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277 headlines found matching 'New Jersey'
Wed September 28, 2016
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Uh oh. 4chan's not happy with Trump, and reveal how they gamed all those online polls showing that he won
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Tue September 27, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
American air traffic control will be done entirely by text messages between controllers and pilots within a year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are the most disappointing tourist destinations according to TripAdvisor. You might want to think twice before visiting that pile of old rocks
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Mon September 26, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Everyone hates being dragged into someone's selfie. Especially giant pythons
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's rather odd week reveals his bleak, fatalist worldview and inability to offer solid statements
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Fri September 23, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Assemblyman: Sure, this law could certainly be used by the cops to pull over and ticket anyone for any reason at any time, but there's no way that would ever happen
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You really can't start the fall season without watching puppies playing in leaves
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that "Erin Brockovich" chemical called chromium-6 that she fought a years-long environmental crusade against? Yeah you're probably drinking it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's not forget Trump's mob ties, everybody
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 44 percent of (lying) Americans claim they would (nope) stop watching the NFL (yeah right) if more players started protesting like Kaepernick (cough BS cough)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Purge is coming. All the unworthy heretics among the followers of St. Ronaldus Magnus shall be cleansed
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Wed September 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chelsea bomb journal recovered by police. DC Comics options screen rights
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Haven't heard from Lindsey Graham in a while. Let's see what he's up to. OH MY LAWD
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
New York City saved from multiple planted bombs by thieves and homeless people who stole the bombs as soon as they were planted
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(morningconsult)
 
 
 
