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Thu December 18, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin finally answers the biggest question hanging over his presidency: "You getting any these days?"
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Is Obama destroying Russia's economy?" I know the rule regarding questions in headlines but I think Politico asking it inverts the answer to a positive. Known as the "Inverse Transitive Property of Dumbassery"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What very common word was invented by Dodge in the 1910s? The answer will surprise you
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Tue December 16, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
550 actors and musicians answer the question: Lennon or McCartney?
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Mon December 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after gunning him down for carrying a toy gun in a Walmart toy aisle, Ohio police interrogated John Crawford's girlfriend by using a bit of "Bad Cop, Worse Cop" to get answers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kansas finds out that cutting taxes actually reduces the amount of money the government receives. Obviously more tax cuts are the answer
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Sun December 14, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Finally, a hard-hitting NPR piece that will answer a question plaguing nearly everyone in the world: How can you tell if your kid is happy?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Why aren't rates falling faster under the ACA? Short answer: Drugs. Long answer: Pharmaceutical company profits
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Sat December 13, 2014
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
The big question for today's Army-Navy game: why the fark is the Navy mascot a goat instead of a ferocious sea creature such as a shark or the kraken? The answer actually makes sense
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney to appear on Meet the Press this Sunday to talk about the torture report. Expect it to be the shortest program ever, ending with Cheney's first answer: "AVADA KEDAVRA"
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Again, you ran out of your house for Christmas supplies and still forgot to grab the one thing you really needed: correct answers. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How many Polish teachers does it take to strangle an epileptic student? Only one, but that's a shaky answer at best
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is Rand Paul trying to appeal to African-Americans because he's running for president? You may want to sit down for the answer as it's likely to shock you
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Wed December 03, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What happens when the passenger seated next to you kicks the bucket in mid-flight? Well since the FAA doesn't have an answer at all, pretty much every airline is on their own to deal with the stiff
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Daily DDT)
 
 
 
Will Hornswoggle be revealed as the Anonymous Raw GM again? Who will Ryback age by 20 years tonight? Will WWE Doctor Chris Amann clear the Ultimate Warrior for a return to action? Whose ideas will Cena get to use tonight? Raw 8pm EST USA
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Three games already in the books, and the playoffs looming, last minute roster adjustments could make or break your seedings. Get all the answers to your questions with the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how much money smaller bands make while touring? The answer may surprise you
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Tue November 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do dreams happen in slow motion? A team of lucid dreamers answer the question - and what they find is just like the film Inception
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, you f*cking dumbass
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Tue November 18, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most people think self-driving cars are dangerous, according to motorists answering a poll while driving
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Why we de-ice aircraft before takeoff. Short answer: SO THEY DON'T farkING CRASH
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Sun November 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finally, someone has leaked video of what Alex Trebek says to contestants after the show when the theme music is playing. Sadly, it's not just answering questions about why he shaved his mustache
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Finally, a worthwhile Twitter Q&A; Canada's greatest musician, Geddy Lee, answers fan questions
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Thu November 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy makes amazingly detailed Professor Farnsworth costume. It will haunt your dreams
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(30)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
If the question is "Can you get a divorce in Maryland in 30 days and have all the records sealed?" the answer is yes, if you are International Man of Mystery Mayo Shattuck III
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Tue November 04, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Keeper of America's master clock: "But what time really is, is a question that I can't answer for you"
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Mon November 03, 2014
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"What I got wrong" Answer: Everything
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Nine questions Japanese women must answer to learn whether their man is worth marrying. "Male cat lovers tend to be more effeminate and self-centered, and can be more affectionate towards their cats than their wives"
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Should Alex Gordon have tried to score the tying run on the misplayed ball in the outfield in the bottom of the 9th? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooo
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Tue October 28, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you were losing sleep over whether Kris or Bruce gets to keep the multi-million dollar pile of bricks, we now have an answer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because we know you've been wondering: "What would happen if I peed into a particle accelerator?" And the answer is, quite a lot, and all of it bad
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Sun October 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
How was the premier of "Constantine"? Short answer: Meh. Long answer: ...............Meh
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Fri October 24, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lexicographer answers the question: Which came first, the word 'chicken' or the word 'egg'?
