| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Washington Monthly) | Gay-bashing Virginia Attorney General tells voters he is considering not registering his kid for a social security number "because it is being used to track you". And yes, he's a birther too (washingtonmonthly.com) | (202) | |
| (Some Guy) | New findings about smoking. From Professor N.S. Sherlock, Department of Duh, at the University of No Kidding (sciencecentric.com) | (20) |