Seven of the ten governors with the highest approval ratings are Republicans. Eight of the ten governors with the highest disapproval ratings are also Republicans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton invites millennials to vote & chill
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the actual headline: Woman Drives Into Oncoming Traffic, Hits Officer To Avoid Going To New Jersey
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(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's approval in New Jersey is disappearing faster than his morning donut
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, New Jersey sucks, right? So who do you think will be the first person eaten by Martians? Have you ever seen a sailboat filled with love? How many ants do you think there are?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
NYC Bombing suspect's father told the FBI that his son was a terrorist 2 years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Stabber went to the mall to get an iPhone. Having seen the build quality and price lately, I'd snap too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus plots revenge against those who won't back Trump because fark the country, the party is supreme
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Obama on the Chelsea bombing: New Yorkers' refusal to panic in the face of terrorism makes me proud to be an American
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The most current electoral map is now showing a clear path to Trump's victory in November
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Livestreaming Pokémon GO player encounters Grand Theft Auto player
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And with the NY Mets trying desperately to make the post season playoffs, their best selling team jersey is now #15 .... Tim Tebow
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adviser: Trump will bring an end to these attacks. Media: How? Adviser: By doing the best things to stop it. His tiny hands will be making sure these attacks will stop immediately
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Obama doesn't mention the word "terror" when remarking on the NYC bombings but did when talking about the Minnesota stabbings therefore potato
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The NY/NJ bomber's family was repeatedly harassed by a neighbor who would come into their restaurant and make disparaging remarks about Muslims. Finally, a connection between Trump supporters and terrorism
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NY bomber used his own phone to build one of the bombs and was found sleeping in the doorway of a bar when he was arrested. So clearly an evil mastermind. Facepalm and Dumbass tags seen shaking their heads in dissapoint
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prosecutors formally accuse Chris Christie of being fat. Also of knowing about the George Washington Bridge closing from the beginning
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: You know what would make counter-terrorism easier? Permanent racial profiling
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
NBC NY reporting that Smash Mouth frontman in custody following active shooter in Linden NJ
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Architect falls off roof of NYC skyscraper. Apparently the final words he wrote in his notebook were "needs railing"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Multiple IEDs found at New Jersey train station. FBI now looking into anyone who doesn't like Jersey. Heeey hoooo. I'm walking here, ya mush. *flips Farker the bird*
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The humpback whale that washed up on a New Jersey beach died from human interaction. The sea was angry that day my friends
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Sun September 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson is grateful nobody got hurt in yesterday's bombing and stabbing incidents
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey woman uses her extreme couponing skills to feed 30,000 hungry souls
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump plans yuuuuuuuuuuuuge lawsuit against the New York Times
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio gives directions to elderly couple who don't recognize him for his roles in such films as Critters 3, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and This Boy's Life
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While New York is exploding, Minnesota is being stabby stab stabbed
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump leaves traveling press corps in the dust; brags about it to other members of press; may not have thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL lifts its ban on custom jerseys with the name Harambe. Fark: NHL lists it as the default name on their website
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
New Jersey police seize $171 from a man during a drug bust under civil asset forfeiture law. The same law permits him to challenge the seizure...for a fee of $175
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news for fans of Harambe the gorilla, you can put that name on the back of NFL jerseys again
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that powerboat race in 1989 that Donald Trump hosted in Atlantic City just to kill people because his business mattered more? Yeah neither did I ....until now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump weighs 267 pounds and takes a statin. THE HEALTHIEST MAN EVER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jesus photographed hanging out in the clouds over the site of the World Trade Center
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You might want to think about joining a different fantasy football league if the one you're in is so sadistic, they make the person who came in last march down a road wearing only pink women's bikini bottoms and sneakers while hoisting a sign
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Tue September 13, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Free speech isn't guaranteed," Catholic diocese in New Jersey warns football players who are joining Colin Kaepernick in his protest against institutionalized racism
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(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Look up there, California and New York - your golden geese just figured out they could fly away
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Sun September 11, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
It's the fifteenth anniversary of 9/11, and what better way to celebrate America than with the Miss America Pageant? It's your Official Miss America Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on ABC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yo Giuliani, Imma let you finish, but Trump was the best at making 9/11 all about him, even on the actual day that the towers fell: "[My building] was the 2nd-tallest in Manhattan... And now it's the tallest"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge orders Chris Christie's personal email to be searched as part of Bridgegateghazi