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did TR in American English shift to CHR? The answer is in your lazy mouth
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The network once known as "The Learning Channel" announces a new reality show that will investigate whether or not people's prayers have been answered
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Mon October 20, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"If we don't act now, this Ebola thing could make people turn to science for answers"
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Sure, dark energy makes the Universe's expansion accelerate, but what exactly is it? At last, a (preliminary) answer
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Fri October 17, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two male strippers quarantined due to their close-quarters flight with Ebola Nurse #2. And, as a bonus, the CDC kept one of the two on hold for 81 minutes before answering his concerns. Maybe The Strain wasn't mocking the CDC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google posts lower 3Q earnings, troubled officials search for an answer
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Mon October 13, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
2004: Atheism is the only rational answer, and only feeble-minded people disagree. 2014: Atheism is filled with irrational reasoning, but here's why that's totally okay
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Sun October 12, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Should he start or should he sit? Is he an upside or a risk? And how "injured" in "injured"? All these questions can be answered by the collective genius that is present in the Week 6 Fark Fantasy Football discussion thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The simple answer? Michelle Obama dared to endanger food companies' bottom lines by saying kids shouldn't be fatties
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why are police using military-grade weapons in high schools? Simple question, not a lot of answers
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Wed October 08, 2014
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
If there's a question in the headline, the answer is always 'no'
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(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "how does a spider decide where to build its web?". Surprisingly, "by finding a guaranteed spot where subby is going to run into it face first" is not the answer...but should have been
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bye week, injuries, bye week, suspensions, bye week, outright releases, and, oh did we mention it's another bye week? You've got questions, we've got answers: it's your Week 5 Fark Fantasy Football thread. Info to the left, advice to the right
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do crocodile dung, weasel testicles, pig intestines, fizzy cola, and moonshine mixed with ground beaver testicles have in common with each other? The answer might turn your stomach
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Velvet Underground's third album will get a 6-CD reissue, which means we'll be treated to clips from Lou Reed's answering machine as a "bonus"
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Fri October 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Scouts are taught to "be prepared," even for a door-to-door fundraising encounter with a man who "told officers he always answers the door with a sword"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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Mon September 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders, with 10 consecutive losses, travel a quarter of the way around the world to discover that head coach Dennis Allen still doesn't have any answers on how to turn the team around
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bear wandering aimlessly around Vancouver neighborhood described at "fat and lazy," answers to the name "Luongo"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Riddle: What event has been declared "too trashy" for Florida, home of the lap dance? Answer: This Christmas parade
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Wed September 24, 2014
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court: Voter ID law is legal, vacate your previous decision Judge: Fark that, I answer to my oath not to you
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Tue September 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder just how many days Bill Murray's character spends on February 2nd in the movie Groundhog Day? Luckily for you these guys have figured it out. The answer may surprise you
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Science tries to answer how they get Teflon to stick to pans. Long answer short, they don't know
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Christie defends mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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Wed September 17, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Answering The Rock's somewhat rhetorical question 'what would Hugh Jackman do?', Hugh Jackman reminds him to focus when weightlifting
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(43)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Hobby Lobby decision, answering questions from the government about labor practices now qualifies as violating someone's sincerely held religious beliefs
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Tue September 16, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Remember that one 'Cheers' when Cliff Claven answered Final Jeopardy with "who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" Someone did that last night... and won
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Answer: Your spouse. Unless that's your thing, of course
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to start? Who to sit? Who's hurt? Who's healthy? Who's worth picking up off the waiver wire? You have questions, we have answers: it's your Week 2 Fark Fantasy Football discussion
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(137)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age old question: When constructing a crossword puzzle, which do you write first, the clues or the grid?
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(27)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Husband calls his wife's cell only to have Derek Jeter answer. You'd better hope a gift basket doesn't show up on your doorstep, buddy
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(14)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
The obvious answer is "everything"
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd goes through the fluffy motions with President Obama on Meet the Press for their first interview. For about thirty seconds; then, he started pressing the President to answer questions about his lack of immigration reform
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand tourist visiting North Korea answers the age old question: "What does dog soup taste like?"
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(13)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Reporter asks how likely are you to be arrested for a hidden gun in Alabama. If you're smart the answer in 0% because you wouldn't be in Alabama in the first place
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Wed September 03, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In a real Minnehaha moment, a South Dakota man--while in court to answer for failure to complete his anger management class--attacks his female lawyer
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(38)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A question only one state can answer: If you drink more after a crash, can you avoid a DUI?
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Sat August 30, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is a real life Groot possible? The obvious answer to that question is "I am Groot"
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(83)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This answers the question why women tennis players braid their hair
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(24)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's something to consider: Do farts carry germs? The answer depends on if you're wearing pants at the time
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will new ads comparing pot smokers to lab rats prevent teens from getting high? Short answer: no. Long answer: um... What was the question again? And quit bogarting the bowl
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