Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Advocates for swan safety fear someone or something is hunting waterfowl and turtles for the meat in one New York park. In other news, New York has advocates for swan safety  (nypost.com)	(33)
		New York City is a sparkling-clean citadel of peace and good cheer - and so, citizen, city goverment is well within its rights to ticket you for putting your feet up in an empty subway car  (nytimes.com)	(72)
(Some Guy)		With New York facing a $9 billion deficit, the governor proposes to cut funding from schools and hospitals, close state parks and historic sites, and spend almost $800,000 on two double-wide trailers for conjugal visits at a local prison  (syracuse.com)	(80)

No one's ever shot a film plants can watch. Until now. Wait, what?  (news.com.au)

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Archbishop of New York calls out NYPD police commissioner, and St. Patrick's Day parade grand marshal, for being late to church. Fortunately the commissioner had a good excuse  (nydailynews.com)

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		Jets upset over phantom coin toss that allowed the New York Giants to host the opening game at the new Meadowlands stadium  (sports.espn.go.com)	(121)
(Some Guy)		Desprite non-stop campaigning, support for New York Soda Tax coming up flat. Politicians hoping for a jolt in approval, but voters don't want to pick up the tab  (wpix.com)	(139)

		After layoffs and cutting the pay of his underlings, greedy chief executive at failing bank doubles his own pay. Oh, did I say bank? I meant The New York Times  (nypost.com)	(59)
		Not satisfied with the years of playoff fail in San Diego, LaDainian Tomlinson signs with the New York Jets  (nj.com)	(135)

Did the CIA test LSD in the New York City subway system? "The experiment was pretty shocking - shocking that the CIA and the Army would release LSD like that, among innocent unwitting folks"  (nypost.com)

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		New York City cabbies cheat customers out of millions every year. By the way, the sun comes up in the morning, and air is free  (hosted.ap.org)	(66)
(Poughkeepsie Journal)		Former NY high school student awarded $1.25m for being picked on. ""His high school years were destroyed...The jury found he endured 3 years of living hell." In other news, every Farker on the planet has lawyered up  (poughkeepsiejournal.com)	(187)

Flagstaff, Arizona has gotten more snow this winter than Anchorage, Alaska, and Buffalo, N.Y., combined  (azcentral.com)

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		"Joe Mauer, starting catcher for the New York Yankees"? It is more likely than you think, and here is why  (startribune.com)	(60)
		NY lawmaker achieves the piNaCle of stupid  (nydailynews.com)	(244)

		And playing the role of the New York Yankees this upcoming NFL season will be...the Chicago Bears?  (espn.go.com)	(68)
		Stop me if you heard this one before: Mets shut down SS Jose Reyes due to health concerns  (nj.com)	(20)

(Some Guy)		A day in the life of New York City, in miniature  (vimeo.com)	(23)
		Today's "married Republican making inappropriate advances towards young male staffer" is NY Democrat Rep. Eric Massa  (politico.com)	(100)

New York Governor in trouble again after he got free tickets to listen to Game One of the World Series    (nytimes.com)

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		NY Giants general manager sees possible 'transition time' for offensive line. In other words, don't be upset when the Giants inaugurate their new stadium in the same manner the Mets inagurated their new home  (nj.com)	(20)
		Mr. Pink now blogs for the New York Times  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)	(289)

		Checked bags, peanuts and pillows aren't free anymore but the in-flight stewardess fistfight is still complimentary in New York  (nypost.com)	(52)
		Something something something, blind joke, something, NY Governor, something, not running for reelection, something  (msnbc.msn.com)	(148)
		Charlie Rangel (D-ishonest) found to have broken House ethics rules; Nancy Pelosi begins working furiously on doing nothing about it  (news.yahoo.com)	(154)

(The Big Money)

When a billionaire gets J. P. Morgan to steal secrets from a business rival, you would expect to read about it in the New York Times. Difficulty: the billionaire is Carlos Slim, who owns part of The New York Times  (thebigmoney.com)

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Madison Square Garden to host a party celebrating a mythical thing that most younger people thought was a myth or a legend: a NY Knicks championship team  (nydailynews.com)

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You have to be blind to not see its going to be a tough election to keep your job as NY Governor when top members of your own party go "David who?" while finding excuses for skipping your campaign's kick off event  (nydailynews.com)

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Daycare operators learn that "Leave no man behind" also applies to 2-year-old girls on field trips to New York City  (nj.com)

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(WNYC)

NY legislator photobombed during press conference by critics. "Like a political version of 'whack-a-mole,' no sooner had they successfully blocked one sign than others popped up in the mostly pro-Espada crowd."  (wnyc.org)