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
CM Punk'd
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road without CGI. You will demand an awesome tag after seeing this
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looking back on fifteen years of lies about 9/11 uttered by Donald Trump
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Like a small-town sheriff soon to meet his untimely demise, Stephen King dismisses recent rash of clown sightings in North Carolina as "low-level hysteria"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, rejoice: you will finally be able to order a bloody mary at brunch without waiting for the stroke of noon
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Find a penny, pick it up, there are thousands here after I crashed my truck
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fight begins to save America's dying regional slang and make bat hide, bonnyclabber, ear screw, fleech, whistle pig and popskull everyday words
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Wed September 07, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Maybe they don't want to work with you because you're a douche
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Mon September 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
The reporter who helped make Trump says she's very sorry. If only we could forgive so easily
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Krawitz, a New Jersey Republican running for a Township Committee spot, goes on Facebook and tells a Daily Beast reporter he "hopes she gets raped by a Syrian refugee"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Oh, say can you see? Colin Kaepernick's jerseys are flying off the shelves
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Carly Rae Jepsen is the most useful pop star in the world
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to surf the tasty waves that Hermine is kicking up? In Queens? That will be $80 please
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(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Fighting suicide in Central Jersey through awareness, involvement, and getting the fark out of Central Jersey
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hermine is re-gaining strength and becoming a hurricane again, which should be impossible because it's in the North Atlantic 200 miles off the coast of MD; unless SOMETHING has drastically warmed the water there. Either way, NY is boned. Again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police looking for man who vandalized Justin Bieber sculpture, presumably to give him a medal
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Sat September 03, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Let me ruin that four-day weekend you get for the Labor Day holiday
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
L.T. sacked for D.U.I
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why can't the US track immigrants who overstay their visa deadlines?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity has become a huge profit for a small company
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN blurs Trump t-shirt of man who rescued a baby
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie vetoes minimum wage increase because in NJ you should be able to live on $17,400 a year to feed your family. In related news. Subby pays almost that in property taxes just to live in New Jersey
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good: Fox is creating a Legend of King Arthur TV series. Bad: as a cop show
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band perform the longest US show in their history at 3:52, or approximately the amount of time it took the Grateful Dead to announce a chord change
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Tue August 30, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Here's a breakdown of music stars and the 'value for money' they offer at live shows. Adele comparatively expensive - Kanye surprisingly cheap
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Chris Christie looks back on the wreckage of a career that once seemed headed to the White House, there will be one color that keeps re-occurring: Orange. The Orange Man stole the nomination because of the orange cones he put on a bridge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The energy grid is doomed. DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police blame forty-nine deaths on na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN heroin
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Pioneering recording engineer Rudy Van Gelder, whose work on live and studio jazz albums for Blue Note defined the classic sound of golden-era jazz, is dead at 92, but not before insulting vinyl LP fans who worship "the biggest distorter"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen makes certain that his New Jersey fans get their money's worth as he plays his longest U.S. concert ever - 4 hours
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Wed August 24, 2016
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
17 people file lawsuit after getting too high at a Snoop Dogg concert
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
California soaks up tampon tax
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Tue August 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republicans who voted against disaster relief for Hurricane Sandy now seeking federal aid for flooding in their state
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Mon August 22, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The poorest towns in every state. Come see where yours stacks up
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Top doctor and Rutgers University Professor of Medicine Bob Lahita says that concerns over Hillary Clinton's health are not a conspiracy theory
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Remains of Civil War veteran finally transported home after he died in 1922 with no family to claim him. "The Patriot Guard Riders have essentially set up a modern-day pony express to get him from Oregon back to Maine"
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump meets Tony Perkins, the pastor who says God uses natural disasters to punish gay people. Yes, the same pastor who lost his home in a flood caused by God who was angered at bigotry
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A pair of criminal masterminds find themselves locked inside a cellphone store as onlookers laugh at them
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Appropriately enough, there is a conspiracy theory making the rounds that the reason Trump brought Roger Ailes and Brietbart Editor Steve Bannon on board was not to win the election but to lay the groundwork for a new right wing news network
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Truck driver arrested for being 80 pounds overweight
