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Fri February 10, 2012
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(NBC 10) Amusing Fan of British sitcom "Red Dwarf" escapes Philadelphia Police custody. Last seen wearing handcuffs and green jumpsuit. Answers to "Smeghead"  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (89)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup How many officers does it take to beat the fark out of a man in insulin shock? In Nevada, the answer is 7 or more  (dailymail.co.uk) (409)


Tue February 07, 2012
(AL.com) Interesting Pop quiz: A class has 29 students. Twenty students have dogs; 15 have cats. How many have both dogs and cats? If you can't answer this you are dumber than a sixth grader  (blog.al.com) (364)


Mon February 06, 2012
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Question: Why have college tuitions gone up? Joe Biden Answer: Government subsidies like the ones President Obama wants to expand  (realclearpolitics.com) (149)
(ABC) Obvious Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com) (127)


Sat February 04, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Girl Scouts now accept credit cards, still won't accept "No" for an answer, though  (latimes.com) (93)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Amusing Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"  (slate.com) (21)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Question: What keeps Newt Gingrich going? Answer: Pure, unfettered ego  (cnn.com) (38)


Tue January 31, 2012
(io9) Interesting Scientist has either figured out the answer to life, the universe, and everything or is batshiat insane. No one knows for sure yet  (io9.com) (79)
(Smh.com.au) Florida "Sightings of raccoons are down 99 per cent, opossums 98.9 per cent and white-tailed deer 94 per cent." Giant pythons have eaten the Everglades  (smh.com.au) (71)


Sun January 29, 2012
(CNN) Interesting CNN Asks "Who should be allowed to teach Yoga?" If their answer is anything other than "hot, flexible broads in tight pants", they're wrong  (cnn.com) (170)


Sat January 28, 2012
(SaveOnBrew) Spiffy Answer: 50 MILLION cases of beer. Question: How much beer will be consumed this Super Bowl Sunday  (saveonbrew.com) (56)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Comedy Central) Silly Thought you'd gotten over those horrific head models of Beavis and Butthead from a couple weeks ago? Well, here's a model Professor Farnsworth to keep the nightmares coming  (ccinsider.comedycentral.com) (15)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine House GOP last month: Obama this bill will FORCE you to decide on the Keystone XL pipeline. Obama: Okay I've decided and my answer is "no". House GOP this month: THIS bill will make the decision not up to you anymore  (news.yahoo.com) (125)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some researcher) Followup "Answer me: Who taught you how to share your account passwords?" "From you, all right? I learned it by watching you"  (zephoria.org) (74)
(The New York Times) Silly Newt Gingrich will skip future debates if the crowd can't cheer him on as he attacks the media instead of answering the questions he is asked  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (133)


Mon January 23, 2012
(YouTube) Scary And you thought Americans had all the fun being threatened by scary broad-brush anti-piracy laws. Video explaining what ACTA, the EU's answer to SOPA, is all about  (youtube.com) (46)


Fri January 20, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Fail If you've ever wondered which nuclear power plant Homer Simpson works at, I think we've found the answer  (wrcbtv.com) (43)
(Las Vegas Sun) Amusing Biden: "...and that's why we need energy for..." Secret Service: "Mr. Vice President we need to evacuate now." Biden: "Well let me answer some qu.." Secret Service: "GET TO THE CHOPPA"  (lasvegassun.com) (71)


Wed January 18, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary Hey, man, that's an awesome shark bite tattoo. Oh... nevermind  (news.com.au) (17)


Tue January 17, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If your stepfather asks you to stop staring at him, the wrong answer is "make me"  (nwfdailynews.com) (32)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Salon) Amusing Headline asks: "I like to watch women watch men fight. Am I normal?" Answer: No. You are not. Normal is being a man who likes to watch two oiled women fight in a tub of jello. While men watch  (salon.com) (57)


Thu January 12, 2012
(PoliGu.com) Interesting Answer some questions, find your Republican candidate  (thepoliticalguide.com) (164)
(BBC) Interesting The answer is none. None more milky  (bbc.co.uk) (12)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If a cop asks you why you have such a large amount of cash, unless you're Huggy Bear don't answer: " I don't have a job, read between the lines"  (nwfdailynews.com) (88)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Will Kane try to drag Cena to Hornswoggle's lair again? Will Jericho continue to troll the crowd? Can the Miz avoid R-truth? Monday night Raw 9pm on USA  (ewrestlingnews.com) (lots)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Answer: this law was one of the tenets of justice for 800 years in the UK before it was repealed in 2003  (news.sky.com) (71)
(Guardian) Interesting The answer to rising unemployment: 20 hour work weeks  (guardian.co.uk) (145)


Sat January 07, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Will anyone watch Texans-Bengals? Will either defense make a stop in New Orleans? Most importantly, will The Jake Delhomme Era resume in Houston? The answers and more in the Wild Card Weekend: Day 1 thread (NBC, starting at 4:30 PM EST)  (espn.go.com) (2989)
(Toronto Star) Amusing "We began to suspect something out of the ordinary when my wife answered a call one afternoon and was asked if she could 'do a half-hour'"  (thestar.com) (92)


