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Sat January 28, 2012
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The 10 best director's cuts. List is incomplete until Garry Marshall's four hour redux of New Year's Eve is released
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shortlist.com
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Thu January 26, 2012
How are you doing on your New Year's resolutions?
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fark.com
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(127)
Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy)
The mayor of the capital of Iceland, a comedian and founder of the Best Party, writes what could possibly be the most intelligent and insightful welcome to the New Year, ever
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grapevine.is
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(52)
Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Tapir Baby Daddy)
Ugly ass baby Tapir the first new year baby at the Tampa Zoo. With ugly ass pics
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southtampa.wtsp.com
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(37)
Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time
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blogs.tcpalm.com
)
(10)
(Some Guy)
So, what's it like when your ambulance breaks down in Detroit late on New Year's Eve? Let's go to the video
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myfoxdetroit.com
)
(72)
Wed January 04, 2012
Concert promoter inks deal to have rapper Nas perform in Angola on New Year's Eve. Nas misses his flight and doesn't make it to the show. That's a-kidnapping
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starpulse.com
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(51)
A recently widowed teen mom shot and killed a burglar to protect her 3-month-old son on New Year's Eve after asking the 911 operator for permission to fire
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nydailynews.com
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(746)
The best video of a New Year's Eve melee at a Chinese restaurant in Montreal ever
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thesmokinggun.com
)
(34)
Tue January 03, 2012
(Some Guy)
Just starting up a new gym routine as part of your New Year's resolutions? Here is your full list of gym etiquette, and for the love of all that is holy, pay attention to #5
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joethepeacock.blogspot.com
)
(755)
The guy busted with the backpack full of explosives at a TX airport on New Year's Eve is now looking less like a scary terrorist and more like a Special Forces demolition expert planning some awesome fireworks for his buddies
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news.yahoo.com
)
(102)
Hipster resolves to spend 30 minutes a day without his iPhone. New York Times publishes his New Year's resolution
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bits.blogs.nytimes.com
)
(133)
Mon January 02, 2012
Buffalo Bills court jester Stevie Johnson is in trouble again, this time for writing 'Happy New Year' on his t-shirt
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sports.yahoo.com
)
(27)
Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread
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scores.espn.go.com
)
(½)
12-year-old boy in critical condition after being hit in head by celebratory New Year gunshot fired from miles away. Police are baffled, but seek someone who likes Skyrim a lot
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(77)
Eating squash soup 'til you get sick may not sound like a good way to celebrate New Year's, but then, you ancestors weren't enslaved by the French and denied squash soup, were they?
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npr.org
)
(18)
Super-volcano under German lake about to erupt and destroy Europe. Happy New Year
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(93)
Sun January 01, 2012
Lebron gets engaged on New Year's Eve, finally guaranteed a ring
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chicagotribune.com
)
(28)
If you live in California, you just got 760 new laws today. Happy New Year
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latimes.com
)
(165)
Happy New Year, everyone. Once again, here's Dan Fogelberg's classic, heartwarming tune Same Old Lang Syne...reenacted by Legos
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youtube.com
)
(10)
101 ways to save money in the new year. "Stop buying stupid crap you don't need" conspicuously absent
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seattletimes.nwsource.com
)
(195)
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol rings in New Year as the weekend's #1 film, passing $300 million globally. Sherlock Holmes is a steady #2, and New Year's Eve proves to be an even bigger bust than anticipated
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deadline.com
)
(69)
Iran produces its first nuclear fuel rod. Happy New Year
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foxnews.com
)
(190)
Another New Year, another 7.0 earthquake for Japan
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abcnews.go.com
)
(85)
Sat December 31, 2011
Happy New Year everyone -Drew
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fark.com
)
(1137)
(Some Wishful Thinker)
Photoshop your New Years Resolution (Link goes to Subby's Resolution, regardless of how unlikely he is to succeed.)
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images54.fotki.com
)
(15)
(Some Guy)
Snoop Dogg was excited to be in Australia for his New Year's Eve performance. Until he saw the electric-blue Ford Falcon they sent to pick him up at the airport. "I ain't riding in that"
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couriermail.com.au
)
(86)
This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?
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washingtonpost.com
)
(36)
Put down that third doughnut and read the five reasons your New Year's resolutions will fail
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cracked.com
)
(51)
If your cats eat your hamburger, please don't call 911 to request a replacement. Officials say they suspect alcohol was a factor. Subby thinks it sounds like it's time for the New Year's Eve Caturday thread
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ctv.ca
)
(1377)
Fri December 30, 2011
Lindsay Lohan says she will not be partying in Dubai for New Year's Eve, that there's plenty of crank available right here on the good ol' US of A
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tmz.com
)
(39)
Thu December 29, 2011
Sick of Dick Clark's New Year's Eve show? This'll make you - and everyone - sicker
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blogs.discovermagazine.com
)
(128)
2012 is only hours away. Here's the shortlist of monsters and UFOs most likely to ruin John Cusack's New Year
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livescience.com
)
(10)
Ecuador prepares for the traditional New Year's incineration of Incredible Hulk and Papa Smurf
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io9.com
)
(4)
Wed December 28, 2011
"If you could choose anyone to host a New Year's Eve special, who would it be? Would you go the obvious route and pick Alison Brie? Would you reunite the casts of Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Party Down to do the honors?"
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warmingglow.uproxx.com
)
(113)
Remember how Lindsay Lohan said she was turning down offers to host New Year's Eve parties and attempting to avoid dangerously high BAC levels? Yeah, about that
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thesuperficial.com
)
(46)
Tue December 27, 2011
Lindsay Lohan shoots up big paydays for New Year's Eve. I'm sorry, "shoots down." Lindsay Lohan shoots down big paydays for New Year's Eve. Honest mistake
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tmz.com
)
(24)
Durham, NC billboard reminds residents not to fire guns to celebrate New Year's. Still no billboard reminding them that Duke sucks
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wral.com
)
(29)
Sat December 17, 2011
New Year opossum drop draws rednecks, ire of PETA
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newsobserver.com
)
(51)
Tue December 13, 2011
On New Year's Day San Francisco to become first U.S city to top $10/hour minimum wage. Movie ushers can now afford that double wide fridge box
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philly.com
)
(104)
Sun December 11, 2011
Although it's one of the worst reviewed films of the year, New Year's Eve finally manages to shove a stake through Twilight, taking the #1 spot at the box office while The Sitter flops and The Muppets hang on to the #4 spot
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deadline.com
)
(86)
Sat December 03, 2011
It's not too late to make plans to come to Eastport, Maine and watch the Great Sardine drop for New Years. "Oh, yeah, it's good luck to kiss the fish"
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sunjournal.com
)
(21)
Wed November 30, 2011
We're all cynical this time of year but Neil Diamond and John Lennon remind you to have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with a pretty cool video. WAR IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT KIDS
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youtube.com
)
(20)
Tue November 15, 2011
(FNH)
Rachael Ray and Guy Fieri to cohost Food Network celebrity cooking contest on New Year's Day, featuring "celebrities" Coolio, Taylor Dayne, and Summer Sanders
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foodnetworkhumor.com
)
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