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500 headlines found matching 'New York'
Sat May 27, 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security Advisor says he "would not be concerned" if Kushner pushed for covert communication links with the Russian government. Let that sink in for a moment. National. Security. Advisor, my ass
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican seduced by tart Argentinian
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Odds are good for New York State to establish the country's first universal health program, just looking for the 32nd sponsor in the Republican State Senate in Albany. Good luck with that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New GOP bill would make it virtually impossible to sue the police, even in cases of egregious misconduct
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Montana NBC affiliate refused to cover Gianforte body slam because they had no reliable source for story, despite numerous outlets reporting on it. To be fair, it surprised many that Fox News was the original source and that it reported it accurately
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RIP Denis Johnson, author of "Jesus' Son"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Yankees are dropping home run bombs on their opponents. Unfortunately they're also bombing at ticket sales
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa has worse affordable housing than Brooklyn, New York
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats plan to make 2020 the year of "HELL NO, TRUMP"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual Trump team vetting process: 1) Search Google. That's it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Finland you can put your child in forest schools where they spend most of the day exploring the outside world. That sound you hear is helicopter parents everywhere crashing on their fainting couches and calling out for vapors
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Meet the 97-year-old heartbeat of modern dance who will leave you winded just watching her
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(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Investigation to add focus on Jared and his ties to Russia. Seriously, is there ANYONE in the Administration that DOESN'T have ties to Russia?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Trump failing to track foreign cash at his hotels from foreign governments despite campaign promise. Some businessman this guy is
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Uber shortchanged its NYC drivers by several million dollars. Mostly by convincing them to give up their other jobs to become an Uber driver
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vermont could become the ninth state to legalize recreational pot. Mostly as a way to finally give people something to do to help them cope with living in Vermont during the entire winter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump budget slashes job training programs 40% because why the hell not? It's not like these idiot coal miners are ever gonna take the initiative to get better jobs
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
What are the odds Trump will actually read the pope's 192-page letter on climate change like he promised him?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
'Baywatch' movie drowns in negative reviews, washes ashore like a dead fish
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr. might not be able to hear his critics through the towers of cash coming his way from Nike in the richest NFL shoe deal ever
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair Star Wars covers indicate how the protagonists will split the party for The Last Jedi
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump would rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. CEO pay is rising again -- they got an average 8.5 percent raise last year. Let's all pull a little harder and sacrifice a little more, and maybe we can get that number into the double digits this year. COME ON, WE CAN DO IT
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What was finally winning the World Series after 108 years worth for the Cubs and its historic park? Business analysts take a swing at the Cubs' current franchise value, and it's a big number. A very big number
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. dairy farmers got milk. Too much of it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart vows "guaranteed pay" for military employees
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The outrageously early field guide to the 2020 election
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is how your finances should look in your late 20s
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The most bizarre moments from Donnie's first trip to Saudi Arabia. You bet your ass that creepy "New World Order" hands on the globe pic is included
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disgraced Billy Bush mounting a comeback
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things were certainly slower in the 19th century, even the first car ever to get a speeding ticket was caught by a policeman on a bicycle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM, which used to stand for International Business Machines, now stands for Idiots, Boneheads, and Morons as they tell their work from home employees, "Start working from the office, or find a new job"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Melania spends all day watching cable news and she wants Bullshiat Spice fired. At least we know what she does all day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's becoming apparent that even robots are misogynists, out to limit women's ability to work
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Season 42 of Saturday Night Live ends with the smell of what host Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is cooking, musical guest Katy Perry's boobs, and more Trumpy Dumpys, Live from New York at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You know how climate change flooded the doomed Global Seed Vault? Yeah, about that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Postsplains why Millennial sex sucks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Holly Rowe will be giving the tear-filled inspirational speech at the Espys this year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House is looking into an ancient "ethics rule" to weaken the special counselor
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Don Rickles is back and he looks like Johnny Depp
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(AOL)
 
 
 
