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317 headlines found matching 'Nam'
Thu May 25, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
When asked if she supports tax havens for the wealthy, Republican Representative in Minnesota answers: "There is actual joy to be found in Jesus Christ, Jesus loves you all." She then voted against closing tax loopholes, in Jesus' name, amen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sears actually posts a quarterly profit after selling the one thing they had than anybody still wanted: The rights to the Craftsman brand name
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Wed May 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Real estate CEO admits he stole $1.6M to pay for strippers and blow. Anyone know his Fark user name?
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Data breach releases names of 16,000 Florida concealed weapon carriers, giving hackers a list of people to back slowly away from and leave the hell alone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Fox News made a name for itself by making Monica Lewinsky's life a nightmare
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Sat May 20, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden aren't playing "Hallowed Be Thy Name" on tour due to ongoing legal dispute. That Apostle Matthew has some tough lawyers
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Will Always Dreaming continue the dream of a Triple Crown? Or will another horse shock bettors everywhere and take it? What is your favorite horse name that is in the race? It is the 142nd Preakness Stakes, post time is at 6:45 pm ET
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Somebody named Vanessa Bayer is leaving SNL after 7 seasons of anonymity
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby penguin is named... Oh FFS Enough with the Namey McNameyface crap. It was only slightly amusing the first time, now it's just dumb
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Authorities have a blast after finding 50 pounds of dynamite at an unused tobacco packing house in NC. Dynomite (Exclamation point)
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Trucking industry advocacy group introduces new mascot, launches Naming Contest. And so Trucky McTruckface was born
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In the bizarre rules of golf, tournament player has to decide whether to strip down to his underwear and jump into a pond to find his ball, or take a two-stroke penalty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I would think that a bug that likes biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep and then defecates into the wound with feces that harbor an infectious parasite that causes heart disease would have a scarier laymen name than "kissing bug"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to call people "white trash" in a Yelp review, you may not want to use your real name, particularly if you're a dean at Yale
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Thu May 18, 2017
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
His user name was INCESTGUY8629. With mugshot OTD
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Boeing needs new names for its updated fighters. Surely we can come up with a few
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Unfortunate Supermodel suffers wardrobe malfunction at Cannes, and now everybody knows her name, she's in every newspaper, everyone is talking about her, and...oh, I get it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Manafort and Flynn named suspects, Trump team knowing about Flynn before the transition, and now the 18 contacts with Russians during the campaign. What's next? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread. Place your bets now, folks
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
21 Frat-tastic celebrity fraternity composite photos reveal one amazing truth... Guy Fieri's real name is "Guy Ferry"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
National Security Council figures out how to get Trump to read his one-page briefings: Mention Trump's name in "as many paragraphs as we can because he keeps reading if he's mentioned"
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Google protects its trademark name after court finds insufficient evidence to show that the general public sees the word "google" as a generic name for internet search engines
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Apey McApeface officially named "Alba"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
"The company's strategy of fostering rapid growth by flouting laws may wind up being its undoing". If it takes you more than one guess to name the company referenced in the quote, you haven't been paying attention
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Scorpions on a plane, naming dinosaurs, and what to do when you're stuck in Florida. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-07 to Sat 2017-05-13
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers softball team isn't seeded in the NCAA tournament, despite being ranked Number 1, with a 54-3 record
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
7,000+ Coloradans' names, addresses used to post fake comments about Net Neutrality to FCC web site
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can you find North Korea on a map? Nope, that's Vietnam, and that's India, and that one is Australia. Hmm, maybe we should stop and think about this one
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
The fastest rising baby name in the U.S. is Kylo Ren after parents determine that the name Donald is just too evil
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New lung 'organoids' in a dish mimic features of full-size lung, would make a great band name
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photographer documents 28 active and abandoned drive-in theaters before they get bulldozed in the name of progress
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(Pravda Report)
 
Weeners
 
China gave its new aircraft carrier an interesting name
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention parents - Think you're being unique by naming your baby something odd, misspelled or socially trendy? Chances are you're sealing their social fate and limiting future career potential
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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(AP)
 
 
 
