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250 headlines found matching 'New Jersey'
Fri August 18, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Car's got a lot of pickup
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey, I'm taxiing here
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC court worker earning $166K fired after butt-dialing a reporter and inadvertently saying "I barely show up to work"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
American Airlines destroyed a woman's wedding dress. But, at least she wasn't punched
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats support violence. If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The plan was for Trump go down his golden elevator, read a prepared statement, and then leave. What this plan didn't account for was Trump's inability to follow a plan
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The dos and don'ts of self-publishing: what's worked for you? What lessons have you learned? What's the best way to get reviews and downloads? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, advice edition
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Although we've all had the urge to do it, it's still illegal in the state of New Jersey to beat a seagull to death with a beach umbrella
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Another new day, another new fraudulent Wells Fargo scheme uncovered
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those vacant storefronts in your town will be filled by Spirit Halloween stores starting this week
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Marijuana legalization becomes 2020 election flashpoint; because with everything else going on in the world, why not?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's no hope for Trump ever acting like a U.S. President
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign releases ad using exact same footage and still images as one released earlier by a PAC he's forbidden by law from coordinating with. Followup tag wins out over Facepalm and Dumbass tags
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Joe's Crab Shack employees feel the pinch after restaurants abruptly close
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Suspect identified in Charlottesville vehicle rampage that killed protester
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attempting to re-imagine the worm in tequila, New York steakhouse offers cockroach in espresso
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump: Both sides are bad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach-spreading overtakes man-spreading as the latest Jersey Shore craze
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Rare glimpse of the Oval Office completely bared. No this isn't another joke about Trump
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A group of skydiving superheroes were banned from surprising children at a summer camp because they were going to fly too close to a certain golf course in New Jersey. Thanks, Donald
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Fri August 11, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nobody is safe in Michael Moore's new Broadway show. Not Trump, not the GOP, not even the state of New Jersey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is Trump trying to do to Yertle?
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Thu August 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The wannabe god-kings with bad hair haven't killed us all yet, so let's watch some MSNBC and be friendly. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. Shows start at 9PM EDT
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Sick of watching all the dead people pass through his doors, funeral director writes blog called 'F*** you, Opioids'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark Twain's suggestion that you should "Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel." Trump and entourage now discovering what he was talking about
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Disney)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Trump threat a "load of nonsense" and holy cow I'm agreeing with North Korea now. Someone send them Joe Biden so they can learn the word "malarkey"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Pretty solid who-farted-y'all mugshot after mom abandons kid with special needs in woods
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC's long war on storefront porn reaches new tipping point for those that haven't heard of the internet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump bans media coverage of his golf outings because he wants to maintain the fiction that he is on a working vacation. He would have gotten away with it, if people hadn't started leaking videos and pictures of him goofing off
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
A message on Sinead O'Connor's Facebook page late Monday assured fans that the singer was okay, explaining that "she is surrounded by love and receiving the best of care"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Russian Twitter Troll campaign has started turning on the Republicans. Maybe now they'll see that this has been an attack on America all along?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sinéad O'Connor says she's suicidal and living in a motel in New Jersey. Nothing Compares 2 This
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump says he is not on vacation as he golfs at his New Jersey golf course and does his best impression of Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn while crashing various weddings
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The "Vitamin D Deficient Minion" Stephen Miller gets taken to task by John Oliver for his decision to pick a fight with the Statue of Liberty
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's Oh So SoDoSoPa
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Sat August 05, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woman buys vacant lot at city auction. Lot turns out to be a city street. City offers her full refund. Woman declines and demands full market value
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Huge rolls of bubble wrap on the highway do not make for cushy commute
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our greatest fears are now realized: Trump's decorators to remodel the White House while he's away
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Fri August 04, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
As a parting "f*ck you" to Governor Christie in his final year, court rules that all statements and correspondence with and between Christie aides relating to Bridgegate must be released to the public
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Think the U.S. economy is at full employment? Massive turnouts at Amazon's job fairs prove otherwise
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The most famous book that takes place in each state. Starts out with the beloved To Kill a Mockingbird in Alabama. But did they get your state right?
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The next media outlet to be called FAKE NEWS by the president is *spins the wheel* Sports Illustrated? Really?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As the heat at the White House become literally too much to handle, Trump set to decamp to his NJ golf resort for a 17-day vacation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
He went to Jared with his subpoena
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Affirmative Action? No way, unless your rich white dad gives $2.5 million to Harvard and has 2 U.S. Senators on speed dial, then that's just fine
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Coldplay honor Chester Bennington by turning Linkin Park's "Crawling" into a piano ballad
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The internet postulates the White House is a dump because a "human heap of garbage lives there"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Clinton affirms what we knew all along: She was only seeking office to help big-time Wall Street investors get even richer. And she's mighty proud of it too
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump had a terrible July, but at least he played a lot of golf
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chris Christie has giant beef with big mouthed fan
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Sun July 30, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The "farm-to-table" emperor has no clothes
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Be wary of going to an Outback Steakhouse restaurant...for they are the tool of the Illuminati
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Sat July 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The true story of how Manhattan became part of the U.S. - it's spicier than you thought
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ten challenges the GOP now faces
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Fri July 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
First Lady Melania to make solo trip to Canada for Invictus games. Maybe she can bring First Lady Ivanka along if she wants a little competition for the affections of Pretty Boy Justin.. Will be free of need to swat away Tiny Hands
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why people are getting the hell out of the northeast
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Devos' charter schools MAGA by not paying teachers
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Thu July 27, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Come to the New Jersey beaches, where you can have fun and absorb our high bacteria levels"
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Some French teenagers spend their summer vacations on the Côte d'Azur or the Alps. Others come to New Jersey and break into cars
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(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
"New Jersey, it's not all government corruption, high taxes, and ridiculous cost of living, there are dudes like Steve Brown of Bridgewater, who decide that New Jersey just doesn't have enough guys standing on their lawn playing Metallica"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You smug, brash New Yorkers may not know this yet but you're probably going to save the Republican Party
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
"Yes, that's right. My neighbor built a submarine that could fly" (w/ pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Who knew so many moon trees grew in the United States?
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Jersey just raised the legal smoking age to 21
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The solution is obvious: Never eat fresh fruit, as it's obviously trying to kill you
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having accomplished so much during his first 6 months, Donald Trump is taking almost the whole month of August to enjoy a well-deserved luxury vacation at his golf club resort in New Jersey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an effort to lay low until the storm subsides, Kushner's White House connection still being used to lure Chinese investors
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(Ancestry)
 
