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Headlines matching 'New Jersey'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(NYPost) Stupid New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind  (nypost.com) (118)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting NJ bill would require kids to stay in school until age 18, leaving those who actually graduate when they are 17 in an awkward predicament  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (171)


Thu February 02, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious NJ power station spills 10,000 gallons of mineral oil. Hazmat teams describe the scene as "regular"  (nj.com) (58)
(NJ.com) Dumbass N.J. Democratic lawmakers: "Shame on Chris Christie for abusing the Port Authority for patronage. (Psst, hey Port Authority, how about some patronage?)"  (nj.com) (13)


Tue January 31, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Lazy New Jerseyans don't like pumping their own gas or using parking meters where you have to walk back to your car to put the receipt in the windshield  (nj.com) (114)
(UPI) Strange Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him  (upi.com) (14)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Man who lost rowboat off the Massachusetts coast surprised when Spain calls asking when he'll swing by to come pick it up  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (44)
(Fox Sports) Amusing Camel picks next Super Bowl winner. Subby thinks they should extend this to the GOP nomination process  (msn.foxsports.com) (13)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Obvious For the 75th year in a row, the Chamber of Commerce train leaves New Jersey for its yearly 'Walk to Washington' event. Otherwise known as the schmooooooooooooooze train  (nj.com) (10)


Tue January 24, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass "'Sometimes if your candidate loses ... you kind of get your panties in a wad and you may say things that you regret later,' Palin said Monday - without any hint of irony - on the Fox Business Network"  (nydailynews.com) (46)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Fire at NJ professor's home reveals cache of child porn. Police now investigating whether fire was started on orders from a giant anthropomorphic rabbit  (news.yahoo.com) (148)


Wed January 18, 2012
(NYPost) Silly NJ Governor Chris Christie says that if the NY Giants win the Superbowl NJ should pay for them to parade around the Meadowlands parking lot in lieu of NYC paying for a parade down Broadway in Manhattan  (nypost.com) (104)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Weird It's always awkward when you're on a busy train and your wife tells you to look between her legs and you see a head coming out  (chron.com) (37)


Fri January 06, 2012
(YouTube) Interesting It was a concrete bunker in the middle of Trenton, New Jersey. It was in a downtrodden area, and it was filthy and the most dangerous venue to visit. And if you got in--you were lucky  (youtube.com) (22)


Tue December 27, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Carolina Hurricanes goalie Cam Ward gets the first goal of his career via another hell of a goof from New Jersey's Ilya Kovalchuk  (youtube.com) (32)
(NJ.com) Dumbass "Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a flyby." "Negative, Ghostrider: You're leaking oil, you're loaded with tourists & you'll rip your wings off." "Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower"  (nj.com) (73)


Sun December 25, 2011
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey Star Ledger looks at the upcoming NBA season with a little help from FARK's headline about Kobe Bryant (2nd section)  (nj.com) (0)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Family of terminally ill 11 year old requests a few emergency vehicles drive by his house. Within 24 hours, 100 emergency vehicles give this young man an awesome farewell. Merry Christmas everyone. I'm gonna hug my kids  (firetruckblog.com) (206)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Philly.com) Strange Man awarded $4 million for overdosing on drugs stolen from a pharmacy. Is this a great country, or what?  (philly.com) (155)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Kris Humphries returns to New Jersey Nets for preseason basketball game. Just like his marriage, he's heavily booed and fails to score  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)


Tue December 20, 2011
(NJ.com) Obvious Secaucus woman accuses state senator of asking her if she wanted to Secauc  (nj.com) (31)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Q: Did the cable guy get a big surprise on a house call? A: Does a bear sleep in the basement?  (news.yahoo.com) (63)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Marketwatch) Stupid New Jersey Nets owner to run against Pooty-Poot for Russian Presidency. Expected to come down with a sudden case of Outspokeness with a side order of Polonium  (marketwatch.com) (35)
(CNN) Scary Hacker who caused the National Emergency Alert System to send out a text telling NJ cell phone users to "seek shelter immediately" due to the "extreme threat to life" owes a few thousand people new underwear  (ireport.cnn.com) (176)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NJ.com) Silly From "Circus Arts" and "The Harry Potter Phenomenon" to "'South Park' and Philosophy" and "Wine Insights", never before have Liberal Arts majors been so qualified to man the deep fryer  (nj.com) (115)


Thu December 08, 2011
(NJ.com) Amusing New census map of New Jersey. Don't think it's official, though  (nj.com) (182)


Tue December 06, 2011
(NJ.com) Obvious Report says organized crime has infiltrated garbage business in New Jersey. And you needed a report for this why?  (nj.com) (47)


Mon December 05, 2011
(USA Today) Scary Five grenades found in a bag at Newark Airport. Like most things in Jersey, they were inert  (content.usatoday.com) (37)
(azfamily.com) Spiffy Remember how the Arizona Cardinals started the season 1-6? They're still in the wildcard hunt after defeating the Dallas Cowboys  (azfamily.com) (61)


Sun December 04, 2011
(NJ.com) Strange Cop uses a truck he stole from a drunk driver to intentionally ram his wife's car  (nj.com) (43)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fox Business) Interesting As if governing New Jersey wasn't bad enough, now former MF Global CEO Jon Corzine has been subpoenaed to appear before House panel  (foxbusiness.com) (25)


Wed November 30, 2011
(NJ.com) Fail Number of New Jersey residents on food stamps has doubled in the past four years. Now that's change you can wait in line for  (nj.com) (67)
(ESPN) Interesting New Jersey Nets to offer Brook Lopez, two first-round draft picks, and an autographed vinyl copy of Bruce Springsteen's "Live/1975-85" album to the Orlando Magic for Dwight Howard  (espn.go.com) (38)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Courier Post) Dumbass In New Jersey, you get a separate DUI charge for each kid in your vehicle. So when you blow .25 as a school bus driver, that's bad  (courierpostonline.com) (49)


Fri November 04, 2011
(TSN) Scary I hate having to be the harbinger of doom, but The Leafs are 1st, with the Oilers in second  (tsn.ca) (155)


Thu November 03, 2011
(New York Daily News) Strange Cops turn to Facebook to bust a machete-wielding madman who attacked two in a chicken shack  (nydailynews.com) (35)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Reuters) Sick Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it  (in.reuters.com) (22)


Tue October 25, 2011
(NYPost) Spiffy Vroooooooooooooooom, start your engines: Formula One to unveil plans to hold a Grand Prix race in NJ with the NYC skyline as a backdrop in 2013  (nypost.com) (89)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing For rent: "Jersey Shore" house. Only $2500/night, which includes linens, hot tub, crabs  (app.com) (22)
(NJ.com) Interesting South Brunswick, NJ schools will close to observe religious holiday, celebrating our Lord and Saviour, Krishna  (nj.com) (199)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Stop me if you've heard this before: A male Republican politician has just been accused of paying a male escort for sex  (huffingtonpost.com) (114)


Fri October 21, 2011
(TC Palm) Florida New Jersey man arrested in coffee house rampage after ripping off shirt and spewing espresso. Cops suggest decaf  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (18)


Sat October 15, 2011
(NPR) Amusing "No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver a semi full of pipes to New Jersey"  (npr.org) (99)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting New Jersey approves deer contraceptive. Stag parties will never be the same  (mnn.com) (32)

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