Caitlyn no longer a popular name for girls. In fact, all four versions of the name Caitlyn have fallen from the top 1000 names of girls. Hmmm... wonder why?
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Glacier National Park needs a new name
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Governor Chris Christie might be named the new FBI director because of his unflinching loyalty to President Trump. He might not be named the new FBI director because of his unflinching loyalty to President Trump
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but anti-net neutrality spammers are impersonating real people to flood FCC comments. The people named in the comments were contacted and said they had no knowledge of the comments in question
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So how did we come up with different names for moons? An article like this comes once in a blue moon, after all
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia BestBank renamed Georgia FailBank after federal officials close all its branches
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slowing down and doing less is the way to achieve greatness. Which explains why so many people are familiar with the name of Tim Tebow
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Mon May 08, 2017
(escape.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I'm not from Australia" like mangling a town's name. Here are 12 you've probably been mispronouncing
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Daly wins his first PGA tournament since 2004
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad career advice: Telling a young Charlie Chaplin to "lose the name, funny walk and moustache"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A NJ Vet examining a litter of abandoned kittens discovers that one of them is an extremely rare male tortie. Now named Burrito, he is hoping that someone adopts him and then makes a run for the border and gets him out of NJ in time for Caturday
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elon Musk asks the internet to name a boring machine - Farkers, you know what to do
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis Park Board votes to change name of lake named after noted slaver John Calhoun to the original Dakota name of Bde Maka Ska, which translates loosely as "Whitey Lake"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In honor of Star Wars day name a line from EP IV that could be considered a sexual innuendo. "Into the chute flyboy"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Alcoholic British Baby Boomers Overrunning NHS" is the name of my Godsmack tribute band
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Baby names in danger of dying out. Really, is anyone going to go with Cilla unless there is a twin named Charybdis?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One is the loneliest number for this dog named Eastwood, as he was the only dog left after 2,500 shelter dogs were adopted from his shelter
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Tue May 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman loses lawsuit to reveal identity of male escort she says got her pregnant, which is probably good since she hasn't been named either
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't taunt the dynamite dictator in North Korea, talk to him
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Seniors over age 85 need help managing money and medications. Also who they are, where they live, the names of their kids, the day of the week
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A group of Vietnam officers, who call themselves the "Lucky ones," gathers for a "we might not do this again" reunion. If you're looking for the subby she's likely bawling in the corner
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(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
In a fresh bid to get his name back in the news, Billy Ray Cyrus will legally change his name to the man formerly known as Billy Ray to just Cyrus
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Well, I wonder how much overseas data will have Trump's name on it? Whatever the amount, the NSA is getting rid of the whole lot. Conspiracy anyone?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Three candidates competing for District G spot in Pasadena, giving credence to the nickname, Pasa-Get-Down-Dena
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Sat April 29, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's Nerd Prom time again. Will Donald Trump live tweet the festivities? Will he send Hasan Minhaj to Guantanamo? Will everyone be watching Samantha Bee instead? This is your 2017 White House Correspondents' Dinner thread, 9:30PM ET on C-SPAN
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Fri April 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NFL Draft. Are you happy with your team's decisions so far? What big names will be selected and also left out of Rounds 2 and 3? Will there be additional trades? The Draft resumes at 7:00 PM ET
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers will be the host of a revival of The Gong Show on ABC -- in character as a hacky British stand-up comic named Mike Maitland. If only there were something one could do to indicate that they do not wish to continue watching an act perform
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With a name like 'Skull Melting Demonstration,' you know it had to be good
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Wed April 26, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists grow a working brain in the lab, no mention if its name is Abby Normal
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
"'Enraged by Xylophone' would be a pretty good band name"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New ant species named after Radiohead because all dung beetle species have been cataloged
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Business of Fashion)
 
 
 
Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth by the bear exhibit at the Omaha zoo. Name the Zoo Baby contest in 3,2,1
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sergio Montoya. I kill people's faith in teachers. Prepare to cry
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Hello My Name is Marco Antonio Garcia-Garcia. You followed my vehicle. Prepare to die
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newly released documents reveal the sordid 20 year history of the first active duty admiral in U.S. history to be convicted of a felony. Come for kickbacks, stay for the sex with Vietnamese prostitutes
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(Some Imaginary Guy)
 
 
 
Imaginary tribunal convicts Monsanto of imaginary war crimes, including "ecocide" and "scary chemical names"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Le Pen win? Will one of the candidates not named Le Pen win? Do you know the names of the other candidates who aren't named Le Pen? It's your France election thread. First results of this first round of voting expected at 2pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: People in real estate work hard, and so should be given massive tax cuts. Especially if their last name rhymes with "Frump"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Straight)
 
 
 