San Francisco offers New York-themed restaurant
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteer archaeologists in New Jersey find human blood on revolutionary war shrapnel. Soon my dream of mixing Colonial Williamsburg and Jurassic Park will be a reality
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will have just ten minutes to react if North Korea fires a nuclear missile. Or 9 minutes and 57 seconds left to have a sandwich after pressing the button
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worldwide effort now underway to prevent a Trumper Tantrum over the next nine days as the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos takes his first presidential trip abroad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Times Square car attack caused by Reefer Madness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One-third of U.S. seniors don't use the internet. Mostly the ones who still have a VCR sitting next to a cassette player that's still flashing "12:00"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you a pack of smokes, these airline peanuts and my watch for you not punching me for reclining my seat" "Deal"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB compiles a list of the 10 most iconic home runs in history. Let the debate begin
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Hand me my crayons, Margaret, I'm going to make our fortune
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Thu May 18, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Scott Conant loves LA, mainly because people are lined up out the door for the privilege of paying $22 for a plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman seems to be the last man interested in running the FBI for Trump as every other contender has run out of the ring like their asses were on fire
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Coast to Coast Bandit' arrested in New York City. Whereabouts of Zorak and Moltar currently unknown
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
To watch Fox News right now is to enter a completely different reality as hosts bend over backwards to avoid mentioning anything about any of the various Trump scandals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYPD officials are now saying the car that rammed into a crowd of pedestrians in Times Square does not appear to be an act of terrorism, but instead the result of the area being mistaken for a farmer's market
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When was the exact moment you became an adult?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Brave Fox News Tucker Carlson goes where no other reporter will go, the bowels of Penn Station restrooms in NYC
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Letter found from Helen Keller to the Nazis. May have given clues to her hiding place
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Wed May 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Truman also didn't like media which means that Trump is correct and has never obstructed justice
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Trump should pick R. Kelly as his FBI director because they are both tough, they got the New York bravado and they both star in their own pee tapes
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS announces the shows for the fall 2017-18 schedule that no one will admit they watch even though the shows all get huge ratings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The luck of the Irish indeed. Due to a trade with the Brooklyn Nets, the Boston Celtics have the number one overall pick in the upcoming NBA Draft
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seeing the errors of their declining viewership, ESPN goes back to its roots and decides to show live sports. Just kidding: they're going doubling down on talking heads instead
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Another First World problem has been solved now that somebody invented an air conditioned backpack
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Tue May 16, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Feds subpeona Manafort. Oh, and Mensch was right about this one a few days ago
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trumpy steps on H.R. McPufnstuf's dick with a Tweet, Yertle is starting to worry and the leaks keep dripping like a hole in the roof. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Negotiations under way to replace Sean Spicer for someone younger with something to grab
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel emerges as the Democratic voice of reason. Let that sink in
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Curtis Ellis, a former WND columnist, is favored to run the Department of Labor's Bureau of International Labor Affairs. You may know him from his various beliefs, which include "satanic elites run the world" and "Islam is creating a mongrel culture"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump thinks he can just power through the Russia investigation and everything will go back to normal any day real soon now
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day on the campaign trail when Trump was able to convince voters that they should be all up in arms over a candidate who might have revealed America's secrets to the wrong people? Good times, good times
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The Rangers will be the road team when they play Buffalo in the 2018 Winter Classic at CitiField in order to avoid losing a $42 million property tax break
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Hypable)
 
 
 
Hackers have apparently seized "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" & are threatening to post it online unless Disney pays off in Bitcoin. East India Trading Company unavailable for comment
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The Super Rich have become Super Citizens
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Lich queen and presidential fellator Baba Yaga said if Trump "doesn't keep his promises I'm out." Holy hell, we're through the looking glass here, people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite being a Republican, Tennessee Gov Bill Haslam is very pro-book learnin' and in an effort to increase the number of state residents with a college degree to 55% up from the current 39%, signs a bill making community college free for everyone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to order Cats through the mail, that seems kind of cruel. Oh sorry it's Katz's you'll be order through the mail, well that's cool
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does wearing red make you look hotter?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
According to unconfirmed Twitter intelligence source Broadsword Six, POTUS Fat Kid goes wheels up tomorrow. Jeez, I guess I better call in to work then
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
I elected a fighter, and fight to victory he will
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yes, the tape exists, and it reveals a lot. (Warning: Not safe for work)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the city with the most millionaire CEOs is _____________ (hint: It's not in America)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Howdy there, young whippersnapper. This is a stickup. Give me everything in the register. Also, get off my lawn
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(Sage Publications)
 
