Headlines matching 'New Jersey'
Mon March 15, 2010
Sat March 13, 2010
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NJ town wants Mystery Knitter to apply for permit, clearly infringing on her constitutional right to keep and bear yarn (nj.com)
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Fri March 12, 2010
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NJ cops use dead deer as bait in sting operation to catch a large feline that apparently drops ten-dollar bills (nj.com)
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NJ man runs across tracks to catch a train. Catches it smack in the face (nj.com)
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Tue March 09, 2010
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Victor Davis Hanson notes that one reason for American exceptionalism may be that we did not inherit from England "a large underclass of only quasi-free people attached to barons as serfs." (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)
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Grizzly bears starting turf war with Polar bears on Hudson Bay. Stephen Colbert last seen running in terror towards New Jersey (npr.org)
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Mon March 08, 2010
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Big Booty Mommas 6: Hot Butt-Caulking Action (nj.com)
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Sun March 07, 2010
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Does a school have the right to punish a student for an act committed on the weekend? Welcome to New Jersey (npr.org)
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Thu March 04, 2010
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Lebron James is going to play with new jersey next season. No, not that New Jersey (sports.yahoo.com)
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Wed March 03, 2010
Fri February 19, 2010
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NJ Nets trade themselves to Newark (nj.com)
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Pod of dolphins swims 12 miles up New Jersey river, mocks mankind for watching "Jersey Shore" (upi.com)
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Thu February 18, 2010
Wed February 17, 2010
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Class warfare through tax policy may make progressives feel warm and cozy inside, but it hurts state economies: New Jersey lost $70 billion in wealth as the rich fled high income tax rates (nj.com)
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The Nets get one for the thumb (news.yahoo.com)
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Sun February 14, 2010
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In New Jersey, eco-friendly funerals are in style - cement goulashes are out (nj.com)
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Sat February 13, 2010
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Can Danica hang with the likes of Earnhardt Jr or Tony Stewart? Your Drive4COPD 300 at Daytona discussion thread (nationwide.nascar.com)
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Thu February 11, 2010
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In their last game before the All-Star Break, the Nets keep pace to match the 1972-73 76ers all-time losing record. The good news? Only 1,016 saw it (sports.espn.go.com)
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Tue February 09, 2010
Sat February 06, 2010
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Not news: Devils win News: by scoring 3 goals in the last 3 minutes Fark: with the last 2 goals in the last 30 seconds (msn.foxsports.com)
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Fri February 05, 2010
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"Mr. Smoot could not be reached. Calls to his office in New Jersey were returned by a spokeswoman who insisted that her name was Zoe Hamburger." (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)
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Thu February 04, 2010
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Atlanta Thrashers sell their souls and Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils (sports.espn.go.com)
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Children are reminded not to take candy from strangers. Even if they have delicious Skittles® and Starburst® candies (nj.com)
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New Jersey Nets assistant coach Del Harris makes the smartest decision all season -- he quits (sports.yahoo.com)
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Wed February 03, 2010
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Senator Orrin Hatch says Guantanamo is "pretty nice compared to Illinois"; New Jersey is enjoying the schadenfreude (swamppolitics.com)
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Sat January 30, 2010
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Pudgy male pols are considered more reliable and honest than their thinner counterparts. In other news, NJ has their most honest governor ever (nydailynews.com)
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Wed January 27, 2010
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Passaic County SWAT team gets a $400,000 armored vehicle. It's airtight, with a 10-hour air supply, making it especially useful for driving down the NJ Turnpike (nj.com)
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Sat January 23, 2010
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Don't put the sun tan lotion away just yet - 'Jersey Shore' finale shatters MTV records. We got a situation (nj.com)
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Fri January 15, 2010
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Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return flights (huffingtonpost.com)
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Thu January 14, 2010
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Congratulations 8-year-old Cub Scout Mikey Hicks, you are a terrorist (wcbstv.com)
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Wed January 13, 2010
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Mother goes to school board meeting to complain about boys pulling down her 13-year-old daughter's pants. Superintendent: Was she wearing a thong? Fark: Mom gets arrested for normal parent's reaction to the question (myfoxny.com)
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Tue January 12, 2010
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Orange man charged in New Jersey shooting. That certainly narrows it down to the entire state (nj.com)
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Dumbass tag trumps fail tag as three men use a stun gun to kidnap a man and take him 1200 miles away, only to find out they kidnapped the wrong man (news-leader.com)
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Sat January 09, 2010
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Self-important ass-douche who caused the shutdown of Newark Liberty Airport has been identified and arrested. He's a doctoral student at Rutgers who had to be at the gym in 26 minutes (suntimes.com)
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Fri December 25, 2009
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Where should a father take his reunited son he barely knows who speaks little English to avoid the press, c) Disney World on the busiest day of the year (nydailynews.com)
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Thu December 24, 2009
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New Jersey asks MTV to cancel Jersey Shore. Rest of the country asks Congress to cancel New Jersey (msnbc.msn.com)
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Wed December 23, 2009
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New Jersey initiates "Silver Alert" system to help locate missing seniors. Plans for an "Orange Alert" system abandoned after MTV beat them to the punch (nj.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
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New Jersey's Republican governor-elect to slash state spending and programs by 25 percent. Essential programs such as hair gel subsidies are exempt (nj.com)
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Tue December 15, 2009
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NJ pharmacist charged with stealing 3,670 Valium. Asked to comment, he said, "Mmmrrrphhlll" and lolled his head around (nj.com)
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Wed December 09, 2009
Fri December 04, 2009
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Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Talk about a dubious honor (contactmusic.com)
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Wed December 02, 2009
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0-18. New Jersey Nets = Detroit Lions of basketball (espn.go.com)
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New Jersey likely to legalize medical marijuana, which can help to alleviate the pain of having to live in New Jersey (online.wsj.com)
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Sun November 29, 2009
Sat November 28, 2009
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New Jersey Nets plummet to 0-16, losing to lowly Sacramento Kings. Two non-wins away from history (sports.yahoo.com)
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Wed November 25, 2009
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Good: New Jersey Nets close in on NBA record. Bad: It's the record for most consecutive losses to start a season (sports.yahoo.com)
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Tue November 24, 2009
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"Jersey Shore" a guido-fied Real World, may be cancelled before it airs its first episode. Then again, it's on MTV so it will probably run for thirteen years (msnbc.msn.com)
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