With siblings forbidding him from touring as "Zappa plays Zappa," Dweezil changes name of his tour to "50 Years of Frank: Dweezil Zappa Plays Whatever the F*CK He Wants-to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his father's first album, Freak Out"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Trump's deputy commerce secretary pick withdraws his name from consideration
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo holding baby capybara naming contest. You know what to do, Fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At the White House daily briefing, a reporter asked Press Secretary Sean Spicer to name a single legislative accomplishment from Trump's agenda that he could boast when the 100-day mark hits. Spicer: Crickets
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of "Facebook killer" doesn't know if she wants to keep her name that he spoke on the video because the internet has been telling her she's the one who should have died. You're not helping, internet
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(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
Maybe Toronto's biggest problem is the Milwaukee Bucks. Their size is shocking to the system. The Raptors found out dinosaurs aren't extinct. They just go by the name, 'Greek Freak'
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists discover giant clam, tentatively name it "Your Mom"
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Welcome to the age of Jackie Chanamation
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor returns after only 15 months off with a lesbian named Bill and a guy who looks like a thumb in Doctor Who: The Pilot, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Plus, the spin-off Class makes its American premiere immediately afterwards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 24, Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Wilson Reis for the flyweight title. also Rose Namajunas vs Michelle Waterson. Fight Pass prelims 4pm ET, TV prelims at 6pm, main card at 8pm, both on local Fox stations
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Fri April 14, 2017
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby aardvark born in Spanish zoo needs a name that isn't Aardvarky McAardvarkface
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The band's name was Jamiroquai, it wasn't the name of the guy with the funky hat. And in other news, the keyboardist for Jamiroquai passed away
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
In 1998, Rastafarian parents named their daughter Isis Harambe. They couldn't have imagined how that would turn out for her
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Alright auto geeks - Other than the Kia Rio, Dodge Daytona, and Pontiac LeMans, how many cars can you list that were named after places? (very difficult)
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Dozens were trapped on a Six Flags roller coaster, but to be fair, what did you expect from a ride named "Joker's Jinx"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Ok, hoarding 74 dogs is pretty bad. But not as bad as naming a breed an Aussie doodle
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
The story of semi-forgotten '80s Canadian sketch comedy "Bizarre," which introduced North American TV audiences to a klutzy daredevil named "Super Dave" Osborne (images possibly Not safe for work)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Known as "Synalpheus pinkfloyd," the new species of shrimp sports a bright pink claw, and like its namesake, rocks out
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Irish burger chain challenges McDonald's ability to register every name that starts with 'Mc', being a trademark bully
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are having a daughter; we both chose names. I did a presentation; my names were historical or family. My wife chose trashy names like Lauryn and wrote them on a napkin. I question our relationship now. What do I do?"
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Guess who was just recently named 2017 "Communicator of the year"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Latest Poll shows Chris Christie (R) now officially the most unpopular governor in America. We should celebrate that by suggesting to rename Fort Lee's George Washington Bridge into Chris Christie Bridge
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
'Phony,' 'failing,' 'worthless' - here are all the names Trump has called this year's Pulitzer Prize winners
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Long-distance ride sharing company Blablacar changes its focus. Perhaps it should think about changing its name instead
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In news that comes too late for most Farkers, engineers with expertise in self-driving technology can name their own price and work anywhere they want. Thanks Mom; for encouraging me to get that degree in invertebrate anatomy
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Call center scam artist named "Shaggy" unloads his assets and tries to disappear in his mystery machine, and he would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling Interpol RCNs
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL post season tournament is set and the means it's time for the NHL Bracket Challenge©. There's just a few days to sign up or sign in and make your best pick in Hockey Farker's very own league. Details in the "boobies"
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last weekend I asked for your input into our new puppy's name. We brought the pup home this week, and we have a winner as decided by the family
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(CBC)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, a 50-year-old nation sent 4 divisions up a ridge, forged itself an identity, and added the name Vimy Ridge to history
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you do when your Facebook friend cancels going on holiday with you? You invite a total stranger with the same name
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Sat April 08, 2017
(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Moving Day at Augusta finds some new and familiar names at the top and a few unexpected ones already going home. Streaming coverage begins at 11 AM ET / TV coverage at 3 PM on CBS. A tradition like no other...The Masters
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Because when you're looking for sensual delights, obviously you want a prostitute named "Soul Snatcher." Includes mugshot goodness of ... what's the opposite of MILF?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Syria airstrike sends a "critical message," namely that Trump will engage in expensive and ineffectual military strikes to distract from domestic problems
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Earth-sized telescope named after a shiatty movie will be powered up for the first time soon. It's so powerful, it may actually be capable of detecting people who admit they saw the movie in a theater 2 decades ago
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"And yeah, on the first at-bat of the Resurrection, Teebus did clear the wall and go yard. And the multitudes rejoiced, shouting his name"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Steamboat Today)
 
 
 
The town famous for naming a bridge "James Brown Soul Center of the Universe" seeking input on the name of a new MTB trail
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Star Wars SHOCK: Fan with attention deficit has pointless theory about Han Solo's real name, UK tabloid runs with it
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Taser International, in response to Jeff Sessions' plans to end police accountability, offers free bodycams and cloud storage to all US police agencies for one year. Also, renames itself to "Axon." Feeling nervous?
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Wed April 05, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet says he'd rather be sent back to the horrors of the jungle than spend a single day at a Florida reform school, in rare story where the Florida tag is for something rage-inducing rather than foolish
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(uExpress)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My son just got married and took his wife's last name. This made me mad so I cut him out of my life. Did I overreact?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Les Miles roams the country in coaching exile, visiting his son Manny at... wait, Les Miles has a son named Manny Miles?
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
The first week in April means the azaleas are blooming in Augusta. Par 3 Tournament streaming coverage begins at 3 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House: 'our poll numbers are tanking and half of us are under investigation. I know - let's taunt the dynamite monkey that'll distract people from our problems.'
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Tue April 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are a high-profile administration figure and want to edit your Wikipedia page to erase your criminal history, please use an alt user account instead of your personal account that has your last name in the username to do it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
North Carolina to NCAA: Hey guys, we sorta kinda didn't really repeal HB2, so can we have our basketball tournaments back, pretty please? NCAA: Looks legit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comey's secret Twitter is named after leftist writer who said sometimes you have to do distasteful things for moral reasons. Not sure but Comey might have been THE Bernie Bro who cost Hillary the election. Mind Blown
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(Bioware)
 
