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Headlines matching 'New Year's Day'
Tue January 24, 2012
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Jilted lover discovers new use for plastic pink flamingo. No not that kind of use, we're talking more along the lines of a battering ram. With pics
(
blogs.tcpalm.com
)
(29)
Fri January 20, 2012
Magician trying to build a safer saw makes his finger disappear
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(55)
Fri January 06, 2012
The same security camera that captured a man stealing a family's Christmas presents also captures him returning them two days later with an apology note. Unclear if you can see his heart grow three sizes
(
cbsnews.com
)
(13)
Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Tapir Baby Daddy)
Ugly ass baby Tapir the first new year baby at the Tampa Zoo. With ugly ass pics
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southtampa.wtsp.com
)
(37)
Tue January 03, 2012
Seven-year-old girl attacked by kangaroo, Jack
(
rawstory.com
)
(41)
Dude, dude, moobs just like a lady ♫
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(57)
Now, I'm not saying this is proof that the Queen of England regularly engages in the practice of ritual human sacrifice, but..,
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(67)
Man in prison for stealing vehicles escapes by stealing a vehicle
(
latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(41)
Mon January 02, 2012
Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread
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scores.espn.go.com
)
(lots)
Eating squash soup 'til you get sick may not sound like a good way to celebrate New Year's, but then, you ancestors weren't enslaved by the French and denied squash soup, were they?
(
npr.org
)
(18)
In the weird world of the NFL, the Colts finally win by losing
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(35)
17-going-on-34-year-old Courtney Stodden attempts to look sexy while shopping at a book store
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(198)
That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo
(
cbsnews.com
)
(246)
(Some Mac Guy)
New Steve Jobs action figure comes with kung-fu grip for your wallet
(
couriermail.com.au
)
(26)
It's Klingon versus Stormtrooper in Portland's annual Star Trek v Star Wars blood drive (w/pic of basement dwellers in full nerd regalia)
(
oregonlive.com
)
(58)
Sun January 01, 2012
Xenu cackles as high-ranking Sea Org officer opens 2012 by turning on the Church of Scientology via 12,000 emails
(
blogs.villagevoice.com
)
(129)
Swedish woman finds long lost ring, now with one additional karat
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(34)
Thu December 29, 2011
Old and busted: leap days. New hotness: leap weeks
(
wired.com
)
(103)
Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy)
It turns out that walking drunk is 8 times more dangerous per mile than driving drunk
(
marketplace.org
)
(65)
Tue December 13, 2011
On New Year's Day San Francisco to become first U.S city to top $10/hour minimum wage. Movie ushers can now afford that double wide fridge box
(
philly.com
)
(104)
Fri November 25, 2011
Put on your tin foil hats, friends, because malls are starting to track where and how long you shop by using your cell phone signal
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(114)
Tue November 15, 2011
(FNH)
Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri to cohost Food Network celebrity cooking contest on New Year's Day, featuring "celebrities" Coolio, Taylor Dayne, and Summer Sanders
(
foodnetworkhumor.com
)
(70)
Sun November 13, 2011
On Tuesday, 82% of Atlanta voters supported Sunday sales of alcohol. Those voters still cannot buy alcohol on Sunday
(
ajc.com
)
(125)
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