Fri January 06, 2012
(AlanCross.ca) Interesting How did the special audience lyrics in Billy Idol's "Mony Mony" originate? Seriously, people, this is an important anthropological question that needs an answer  (alancross.ca) (166)
(CNN) Interesting Pop quiz hotshot, your star WR has violated his probation for DUI; do you keep them on the team? Well, what is your answer Brady Hoke?  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (18)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Dumbass Canada's answer to Glenn Beck gives a reasoned, articulate response to a company's boycott of tarsands oil. Just kidding, he tells the senior VP to go f*ck his mother  (thestar.com) (64)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, sharks are now having sex with sharks from other species and having smarter and stronger hybrid babies  (couriermail.com.au) (48)


Sat December 31, 2011
(ABC) Misc ABC News Investigation of the Year ask: What's In Your Egg McMuffin? Answer: Pure American Goodness  (abcnews.go.com) (87)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Philly.com) Amusing Lancaster, PA continues its tradition of complicated answers to simple problems  (philly.com) (43)
(CBS News) Asinine South Carolina Democrats seek to ban mandated cheerful phone greeting by state employees. In other news, South Carolina state workers still answer the phone  (cbsnews.com) (38)
(LA Times) Silly California church that trolls with unusual nativity displays every Christmas disappointed that someone answered with their own troll  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (161)


Wed December 28, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Jesus is the answer. The question is: "Who knows where the fugitive rapist pastor is hiding?"  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (48)


Fri December 23, 2011
(NPR) Spiffy With winter extending its icy grip on poor slobs in northern climates, and endless months of dreary, cold, and miserable weather are enough to drive even the sane to consider eating a bullet, there's only one answer: Glogg  (npr.org) (69)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Joe Biden makes the "jaw dropping" gaffe of providing a nuanced, factually true answer on the Afghan war that sounds a little wierd to those with a limited grasp of basic geopoltical facts  (news.yahoo.com) (202)
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting You know that billboard with the picture of George W. Bush that says "Miss me yet?" Well, the Syrian protesters have an answer  (weeklystandard.com) (231)
(YouTube) Amusing The age-old question of "who would win a rap battle between Santa and Jesus" is finally answered...kinda (language is NSFW)  (youtube.com) (19)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Slate) Silly So... just why did Apple name their new digital assistant Siri? A baby name expert has the answers  (slate.com) (86)
(Engadget) Dumbass Al Franken grills the phone companies and device manufacturers on the purpose and capabilities of CarrierIQ and is somehow surprised when their answers are consistent with previously established facts  (engadget.com) (94)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The Sun) Interesting Ever wonder why Quantum of Solace sucked so hard? Here's your answer  (thesun.co.uk) (113)


Sun December 11, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Have you ever wondered what Peter Parker would look like if he were a sparkly emo pretty boy instead of a geek? Well, the teaser poster for the new Spider-Man movie answers that question quite definitively  (hollywoodreporter.com) (112)
(Comics Alliance) Amusing Al Jaffee, the 91 year-old artist who has drawn Mad Magazine's fold-ins for years and done the Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions feature, took stupid questions from a live audience and gave some damn snappy answers (w/video)  (comicsalliance.com) (42)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Amusing Being caught driving while 4 times over the limit isn't a good thing, but heck at 90 years old you gotta be proud of her stamina  (abc.net.au) (38)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Discover) Silly I'm not sure what the question was, but if the answer is ostrich penis you can just leave me out of it  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (23)
(CNN) Misc CNN does the hardline investigative reporting that other news organizations refuse to do. Today, they answer "When is a woman more likely to fake it?"  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (57)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Gawker) Dumbass News: Herman Cain's lawyer goes on Piers Morgan's show to answer questions about Cain's alleged affair. Fark: He refuses to do so and then fights with Morgan (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (9)
(Hartford Courant) Interesting Police say they've shut down a magic mushroom grow-op based on the cash, spores, mason jars, flying monkeys, talking grandfather clocks, giant bejeweled eels, answers to the Ancients' riddles, and cosmic waterfalls they confiscated  (courant.com) (37)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Ars Technica) Followup Sen. Franken demands answers from Carrier IQ, suggests phone snooping violates federal law  (arstechnica.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Interesting The Muppets has a 98% approval rating on Rotton Tomatoes, a rare 'A' CinemaScore rating and is one of the best movies of the year. So does it have a chance at the Oscars? The answer is 'probably not, except for the songs'  (thewrap.com) (84)
(Click On Detroit) Scary When asking a father's permission to marry his daughter, and the answer is no, do you: C) Go in with guns and spray acid all over the entire family?  (clickondetroit.com) (43)


Tue November 29, 2011
(TMZ) Sad Patrice O'Neal passes away at age 41. He never got an answer from Kobe on how his arse tastes  (tmz.com) (168)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida There's nothing creepier than a strange man knocking on your door late at night and when you answer he rocks his hands back and forth like he's cradling an invisible baby  (nwfdailynews.com) (19)


