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		Right now, more than 80 percent of the money raised by superPACs has gone to pro-GOP groups. And, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, 80 percent of all the money raised by these groups has come from just 100 individuals  (npr.org)	(126)

HAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA AH, Oh, GAWD, let me catch my breath...BWAHAHAHAHAHA   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)

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Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich will campaign with Mitt Romney in Las Vegas in what is already being called "the worst 'Hangover' remake ever"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Another pundit stiffens his spine and finally admits that Republicans are the reason Washington is broken  (cnn.com)

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		Conservative donors are conservative when it comes to backing Romney  (cnbc.com)	(69)
		Ever since Gingrich and Santorum dropped out, the media consensus has been that the GOP nominating race is over. Minnesota delegates would like a word with Mr. Consensus  (upi.com)	(96)

Gingrich campaign is currently $5,000,000 in debt, and that's likely to rise after factoring in the cost of jewelry from Tiffany's, fresh souls for Callista, jowl massage, neocon tear transfusions, and daily injections of whine  (nationaljournal.com)

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		Mitt Romney buys his first ads of the general election, which, for some reason, are still attack ads on Newt Gingrich   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(85)
		A history of the Ron Paul campaign, as told by internet comments  (swampland.time.com)	(135)
		George W. Bush is writing a book on economic growth. That's the joke  (usnews.com)	(215)

Mitt Romney's old job is turning into the Bain of his existence  (politico.com)

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Can you keep a secret? American veterans prefer a Muslim over a Mormon  (news.yahoo.com)

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Now it's getting interesting: Ron Paul supporters boo Mitt Romney's son off the stage at the Arizona Republican Party convention. "The white Obama"  (azcentral.com)

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This week in dark money: George Soros cuts some big checks, a super-PAC showdown in the Hoosier state, plus other news from the cold murky world of dark campaign cash  (motherjones.com)

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Rick Santorum finally issues his ringing, well, chiming perhaps, or really more of a reluctant clanking, "endorsement" of Mitt Romney saying he's the lesser of the two evils so maybe you should vote for him  (news.yahoo.com)

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For good or ill, Romney is the man of the hour. The only thing of importance is to defeat Obama and everything he stands for.....Let us gird our loins and go amongst them  (americanthinker.com)

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(Some Guy)		If you live in AR, CO, FL, KY, LA, MO, NV, OH, TN or WV, it will suck to be you this fall. Prepare to be ground zero in the upcoming Citizens United-fueled presidential ad onslaught  (electoral-vote.com)	(126)
		"Politics is weird. And creepy. And now I know lacks even the loosest attachment to anything like reality." We report, you decide?  (theatlantic.com)	(66)

		Who knew Ron Paul could be such a shiatkicker and cause a multitude of problems for Romney?  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(227)
		Gingrich, Schmingrich. Who cares? THERE ARE STILL 380 PEOPLE WHO ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT  (washingtontimes.com)	(34)
(Right Wing Watch)		Remember David Barton's appearance this week on The Daily Show? When he spoke about a five year old who was yelled at by a teacher for praying before eating his lunch in the school cafeteria? Yeah, about that  (rightwingwatch.org)	(192)
		Newt Gingrich, "My wife has pointed out to me approximately 219 times, give or take three, that moon colony was probably not my most clever comment in this campaign"  (washingtonpost.com)	(60)

		Newt Gingrich suspends his campaign. In other news, Newt Gingrich was still running for president  (csmonitor.com)	(59)
		How do you say goodbye to Newt? By creating a Goodnight Moon storybook tribute of course (sponsored link)  (indecisionforever.com)	(50)
		While most of the political focus is on Gingrich finally accepting the inevitable, one man maintains course and will give no quarter, show no mercy  (slate.com)	(199)

Applying GOP logic to Obama "taking credit away from the SEALS", how dare Eisenhower take credit for D-Day, Patton for winning the Battle of the Bulge, and that pesky MacArthur for taking back the Philippines  (edition.cnn.com)

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The fact that the Republican National Convention is being held in one of the top 5 strip club cities in the country is just a coincidence....seriously   (tampabay.com)

