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188 headlines found matching 'NSU'
Sun January 22, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter doesn't get health insurance because you have to work for the federal government for five years to qualify
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
A quick explanation of why we need a Consumer Finance Protection Board
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a red state, you may have already lost your health insurance. File a claim and see what happens
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Fri January 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In his first act as President, Trump cancels planned mortgage insurance rate reduction, costing new FHA homeowners $500/year
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he's a douche, has plans to get a job as the Consumer Reporter at KABC 7
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Thu January 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un threatens to nuke Trump's inauguration. Liberals unsure of who to root for
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Pence "clarifies" that when Donald Trump said he wanted "health insurance for everybody" he meant, of course, "Everybody in his tax bracket"
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA and CDC just updated fish consumption guidelines for pregnant women and children, to avoid heavy metal poisoning. Visit the page and save a copy ASAP, because it will be gone tomorrow
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The best defense against GTA trolls is insurance fraud
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Wed January 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Combine UberEats, the CHP and a film crew for 'People Behaving Badly'. Merriment ensues
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(Time)
 
 
 
"Normally the presidential transition period is a time to heal the wounds incurred in the election cycle and unify the nation. Instead, Donald Trump has used the time to unleash a series of personal insults against a civil rights icon"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
AI can predict when your insurance carrier should terminate your coverage with 80% accuracy
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Lakers & Clippers fans reach consensus; they hate the L.A. Chargers
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
PEOTUS tweets crude insults. POTUS publishes in Science: The irreversible momentum of clean energy
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
After raising $90 million for the inauguration, the Trump team wants to avoid a "circus-like atmosphere" in favor of a more "back to work" mindset that surrounds Trump "with the soft sensuality of the place" WTF
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Insurance company won't pay for family's car repair after a 4,000 pound cactus fell on top of it. What pricks
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If you go the "tiny house" route, don't forget to add theft insurance to your fire, flood and earthquake policies
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why do Alabama Trump supporters pay more for health insurance than California liberals do for their premiums?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inviting people to step on your national flag is insulting? Who knew? Says Amazon incredulously
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To the left, a list of what the article's author believes to be the best sci-fi and fantasy books due out in 2017. To the right, a civil and cultured discussion of said author's parentage and alcohol/pharmaceutical consumption
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The health insurance lobby isn't fighting the Obamacare repeal because they're afraid of Trump
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Mon January 09, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Consumer Electronics Show features cars that will have the ability to talk back to drivers. Chryslers programmed to say "You're going to have to walk the rest of the way"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here are the safest airlines to fly in 2017. Life insurance policy not needed
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Asshat landlord gives leasing agency list of 'unsuitable' tenants. Looks ok so far: smokers, pet owners, single parents, plumbers, battered wives... wait, what?
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Thu January 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren now at MSNBC. Says she would have stayed at Fox if only Roger Ailes had done her like he'd done the other girls. It was very insulting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge denies bond to man who kidnapped estranged wife, who married him after 1st husband was declared dead after he bought life insurance policy from 2nd husband, then disappeared on duck hunt. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Florida"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal will only cost taxpayers approx. 1,750 F-35s. Not including R&D of course. Of course the other costs are not having insurance and hospitals paying for charity care and this is looking like a bad idea. What's the repeal plan again?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) tweets a poll to see how many people hate Obamacare. Hilarity ensues
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Russian Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway gives Donald Trump the "if you like your insurance, you can keep it" quote that will haunt his presidency
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news for Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence as their disastrous failure Passengers will get a release in China, ensuring it might make some money after all
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bill Clinton decide to attend Donald Trump's inauguration "out of a sense of duty and respect for the American democratic process", preference to be insulted directly instead via Twitter
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
CNN explains Russian election hacking with 'Fallout 4' screengrabs, hilarity ensues
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"A Maine farm owner believes that the only way to ensure a rare breed of pig survives is to get people interested in eating them"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Education spending has ballooned massively since 1980, with nothing to show for it unless you're an assistant vice-deputy sub-principal in charge of buzzword-consultant jargon enhancement in which case life is farking sweet
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The MacBook's Consumer Reports verdict is just like its new keyboard: There's no Escape
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(TSN)
 
 
 
With all the bowl games today, even us hockey freaks have one: The Unsustainabowl. Will Columbus extend their winning streak to 15 games or will The Wild go to 13? That one's at 6pm ET but with 11 games today there's plenty for all. 1pm start time
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman bequeaths her entire estate of $1.2 million dollars to help homeless shelter pets in Tennessee, ensuring they will have a very happy new year on Caturday
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's death will trigger the biggest personal accident insurance claim in history for Disney
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A peek inside an ISIS bunker, which is unsurprisingly roomier than most New York City studio apartments
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump friend and de facto leader of the free world gives a 3 year sentence for insulting him on Facebook
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thai student first to be arrested, denied bail for insulting new poopy-head King Vaginalonghorn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With Trump coming in, millions are unsure if they'll be able to stay in the US. Millions more unsure if they want to
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Santa to ensure Denver beats the Chiefs 115-0 on Christmas night
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you love Christmas and hate other motorists, why not decorate your car with 10,000 Christmas lights? "The kilometer-long string of lights is connected to power in the boot of the car ensuring the car is a standout" (pics)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. consumers are buying homes at a record pace ahead of the coming financial crisis and inevitable mortgage bailout. Because hey, free houses
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New MacBook Pro first model not recommended by Consumer Reports
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish hydraulic press guy turns it up to 11 by upgrading his press with a red-hot steel ingot. Flaming hilarity ensues
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Wed December 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will become the number one contender to Shinsuke Nakamura's NXT title? Who will win the Battle of the Bulls tournament? Who is the smarter Bella twin? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey at 8pm ET
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin orders crackdown on bath lotion problems. State Security forces to ensure it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the fire hose again
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You dared to talk about your scientific findings that don't match my "consensus" narrative? That's a firing. I wonder why the federally funded scientists chose to agree now
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Emergency Management)
 
