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125 headlines found matching 'NYT'
Wed February 22, 2017
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Spicer says town hall protesters are fake. The news is also fake. Anything not pro-Trump is fake. The Trump White House: chock filled with lunatics. Hey, stop being fake. Your opinion is fake. Fake
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum froths angrily when it's suggested that a rise in anti-Semitism has anything to do with President Trump's relative silence on the matter
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Eleven simple rhymes to help you remember how Dale Earnhardt died. Never Anything Scarier, Crashed Against Retaining barrier
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dream of operating a shady and deceptive business that rips off customers every day? Then set up shop in Missouri, where it'll soon be illegal to sue a business for anything
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why are Democrats criticizing Trump for the amount of golf he plays? "It's ironic that the same people who don't want Trump to do anything complain when he doesn't do anything"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
What infuriates the liberal media? "President Trump has a connection with his voters that most politicians don't, and that connection is not anything that anybody else can break"
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
God to Earth: "Nice, stable magnetic filed you got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to that"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eternal Football Truth #24: When a Jets player makes the sports pages in February, it won't be for anything that happens on the field and it won't be for anything good
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chris Christie "forced" to eat meatloaf by Donald Trump at White House, which, if true, represents first time Christie forced to eat anything, anything at all
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is kicking off his 2020 campaign with a rally this weekend. Luckily, he doesn't have anything important to do
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What triggers a TSA search: a) anything in your bags b) looking brown c) jesus you have bags and are brown, get out the latex gloves
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey look at this article from two weeks ago about how Steve Bannon has been trying to usurp Gen. Michael Flynn's national security portfolio and bring the NSC under political control. I wonder if that's related to anything else in the news
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The New Indian Express)
 
 
 
It probably doesn't mean anything but Lockheed Martin and Boeing have pulled all their fighters out of international air shows and sales
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Fri February 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There was once a President from Turkey, who acted a bit jerkey, I can't think of anything else that rhymes with Turkey but Erdogan's mother was a whore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More proof that Trump can't read: Claims NYTimes is fakenews because they didn't say he talked to China yesterday in an article about him talking to China yesterday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
President Trumpy is out of his mind if he thinks he can split up BFF Russia and Iran.They're not getting out of bed with each other anytime soon
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Mon February 06, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest fiancée gets engaged at age 106, says she doesn't want to go through a long engagement before marriage. Which at her age is anything more than 20 minutes
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Sun February 05, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NYT discovers the ultimate outcome to the last 40 years of AM Talk Radio
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Fri February 03, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart is feeling extremely nervous about hosting SNL, but I bet she can pull this off without showing that she's feeling anything
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich tied the NBA record for the most career wins with one franchise, but to him it is just a longevity thing more than anything
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Albino dementor Kellyanne Conway says she messed up when she said "massacre". What she actually meant was that time we accidentally let some terrorists in, then caught them before they did anything and fixed the immigration loopholes. Thank Obama
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has officially gone plaid - Even Fox news reporters are broken down to the point saying, "I'm not sure what anything means" in regards to his behavior
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's counter-terrorism efforts will focus exclusively on Islam, so that's good news for all the white supremacist Christian terrorists who want to attack mosques, minority churches, and anything else in the name of the alt-right
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Wed February 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Millennial to Pelosi: Is there anything Democrats can do to differentiate themselves from Republicans in terms of economic policy? Pelosi to Millennial: We're capitalists. That's just the way it is
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Article asks "Was anything on Mariah Carey's reality show real?" Sure...the commercials
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN: Denver cops tell protesters to "Stop doing anything that could be construed as free speech"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's hard to imagine anything quenching a thirst quite like a tall glass of Oreo-flavored 7% Hornswoggler chocolate milk stout
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Tue January 24, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Current polling on California seceding? Oh, well, it's only 5%, you're going to have some crazies, right? It's....32%? Holy shiat. And President Cheetolicious hasn't even done anything irrevocably stupid yet
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Mon January 23, 2017
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm going to Walmart. Need anything?" "We need some light bulbs, a loaf of bread, and a new car." "Got it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Is it too soon to laugh about apartheid?" Well, it's never 'too soon' for anything around here
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ultimately, the Pink Hats were genius, as they prevented the Trump propaganda machine from claiming the massive crowds gathered on the Capitol Mall to do anything other than protest his Presidency
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
No, Trump-haters; Trump didn't plagiarize his speech from "Bee Movie." Or from "Avatar." Or from anything by Monty Python, although I'm sure we'd all like this administration to stop being so silly
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Sat January 21, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last NHL Saturday before the All-Star break, and Subby's too hungover to come up with anything that remotely approaches clever. 11 games today, the action starts with Blues/Jets @ 3PM ET and ends with Sharks/Avs @ 10:30PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Anything can be beautiful if seen at a sufficient distance, and for Detroit that distance turns out to be low Earth orbit
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Steelers HC: The Cheatriots are a bunch of assholes and we're going to beat their asses and make them cry. Now make sure not to do anything stupid, like post this speech on social media. Antonio Brown: No worries, Facebook isn't social media
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Fri January 13, 2017
(The British Library)
 