 
 
Are you related to anyone famous?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Plane makes unexpected landing in middle of moving traffic on Long Island road. "GET OFF THE ROAD, YA BUM"
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Wed July 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey Gov. Christie says he's going to sit on New York Gov. Cuomo and give him such a 'slap' over 'Summer of Hell' at Penn Station
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has the work ethic of a Fark admin
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump threw a huge tantrum after a NY Times story was published that detailed how aides thought the best way to reach him was to put their messages on TV, repeatedly screaming, am I a baby? am I a farking baby?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You might be sexist if you cite research gathered by straight, white men
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Welcome to the NYC 'Summer of Hell' transit trifecta, where even the rescue train got stuck rescuing stalled Amtrak and NJ Transit trains
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let the states decide the future of America's health care
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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Thu July 13, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer may be unable to get a security clearance, due to his past and possibly present struggles with alcoholism. But to be fair, having Trump as a client would make even a Mormon go on a bender that would impress Hunter S. Thompson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Goodbye muddah, goodbye faddah
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(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Because he's 'crushing it' as POTUS.....Trump is taking a long vacation. For all of August. The Dumbass tag is crushing for all of Trump's presidency
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump finally weighs in on his son's Russia meeting, issuing a vague non-denial denial and calling him a "high-quality person." Sorry, Fredo, looks like it's time to go fishing
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chris Christie takes calls on a sports radio show and yeah it goes about how you'd expect
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New poll finds 80% of New Jersey disapproves of Chris Christie's performance, beach attire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: You're 57 and guilty of forging your late mother's checks. Badder: You're IDed in the headline as "Son of Monkey Head Doctor." Fark: THAT "Monkey Head Doctor"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Three words: Jersey. Shore. Reunion
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I shared my son's hospital bill on Twitter -- then got death threats
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
60-year old father starts training to be a pro wrestler and suddenly things turn dusty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I think I see Bigfoot in the back, too
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stunningly, the price tag of a new NY/NJ tunnel has surprisingly jumped from $7.7 billion to $13 billion - spurring calls to get cracking on the $21 billion tunnel before the next eight or nine completely unexpected increases
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Baby's first baseball game results in baby's first trip to hospital
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
LePage: Things would go a lot smoother if there weren't reporters around to report on my incompetence and corruption
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey man comes home to find his pool gone and reports it stolen. Days later finds out it was mistakenly removed by contractor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Welfare scandal in Jersey nets more scammers. This means rich people should get huge tax cuts and health care is bad
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Trump was on the fence about discussing election meddling with Putin. Then he got a letter that changed everything
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Former Trump Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City holding a liquidation sale, just in case you want to turn your apartment into an exact replica of the classiest most winningest casino on earth
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Say farewell to the motorcycle industry. Their riders are dying of old age, and the youth aren't paying through the nose for irrelevant Harleys and Hondas. Hence, millennial-friendly Rebels and Streets that look good at Coachella
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Gross-looking spineless things have been showing up on Alaskan beaches. Apparently, that's not something that only happens in New Jersey
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The history of Skee-Ball. The hole story
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach reopened after whale carcass removed
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Whole Foods initiates recall after customers report supplier's Buffalo Chicken Salad isn't wholly chicken, but includes some tuna, AND fails to include buffalo
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
New Jersey's next governor rips Governor Christie's over-inflated swimming shorts for his beach frolicking
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
If New Jersey fails to pass a budget by Saturday, all casinos in Atlantic City will become Trump businesses
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie forced to close beach to the public to fit himself and family
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Sun July 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey police connect severed leg to missing woman
