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Thu February 09, 2012
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(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (127)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Because he hasn't said anything stupid for almost 24 hours, Jim Irsay would like to remind everyone that he remains close with...Parson? Patton? Peyote? What was that kid's name again?   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (48)
(The Register) Fail I know some of those words in the headline are English, but they can't be rearranged into anything meaningful  (theregister.co.uk) (45)
(Yahoo) Asinine Romney calls Leon Panetta "misguided and naive" for announcing US troop pull out of Afghanistan, because if he hadn't said anything the Taliban would NEVER HAVE KNOWN we were thinking about leaving  (news.yahoo.com) (53)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Spinner) Asinine Don't expect to see Courtney Love on ASPCA commercials anytime soon  (spinner.com) (39)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Romney clarifies his position. It's not that he's not concerned with the poor, it's just that he's not going to do anything to help them. There. That makes it all better  (latimes.com) (350)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Residents of Buffalo NY found to buy most lottery tickets in the nation as desperate residents try anything to escape the city  (marketwatch.com) (9)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CTV) Scary Not saying there is any need to panic or anything, but apparently just using one arm to measure blood pressure COULD END UP KILLING YOU  (edmonton.ctv.ca) (61)


Sun January 29, 2012
(The Consumerist) Obvious This just in: retailers will pay people to write positive reviews of their products  (consumerist.com) (35)
(CNN) Interesting CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong  (cnn.com) (170)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Boston Herald) Obvious Lenny Kravitz goes on tour for first time in five years, is angry at modern radio for burying him. "Rock radio won't play anything with horns and pop radio won't play any guitars"  (news.bostonherald.com) (93)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing Sales of the song "Let's Stay Together" have went up by 490% since President Obama sang part of the song at a fundraising event. Who says he isn't doing anything to help stimulate the economy?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (36)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail It's been 20 years since your football team has done anything but fail spectacularly, so what's a local paper to do when yet another unreached Superbowl's coming and there's empty column inches to fill? TWENTY YEAR REMINISCENCE  (washingtonpost.com) (61)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Wired) Obvious BREAKING NEWS: Death Valley is not at risk of a volcanic eruption anytime soon  (wired.com) (7)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Newsday) Cool Will Biden do something stupid? Will Boehner cry? Will Obama say anything relevant? It's your Official State Of The Union Address Thread  (newsday.com) (lots)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Bloomberg) Interesting Martina Navratilova questions Caroline Wozniacki's status as the No. 1 women's tennis player, criticizing ranking system. Navratilova then defiantly insisted she could lick Wozniacki anywhere, anytime  (bloomberg.com) (25)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing For those of us who watched every moment of the Al Franken recount saga online and have not yet found anything as gripping and exiting, I offer you the "Scott Walker Recall Ballot Scan Cam". Winter political excitement at its finest  (twitter.com) (58)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Grinding Kid) Video Because you can't do anything today on the internets because of SOPA and PIPA protests, here's some local Iowa news about grinding at Iowa school dances  (kcci.com) (10)
(CBS 4 Denver) Followup Tim Tebow declines CBS offer to appear on NFL Today this Sunday. As if Tebow has anything else going on Sunday morning  (denver.cbslocal.com) (34)
(ABC) Followup Police announce the two arrests in the killing of a soccer player. The airing of this announcement marked the most airtime the US media has given to anything soccer-related in more than six months  (abcnews.go.com) (14)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Is Hughes the man to keep QPR from the drop? Is Cahill worth £30m? Can Wenger find anything less relevant to whine about than TV fixture times? All this plus gratuitous NIAC smack in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (227)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Dwight Howard breaks the record for free throws attempted in one game. Note that he didn't break the free throws MADE record, but still, anytime you break a record held by Wilt, it's news   (eye-on-basketball.blogs.cbssports.com) (43)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Life.com) Interesting Rare color photographs from Germany in the 1930s discovered, but inept film developer appears to have emphasized almost exclusively black, red, and white in all the shots. Some people can't get anything reich  (life.com) (75)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Gallup) Obvious Majority of conservatives don't not absolutely hate Mitt Romney, more than likely anyway. At least when push comes to shove, he's okay. Not a flesh eating virus or anything  (gallup.com) (74)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Fark) Interesting Ladies, when you were pregnant...what retarded drivel/advice not based on actual science or reality did you hear from friends, family, coworkers or random strangers? Anything from guessing the sex of the baby to your personal diet to birthing  (fark.com) (410)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail "I want her to go to prison where she can get help, where she can't do drugs or have anything bad (happen) to her." Heh, looks like someone never watched Oz  (kirotv.com) (35)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The New York Times) Interesting U.S. engages Muslim Brotherhood. Not that there's anything wrong with that  (nytimes.com) (32)
(YouTube) Amusing Morning weatherman will read ANYTHING in the prompter  (youtube.com) (26)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Space) Spiffy If you're not doing anything around 2a.m. EST (0700 GMT) on Wednesday, you may want to go outside and look up. NASA predicting that the Quadrantid meteor shower will be peaking at around 100 meteors per hour  (space.com) (45)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Why the next "Lost" shouldn't be anything like "Lost"  (popwatch.ew.com) (125)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Politico) Scary Newt and Callista Gingrich will have an interview in People Magazine, which has clearly expanded from covering people to anything temporarily taking human form  (politico.com) (149)
(Daily Mail) Sad African soccer great dies penniless after moving to country that prides itself on not knowing anything about soccer  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)


