Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Woman claims her clown shoes were defective. No word on that pesky seltzer bottle  (nypost.com)	(44)

Jason Segal will star in the next Muppet Movie. No word if it will be as himself or as a muppet, but really, it'll be hard to notice a difference  (contactmusic.com)

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Cynthia Nixon receives award from gay organization, no word from PETA on her years spent on HBO working with horses  (abcnews.go.com)

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Pot found in fifth grader's Fruity Pebbles; no word on the contents of his Honey Smacks  (sfgate.com)

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Research shows that women make 3 times as many hot drinks for workmates as men. No word on making turkey pot pie  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Waitresses wield swords and flare flames at diners, who have to get past a moat before sitting at their table in the dimly lit dining hall. Welcome to Taipei's ninja-themed restaurant. No word if burgers are served  (reuters.com)

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Rumor has it that the next Call of Duty is set during the Cold War. No word on whether there's a mission where you get to have a summit with Khrushchev all hopped up on goofballs or not  (kotaku.com)

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Half the world's species of monkey, gorilla and chimpanzee could soon disappear. No word yet on the dynamite monkey  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Michelle Malkin: "Sufficient time has passed" to "speak ill" of Jack Murtha. No word on the shelf life of ping pong jokes  (rawstory.com)

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(Youngstown Vindicator)

James Traficant could be dipping his toe into the pool of congressional candidates this fall. No word yet if he will run as an independent or Wig    (vindy.com)

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Despite four deaths and 86 fires, Peter Garrett insists that his job as Environment Minister is safe. Still no word yet as to where everyone will sleep while the beds are burning  (news.com.au)

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		"Avatar 2" details emerge. Still no word yet on Gargamel's involvement  (denofgeek.com)	(66)
(The Rock Radio)		Europe to launch UK tour. No word yet as to whether or not a certain crappy but endearing cover band will be their opening act  (therockradio.com)	(20)

		TSA launches internal investgation over assignment board with "Jeopardy" categories such as "our gang" (meaning African Americans), "pickle smokers" (gays). No word on who was assigned The Rapists or Anal Bum Covers  (cnn.com)	(132)
		Wasabi... is there anything it can't do?  (news.cnet.com)	(33)
		53 beauty queens ready to compete for the title of Miss America. No word on the missing four  (news.yahoo.com)	(42)

English researchers say a comprehensive study proves there's no G-spot. French researchers say of course the Brits can't find it  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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The latest to weigh in on Philadelphia's QB situation? McNabb's psychic  (philly.com)

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Oprah Winfrey is scheduled to interview Jay Leno on her show. No word yet on his plans to get her fired, so he can take her time slot  (accessatlanta.com)

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(WFSB)		School officials shocked, SHOCKED to find out that a school lunch in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. serving southern-style chicken, collard greens and a biscuit was stereotypical and offensive. No word on watermelon dessert  (wfsb.com)	(356)
		Mattel to come out with Lady Gaga Barbie, no word on if it will be anatomically correct  (today.msnbc.msn.com)	(45)

Hey, remember when scientists found Earth II? Well, turns out it's more like Krypton. No word yet if a baby, or his smoking hot cousin, have been sent to Kansas  (io9.com)

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Joe Namath's daughter arrested for posession and intent to sell marijuana. No word on whether she was wearing pantyhose at the time  (palmbeachpost.com)

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(Some Prophet)

Sisqo fathered a son with a 14 year-old. No word on whether or not the authorities will charge him, as the Bajorans believe the Emissary to be beyond reproach  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Woman arrested for stabbing a door twice and then setting fire to a chair. No word on what her problem is with inanimate objects  (goerie.com)

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(Pitchfork)

Jack White's third band to release new single. And you always thought a three-way couldn't suck  (pitchfork.com)

(52)

French Armored bank van has a Ronin with robbers packing serious Heat. The Score was several million euros. No word if authorities are pursuing The Usual Suspects or an Inside Man  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Dropped cellphone causes teen to get run over by van. No word on remaining rollover minutes    (suntimes.com)

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Scientists identify the cause of Tazmanian Devil facial cancer. Still no word about rabid whirlwind attacks on talking rabbits  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Police charge Mo trucker and his son for kidnapping an Ohio man and torturing him to death in their basement. No word on whether The Gimp may also face charges  (news.yahoo.com)

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Best pizza joint in Toronto back in business after rat infestation. No word on secret ingredients  (torontosun.com)

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(kcci)

Six arrested for roughhousing at a gas station. No word on if they were drinking orange mocha frappachinos  (kcci.com)

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To the shock and dismay of local officals, the straw goat set up by the city of Gavle Sweeden, has been burned to the ground -- just like the 24 previous straw goats. Still no word on when the "asbestos goat" tradition may start  (news.yahoo.com)

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No Word from Microsoft on court ruling  (abcnews.go.com)

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FTC report includes five recommendations for keeping kids safe in virtual worlds; surprisingly, "parental supervision" did not make the list  (gamepolitics.com)

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Obama to welcome president of Lebanon to White House later this month. No word yet if Obama will bow to the guy or curtsey or just throw himself flat at his feet  (uk.news.yahoo.com)

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Fergie did firsthand observation in order to perfect her role as a prostitute in "Nine." No word if this was past experience, or present  (contactmusic.com)

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		Only one month in: Windows 7 passes Mac OS X(All Versions) in market share. No word on how many minutes it took to surpass the market share for Linux  (computerworld.com)	(214)
		Ocho Cinco Condoms coming soon to a pharmacy near you. No word on whether they will make one big enough to cover Ocho Cinco, the NFL's biggest dick  (nydailynews.com)	(41)

(WTVR)

Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Virginia. Driver dead, no word on the condition of either Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana  (myfox8.com)

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