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Was there an angel over Mississippi last night? The state that ranks last in almost everything positive needs all the help it can get
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
People are saying these pictures of Trump leaning on lecterns as he speaks means he's too weak to be President. Does it mean he's sick? I don't know, I'm just saying what other people are saying to me
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton meeting with top law enforcement leaders in New York...probably to plan on how to seize all of America's guns. Booga booga
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Wed August 17, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump had a $30 million tax debt to New Jersey reduced to $5 million by Chris Christie
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Tue August 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Putin to receive first classified briefing on Wednesday
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The fastest growing and shrinking housing markets in the US. Winners: Florida, California, Washington, Colorado. Losers: Northern New York, Oklahoma, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania
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Mon August 15, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Doanld Trump's daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have quietly maneuvered themselves into being the de-facto heads of the Trump Campaign - which seems a little like scheming to become the Treasury Secretary of Zimbabwe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NJ appellate court reaffirms ruling that there is no law against your parents being dicks, and their money is THEIR money and so they can leave it to whoever the hell they want for whatever reason they want when making out their will
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The ones that break the law the most are the ones that need the law to protect them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP was almost out from under a 35 year ban on certain "ballot security activities." And then Trump went to Altoona
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are fears intense heat will turn New York City into a hellscape of flying cockroaches - or as one local put it: "actually an improvement"
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Sat August 13, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Five Guys, Shake Shack, Smashburger all discover that Americans have no taste for their $8 "better" burgers
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Fri August 12, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
NJ Turnpike reunites boy with lost teddy bear he had had since birth, suggests bear get lye bath before any hugs
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump realizes he was also being sarcastic when he said he'd flip blue states, closes NJ office and laughs at all the idiot losers who fell for his joke because they just don't "get" him
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian couples sue New Jersey for discriminatory law that requires them to try and have sex with men in order to get pregnant before getting approved for fertility treatments
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
*Username: doimakeurandy* "Seems legit"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
American Olympians don't quit your day jobs, the U.S. government doesn't have your back
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You might want to brace yourselves; Chris Christie lied and had his people hide evidence over Bridgegate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The League of Extraordinary Douchebags comes together to stop New York from regulating Airbnb
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure Trump has said the 2016 election will be a rigged one many times, but in these states with electronic voting machines, it may be impossible to prove him wrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Trump supporters don't care about facts: "Instead of changing their minds, most will dig in their heels and cling even more firmly to their originally held views"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Erick Shute, the "sovereign citizen" who murdered his neighbors in cold blood, says it was "self defense" and he "did nothing wrong" because as a sovereign citizen he can kill whomever he wants
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man has her father's heart and walks her down the aisle
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Sat August 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg concert brings the fence down
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those of you who like to eat, drink coffee and groom yourself behind the wheel in NJ are going to have to make some changes
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump's cunning plan to distract attention from all the incorrect, stupid, or offensive things he's said in the last week, is to revisit all the incorrect, stupid, or offensive thing's he's said since his campaign began
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Lying Donald admits to trying to save us from Crooked Hillary
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are getting married after all
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: Someone has beaten Pokemon Go
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Thu August 04, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, Trump's "ground game" in New York City just got shot all to hell
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
JCPenney brings appliances back. Submitter didn't realize they ever went away
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Florida Man isn't the first in America to sue Pokemon Go for getting on his lawn. Take a bow, Jersey Man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a strange time in America, when 11 minutes of sane discourse expressed by a nominee for President would become news
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police department told to arrest all the black people, but other than that, they're fine
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man files suit to get kids off his lawn after they keep knocking on his door over the "Pokémon Go" game
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's business failures: a comprehensive guide
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Americans are now drinking more bottled water than soda. Still not sure why people don't just drink form the ta- oh right, Flint
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer back in the eighties talks about what it's like to hang with The Donald. Ya know, about how he wanted to help the poor and his concern for the disabled. Ha ha, just kidding, he talked about how all the hot women want him and stuff
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Olympic sports we'd like to see
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Sun July 31, 2016
(PGA)
 