 
 
How do you have a social life when working overnights? Subby is 36, lonely, and found out that he'll be working third shift for the next 6 months (LGT some article about shift work's health effects)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For the record, Hobby Lobby is not closing all its stores, David Bowie was not kidnapped by demons, the New York Times' license was not suspended by the State Department, and Sarah Palin did not wake up from a coma
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells yet another easily disprovable lie about his past. This is not normal, don't pretend this is normal
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy's back as Repugnant Spice and hosting this week's Saturday Night Live with musical guest HAIM (Corey?), Live from New York across all timezones at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Coolest museum-quality photo gallery of New York in the 1940s you'll see all week. Not safe for 56k modems
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nobody knew that negotiating international trade agreements with China would be difficult
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Although the new $1 billion scratch-card game is a high prize for U.S. lotteries, critics say its concept is actually a new low
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Virgin Atlantic joins the growing list of businesses who do not understand the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster's Trump trolling: 454,000 followers and counting
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Thu May 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Matt Harvey apologizes to his teammates for skipping a game. How bad is your behavior that you have to apologize to the team that dealt with Darryl Strawberry all those years?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The New Yorker nails its cover yet again. This time addressing the Comey affair
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Springtime in New York: the air is warmer, the trees have leaves and the bodies in the Central Park Reservoir start popping up
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's hammer... no
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Meet the photographer who took the "Lunchtime atop a skyscraper" picture
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dutch may have found something, um, interesting: A paper trail leading directly to Trump money laundering in the Netherlands and his connections to the Russians
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the original 1970s Wonder Woman? Wonder no more
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times
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Wed May 10, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media signed a private deal with Trump to give him nothing but positive coverage during the election. Let's see what's happened since then
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Just who is Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe, and will he continue focusing on the Russia probe, or will he try to deflect?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Need a cannon to reinforce your home defense systems? Have we got the estate sale for you. Bonus: We got some Cyndi Lauper stuff too
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Clapper, on whether he ever found a situation where Trump business interests in Russia gave him concern: "Not in the course of the preparation of the intelligence community's assessment". Which is a somewhat different answer than "No"
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Somebody had better get a handle on Lord Trump, because he's on the path to outspend former President Obama's entire eight years in office, within just his first year. So says left-wing publication Red State
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: You've just found out the CEO of your hedge fund is an old school racist. What do you do? If you answered "criticize him in The Wall Street Journal", congratulations: you're fired. You may now litigate
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Next on 'Real Parole Violations Of New Jersey Housewives'
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Hell of a way to start an article: "Contractors ... strongly advised to brace themselves before they open the closets. They might find charred human remains or a foot-long prosthetic penis"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These are the sports your kids need to play to get a college scholarship
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Rape Table" was part of training for Customs officers at Newark Airport. No word on if they had a "rape tower" also
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran will finally be knocked out of the #1 spot on the UK charts by whatever Kasabian is
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's the damnedest thing: You settle one or two sexual harassment suits for eight-figures and suddenly every one ELSE you've discriminated against for decades starts popping up
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(Independent)
 
 
 
