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87 headlines found matching 'NYT'
Sat January 24, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
England, France, and Germany to Congressional Republicans: Please don't do anything stupid to upset the deal we're trying to make with Iran
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(146)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scientists upload a worm's mind into a Lego robot. Hell I did that with my best friend's Legos in the school sandbox back in 1983 and no one wrote anything about me
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(32)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops arrest man for possession of "New England Patriots drug pipe." Further proof that the NFL will license anything
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Neodymium magnets are the strongest available in the world, and you can crush just about anything between them. "Starting with an apple it quickly becomes clear that these are not the sorts of metals you want just lying around the house" (w/ vid)
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(65)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Benson Henderson Sunday: "Anybody, anywhere, anytime." Dana White today: "Ok"
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick: Footballs? I don't know anything about footballs. What's one look like? They have air pressure? What's that? Look, I'm drawing a blank here, go talk to that Brady fella
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(419)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That throaty revving sound your muscle car or manly truck makes? Yeah, it's just a faked bit of overcompensation. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
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(150)
 
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
UN says anti-sodomy laws breed intolerance. Wait, I thought the whole point of sodomy was to avoid breeding anything
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(39)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The old adage "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" is courteous and correct ... except in restaurants
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(8)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NCAA is looking into Southern Methodist University into possible NCAA violations. This is not a repeat from anytime in the 1970s and the 1980s
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(25)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama releases five more Gitmo detainees back into the wild. And we didn't even get anything in return this time
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(131)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 506: "Anything Goes" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(80)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Little boy gets a clone arm, told by his parents he's not allowed to hit anything
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Her parents, although divorced, were loving and sent her to the best private schools they could afford, all while ensuring she never wanted for anything. Yet by the age of 12 she became a cannabis user and swiftly descended into drug addiction"
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(119)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
62% of Americans don't have enough savings to pay for an emergency. The other 38% don't have enough savings to pay for anything that isn't an emergency
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(86)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Is there anything that can make a mundane Sunday into something fa fa fa fa fa fa far better? Why, how about some recently released Talking Heads concert footage circa 1980?
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(13)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ohio town changes its name from Urbana to Urban in honor of coach Urban Meyer. Also, anything below ground level is now considered suburban
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(17)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Freezenet)
 
 
 
Pro-tip to file-sharing litigators: When freaking out over destruction of evidence, make sure the hard drive in question had anything to do with the case in the first place
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(42)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Palestine announces plans to join International Criminal Court, but not to, like, bring war crime charges against Israel or anything like that. Well, OK, not *just* for that
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(80)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
In the right hands anything can be used as a dangerous weapon - and in this case the anything is a container of corn starch. FLAME ON
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(29)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Poll shows millennials are more serious about volunteering than their parents are. Do you volunteer for anything?
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(32)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
People under 40 don't have the skills necessary to fix anything
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(573)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"So did you get anything at the mall today." "I got a black eye"
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(29)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how can you figure out which players will help your team improve? The Milwaukee Bucks will use a facial coding expert to help them improve. Then again, the Bucks will do almost anything to help get better at basketball
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(6)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Yahoo refused to hire Gwyneth Paltrow because she never graduated college, is history's greatest monster
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(110)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If anything could sum up the awfulness that was the Minnesota Vikings' 2014 season, it was losing against the Dolphins in the last minute because of a blocked punt in the end zone
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(43)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I know. Let's let's have a die-in protest at America's largest mall on the busiest shopping day of the year." Don't these idiotic protestors have anything better to do?
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(164)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Push Square)
 
 
 
