Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Living Legends of Rock)		No one one is buying "I Put a Spell On You," the charity single from Shane MacGowan, Nick Cave, Chrissie Hynde, Glen Matlock, and Bobby Gillespie because they left off the name of an X-Factor singer who contributed  (spinner.com)	(23)

Luck, the new show on HBO from the creator of Deadwood, is going to have the most acclaimed cast in TV history. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Farina already signed on, and it's just added Nick Nolte  (slashfilm.com)

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Knicks go 0-18 from 3 in loss to the Nets. Don't worry though Knick fans, next year you'll be paying Michael Redd and Joe Johnson $30m a year to miss those 3's  (sports.yahoo.com)

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Dog and cheetah become friends at Oregon safari park. Dog nicknames cheetah "fastcat" while cheetah's nickname for the dog is "emergency lunch"  (abcnews.go.com)

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Religious reasons may get you out of combat service, medical procedures and explain finicky diets but they won't get you out of airport's naked scanners  (telegraph.co.uk)

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(Topless Robot)

Fail: Nick Simmons gets caught tracing popular manga in his own comic. Epic Fail: Threatens to sue everyone on Facebook for slander if they don't shut up  (toplessrobot.com)

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(Some Guy)

Pickle has more fans than Nickelback. More talent too  (nymag.com)

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For a dad aiming to have a bonding experience with his teenage son, watching subway rats would be more entertaining (and cheaper) than a Knicks game at this point  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)

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Madison Square Garden to host a party celebrating a mythical thing that most younger people thought was a myth or a legend: a NY Knicks championship team  (nydailynews.com)

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(Charleston Daily Mail)

So you're at a concert that has a "No Pictures" policy on the ticket. You think a few pics from your iPhone won't be a big deal. And then Harry Connick, Jr comes off the stage and throws your cell phone across the room  (dailymail.com)

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Not News: Parents ban their 6 children from technology. Fark: Picture of their house looks like it is out of Lemony Snicket  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Snooki of "Jersey Shore" wants to trademark her nickname. It should be no problem, since nobody else has a claim to "Slutty Overtanned Dwarf"  (thesmokinggun.com)

(108)

Nick Cave is revamping and updating Threepenny Opera for Andy Serkis. Cool tag asplodes  (contactmusic.com)

(15)

		Marines in Afghanistan deploy 72-ton 40 foot long mine clearing vehicles nicknamed "The Joker". After one look Taliban won't have any trouble determining whether the marines are serious  (abcnews.go.com)	(267)
(Some Guy)		Original director and Christopher Lee reteam to reboot "The Wicker Man," this time without bee-stricken Nick Cage in a bear suit slugging broads  (joblo.com)	(46)

Just another day's work: LeBron drops 24 on the Knicks. Fark: In a row. Holy Fark: in 5:29  (sports.espn.go.com)

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		Nick Jonas says Bob Dylan can't sing, which is perfect because Nick Jonas can't write (with video)  (huffingtonpost.com)	(48)
		The nomination for Cook County Board President goes to Toni Preckwinkle, who now must endure constant snickering every time someone says her name  (chicagotribune.com)	(24)
(Some Toothy Grins)		Shane MacGowan, Nick Cave, and Johnny Depp have finished recording their charity single for Haiti. To paraphrase Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad  (digitalspy.co.uk)	(23)

Time travel with TSGs mug shot roundup.What is the modern tech company nickname of this late racketeer? Contest ends at 6pm Eastern  (thesmokinggun.com)

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Ten former child stars you'd nail now. Come for the Lacey Chabert, stay for the Johnathan Lipnicki  (entertainment.nerve.com)

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Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban promises 38,000 wildly cheering fans that this BCS Championship is just the beginning. Speculation on his new team, salary, and successor at Alabama to the right  (govolsxtra.com)

(60)

Lemony Snicket author speaks to grade school, asks one kid "Is life getting you down? Are you watching as the sands of time tumble down the hourglass as you march towards death, the chill breath of mortality on your skin?"  (timesonline.co.uk)

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		Oklahoma City Thunder would've gotten away with the NY Knicks blaming ghosts for their loss against them if it weren't for those pesky kids and that stupid dog  (nydailynews.com)	(15)
		White House to levy $120 billion in hidden fees against the largest TARP recipient banks planning to dole out huge bonuses. Bank CEOs say they are tired of being nickel and dimed  (abcnews.go.com)	(218)

(Some Guy)

What an earthquake may look like. Bonus: panicky dog  (times-standard.com)

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M.I.A. says she's an untalented, terrible singer. About time someone admits it. Hopefully, other musicians will come out and admit they too are untalented. I'm looking at you, Nickelback, Creed, Jack White, and Animal Collective  (contactmusic.com)

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Nick Nolte isn't quite Gary Busey crazy, but damned if he ain't close  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)

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And so it begins: Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila fights with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over Casey Johnson's dogs  (eonline.com)

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New York Knicks reportedly ignored Magic Johnson's ticket request because he once criticized ex-coach Isiah Thomas. If true, Farkers will never be allowed to attend another Knicks game, ever  (nydailynews.com)

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Cool: Nike releases "Air Max LeBron VII Low" shoe. Fail: It is in Knicks colors and sports a crude "I 3 NY" logo on the sole. Suck it, Cavs fans  (cleveland.com)

(53)

Urban Cryer to step down as head coach of Florida Gators. Lane Kiffin seen snickering in the corner  (cbssports.com)

(664)

Folk off Nick  (dallasnews.com)

(81)

Children and jobless stoners rejoice as Nickelodeon orders 26 more episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants"  (nydailynews.com)

(78)

(Some Guy)

20 years ago, baby boomers were snickering at the 'I've fallen and I can't get up' commercials. Now they're living it  (healthzone.ca)

(102)

Jack Nicklaus gives the most rational answer yet, to a reporters questions regarding Tiger Woods personal life. "Its none of my business" *Golf Clap*  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(officer.com)

Butterfingered goober, being a smartie, tried to skor a hat and two Whatchamacallits from a police station. His fast break failed and he's in mounds of trouble. His airhead girlfriend also got some snickers and a time-out    (officer.com)

(27)

Can Oregon lick the Beavers? Or will the Beavers go all Zarflax on the Dicks? Your Civil War discussion thread  (blog.oregonlive.com)

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		Knicks legend Patrick Ewing says he would love to coach the Nets on how to miss free throws  (nypost.com)	(26)
		Nick Hogan in another car accident. This time it was while returning from a charity event promoting safe driving  (starpulse.com)	(74)

Burger King unveils 1000 calorie monster burger. Just looking at it is enough to give you a heart attack  (3news.co.nz)

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Kid Rock still angry he starred in a sex tape with Creed's Scott Stapp, really wishes it had been Nickelback's Chad Kroeger    (3news.co.nz)

(45)

Jeff Bridges might finally get his much deserved Oscar  (oscar-watch.ew.com)

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Knicks went to drastic lengths to prevent crosstown NJ Nets from dropping to 0-13, which is precisely why the Nets are now 0-13. (with wrong basket video goodness)  (sportsbybrooks.com)

(22)

NY Knicks to fans: Yeah this season is done  (nydailynews.com)

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Miley Cyrus has not seen or read, nor wants to see or read, Twilight. Well...point to Cyrus, I guess  (music-mix.ew.com)

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