When traveling the remote regions of our planet, you may find yourself at Canada's new arctic air hub where the runways are gravel and they only have one set of steps able to reach plane doors. Oh, and the baggage handlers are polar bears
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bumble Bee agrees to plead guilty in tuna price fixing scheme. Which is strange because everyone knows sardine oil is the best for robots
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Eh, you know if it weren't for that American revolution thingy we could have been Canada
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What a shock: a billion-dollar tech-start-up "We Work" that aims to "disrupt" the "Co-working and office space rental" industry, has settled on the "ignoring labor laws and treating its employees like crap" model pioneered by Uber to achieve its goal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Oops, my bad. We cool now though, right? No charges or anything?" *furiously stuffs crisp million dollar bribes into PAC pockets*
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Doughnuts must be killed before they kill Homer Simpson and the rest of us
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you left a black suitcase stuffed with eight bricks of heroin in a yellow cab last week, New York police would like to have a word with you
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline claims "Sinkholes now appearing in the wrong places". But have they ever appeared in any right places?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sinclair Broadcast Group buys Tribune Media, including $2.7 billion debt, because look how accumulating all that debt worked out for the radio behemoths
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) is part of a growing group of "wiretap truthers": politicians convinced that Obama spied on them and Trump but have no evidence to back up their claims
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter questions if the Trump-Murdoch relationship looks appropriate, struts around as if he were a stray cat
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
New startup company by two scientists makes cow milk that tastes like cow milk ... without the cow
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The New York Times is the Donald Trump of newspapers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA denies being forced to exclusively broadcast Fox News from its lobby monitors. Also denies being involved in studying mind control. Hides copies of Catcher in the Rye
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Fri May 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn cafe says Starbucks stole its unicorn latte drink idea. The real question is why would anyone publicize the fact that they created the Unicorn Latte
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Joe's Crab Shack to file for bankruptcy. Who would imagine that a restaurant that sells overpriced crap that's seasoned with leather shavings and redneck sweat would have trouble making a profit?
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Jerry Garcia's iconic "The Wolf" guitar will be auctioned 5/31 in New York City; it is expected to fetch $1.5 million dollars, with all proceeds going to the Southern Poverty Law Center
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bonilla explains that unbelievable NY Mets contract that still pays him $1.19 million every July 1 until 2035. Credit goes to his agent. Blame goes to the Mets investing with Bernie Madoff
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez says she "would be fine" if her career just went away. Which is exactly the same thing everyone else has been saying for years about Justin Bieber
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's what you REALLY don't want to hear a Representative say when a reporter asks him if he's aware that bill he just voted for cancelled a program that provided healthcare for 635,000 people in his home state: "No, explain that to me"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Presidential election media coverage causes New York Times to have its greatest quarterly growth in six years. Apparently Trump was right when he said he'd single-handedly be responsible for bringing back American business
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Netflix airs version of 1996 Bill Nye episode that remoed a segment claiming chromosomes determine gender
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Thu May 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAX's new private luxury terminal for the rich is the most obnoxiously LA thing ever
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Forget Rookie of the Year, Yankees' Aaron Judge is a genuine MVP candidate"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what happens if you take a drug called "Gray Death"
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Scientists now say it's okay to masturbate at work
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Wed May 03, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines collected $4.2 billion in baggage fees last year, which comes to about 2.67 billion dead giant rabbits if you're United
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Hillary, we'd like to talk to you about the 2016 election. Also CNN: God, why won't Hillary shut up about the 2016 election?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Failing" New York Times adds more than 300,000 digital subscriptions in first three months of 2017, higher than any other quarter in history
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FBI investigating whether FBI agents were leaking information on the investigation into Hillary Clinton's e-mails to Rudy Giuliani. One telling clue is that he admitted it on air
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Behold the 30 best MLB stadiums of all time. Although some were demolished before you were born, how many have you been to?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Forget fixing the economy, try fixing the concert ticket industry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't tell Elaine Benes, but Manhattan is getting a new area code
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If former Obama adviser David Axelrod had thrown any more shade at Hillary he would have caused an eclipse: "It takes a lot of work to lose to Donald Trump.. he was the least popular presidential candidate to win in the history of polling"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
1st time caller Toronto manager John Gibbons dials into Blue Jays radio sports talk show. "Hi, this is John from the Bronx"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps the President should stop tweeting responses to the candidate he beat in the election in the third person
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Dutch get ready to grab Trump by the whatever he has down there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope you like working overtime because the House just passed a law that employers no longer have to pay you time and a half for it. Instead they'll give you comp time, which you'll never be able to use because they need you for more overtime work