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Good Idea for a GOP candidate: appointing an openly gay policy advisor to show centrist voters you are open-minded. Bad Idea: appoint an advisor who becomes a catty biatch on Twitter about prominent political women's appearance and dress  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Newt Gingrich has the dubious honor of having the worst campaign in the history of the country  (washingtontimes.com)	(85)
		New study confirms the media's "liberal bias" showing they covered Obama twice as favorably as Romney during the primaries. No, wait, strike that, reverse it  (thedailybeast.com)	(80)

Romney's new foreign policy wonk has been a rude Tweeter, so he has promised to be a good boy and delete all his rude tweets from the internet. Obviously not his technology policy wonk  (dailykos.com)

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According to new research, Conservative viewpoints dominate Sunday morning television, which is ironic given that they should be in church  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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What's half white, half black, from another continent, and hates Newt Gingrich?  (thelastword.msnbc.msn.com)

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Herman Cain pretty much sums up the Newt Gingrich campaign in the most clear and succinct way possible  (dailycaller.com)

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Gingrich declares self underdog after surviving attack by Killer Penguin of Caerbannog, the most foul, cruel, penguin that you've ever laid eyes on  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)

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Mitt Romney has strayed from his programming, is once again arguing against birth control  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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News: Politician declares Fox news biased and in the tank for the Republican establishment and Mitt Romney. Fark: That politician is Newt Gingrich  (cbsnews.com)

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US to North Korea: hope you can figure out how to eat rocket exhaust (link fixed)  (abcnews.go.com)

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(investors.com)		Romney decided he wasn't happy losing the female vote to Obama, he's now losing the male vote too. And people say the guy's not consistent  (news.investors.com)	(140)
(Some Guy)		Gene Simmons: "I did NOT endorse Mitt Romney. But you can buy the KISSified Newt Gingrich doll for 50% off"  (big106.com)	(32)

		Ahead of his appearance at an NRA convention Romney tells reporters that he owns a gun. Which really isn't all that suprising because he also owns "at least one of everything"  (news.yahoo.com)	(253)
(Some Guy)		Romney spent $75 Mil on the GOP primaries: "OMG". Obama has spent $150 Mil on unopposed primaries: *crickets*  (mega949.com)	(261)

		Nine signs your campaign dreams are over  (news.yahoo.com)	(75)
		And now for your daily dose of Schadenfreude: The Gingrich Group, source of the vast majority of Newt Gingrich's net worth, has just filed for bankruptcy-under Chapter SEVEN  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(162)

Mitt Romney runs winPrimary(String location) function on "Maryland", "Wisconsin", and "District of Columbia", making boolean assuredVictory = true  (csmonitor.com)

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		Can a presidential campaign make news if no one's there to cover it? Let's ask Newt Gingrich...um, hold on, does anyone know where he is?  (slate.com)	(41)
		A quantum theory of Romney: By asking Romney how he feels about an issue, you unavoidably affect how he feels about it  (nytimes.com)	(94)

		Romney's staff pull an April Fool's Day joke and have Mitt speak to the local Gingrich supporters  (news.yahoo.com)	(95)
		This week's DailyKos hate-mail-palooza, To the Moon edition  (dailykos.com)	(168)

		Santorum visits Jelly Belly factory to deliver foreign policy address, new flavor ideas  (washingtonpost.com)	(59)
		The ten best pro and con Obamacare health care quotes. "If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I'd be dead"  (politico.com)	(262)

Newt Gingrich is so confident of victory that he's going to finish off his campaign with 1/3 of his staff and no manager  (washingtonpost.com)

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		I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a story that uses the absolute worst photo available of each of the Republican candidates   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(72)
		Come one, who wouldn't want to pay $50 for a picture with a guy who has absolutely not chance of winning his party's nomination?  (cbsnews.com)	(52)

"Speaker Gingrich is clearly in the last throes of his political career. And you can make a decision to go out with some shred of dignity or say irresponsible, reckless things ... he's clearly chosen the latter path"  (washingtonpost.com)

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Santorum leads Romney if you use homeschool math  (foxnews.com)

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Republican voter at Gingrich speech in Louisiana: "Obama is a Muslim and I believe that it's his policy to ruin the United States of America, do you agree?" Gingrich: "Good question...uhh...are there any other questions?"  (abcnews.go.com)

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GOP race awaits winner, energy, fervor, rational thought  (wrcbtv.com)