 
 
Physical chemists aren't trying to brag or anything, but they just produced hydrogen from paraffin waxes through microwave degradation using a ruthenium catalyst, cuz it's not bragging if you can do it, biatch
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Thu January 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the world's last public library book mender, who uses no advanced tools to repair beat-up covers, cracked spines, and torn pages. "A computer does not do anything here - it only interrupts"
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hello, I am Julian Assange, anti-secrecy advocate. Ask Me Anything, but don't expect an answer. I need to keep my secrets, after all"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey North Carolina, that sure is a nice football championship game you have there. It would be a shame if anything would happen to it. Signed, the ACC
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'Old book' given to charity shop turns out to be rare first edition of A Clockwork Orange worth £1,500. This is why I never throw anything out
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Fri January 06, 2017
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Leaky pipes are making it hard for Arizona State honors students to learn anything, marking the first time "Arizona State" and "honors students" are used in the same sentence
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The internet is busy tracking everything Trump says so good luck on getting away with anything because your followers will be so angry when you lie. Yeah, nobody believes that, but if Trump followers weren't cult members, this would happen
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that guy in MA who, while already facing child rape charges, was arrested after stealing 16 guns from a National Guard Armory, some of which were never recovered? Yeah, not to alarm you or anything, but he just escaped from prison
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Wed January 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're using Q-tips for anything other than building a scale model of the Stay-Puft marshmallow man, then you're doing it wrong
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Tue January 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And here's Donald Trump posing with a member of the Gambino crime family who worked directly with John Gotti. Good thing he's not the president or anything
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The average person can't cope with four conversations at once. Four conversations at once is too much for the average person to deal with. Science says that anything more that three conversations is too much. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Too much sleep can kill you. Also, too little sleep can kill you. Pretty much anything you do will kill you
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
"When I finished, my opponent...looked over the audience and announced that though he wouldn't dignify anything I had said with a rebuttal, he could promise that come the inevitable revolution, people like me would be lined up and shot"
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Tue December 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Google's new vehicle is Waymo ugly than anything else on the road
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gorbachev says he expected Hillary Clinton to win the U.S. presidential race and was surprised by Trump's victory: "You know, Vladimir and I don't get along that well. He really doesn't tell me anything about what's going on"
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Fri December 23, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Staff on The Apprentice admit they heard Trump spout a bunch of crazy, racist shiat, but never anything that bad
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Even Gene Simmons won't whore himself out for Trumpy's inauguration, and Gene will usually whore himself out for anything
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Wed December 21, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys make former WCW Champion Sting their new "intimidation coach", because it's not like there's a Texas Rattlesnake nearby that could teach them how to open a can of whoopass or anything
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Some people are drawing parallels between the assassination in Turkey and the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand that started WWI. Fortunately for us, those people don't know anything about why WWI actually started
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Well at least the Upper Mid-West will get to enjoy a white Christmas. They'll freeze off their jingle-bells in the process, but hey, anything for Bing Crosby. Love that guy
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch says, Hey Guardian, I've never asked any Prime Minister for anything, unlike what you say in your paper. I have lackeys for that
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Thu December 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two words: invisible sharks. "Until you've had an opportunity to see the telltale giveaways of anything that cryptic, that hides and camouflages itself so well, you're looking at every lump and bump thinking 'is that going to be an angel shark?"
