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362 headlines found matching 'Nam'
Sun August 28, 2016
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Y'know, the Paralympics name is pretty stupid. If they said it was 'Techno-Athletes' battling each other with their $70,000 computerized artificial limbs, people would watch the shiat out of that (great read + pics)
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fusion)
 
 
 
At least 698 Americans share their names with Pokémon
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember that time when Donald Trump couldn't name any of his "handpicked" Trump University professors that he professed to know? Yeah, forgetful times
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's National Dog Day, so see how many breeds you can name
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Challenge: Name your vagina after the last movie you watched
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
White Sox to change the ballpark name from U.S. Cellular Field to Guaranteed Rate Field. I'm guessing Guaranteed Win Field was taken
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Nigeria, naming your dog after the President of that country and painting his name on the side of it can get you arrested
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Jerry Brown, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them to take away guns, to enforce background checks and to outlaw high-capacity magazines
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Irony, thy name is Trump
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
North Carolina Republicans admit they're bracing for a "tsunami of voter anger" and will probably lose seats to Democrats
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover Etruscan carving naming goddess Uni. Nothing about retired gods Roy and Al
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(Shack News)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky is quickly living up to its name
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Help a farker out? Subby needs a name for a new garage band
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Extinct marsupial lion named for Sir David Attenborough, because Boaty McBoatface is a stupid name for a marsupial lion
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Peru drug mule hottie got plenty of love letters while doing time in Peruvian jail. She also received 8 kittens named after serial killers because that guy was serious about his love
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A public, unsecured Wi-Fi network named "Clinton's Email Server" pops up at Trump rally
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Value of painting plummets after "e" is dropped off the artist's name
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Tue August 23, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Mig-21 crashes. Americans claim they shot it down in Vietnam in 1971
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tells Megyn Kelly the one thing she hates the most is name-calling. So, Megyn Kelly replied by asking her how she could support or work for Trump, whose sole strategy is name-calling
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Mon August 22, 2016
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Barbra Streisand complains to Apple that Siri is mispronouncing her name, so now everyone is aware of it. If only there were some sort of name for this effect
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Calvin Coolidge, the most basic of presidents. In related news: There used to be a raccoon named Rebecca that used to live in the White House
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(The Register)
 
 
 