Wed December 28, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Sorry, the bank is closed due to 'communications problems' with the corporate office, and by 'communications problems' we mean we can't hear anything because someone blasted a hole in the wall and cleaned out the safe  (myfoxdc.com) (88)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Fail Michele Bachmann comes out against the payroll tax cut, right after the GOP approved an extension of it. It's nice to see she doesn't have an opinion on anything until after the fact  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (107)
(Denver Channel) Hero Man, I was so drunk Wednesday night, I don't remember a thing. I didn't do anything stupid, did I?  (thedenverchannel.com) (36)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New Republic) Obvious How social conservatives blew it in Iowa... not that there's anything wrong with that  (tnr.com) (38)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Uproxx) Spiffy Is there anything more distinctly American than hilariously awful family holiday photos? No, there is not  (uproxx.com) (110)


Tue December 20, 2011
(io9) Unlikely Because nobody's doing anything at work this week anyway: Can you name the stages of human evolution in this circle of skulls?  (io9.com) (57)


Mon December 19, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool New wonder drug could give humans the power to never forget anything, and they say this like it's a good thing  (iheartchaos.com) (122)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Protip: If your baby doesn't do anything for eight months, it may not be alive  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Townhall) Obvious Democrats didn't improve anything and nothing has been made better. According to President Obama's own standard, and contrary to what he said on "60 Minutes," he does not deserve a second term  (townhall.com) (121)
(SFGate) Dumbass Ah, lawyers. Is there anything they won't steal?  (sfgate.com) (20)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious NYT reports on increasingly popular trend of hipsters abandoning Facebook because it's too mainstream. With pic of prototypical hipster  (nytimes.com) (201)
(Yahoo) Amusing Conservative talk show host offers Newt $1 million to go do anything else but run for president  (news.yahoo.com) (132)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Interesting Michael Bay is being coy about the Transformers 4 rumors, which is odd considering coyness never exploded anything  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (37)


Wed December 07, 2011
(NPR) Sick GOP break 2005 truce and filibuster Obama's nominee for the DC Court of Appeals. Why? According to the Senior GOP senator on the Judiciary Committee Not because there is anything wrong with her, but just for "payback"  (npr.org) (179)


Sun December 04, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you grow anything with hydroponics in Florida the police will automatically assume you are growing pot and come kick down your door without a warrant  (tampabay.com) (166)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Ultrasound of baby "Tebowing" is first time anything having to do with Tim Tebow was inside a woman  (athlonsports.com) (124)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Burlington Free Press) Dumbass Man pleads guilty of using Acme product to trap bear. Did he catch anything? Yeah. A fine  (burlingtonfreepress.com) (13)


Tue November 29, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Sick Israeli authorities apologize to pregnant NYTimes reporter who was forced to go through an X-ray machine three times and then strip searched by soldiers after she asked to avoid the x-ray machine for fear of harming her fetus  (businessweek.com) (204)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Slate) Amusing That classic "mahna mahna" song has its roots in Italian porn. Porn... is there anything it can't do?  (slate.com) (58)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Protip: Cheat on your boyfriend AFTER you sign a consent form allowing him to tattoo anything he wants on your back  (veryweirdnews.com) (439)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Police re-opened the Natalie Wood investigation because a totally credible witness who just happens not to have said anything to anyone for more than 20 years, says she heard Woods screaming for help on the night she died  (news.yahoo.com) (44)


Mon November 21, 2011
(National Post) Interesting Statisticians can prove almost anything. 68% of all people already knew that  (news.nationalpost.com) (53)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting It's not "your official" anything, and there will be no stupid questions asked. It's just the New York Jets vs. the Denver Broncos, 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network  (sports.yahoo.com) (1154)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Best Korea is to allow tourists into the country. Just leave your camera, and cell phone at home. Don't talk to anyone, or look at anything. Sounds like fun  (washingtonpost.com) (64)