 
 
Upcoming patch will fix the most important problems with Mass Effect: Andromeda. Namely, "running in a zigzag pattern"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christians upset over chocolate manufacturer's removal of Germanic fertility goddess' name from traditional pagan egg-hunting rite
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia names a suspect from one of the 'stans. Dammit, Stan
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Verizon to rename merged AOL and Yahoo brands as "Oath." As if their users weren't already swearing
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boiler explosion at box factory in St. Louis creates a tsunami of freak occurrences that would do justice to a "Final Destination" movie
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Soccer pussyfoots out on franchise name winner "Footy McFooty Face", due to purported trolling by 'L.A. Galaxy' fans
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Konami is about to be struck by the Hand of God
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Mon April 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Tournament, proving yet again Duke sucks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is it. For all the marbles. For the National Championship. Will Gonzaga make a name for all small schools everywhere by winning it? Or will North Carolina win its 6th National crown? All this and more with tip-off at 9:20 PM ET
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Study finds melting sea ice is actually helping arctic animals. Polar Bear asks to be renamed Equator Bear
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blind Street Fighter V player picks up his first win in a major tournament, returns to day job of battling the Hand
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Public is asked to name a new ferry. What happened next was inevitable
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Family is picking up the new pup on Wednesday. 8 week old male black lab. Need name suggestions, I'll add the best to the current list and the family will vote. Current list as suggested by family: Jake, Duke, Yuma, Cuervo
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Will the NCAA's first basketball champion win a second crown? Will the Heels win an eleventy brazillianth? Will Gonzaga finally put their name in the elite hat? Or are the Cocks going to strut? The NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four starts @ 6:09 EDT
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
ISIS has an immediate opening for an energetic, dynamic propaganda chief who can avoid US airstrikes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just in time for baseball season, here are the 10 weirdest minor league baseball team names. Now who would cheer for a team like the Rumble Ponies?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
So I wanted in and I created a name, started posting on the Fark, where to start my game? All these greats around, would I find my place? To play my part, drinkin' Heinekens and IPAs. (...they brought the lulz, and I'm still glad they ponified me.)
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rainn Wilson's name is gonna be Mudd
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Dead whale on the beach? "Blow it up." Big boulder blocking highway? "Blow it up." Dynamite is Oregon's answer to everything. With "it blowed up real good" video
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa has an adorable puppy named Groot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme has to change its name in the UK because British people have trouble pronouncing it
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant attempts to explain his career to a talking snake puppet named "Li'l Mamba", and then it gets weird
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Eric Swalwall: This is what the cover-up to a crime looks like, especially when the perpetrators are named Moe, Larry, and Curly
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After putting up a touchdown, with missed extra point, on Honduras the USMNT look to take it to Panama and continue the climb up the hex standings. It all starts tonight at 10:00 PM EDT on ... NBC Universo? Ay caramba
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In Scotland, the popularity of the name Donald has really plummeted. Kinda like when Adolf took a hit back in the forties
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Young Turks upset at comparisons to Breitbart, though they don't care when you remind them they share a name with that Rod Stewart soundtrack
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
F1 has done the impossible: Made the last 10+ years look like an overtaking festival of epic proportions. In related news, F1 considering a name change to Train One
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung hopes to resell recalled Note 7s in countries with fewer regulatory hurdles, like Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Syria
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
70 tears ago, tiny Holy Cross College won the NCAA Championship, helped in no small part by a Freshman player named Bob Cousy
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The 2017 winner of the European Tree of the Year award is a Polish tree named the Oak Józef. This is not a joke
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Asshat's gonna Asshat while Shrub makes sure Yawntana lives up to its name as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to California's Auto Club Speedway for the Service King 300, 3:30 PM EDT on FS1
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has come out of retirement under a fake name to let us all know that Harrison Ford was distracted when he flew over plane