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Congratulations, New Jersey. Thanks to shutting yourself down, little kids aren't able to go camping this summer. So much winning
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I'm President and they're not"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
New Jersey's closed. Toxic sludge monster out front should have told you
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In addition to The Joker, Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, and Catwoman, Gotham also gave us Trump. Goddammit, Batman, you had ONE JOB
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A boyfriend's snore is one of the nicest sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM. And you're home alone. And you don't have a boyfriend
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Staples agrees to a $6.9 billion buyout. That was easy
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(Time)
 
 
 
If you stole a street sweeper and took it for a joy ride in Paterson, NJ, I would like to buy you a beer
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Waitress saves 9-year-old girl choking on chicken fingers with Heimlich maneuver. How does one calculate 15% on that service?
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man arrested at McDonald's for enjoying the free Wi-Fi a little too much
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Tue June 27, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Milo can't have a party without the mean old liberals ruining it, so his publicist refuses to tell anyone where it was moved to. Now he has an excuse for no one showing up
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump will spend the Fourth of July weekend in Washington, D.C. to absorb and reflect on all the nation's history that has unfolded within the sacred walls of the White House. Just kidding. He's going to go play golf in New Jersey
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Mon June 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tightasses aren't cheap
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Gee...such a nice democracy you had here. Too bad you screwed it all up by, you know, actually letting people vote and all that"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
College fires professor who appeared on Fox News
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Sure, many of us dreamed of one day hiking the Appalachian Trail. Dale Sanders just took a little bit longer to start his journey than most
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Fri June 23, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears announces the closing of 20 additional stores. In other news, there are still 20 Sears stores out there
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Mets fan grabs foul ball and will never have to take care of his baby ever again, except maybe through a court judgement
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Beware the squirrels with ballsacks
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now waiting just offstage for its big debut alongside Illinois in "Pension Crash Follies": New York City
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump spikes the ball, dances in the end zone, after Georgia election win
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your car's outside thermometer is about as reliable as a 5-owner Peugeot from a shady New Jersey car auction. Here's why
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All NHL teams will be getting new uniforms next season, so check them out and see if Adidas did a good job or not
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
School board member wants to forbid other members from discussing any school related matters outside of official school board meetings. Why yes, it is because some members have said mean things about his crooked buddy the superintendent
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senior student yearbook portrait: "I'm sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Got the tag, might as well use it
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According to Google, guess which state ranks highest with typing in the words "impeach Trump"? No, it's not New York, but it does rhyme with the California city name Fontana
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida reports revenue increase of several million of dollars since Trump's inauguration. But her Foundations
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Boss is headed to Broadway
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Exercise slows the aging process. Mostly for people who feel how slowly time seems to pass when they're in the middle of a workout
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump picks his son's wedding planner, who has no housing experience, to run NY federal housing programs. Fark needs an Insane tag
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Thu June 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The smart co-host of Fox & Friends wore a green pantsuit. Some people had a problem with that
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie breaks ground on a $2.4 billion Newark Airport terminal project. Although to be fair, this also happens when Christie takes more than a few steps
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two arrested for attacking protesters at the Turkish Embassy in Washington, DC. I guess it IS somebody's business and not just the Turks'
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The latest update on the guy who claimed to have farked Fran Drescher, as well as having invented e-mail
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(SILive)
 
