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Headlines matching 'Nick'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(CBC) Scary Canada now officially endorses torture. This is neither a Celine Dion nor Nickelback joke  (cbc.ca) (256)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing 14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore   (mirror.co.uk) (26)


Mon February 06, 2012
(YouTube) Video It turns out that Nicki Minaj is actually just Jay-Z sped up 50%  (youtube.com) (23)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) PSA NBC/Universal's detailed TV schedule for Super Bowl Sunday. Or, "when to make a beer run." (hint: "Nick Cannon hosts stars of NBC shows and Universal films on the red carpet")  (channelguidemagblog.com) (26)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some mma fan) Cool UFC 143 ppv discussion thread Will a Nick Diaz win over Carlos Condit make him seem like less of a douche or more ? Will Roy Nelson find Fabricio Werdum more than he can stomach or find him delicious? Prelims on FX 8pm EST  (mmamania.com) (832)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Superficial) Dumbass Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever  (thesuperficial.com) (31)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Bloomberg) Interesting Lakers now ahead of the Knicks as the most valuable NBA franchise. Both teams now more valuable than the team in Utah, the state of Utah  (bloomberg.com) (4)


Wed January 25, 2012
(NYPost) Fail All of the Knicks players who scored more than one point in last night's game please rise. Not so fast, Carmelo  (nypost.com) (27)


Wed January 18, 2012
(NHL) Cool Nick Foligno does to Dion Phaneuf what everyone wanted to do to Drew for not getting the SOPA trolling, and I want a cheap greenlight for a hockey fight video  (video.nhl.com) (24)
(Yahoo) Strange Nick Cannon reveals details of his kidney issues. "We didn't want to say 'kidney failure' so people would think I gotta get new kidneys and Gary Coleman and all that stuff"  (news.yahoo.com) (18)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette is racist because someone called her "Your Excellency" on Nickelodeon and Marie Antoinette was African-American. Or something like that  (bookwormroom.com) (410)
(ESPN) Asinine Tonight ESPN brings you the rematch of the century. Will a touchdown be scored? Will the honeybadger get a cooler nickname? Will the Tide win the undisputed national championship by going 1-1? SEC SEC SEC  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Rolling Stone) Followup After Black Keys drummer Pat Carney accurately called Nickelback "shiat," Nickelback responds exactly how you'd expect the shiattiest "rock band" in the world to respond, "Thanks...hehe"  (rollingstone.com) (121)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Newspaper reports that NY Knicks point guard has suffered a "herniated dick." Apparently they had confused him with Wilt Chamberlain  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Seattle Times) Fail Nick Holt fired by UW, ready to start new career as an offensive coordinator   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (4)


Fri December 30, 2011
(YouTube) Silly All of Nickelback's greatest hits - played simultaneously. "Cacophonous" doesn't even begin to describe it  (youtube.com) (31)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Salon) Interesting Why we make bad decisions, whether it's supporting Occupy Wall Street, buying those baggy jeans, or listening to Nickelback  (salon.com) (120)


Mon December 26, 2011
(TMZ) Sad With "Creative" panicking over ratings, will CM Punk be treated like John Cena's roofer? Will Randy Orton bag himself another title run? Will illogical hotshotting drive away more fans? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA  (tmz.com) (1190)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Ars Technica) Stupid RIAA gives Google low marks on its effort to slow piracy. Internet gives RIAA low marks on its lack of effort in killing Nickelback  (arstechnica.com) (51)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool How TeenNick and a rabid fanbase resurrected the 90s  (popwatch.ew.com) (68)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Uproxx) Interesting That Nick Nolte mugshot that's been floating around for years on the internet -- not an actual mugshot  (uproxx.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Obvious If your nickname is 'Bang Bang,' try not to leave a backpack with half your name written on it at the train station. It might cause people to freak out . "It had the name 'Bang' on it"  (couriermail.com.au) (84)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Telegraph) Fail Major European banks have run out of liquid assets and have begun selling their gold reserves to fund daily operations. Now might be a pretty good time to start panicking  (telegraph.co.uk) (66)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Yahoo) Silly "I'll have the orange wine. Oh, you haven't heard of it?" *condescending snicker* "Well, it's a bit obscure, I guess"  (shine.yahoo.com) (91)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Deadspin) Video CBS camera finds Chargers kicker Nick Novak in the most private of moments  (deadspin.com) (74)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Funny Or Die) Video Nickelback as you've never seen them before: entertaining (Not safe for work language)  (funnyordie.com) (27)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Phil Jackson would make the New York Knicks contenders... you know, if the NBA lockout didn't render that a moot point  (bleacherreport.com) (8)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Slash Medicare? Sure. Cut Social Security? Okey dokey. Take a nickel out of the defense budget? DEVASTATING  (foxnews.com) (270)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Slate) Obvious The five worst movie songs. Yeah, the sinking boat song is there, the sappy Aerosmith tune, the Nickelback/Spiderman thing and... hey, wait a minute, who put Evanescence on the list?  (slate.com) (86)


Fri November 18, 2011
(io9) Interesting Joss Whedon reveals Marvel's strict set of rules for handling Nick Fury in The Avengers  (io9.com) (63)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Washington Post) Interesting New theory suggests common cause for triathletes who die during the swim: EVERYBODY PANICKED  (washingtonpost.com) (40)


Thu November 10, 2011
(TVWeek) Obvious Viacom shocked at double-digit drop in Nickelodeon's ratings during back to school month  (tvweek.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Followup Man who submitted online petition to stop Nickelback from playing at a Detroit Lions game is shocked when it received 50,177 signatures in a matter of days  (annarbor.com) (104)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad University of North Dakota will no longer Sioux NCAA to keep their nickname  (washingtonpost.com) (97)


Tue November 08, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious Internet 101: when creating fictitious, award-winning authors for some (not news) promo articles, avoid using stock photos of food bank workers nicknamed "Cobra." Also, a degree in "construction sciences?" Really?  (latimes.com) (58)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Hey Canada: When you wake up next spring, we'll have moved military equipment closer to the border. You need not worry about a thing. . . (snicker)  (kirotv.com) (83)


Wed November 02, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Lions fans have suffered enough. Please sign petition to keep Nickelback out of half-time show. PLEASE  (mlive.com) (52)
(Some lovin' from the oven) Dumbass Burglar named Pilsbury tries to extort dough. Boy, what a crook. May have a good prison nickname, though  (kjonline.com) (24)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Deadline) Sappy Nick at Nite has long given old sitcoms a home, but now they're giving an old sitcom star who should be in a home a new sitcom  (deadline.com) (72)


Fri October 21, 2011
(NYPost) Obvious Madison Square Garden shows off the first round of their renovations just in time for the start of the Knicks season. One little problem  (nypost.com) (11)
(azfamily.com) Sad "So my wife and I are divorcing. But here's the crazy thing. Normally Judge Sosnick presides over it, but he has to disqualify himself on account of him being the judge who married us. I'm hungry, let's go get some tacos"  (azfamily.com) (31)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Marketwatch) Scary Hypothetically speaking, could you stomach a 2,600 point drop in the Dow? Now, settle down, this is just hypothetWOULD YOU STOP PANICKING, PLEASE?  (blogs.marketwatch.com) (63)

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