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57 headlines found matching 'New Year'
Fri February 16, 2018
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More popular than that narcoleptic bard you rolled last week it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to the Steam Lunar New Year sale. What have you been playing? On a side note what's the first game you remember buying with your own money?
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Sun February 11, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what is Chinese New Year? Why is it not in January? What can we learn about the year of the dog? And more
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Happy new year, race fans. Watch Fernando Alonso and the rest of field take on the Rolex 24 at Daytona. Race begins 2:30pm ET on Fox
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're 24 days into the new year, and we've already had 11 school shootings. At this rate, we'll have 167 school shootings by Dec. 31st
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Street)
 
 
 
20 low-calorie beers for your New Year's resolution. Two article features: can be viewed as a single page, and also lists ABV for each
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Tue January 16, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you haven't already, it's almost time to officially ditch your New Year's resolutions
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The stock market never goes down anymore, it's too crowded
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Thu January 11, 2018
(myAJC)
 
 
 
Your New Years' resolution to eat better has already been shot to hell. Why do you even try?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When seeking insurance money to renovate your house, you can light a match, or you can Airbnb it to a 23-year-old on New Year's Eve. As long as you sternly specify "No Parties," it will all look totally legit
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Hedgehog goes on a diet. This is not about Ron Jeremy's New Year resolutions
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
We have our first fatal Walmart fight of the new year
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember Philip Morris International's New Year's resolution to give up cigarettes? Apparently they're not exactly going cold turkey
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Mt. Saint Helens that New Years Eve was over days ago and it's time to go to sleep
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears Holdings announces 103 more store closings. Happy New Year
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Being resolute in your New Year's resolutions" - Why do our New Year's resolutions always fail?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's getting drunk and stupid on New Year's Eve ...and then there's getting drunk and taking a £1,640 cab ride through three countries stupid
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Sure, you probably choked your chicken on New Year's Eve ... but 20 of them? New Year's Stupidity Trifecta in play
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Well, at least the oil industry had a good start to the new year
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
SnapChat geofences its New Year Party, preventing pictures from its own celebration on their site. So, let's go see what happened...on Instagram
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Running a stop sign with 2x the legal limit of alcohol in your blood is no way to celebrate New Years, Your Honor
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Just like the first baby of the new year, we have the first celebratory bullet fired into the air and landing in someone's home
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
California twins born in different years
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(Some Legal Eagle)
 
 
 
"The president of the United States remains the principal threat in the world to the national security of the United States." Happy New Year and sleep well, Farkers
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Mon January 01, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teen kills his family with a semi-automatic on New Year's Eve. NRA names him teen of the year
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"I spent New Year's Eve at Guy Fieri's infamous Times Square restaurant on its last night ever, eating cheese squares"
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
New Year and New Hope in WWE. Will Vince keep his resolution building toward a Brock-Roman Mania? Will tonight feature Big Show in a diaper? Will the women do something historic before the historic rumble match? WWE Raw 8pm ET USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's tea time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump uses his first Tweet of 2018 to wish everyone a Happy New Year and urge people around the world to focus on showing humble civility to one another. Ha, I fooled you. Oh, I didn't fool you? Oh well. I tried. Happy New Year, though
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CNN showed drug usage live on television during their New Year's Eve coverage
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alright, all you dumbasses who got too drunk for New Year's ...here's how you fess up for drinking too much booze
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, how much did Mariah Carey make for her 10 minute Times Square New Year's Eve performance? Are you sitting down?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wishes his friends, enemies, Fox News, the fake media, and everyone a happy New Year. He thinks he's being gracious, folks
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Old and busted: building offshore tax havens. New (Zealand) hotness: building offshore drinking havens
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which New Year's Eve special are you going to watch? Which celebrities performed the best? Where are you on this evening as we b-b-bring in the New Year? It is your New Year's Eve thread. Happy New Year everyone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Increase your drinking quota? Decrease your fapping quota? What do YOU hope to accomplish this year? It's your official New Years resolutions thread
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, stupid, and holed up in a hotel with an AR-15, shotgun, handgun, and troves of ammunition above an outdoor New Year's Eve celebration is no way to go through life, son
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
It's officially Happy New Year 2018 in New Zealand and let's check in to see...wow are they ALL Farkers over there?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
This is it. The last week of the NFL regular season. All games have been aligned. No staggering (except for you after a day of drinking into New Year's Eve). Meaningful and meaningless games ahead. NFL discussion thread
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Time for another "pickle incident" as Dillsburg, Pa cancels their New Year's pickle drop. It is just too cold to whip out the old pickle in Pennsylvania this year
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Sat December 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Year's Eve in Times Square is a urine-soaked hell, so get there early
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mother Nature will kick off the New Year by raising a blood-red Supermoon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday is a bit busy starting at 10 a.m. EST with either Stoke at Chelsea or Leicester at Liverpool. At 12:30, the Saints are at Old Trafford. Sunday action starts at 7 a.m. with City at Palace. It's an EPL New Year's Weekend Discussion Thread
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Fri December 29, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's colder than a witch's elbow out there, so let's warm up with 11 NHL games slated for tonight. Is your team playing tonight? Who will star on this New Years' Eve weekend? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump ramble on? Will we start the new year with an indictment? Will the RNC get a call from RICO? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Police: Please don't celebrate New Year's by randomly shooting at the sky
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(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
If you blow yourself up cooking homemade fireworks where you can buy legal fireworks, you might be from Alabama
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Thu December 28, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Three women jailed for stealing $600 worth of Flonase and baby formula. So much for *that* New Years Eve party
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Wed December 27, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In case it is a light afternoon between Xmas and New Year's, watch to see if Manchester City will continue their historic campaign at St. James' Park, where they last lost in 2005. Kickoff at 2:45 pm ET
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The fall of unhindering makes way for the winter of Rusev Days. Who will end up in a Boxing Day match? How long will Shane cut a promo for? Will Smark Christmas make way for Mark New Year? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
To preserve competitive balance, NFL dumps Sunday Night Football on Week 17, keeping all key games in afternoon and freeing up New Year's Eve on NBC for more Carson Daly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, Christmas is finally here, and you know what that means. Yes, Easter egg displays in stores
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you rely on a blind mystic to help you make your upcoming year decisions, you are in luck. It's time for annual twisting Baba Vanga's ramblings to match events in the new year
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump leaning strongly toward cleaning house with the start of the new year, getting rid of all the people he doesn't trust and bringing in some more sycophants, er... new staffers
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This New Year's you should eat long noodles because the longer the noodle, the longer you'll live. And also eat bagels because their circular shape represent the year coming full circle. And if you're still hungry eat a whole fish
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Tennesseans won't be able to buy wine and liquor around the major holidays, repair Fark servers
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
And yet another new source for FARK headlines
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant offers two of the greatest things ever, chicken and pickleball
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