 
 
Cinderella story at the PGA. Actually it's complete confusion with more than half the field finishing up their 3 rounds, the others starting their fourth rounds and it's in the HOLE TNT coverage now. CBS takes over at 2:00 EDT
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(Epic Magazine)
 
 
 
A look into the seedy underbelly of the LA tech scene
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Diligent police follow up on 911 hang-up call. Unfortunately, they were given the wrong address, so they diligently shoot the guy multiple times
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
This time for real-- Final DNC discussion thread and libby afterglow lounge
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dead whale carcass found In Hudson River near Jersey City. Gun left behind. Box of canoli missing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally you can get something to eat at a funeral in New York State
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(Politico)
 
Video
 
VA Senator Tim Kaine on the one thing Donald Trump has ever gotten right: "I was lousy as Governor of New Jersey"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Kansas City Royals have pretty uniforms. Their minor league affiliate, the Burlington Royals, have uniforms covered with emoji and subby's vomit
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(PGA)
 
 
 
Golf's 4th and final major begins today at storied Baltusrol Golf Club. Live streaming of Jason, Lefty and Rory on pga.com. TNT coverage begins at 1:00 EDT. Spalding, get your foot off the boat
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump confuses Tim Kaine with Chris Christie, because they look so alike
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Turns out Donald Trump even plagiarized his campaign slogan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post:"In an ordinary election year, we would acknowledge the Republican nominee and move on to the DNC. But we cannot salute the Republican nominee or pretend that we might endorse him. A Trump presidency would be dangerous for America"
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen plots "very different" solo album
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you happen to know the whereabouts of a missing giant rubber ducky, authorities in Clinton, New Jersey would really love to hear from you
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Political headlines are being dominated by Trump some places, Clinton some places, and in one small New Jersey town, "offensive" Kermit memes
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One pro-Trump Super PAC raised $97 last month. Others did not fare much better
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Whatever the highest price ever was last paid for a baseball card, that record is about to be broken soon
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
American Muslims at the RNC laugh to keep from crying/screaming/hiding under a pillow fort for the next four months
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Karl Rove, on this day in history: Lincoln won his party's nomination and worked for party unity, which we're going to need once his enraged, reanimated corpse climbs out of the ground and comes for us all
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Travel to Indonesia to eat out of a toilet, or do it for free in New Jersey
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Wed July 20, 2016
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Today's dumbass way of getting caught commiting a crime
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Those of you who bet that Tiger Woods would be unable to play in a single golf tournament this season can go collect your money
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amateur video of NYC in 1990 is just as bad as you remember it
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: A perfectly balanced breakfast
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Turns out the guy Trump picked to squash the anti-Trump rules change vote has a history of jackbooted tactics to get his way. I mean who would have thought Trump acted that way
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Mon July 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It's your cousin, Marvin. MARVIN BERRY"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
141 exceptionally luxurious things Trump has done to disqualify himself from being President. The list, much like his hands, appears to be too small
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Mattel introduces "President Barbie" who comes along with another female doll as Vice President. It also includes their own presidential limousine, Secret Service agents and instructions for hiding their private e-mail server
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Miss your flight at Kennedy? It's the turtles' fault
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One Pence None the Derper
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chris Christie appointee tied to travel/transit related corruption. This is not a repeat of the last six times this has happened
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Anyone who supports Donald Trump is a traitor to the American idea"
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Thu July 14, 2016
(WSJM Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Trump delays tomorrow's 11am VP announcement in light of Nice attacks, which sucks for Pence who has a noon deadline looming
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
227 years ago today, King Louis XVI oversaw the start of France's tradition of surrendering
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie is having problems shutting down everything
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie: I don't like coming in behind
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Wed July 13, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Problem: New Jersey's pistol permit process is so onerous suicidal people can't buy guns to kill themselves with. Solution: Rent a gun at local range and kill yourself there. Fark: Second gun rental suicide at same range in last two months
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The denial of Tom Brady's four game suspension now raises the biggest question of the NFL off-season? Who is Jimmy Garoppolo, and can the Patriots recover from starting 0-4?
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Arson plan found to be half-baked after police find DNA on tailpipe potato
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Next time I run, I'm going to run faster, says American gored by bull in Pamplona who describes it as "best fun ever"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's always blueberry season somewhere, as long as you don't mind living out of your car
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl sets Maryland record after catching fish larger than herself
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Now Google Street View will actually be useful for time travel. Finally
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to take your guns. Except for the 20% of Democrats who think all guns should be banned, even common hunting rifles
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Mon July 11, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Japan and New Jersey share one accident-reducing trait: they identify new drivers with special decals on their car, telling other motorists to give them extra space
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
China has a bizarre Donald Trump fetish
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel jerseys now selling for $1.99, which is identical to the amount of the latest contract offer to actually wear one
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman finds winning lottery ticket while doing taxes, hopefully doesn't get bumped into higher tax bracket
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chaka Khan feels for rehab, not you, cancels slew of summer shows
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A dream come true
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Fri July 08, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump-Santorum 2016. Please submit your campaign slogans to the right
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Remember that tweet about Roger Goodell being dead? It's going to be legitimate next year
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
#NotAllAltons
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You can sit up and beg all you want, Chris, but you're probably not the first mate on the S.S. Trainwreck
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's old toilets reveal early America's secret history
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Someone channeled their inner 8-year-old on an electric road sign
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Can New York be saved from the global warming hoax?
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
And so, as a chastised Beavis poses for his mugshot, he can't help but think of the 7-city, 3-crash chase that led up to this, his moment of clarity
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen invites four-year-old girl onstage during concert .... and gives her the mic. Awesome level rises to 100
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Hackers can use the accelerometer on your smart watch to reveal your ATM machine PIN number
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Wed July 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilary stomps all over Trump's business record, lays out his history of four failed casinos in Atlantic City. That's right, four, count 'em four failed casinos. Zero successful casinos
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out all those blondes on Fox are Roger Ailes' version of dating
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The vast left-wing conspiracy to make Trump seem like a bigot... by quoting him accurately
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gretchen Carlson files lawsuit against Fox News alleging she was fired for not giving Roger Ailes the chance to bring her to climax with the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The unsung heroes of the Fourth of July? Animal control, who wait until the fireworks stop to go look for your dog who is hiding far away because I just want the loud noises to stop. OMG THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END. HIDE ME, CAT
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Tue July 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Why 13-year-olds can no longer marry in Virginia. In related news, 13-year-olds could marry in Virginia
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Flashpoint will affect Arrow. Maybe. Probably. Who knows
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Higher Education Assistance Authority of New Jersey: Your son got murdered and now you want to stop paying off his student loan? Fark you, pay us
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Here's what it was like to be George Washington, the richest president in US history" CTL-F "slaves" *NOT FOUND*
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan's reputation as one of the world's leading scientific journals in disarray after it predicts global warming will cause a surge in shark attacks this year, although it allows that baby sharks are "cute"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well-versed in causing traffic problems, Chris Christie decides to pout and shut down all state-funded New Jersey construction projects because the state legislature didn't rubber-stamp his gas tax hike
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Is the Statue Of Liberty a man?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Morganton News Herald)
 