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's police chief and Lieutenant Leasure are on leave for unspecific reasons. No, really, Lieutenant Leasure is a person's title and name
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA may be a young person's league and the Phoenix Suns now have the youngest starting lineup in league history, younger than some NCAA Tournament teams
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the second day of the Sweet 16 round. Will Butler kill another giant in UNC? Cocks or Bears? How about Drew's team going up against the full-of-tradition UCLA? Will Wisconsin badger the Gators? The NCAA Men's Tournament resumes at 7:09 PM ET
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Wuhan child welfare agency gives abandoned baby girl a name reminding her that the PRC considers its subjects to be its property. Fark: 20 years later, 50 couples think they may be her birth parents
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After CNN reports that Trump aides are being investigated by the FBI for collusion with Russia, Roger Stone sends a ranting letter saying he was defamed and will "spank" his accusers "like little children". Difficulty: he wasn't named in the report
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fortune magazine names Theo Epstein as the greatest world leader, beating out heads of state, tech CEOs and even Pope Francis. Epstein: "Um, I can't even get my dog to stop peeing in the house"
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
VERY belatedly, CNN suddenly remember what the middle "N" in their name stands for, and start acting like actual journalists, deploying a split screen to debunk Idiot Spice's lies in real time as they televise his press briefings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are 553 administration positions that require Senate confirmation. 20 are filled. 36 waiting confirmation. 497 waiting for Trump to stop golfing and actually name someone
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake asks Neil Gorsuch if he would rather fight "one horse- sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses." At least that explains how the Senator ended up with his last name
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
7-Eleven Japan to equip high-risk stores with lifeboats allowing customers and clerks to ride out sudden tsunami
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joe Biden meets a dog named Joe Biden. Adorability ensues
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Air Force man AWOL for forty years finally found living under a false name. On the bright side, think of all the back pay he's owed
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge limits info on the trial of drug kingpin El Chapo, saying only that his name is Spanish for "The Chap"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Operation March Sadness nets thirty-eight prostitutes, fifty-one johns, fourteen pimps and one award for 'the worst name for a prostitution sting ever'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Every Final Four team New York City sports personality Mike Francesa predicted in the NCAA tournament was eliminated this weekend
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Say my name. You're Dr Heisenberg. You're goddamn right
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Sun March 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
South Carolina shows the entire NCAA Tournament that once again, Duke sucks
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to CBP, an A-rab sounding name trumps 42 years of citizenship and being the retired police chief of Greenville, NC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In France they think anyone named Kevin is destined to be a total Chad
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Villano...no...notgonnabein the tournament any more, am I right?
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Sat March 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round of the NCAA Tournament begins. Is your bracket still looking good? Will we see any big upsets unlike the first round? What games will you be watching? Everything gets underway at 12:10 PM EDT, so let's have some fun, shall we?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
The most obscure 1990s X-Men action figures. Come for Killspree, stay for what they change Orphan Maker's name to so he could be sold at retailers
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The consistently greatest rock band of all time (not named R.E.M.) released their ninth album today
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Search warrant demands Google turn over the accounts, IP address, social security numbers, and credit card numbers of everyone who Googled a certain name
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be lucky on St. Patrick's Day? How many 'Duke Sucks' references will we have? Have you chosen poorly or wisely with your selections in your bracket? Tip-off begins at 12:15 PM ET
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Thu March 16, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Elderly woman describes bread aisle beatdown at Walmart. In related news bread aisle beatdown is subby's new heavy metal bread cover band name
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Since Trump can't be bothered, here are Obama's NCAA tournament bracket picks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let the games begin. Who will advance to the second round of the NCAA Tournament? What upsets will we see? Will your bracket be intact by the end of the day? It is your Thursday NCAA Tournament thread, tip-off is at 12:15 PM ET
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Is Dweezil ruining the Zappa name?
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Some Cavs fan)
 