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
You can do anything with (Frank) Zombo.com
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
You know, at this point, it might be safer to just disassociate yourself from anything Yahoo related
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
With recreational marijuana going into effect tomorrow, here's everything you MA farkers need to know about the new law. Basically, you can smoke in your own house, but you can't buy it yet or do anything remotely related to it for another 2 years
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Post-election rally largest since 1928. It's not like anything bad happened to the market in 1929, right?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's political strategy is pure House of Cards. Wait. Did I say "political strategy?" I mean finances. Trump's finances are a house of cards; that's why he can't divest from anything
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You can read the full text of Bob Dylan's Nobel banquet speech here, and it's just as great as anything else he's written
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Fri December 09, 2016
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
What if you threw a presidential inauguration and no celebrities wanted to attend? This is the reality facing Donald Trump's team as they are desperate and willing to pay anything to land anyone other than Garth Brooks, Ted Nugent, and Kid Rock
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT to Donald Trump: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. HERE'S WHY
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently unaware of HuffPo, DailyKos, Salon, NYTimes, USA Today, WaPo, LA Times, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, Vox, Fark, LGF, Time, LATimes, Buzzfeed, NPR and Slate, Media Matters founder David Brock vows to Create a 'Breitbart of the Left'
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
What does a 6'8", 260-lb NHL enforcer and All-Star MVP write as a goodbye article when he retires? Anything he wants. John Scott bids farewell with a classy, must-read column
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Wed December 07, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The "ugly Christmas sweater", cool for being anything but cool, has now crept into German culture from overseas. Germans now wonder if that does make it uncool once again. Cool first world problems
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trump has gotten progressives to value limited government, guns, and secession. Now he's gotten them to hate taxes? Is there anything he can't do?
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
As a lifelong Raiders fan it is a reflex to not like anything associated with the Broncos. However this is really cool. Von Miller just gave a bottle of wine to every player (practice squads included) in the AFC West as a thank you
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the fact that France has shut down 18 nuclear reactors to check if they were built with crappy steel. It's not like France's power grid is important or anything. Bonus: They haven't burned this much coal since the 1980s
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' ex-showrunner Bryan Fuller confirms he won't have anything to do with the show now that CBS has decided it needs to suck: 'They have my number'
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
White House announces support for registering women for the draft. I wouldn't worry, though, the next occupant probably won't get us in any wars or anything
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President who received fawning coverage from MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NPR, Vox, The Daily Beast, WaPo, NYT, Time, PBS, the Daily Show, and Colbert says the reason his side lost was that people were watch the incorrect TV station
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, you're a scientist, but what makes you think you know anything about science?
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"I never said anything about draining the swamp. Not at all. Wrong. Wrong. Your mouth looks like a butthole"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If there was anything that changed Britney Spears for the better, it is being a mother
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nate Silver makes Kellyanne Conway look like an idiot over her boasts Trump won in a landslide. Not that it's hard to do or anything
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Famed internet blogger Casey Neistat gets bought out by CNN for $25 million in an attempt to bring "authenticity" to CNN
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump probably won't Tweet anything horrible today, so why not watch an Orson Welles movie about abuse of power? Citizen Kane anyone?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
NYT publishes damning look at Trump's conflicts of interest. Trump: "Hey, everyone, look over here at my batshiat insane recount tweets until this blows over"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ana Navarro says Kellyanne Conway's public criticism of Mittens is part of a "coordinated Trump strategy" to put him in his place. This would be the first time the Trump administration has coordinated anything
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(Americablog)
 