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Mike Brown will coach the Warriors tonight and into the foreseeable future. Draymond Green issues an emphatic "whatever"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
List of 2020 Democratic Contenders. Long story short: too old
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(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Colgate University in Upstate New York went on lockdown for over 4 hours last night because someone saw an art student enter the student center with a GLUE GUN for a project. Authorities believe the charges won't stick
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pols to Amtrak: Fix NYC's Penn Station ASAP. Amtrak: Ok, we've devised a plan where we can take six weeks to do major work over the summer while commuters are on vacation. Pols: AUGH. The disruptions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oh no, Vasily, all these suicides from people falling several flights of stairs onto waiting piles of bullets is making Putin seem suspicious
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When is it ok to say Trump is nuts? Now. Or yesterday. Tomorrow is a safe bet too
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
NYPD drill atop the Brooklyn Bridge sparks concern from onlookers, Gwen Stacy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trump thinks he's dealing with the Legion of Dictator Superheroes"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in MLB since 2014, New York Yankees allow the rare 2-run sacrifice fly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
-ure this marriage proposal at Fenway Park is
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Mon May 01, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Aziz Ansari discusses his "favorite" Kanye West albums
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like many citizens, Trump gets upset when reminded that Trump is President
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week four MLB rankings: The Cubs, whose 13-11 record would put them in second or third place in every division except their own, are somehow still the third best team in baseball
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC anti-AirBnB ad features local resident's emotional story about how out-of-town strangers are ruining her neighborhood, without mentioning she's an actress from New York City. NEW YORK CITY?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The documentary about international terrorist Julian Assange is the "clear frontrunner" for the Oscars
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The arrogance of blue state America towards working-class red state America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN admits Trump is right about media bias
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets treat their fans to 23 runs, 23 hits, and 7 home runs. Difficulty: All by the Washington Nationals
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Because women never win Oscars, right?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why is the New York Times denying climate change?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Rich states angry about Trump's tax plan. It will really hurt Trump's chances of victory in New York and California in 2020
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
What was the last concert you attended? Was it any good? Would you go see them again? Should everyone else? It's the Sunday Morning Music Club, concert edition
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is running out of customers' paychecks
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
While Roger Goodell might be a terrible person, he wouldn't go and wipe a booger on a handicapped girl, would he?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Faux News under investigation by the Justice Department AND the USPS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What have you learned from Trump's first 100 days in office?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Howard Stern predicted this would happen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Live: Trump regales the NRA with tales of his electoral college win and the possiblity of facing "Pocahontas" in 2020
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal authorities run nuclear response drills at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Which means next week you can look online for autographed game-worn army helmets
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
Farmers realize just what Donald Trump's immigration policies have done, blame him for the fact they can't find migrant workers to harvest crops
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't bogart those weed nails, my friend ...pass your fingers over to me
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Sports-section story you'll find in the Tennessean, but not in the New York Times: What to do if you come across a pygmy rattlesnake
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you a contractor interested in doing work on Trump's border wall? I hope you weren't planning on bidding on any state contracts in California, New York or Rhode Island afterwards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you happy to see me or are you carrying 23 pounds of cocaine in your pants?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Would you like to be part of the 1%? Here is how much you need to make in each state. WTF, North Dakota?
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(Cato Institute)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't know what NAFTA is
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Wed April 26, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Scientists believe that the earliest Americans may have been Neanderthals. I believe the last election proves they're still around
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having solved the Kenneth Frequency mystery, Dan Rather is back and is taking aim at Trump
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jonathan Demme, director of The Silence of the Lambs and Philadelphia, dead at 73
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
U.S. loses trade battle with Mexico over tuna. Trump to declare war on ocean
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The media bubble is real and terrifying
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Now-unclassified document reveals the NSA had been spying on American citizens with a blimp, saw what you did there, and there too. Well, at least that part of the government listens to the people
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: Federal judge blocks Trump's order denying funding to sanctuary cities
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry Bird in an Indy car. The only thing to make this more Indiana-like is if basketballs were being dragged from the car
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Crime fighting robots may be coming to a mall near you. You have thirty seconds to put down that Cinnabon
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(Economic Education Foundation)
 