 
 
Who's the best player in NCAA Tournament history? Pete Maravich? Bill Walton? Lew Alcindor? Try Austin Carr
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC GOP House: You know, not a single NCAA tournament game will be played in our beautiful state this year. That's why we are repealing the latest HB2 repeal effort
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Connecticut won't even make it out of the first round of the women's basketball tournament, if this analysis is correct
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This is the worst possible name one could have in modern times
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What do Dijon, Bacardi, Apple and Brie all have in common besides being food or drink items? Welcome to the new trend of food-based baby names
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
For your debating pleasure you will find a ranking of all 177 episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 to the left. To the right, the many names of Blast Hardcheese
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks have a 91% chance of rising during the NCAA basketball tournament. It's an investor's March Madness
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(athenaInsight)
 
 
 
You could just watch the NCAA tournament at work like everyone else, or you could get a vasectomy to watch it. Either way
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Stupid: Man compares Planned Parenthood to Nazi concentration camp after someone makes a donation in his name. FARK: Kansas State Senator Steve Fitzgerald (R)
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Mon March 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ticked off at being left out of the NCAA Tournament, Illinois State head coach tweets his way into a game with Ole Miss next season
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
John Oates reveals how shocked he was that he had 50 dollars to his name back in '87 despite having all the trappings of superstardom. No word if he asked someone to say it isn't so
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface minisub goes out on first Antarctic mission to scope out the abyssal waters of the Southern Ocean, will spend its spare time hunting down those who named him Boaty McBoatface
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Ages ago early man looked up at March's full moon and decided to name it in honor of all the worms crawling out of the thawing earth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With the NCAA Tournament bracket set, here is how to lose it in one day or less
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
9 big name players sitting out the Spurs-Warriors game would normally not be huge problem, unless it was the highly anticipated, nationally televised prime time game on ABC
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Fri March 10, 2017
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
In a tournament already full of surprises, Team USA makes its World Baseball Classic '17 debut against Colombia (6 pm EST, MLBN)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's Middle Name Day: What are the 30 most popular middle names?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother claims the new talking Thomas the Tank Engine should be renamed Thomas the Potty Mouth Tank Engine
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Most people who find a two-metre long diamond python snake in their roof would freak out ...unless you're Aussies, then you keep it as a pet and name it 'Diana'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Maxine Waters: "We know" Trump sex blackmail is "absolutely true." Which is such a coincidence because Max Waters was the name of one of his Russian prostitutes
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada named 2nd best country in the world yet again. Lost 0.3 points on the dismount for inventing Hawaiian pizza
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
But all of that aside, 'satanic child murdering cabal' sounds like an awesome name for a punk rock band
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, Nutribullets are living up to their name
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
DeMarcus Cousins politely tells a rude courtside heckler to refrain from name calling
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Beans are neither fruit nor musical, but 64 restaurants in New Orleans have entered a bracket-style tournament to determine who makes the best in the city
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Mon March 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Monday may be too early for quizzes, but can you name these classic sitcoms?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Since people could use a history lesson once in a while, here is how all 50 states got their names
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dr. Thomas E. Starzl has died. While you might not know the name, he's basically a Fark hero as he's the reason you can get a second liver after you destroy the first one
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Sun March 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vietnamese tactical teams scale buildings without ladders or ropes. Incredibly simple and effective
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Sat March 04, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Two brutal fights break out between adults at known hotspot for violence - Chuck E. Cheese, named for rogue rat Charles Ebenezer Cheese who was later convicted on a series of felonies for fraudulent use of a pizza by a rodent
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Fri March 03, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chicago's "I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent". New Hotness: Doom soundtrack's "Jesus loves you"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
It was a heart attack - and not a nerve agent - that killed Kim Jong Nam according to DPRK envoy Kellyyang Khanwei
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Cork dork" is the name given to the most obsessive sommeliers: the kind of oenophiles who lick rocks to train their palate
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(Canadian Business)
 
 
 
Pretty much the definition of failure in 2017 is to run a mall music store selling CDs and movies, but these guys' business plan is to buy a bankrupt chain of mall music stores and turn them into a new chain of mall music stores with a new name
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA asks the internet to name its seven new planets. For a bunch of rocket scientists, they're not very good at figuring out where things are going to go
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Newly named NSC head McMaster wants Trump administration to drop the term "radical Islamic terrorism." Prefers "alt-faithful" instead
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary nominee says his candidacy was destroyed by "a tsunami of fake news" which is apparently what we are calling "a videotape of your wife on the Oprah Winfrey show talking about how you beat the shiat out of her" now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Soccer players denied visas to play in a tournament in Texas because they are from the well known Islamic terrorist hotbed of Tibet
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Worst baby names of 2016. Come for "Elizabreth" and "Meldor," run screaming for brain bleach when you get to "Little Sweetmeat." Seriously, don't go past that one, it gets worse
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
♪ Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give random gunfire in murderous love triangles a bad name ♪
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian ballet dancer released from Guantanamo Bay prison after being held 15 years. Apparently authorities heard him mention an "Arabesque" and that was enough to consider him a terrorist
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rick Derringer pleads guilty to carrying a loaded pistol on a plane. TSA begins profiling travelers with the last name Ruger, Glock or Beretta
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Idiot fan #1: Hey, look, there's our next opponent's team coach. Let's spray paint our team's name in giant letters, that'll really learn 'em *sprays* Idiot fan #2: What a minute, isn't this our team's bus?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO names 12 bacteria that pose the greatest threat to human health; is on first, playing "Boris the Spider"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why is the surname of the British Royal Family 'Windsor'? Well, long story short, in 1917, King George V ordered this guy to go through the history books and find a name for the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha clan that didn't sound so got-damn German, that's why
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(AP)
 
 
 
