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Headlines matching 'New Year's Eve'
Sun January 29, 2012
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(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine Pub landlord suspended for serving pints "too full" of beer  (mirror.co.uk) (167)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Short List) Cool The 10 best director's cuts. List is incomplete until Garry Marshall's four hour redux of New Year's Eve is released  (shortlist.com) (171)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Celebitchy) Silly William Shatner : Rocket Man :: Joseph Gordon-Levitt : Hey Jude  (celebitchy.com) (19)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious 28-year-old mother of four banned from every nightclub in town for being "too old to wear skimpy outfits", having a face uglier than a bulldog's arse. With pics so you can judge for yourselves  (dailymail.co.uk) (½)


Wed January 18, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Lady Gaga claims to have invented 'avant-garde techno rock'. Only 35 years after Devo did it, close enough  (3news.co.nz) (84)


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Sun) Obvious Lady Gaga finally gets around to stealing Marilyn Monroe's style  (thesun.co.uk) (56)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Tapir Baby Daddy) Florida Ugly ass baby Tapir the first new year baby at the Tampa Zoo. With ugly ass pics  (southtampa.wtsp.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Asinine Shot in the eye, woman insists on finishing beer: priorities, gotta have 'em  (winnipegfreepress.com) (29)
(TC Palm) Florida Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Scary So, what's it like when your ambulance breaks down in Detroit late on New Year's Eve? Let's go to the video  (myfoxdetroit.com) (72)
(Guitar World) Amusing Lamb of God frontman announces Presidential candidacy. Now you've got someone to vote for  (guitarworld.com) (51)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Starpulse) Scary Concert promoter inks deal to have rapper Nas perform in Angola on New Year's Eve. Nas misses his flight and doesn't make it to the show. That's a-kidnapping  (starpulse.com) (51)
(New York Daily News) Hero A recently widowed teen mom shot and killed a burglar to protect her 3-month-old son on New Year's Eve after asking the 911 operator for permission to fire  (nydailynews.com) (746)
(The Smoking Gun) Video The best video of a New Year's Eve melee at a Chinese restaurant in Montreal ever  (thesmokinggun.com) (34)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup The guy busted with the backpack full of explosives at a TX airport on New Year's Eve is now looking less like a scary terrorist and more like a Special Forces demolition expert planning some awesome fireworks for his buddies  (news.yahoo.com) (102)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Some Pirate) Florida Today's pirate ship runs aground with 100 tourists aboard brought to you by ClearwatAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR   (wtsp.com) (28)
(Want - Want - Want - Want) Cool They are auctioning off the first 10 prototype Raspberry Pi boards on eBay, but more importantly, the auction indicates they will be selling them retail in a month  (raspberrypi.org) (30)
(News.com.au) Scary Sure, you've been drunk. But have you ever been "dislocated your jaw vomiting" drunk?  (news.com.au) (46)
(Oregon Live) Amusing It's Klingon versus Stormtrooper in Portland's annual Star Trek v Star Wars blood drive (w/pic of basement dwellers in full nerd regalia)  (oregonlive.com) (58)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Florida Lebron gets engaged on New Year's Eve, finally guaranteed a ring  (chicagotribune.com) (28)
(Deadline) Followup Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol rings in New Year as the weekend's #1 film, passing $300 million globally. Sherlock Holmes is a steady #2, and New Year's Eve proves to be an even bigger bust than anticipated  (deadline.com) (69)
(MSNBC) Cool The nerdy drinking gadgets no self-respecting Farker's mom's basement should be without  (gadgetbox.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy Fark-ready headline: Now free of rats, Decatur-area restaurant reopens  (ajc.com) (38)
(Daily Mail) Interesting The Doctor to marry woman who played the role of his daughter. Same woman also happens to be The Doctor's daughter in real life and already has a child with The Doctor. Surprisingly, none of this happened in Dixie  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Hero We shall fight at the drive-thru, we shall fight at the tables and by the deep fryer, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the kitchen, we shall defend our Wendy's, whatever the cost may be  (ajc.com) (78)
(Some Guy) Amusing Snoop Dogg was excited to be in Australia for his New Year's Eve performance. Until he saw the electric-blue Ford Falcon they sent to pick him up at the airport. "I ain't riding in that"  (couriermail.com.au) (86)
(Washington Post) Interesting This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?  (washingtonpost.com) (36)
(CTV) Caturday If your cats eat your hamburger, please don't call 911 to request a replacement. Officials say they suspect alcohol was a factor. Subby thinks it sounds like it's time for the New Year's Eve Caturday thread  (ctv.ca) (lots)


Fri December 30, 2011
(AccuWeather) Interesting Sea foam looks more like faux snow. Seriously, people in the UK are sliding around like crazy in a sea foam blizzard. This isn't snow, it's sea foam  (accuweather.com) (42)
(TMZ) Followup Lindsay Lohan says she will not be partying in Dubai for New Year's Eve, that there's plenty of crank available right here on the good ol' US of A  (tmz.com) (39)
(Yahoo) Followup Life imitates Fark headline  (news.yahoo.com) (17)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Best Korea photoshopped Dear Leader's funeral procession  (news.yahoo.com) (114)
(Discover) Dumbass Sick of Dick Clark's New Year's Eve show? This'll make you - and everyone - sicker  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (128)
(Yahoo) Amusing Hey South, thanks for coming to the funeral, it would have meant a lot to dad knowing you're here. Say listen I know this is a little awkward but you don't have a couple of bucks I could borrow? Just maybe gas money to the cemetery?  (news.yahoo.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Interesting So you're a king eh?, Tell me, what's the monarching business pay these days? Really? Do you get medical and dental too? Nice  (news.yahoo.com) (37)
(Yahoo) Silly Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology  (news.yahoo.com) (106)
(io9) Cool Ecuador prepares for the traditional New Year's incineration of Incredible Hulk and Papa Smurf  (io9.com) (4)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Warming Glow) Survey "If you could choose anyone to host a New Year's Eve special, who would it be? Would you go the obvious route and pick Alison Brie? Would you reunite the casts of Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Party Down to do the honors?"  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (113)
(The Superficial) Followup Remember how Lindsay Lohan said she was turning down offers to host New Year's Eve parties and attempting to avoid dangerously high BAC levels? Yeah, about that  (thesuperficial.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Strange It turns out that walking drunk is 8 times more dangerous per mile than driving drunk  (marketplace.org) (65)


Tue December 27, 2011
(TMZ) Strange Lindsay Lohan shoots up big paydays for New Year's Eve. I'm sorry, "shoots down." Lindsay Lohan shoots down big paydays for New Year's Eve. Honest mistake  (tmz.com) (24)


Sat December 24, 2011
(AZCentral) Spiffy Duuuuuuuude. I love to roll my own. Wait, what were we talking about again?  (azcentral.com) (21)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Obvious US Coast Guard issues stern warning about overweight American's gross tonnage  (palmbeachpost.com) (55)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Deadline) Followup Although it's one of the worst reviewed films of the year, New Year's Eve finally manages to shove a stake through Twilight, taking the #1 spot at the box office while The Sitter flops and The Muppets hang on to the #4 spot  (deadline.com) (86)


Sat December 10, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Coldplay announces new North American tour. Dozens of North American fans rejoice  (upi.com) (37)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Radar Magazine) Sad Val Kilmer ate all the huckleberries  (radaronline.com) (85)

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