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54 headlines found matching 'New Jersey'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(21)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dropping your pants and yelling racial slurs is no way to win a seat on the borough council, son. Yes, even for New Jersey
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(14)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Chris Christie ran as an environmentalist and won an endorsement from the Sierra Club? Neither does he
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(17)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
New York and New Jersey LEO's join massive PA State Police manhunt. Vegas odds on captured alive are 250,000/1
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(157)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Can't believe I'm saying this but classy move by the Bengals
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(21)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
83-year-old New Jersey driver doesn't let anything stop him. Including the mall
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(28)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Jersey credit rating downgraded to 'fuggedaboutit'
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(21)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
WILL Andrew get Luck-y in Mile High? CAN Manning avoid a repeat of the "New Jersey Massacre"? WHO would Rainbow Dash root for? LIVE from DENVER, THIS is YOUR NFL Sunday Night Football: Colts vs Broncos Discussion Thread (8:30pm ET on NBC)
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Tue September 02, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Meet the girl with three biological parents. A direct result of one of her mothers going to New Jersey
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
A 52-year-old New Jersey man is suing Grindr after being arrested for having sex with a 13-year-old boy he met using the app. Claims it was Grindr's responsibility to verify the boy's age considering you have to be 18 to use the app
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Sat August 30, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man flees from cops at traffic stop, leaving behind his (A) car (B) marijuana (C) infant daughter (D) all of the above
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Sat August 23, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Newark, New Jersey chosen as the unfriendliest city in the U.S. Local residents immediately ask: "What are you looking at?"
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(56)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US troops now have personal air conditioning units, are still slightly less of a threat to the ozone layer than the average New Jersey woman's hairspray cloud
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(20)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Chris Christie goes dancing in the Hamptons; damage estimated in the tens of millions
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(22)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Israeli firm relocates to New Jersey to lower operating costs, starts printing money
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Tue August 12, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey town to spray grape flavored chemical fog to scare away birds. Scientists say it's made from a mix of Nerds and Jolly Ranchers, distilled grape juice, fermented Dimetapp, and a scoop of Big League Chew and Kool Aid
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Mon August 11, 2014
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
'Real Housewives of New Jersey' Recap: "The magnitude of his douchebaggery can clean a whale's vagina"
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(17)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
There are actually three states that are more corrupt than Illinois. Can you guess which ones? Nope, New Jersey didn't even make the list of the worst 10
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planet of The Apes. New Hotness: Planet of the Bears. I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords
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Wed July 30, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Space Ghost haunts abandoned New Jersey pharmaceutical companies. No word on grumpy mantis sidekicks
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(56)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
New Jersey shows that wedding brawls aren't just for Florida anymore
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(8)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If your wife is a "messy" housekeeper, you should a) volunteer to help share cleaning tasks, b) hire a maid to help clean the house, or c) stab her 84 times and put a pig mask on her face
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-INO) - "You have to be pro-life when they get out of the womb also"
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Thu July 24, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana nets 6 of 10 "Happiest U.S. Cities." Suck it, Libs
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Sun July 20, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Atlantic City, New Jersey is on the downward trend, but here is what it is doing to keep its reputation as a top casino resort town. Wanna bet it will happen?
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(57)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snake expert on escaped anaconda: "I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic. Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record"
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Mon July 14, 2014
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Winds from New Jersey prompt evacuations in Pennsylvania
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(43)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Begun, the Armadillo Invasion has
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(46)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reporter test drives world's fastest drop coaster at Six Flags in New Jersey, with a 415-foot plunge in 10 seconds, not just so you don't have to ever ride it yourself, but so you can laugh in the face of anyone who suggests you should (pics)
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Mon July 07, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York legalizes medical marijuana, having been proven to ease symptoms of glaucoma, stress, smell from New Jersey
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two words: TIM HOWARD
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mattress king Michael Fux has his rare Ferrari Enzo damaged when a dealership technician wrecks it on the highway. Police say that for some reason, Mr. Fux kept repeating his last name when asked about the car's driver
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The biggest corporation (by revenue) in each state is obvious for Arkansas, Texas and Michigan. Now try and guess Washington, California and New Jersey
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Fri June 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: New Jersey best place for brain-dead patients, experts say
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(54)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey health and safety experts' advice for safe kids' summertime fun is about one-third common sense and two-thirds pants-wetting nannypanic. Left out: don't go into Camden or Newark, and don't use the governor for shade
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Thu June 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Real Housewives of New Jersey 'star' Joe Giudice's father drops dead in their backyard. Probably from the embarrassment of his son and that thing Joe calls a wife asking him to participate in their scripted crapfest
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Since it looks like nobody wants to live in New Jersey anymore, the state is considering waiving the requirement that you have to live in the state to work in a school district there
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Wed June 18, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In what is perhaps the most New Jersey story about New Jersey ever written, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino gets arrested for fighting at a tanning salon
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Tue June 17, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Tesla one step closer to finally being able to clean up New Jersey
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(10)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
L.A.Kings: Lord Stanley, I presume?
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(103)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Animal lovers, better get your last licks in: Bestiality could be outlawed in New Jersey
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you left a Lamborghini on fire in New Jersey, please come and sit in it before the police ticket it for being unoccupied
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan will not lose his leg, should still be able to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
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(28)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Movoto)
 
 
 
Which US states have the most stress? Suddenly subby realizes why his parents and their friends drive from New Jersey to Maine for vacation every summer
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Sat June 07, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan in critical condition following a six-vehicle crash on the New Jersey Turnpike
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Fri June 06, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Legislators in New Jersey ponder maybe, just maybe, letting their state be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century after all
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Tue June 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The dickbag Sandy Hook sign-stealing truther has been caught. Surprise: He has documented mental issues
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(124)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jon Runyan lives by a warrior's code, something we cannot begin to understand, and New Jersey GOP politics are too dirty, even for him
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(24)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Seven people spared from going to New Jersey
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Sat May 31, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You'd think that the people of New Jersey have more important things to do besides arguing where the Mason-Dixon line is for Taylor Ham/pork roll
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Fri May 30, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey is the fifth-smartest US state. And that's just counting the people too stupid to leave
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After the schools of Newark, NJ burned through $100 million with little to show for it, Zuckerberg and his wife decide to donate their next $120 million somewhere else
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
You shouldn't make ricin, even if you're a pharmacist, because the Feds just hate that
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(44)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Verizon: Although we are currently collecting various government subsidies because we claim we are a public utility, it totally wouldn't be fair to regulate us as a public utility
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