Male flight attendant charged with calling in two bomb threats faces decades in prison. With a name like Cox-Sever, he was probably destined to end up there
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's definitely not a Muslim ban, but here's what you have to do to get back into the U.S. if you have a suspicious name
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So, let's count how many MLB players, other than Will Smith, share their name with a Hollywood actor
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Shoeless Joe Jackson's great-great-grandnephew is a Minor Leaguer at Rangers Spring Training. Extra cool: He's also named Joe Jackson
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perez chosen to lead the DNC. Expected to name Morgan, Bench, Griffey, and Concepcion as deputies
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Murderer of Kim Jong Nam was paid just $90 for the assassination
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump says an unnamed person tells him of the evils of the press using anonymous sources
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can get Trumped, even if your name's Ali
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A branch of high street chain Greggs, in Scotland's Arbroath, is being terrorised daily by a shoplifting bird that staff have named Steven Seagull" (pic)
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Pres. Trump says media shouldn't be citing confidential sources. As proof, he references an unnamed news report
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Suggestion to Republicans: If you're going to be late to your town hall meeting, especially after your constituents have been waiting for hours to ask you questions, don't waste time when you finally arrive by praying. "They Booed the Name of Jesus"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It turns out Kim Jong Nam was auditioning for a sequel to The Rock
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
In 1970, a shot from a striking teamster driver caused an 18-wheel truck filled with 21 tons of dynamite to vaporize. With photos of the hole in the interstate, and windows broken from over 12 miles away
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
60% of Americans can't name one Oscar nominee for Best Picture. What's even worse? They can name the entire catalogue of movies made by Adam Sandler
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While "Radioactive Boars" would make a great name for a grunge band, when they are found roaming close to Chernobyl, it can be frightening
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain says they name their storms now because we were tired of the hurricanes getting all the press
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In keeping with the tradition of weirdly named celebrity children Nick Cannon names his new son Golden "Sagon" Cannon
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(Apple 3.0)
 
 
 
A more-clever name would be "The Orchard"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Big Sexy lives up to his name on photo day
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The "Thought Police" have changed their name to the "Bias Response Teams" across US campuses. You better double-think about what you say
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jeopardy contestant not named Burt Reynolds flips Alex the bird. Hero tag is for doing something I've always wanted to do. Suck it, Trebek
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung set to sell refurbished Galaxy Note 7's under the new name "Russian Roulette 7". Marketing tagline is: "come on....what are the odds?"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Discover the secret Minor League baseball career of a young Dwight Eisenhower. He went under the name "Wilson" ,,, and hit a very respectable .355
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Mon February 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, John McCain is a maverick in name only and has backed all of Trump's decisions with his votes
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(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Department of Transportation names ten sites for testing driverless cars. Still no word on testing of driverless motorcyles
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Beckham didn't know his parents were famous until age 13. Didn't know he was named after a borough until last week. Brooklyn Beckham could stand a little schoolin'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I've hated the "media" since Walter Crankcase turned America against the American men and women fighting in Vietnam. The "media" can KMA
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Because every cloud has a silver lining, a U.S.-based t-shirt designer hopes to cash in on the assassination of Kim Jong Nam by selling "LOL" shirts worn by the unwitting assassin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Justice League mothers' names, Amazon's new store staffing, and broke students doing math, These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-05 to Sat 2017-02-11
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Odds of Tiger Woods winning a major golf tournament this year are now at 20 to 1. The odds of anyone actually taking that bet have been set at 1,000 to 1
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study finds the tune that the Cantina Band plays in A New Hope has been named as the track music-streaming Australians are most likely to make love to. Next up: Brits prefer doing the nasty with Yakety Sax in the background
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With a name like Smuckers the economic outlook has to be good ... until the earning reports come out
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Lolsassin was allegedly duped into offing Kim Jong Nam, thinking it was just a hidden camera prank show
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Abilify drug blamed for compulsive gambling, eating, shopping and sex. Sounds like it lived up to its name
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weekly movie discussion thread: Ex Machina. We'll try to do one of these weekly, and name the next week's movie so people who want to watch over the weekend can find it. It's like book club. So bring wine. Next week's movie: X-Men Apocalypse
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Early 2020 poll indicates Trump is trailing "UNNAMED DEMOCRAT" but is leading "Elizabeth Warren"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most expensive trailer parks in the United States. You probably won't find anybody named Bubbles here
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(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Mailing meth do's and don'ts: Do address it to yourself as a guest, and not just the hotel. Don't put your name as the return address
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians looking for love in all the wrong places. Namely online
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia names price for tour into space. No one is in the line yet
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Dear Yale. Good move on getting rid of the Calhoun building to take a stand against slave owners of the past. Let's go further and eliminate the names of all Slave owners at Yale, like the Slave Merchant it's named after for a start
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It's the latest thing, chocolate butt-chips, famous anus, arse-snacks, cocoa rim-treats. It goes by many names (as I can think of)
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten Months after the leak of the "Panama Papers" Panamanian authorities get around to deciding that the law firm at the heart of the scandal was up to no good, and arrest its senior partners
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House adviser Stephen Miller: "We don't have judicial supremacy in this country." That is so true. Even our country's highest judicial court doesn't have the word "supreme" in its name
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
U.S. born Citizen? Check. Employee of NASA's JPL? Check. Member of GOES? Check. Foreign-sounding name? You're not coming the U.S. until you give us your phone password so we can copy its contents
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Sat February 11, 2017
(CSPI)
 
 
 