At this point, naming anything "Clinton" will put you in the crosshairs of Russian hackers working for Trump-Putin
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Cat burglar lives up to his name
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
If you clean up 500,000 cigarette butts from your city's streets, they'll just give you the nickname 'The Butt Lady of Auburn'
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
12-old-is running a Trump campaign office in Colorado. Will likely be named next campaign manager in 3..2..1
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The votes have been tallied and the gold medal for best Olympic athlete's name is awarded to ... Steele Johnson
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Olympics cause a surge in the baby name "Simone". In other news, the name "Ryan" has plummeted out of the top 500 faster than Usain Bolt running the 100 meter
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old who has had "several warnings" is now in trouble for: a) talking in class, b) bringing a gun to school, or c) writing her name in cursive
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Sat August 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A new study shows the hybrid atom-ion trap cooling method yields nonequilibrium behavior, which is a major departure from the laws of thermodynamics, obviously
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently getting a pass for 'mishandling classified information' only works if your name is Hillary Clinton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Kojima has left, what is Konami doing with the Metal Gear franchise ... oh lawd, are those zombies?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Clinton supporters: Can you name a single thing Hillary has ever accomplished?
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Princeton has reached peak political correctness with latest efforts to eliminate the word 'man.' No word on when they will change their name to Prince/Princesston
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To recruit more blacks and Hispanics, Facebook HR pulled out all the stops: mining LinkedIn for brown-looking profile pics, searching top 100 Latino surnames, and awarding recruiters extra points per every diverse employee bagged. It didn't work
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Native American man says White House official assaulted him for wearing Redskins shirt: "He calls me the name weetard - 'You're a weetard for not understanding Redskins is offensive.' Then I tell him I'm from Oklahoma and he spits on me"
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
A teacher named Butts has an "inappropriate relationship" with a female student. And people say Fark isn't their personal erotica site
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the state has decided on the charge of murder for my client who is named...ah...uh...erm..." -- Aaron Hernandez's lawyer
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It doesn't make any sense why the GOP doesn't like Hillary Clinton because if you take away the 'D' from the front of her name, she's a classic Republican
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Police Chief resigns in order to head NFL security. Mayor Bowser expected to name a replacement, reportedly favors Lenny Koopa
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Tue August 16, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama administration continues on with its plans to destroy small grocery stores everywhere in the name of health. Twirls mustache menacingly
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It erupted again as I was trying to pronounce the name
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Mon August 15, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Father credits "divine intervention" for sparing his toddler's life from mountain lion's hunger. Unknown why divine intervention didn't prevent the attack in the first place. Bonus: dad's name
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the dynamite, er, poop monkey
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Sat August 13, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I'm sorry. Should we not have named a drink after a serial killer who fed women to his pigs? Was that wrong?
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Fri August 12, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
What else do you want from pre-season football? We have Cheeseheads and Dawg Pounds, we have Stillers and SKOL There's Fins, there's birdies, kitties, some muggings, you name it. Friday Night NFL practice games continue
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Clintons released their income tax returns. As for charity, they gave $1 million to their Foundation, and $42,000 to a golf tournament. If you look it up, the Foundation runs that too. It's like Trump did their taxes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out your name might actually be Sarah Connor
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Draymond Green manages to keep it in his pants while he Snapchats about how Kyrie Irving's Olympic heroics gave him 'Nam like flashbacks
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Las Vegas' NHL team has three name possibilities, all of which will confuse casual fans and the intern at NBC Sports told to air 'Hawks games
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
*Username: doimakeurandy* "Seems legit"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's a look at what the new Rolls Royce hood ornament does if someone tries to steal it. In other news, people who can afford a Rolls Royce can only afford to live in bad neighborhoods
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
A funny thing happened to Vietnamese comedian Minh Beo on his way to Hollywood stardom: he was convicted of a sex crime with a minor. Thanks everybody, I'll be here all week
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Weekend Warrior' gets prison for his 4th DUI in 4 years. Is that just his nickname or is it his Fark handle?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Man with monkey hiding in his shirt causes uproar on Vegas flight. Mostly because gamblers are superstitious about flying monkeys on planes. No one has ever won a tournament after flying with a monkey, look it up
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Who is Diana Jones and why is tabletop gaming's biggest award named for her?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It may seem too early to call, but we already have a winner in the 2016 election. His name is Barack Obama
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
The GOP anti-Trump candidate who mysteriously appeared a few days ago has a resume filled with inconsistencies. Bonus: The article misspells his name three different ways
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
The world is setting so many records for heat that we will soon be hitting a thermodynamic wall: "The highest possible surface air temperature on Earth would be in the range of 131-133°F. That does not take into account global warming"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 5 in Her Name is Rio and the bikes hit the road for the Time Trial, Neymar and Brazil try to score a goal and they start handing out medals in rowing. All that and more complaining about NBC in this live, spoiler filled thread (7:30am ET start)
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Tue August 09, 2016
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple reportedly working on a 'killer device' to be launched next year in healthcare; names narrowed down to iEuthanizer and the Apple Death Watch
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Mon August 08, 2016
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Signs renaming Tulsa street after S.E. Hinton's "The Outsiders" stolen less than 24 hours after unveiling at museum fundraiser. Greaser trash
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Listen to master storyteller Vin Scully give the history behind Boston's 'Beantown' nickname. More proof that Vin Scully knows absolutely everything
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are celebrities that have changed their name, because Mila Kunis is probably easier to say and more marketable than Milena Markovna Kunis
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Sun August 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the offer to make John Kasich VP in charge of all domestic and foreign policy came from some misguided low-level Trump staffer named Donald Trump Jr
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Thu August 04, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Heavy storms topple Babe the Blue Ox
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name a celebrity you could beat in a fight
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
James O'Keefe: Voter fraud is so easy anyone can do it. Columnist: He was immediately caught using my name by a poll worker friend
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
There is no good reason to dye your dog's fur to look like Pikachu, unless your name is Ash and even then it's not a good idea
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish parents win legal battle to name son 'Wolf,' dooming him to a lifetime of negative Jeopardy scores
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sports Authority says highest, best bid has emerged; Mile High Stadium naming rights headed to Eric Cartman's father
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out the massive pink blob found floating off the coast of Western Australia is not an alien pod, giant mutant blowfish, or downed hot air balloon. It's a dead whale. Somebody get the dynamite
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Tue August 02, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dumb but silly: Teen impersonates undercover cop to get waitress names at a Hooters. Making it much worse: When they arrest him, cops find "three knives, lighter fluid, zip ties and observed several names circled on the employee list"
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
What not to name your son: Devell accused of killing mother, stepdad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump received FIVE deferments during Vietnam. To be fair, what good are you in a war if your hands are too small to hold a rifle?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Zoo wants you to help name their ugly ass baby giraffe
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Sun July 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to GeoCities and other big tech names of the '90s? Let's find out
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Sat July 30, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 201, Robbie Lawler defends the welterweight title against Tyron Woodley, co-main is Rose Namajunas vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(PGA)
 
 
 
