving airlines today, well... chances are you're hosed. Also, stop with the naming of winter storms. It's just stupid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans across the country are working overtime to declare the Democratic Party unconstitutional
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Sat December 08, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty million Southerners stock up on milk and bread
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans' black friend wants his colleagues to stop nominating and confirming racists
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
On this anniversary of FHF Dec 7, 1941, Maddites may join to revel in the 8 pm ET MSNBC thread. Trump's proclamation may have got it wrong. ΔΤΧ says "forget it man he's rolling". Farkers say DRINK
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr., ever the cut up, jokes that US socialists and their ideology will lead to Americans eating dogs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Winning" candidate in fraudulent NC House election knows nothing about consultants who were altering ballots on his behalf, despite the fact that his campaign owes them $34,000. Nothing. Knows nothing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus leader Rep. Mark Meadows, after screaming about voter fraud without a shred of evidence for 10+ years, now says "it's too early to tell" whether election fraud occurred in NC-9 despite sworn affidavits from people involved in the fraud
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
"When I operated on this lady, a section of her brain about the size of a golf ball was bloody mush." Moral: never snort tap water
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man denied visa to attend his 13-year-old daughter's funeral because this is Trump's America
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Thu December 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
♫ A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane / An ass and an emu growing up in the heart land... ♫
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's the calm before the storm on this Thursday. We did discover that the NC GOP very likely committed vote fraud and Congress agreed to keep the government open for two whole weeks. MSNBC Thirsty Thursday edition - 8 PM ET
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's not just Wisconsin and North Carolina. Republican legislatures all across the country are impeding or reversing progressive policies approved by voters in the 2018 election
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOP: "You know, we wouldn't have had this problem of us stealing Democratic voter's absentee ballots if we just ended absentee voting completely"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Is the number one state for people to move to look for a better life
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm so confused. The GOP has been making so much noise about how election fraud is destroying America and we should do everything possible to fight it, yet now that we have an actual, real example of it in North Carolina, they're silent. What gives?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Carolina GOP executive director concedes the need for a new election in NC-09
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ When the fraud hits your eye like a big pizza pie, Carolina ♫
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nazi compares anti-confederate protesters to ISIS
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not content with election tampering, NC GOP tries to force bill through the state legislature that would require all county election boards to be chaired only by Republicans. It's okay though, Democrats can chair the boards in odd years. Wait
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Tue December 04, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're waiting for Carmax to deliver your new Lexus, please be aware that its emergency driver evacuation system has been tested and is working perfectly
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What the hell Republicans? You finally have a voter fraud scandal and you all run away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, you know how Republican voters get older and deader and younger voters hate the GOP more and more? That demographic wave might arrive as soon as 2020
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Curiouser and curiouser: Woman says she was paid by Republican operative to collect absentee ballots in North Carolina's 9th District race
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Having been obsessed with voter fraud for months yet finding none, Fox News is quiet on the North Carolina voter fraud incident because it was perpetuated by Republicans
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Mon December 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
President Bush 41 arrives to lie in state in the Capitol. Still has a better functioning brain than Dolt 45. A somber Monday in the MSNBC Discussion thread. Pour one out for George at 8PM EST
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you didn't like Trump's performance ahead of the midterms, you'll be ecstatic to know you paid for it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP attempting to take their proverbial football and go home
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Sun December 02, 2018
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Hebrew academy calls bullshiat on religious exemption for vaccinations: Get the kids immunized or leave the snowflakes at home
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Will I get a ridiculous discount on a canceled GM car? Volt, Impala, or CT6? Turns out, you just may
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Sat December 01, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
You have strong opinions about pizza. But would you strangle your own mother over them?
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Fri November 30, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Election fraud is real and it's the Republicans committing it. Mark Harris (R-obber) campaign staff went door to door collecting absentee ballots and "helped" fill them out
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
You know, it's just possible that squirrel is not next to that tree
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"You love Costco too?" "I do"
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Thu November 29, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Bipartisan North Carolina elections board unanimously refuses to certify results from 9th Congressional district, not saying why
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia bought five senators' votes against Yemen for less than $30,000
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Eric Reid has been drug tested five times since Sept. 27, vs 1-2 times per season prior. Nothing to do with his lawsuit against NFL. No siree
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Eric Reid has been drug tested five times since Sept. 27, vs 1-2 times per season prior. Nothing to do with his lawsuit against NFL. No siree
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
11foot8 is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Prison Inmates Catfished $560,000 Out of Military Service Members in Sextortion Scam
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
+40
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing of note happened today which means Rachel's A block will be back to its full glory and subby ate way too many shrooms. 8 PM ET Wild n Wacky Wednesday MSNBC thread. My dog is talking to me and making sense
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Former cricketer thinks momentum in U.S cricket is building and they'll be a professional domestic league by 2021, so are you READY for some cricket? *crickets*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman given wrong lottery ticket, ends up winning $277,777. Lucky
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Tue November 27, 2018
(Today)
 
 
 
Not the gingerbread houses you are used to
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Collins gonna Collins
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Enjoy the hilarity of the phrase "61st-ranked Kentucky basketball"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zags new #1, Duke sucks at #3
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Mon November 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disaster recovery policy- it's time for congress to act. In other words, suck it libs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mack Brown begins the process to be fired by North Carolina
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How a liberal couple became two of N.Y.'$ bigge$t Trump $upporter$
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Sun November 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
North Carolina football team decides to change hats
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