"TGIFridays guilty of salt assault." Hey, they say "Thank God" in their name, don't they? It's a taberNaCl
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It's a shame that 98% of lawyers give the remaining 2% a bad name
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the halfway point in the NBA season, it's now time to name the 12 highlights and lowlights, ranging from the streaking Miami Heat to the embarrassing group called the New York Knicks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a guy named Diz / Who needed to take a whiz / He went for the head / Got sidetracked instead / By the Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The brave Republican warrior who Trump was considering for the job of arguing his cases to the Supreme Court has withdrawn his name from consideration because a rubberstamp Congress that would approve Satan is just too much to bear
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jay and Silent Bob to return. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' them names because of this farkin' stupid reboot
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Ugly ass orphan antelope named Thanos being handraised by zookeepers is too tiny to be weighed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Parent, While we appreciate that your son has a wonderful imagination and is creative, we must let you know that the imaginary friend he has created cannot be named "Wildo the Dildo." Thanks
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Were you a victim of a Nigerian internet scam? If you're not too embarrassed by your stupidity for being gullible, the DOJ is now taking names
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Wed February 08, 2017
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"[Trump's] definitely underwater on favorability and job rating," said Bernie Porn, president of polling firm and winner of 'Worst Name to Google Ever'
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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(The List (UK))
 
 
 
Justice League movie to offer "complex group dynamic." For example, a majority of the team do not have mothers named Martha
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you or anyone you know owns a sex toy named "Black Power Wand," you need to read this
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a Senator that has the gall to uphold the Constitution. "Who is that state senator? I want to hear his name. We'll destroy his career," Trump said, prompting laughter
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Sun February 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trumpführer resistance needs a short, catchy name. Your Pee Party suggestions to the right
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Airport World)
 
 
 
ATL named busiest airport in the world for 19th straight year: "The only real question is how much longer it can hold off China's Beijing Capital International Airport for the top spot"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Texas is one of the most culturally and socially conservative states in the US but it wasn't always. Just 20 years ago, Planned Parenthood was named the most trusted special interest in the state, beating the runner-up NRA by over twenty points"
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
When your name is Kobe Buffalomeat, you know twitter is going to go nuts
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Top Korean Overwatch players get banned from tournament because they were dating their female fans
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump salutes Black History Month by being stupid and worrying about the name, changes it to African American History Month. His comedic take on political correctness. Don't quit your day job
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Crippled Fukushima No. 2 reactor reports highest radiation levels since 2011 tsunami. Panic, or PANIC?
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Tesla Motors changes its name to just Tesla. Well, pardon me
source: wired.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's counter-terrorism efforts will focus exclusively on Islam, so that's good news for all the white supremacist Christian terrorists who want to attack mosques, minority churches, and anything else in the name of the alt-right
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bill Gates set to become world's first trillionaire not named Rothschild
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how IKEA names their products? Here's how to crack the code
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Tue January 31, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Newly discovered parasite compels other parasites to stick their heads into holes. Surprisingly not named Steve Bannon
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos has a brother, perhaps you might have heard of him. His name is Erik Prince, the mercenary and founder of Blackwater, who thought Christianity was in the midst of a new crusade against Muslims, and is also secretly advising Donald Trump
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New tsunami warning network could provide several more minutes to futilely run like hell
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Perhaps surprisingly, the majority of America's Christian leaders have come out vocally in opposition to Trump's Muslim ban. And the exceptions? Well, you can probably name most of them
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The new record for sending up satellites in one rocket is about to be 104 which is mostly about driving way down the cost of putting a satellite in orbit. Mostly these are nano-satellites, named after Mork from Ork
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
There's actually a company that helps Minor League baseball teams pick their names. Apparently there's more work behind BabyCakes or Rumble Ponies than you ever thought
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man starts petition to rename the local airport after Mr. Rogers. Because it should be a wonderful day at the airport
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you live in a tsunami zone and are afraid you won't be able to get to higher ground in time if disaster strikes, you can now buy a floating survival capsule for two for $13,500
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although it's a cool band name, Dessert Without Bees is actually pretty depressing
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Hunter checks ice thickness with butt of rifle, and since this is Fark you know what happens next. Bonus: hunter's name is Hunter
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belgium has upped their ante by not only having the rudest name in the universe but also the most offensive public murals
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You may not know the name Willie Williams, but he has spent the last 35 years designing the stage at every single U2 concert, and now he's discussing plans for the upcoming Joshua Tree Anniversary Tour
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
3D printed sex organs to help the blind learn about sexual health. 3D printed sex organs also the name of subby's band
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President who considered sleeping around in the 1970s to be his own personal Vietnam does not believe that water boarding constitutes torture
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "A balanced budget is no longer important to me." Hey, remember those guys who only cared about the budget? You know, the ones who spent 8 years protesting Obama? What were their names? T-something. Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
THE PRESIDENT will be meeting with someone named Teresa May later today. THERESA MAY unavailable for comment
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carole King releases new version of "One Small Voice" in support of Trump protests. Unfortunately, she didn't rename the song "Two Tiny Hands" to drive the point home
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