It's Round 3 at the 98th PGA Championship and after shooting a near-miraculous 63 yesterday, Robert Streb is tied with Jimmy "Dynamite" Walker for the lead at 9-under. Live coverage starts at 11 am ET on TNT and then switches to CBS at 2 pm ET
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stephan Jaeger shoots a 58 at a Web.com Tour stop, becoming the second pro golfer to do it in tournament play and the first to do in in North America
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Pokemon corpse named as violent killer. Man, someome must have leveled him up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says there is no place in politics for name calling, except when the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos does it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OC-135B is the name of my U2 cover band
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Sport Illustrated names Ric Flair the greatest wrestler of all time. Discuss
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Thu July 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Syrian Nusra Front "rebrands" and announces alleged split from al-Qaeda after it found out Russia and the US were gunning for it. Suggested name: al-Julani and the Destroyers. Also, and no one is using Blackwater anymore
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Pokemon is the new inspiration for baby names as the world welcomes Roselia, Eevee and Onyx.. Still no sighting of a Lapras
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
This probably won't bother anyone, Nope, not at all. Navy to name ship after gay activist Harvey Milk
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The aptly named town of Erie, Illinois is on the lookout for a missing pet wallaby
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake slapped at tournament. I don't know what sport this is, but I'm in
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Name the Hollywood diva who makes restaurants play her songs as she enters: A) Mariah Carey B) Mariah Carey C) Mariah Carey
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thorbjörn Fälldin, former Prime Minister of Sweden, dies at the age of 90. He'll be remembered fondly as a formidable leader in the post-war era, and as the namesake for a tasteful birch-wood dining room ensemble
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
General Mills changes its name to General Contamination
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Now Starbucks baristas can wear colored clothing under their aprons. But they still don't have to learn how to spell your name
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Four billion year old organism named Luca may be the last common ancestor of all living things. Well, at least since Abe Vigoda died
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Mon July 25, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Visit this picturesque Austrian town complete with bone house which contains the bones of thousands which they put there when the cemetery ran out of room. But, don't worry, the names of most of the skulls' former owners were written on each skull
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest shocking bombshell to emerge as a consortium of journalists pore over the leaked "Panama Papers" is that there seems to be a whole lot of corruption in the oil and gas industry, particularly in Africa
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, the official Republican nominee, plans to set up a PAC to systematically destroy the political careers of Republicans John Kasich, Ted Cruz and an unnamed "small person" (Rubio)...You know, I'm okay with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who won the Ernest Hemingway look-alike contest in Key West? Dave? Dave Hemingway? That sounds like his fake brother's name
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New Star Trek series is named for its new starship. No, it's not called Queen Anne's Revenge
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Sat July 23, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here's the first trailer with Ian Farking McShane playing some guy named Wednesday
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the Himba, an isolated Namibian tribe that wants nothing to do with modern society. So lets write a an article all about them. (Not safe for work, indigenous nuduty)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maurice Micklewhite legally changes his name to Michael Caine to avoid airport security delays
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
McDonald's 'Make Burger History' site hijacked with offensive burger ideas. Who wants a burger named Ron's Creamy Surprise, Rektal Prolapse, or Toddler Body Bag? I'm Lovin It
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
{name a color} {name an alcoholic beverage} from {name a country} will be coming to the U.S. this October
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Among the 18 people arrested at a Flag-burning demonstration in Cleveland yesterday was Gary Lee Johnson-who was the Johnson named in "Texas v. Johnson"; which is the Supreme Court case that said laws against burning the flag are unconstitutional
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Much like its namesake, the USS Gerald R. Ford keeps stumbling out of the starting block
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Amazon Echo's Alexa may have a last name: Nixon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Those of you who bet that Tiger Woods would be unable to play in a single golf tournament this season can go collect your money
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the GOP convention was supposed to be all about jobs, jobs, jobs. Pop quiz, hotshot: name three things that weren't discussed last night
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name three currently existing things which you think will become completely obsolete in ten years
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there was a random guy named Chris Cox yelling about guns during tonight's RNC that was supposed to be themed "Make America Work Again," it's possible they invited the wrong person named Chris Cox
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff charged with ordering inmate beatings tells judge he needs his gun back. Why was it taken? He allegedly told prosecutor he would shoot him right between "his Jewish eyes." Double bonus: he was re-elected; his deputy is named Bubba
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Tue July 19, 2016
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
87-year old lady driving her SUV backs into a Cadillac being driven by a 67-year old woman, filling in a slow news day and the blank in a future list of best proto-punk steam metal band names
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Today's college campus OUTRAGE comes to us from the Colorado School of Mines and the naming of the athletic facility by the student body
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Mon July 18, 2016
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Burglar shot in Great Bend... oh, that's the town's name
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Orioles minor league team the Bowie Baysox to honor the late David Bowie by changing their name to ... the Bowie Baysox. With uniforms that would make Ziggy Stardust proud
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The reason that the stock market is reaching all-time highs? Two names: Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hello, my name is Sue Magina. Is Mr. Trump available? I'd like to get his recommendations on how best to handle my menstruation
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Sun July 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If God had intended you all to gather together in his name he would have made it cooler, right? Maybe he's trying to send some people a message
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why salt and pepper are the standard table spices? Why not salt and paprika? Salt and coriander? Salt and cinnamon?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's label the three areas of our GOP convention with the names of the three colors of Old Glory. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sat July 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren's name has disappeared from the list of DNC speakers, fueling speculation she's still on Hillary Clinton's VP shortlist
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Fri July 15, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Heterochromatic Koala Bear is going to the name of my Men At Work tribute band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another day, another "will she or won't she pick this random name as VP?" story
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(Cumberland Sentinel)
 
 
 