 
 
You are richer than John D. Rockefeller
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to General Motors: No, you can't use bankruptcy to avoid lawsuits over deadly ignition defect
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
How Hollywood remembers Steve Bannon: "Who?"
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(Business of Fashion)
 
 
 
Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO Reed Hastings made $23.2 million in 2016
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Authorities in the NY Metro Area begin "Gotham Shield" nuclear response drills. FEMA is involved. You know what that means
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The US tobacco industry is climbing back after it almost died off in a puff of smoke
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?
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Sun April 23, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New York college has a 100% job-placement rate, 8:1 student-teacher ratio, no teaching assistants, and no tuition: But there's one small catch
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima plant sufficiently cleaned up so that 95 percent of site can be traversed without protective clothing, and cafeteria and convenience store are now open. "I used to eat cold rice balls. Hot meals make me happy and motivate me to work"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now more than ever the world needs Billy Joel, who hasn't recorded a proper pop album in over two decades--and that doesn't even count how we need him to add another five minutes of history into We Didn't Start the Fire
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(Boston Review)
 
 
 
Futurama was originally supposed to be a how-to guide. If anybody needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Bye Bye Bebe
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Somewhere at Google there is a database containing 25 million books and nobody is allowed to read them
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine man arrested in Virginia for trafficking in baby eels. It doesn't say if his hovercraft was impounded
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Man volunteers to be hooked up to a labor pain simulation machine, and it's a scream
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Week 1115 sounds like a killer, hope there's a bye in week 1116
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Subby will admit to stopping feeling sorry for Melania at $52M a year to keep her in New York instead of the White House, but, I can see how a piece in Vanity Fair could be sympathetic to a woman past her "checkout time" in Trump years
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Fri April 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Taxi drivers on tiny Block Island, off the coast of tiny Rhode Island, are fighting to keep Uber and Lyft on the mainland, and so far, they're winning
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(Vogue)
 
 
 
