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Headlines matching 'No word'
Wed January 18, 2012
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(Daily Mail) Scary An Al-Qaeda magazine was found smuggled into Guantanamo Bay prison. No word if it was an issue of Internet Tough Guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)
(Some Guy) Followup Woman who was hit by lightning last summer when she was 3 months pregnant gives birth to healthy baby girl. No word if "Sopa Pipa Alberti" has super powers yet  (kktv.com) (13)


Mon January 02, 2012
(CNN) Misc Quake halts fracking operations. Still no word on Doom 4  (cnn.com) (29)


Sat December 31, 2011
(LA Times) Strange AGNES, a suit developed by MIT, makes you feel like a lazy, malnourished 75 year-old. No word if it includes successful bowel movement celebration mode  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (28)


Fri December 30, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Titanic artifact collection to be put up for auction. No word on whether that sketch of Kate Winslet's rack will be included free of charge  (msnbc.msn.com) (17)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Starpulse) Sad The Osbournes' family dog died over Christmas. No word if Ozzy bit its head off  (starpulse.com) (12)


Sun December 18, 2011
(USA Today) Amusing Carnival Cruises to sponsor first "horror convention" at sea. No word if this is just a clever rebranding of the standard norovirus and suspicious shellfish on a regular cruise or if this costs extra  (travel.usatoday.com) (28)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Misc Buffett names son as his successor. No word if he's the son of a son of a sailor  (thedailybeast.com) (31)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Neopolitan crime boss captured. No word on the whereabouts of the Capo di Tutti Frutti  (news.yahoo.com) (23)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Telegraph) Obvious BeautifulPeople.com is thrown off of eBay for auctioning a date with the Virgin Mary. Still no word on your chances with that hot little number in the center wearing the fur coat  (telegraph.co.uk) (29)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Slashdot) PSA FCC approves body-borne medical device networks. No word on who gets to assign I pee addresses  (science.slashdot.org) (30)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Gawker) Amusing Mitt Romney was a real people person back in 1994. No word on he changed his stance on that too  (gawker.com) (11)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing David Hasselhoff strips down to underwear before singing at AMA show. No word of if cheeseburgers were served afterwards. With pics of singers you've never heard of and whatever a Beiber is  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Republicans will allow tax increases in exchange for cutting medicare, social security, popular deductions, corporate taxes, and top tax rate. No word on who gets taxes raised  (finance.yahoo.com) (196)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Sick Just ahead of their IPO, Zynga CEO suddenly decides some of his employees are "under-performing" and have a choice of giving back their stock options or being fired. No word on whether they get an in-game tree as a consolation prize  (news.yahoo.com) (90)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Nola.com) Strange Court employee fired after arrest for crimes against nature. No word yet on whether that means illegal disposal of motor oil or sex with a goat  (nola.com) (43)


Sun November 06, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Michelle Bachmann vows to create "millions of jobs" for Americans. No word on how she plans to make her fantasyland a reality  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (318)


Tue November 01, 2011
(ABC) Scary NASCAR team owner Rick Hendricks suffers broken bones after crashing in Jimmie Johnson's plane. No word if Chad Knaus called to ask if his back was cracked  (abcnews.go.com) (14)


Mon October 24, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely "Anonymous philanthropist" gives Dutch scientist $400,000 to make a hamburger from petri dish grown pork. No word on whether he gets fries and mayo with his McNasty value meal  (bbc.co.uk) (49)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Have you seen singer Michael Bublé's wife? There are no words  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)


Tue October 18, 2011
(MyFox Philly) Fail Philadelphia Tea Party protesting Occupy Philadelphia protesters because they are costing taxpayers. No word on how much money the Philadelphia Tea Party protest called taxpayers money  (myfoxphilly.com) (219)
(Daily Mail) Obvious George Clooney keeps dangling a carat in front of Stacy Kiebler's face. No word yet if she'll bite  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Massachussetts principal single-handedly cancels Halloween and Thanksgiving. No word on the status of Christmas yet  (foxnews.com) (129)

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