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Headlines matching 'New York'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Nothing is more romantic on Valentine's Day than taking your lover on a tour of New York's sewers  (nydailynews.com) (36)
(Boston Herald) Sappy Kevin Youkilis engaged to Tom Brady's sister. Still unclear how New York will ruin this for New England fans, too  (news.bostonherald.com) (29)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Local10) Florida Man returns to house to find squatters with drugs, grenades, and since this is Florida and not New York, a pig  (local10.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cute girlfriend of New York Giants linebacker Greg Jones gets her own Super Bowl ring during post game celebration (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Gothamist) Spiffy Chuck Schumer wins his Super Bowl bet with Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) who will be buying six NY craft beers; the always-cagey Schumer knew that bets involving alcohol with Massachusetts senators often go badly  (gothamist.com) (31)
(silive.com) Asinine Mom is suing New York City and Child Services for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS  (silive.com) (79)
(YouTube) Video "Millionaire" contestant does the smart version of Kristen Wiig's Penelope character  (youtube.com) (16)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Researcher at Institute of Extracting Theories from Our Rectums posits that epidemic of Tourette's-like symptoms plaguing New York town is caused by people unconsciously mimicking what they see on Facebook and YouTube  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Amazing pictures of New York's abandoned leper colony, North Brother Island  (dailymail.co.uk) (121)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Mediabistro) Fail New York Times post $40 million loss in 2011. However, it was spread out liberally among all its media businesses  (mediabistro.com) (53)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Fox Sports) Scary After Super Bowl sound check, Madonna now in great shape, ready to play on NY Giants' special teams  (msn.foxsports.com) (39)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fox News) Unlikely Police seize 1500 pounds of pot from NY apartment, estimate its street value at $7.5 million. Dude, $5000 a pound? In New York? Must have been some crappy stuff  (foxnews.com) (56)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city  (marketwatch.com) (9)
(Jezebel) Amusing The 21 Most Lesbianish Cities in America  (jezebel.com) (110)


Tue January 31, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy Look, up in the sky  (youtube.com) (43)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Denver Post) Interesting A New York inmate proves that if you have enough time, you too can figure out how to use the IRS Tax Refund system  (denverpost.com) (40)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Lohud.com) Asinine Now that New York's political class has improved from "verminous corrupt intern-molesting hacks" to "bungling connivers who'd fit in well at Mos Eisley", it's time for pay raises  (lohud.com) (21)
(BBC) Fail PSA: If you stamp your cocaine shipments with the symbol of the UN in an attempt to get them past customs without inspection, there's a good chance they may get delivered to UN headquarters  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Wed January 25, 2012
(NPR) Hero What happens when one of the oldest Jewish bakeries in New York City is about to close its doors? A pair of Pakistani Muslims buy it and decide to keep it Kosher  (npr.org) (353)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Man responsible for the greatest headline in New York Post history denied parole  (chicagotribune.com) (34)
(NYPost) Fail All of the Knicks players who scored more than one point in last night's game please rise. Not so fast, Carmelo  (nypost.com) (27)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NYPost) Asinine Instead of being ecstatic that their team made the Super Bowl, working class New Yorkers are whining about how expensive the tickets are, while the 1-percenters are whining about the lack of 5-star hotels in Indianapolis  (nypost.com) (176)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Tennessee Rep. Frank Niceley doesn't want to be nice to New Yorkers driving through his state  (nbcnewyork.com) (216)
(NYPost) Obvious NY Mets selling Bankruptcy Field piece by piece  (nypost.com) (41)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing NY and SF mayors bet on NFC championship game. If the Giants win, a cable car gets repainted in Giants colors. If the 49ers win, 49th Street will become 49ers Street  (abclocal.go.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)
(NYPost) Silly NJ Governor Chris Christie says that if the NY Giants win the Superbowl NJ should pay for them to parade around the Meadowlands parking lot in lieu of NYC paying for a parade down Broadway in Manhattan  (nypost.com) (104)