What kind of guy steals a brain to use the formaldehyde to smoke wet marijuana? Same kind of guy who would name it Freddy and hide it under the porch
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Vietnamese students perform mysteriously well on tests, and researchers have finally figured out why
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The reactions of various nations to Boris Johnson being named Foreign Secretary of the UK run the gamut from "Seriously, that guy?" to "Christ, what an asshole"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go to turn every McDonalds in a yet to be named Asian country into a gym or pokestop, Americans excited to find out McDonalds qualifies as a gym
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Another day, another "will she or won't she pick this random name as VP?" story
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Want to improve your memory? Try cinnamon. Buns optional
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Another day, another "will she or won't she pick this random name as VP?" story
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Penn State AD pleads the fifth on every question, including when asked what his name was
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were a pro wrestler, what would your entrance music be? Would you have a gimmick, or just wrestle under a stage name?
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Another day, another "will she or won't she pick this random name as VP?" story
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you bring your cannibal ghost named 'Pop' with you on live television, don't be surprised when it decides to take control to talk about eating your intestines and make demands for pig blood
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to attack the South's advanced missile defense system, codenamed "The Ocean"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Congratulations Bethany Lang on your U.S. Women's Open victory...." "For the last time my name is Brittany"
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man finds new Pokemon named Placentonoid
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Awesome, thy name is Chatham Artillery Punch: "This historic concoction required a horse bucket full of booze to be stirred into a frenzy"
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Hamza Bin Laden. You killed my father. Prepare to die
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hallmark's annual Star Trek scene Christmas ornament is a thing of beauty, if a little salty
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rochester, Minnesota is named the healthiest U.S. city. Apparently anyone who can survive a winter in Rochester, Minnesota can make it through just about anything
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Voters in Tokyo baffled by nameless, photo-less election posters of party called "No Party to Support"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pretty soon, Wimbledon will have a GDP bigger than England's entire manufacturing base: "Wimbledon is the world's most lucrative tennis tournament, turning over £169.7 million - and making £56.1 million profit - in two weeks"
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Fri July 08, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If Boaty McBoatface demonstrated anything, it was not to let the public name things ... and yet here we have Trainy McTrainface station
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Humpback whale carcass washes ashore in Alaska. Get the dynamite
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Rumors are swirling that Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan might be named as Donald Trump's VP pick. And we all know how great things go when the Republican candidate taps an Alaskan politician to be his running mate
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's legendary "Beano" Les Paul has been found, according to blues wunderking Joe Bonamassa: "it is in a collection on the East Coast of America. That's all I can tell you - and that's all I will say"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An actual lamb showed up in the D-backs clubhouse to help its namesake win the All-Star Game Final Vote. Can we vote this baby sheep in too?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because someone still needs to fix your squeezebox, there's still this guy in Manhattan that can make it happen. Protip: He goes by such nicknames of 'the Sultan of Squeezeboxes', 'the Master of Music Row' and the 'Horse-shiatter'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Bomb-sniffing Cyborg Locusts is not the name of SyFy's newest movie
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Could the end of Emailghazi spell hope for other people in trouble for cyber stupidity? Dis-including Snowden, of course; that man belongs in Leavenworth or Guantanamo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani to change her name to....Gwen Stefani
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Wed July 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This year, the fireworks show will be done by some guy named...Zeus? What kind of name is that?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
USS Purple Kush? USS Northern Lights? USS Panama Red?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Zombies, a boy named Tommy, and a mission from God are all part of the best road-trip movie list
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical storms Agatha and Blas form in Eastern Pacific. Good news: they currently pose no threat. Bad news: Who names these storms, anyway? Agatha? BLAS???
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Sun July 03, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Founder of Enterprise Car Rental Jack Taylor dead at 94. Tag is for the $1 billion given to charity, his piloting of Hellcat fighter planes for the Navy during World War II, and naming his company after a nuclear wessel
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time Magazine releases another hard-hitting expose, this time on how the most popular Fourth of July sandwich in existence--the hot dog--got its name
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There once was a guy from Setauket, and on the Long Trail he did walk it. His last name is Wang and he did a bad thang, allegedly, though his mugshot says fark it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amae, Awumbuk, and Brabant, are the names for new emotions psychologists and neuroscientists have invented so the can pretend they know something you dont
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After many of the people his campaign claimed were speaking at the RNC issued denials, Trump again claims the speaking slots are "totally filled" but won't release any names except his kids, his wife, and the ever-electrifying Dr. Ben Carson
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Fri July 01, 2016
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Coastal Carolina Chanticleers win NCAA baseball championship, worst mascot name
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP megadonor Foster "put an aspirin between your knees" Friess unveils the latest pitch to get evangelicals to vote for Trump: Sure, Trump may be an amoral, philandering dick but so was King David and he has a whole book in the Bible named after him
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ten best moments from the first season of Samantha Bee's "Full Frontal." God, the whole list could just be her list of nicknames and insults for Ted Cruz
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Thu June 30, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"From the very beginning of the project, we repeatedly said to each other, 'faster, Faster and FASTER,' and at one point it became the project name." Here's hoping Google's new, faster internet helps them track down more creative executives
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(Newser)
 
 
 