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(Business Insider)		New York Times print and digital divisions apparently in a fierce turf war over iPad distribution of the paper. Fark: Print division wants to charge $30/month for an iPad subscription  (businessinsider.com)	(52)
		Jose Reyes says he's ready to return to his role as New York's fifth-best shortstop, behind Jeter, Jeter's backup, A-Rod, and Phil Rizzuto's coffin    (nydailynews.com)	(85)

		Having solved all the city's other crimes, New York police are now cracking down on subway riders who put their feet up on the seats  (nypost.com)	(86)
		You called it, Fark: proposal at NY Rangers game a fake  (outofbounds.nbcsports.com)	(52)

Author compiles 238 years' worth of New Yorkers doing what they do best: pissing and moaning, bellyaching, complaining, kvetching, biatching and writing whiny letters to the mayor  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)

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"The Hills" star Lauren Conrad has scored her second New York Times bestseller. Oh, for fark's sake America  (starpulse.com)

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Senator Monserrate (D-omestic Violence) expelled from New York Senate, but we all know they'll tearfully take him back in a few days  (wcbstv.com)

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Three months after emerging from bankruptcy, CIT Group hires ex-Merrill chief John Thain as CEO. This may test the limits of the space-time continuum. Be cautious on 42nd Street, New Yorkers  (online.wsj.com)

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New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan apologizes for exercising his fingers instead of running his mouth  (sports.espn.go.com)

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Christina Hendricks' husband comes to her defense over distorted New York Times picture. Tag for first three words of this headline  (starpulse.com)

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		New York's Central Park sees sharp increase in rabid, aggressive, foaming inhabitants. Raccoons, too  (cnn.com)	(31)
(Some Guy)		New York officials lift cell-phone ban after data shows it was ineffective in reducing crashes. Just kidding, they ignored the results and still blamed the phones  (9wsyr.com)	(30)
(Some Guy)		You think it's cold today? In 1780 it was so cold that the British were able to drag cannons from Manhattan to Staten Island across a frozen NY harbor and deserters walked across the ice from Long Island to Connecticut  (cuppacafe.com)	(31)

		The New York Times calls Harry Reid's handling of the Obamacare vote "his finest hour," with the time he fell into a septic tank running a close second  (nytimes.com)	(79)
		As it turns out, $5.4 Billion WAS way the hell too much money to pay for two apartment buildings-even in Manhattan  (news.yahoo.com)	(134)

		Chinese basketball team orders a takeout order of Stephon Marbury from New York  (nypost.com)	(11)
		In the last 22 months, a man's ashes have been taken to Nepal, the Australian Outback, the Chinese-Mongolian border, a Rwandan volcano, Iceland, Benin and the waters off Zanzibar. Meanwhile, subby went to New York. Once  (azcentral.com)	(66)

		NY lawmaker kicks off his senate campaign by hoping the Giants can continue on their path to the Superbowl. Next stop will be a campaign rally at Shea Stadium  (nypost.com)	(15)
(New York Magazine)		A bunch of signs in downtown New York are showing both Walk and Don't Walk at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?  (nymag.com)	(115)
		Norv Turner coaches the New York Jets into the AFC Championship  (espn.go.com)	(347)

		New York Times to charge to read their made up, radical, left-wing content  (engadget.com)	(61)
		Minnesota-Dallas. New York-San Diego. Grab the couch and your favorite cold brew, it's time for your Divisional Playoffs thread, Sunday edition  (sports-ak.espn.go.com)	(4177)
		New York airport terminal evacuated after man strolls through unattended entrance to secure area. No this is not a repeat from two weeks ago  (nbcnewyork.com)	(49)

Bus throws Bill Cowher under the New York Giants    (nydailynews.com)

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		NYC cabbie returns $21k that a fare left in the back seat, mostly because he's a Muslim  (guardian.co.uk)	(177)
(Some Guy)		Hundreds of millions of dollars and multiple failed attempts later, U.S. cities say they've figured out free WiFi for all  (govtech.com)	(51)
		Minute hand of the Doomsday Clock set to move again this Thursday, getting us ever closer to a giant psychic space squid destroying half of New York  (foxnews.com)	(150)

Harold Ford, Jr. hires staffers for a possbile New York Senate run. Hey Harold, call me  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Rex Ryan declares that his New York Jets, who barely squeaked in as a wild card team, should be the favorites to win the Super Bowl  (content.usatoday.com)	(107)
(NBCNewYork.com)		Sir / Madam, congratulation to you. You have selected to win $165 Mega Millions lotery. We have gotten the approval to send your check to you, but we need $1 million for check to be issued. Signed, Suffolk County, NY  (nbcnewyork.com)	(221)

		New York Knicks reportedly ignored Magic Johnson's ticket request because he once criticized ex-coach Isiah Thomas. If true, Farkers will never be allowed to attend another Knicks game, ever  (nydailynews.com)	(31)
		Blowing a .15 apparently disqualifies you from driving a school bus in New York. Another chapter in the Nanny State Diaries  (wcbstv.com)	(102)