 
 
Old cowboy finally loses his brokedown horse in New York. Sam Elliott hasn't aged well since Lebowski
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Thu June 30, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Office 364
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Christian conservatives debate if religious freedom applies to Muslims. That's the joke
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Supplemental draft prospect Ra'Zahn Howard expects big turnout at July pro day due to his Drow racial traits and unmatched skill with Icingdeath and Twinkle
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The pharmaceutical industry has bribed 8/10 doctors in New Jersey and the South but needs to send more cleavage to California and Maine
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-Hostage) claims Donald Trump's Muslim ban, the one where he is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States, isn't really a ban on Muslims
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cancer patient wanted nothing more than to meet Bon Jovi for over thirty years. So, when she was out trying to enjoy dinner, who crashes her meal other than Bon Jovi himself, making her wish come true
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(Some Chilean Guy)
 
 
 
Chile beats Argentina in penalty shootout to win the Copa América. This is not a repeat from last year
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Sun June 26, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Gay marriage was like a shot of heroin in the leftist vein. Leftists are fueled and fired up. They feel that nothing can stop them now"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Never Trump movement is getting some help from things like rules
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Remember when we had the Civil War and Democrats tore this nation asunder? Remember how the Republicans healed our wounds and brought us together again? Well, Hillary obviously doesn't and that's why we're doomed to fight the Civil War all over again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Didn't you say you have one of the world's greatest memories?" "I don't remember"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump campaign finds solution to its fundraising problems
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former WWE superstar CM Punk to try UFC because OMG it is real to him, dammit
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Wed June 22, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Weather-related tsunami strikes off Jersey Shore. Chris Christie told to stop playing in the ocean
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(Time)
 
 
 
If you endorse a candidate and nobody's left to be influenced by it and nobody believes you, did you make a sound? Bernie Sanders might be about to find out
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Tue June 21, 2016
(LongIsland.com)
 
 
 
Product placement has gone too far, as New York State Office of Parks & Rec excitedly names Tommy Bahama as official outfitter of lifeguards at Jones Beach
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The accidental politician: New Jersey man writes in his name on primary ballot as a joke, wins a spot
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Is your drug-addicted friend being held against her will in Queens? Grab a couple of friends, load up your car with rifles, handguns, body armor, night vision goggles, and drugs, and try your luck in the Holland Tunnel. That should do the trick
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Mon June 20, 2016
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
And the state with the highest overall tax burden is ________
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White people, get ready for a free ride when Grand Wizard Trump becomes President
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here it is: the short bus of Trump's potential VP choices. Sorry, LIST--short LIST
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Sat June 18, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You can sleep easy tonight, citizens of New Jersey. The master thief who stole $0.95 from a mall water fountain has been captured
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Miss New Jersey competition ends in three-way
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested for resisting an officer, possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia, and theft of Star Wars Lego sets from across the country
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Other than Willy Wonka, who would want to be Trump's VP?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Truck carrying deli meat collides with truck hauling bread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House to build bigger, possibly transparent, wall
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're an EMT in the drive thru at White Castle and dispatch gives you a call. What do you do? Hint: If you want to keep your job, the opposite of what these guys did
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tap, tap, tap
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Wed June 15, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Gym-goer dives into New Jersey river, rescues woman from submerged car, and still makes it to gym in 26 minutes
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I ambushed them in self-defense, your Honor
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Jesus Beer rescues Mexico vs. Venezuela
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times does major investigation into Trump's business practices. Turns out that The Donald is TREMENDOUSLY bad at business, a YUGE failure, and THE BEST at fraud
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reports say Chris Christie is fetching Trump McDonald's, washing his feet, and giving him back rubs that started innocently enough
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Sun June 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
3) Profit
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may bestow upon the GOP something in which he has a great deal of experience: Bankruptcy
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Politicians want their names baked into your mind. Baked onto your windshield, not so much
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are on plywood in the water to watch a sunrise and drift miles away from where you want to be?
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Revealed: Hundreds of claimants say deadbeat Donald Trump doesn't pay his bills
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC's Verrazano Bridge, North America's longest suspension bridge, has been spelled wrong ... for 52 years
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Fake NJ ballots with Sanders crossed out on them confuse voters, give NJ to Hillary
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Just how crazy big is the U.S. economy?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a federal judge did not accept Alabama's pinky swear not to discriminate against the gays no more (while anybody was watching)
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Wed June 08, 2016
(American Mirror)
 