DC picks new name in its bid to become 51st state and totally ruins the "50 Nifty United States" song
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Original art work from Snow White reveals 16 dwarfs didn't make the cut because their names were deemed too offensive. Among them: Tubby, Baldy, Deafy, Shorty, Wheezy, Lazy, Hickey, and Burpy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
RIP Ms. Plow. That was her name. That name again was Ms. Plow
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
China to soon teach liberals why requiring your real name online is a bad idea
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For fourth straight year, Chinese consumer goods brands increase their sales and market share compared to big-name Western brands. "They heed digital trends, adapt to regional tastes and respond to customers' increasingly sophisticated demands"
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Beer run. To Vietnam. During the war. Greatest bar story of all time
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
ISIS releases new propaganda video naming targets in San Francisco, Las Vegas, and other cities that threaten to take sports teams from Oakland
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Patient 0 for Zika in the US will likely bite Congress in the ass. In related news "Patient 0 for Zika" is name of my grunge-rock/salsa fusion band
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Ludacris is playing a Fourth of July "Freedom" concert at Guantánamo Bay. Haven't those prisoners suffered enough? Surely this violates the Geneva Convention
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Newly-hired Trump aide has to delete tweets like "Unbelievable watching this Trumpbot on CNN tell Cruz to be classy. Um, Trump described his avoiding VD's as his own Vietnam. #SleazyDonald." This is not a repeat
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Anti-Islam activist named "IQ" says close all the mosques in the U.S.. Yes, "IQ" is his name
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman named Lyons orders hit on man who "insulted" her. Difficulty: not Cookie, not Empire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Name your most/least favorite alcoholic beverage. Difficulty: American beers exempt based on general principles
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
How do you teach human interaction to a robot? Lots of TV. DANGER, DANGER, [name]
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The cooler the street name in Alaska, the better the chance somebody will steal it. Just ask the people who live on Helluva Street, Four Wheel Drive, or Beer Can Lake Road
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Hollywood Art Institute online photography course with certification. For those of us still using Auto mode. MASP is not the name of my new ska cover band. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ex-campaign manager: Trump's VP list narrowed to 4 names. Presumably Ivanka, Melania, Eric and Don Jr
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
More casting details for Rogue One, including Mads Mikklesen, Alan Tudyk, and Riz Ahmed. Man, Star Wars character names are weird
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Boston Dynamics introduces the latest in Sarah Connor defense... the banana peel
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Wed June 22, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Weather-related tsunami strikes off Jersey Shore. Chris Christie told to stop playing in the ocean
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Ball Park® giving away free hot dogs right now to anyone named Angus or Frank and to anyone who changes their name to Angus or Frank on Twitter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A man, an upgrade plan, a canal, a fail: Panama
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Her name is Rio and she mugged you on the sand
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Tue June 21, 2016
(LongIsland.com)
 
 
 
Product placement has gone too far, as New York State Office of Parks & Rec excitedly names Tommy Bahama as official outfitter of lifeguards at Jones Beach
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seeing no further benefit from sponsoring home of Super Bowl-winning Denver Broncos, bankrupt Sports Authority wants to resell naming rights to highest bidder via auction. Boston Garden at Mile High Stadium - let's do this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A head that at this time has no name." Police: "I know his name"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The accidental politician: New Jersey man writes in his name on primary ballot as a joke, wins a spot
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman names her ileostomy bag Steve to prove her surgery is nothing to be ashamed of. So now she can say, 'Steve is full of shiat' - which, if you've ever met Steve from Accounting, that's something you already know
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump campaign report shows $35,000 was paid to a company called "Draper Sterling," the fictional names of two Mad Men characters. Think Progress digs a little deeper. Then things get weird
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Has a sea monster been found on Google Earth? No word on if its name is Sigmund
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Apparently, the @SUNY Twitter account moonlights as a porn star named "Latarsha Crenshaw"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Apparently Howard Hughes didn't really die. He just changed his name to Paul Allen and moved to Seattle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nick Young and Iggy Azalea break up, thus ending the most awkward couple nickname ever
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Drug name or Tolkien Elf? Subby got 28/30. Your nerdliness is challenged
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas Nationalists closely watching Brexit vote, immediately come up with an even stupider name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the summer gave us some of the most craptacular big-name movies ever made: Howard the Duck, Shanghai Surprise, Under the Cherry Moon, Maximum Overdrive and Cobra. 1986 was so bad, picking Razzies winners was a challenge
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Anyone else wondering how Brent Spiner's scientist character survived Independence Day and shows up in the sequel? Here's a video and article about Dr. Okun. No explanation on that first name, though
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Motorsports not your cup of tea? Hours before the NBA Final? How about some US Open from the country club with a name like a winery? It's golf live at Oakmont on Fox
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Sat June 18, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A Rose by any other name could be a Knick. And that's no Bull
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(Las Vegas Magazine)
 
 
 
An interview with Tommy Chong: Learn about his tango lessons, his marijuana business, and the name he gave his colostomy bag
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Thu June 16, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Q: Who should the Denver Broncos start at QB? A: Anyone not named Mark Sanchez
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The end result of taunting hundreds of mischievous dynamite monkeys is that they will take over your Sichuan village after your 'oh so cool' ecotourism venture backfires
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panama Papers result in first arrest. Of Mossack Fonseca employee
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Introducing the latest Android beta: Namey McNameface
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Wed June 15, 2016
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
Not news: mommy blogger complains about restaurants not allowing her to bring special food for her picky young son. Fark: son's name is Titan
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(HockeyBuzz)
 
 
 