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		Will Santorum be awash in defeat? Will Romney sweep the state? Will voters remember Gingrich and the other guy? It's your official Illinois Primary discussion thread. No word on who the dead will vote for  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(200)
		Newt Gingrich, the man who wants to run the country like a lean mean machine in the black, is in the red already  (politico.com)	(37)
		Newt Gingrich demands Barack Obama apologize for a joke Robert DeNiro made about GOP first ladies  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(147)
		Santorum spending Illinois primary night in Gettysburg, where all Southern strategies generally end up sooner or later  (wrcbtv.com)	(29)

Sen. Marco Rubio's (R-FL) memoir, "An American Son," will now be published on June 19 instead of in October, as previously planned. Why ever would he do such a thing?  (politico.com)

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		"Joe Biden is TOTALLY unprepared for the Presidency" according to: (a) Romney (b) Gingrich (c) Osama bin Laden  (big1059.com)	(163)
		Editorial of the week: "Romney has the GOP strapped to the roof of his car"  (theweek.com)	(36)

Gingrich learns to speak Romney... "What a crowd. I'm really impressed. There must be no one left at Wal-Mart this afternoon"   (politics.blogs.foxnews.com)

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Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) likes Newt Gingrich so much that he couldn't stop himself from donating an illegal amount of money to the former House speaker's campaign  (politico.com)

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		Rmoney hits a bad goto command, instead attempts to load wittycomeback.exe: "If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(131)
(Some Guy)		Gingrich has more actual conservative accomplishments than the other three remaining Republicans combined  (renewamerica.com)	(91)
		GOP insists Mitt Romney is evitable  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(103)

Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich continue to write Obama's campaign ads: "Mitt Romney is the weakest GOP candidate since 1920"  (nytimes.com)

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Kansas awash in Santorum  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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White House, 2010: We are SHOCKED that the USDA fired poor Shirley Sherrod. FOIA request, 2012: White House intimately involved in selecting the make and model of the bus she'd be thrown under  (politico.com)

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(Some Guy)		President Bartlet endorses President Obama  (huffingtonpost.ca)	(11)
		Romney's spokesman says it would take "some sort of act of God" for any of Romney's opponents to win GOP nomination, sort of like what it took in the 1970s for black folks to finally be allowed to join Mitt's church  (news.yahoo.com)	(104)
		Mitt Romney, you have pandered to every white guy in America for his vote and almost won a decisive victory on Super Tuesday, what are you gonna do next? "I'm going to Praiseland"  (politico.com)	(82)
		Sluts vote. GOP just now realizing this  (dailykos.com)	(730)

		Old-and-busted: Politicians stuffing rallies with paid supporters. New hotness: Politicians paying supporters to click on their YouTube videos  (latimes.com)	(25)
		Mitt Romney is awash in 'slut' money. Sweet, sweet slut money  (mediaite.com)	(260)

		It's do or die for Romney, Santorum, the fat troll, and the old guy with the big ears as Super Tuesday is here. So grab your capes, power rings, and golden lassos for the Super Tuesday Discussion Thread  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(1701)
		Newt Gingrich begs Chicago judge to drop the lawsuit brought against him by Survivor for his unauthorized use of Eye of the Tiger because, let's face it, his campaign is over anyway  (chicagotribune.com)	(69)

		"Oh, I'm afraid the Obama campaign will be quite operational when his Republican challenger arrives"  (news.yahoo.com)	(156)
(Springfield Republican)		Poll of Massachusetts residents says Obama will beat Romney by a landslide, Santorum by a tidal wave, and Gingrich by "eew, what's that on my shoe?"  (masslive.com)	(77)
		Barack Obama once attended a play about Saul Alinsky. That automatically makes Sarah Palin President and Obama has to go play cornerback for the Chicago Bears  (breitbart.com)	(216)
		You know how the bad guys in Batman Begins wanted to destroy Gotham City to save it? That might actually explain why Republicans are acting the way they're acting. Note that this scenario also makes Obama Batman  (washingtonpost.com)	(119)

"Ohio will be the last important primary." From the people that brought you "Michigan is it", "Florida is the end of the road", and "South Carolina will decide it all"  (politico.com)

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		OK, so yeah ... Wyoming didn't really want an aircraft carrier. But Texas now has its own navy  (news.blogs.cnn.com)	(170)
		Newt Gingrich: Georgia win is "Central to the future of his campaign." First time ever that "Georgia" and "future" have ever been used together in the same sentence  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(47)
		Newt Gingrich on why he didn't criticize Bush when he apologized for a 2008 Quran desecration incident: "I wasn't a presidential candidate then"  (thinkprogress.org)	(61)