Mon November 14, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Man wins $176K in lottery, says he is going to buy a new house, a new car, and get his kids anything they want for Christmas. You do the math, he obviously can't  (mlive.com) (179)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Silly City of Chicago plans on selling ad space on trash cans, pay boxes, and pretty much anything that will earn them a few bucks  (suntimes.com) (36)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some hacked up victim) Scary Sooo yea, you didnt have anything important on that Steam account did you? Like credit card info or anything? Got some bad news  (pcgamer.com) (86)


Sun November 06, 2011
(The Raw Story) Obvious Noted liberal wingnut Bill Kristol concedes 2012 to Obama. As Kristol has never been right about anything, this is bad news for Obama  (rawstory.com) (112)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Puzzled Guy) Strange "Very powerful" unknown force crushes a whole block full of cars in Washington DC. Nobody heard anything and the police don't know anything about it  (wusa9.com) (243)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Forbes) Interesting College degrees employers want most. If "Road House" taught us anything, it's that a degree in Philosophy from NYU can make you the most sought-after bouncer in the country  (forbes.com) (47)


Tue November 01, 2011
(YouTube) Video Forty years ago, Frank Zappa brought us "200 Motels" in the movie theatres. "So long as I get some beer and I get paid, you can make me do anything, I'm professional" -- Lonesome Cowboy Burt  (youtube.com) (62)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Sure, it's great for Apple to have a legion of insanely devoted customers that will buy almost anything, but then you have to deal with rants like this  (gizmodo.com) (99)
(Yahoo) Sick US soldier at court-martial: Sure I made a necklace of human fingers taken from Afghans I killed, and put a hash-fueled beatdown on the soldier who snitched on me, but I'm not a murderer or anything  (news.yahoo.com) (190)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Some people will do anything for beer, including breaking into apartments and stabbing people with corkscrews when they fight back  (chicagotribune.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(New York Daily News) Hero Michele Bachmann: I would 'not do anything' for children of illegal immigrants, We don't owe them anything,"  (nydailynews.com) (246)


Sat October 29, 2011
(News 14 Carolina) Asinine "I can't think of any circumstance or anything that would make me call the police and tell them that I've got a dead female in my bed"  (triad.news14.com) (38)


Wed October 26, 2011
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Interesting Radioactive used cars now being sold in Japan. Oh, those Japanese and their crazy brand of try-anything consumerism  (nbclosangeles.com) (49)
(Mediabistro) Misc Eric Cantor communciations director hasn't figured out the "secret Twitter to follow sexy women" trick yet  (mediabistro.com) (32)
(The Register) Interesting Google/Youtube take down request by country: UK wanted to ban Jihadist, Germany Nazis, US wanted videos of police brutality removed, Japan didn't want to have remove anything and China is a state-secret  (theregister.co.uk) (51)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Roll Call) Obvious FBI discloses that Jack Murtha (D-PA) juuuuust might have been crooked. FBI still ascertaining whether Ted Kennedy liked to hit the bottle and if those guys who broke into the Watergate were up to anything untoward  (rollcall.com) (66)


Mon October 24, 2011
(New York Daily News) Ironic OWSers complaining about homeless freeloaders showing up just for free meals, saying they feel entitled but don't want to contribute anything  (nydailynews.com) (372)
(YouTube) Interesting After last night's collapse of the Vengeance ring, the WWE Universe waits with bated breath to find out if there is anything left of Hornswoggle besides a tiny corpse amongst the kendo sticks. RAW tonight on USA, 9:00pm EST  (youtube.com) (1479)


Thu October 20, 2011
(CNN) Interesting It appears a simple chin lift could have saved Michael Jackson's life. Is there anything plastic surgery can't do?  (cnn.com) (34)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Followup Police have found the man responsible for stealing hundreds of pigs from Iowa farms over the past few months. Some people will do anything for bacon  (desmoinesregister.com) (33)
(Pizza pizza) Obvious Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rules against Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza, insisting it should be called "tomato pie," or "cheese pie," or just anything but "pizza." Dissenting opinions to the right  (chicagoist.com) (301)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Think Progress) Ironic Despite denouncing the president's policies, Herman Cain was stimulated by Obama. Not that there's anything wrong with that  (thinkprogress.org) (77)
(Reuters) Interesting Well if there is anything good about climate change, it would be ants getting smaller in size  (reuters.com) (67)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Government searches of your garbage have doubled in the past year. Don't be paranoid, citizen, it's for your own good, they would never use the data for anything nefarious  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Since he's not doing anything on the field for the Patriots, Ochocinco has returned to his best stat this year, his number of Twitter followers  (nfl.com) (14)

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