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42 headlines found matching 'Newser'
Wed May 24, 2017
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FIGHT...FIGHT...FIGHT...oh it's a teacher and an aide...Nothing to see here
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Sun May 21, 2017
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When you pay a buck for a box of Hershey's chocolate, you're getting a lot of box for your money. Chocolate, maybe not so much
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Mon May 15, 2017
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It doesn't take a rocket scientist to win a beauty pageant. Maybe a nuclear scientist, though
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Sun May 14, 2017
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What does it take to get $170K in stolen bees back? A sting, duh
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Wed May 10, 2017
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Snoop Dogg plans "Snoop Fest" in Podunk, Miss., which is code for "God Bong"
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Mon May 08, 2017
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Big man convinces his team full of big men to act like big men
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You could be sitting on a goldmine in your own home. You just have to scrape it off your stove
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Sun May 07, 2017
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Next time you're shipping a million-dollar antique via express delivery, maybe splurge on a little more bubble wrap
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Fri May 05, 2017
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Beverly Hills agent uses curve appeal instead of curb appeal to sell $100M home (Video Not safe for work)
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Tue May 02, 2017
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Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain"
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Sun April 30, 2017
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Delivery guy crashes, pizza deemed 'shaken yet edible'
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Sat April 22, 2017
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Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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Wed April 19, 2017
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Half way through a book? Skip ahead to the ending it won't ruin it for you. Better yet skip the whole book and go to the movie
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Mon April 17, 2017
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Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo's hottest DJ is DJ Dumpling. She's 82
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Tue April 11, 2017
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Your latest entrant in the ironic T-shirt sweepstakes
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Mon April 10, 2017
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For whatever reason, Oregon wants to cosplay Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton
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Sat April 08, 2017
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Icebergs threaten shipping lanes near where the Titanic sank. This time, it's personal
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Thu April 06, 2017
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Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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Mon April 03, 2017
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Prom-bound grandma got run over by grinchy school board
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Fri March 31, 2017
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If you haven't scored Valium or an elf cutout from your Uber yet, you're not trying hard enough
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Sun March 26, 2017
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You know what they say: The couple that keeps 1.25 million bugs in their home together, stays together
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Tue March 21, 2017
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Insulin pump saves woman's life--when she uses it to escape trunk of car she's been kidnapped in
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Sun March 19, 2017
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Turns out you are not absolutely unemployable with your history degree. No, there is *one* job for you
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Back in subby's day, we escaped a robbery through the snow with TWO broken legs UPHILL both ways
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Fri March 17, 2017
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Trips to the Titanic to begin in 2018. Feeling like you are aboard the Titanic, currently underway
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Thu March 16, 2017
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You like apples? You'll hate this shirt
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
On a clear night, they say you can still hear the world's shyest robot wheeling its way around the deserts of the American Southwest
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Finally, it's official: The 10 Worst-Tasting Beers in America. Yes, they're the cheap ones
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Thu March 09, 2017
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The real champions of family values and keeping marriages intact: Ikea
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Tue March 07, 2017
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Someone figured out an "iconic" job for every state. Here are 10 of them because the full list is on that site that breaks every article into like 500 pages
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Fri March 03, 2017
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Turns out some Mexicans like the way Trump thinks, drug lord El Chapo's lawyer for instance
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Wed March 01, 2017
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Knowing the difference between the gas pedal and the brake becomes much more important when you're seven floors up
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Mon February 27, 2017
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You can have a 'brain orgasm,' but you've got to watch a creepy video first
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Thu February 23, 2017
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Why, no, Ossifer, I can't walk straight, but get a load of these cartwheels
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Thu February 09, 2017
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Proving that even Canadians have their limits, news that Sarah Palin might be appointed Ambassador sparks impolite reactions
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Tue February 07, 2017
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The Democrats have a candidate who would totally destroy Trump in the 2020 elections. Being Democrats, they'll probably run anyone but him
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Mon February 06, 2017
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Man's 140-pound tumor likely started as ingrown hair
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Sat February 04, 2017
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Dude, where's my car? Oh yeah, crashed into Leonard's house again
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Thu February 02, 2017
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Japanese antidote for overwork is taking "inemuri" naps in public. As opposed to the U.S. where it's called the Monday afternoon staff meeting
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Fri January 27, 2017
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Hey, why does my wine taste like cilantro, and, in a completely unrelated question, have you noticed all the stink bugs on those grape vines?
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You can try to break into a house with finesse and skill, or you can go find the nearest tractor
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Thu January 26, 2017
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Fantasy: calling a sex line named Babestation. Reality: getting a cranky old Irish woman who isn't happy you woke her up
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