"Christmas is a time of coming together, sharing, and... well, shooting each other in the face if Grand Theft Auto V's recently released 'Festive Surprise' is anything to go by" (pics)
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"What happens when people with absolutely no technical skill make robots then make those robots fight each other? Hilarity. One robot can't do anything but stick its tongues out, while another inexplicably has half a Barbie attached to it"
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Meatloaf killed our parents," claims distraught family, who vow they will do anything for justice...but they won't do that
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(91)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you work in tech? Then please stop using these phrases. You're not telling me anything new. Thank you
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert needs to play nice with conservatives if he wants his late night show to survive, said some idiot who's never seen anything with Stephen Colbert in it
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(147)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Today is National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. Add what you would want dipped in chocolate
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(116)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Ants will do almost anything to ensure the good of the colony, so why do ant larvae eat each other? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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(18)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
One is a violent spectacle of physically battered, brain-damaged automatons ruthlessly hunting down anything that moves, and the other is The Walking Dead
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(8)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
President Obama didn't have anything better to do this morning than call Colin Cowherd and talk about Ray Rice
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(70)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"His bondage kit held rolls of duct tape, four pairs of handcuffs, parachute cord, nylon rope, 107 zip ties, a set of rubber gloves, two lengths of 18-inch chain and a padlock." Wow, he's prepared for anything, isn't he
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(98)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A cunning plan not thought all the way through: Spain passes a law allowing Spanish news outlets to charge Google a service fee anytime their publications show up on Google News results. In response Google shuts down Google News in Spain
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(137)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is one universal language. No, it's not Esperanto, it's coffee. Coffee. Is there anything it can't do?
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(59)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
George Lucas on the Episode VII trailer: "I don't know anything about it. I haven't seen it yet"
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(61)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
So, if 2014 has proven anything, it's that liberal policies pass while conservative politicians succeed. This conundrum means that liberal groups are going balls to the wall in an initiative drive for 2016 that will make states more socialist
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(97)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News says minorities need to be "trained to be more sensitive to police." No word if that includes wearing bulletproof vests and ensuring they are never carrying anything that could be mistaken for a weapon
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(349)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
Rapping, EDM-loving pop-country singers aren't going away anytime soon. "It wasn't that long ago that self-professed music snobs would freely declare their love of 'everything but rap and country'"
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(66)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you happen to know anything about the person who stole a 5-foot crucifix from a church during mass, the New York City police would like to have a word with you
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(18)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN investigative reporters visit Japanese distillery to sample world's best whisky, later learn not to ask for an Old Fashioned. "According to Suzuki, mixing the spirits with anything but ice, water or soda, would ruin its purity and balance"
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(49)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Stone Cold Steve Austin gives Vince McMahon an interview that gets a lot more real than anything they've done in the ring. Topics include why the WWE Network sucks and the firing of CM Punk
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"My Star Wars audition was pretty catastrophically bad. After seven times of trying to play a baddie, they were like, 'You got anything else, Eddie?', and I was like, 'No, I want out.' Childhood dream. Crushed"
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(48)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
New study says harm from baseball concussions may linger on. Conclusion based on testifying Major Leaguers who couldn't remember anything about using steroids
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(16)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I've never been out for Black Friday before, never bought a TV or an X-box or anything. But here I am drinking beer at 8 a.m"
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(35)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Is anyone even shocked or surprised by anything Miley Cyrus does anymore?
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(120)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently duct-tape is good for almost anything.. except mailing tortoises to Scotland in cereal boxes
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul, Yes Ron's kid, gives a finger to his father's isolationist principles and instead calls for a formal declaration of war against ISIS
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(101)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can Derek Carr and the Raiders do anything to slow down Chiefs Nation or will Kansas City simply turn Oakland into Saps? It's your TNF thread starting at 8:25 eastern on the NFL Network
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(1070)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
20 things you (probably) didn't know about Full Metal Jacket but then you probably don't know anything you slimy farking walrus-looking piece of shiat
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(121)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYT TK'd KS XL
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(20)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are your Week 12 NFL Power Rankings. Yeah, that's it, that's all you get. You stopped reading when you saw Power, or maybe Rankings, so I could say anything here. Testicle boob
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(249)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk shoots best friend, cuts his penis off and feeds it to his dog. That trifecta ain't gonna be topped anytime soon
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(54)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anytime you hear the phrase 'flying manhole cover' you know the story doesn't end well
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(41)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Pornstars explaining Net Neutrality. If you need anything else I don't even know who you are anymore. (Pixelated bodies and Not safe for work language)
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(62)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The reporter who corrected Scott Brown's ability to know where anything in NH is, has mysteriously disappeared. This is Scott Brown's Vince Foster
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(12)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Is there anything funnier than watching Southerners react to a light snowfall?
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(239)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
John Cleese: "I don't think Terry Gilliam has ever said anything I agreed with"
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(113)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Our parents never understood that D&D would both drive a wall between their kids and anything cool, like sex and drugs, it would also train them to be productive suits in later life. Birth control and corporate training in one game"
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(93)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
If you're shocked to hear China is all talk and no action on cutting carbon emissions, repeating pledges from the last ten years, raise your hand
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(52)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The biggest tricks the Democrats ever pulled was to convince people that voter fraud preventable by showing ID doesn't happen and that Republicans haven't done anything for civil rights since 1965
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(169)
 