		Actual Illinois Nazi runs for Congress  (wonkette.com)	(60)
		Michael Steele tells reporters the Republican primary is "going exactly as planned." Then he adjusted his monocle, stroked his white cat, and went back to studying his volcano map  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(82)
		And so it begins. Now that Mitt Romney looks to be the nominee, the media is wasting no time in doing feature stories on his religion. Everyone get ready for the Summer of Mormon  (washingtonpost.com)	(360)
		Graham, cracker, is sorry that Obama is a secret Muslim  (politico.com)	(100)
		Santorum reaches out to women, presumably so he can yank them back into the kitchen  (news.yahoo.com)	(100)

Will the Mormons in Mesa and millionaires in Michigan help Romney regain status as the frontrunner? Can Santorum win in a Romney stronghold? Is Newt still in the race? Is RON PAUL still alive? Your Arizona and Michigan primary discussion thread  (cnn.com)

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		Research has determined that politcal parties that are against sex do not gain votes. Turns out that sex is popular  (nytimes.com)	(76)
		Imagine Helm's Deep at the end, breached and about to be overrun by orcs, and you've got a pretty good idea of what the GOP now looks like. Except, this time, Gandalf ain't gonna show  (cnn.com)	(175)
		Prolonged race forces Romney campaign to recalibrate, recalibrating. . . TURN HARD RIGHT NOW  (nytimes.com)	(45)

Newt Gingrich: San Francisco values is like that time I met a transvestite  (nbcbayarea.com)

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		Mitt Romney is the "Gotcha" candidate; he's playing the political version of Punk'd with Santorum, Gingrich, and the old guy with the big ears that's still in the race for some odd reason  (politico.com)	(20)
		Mitt Romney's position is weaker than you realize, and his approval numbers are worse than any frontrunner in GOP history. Yes, even more than McCain's  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(83)
		Forget throwing panties on stage, GOP women are throwing Rick Santorum sovereignty over their uterus. He's just so dreamy  (washingtonpost.com)	(82)

		New Gallup poll: If the election were held today, 50 percent of those polled would support Romney, versus 46 percent who would support Obama, but it all could change in the next two weeks if Romney and Santorum keep their mouths open  (thehill.com)	(205)
		When trying to claim Newt lied, please make sure the link you put up actually doesn't disprove your claim  (newsbusters.org)	(95)
		Santorum blew Arizona  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(47)
		One truth emerged from the 20th Republican blatherfest: Gingrich has pretty much thrown in the towel. Stick a fork in him, folks  (thedailybeast.com)	(32)

		If Washington DC is Hollywood for ugly people, why don't we give out some awards?  (famousdc.com)	(14)
		What to expect from tonight's GOP debate... aka the season finale of American Political Gladiators  (theweek.com)	(79)
		Billionaire Sheldon Adelson says he might give $100M to Newt Gingrich or other Republican candidate, depending on which one grovels best. Go ahead, just put that right out there in the open like that, a test to see if anybody even cares  (forbes.com)	(64)
		The real Godzilla is actually green and covered in little photos of Ben Franklin  (politico.com)	(20)
		Rick Santorum, you are no Ronald Reagan. First off, Ronnie talked to chimpanzees. You... well, let's not go there  (dailymail.co.uk)	(63)

		You knew this was coming: Youtube video of a gun rack in a Volt  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com)	(72)
		Ric Romero leaves KABC in Los Angeles and takes a new position at the New York Times...which is the only explanation for the NYT publishing articles that "expose" that Super PACs bring in big money  (nytimes.com)	(9)
		Newt Gingrich proclaims Barack Obama is "the most dangerous president in American history." Jefferson Davis weeps  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com)	(300)
		President Gingrich will bring us $2 per gallon gas. Book it. Done  (boston.com)	(100)

		Adorable Newt Gingrich is still pandering to teabaggers like he thinks he can win. Today's nugget: "You cannot put a gun rack in a Volt"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(236)
		Santorum is now on top of Romney   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(169)
		To everyone's dismay, CNN cancels event in which Newt Gingrich was going to debate himself  (huffingtonpost.com)	(30)
		Conservatives deride Obama's "soft despotism", because clearly what is needed is actual, hard, old-school conservative despotism  (realclearpolitics.com)	(43)