 
 
NJ resident Jason A. Smith becomes a trivia answer for being the first person charged with drunk driving on the new Goethals Bridge, connecting NJ to NYC
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(Aviation International News)
 
 
 
Turns out Jennifer Lawrence's plane did have one working engine when it landed. Nice reporting, E News
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'The Sopranos' creator David Chase and others give an oral history of the show's most agonizing death scene (and no, it's not the guy's head being run over)
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(Some Pill)
 
 
 
Aspirin went generic 100 years ago, so why is Bayer still in business?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
-in grill
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ethan Hawke knows he probably annoys you, and he's ok with that
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Well, it was looking like we might have an actual breastamageddon on our hands, but the Ocean City Council managed to pass an emergency ordinance banning topless women from the beach just in the nick of time
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
SXSW plans to stay in Texas despite two senators from other states trying to get the festival using the guise of Texas' new "sanctuary cities" ban
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't text and walk. With helpful video. No really, it proves the point
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
Over the past several months, there have been at least 15 sightings of a seven-foot-tall "winged humanoid" flying about in Chicago. I'm not saying it's Mothman, but it's Mothman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
PBA Prez: Um, those police officers you see on video kicking and punching an innocent bystander who was set on fire by a car crash were really just trying to put out the fire
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Christie defends Trump's demands for "loyalty" from Comey at a private dinner as "Normal New York conversation". Which is completely true, if you are a New Yorker who also happens to be, say, IN THE MAFIA
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Wed June 07, 2017
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Moran wins primary for Camden NJ Mayor, unopposed in general election. This should work out well
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OMG, OBJ is skipping OTAs
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
32 mobsters indicted for trafficking 10,000 pounds of stolen chocolate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Breaker Breaker this is Rubber Duck, I'm gonna put the hammer down
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Tue June 06, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you were eagerly awaiting the result of the Wawa vs Dawa retail lawsuit, we have the verdict
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why didn't Silicon Valley happen in New Jersey, home of Edison and Bell Labs? Blame corporate lobbyists for killing the goose that laid the golden light bulbs
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Your move, Patrick Tribett
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberal activist judge forces small town to spend $3.25 million to build a mosque because their town didn't have one
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Fri June 02, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kindergarten graduation party. Seems a little silly. Shoving match between two 6 year olds. Seems a little stupid. Parents escalate the violence. Seems a little scary. Someone gets shot. Seems a little Fark
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Wait a minute, if the future of retail is online, why should we pay courier services to deliver our stuff when we can just use our own employees on their way home from the brick and mortar stores? It's not like we pay them or anything
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Lawyers, drugs, and money
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
The FBI may get into the lane closure business
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper calls out the GOP's hypocrisy over Kathy Griffin; "Mocking the disabled should be condemned too." And he didn't even bring up all the times Republicans held up effigies of Obama's corpse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner is a greedy little fark who takes money meant for the poor and builds luxury apartments with it. Selling visas to foreigners also part of the scam, and he's got a new project in the works
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even as his house of cards is burning around him, Kushner is calmly sitting at his table with a cup of coffee muttering "THIS IS FINE, EVERYTHING'S FINE"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
What wine pairs well with Jackass?
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Tue May 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fallen Navy parachutist remembered as 'angel on earth'
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Mon May 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe tells it like it is and chastises Democrats for ignoring the middle class
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
It all makes so much sense now. CNN headquarters is where H.R. Puffenstuff once ushered kids to rides and attractions
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If in doubt, tell another lie
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
12 most bizarre anti-drug PSAs of the 1980s. Come for Pee-Wee Herman, stay for Corey Feldman
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Skydiving over the Hudson River and your parachute won't open? Just let it go man
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago, music died forever when Billy Ray Cyrus released Achy Breaky Heart. And we have never recovered
