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42 headlines found matching 'New Year'
Thu March 16, 2017
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(Some Jiffy Man)
 
 
 
Everyone in Ohio can relax now, a 70-pound, $700 popcorn ball that was stolen has been returned
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
New year, same Gary Sanchez: Yankees slugger launches a batting practice blast off scoreboard. It's never too early for a nice long home run
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After 4 weeks, more than a third of Americans have now abandoned their 'New Year, new workout' resolutions. Anyone want to buy a gym membership? Cheap
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Tue January 24, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
If you're fortunate enough to live in a city with a Chinatown, or at least a decent Chinese restaurant or two, here are 10 dishes you need to try for the upcoming New Years, and why you should
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Gung hay fat choy.. and welcome to the year of the fire rooster. Do you have any recipes to celebrate Chinese New Year? Share to the right
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Mon January 16, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Most Germans don't think racial profiling is a problem. This is not a repeat from 1933
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Thu January 12, 2017
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Golden retriever saves owner from freezing to death after he slipped and broke his neck on New Year's Eve. Your dog gets a lifetime of steak
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(Komo)
 
 
 
How not to film Seattle's Space Needle with a drone. Bonus: Drone POV
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Science says it is actually totally OK if your New Year's resolution to work out daily only lasted 3 days
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Happy New Year from the IRS: If you claim earned income tax credit or the additional child tax credit, your refund will be late
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you insist on starting the New Year by abstaining from alcohol for the month, but do you have to make it worse by calling it 'Drynuary?'
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Don Lemon is still drunk from New Year's Eve
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Good news - 77% of all New Year's resolutions are still being kept after the first week of the year. Bad news - 23% actually had the financial means to make the move out of the country after the November election
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Wed January 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkey faces a tourist exodus due to recent terror attacks, as all three people cut their vacations short
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My godson drove drunk on New Year's Eve and crashed his vehicle; his passenger died, but my godson will live. He is charged with DWI and manslaughter; I am at a loss what to say. He killed someone. What is the right thing to do?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, if it's true you should spend midnight of New Year's Eve doing what you want to be doing all year, this guy apparently wants to spend 2017 incredibly intoxicated and clinging to the roof of a police cruiser
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Ten dolphins rescued from Cape Cod on New Year's Day, sent back to Miami to take their beating
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Before we put 2016 completely behind us, THIS may be the world's most awkward New Year countdown ever, courtesy of an Australian television show
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huma Abedin rang in the new year Weinerless
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Ok, last time: If you shoot a gun into the air to celebrate New Year's Eve, shoot straight up and make sure you're standing directly underneath it when it comes back down to solve the problem you insisted on creating
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything about Obama and Trump's political messages summed up in two very different presidential New Year's tweets
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough denies he spent New Year's Eve partying with his best bud Donald Trump
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nothing whatsoever happened last New Years Eve in Cologne. But they still deployed 1,500 police officers this year to round up men who look North African. Just in case
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you didn't celebrate New Year's Eve with 200 other people in an elevator shaft rave, you wasted your night
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You may be feeling just about partied out today, but Scots have just begun their annual three-day national festival of drinking whiskey, setting stuff on fire and jumping in rivers
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Lake Superior State University unveils its annual list of banned words, which includes "bigly," "fleek," and for some reason "bête noire," which was a damned fine Bryan Ferry album
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Briitsh network tries to revive tradition of airing horse racing on New Year's Day, won't be doing that again, as the coverage is called "more divisive than Brexit" and "ITV has done to racing what Chris Evans did to Top Gear." Ouch
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hey, it's New Year's Day & that means pond hockey on a grand scale somewhere. Today that's in Toronto as the Maple Leafs celebrate their 100th year by hosting the Detroit Red Wings. The game's at 3pm ET so there's lots of time to deal with that hangover
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Now that pot is legal in California, Hollywood officially changes its name to Hollyweed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there aren't any Bowl games today on New Year's Day, as there usually are, it's because in 1893, Rose Parade organizers didn't want to scare the horses that people rode to church
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: New Year's Day
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Besides losing weight, can you guess the next 4 most popular New Year's resolutions? If you can't, it's okay, since most people break them within the first week
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth may be too ill to attend church on New Year's Day
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
2017 New Year's Resolution: civil disobedience
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The new year's eve/day fixtures mean no rest for the EPL with Hull hosting the Toffees to start proceedings & a top 3 tussle tomorrow with Liverpool & Citeh. And can Big Sam's new charges turn a corner at the Emirates on Sunday?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I know things that other people don't know about hacking," claims Donald Trump, straight-faced
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Sat December 31, 2016
(ABC)
 
 
 
So what are you doing for New Year's Eve? Will you countdown with the crowd? Who will you kiss once the clock strikes midnight? It is your New Year's Eve thread, and Happy New Year to you all
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news to help bring in the new year: There's now 'overwhelming evidence' that Planet X is going to destroy Earth in 2017
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(Time)
 
 
 
The origins of the New Year's Eve ball drop
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember back when men were men and women smoked fine cigars, we would ring in the New Year's by snorting cocaine off an escort's butt before using a sword to uncork a bottle of champagne? Now the night's all about 'cuddle parties'
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman bequeaths her entire estate of $1.2 million dollars to help homeless shelter pets in Tennessee, ensuring they will have a very happy new year on Caturday
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contests
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