		Rolling Stones have opted to gather moss in 2010  (contactmusic.com)	(21)
(Watertown Daily Times)		New York sewage company to begin treating local water supply to remove mercury released by mining operations. Subby's sure he read something like this in an Hg Wells short story years ago  (watertowndailytimes.com)	(127)

		The New York Times condenses the last 10 years of Fark headlines into a single graphic  (nytimes.com)	(263)
(NBCNewYork.com)		New York City publishes "How To" Handbook for Heroin Users. It's a Hit  (nbcnewyork.com)	(103)
		An inside job from both the Colts and Bengals third string help the playoff bound New York Jets take down two powerful structures for the first time since 9/11  (sports-ak.espn.go.com)	(162)

New York Giants give up (at least) 41 points in a game. This is not a repeat...from last week  (espn.go.com)

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Cool: Nike releases "Air Max LeBron VII Low" shoe. Fail: It is in Knicks colors and sports a crude "I 3 NY" logo on the sole. Suck it, Cavs fans  (cleveland.com)

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(Some Guy)		A decline in traffic, which was partially caused by high tolls, has forced the New York State Thruway to....wait for it....raise the tolls  (democratandchronicle.com)	(52)
		90 years ago this week, the Boston Red Sox sold some lady named Ruth to the New York Yankees  (newyork.yankees.mlb.com)	(68)

(Some Guy)

Scientists discover a new species of cockroach living in New York City. As well as an ostrich, paddlefish, bison and even a giant flying squid  (mnn.com)

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You're AT&T, and hipsters are clogging your internet tubes with their iPhones. Do you; c) Stop selling iPhones in New York City  (consumerist.com)

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The Pogues & Kirsty McColl - Fairytale Of New York; Merry Christmas Farkers  (youtube.com)

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Returning players for the 2010 New York Yankees, please step forward. Not so fast, Melky Cabrera  (abcnews.go.com)

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(The Faaaaaaamous Mr Ed)

New York man arrested for being a fan of the Fillies  (recordonline.com)

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The New York Yankees trade a broken Wang for a limp Johnson  (sports.espn.go.com)

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The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York" is perennial Christmas favorite because it puts our problems in perspective  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Subby can't decide if this is genius or simply idiotic, even for the New Yorker  (newyorker.com)

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(Some Guy)

New York State offers poor people all the cancer they can carry by reserving screening programs for people with money  (berkshireeagle.com)

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(Some Transformer)

Video of Velvet Underground's Q&A at the New York Public Library. Sadly, the throwdown you wanted between Lou Reed and Doug Yule never happened  (nme.com)

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Nokia is closing their flagship stores in New York and Chicago. In other news, Nokia had flagship stores  (chicagobreakingnews.com)

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		New David Foster Wallace story to show up in New Yorker which, including footnotes, is expected to be a record 2,137 pages this upcoming month  (pastemagazine.com)	(17)
		NYC man makes $45,000/yr picking up discarded OTB slips. Usually when you're a New Yorker making that kind of money bending over, the name Eliot Spitzer comes up sooner or later  (nytimes.com)	(42)

		Tiger's First... Front... Back... whatever, he's got 9 now and there's a golf reference in there somewhere  (nypost.com)	(600)
		New York Jets upset that QB Mark Sanchez isn't paying attention to New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi's advice. Wait, what?  (nydailynews.com)	(16)

Alexa Ray Joel, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, hospitalized for having a New York state of mind  (foxnews.com)

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Tens of millions attend Glenn Beck's "Christmas Sweater" simulcast in New York, Boston, and DC, making it the highest grossing theatrical release since The Dark Knight  (thinkprogress.org)

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Glenn Beck's movie fails spectacularly, selling a total 17 tickets in New York and Boston: "The theater's almost empty"  (rawstory.com)

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		Seattle Times Sideline Chatter has a laugh at Fark's New York Yankee's free agent headline  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(0)
		The Seattle Times applauds Fark for a headline that pokes fun at the New York Yankees (2nd section from the bottom)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(0)

(Some bereaved bovine)		Spotted cow removed from Mad River in NY. The image in your mind's eye is wrong  (lacrossetribune.com)	(91)
		New York Giants coach Tom Coughlin had a stalker. A male stalker. A retarded male stalker. No, the stalker wasn't Eli Manning    (deadspin.com)	(43)

Gov. Patterson to NY Legislature: Uhhh, since we can't agree on the budget, vote for me to have supreme power over the budget. K THX  (reuters.com)

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New York City tavern selling turkey infused with 100-proof Georgi vodka for Thanksgiving. That's wild  (1010wins.com)

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