John Leguizamo's new show, Latin History for Morons, is "a 95-minute SparkNotes-style session highlighting everything from the Aztecs and Incas all the way up to Pitbull." Since there's no Chévere tag, Cool will have to do
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Revisiting Bill O'Reilly's novel about a newsman's revenge murder spree after losing a high-profile TV job
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Whiny liberal MSM media still complaining about the "excessive costs" of Trump's weekend getaways. Wait, it's the Washington Examiner? Oh dear
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter join forces to buy the Miami Marlins. Although Jeter might want to think twice about someone whose last business deal was spending $150 million to get just three convention delegates
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The Graduate" turns 50, bringing Mrs. Robinson and plastics that much closer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is everything you need to know about getting a tattoo, and we mean everything
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact rates the New York Times' tweet comparing the two photos of the Patriots visiting the White House as "Mostly False"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New United Airlines commercial runs at Radio City - "At first, the 6,000-strong crowd at the 16th Tribeca Film Festival sat in stunned silence. Then the laughter began"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like everyone else, ESPN thinks the Monday Night Football games stink
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mmm mmm dead
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they have smoked pot at some time in their life. The other 48% are still finishing the survey
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo made $783K in royalties on a book that sold fewer copies than the Esperanto version of Drew's book
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
N.Y. cigarettes, already the nation's priciest, may soon rise to $13 a pack. Warning: May be harmful to the financial health of tobacco companies
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB umpires to consider using microphones to explain their rulings. Which Cardinals fans have been waiting for since 1985 to hear Don Denkinger explain his call at first base
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Because gun laws aren't lax enough and the average American's life in danger from loose firearm regulations, the NRA now wants to push forth on National Reciprocity
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Want moar unreleased Prince music? List of bonus tracks and long-lost remixes for deluxe "Purple Rain" leaked seven weeks early
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Nuclear energy could soon be a thing of the past, as places like Three Mile Island may close soon. Is this a good thing or do you hate to see people lose their jobs?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not it's actually possible to make a television show about Maine that doesn't include lobster boats or lighthouses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
O'Reillexit
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BoA beats estimates on news you've got more to be cheated out of
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Nobody feels sorry for Alec Baldwin"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
UN worker accused of robbing banks during his lunch breaks
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly loves hot chocolate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
April the giraffe's live birth is the second most live-viewed channel in YouTube's history. Better luck next time, pilgrim
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the most generous tipper in America who tips workers 50%. "I'd rather put money in the hands of people on the low end of the scale than in some bureaucrat's hand who works for an organized charity"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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Mon April 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You are a candidate for NYC mayor, and you owe the state $500k taxes. Do you c) blame Muslims for your predicament?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Mandel breaks down the season six premiere of Veep [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Arthur Anderson, voice of Eustace Bagge, dies at age 93. Courage inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you live in Pennsylvania, New York, Indiana or Michigan, you get to join the good people of Ohio in playing Lunatic on the Loose as the police have no idea where he went. Stay safe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just like the president who appointed him, Neil Gorsuch may spend a good portion of his first day on the job not actually working
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1964, World's Fair visitors see the Ford Mustang. Volume 1, Edition 1
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Sun April 16, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wearing a bunny suit doesn't mean you won't get slapped for being a jerk, but if you're a police officer, you may want to restrain yourself
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelsey Plum, who broke NCAA scoring record, is drafted first by the WNBA, will now decide if that will be a more lucrative career move than using her college degree to land a minimum wage job
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How often will Jimmy Fallon break character? Will Melissa McCarthy return to Spice up our lives? Will anyone watch Harry Styles pretend to sing? Will Alec Baldwin trump all? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Any man who don't know who Clifton James was spends a night in the box
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Founder of The American Conservative says he is having "second thoughts" about voting for Trump as his vote wasn't for Jared and Ivanka's policies
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Babby R Formed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's nearly Easter, and President Trump has yet to find a DC church to celebrate it in yet. But it's challenging for him to find one with high enough denomination
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ten most hilarious thumbs-way-down restaurant reviews of the past decade. Guy Fieri is there, natch. And so is Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines: Be our guest, be our guest, put our bribes to the test
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Fri April 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Naked tickle me Elmo is a hoot
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
What a slow news day in Minneapolis may look like
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meet the man who inspired and fueled Trump's paranoia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From Friends to Seinfeld to Girls, which cast had the most realistic New York apartments in terms of layout and rent?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whoa whoa whoa watch it you Trump extremists, a moderate has bored into the president's ear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Stealth Caucus grabs more power in Trump's White House
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Thu April 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man explains why he won't date hot women anymore as though it was a choice he made and not a natural side effect of him being a douchebag