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
According to half of an 8th grade class from New Jersey, House Speaker Paul Ryan has 'party before his country' cooties
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Black bear walks "nonchalantly" through suburban New Jersey backyards sending residents into a frenzy because they've never seen a 'huge' wild animal before
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
New Jersey officer known as the 'Deer Whisperer' saves adorable baby deer from sewer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another small part of True America died today, as Maryland has officially banned rolling coal
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey is a "barbecue wasteland." This in addition to being a regular wasteland. Would you be brave enough to try these 40 barbecue places in Jersey, or would you travel to St. Louis for proper barbecue?
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York businesses are providing Plan B to their employees to address commuter problems by aborting the drivers of the future
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ activates emergency alert system, sends nuclear warnings to TVs -- by accident
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Tue May 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest person claiming they warned Trump about Mike Flynn.... Chris Christie
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Saudis gave Trump $360b in deals hoping Trump would rescind the 9/11 lawsuit law. Unfortunately, they are about to learn what Americans already know, the man is not so much a deal maker, as he is a promise breaker
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's efforts to stop Trump from tweeting too much about as successful as Trump's efforts to stop Chris Christie from eating too much
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Mon May 22, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trumpanzee decides to Make United Great Again; jailarity ensues
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Conflict-of-Interest-in-law is keeping his real estate holdings and not disclosing all of his various shady dealings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Reps are finally reaping what they sow. Okay, maybe heckling the guy for talking about his deceased 11-year-old daughter is a tad much. And the death threats, those too, especially threatening to shoot the woman who holds Gabby Giffords' old seat
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Sun May 21, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police grill the hamburglar who they think stole a Ronald McDonald statue. It's enough to make you grimace
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
No lady, your baby is not worth $1,700
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the spanking the Sens gave the Pens in game 3, look for the Pens to return the favor. Or will Fluery wilt like yesterday's flower? Phil & Gino drop the gloves on the bench? Sid admit he liked getting spanked? NTTAWWT Songs at 8 pm ET then HOCKEY
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteer archaeologists in New Jersey find human blood on revolutionary war shrapnel. Soon my dream of mixing Colonial Williamsburg and Jurassic Park will be a reality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anything that shows Trump was not being entirely truthful with his "no, no, next question" response calls into question his credibility on a whole range of issues." The real story here is apparently CNN still thinks Trump has credibility
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Thu May 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2019 opening of the new Rams-Chargers stadium has been postponed due to rain. Fark: for another year
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump acts like a spoiled child, like most other rich people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What's the wifi here?" "CLASSIESTWIFI, password 'titties69'". Presto, state secrets
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Wed May 17, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you want to feel better about your own decisions today, at least you are not finding yourself trying to dig your SUV out of the ocean
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Tue May 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know how as a teenager you would smoke pot as soon as your parents left the house? It's kind of like the plans this New Jersey lawmaker is making for as soon as Chris Christie leaves office
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yours is the nicest bedding I've ever come across
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Mon May 15, 2017
(WNYC)
 
 
 
NJ Rep who hasn't held town hall in 4 years is upset that activists are having them without him. Does he: A) finally face his constituents, B) find some other form of voter interface, or C) send a letter to the organizer's boss to try to get her fired?
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(NBC New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Lear jet crashes in NJ, multiple buildings on fire. LGT live feed
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Researchers: Dinosaurs seconds away from walking among us. Wat?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to order Cats through the mail, that seems kind of cruel. Oh sorry it's Katz's you'll be order through the mail, well that's cool
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Sat May 13, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Maternal mortality rates are declining across civilized nations. The US is not a civilized nation
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Niagara Falls' and 'feces' - two strings of letters that should never appear in the same sentence
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(Mysterious Universe)
 
 
 