(Bottom item) Dan Cloutier is named goaltending coach for the Vancouver Canucks. In related news, come by for the beach ball clearance sale at Rogers Arena after every practice
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A look back at Yahoo's acquisitions under Marissa Meyer, and their ultimate fates. On the plus side, she did rid us of several tech companies that thought it was clever to leave vowels our of their names
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
IHOP introduces a Denver omelet on a hamburger that contains 1,000 calories and 67 grams of fat, immediately changes company name from "IHOP" to "I need to lie down and sleep for three hours"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo did not like Iceland celebrating, mocks them for only being known for a woman named Bjork
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's People Mover lives up to its name
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stupid tag: Man names newborn son Naruto. Sad tag: Because it's the last show he and his brother watched before his brother died in a car accident. Florida tag: Them's the rules
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison (D-enial) on the deranged man who killed 49 gay people in the name of ISIS: It's Trump's fault
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Group F kicks off at noon ET with Austria vs Hungary, followed by Portugal vs Iceland at 3. Then the action switches to Copa America Group D with Chilé & Panama at 8 and Argentina vs Bolivia at 10. This is your Tuesday fütbol thread
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What actor, that you've probably never heard of, has been on more great TV shows than any other? He's the core of all actors, the beginning of greatness so-to-speak. His career has sprouted into a mighty oak and his name is Stephen Root
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Mon June 13, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pantone 448C aka, "Opaque couché" is named the world's "ugliest" color. Those of us with kids know it by another name: "Baby Poop"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Great: Attending a Super Bowl ring ceremony. Awesome: Receiving a 5.05 carat diamond Super Bowl ring. Fark: Has your name engraved as Fatty McGriddlethighs
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Who's ever in charge of the "E" on the Euro 2016 tournament field: go home, you're drunk"
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Turns out that naming it "Greenland" might end up not being that ironic after all
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The kids are back on track as the NASCAR Truck Series heads to Texas Speedway for the Rattlesnake 200, 9 PM on Fox Sports 1. Still no word on why NASCAR named a race in honor of Stone Cold Steve Austin
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Experience the joy of hearing your name called in the MLB Draft with these great reaction clips. Yes, there were emotions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Memphis Grizzlies Vince Carter, 39, has been named the "Teammate of the Year." Mostly because he's now too old to do anything but stand in one place and pass the ball to everyone else
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 kicks off with France vs Romania at 3 pm ET on ESPN2, followed by Copa America with Chile taking on Bolivia at 7 pm ET, then Argentina and Panama at 9:30, both on FOX. This is your Friday Footie Discussion thread
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Politicians want their names baked into your mind. Baked onto your windshield, not so much
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The Euro 2016 mascot has the same name as a European sex toy. Don't think Europeans haven't noticed (SFW)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lowes hires man and his service dog. Dog immediately named Employee of the Month
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seagull falls in vat of chicken tikka masala and turns bright orange, earning it the nickname Gullfrazie. Some would call that korma
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mississippi named the least safe state in the country. The study was based on poverty, alcohol, and the number of people with a valid NRA membership
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Meet Donald Trump's 'liaison for Christian policy,' a man who once received immunity to testify in a case-fixing trial and says he stopped a tsunami by praying to Jesus
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Hillary and the State Department have shown hackers the names of CIA agents. Good jerb
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL names his latest bill for Muhammad Ali. Can you guess what it's about?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Four new elements named. Great, now I've got to get a new shower curtain
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
A boat named Obama the Tremendous with 6 Cuban refugees aboard makes it to shore. Beachgoers give the refugees food and water and...Trump hats
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real estate agent named "Titi" sues Ellen Degeneres for breast joke. Claims no one has ever made similar joke about her name in 35 years of business. "Titi" must also be deaf
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Portuguese shipwreck full of gold coins found in Namibia. Not news: It's a ship of state and so belongs to Portugal. Fark: Portugal says, "We're good. You can have it"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Apparently, all you need to steal $50k each from "several" counties in KS or MO is a single email to the county treasurer with a spoofed name in the "from" field
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI agents oppose naming new FBI headquarters for J. Edgar Hoover because of his well known history of being an asshole who thought "rights" were just something he took on his drive in to work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just to bring you up to date on Richard Simmons, he has been castrated and is now living as a woman named Fiona, taking hormones and has had breast surgery, but not much else is happening in his life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(Some Founding Father)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby camel at the Lincoln Park zoo finally has a name: Alexander Camelton
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man petitions federal government to change the name of Lake Horney, even though it's been proven to get local women wet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My town just got named "Coolest small town" by some magazine nobody's heard of
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Top Mac Apps bundle - Data Rescue, Hype animation, Freeway codeless website design, Painter, uBar, iStat, Dropzone, Xee3. Someone's been moonlighting from naming carnival rides. (Sponsored Link)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali once had to fight Superman, presumably because Ali's mom wasn't named "Martha"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons named CEO of Siemens, promptly builds a robotic army of NOPE to attack Tom Selleck
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The MST3K/Rifftrax entourage takes on Game of Thrones. Add "Sudden onset Groot puberty" to great potential band names
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Paleontologist and Grateful Dead fan identifies an extinct species of otter, promptly names it after the band's guitarist
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
What the hell kind of a name is Tronc?
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Good from Marvel Studios: They've got the rights back from Universal to Namor, The Sub-Mariner
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"A man who goes by the name of Pork Chop was up to his ears in stress Wednesday, so he buried his boss up to the waist with a front-end loader, according to an arrest report"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Well, just rename it the Moistened Lisa then
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI developing software to track people by their tattoos. MR COOL ICE named public enemy #1
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ilomanits Ginsburgae named after Ruth Badass Ginsburg after scientists used her genitals to identify the new species
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bette Midler named her chickens after the Kardashian clan. Kim died of a yeast infection, Bette plans on turning Kanye into coq au vain
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
There's a weird disease killing poor workers all over the world but it has a stupid name like a Van Halen album
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea Facebook. Username: admin, password: password
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban: If Donald Trump is so rich, why is he always putting his name on lousy products. Anyway, catch me on Shark Tank
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hunger Games actress Jena Malone impresses her Hollywood friends with a baby name that should earn the kid several years of bullying
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists study rare disease that makes you believe you're dead, decide to name it "Nebraska"
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(Network World)
 