 
 
While Trump is shattering Republican primary vote records, let's look at how Hillary is doing compared to 2008. Oh dear
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Delaware will treat all Medicaid patients with hepatitis C -- I'm not sure how that will help, but, you're the doctor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga endorses Clinton. Difficulty: her fans don't
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome to America - where our democracy and the so-called Democratic Party are about as undemocratic as it gets
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The rise of the Trump-illary...uh, Hillarump...um...yeah. The choice has been made. California and New Jersey presidential primaries continued. (Thread 2)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's almost all over but the crying, and there's going to be a hell of a lot tonight as Drumpf is crowned and Hillary smashes the hopes and dreams of Bernie supporters in the California and New Jersey presidential primaries. Polls start closing at 8 PM ET
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The genius press has finally figured out how to cover Trump. By covering him? By noticing what a con man he his? In other words, you think Trump's a dumbass, wait till you see the media
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I'm not one to say I told you so, but Nate Silver has no problem with it at all
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Only a matter of time until eSports stars begin insuring their fingers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Conservatives claim they want another Scalia on the Supreme Court, but in reality they want another Alito
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(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
They don't call New Jersey the Garden State for nothing: World's biggest indoor vertical farm on track to open in Newark that will use 95% less water. Now that's how you garden
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wall Street destabilized by General Mills' "Tiny Toast" announcement. I'm cereal
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The most surprising part of the story is that people wanted to see Kanye West
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"What if Bernie wins California?" Well there will be dancing in the streets, dogs and cats sleeping together, mass hysteria and...does that Bernie mural have a blue mustache?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Trump tries to spin a story about taking money from Ghadafi into a good thing
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons named CEO of Siemens, promptly builds a robotic army of NOPE to attack Tom Selleck
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Cable TV)
 
 
 
The most popular reality TV show by state. Look up your state, feel embarrassed
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Drumpf bump is over as Hilldog takes a double-digit lead in latest Reuters/Ipsos poll
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cost of the Zika virus coverage by the US media could be staggering, if the ratings hold up
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers just picked up a hydrogen signal from a galaxy 5 billion light-years away. Yes, that's far, far, away
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
British Airways flight from London to Newark parked in a special area of airport due to threat. TSA will be re-screening carry-on and checked bags. Re-screening the bags after they have already reached their destination. And gotten off the plane
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jets say they want to re-sign Muhammad Wilkerson, but... (your excuse to the right)
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
No, the governor of Indiana is not stranded in the Philippines and he doesn't need your money to help him get home
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police spokesman: "We can tell you that meth may make you go to your workplace, barricade yourself in a bathroom, strip naked and refuse to come out"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Principal suspended for letting gangster rapper Fetty Wap film a video at his high school
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of Bernie supporters won't support Hillary. 33% of Bernie supporters are independent or third party. 85% of Hillary supporters are Democrats. 95% of the comments to the right are trolls, and no matter who's elected, the 1% is 100% winning
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated: The NFL has forfeited its credibility on just about any issue within an area code of morals and ethics
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