(Insert party out of power) ready to hit (insert President) on the soaring price of gas. Not a repeat from every election year in the 21st century  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Guess which two Republican candidates gave the least to charity? Go ahead, guess  (money.cnn.com)

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		Gramer Nazi sues government for conspiring against him in the slam-dunkiest case of backwards correct syntaxing modification fraud you'll ever see   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(81)
		5-foot-6 Congressman Luis Gutierrez: "I'm pleased to announce today that if Newt Gingrich can speak for all Catholics, I'm going to start speaking for all tall people"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(158)
		Rick Santorum receives endorsement from Megadeth's Dave Mustaine; still courting the members of Night Ranger and Jackyl  (news.yahoo.com)	(210)

		If the Birther movement hadn't already hit its low point, it has now -- dissed by Newt Gingrich  (huffingtonpost.com)	(66)
		As primary season enters its second month, the messages of the remaining campaigns begin to diverge. Romney: I'm the most electable. Santorum: I'm the most conservative. Gingrich: I'm not dead yet  (news.yahoo.com)	(62)
		Newt defends women in combat and says Rick Santorum completely misunderstands modern warfare  (abcnews.go.com)	(161)

"Sarah Palin Is The Most Powerful Female Politician In The World" Pretty loose definition of powerful you got there  (news.yahoo.com)

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		America has a long history of being VERY VERY ANGRY. But we get over it  (npr.org)	(62)
		Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in a Republican victory in November, and that a brokered convention could be a good thing. This is what Sarah Palin really believes  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(134)

CPAC straw poll: Romney wins, but finishing in number 2 is Santorum  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)

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		At CPAC, speakers warn about the greatest threats to the America they love, like Obama, the Deficit, Obama, Iran, Obama, and, of course, low-flow toilets: " 'We Are a nation of Double Flushers' one Congressman cried"  (washingtonpost.com)	(177)
(Some Advocate)		Obama LGBT dinner expected to raise a fabulous $1.5 million dollars  (advocate.com)	(28)
		If Mitt Romney gets elected, we will no doubt see plural marriages legalized and Mitt will marry Newt's ugly exwife  (huffingtonpost.com)	(52)

		Ahhh, CPAC. The conservative Mardi Gras. The glitz, the glamor...the white nationalism   (littlegreenfootballs.com)	(253)
		When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign  (salon.com)	(430)
		The good news for Santorum: raising $1m in just 24 hours. The bad news: Gingrich is vowing to stay in the race till the bitter end. Romney smiles from high atop his heaping bags of cash  (slate.com)	(50)
(AmeriCOUNT)		Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) to Newt: You want to hear about the Food Stamp President? He added 18 million people to the program and increased spending in it by $19 Billion. Oh, and by the way, his name was George W. Bush  (americount.org)	(146)

		You know, the possibility of attack aside, I have trouble believing the Iranians are sitting there thinking to themselves, "You know, if we could just take out Cleveland"  (thehill.com)	(111)
		"While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com)	(323)
		Five things we learned from Tuesday's Santorum sweep. 1. Republicans aren't taking this primary thing seriously. 2. Republicans who are taking this primary thing seriously don't use Google   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(89)
(Some Guy)		Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org)	(81)
		Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com)	(82)

(Some Guy)		According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com)	(81)
		Mitt Romney is anti-Christ  (salon.com)	(119)
		Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com)	(30)
		Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(67)

(411Mania)		Latest ABCNews poll has President Obama leading Mitt Romney 51-45%, and by more than 2 to 1, voters say that the more they learn about Romney, the less they like him. This is bad news...for Obama  (411mania.com)	(172)
		In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com)	(117)

		Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com)	(68)
		Newt Gingrich sued for assault and battery. At least he didn't rape and murder a girl in 1990, so he's got that going for him  (tmz.com)	(84)
		Newt Gingrich's new insults for Mitt Romney are "Rich Guy" and "Little Food Stamp", which is almost charming, actually  (abcnews.go.com)	(109)

(Some Guy)		Added to the list of words you never want associated are "Gingrich" and "trampoline"  (thegrio.com)	(89)
		Photoshop a flag for the new lunar state  (popsci.com)	(29)
		Newt Gingrich: Now that I lost Florida, shouldn't we change the rules?  (cbsnews.com)	(354)