There is no greater proof that subby has been frequenting the wrong bars (Not safe for work)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The real problem with self-driving cars? They actually follow traffic laws
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa and Wyclef Jean are inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame, as they both qualify by living in the state at least 40 years and not being fished out of the Hudson River
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Wed May 10, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Perfect Storm ship about to become part of reef which will help lessen the impact of bad storms. Hey, wait a second. Didn't that ship go to the bottom of the ocean never to be seen again?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media signed a private deal with Trump to give him nothing but positive coverage during the election. Let's see what's happened since then
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Tue May 09, 2017
(RedState)
 
 
 
Somebody had better get a handle on Lord Trump, because he's on the path to outspend former President Obama's entire eight years in office, within just his first year. So says left-wing publication Red State
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Next on 'Real Parole Violations Of New Jersey Housewives'
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
It took New Jersey politicians 6 years to figure out what to do about Snooki getting paid to speak on campus: a new law that will change nothing
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie signed a new law trying to make it harder to get opioids; however, said law just made the crisis even worse
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Doughnuts must be killed before they kill Homer Simpson and the rest of us
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(Disney)
 
 
 
Headline claims "Sinkholes now appearing in the wrong places". But have they ever appeared in any right places?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snowflakes upset that someone used adult language. 'Grab them by the pussy' still cromulent though. And a business model
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Oh the Huge Manatee turns 80
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The New York Times is the Donald Trump of newspapers
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A NJ Vet examining a litter of abandoned kittens discovers that one of them is an extremely rare male tortie. Now named Burrito, he is hoping that someone adopts him and then makes a run for the border and gets him out of NJ in time for Caturday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Being declared creator of Earth's finest composition is a boost to your Ego
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New essay question for the Fark Law GED exam: Is it an emolument if a Trump tenant sublets to the DoD? Show your work/argument to the right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, the last survivor of the Hindenburg lives in Parachute, Colorado
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
7.5 million state residents exposed to unsafe drinking water. Top that, Flint, Michigan
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump won't spend the weekend away from the White House in Florida. He'll spend it away from the White House in New Jersey instead
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Thu May 04, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Guy married to his own mother-in-law
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't tell Elaine Benes, but Manhattan is getting a new area code
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
67-year-old New Jersey golfer hits hole-in-one, pauses to adjust onion on his belt and proceeds to hit another
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pols to Amtrak: Fix NYC's Penn Station ASAP. Amtrak: Ok, we've devised a plan where we can take six weeks to do major work over the summer while commuters are on vacation. Pols: AUGH. The disruptions
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's longtime nemesis marijuana now three times more popular than he is. Other enemies of Christie far more popular than he is are diets, IRS audits, and root canal treatments
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Twin sisters give birth on the same day nine months after their probable orgy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sentient tub of Cinnabon frosting Chris Christie vetoes a bill requiring politicians to release tax returns that was inspired by Trump, but there's no conflict of interest. Why do you keep saying that Trump has any conflicts of interest?
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Mon May 01, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Citizen Kane released this day in 1941. Do you know what 'Rosebud' represents?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And here's Chris Christie longing for a Cinnabon at a rest stop
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Sat April 29, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When civilizations collide: Irish people try food from New Jersey for the first time. "Do they just put cheese on everything?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump declares May 1st as "Loyalty Day" so you better celebrate and have fun, good citizen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Live: Trump regales the NRA with tales of his electoral college win and the possiblity of facing "Pocahontas" in 2020
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal authorities run nuclear response drills at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Which means next week you can look online for autographed game-worn army helmets
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. There just aren't a lot of things to do in Jersey City
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Uber drivers upset that cab drivers are "poaching" their customers. Wait...isn't there a Fark tag for this kind of story? Hmm...why, I think there is
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a completely unexpected development NO ONE could have predicted; a new lawsuit claims that in addition to being a sexist pig, Fox News' Roger Ailes was also a racist bigot who engaged in "pervasive racial discrimination"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Disney)
 
 
 
Dumb guy tries to french kiss alligator but tapes its mouth shut which kind of defeats the purpose, if you know what I mean
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Authorities in the NY Metro Area begin "Gotham Shield" nuclear response drills. FEMA is involved. You know what that means
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