 
 
CEO falsely claims to be a lawyer, fakes documents, fabricates lawsuits, conjures up a non-existent judge, gets caught, pays victims a half-million settlement and blames it all on an unnamed co-worker. Ta-da
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vietnam War memorial in California so badly defaced by graffiti it will have to be rebuilt by studying photographs
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Just when your liver thought it was safe, it's Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals. It's been 7 years since Sid & the Pens won, Joe & the Sharks never have. 1st with 4 wins gets their name on The Cup, the other has to go to Starbucks for that. 8PM ET
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Standing guard with the unsung war heroes in US history: Vietnam Veterans. Let us never forget their sacrifice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So who do the organizers of the Annual Rolling Thunder, Memorial Day bike rally, an event founded by Vietnam vets to raise money for the POW/MIA cause, invite as their headline speaker? Why the guy with six draft deferments who mocked POWs, of course
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Sun May 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Driver upset at cornhole tournament smashes over boards sending players jumping for their lives. Is that one point or three points?
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
And because it's a slow news weekend here is a Plymouth man named Paul Farrer who thinks he looks like The Walking Dead's Daryl Dixon (with pic)
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Fri May 27, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google reveals people in Massachewtits, no Massachuses, wait, Massachoosets, well, anyway, they have to google to figure out how to spell their own state name
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Thu May 26, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
MC Hammer afraid of namesake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York City releases the registration for dog names for 2015. 15 of them were named Potato, no word on if their smaller companions were named Chip and Fry
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: A butterfly flaps its wings, a tsunami hits Japan. New Hotness: Hillary Clinton sends an email, counterterrorism ops are compromised in the Philippines
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you get your dental work done by someone who goes by the name "Mama Elda," I'm sure you're probably not getting the best care
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Wed May 25, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Groping Caregiver" sexually assaults 17-year-old mentally challenged girl, gives rise to new punk rock band name
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Tue May 24, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler name Reid Bigland head of Alfa Romeo and Maserati... wait, the dudes name is Reid Bigland?
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(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Man not indicted for stealing a trailer. News: Man's wife is a state representative and he is the head of state dairy association. Fark: Man is named Stan Butt, husband of Sheila Butt
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new "Christian Policy adviser" believes he is one of God's prophets, claiming that he stopped a tsunami by himself and that AIDS is the result of "unnatural" sex
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dozens of U.S. Vietnam veterans have gone back to live; some to atone for their actions, others who can't handle life in the U.S., and some just because they really farking love banh mi and pho
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I'm not making any commentary about this young man recently convicted of trying to kill someone and robbing them at age 13, but his name is a hoot
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently dynamic hyperconvergence could be the future of data centres. Subby not quite sure what that is, but it sounds like something to do with spaceships
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jackie Bradley's hitting streak up to 27 games, just a few behind some dude named DiMaggio
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police come to aid of hotel guest suffering extreme bout of naked somnambulism
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(Google)
 
 
 
