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Headlines matching 'New Jersey'

Thu April 11, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		NJ woman tracks down her hero lifeguard who saved her in 1964 when she was 5 source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(12)
		Hitmen, torture, informants, betrayal: The savage world of NJ diner management source: nj.com \| share:	(41)
		DirecTV adds DogTV channel. Media experts say it will be the most biatches seen on one network since the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(2)

Wed April 10, 2013


		Wife goes over a cliff, falling 120 feet in 2.74 seconds. If she landed 52 feet from the base of the cliff, did she stumble or was she pushed by her husband, who was philandering at a rate of 20 affairs per marriage? source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	(88)
		"What's ailing the NJ Devils?" Satan? source: rantsports.com \| share:	(10)

Tue April 09, 2013

		NJ welcomes its first professional Ultimate frisbee team, the NJ Hammerh... wait, did that just say "professional Ultimate frisbee"? source: nj.com \| share:	(52)
		New Jersey grandmother founds "Cursive Club" to keep alive the delicate art of cursive handwriting source: npr.org \| share:	(105)

Sun April 07, 2013

WILL C.M. Punk be the 1 in the Undertaker's 20-1? CAN John Triton beat Roadblock for the WWE Title? IS TONIGHT "Game Over" for HHH's career? LIVE from New Jersey, THIS is YOUR WWE WrestleMania XXIX Discussion Thread (7pm ET on PPV)

source: wwe.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013


		Thursday Night MMA: Bellator 95, the finale of Season 8. Featuring Curran vs Shamhalaev for the Featherweight Championship, plus FW and MW Tournament Finals. Prelims stream at Spike.com at 7:15 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on Spike TV source: bellator.com \| share:	(152)
		Trenton, NJ city councilwoman finds out the hard way the "blue waffle" internet meme. WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY OR AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY source: nj.com \| share:	(111)

Tue April 02, 2013

		NJ man arrested for stealing $117,108 worth of perfume. That makes a lot of scents source: holmdel-hazlet.patch.com \| share:	(21)
		NJ Gov Chris Christie signs bill banning children from using tanning beds, tanning sprays and salad bars source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(89)

Fri March 29, 2013

Charges dropped against 28-year-old NJ teacher accused of having sex with 17-year-old student. Your guesses as to the teacher's gender and hotness are wrong

source: nj.com | share:

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Thu March 28, 2013

		In today's episode of "good things happen to bad people", Powerball lotto winner who is getting $152 Million lump sum, after taxes, owes $29K in back child support source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(394)
		Governor Chris Christie promises us all that he and Prince Harry will keep their clothes on during the Prince's upcoming visit to New Jersey. Words cannot begin to express our relief source: nypost.com \| share:	(25)

Tue March 26, 2013

New Jersey man "very happy" after winning $338M Powerball jackpot. YOU DON'T SAY

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

New Jersey Democratic Assemblyman is caught in a BDSM scandal. The safe word was "tax cuts"

source: nypost.com | share:

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Sat March 23, 2013

Who killed off 76% of life on earth? We're not naming names, but this article has a photo of New Jersey

source: web.mit.edu | share:

(50)

Fri March 22, 2013

Martin Brodeur sets NHL record for most goals with the third of his career

source: scores.espn.go.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

Think things couldn't be any worse in New Jersey? How about "Senator Geraldo Rivera?"

source: tmz.com | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

New Jersey allows casinos to accept betting on fantasy sports, wagers on the Cubs making the World Series

source: abcnews.go.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

		Because it is impossible that a Democrat from New Jersey could be involved in corruption, here's yet another non-story hit piece on the grand jury fishing expedition looking into the dealings of hooker-free and selfless public servant Bob Menendez source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(76)
		New Jersey bakery comes up with novel way to make those tasteless sugar-free snacks taste better. FDA does not approve source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(35)

Tue March 12, 2013

So we have a little buzzard problem here, hey let's string some dead birds together to stop them

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

Brooklyn's hipster couples moving to New Jersey before it's cool

source: nj.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

Time lapse webcam footage of New Jersey DOT rebuilding a bridge in 48 hours

source: earthcam.net | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

Guests who drank corpse water sue L.A. hotel. Suspicions initially raised when a New Jersey couple said it was like they never left home

source: abclocal.go.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

		What do Chris Christie, Bruce Springsteen, and the goddamn Batman have in common? source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(29)
		Scientists say that Mars may still be inhabitable today. Conclusion arrived at after seeing how many people are still living in New Jersey source: space.com \| share:	(20)

Tue February 26, 2013

(WVHooligan)		Soccer team unveils new jersey which features the names of all season ticket holders. Spiffy tag outweighs the Sad of being able to comfortably fit all of your season ticket holder's names onto a single shirt source: wvhooligan.com \| share:	(20)
		NJ governor Chris Christie has broad bipartisan appeal, with an approval rating of 74%. Naturally, this means he's not being invited to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(123)

Sun February 24, 2013

Tan Mom, banned from every tanning salon in her home state of New Jersey, plans to beat ban by moving to London (w/pics)

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

After less than a year, Atlantic City's newest, shiniest casino reaches a milestone that took its predecessors much longer - chapter 11

source: phillyburbs.com | share:

(21)

Sat February 16, 2013

Thu February 14, 2013

Trenton, NJ named the "least romantic city in the US" by people who aren't turned on by killing Hessians in their sleep on Christmas

source: nj.com | share:

(45)