(Mouse Print)
 
 
 
"Come to Sears and get 15% off all appliances (except for sewing machines, countertop microwaves, water heaters, air conditioners, wall ovens, cooktops, ranges, and just about anything made by Kenmore)"
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(43)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Former British spymaster curtly dismisses idea that Britain is routinely spying on its citizens: "The people who work at GCHQ would sooner walk out the door than be involved in anything remotely resembling 'mass surveillance'"
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(77)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Ranking all of Queen's albums from "worst" to "best." Though it's hard to admit anything Queen ever did would qualify as "worst"
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(34)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Not to get anyone in a panic, but we're about to get hit with a global blackout from a Sun spot that's 11 times the size of the Earth. So yeah, no need to panic until it hits which it could at anytime
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(134)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tabasco: is there anything it can't do?
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(61)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell to testify in Ray Rice appeal, plans to take the 5th, 1st, 19th, 26th, and any other amendment he can think of to not have to reveal anything
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(52)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
About that $50 you owe, shame if anything happened to your horse
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(83)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NY Giants receive an Ebola briefing before their game against the Cowboys - which is silly, because no one ever catches anything at AT&T Stadium
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(32)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
George W. Bush now being blamed for the rise of ISIS, because George W. Bush can be blamed for anything, apparently
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(367)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Some people I know need some humor. Post a meme or anything that would make me say, "WTF did I just read?"
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(25)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Yet another UFO allegedly spotted in Lorain County, Ohio. Is this place known for anything else? Anything more "mainstream" maybe?
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(21)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at some of the worst children's books ever written. Missing from the list, however, is A Wrinkle in Time, anything by Tolkien, and anything by R.L. Stine
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(84)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Is there anything sweeter than two great grandmothers anxiously waiting in the maternity ward and then getting into a fist fight?
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(57)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
"I love the first [Ghostbusters] so much I don't want to do anything to ruin the memory of that" says the guy ruining it by making a new film that ignores the original
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(119)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Like everyone but NBC executives and a couple of writers, Cameron Crowe is vehemently opposed to a Say Anything TV series, and he's fighting to keep it from happening. Good on you, Mr. Crowe
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC gambling on a Say Anything TV show sequel working, though they admit the climactic scene where Lloyd Dobler holds an iPod over his head outside Diane Cort's window needs a little work
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(30)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"U.S. must be better prepared if terrorists wipe out White House and Congress." Yeah, because then how would we get anything don... oh, right
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(131)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
"Amelia dresses like a accountant, is patient and clear, and is cheap to hire. And she can learn anything to an expert level in less than a minute. Amelia is an AI. She exists in commercial form today. And she wants to take your job" (pic)
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(77)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Pet Shop Boys keyboardist Chris Lowe, once described as "more famous for not doing anything than almost anyone else in the history of popular entertainment." Here's Paninaro '95, featuring a Lowe rap
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(15)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pepsi to start selling "naturally sweetened" soda through Amazon. No, it's not Crystal Pepsi or Pepsi Blue or Josta or anything you'd actually want to drink
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(45)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your dog manages to get thousands of miles away from you, don't expect anything different at the reunion
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(39)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Diaper Sniper is about to collide with Bow Season. Let's see if anything interesting happens
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(79)
 

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