Name one movie you've never seen that A) everybody else seems to have seen years ago and B) people seem mildly shocked you haven't watched. Link goes to smitty's choice
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Quake reboot incoming. No word yet if it's Doom-lite guy blowing up Lovecraftian horrors to a Trent Reznor soundtrack; killing alien hominid cyborgs with Sonic Mayhem and Rob Zombie metal, or an Unreal Tournament clone with trampolines
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a name for that weird yowling a cat does right before it horks up a hairball? Because I want to know what the hell it's called being woken up 3 days in a row with that racket
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff says he can't afford to pay alimony to his ex because he has less than $4,000 to his name. Guess those Baywatch Nights residuals and German CD sales aren't cutting it anymore
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what life is like if your name is Jon Snow?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists think they see evidence of two huge tsunamis having once swept across the surface of Mars
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
From we knew this was going to happen one day dept. Govt creates "Tactical Cloud" because the name "Kill Web" is scary and Skynet was taken
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
The Finnish anti-immigrant/neo -Nazi group "Soldiers of Odin" REALLY should have registered their name at the trademark office so that, say, someone who hates them couldn't register it for a clothing line featuring unicorns and glitter... lots of glitter
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just another Vietnam anti-war protester who was kicked out of college 44 years ago finally graduating from college
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My name is Joe Biden, and I love ice cream
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
The Pope: Exploiting workers in the name of profit is an unforgivable sin
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Jeff Hornacek named the new head coach of the New York Knicks. Headline writers for the New York tabloids have a field day with his name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soleil Moon Frye, whose children are named Lyric and Poet, names her new baby Story. Very simple, no pretext
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos: Anyone want to buy the Sports Authority name on our stadium? ***crickets***
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Binghamton Mets need help for a new team name, and the choices are beyond Farkworthy
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man on probation goes into Hooters, claims to be an undercover agent on a case. He gets the names of several employees before leaving on his skateboard. And then things get weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's something about this that's so bad, it's like how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad. Zero stars from Charity Navigator. Mr National Vietnam Veterans Foundation... zero... point... zero
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a grad student. I did a search for my adviser's name to see his publication history. Instead, I found his Pornhub profile; I saw his recently watched videos, favorites, and achievements. Do I tell him? Blackmail him? Suggestions?"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Flying Dog brewery wins 1st Amendment battle against Michigan Liquor Commission, who didn't like the name Raging Biatch. Let's all hoist an Arrogant Bastard in their honor
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the five United States presidents who are not buried in the continental US
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Local Brits baffled after HUGE beast washes up on beach, probably not realizing it's just a another dynamited whale
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Pick your favorite element of this story about the first successful penis transplant: Doctor's name, age of recipient, or wild card
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May finally have a name for their upcoming Amazon car show. Surprisingly, it's neither cheeky nor ridiculous...which is a bit disappointing
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Senator Toomey(R) is adamant that Pennsylvania needs and deserves to have two vacant federal judgeships filled, guess how he feels about filling a vacancy on the Supreme Court? Hint look at the letter after his name above
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured by cool name for a band
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl breaks national sit-up record for her age group. Promptly changes her name to Abby McAbAbs
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada modestly pleased at being named the second-best country in the world: "Number two is pretty darn good"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Craigslist ad selling housebroken bison named Bullet raises so many important questions
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump has his name in 3,540 places. Unfortunately those places are all in the Panama Papers
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Honestly who wouldn't want a slice of NYC pizza named "Ground Zero Deep Dish" after the city's darkest day?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The modern understanding of vitamin D begins with a bunch of researchers torturing puppies in the name of science. Also, you really should spend more time being naked outdoors
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Joe's Crab Shack tries to get rid of tipping. Not news: It doesn't work. Fark: There was also this Greenwich Village restaurant named "Fedora"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Google couldn't think of a name for their new language parsing model, so they just went with "Parsey McParseface"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich is "pissed off" over missing election pamphlets, vowel in his last name
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Guess who just took credit for Budweiser's panderrific name-change? Hint: He thinks the new cans are gonna be YOOOODGE
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old Siamese cat named world's oldest living cat, still needs 8 more years to claw his way up to the all-time record
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like an elderly lady of the night, the Panama Canal is still working
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Should Tennessee change their mascot name?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Where are the rest of the Panama Papers? Here's a database of 200,000 shell companies. It's been sanitized because we're still polite enough to play by the Marquess of Queensberry rules. Do you really want the gloves to come off?
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bianca Bree is Jean Claude Van Damme's daughter. Though she should probably change her name to Bianca Van Daaaaaaaaaaamn
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Leaked Panama papers reveal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election campaign was financed by Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz. U.S. still restricted to financing Israel's military only
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The last frontier in 'bandit' nicknames has been been claimed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relatives of Nazi hierarchy struggle with legacy, going as far as sterilization to end the succession of monsters, because changing their name and being not evil never occurred to them
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Time to hit the bricks Siri, I've got a hot new virtual assistant named Viv who is sure to understand me and not waste my time
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Sun May 08, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When you live in a town named Surprise you should just expect small planes to fall from the sky into your yard from time to time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If the Dems take control of Senate next year, don't be too surprised if you see "Senate Majority Leader" in front of Elizabeth Warren's name
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
She's not Prince, but she escaped Hitler and also had a cool name. Avant-garde composer Ursula Mamlok is dead at 93
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nyquist the horse has the same last name as Detroit Red Wings player Gustav Nyquist, but the difference is that the horse has won the big one
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy has vibrated his way into Matt Kenseth's head and taken up residence as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Kansas Speedway for the first absurdly named race of the year, the GoBowling.com 400, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Unnamed sources say Obama's transparency czar is stepping down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A village made entirely out plastic bottles is being built in Panama
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual list of most popular U.S. baby names. This year, boys go biblical while girls go Hollywood
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Fri May 06, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
$200 dollar reward offered for top half of a boat dock mannequin named 'Baby Doll.' Florida? Yes, Florida
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For Americans who have an ill feeling of who to vote for in the presidential election, here are some people not named Trump or Clinton
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans
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Thu May 05, 2016
(The State)
 
 
 
You whisper the name "Paul Ryan" into the wind, but no one answers. The Red Woman tries to summon the spirit of Reagan back into his body, but fails. A comet shoots across the sky, leaving a trail of blood. The Trump ... abides
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump out 'Wall Streets' the Hillary Wall Street club, names former Goldman Sachs partner as his national finance chair
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Man selling beloved lawn ornament. If you want to know what it is, you should beheading to Craiglist
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"The name of the airport -- Bob Hope -- is just not"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George Mason faculty expresses concerns that maybe, just maybe, the "anonymous donor" who gave the school $20 million to name their new law building after Justice Scalia might have other motives
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫The governor brought home a dog and his name is Veto. V-E-T-O, V-E-T-O, V-E-T-O, and Veto was his name-o♫
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Name one notable person that's passed away that you wish you could have sat down and had a long conversation with when they were still alive. Would it be an Actor? Scientist? Writer?
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Being named after a Thundercats character isn't normal. But on meth it is
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Mon May 02, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yes, Mile High Stadium's naming rights are up for grabs after Sports Authority goes bankrupt. If only there were a clever way to use "Mile High" along with a Colorado based business to make for a good name joke
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's something to make you smile this Monday: A supercut of all of the nicknames Titus gives people in The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
ISIS has released a hit list of 3,000 New Yorkers whose names they seemingly pulled at random from the phone book
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