		Newt Gingrich says Brad Pitt should play him in a movie, proving once and for all that Newt Gingrich is clinically insane  (nydailynews.com)	(50)
		Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com)	(313)
		Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair)  (wrcbtv.com)	(55)
		Andy Richter impersonates Newt Gingrich, and then it gets awesome  (teamcoco.com)	(27)
		Problem: Newt Gingrich needs to woo women voters. Solution: RELEASE THE CALLISTAKEN  (dailymail.co.uk)	(50)
		This year, Obama will run not so much on what he really did in 2009 and 2010, but more on what he wanted to do, but was stopped from doing, in 2011 and 2012  (townhall.com)	(55)
		Romney gets glitter-bombed, calls it victory confetti. Edward Cullen stares blankly, possibly approving  (cbsnews.com)	(67)

		You're Newt Gingrich's superPAC director. Do you c) respond to criticism of dog-whistling by blaming MSNBC, saying that black people have no role models, and that Democrats abort black babies?  (salon.com)	(125)
(Some Guy)		The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org)	(104)
		Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney  (politico.com)	(49)
		Palin Targets Republican Politburo  (thenation.com)	(125)
		Republican "job creators" show a great willingness to create jobs in the "Defeat Obama" industry  (nytimes.com)	(69)
		Michelle Bachmann has campaign debt. Mitt Romney has lots of money. Romney wants Bachmann's endorsement. What happens next?  (boston.com)	(41)
		Women abandon Newt for a younger and prettier candidate  (news.yahoo.com)	(37)
		Question: What keeps Newt Gingrich going? Answer: Pure, unfettered ego  (cnn.com)	(38)
		Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention  (ajc.com)	(123)

		Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(67)
		Economist who created the Laffer curve says Gingrich's tax plan is better than Romney's, in much the same way being hit by a Kenworth is preferable to being hit by a Peterbilt  (newsmax.com)	(178)
		I'm voting for Newt today, just as a protest vote against the sleazy and Nixonian liberal RINO Willard Mittons  (townhall.com)	(164)
		In today's you-can't-make-this-shiat-up news, a pro-Gingrich robocall is claiming Romney forced Holocaust survivors to eat non-kosher food  (huffingtonpost.com)	(206)
		English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com)	(109)
		The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread  (tampabay.com)	(143)
		Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(115)

		President Obama admits bombing Pakistan on numerous occasions  (bbc.co.uk)	(70)
		New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com)	(129)
(Some Number Cruncher)		After Tuesday, it will be mathematically impossible for someone else to enter the GOP race and win the 1144 delegates needed for the nomination   (frontloading.blogspot.com)	(112)
(Washingtonian)		White House sources: Obama will be forced out of the Oval Office in 2013  (washingtonian.com)	(171)
		Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com)	(140)
		There are six primary methods of eliminating potential challengers with the tacit cooperation of the mainstream media, and they have been in full display this primary season  (americanthinker.com)	(167)
		And they say Republicans can't do comedy  (news.yahoo.com)	(116)
		It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com)	(71)
		Gingrich denounces the "pro-abortion, pro-gun-control, pro-tax-increase liberal" running for president and he wasn't talking about Obama  (news.yahoo.com)	(184)
		Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com)	(33)
		Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist"  (news.yahoo.com)	(32)
		Sarah Palin endorses Rage Against The Machine  (dailycaller.com)	(115)
		Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, financier of Newt Gingrich's campaign, under investigation for corruption  (dailymail.co.uk)	(161)

(Some Guy)		Newt Gingrich thinks college students should get part-time jobs to pay for their tuition. As opposed to when he was in college and begged his family for money instead of looking for a job. "I want all my time for my studies"  (syracuse.com)	(347)
		Republicans hate Romney  (tampabay.com)	(167)
		British band The Heavy order Newt Gingrich to stop using their song How Do You Like Me Now. "We'd like you to know it had f*ck all to do with us and we are trying to stop it being used"  (rollingstone.com)	(71)
(Some Guy)		Herman Cain endorses Newt: "I also know Speaker Gingrich is running for president and going through this sausage grinder, and I know what this sausage grinder is all about." Wut?  (postonpolitics.com)	(107)

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