Sat February 09, 2013

New Jersey defends its moves to the left

source: blog.nj.com | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

		NFL football-nancification officials retreat to their fainting couches as they struggle with the task of a cold-weather halftime show for Super Bowl 48. Fans from Buffalo, Green Bay say an extra layer of body paint should suffice source: nypost.com \| share:	(94)
		While you were preoccupied with football on Sunday, the goalie for the New Jersey Devils made the save of the year. No, not that goalie. The other one. The backup source: video.nhl.com \| share:	(45)

Sun February 03, 2013

New Jersey school institutes no cursing rule for students...unless you have a penis. Then you're farking golden

source: nbcphiladelphia.com | share:

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Sat February 02, 2013

		Fan of Detroit Pistons' Tayshaun Prince wears Prince's jersey to game, learns he was traded before the game, balls up jersey in disgust. In other news, someone spent money on a Tayshaun Prince jersey source: nesn.com \| share:	(32)
		Between Lance Armstrong, Ray Lewis, and Bill "El Wingador" Simmons, there are no heroes left in sports source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(59)

Fri February 01, 2013

Because New Jersey isn't already a terrible enough place, Geraldo Rivera is thinking about running for the Senate seat

source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Thu January 31, 2013

		Hitler's toilet found in New Jersey source: tabletmag.com \| share:	(110)
		NJ Transit train strikes paint truck, creating new Jackson Pollock-inspired color scheme source: nj.com \| share:	(32)
		NJ man murders neighbor using military-style compound bow equipped with high-capacity quiver source: nj.com \| share:	(209)

Tue January 29, 2013

		Remember all that good will Christie has been building the past couple months? About that source: philly.com \| share:	(131)
		Acute algebra teacher in trouble for show a student her box and whisker plot source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(45)

Sun January 27, 2013

Come-on NJ and PA Farkers, Missing woman in Lambertville NJ who did the Lord's work of serving Beer needs your help. Missing since 2AM Saturday

source: trentonian.com | share:

(12)

Sat January 26, 2013

NJ algebra teacher learns that 16 does not go into 28, that 18 is a prime number, and that a mole is a funny-looking unit of measurement

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Fri January 25, 2013

New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez (D-umbass) denies supporting trickle down economics in the Dominican Republic

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Wed January 23, 2013

Whale euthanized on NJ beach. Jwoww, Pauly D, and The Situation inconsolable

source: dailyrecord.com | share:

(26)

Tue January 22, 2013

The Ravens will win the Super Bowl, according to Princess the camel

source: abc2news.com | share:

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Mon January 21, 2013

Newark, NJ selling jewelry made from its most abundant resource: Crime guns and shell casings

source: nj.com | share:

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Thu January 17, 2013

		New Jersey Parasite discovered. Relation to Snooki not yet verified source: treehugger.com \| share:	(62)
		Feds charge 32 New York and New Jersey waste removal company executives with racketeering conspiracy, extortion and pandering to cliched stereotypes source: nj.com \| share:	(30)

Sun January 13, 2013

NY/NJ lawmakers getting $9b in Sandy relief resent GOP accusations that they'll waste $17b, for a mere $32b is insufficient to brib-- er, that is, invest $56b in essential infrastructure, and to refuse a polite request for $82b is unconscionable

source: durangoherald.com | share:

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Thu January 10, 2013

		New Jersey leads the nation in people trying to get the hell out of New Jersey source: philly.com \| share:	(54)
		Pinball is not dead. Not if a visionary pinhead in New Jersey has anything to say about it source: slate.com \| share:	(60)
		Chris Christie is more popular with Democrats than with Republicans source: politicalwire.com \| share:	(107)

Sun January 06, 2013

Government approves stench monitoring system to warn people. Sorry, not for New Jersey's neighbors

source: contracostatimes.com | share:

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Wed January 02, 2013

To all my fellow Port Authority Bus Terminal riders, I'm sorry we had the beans special last night -- Love, NJ

source: abclocal.go.com | share:

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Sat December 29, 2012

Doodling in your notebook at school? That's an arrestin', searchin', and chargin' with bomb makin'

source: cbldf.org | share:

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Fri December 28, 2012

Three shot, one injured inside New Jersey Police station. If only the police had been armed, this would never have happened

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Thu December 27, 2012

NJ man files class-action lawsuit against insurance companies over definition of "basement." Farkers called in as expert witnesses

source: nj.com | share:

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Thu December 20, 2012

Corey Booker decides to look at a 2014 Senate bid rather than to go up too many weight classes right now

source: nydailynews.com | share:

(38)

Sun December 16, 2012

What're you in for? Uh... illegally importing whale tusks. *hairy eyeball* ...and creating a nuisance?

source: philly.com | share:

(32)

Sat December 15, 2012

19 million people tuned in to watch the Hurricane Sandy benefit concert. The number would have been greater, but Comcast and Time-Warner still haven't fixed the cable in New York or New Jersey

source: hollywoodreporter.com | share:

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Thu December 13, 2012

		Great Moments in Vetting: Intern for Sen. Bob Menendez (D-fuhggetaboutit) arrested and deported because he was an illegal alien-and a registered sex offender source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(109)
		I don't want to give you the impression New Jersey has fallen into hard times, but the Mayor is on food stamps source: addictinginfo.org \| share:	(76)

Wed December 12, 2012

In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, NJ Assemblyman wants stronger utility poles. He doesn't know how much they'd cost or if they'd make any difference, but he wants them

source: nj.com | share:

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