Tue January 17, 2012
(New York Daily News) Silly Stop the presses. Breaking news out of New York ... Jay-Z says he will change his daughter's diapers  (nydailynews.com) (31)
(Bloomberg) Spiffy New York Giants-New England Patriots Super Bowl matchup would be the most-watched show in the history of U.S. television, as audiences long for a Brady going against a Manning  (bloomberg.com) (120)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man faces felony after breaking into girl's dorm. "He also said he had drank four beers at a fraternity earlier, but police didn't say which one". Subby will take a guess here and say Genny Cream Ale  (centredaily.com) (89)
(NHL) Scary The Senators shut out the league leading Rangers in New York last night. Quit laughing dammit, this is what the Mayans were talking about  (nhl.com) (79)
(Yahoo) Scary Bed Bath & Beyond pulls tissue holders from market because of glowing reviews. And by glowing, they mean they're made with Cobalt 60  (news.yahoo.com) (80)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Cool New York City health department has found their newest spokesperson against the dangers of super-sizing: a diabetic amputee. Naturally, some people have a problem with this. Mostly, though, they work for fast food companies   (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (127)
(The New York Times) Asinine NY Times public editor is "looking for reader input on whether and when New York Times news reporters should" do their damn jobs  (publiceditor.blogs.nytimes.com) (140)
(Metro) Strange Hulk ROB  (metro.co.uk) (27)
(NBC New York) Scary First they came for the smokers and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke  (nbcnewyork.com) (231)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool BBC lists the world's coolest movie theaters. Unless you live in Texas, or New York.. yours isn't on the list  (bbc.com) (112)
(New York Daily News) Interesting This team wants its young quarterback traded away and want Peyton Manning on their team. A: Who are the New York Jets?  (nydailynews.com) (109)


Tue January 10, 2012
(FilmDrunk) Silly Armond White takes his trolling to the New York Film Critics Circle Awards, keeps shouting "THE GOOD SHEPHERD" at Robert De Niro  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (41)
(New York Daily News) Asinine New York City Opera tells its musicians to leave the aria  (nydailynews.com) (21)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Toronto Star) Silly It's the 5th annual No Pants Day on Toronto's subway system. Just like New York every day. With bonus quizzical dog pic  (thestar.com) (72)
(USA Today) Obvious For 2012, New York City resolves to attract over 50 million tourists to exploit, complain about and look down upon  (usatoday.com) (143)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Amazing black and white New York subway photos from the 1960s show how some things never change. Wait, where's the graffiti?  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)


Fri January 06, 2012
(USA Today) Followup Jets' Bart Scott fined $2500 for each finger not showing when he waved to photographer  (usatoday.com) (12)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy That's New York CARDINAL Dolan, biatch  (nydailynews.com) (25)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting Former News of the World editor takes over at the New York Daily News. Apparently some folks have a problem with this  (guardian.co.uk) (18)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Just like football fans all across America, Tom Brady admits that he enjoyed watching the NY Jets fall out of the playoffs  (nydailynews.com) (104)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting New York Times takes a liberal price increase  (huffingtonpost.com) (14)


Tue January 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Interesting Man eats a slice from every pizzeria in Manhattan, including Ray's, Original Ray's, Ray's Original, Famous Ray's Original, New York Ray's, El Rey's, and 350 other places that suck compared to your favorite  (nydailynews.com) (223)
(The New York Times) Silly Hipster resolves to spend 30 minutes a day without his iPhone. New York Times publishes his New Year's resolution  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (133)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ESPN) Fail Most members of professional sports teams maintain a public air of solidarity in accepting equal blame for a disappointing effort. Then, there's the 2011 New York Jets  (espn.go.com) (57)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to try to get out of being arrested by bribing a deputy with NFL tickets, find a better game than the Miami Dolphins versus the New York Jets. "Miami-Jets tickets aren't worth a damn"  (palmbeachpost.com) (15)
(Buffalo News) Sappy This year's "twins born in different years" story brought to you by Buffalo, New York  (buffalonews.com) (33)


Sun January 01, 2012
(The New York Times) Sad Mandrake the Magician has performed his last trick. Former New York Giants outfielder Don Mueller dead at age 84  (nytimes.com) (6)


Sat December 31, 2011
(NYPost) Followup After TN woman is brought up on NY charges for trying to check her legal gun, the state's leftiest liberal leftist left-wing Democrat says "actually, these gun laws of ours might be kinda stupid"  (nypost.com) (284)