 
 
Good night; tweet Pence
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Sat November 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rivalry Week continues with the Governor's Cup, Michigan-Ohio State, MSU-PSU, the Iron Bowl and so much more. Anything can happen, and the action begins at Noon ET
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After 5-year study, scientists say unchecked Arctic melting may bring irreversible change. But like that's just their opinion man, it's not like it's 'real' science or anything, amirite?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some pigs will do anything to stay out of the slaughterhouse, even becoming an artist
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Thu November 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You can get anything you want (excepting Alice) at Alice's Restaurant. The Thanksgiving noontime tradition continues
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the NYT did right, and TV journalists got horribly, horribly wrong, by meeting with the Donald yesterday
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Why robots aren't going to steal old people's medicine for food anytime soon
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Playing a game in Mexico City could be "devastating" to players due to the high altitude and poor quality of the air. But, hey, anything to put a game in a country where the word "football" usually refers to another sport
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fighting Trump is going to backfire when he doesn't do anything nearly as bad as what he campaigned on
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Hey, neat tattoo. Does it mean anything? I mean, other than the fact that you're 27% less likely than me to get a promotion
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Sun November 20, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coal miners are going to be surprised to hear that Trump's not actually going to do anything for them
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems the 20th century kids forgot to take out the space trash and now we probably won't be able to live there anytime soon in the 21st century
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
While designers are usually thrilled for an opportunity to dress first ladies in their creations, the first actual fashion model to become first lady may end up shopping off the rack as top designers say they don't want anything to do with Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets prospect Tim Tebow has little prayer of making big leagues anytime soon, thanks to woeful .194/.296/.242 Arizona Fall League performance
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Interview with one of the top shared fake news writers on Facebook: "Trump's followers don't fact-check anything - they'll post everything, believe anything"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Finally realizing that Republicans' first instinct is to kill anything Democrats like, Democrats consider championing Trump's ideas. In other news, popcorn futures about to soar to historic levels
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie to ICC: What do you mean I can't steal anything I want without repercussions? I'm taking my Drumpf and going home
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Toddler is the 'only person in the world' who can't eat or drink anything
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Browns fan has applied for a parade if team has perfect 0-16 season. Team spokesman, when asked, says, "I really don't have anything to say about it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National debt and government spending which was never anything to be worried about while Republicans were in charge, then very serious and the cause for a government shutdown through the GOP under Obama, now not going to be a problem again
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"F*** you. I'm not paying anything." Enjoy the soup
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That whole 'Hillary and Bill hiking in the woods after the election' photo was as fake and as staged as anything else Hillary has ever done and probably went through a couple of focus groups before she actually pretended to do it
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
British consumers introduced to naga pepper pizza: "One bite and I was in pieces. It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted. My tongue was on fire, my face was boiling and my hair was soaking wet. I will never eat anything with chilli in it again"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Elle (UK))
 
 
 
Because moving to Canada is stupid and won't fix anything, Americans unhappy with Trump's victory are calling on Queen Elizabeth to revoke America's independence instead
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"Has Donald Trump's remarkable rise done anything to change your mind as to the ideal strength of the State?"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's National Scrapple Day. Do you know what it is? Do you like it? Anything you would like to add about this intriguing food?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Only in Toronto could 20 people witness a man having his penis cut off followed by five gunshots and no one saw or heard anything"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Lithgow passed on 20 years of playing Frasier Crane, but not because he had a big giant head or anything
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Sun November 06, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Zebrafish offers hope for spinal cord repair. Just not anytime soon
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
The media hates conspiracy theories, except conspiracy theories like Saddam has WMDs and is going to blow us all up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump accuser drops lawsuit. That's not suspicious or anything
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man takes photo of his life every 30 seconds during each waking moment, hasn't misplaced anything since: "One day he lost a notebook, so he went back through the photos and found where he had left it"
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
CNN: Mr. Trump, what are your thoughts on the G.I. Bill changes? "I want to bring jobs back to our country and make the country grow again. I talk trade and I'm the only one that can do anything about trade" CNN: You have no idea what that is do you?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
At this point, you should just assume that anything Samsung made will explode
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Half of Americans can't find anything good on television. The other half are watching robot sex on Westworld
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I have to stay on message. GolTrump: No. We have to talk about the lizard people. Jews. Trump: Focus. Believe in yourself and you can do anything. GolTrump: THE BLACKS. Trump: Keep it together, Donald
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(The Local)
 
 
 
New Swiss chocolate may alleviate menstrual pains, offering further proof that chocolate can solve anything, period
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Russia's floating garbage fire finally limps into the Mediterranean on route to Syria, where it is not expected to contribute anything. So why did they send it? As a "potent symbol"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Even if the polls are right and Clinton's lead translates into an electoral victory, she will be so damaged going into office that her chances of getting anything done will be virtually nil"
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Since he doesn't have anything left to prove, President Obama decides to troll NFL fans
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The FBI reopened its investigation after finding new Hillary emails. Actually, they weren't from Hillary, weren't on her server and they're not reopening anything. Confused? You won't be after reading this surprisingly level-headed article
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: No, not a trick. There really is a Food Thread this week and it's all about tasty treats for Halloween. Do you make anything festive for parties or for the kids? It doesn't even need to be pumpkin-based
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