Mon November 28, 2011
(CNN) Followup Police have discovered the bodies of three men in Ohio believed to have been murdered after answering job ads on Craigslist  (cnn.com) (49)


Fri November 25, 2011
(ABC 4) Florida News: Man rescued after being stuck in quicksand after eight hours. Not News: He was in Utah. Fark: His rescue beacon was answered by the Air Force - in Florida  (abc4.com) (31)


Wed November 23, 2011
(king5) Hero Violence is rarely the answer, unless you are a 10 year old boy shooting your mom's attacker with a BB gun  (king5.com) (168)


Tue November 22, 2011
(New York Magazine) Followup Finally, an answer to the mystery of why Roger Ailes was so pissed off at Sarah Palin  (nymag.com) (85)


Fri November 18, 2011
(times sun) Dumbass Good citizenship: Arriving promptly at court to answer your summons. Bad citizenship: In a stolen car  (timesunion.com) (9)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass This college professor says the First Amendment guarantees your right to A. Free speech. B. Be on the news. C. Convince everyone your opinions are correct. If you answered B and C, you can probably guess which college he works for  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Courier Times) Sick If you can't answer the question, "Are you sexually attracted to young boys?" with, "Absolutely not, that's ridiculous" then you shouldn't do the interview  (phillyburbs.com) (312)
(Some Guy) Obvious Were "Adam" and "Eve" the genetic ruling hybrids that were formed following an Extraterrestrial War against humans? If you answered, "yes," you might be a nutjob (NSFW pic in article)  (agoracosmopolitan.com) (178)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Rick Perry totally redeemed himself in the last debate with his sharp answer on Iran, his views on enhanced interrogation, and, um, I can't remember the other reason. Oops  (redstate.com) (38)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Researchers in Britain to build 1830s Babbage Analytical Engine to answer the question: Did an eccentric mathematician named Charles Babbage conceive the first programmable computer?  (nytimes.com) (72)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass When someone videotapes a public employee doing something stupid, the correct answer is not "It's against the by-law to videotape me". Especially when it's not  (owensoundsuntimes.com) (61)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Herman Cain states that he refuses to answer any more sexual harassment questions. Well that should do it  (huffingtonpost.com) (234)
(Beatcalls) Dumbass If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer  (beatcalls.com) (43)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad College students rely on Yahoo Answers for research, which explains why so many term papers address "How is babby formed?"  (washingtonpost.com) (213)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN) Fail Question: How the fark did UGA actually manage to beat the Florida Gators for the first time in eternity? Answer: *  (espn.go.com) (60)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. Tampa Bay Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"  (wfaa.com) (148)
(YouTube) Obvious Michael Moore tells Occupy that top 1% need to hand out millions, but won't answer question about him giving out a million of his own $50 million  (youtube.com) (560)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine If you've ever wondered what is meant by "the letter of the law vs. the spirit of the law", here's your answer  (foxnews.com) (731)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Springfield Republican) PSA According to this map, either a brontosaurus is eating New Brunswick or a dust buster is sucking Virginia. Meanwhile, the forecast says everybody between is getting a blizzard  (masslive.com) (89)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Here's a couple of suggestions when the cops come looking for your child porn: Don't have it scrolling on your computer, and don't answer the door naked  (wlwt.com) (35)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Amusing The TSA man asked Jesus, "Have you no bags to check?" Jesus answered him, "Carry no money belt, no bag and no shoes for your journey." The man was amazed and said, "Truly, you are a frequent flyer"  (washingtonpost.com) (55)


Mon October 24, 2011
(YouTube) Interesting After last night's collapse of the Vengeance ring, the WWE Universe waits with bated breath to find out if there is anything left of Hornswoggle besides a tiny corpse amongst the kendo sticks. RAW tonight on USA, 9:00pm EST  (youtube.com) (1479)
(Time) Obvious Libyans have listened to the carefully voiced concerns of the world's bleeding hearts, have deliberately weighed the ramifications of their actions, and have an answer: We don't give a flying fark how Muammar Gaddafi died  (time.com) (212)
(NJ.com) Interesting South Brunswick, NJ schools will close to observe religious holiday, celebrating our Lord and Saviour, Krishna  (nj.com) (199)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Rolling Stone) Fail Finally, we have the question to which there is no answer: What is the best Coldplay song?  (rollingstone.com) (112)


Tue October 18, 2011
(News.com.au) Hero Researchers have an answer to the water crisis: BEER  (news.com.au) (20)
(MSNBC) Fail PROTIP: When you run your car into the ditch and the cops ask you how much you had to drink, don't answer "two pizzas". Oh, and lose the heroin while you're at it  (msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Mon October 17, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious Lords of finance on Wall Street: Don't you protesters understand what we've done for the U.S. economy? OWS: Short answer, yes  (nytimes.com) (263)

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