Thu December 29, 2011
(NYPost) Dumbass Tourist from Tennessee brings pistol to 9/11 memorial in New York City and asks cop if she can check it at the door, hilarity ensues  (nypost.com) (379)
(Ithaca Journal) Interesting New York fines gas stations for raising prices by a dollar per gallon after a hurricane  (theithacajournal.com) (30)
(The New York Times) Asinine Looks like thick clouds of Smug are billowing from the kitchens at the New York Times  (nytimes.com) (45)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Morgan Stanley laying off 580. Maybe more of them should have jumped in 2008  (finance.yahoo.com) (20)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Forbes) Interesting San Antonio leads list of best US economies, probably because they don't bother with salsa made in New York City  (forbes.com) (69)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Merry Christmas everyone. Here's The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl with the timeless classic Fairytale of New York  (youtube.com) (14)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Scary Zombies shamble all over the New York Times bestseller list  (hollywoodreporter.com) (24)


Wed December 21, 2011
(New York Magazine) Stupid Candy store Sugar & Plumm Purveyors of Yumm learns the hard way the Upper West Side doesn't like cute store names, bright layouts, or fun. "The whole thing needs toned down. The coolest places in New York have no signs"  (nymag.com) (163)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine Yet another reason why people west of the Hudson think New Yorkers are nuts: $36,000 a year for kindergarten. Bonus: admissions director is named Babby  (nytimes.com) (151)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious You know, that's exactly what I'd expect the CEO of The New York Times to look like  (news.yahoo.com) (66)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine New York Rabbi: A Tim Tebow win will cause Christians to burn mosques, bash gays  (hoosieraccess.com) (132)
(ABC) Amusing Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?  (abcnews.go.com) (94)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine In this tough economy, it's nice to see that New York toll-takers are clearing $80,000-$100,000 per year  (nypost.com) (461)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Oregon Live) Scary No, taxicab, you can't go to bed with the DJ. You're a taxicab, you don't even have boobies  (oregonlive.com) (42)
(BBC) Misc Now that a pack of smokes cost $15 in New York, the city has revealed their next target: Roll your own cigarettes. Suck it smokers. Suck it hard  (bbc.co.uk) (362)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Rita Hayworth's grandson found dead in apparent suicide. It came down to a simple choice really. Get busy living or get busy dying  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Sun December 04, 2011
(ESPN) Cool WILL "Tebowmania" run wild in Minnesota? CAN Green Bay go 12-0 in New York? IS anyone in Vegas CRAAAZY enough to even take bets on the Colts and Patriots? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 13 Thread. (Games begin at 1 pm EST/10 am PST)  (scores.espn.go.com) (4375)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Immigrants are now stealing American jobs that should belong to girls who are really just doing this to work their way through college and who want you to buy them a drink because they really, reallly like you  (news.yahoo.com) (66)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Telegraph) Interesting "And on your left, you have one of the most iconic buildings in all of New York, the Fark.com UFIA Building, formerly known as the Empire State Building"  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)
(ABC) Sad Opera-singing parrot missing in New York. Pagliacci want a cracker? (Sad tag for parrot, but owner wins Dumbass)  (abcnews.go.com) (35)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Denver Post) Interesting To bolster safety ... Unusual signs go up ... New York tries haiku  (denverpost.com) (45)
(truTV) Followup It appears that the arrest of the New York bomb plot suspect was 99% misdirection  (blog.trutv.com) (59)
(NYPost) Scary Obama's unbelievably ill-timed visit to New York City on the same day as the lighting of the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center will be a thousand times worse than 9/11, according to a totally unbiased source  (nypost.com) (171)


Mon November 28, 2011
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints vs. the New York Giants. Who Dat? vs. What The Fark Are You Lookin' At? Monday Night Football, right here (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)  (scores.espn.go.com) (1174)


Wed November 23, 2011
(PennLive) Sick New York Times protects Sandusky victim by not printing his name. Instead, they print his parents' names, neighbors' names, address, school district, graduating year, hobbies, employer, and what types of socks he likes to wear  (pennlive.com) (68)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Uproxx) Weird The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass  (uproxx.com) (38)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Phil Jackson would make the New York Knicks contenders... you know, if the NBA lockout didn't render that a moot point  (bleacherreport.com) (8)
(LA Times) Obvious The New York bomb plot suspect didn't seem radical to neighbors, who obviously never saw him snowboard  (latimes.com) (33)