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
World's most notorious drug dealer, El Chapo, gets his own miniseries
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comey greenlights TV series to improve the FBI's public image. First episode to feature gripping, edge-of-your-seat tension as field agents race through Manhattan after a laptop Hillary Clinton may have once sneezed on
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While Silicon Valley robots specialize in delivering pizza or folding your laundry, Northrop Grumman is developing robots that save lives -- or, as with the Dallas cop-killer, terminate them
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump insiders swear up and down that Bannon is in no danger, so we should probably start taking bets on if he'll make it to Easter, or May even
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway goes off on an unhinged rant, snapping after being asked about Trump's ongoing feud with a New York Times reporter. "INAPPROPRIATE" she screamed before ripping off her flesh mask and going full Lich Queen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Madden is not too happy with the Oakland Raiders leaving for Las Vegas. "I would hate to be a coach to take a team in there"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yoenis Cespedes re-accommodates the baseball into the bleachers three times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On the day he resigned, former unpaid intern, Paul Manafort, took out several millions of dollars in loans from Trump-backed businesses. Possibly as payment for his services
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Body of Sheila Abdus-Salaam, first U.S. female Muslim judge, found in Hudson River. Tag is for the judge for overcoming so much
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because you need a daily driver that can pop a wheelie with stock equipment, Dodge conjures up the Demon for 2018
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new job opening. Difficulty: head of public relations for Uber. Wait, they had a head of PR?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly sudden vacation may have been less about the advertiser exodus and more about a sudden deluge of even more sexual harassment claims
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
SEC targets fake stock news on financial websites. Apparently they feel any fake financial news belongs only on annual corporate stock reports
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2013: 22% of Republicans and 38% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons. 2017: 86% of Republicans and 37% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Canadian rich guy offers Jane the Virgin star millions to sleep with him but she refuses. Says she can't be on the show if she's no longer a virgin. For God sake, it's in the title
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Creator of Charging Bull doesn't want Fearless Girl near his sculpture - which no one wanted when he put it there
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The New York Post shows editorial professionalism and restraint while reporting on a lawsuit filed against the New York Times... Just kidding
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly announces he's taking a pre-planned vacation
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Tue April 11, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Average MLB team is now worth $1.54 billion, 19% higher than just a year ago. New York Yankees? Double that number
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US official: FBI obtained a FISA warrant on former Trump advisor Carter Page
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Muslims are breeding faster than Christians. Tag explains the context of this story for your racist uncle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York spared from having an American psycho run for governor in 2018 as Trump Jr. wants to spend more time listening to Phil Collins-era Genesis
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Since getting a travel visa to the US has become virtually impossible, US Soccer officials decide now is the perfect time to bid for the World Cup
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
'Phony,' 'failing,' 'worthless' - here are all the names Trump has called this year's Pulitzer Prize winners
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In baseball news, Martha Stewart uses her magical powers of evil to ruin a perfect game
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(The 4th Estate)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter David Fahrenthold wins a Pulitzer prize for uncovering the scam otherwise known as Trump's charitable giving
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan basically dedicated the Buffalo Bills' 2016 season to resurrecting the reputation of his brother Rob. It backfired on Rex and they both got canned
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Mon April 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort got an illegal tax break on his New York area condo. Did this guy do anything legal?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When Trump or his allies says someone is "good people," they are usually bad people
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The View making comeback with more political talk. If they were any more political Whoopi and Joy would have been on the ballot last November
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The numbers don't lie - Buying a home still beats renting, even as house prices rise
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has already spent almost double Obama's annual travel budget. "If Trump keeps up the current pace of trips, he could spend $60 million in taxpayer cash solely to visit Mar-a-Lago this year"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's a list of everyone Hillary Clinton is blaming. Not on the list, Hillary Clinton
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
So, have you heard about the $81m missing from the New York Federal Reserve Bank? Because it seems like this should be a big story
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live is back from yet another month off to fill you in on the latest Trumpy Dumpys and remind you that Kel is extremely jealous of Keenan. Live from New York, it's Louis CK and the Chainsmokers at 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There must be someway outta here said the joker to the thief. there's too much confusion, I can't get no relief
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Adidas' first mass-produced 3D-printed sneaker looks like it had a problem with oozing and stringing
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Liberals now confused as Trudeau gives his full support to US airstrikes in Syria
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(MMA Fighting)
 
Boobies
 
NY State Athletic Commission declares Pearl Gonzalez ineligible to fight in UFC 210 tomorrow due to having breast implants. They informed her after weigh-ins
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post discovers that the real reason Trump is doing so poorly is that he's terrible at being President, at least that's what they are saying if you read between the lines
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton calls for US to bomb Syria
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton uses her first post-Election interview to tell us about how losing the election was totally not her fault
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump does more in two months than two YEARS of Obama