Sat November 19, 2011
(NYPost) Interesting Actress sues New York City for failing to stop reckless bicyclists. "Just because they wear spandex doesn't mean they know what they're doing"  (nypost.com) (177)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting It's not "your official" anything, and there will be no stupid questions asked. It's just the New York Jets vs. the Denver Broncos, 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network  (sports.yahoo.com) (lots)
(The Raw Story) Hero GOP presidential candidate you've never heard of throws his support behind the 99%: "The mayor of New York City is standing on the wrong side of history"  (rawstory.com) (134)
(Life.com) Misc 140 years ago today the National Rifle Association was founded in New York, but it would be another twelve decades before its primary goal of arming smoking hot blonde twins with powerful handguns would finally be realized  (life.com) (157)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary "On the 17th, we're gonna burn New York City to the f***in' ground. You'll see what a Molotov cocktail can do to a Macy's." See what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps, New York?  (verumserum.com) (314)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In a fight that's sure to last longer than their first bout shown on Fox, UFC sues New York in an effort to overturn ban on live MMA fights  (hollywoodreporter.com) (51)


Mon November 14, 2011
(AZCentral) Interesting There's a quarterback controversy quietly brewing for the Arizona Cardinals. This would be huge news if it was happening in New York or Green Bay  (azcentral.com) (72)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Today's out-of-context line of the day comes from the New York Times: "Texas was the undisputed king of pansies"  (nytimes.com) (55)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Robert DeNiro to star as Bernie Madoff in HBO feature film based on disgraced financier. Joe Pesci rumored to be in talks to play Ruth  (dailymail.co.uk) (16)


Sun November 06, 2011
(NYPost) Strange One of New York City's best known graffiti vandals also had a side gig when he wasn't out spray-painting everything; he's a retired NYPD cop  (nypost.com) (54)
(NYPost) Spiffy How rich is New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg? This year alone he spent $5.64 million on a personal public image campaign and he's not even running for office  (nypost.com) (41)


Sat November 05, 2011
(NYPost) Spiffy NY Giants' David Tyree relives his famous helmet reception in Super Bowl XLII. Yeah ...it's a catch 42  (nypost.com) (42)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Syracuse) Amusing Every cop in New York State responds to truck crash on I-81  (syracuse.com) (56)


Thu November 03, 2011
(New York Daily News) Interesting Don't call it a comeback. Roger Clemens has been here for years  (nydailynews.com) (15)
(Forbes) Interesting Macy's in New York to get complete facelift. Longtime customers and store to now have something in common  (forbes.com) (2)


Wed November 02, 2011
(NYPost) Asinine Correction: Yesterday's edition of the New York Post reported that Gov. Cuomo gave raises to his staff after he came into office, when, in fact, he reduced his salary and the pay of his top aides by five percent. Sorry we got caught lying  (nypost.com) (41)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Albany Times Union) Asinine NY teachers' union members: Be lucky you have a job, STFU/GBTW. NY teachers' union bosses: 18% raise for you, 23% for you, 12% for you, 54% for you  (timesunion.com) (53)


Thu October 27, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Fail New York couple files paperwork to trademark the name "Occupy Wall St." What assholes. I should have thought of that  (iheartchaos.com) (82)


Tue October 25, 2011
(NYPost) Fail On the bright side, at least 4 out of 12 gun smugglers are NOT New York City police officers  (nypost.com) (35)


Fri October 21, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Followup Gay weddings pumping money over and over into NY economy  (businessweek.com) (24)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Boing Boing) Scary DHS now has powers to simply take over a New York City street because of an arrest for peaceable conduct by a middle-aged writer in an evening gown  (boingboing.net) (182)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Lohud.com) Sad New York moves to change test-grading rules to prevent rampant cheating...by the teachers  (lohud.com) (21)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Albany Times Union) Obvious New York state finding it difficult to fill out its 14-member public ethics commission due to there not being 14 sufficiently ethical New Yorkers  (timesunion.com) (10)
(Aggrogate) Cool Cosplay at New York Comic-Con, featuring the hottest Wonder Woman ever  (aggrogate.com) (127)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Spock is gay. Now we know why he turned down Nurse Chapel  (huliq.com) (154)


Fri October 14, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious The Texas Rangers plan to help CC Sabathia get eleventy billion dollars from the New York Yankees when he opts out of his contract  (espn.go.com) (106)

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