 
 
State Farm Insurance: "Hey Washington State hasn't had an earthquake in a while, I think we should raise rates 117% this year." Insurance regulators: "Ok"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan Airlines adds ritual goat sacrifice to their preflight checklists to ensure good luck
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Sun December 18, 2016
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Engineers in Korea build 13-foot-tall manned Gundam robot. Weaponization expected to ensue (pics)
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump supporter successfully causes a seizure by tweeting an animated .gif to an insufficiently worshipful reporter who's an epilepsy sufferer. But don't you dare call his action "deplorable," it'll hurt his feelings
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair experiences jump in subscriptions after Trump tweet against them. Other magazine editors suddenly see new way to boost circulation by insulting Trump. See, he's already improving the economy
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Car insurance rates would drop if there were fewer deer accidents. So we should put mountain lions on the east coast. But how to deal with the mountain lion problem? Introduce gorillas. But how to deal with the gorillas? Cold weather will solve it
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Wolverine insults Deadpool during Walk of Fame ceremony
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Thu December 15, 2016
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
'Yo, I know wrestling is fake, just like my gun' says Florida Man. Hilarity ensues
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Club World Cup referee becomes the first soccer official to award a penalty in a professional match after consulting video replays
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Wed December 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
8-bit review of the 2016 F1 season unsurprisingly better than real version of F1
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Team USA defeat Team Foreign Menace? Will Samoa Joe regain the NXT Title from Shinsuke Nakamura in a steel cage? Who will continue on in the Battle of the Bulls tournament? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with Tribute to the Troops at 8pm on USA
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Tue December 13, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Question on Jeff Sessions' application for Attorney General: Please list any unsuccessful nominations for appointed offices. His answer? *SMOKE BOMB*
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt attack each other with playground insults for 5 minutes
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(Vox)
 
 
 
My husband needs a liver transplant, we only have insurance because of Obamacare, and we voted for Trump. In our defense, we didn't realize that when Republicans promised to 'get rid of Obamacare' that they meant 'get rid of Obamacare'
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Feel happy for coal miners losing their insurance. They voted to stiggit, and by god, someone's getting stuck
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Mon December 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that the consensus about Russian hacking seems less certain than originally described over the weekend
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spammers celebrate the holidays by inundating consumers with 113% more robocalls
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can we get a general concensus on body spray, ladies? Yay or nay?
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When two fluffy clouds collide, the destruction that ensues is so gentle and peaceful it somehow ends up being incredibly relaxing and soothing
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans' Obamacare repeal includes a big tax cut for rich people. The Obvious tag died from an uninsurable pre-existing condition
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Without the Electoral College Democrat machines in cities like Chicago and corrupt Democrats in states like NY and CA could simply churn out enough votes to ensure that their candidate was elected President
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The Financial)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer average daily spending in November rose to $98 a day. Which is great news for the economy, other than the fact that the average American's income is still $57 a day
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
McDonald's to reboot McCafe concept, plans to challenge Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts with posher coffee. "The typical McDonald's diner is a low- to middle-income consumer and not adventurous when it comes to coffee"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another first in politics: Nifty chart of whom the president elect has been and is insulting on twitter. That's the joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid hacks McDonald's intercom to insult drive thru customers and ask if they want 'special sauce'. Most of the customers noted the service was better than usual
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura regain the NXT Title from Samoa Joe in Osaka? Will Sexy Star get revenge on the Worldwide Underground? Is Paige flaking out? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to Trump, President Obama was "the most ignorant president in history," a "weak" president who made "terrible deals" and one who founded ISIS-which explains why Trump is consulting him on every appointment and transition move he's making
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. restaurant fast-food traffic suffers first decline in five years as consumers say prices are just too damn high
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So if the Affordable Care Act is destroyed, what will the health insurance companies want?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernardo Bertolucci says that the controversy over butter in Last Tango is just one big wacky misunderstanding, like when Ricky Ricardo swapped the Parkay with I Can't Believe It's Not Consensual on Lucy
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(US News)
 
 
 
Anti-fraud experts who sold a company to PayPal for $169 million take on 'fake news,' find U.S. nearly launched a military intervention based on unsubstantiated claims. Again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant wants to ensure no one eats alone on Christmas day. Homeless and elderly eat for free
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
We need to ensure that the vast majority of Americans know that ABC, CBS, NBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, and the rest of the liberal voices are even more biased and less reliable than Fox News
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Obama puts out a how-to guide for Donald Trump to ensure he doesn't wind up destroying the globe
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last Tango in Paris rape scene WAS non-consensual: Director admits in newly unearthed interview that he wanted actress Maria Schneider to feel 'rage and humiliation' Rest of Hollywood: WTF dude??????
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
While the city of Gatlinburg begins to allow people back in to assess the damage, set up stations for insurance and unemployment claims, one bold reporter asks the now homeless city officials why they couldn't have done more
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Fri December 02, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Trump's announced policies conflict with Santa Claus' Christmas rules over coal, welfare, illegal immigration, like the Red Man's consumption "of over 300 million cookies and 5 million gallons of milk annually"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are trying to make "alt-left" a thing to distract attention from their alt-right problem, not realizing that as with "SJW," the only people who consider it an insult are the people who are saying it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Thanksgiving at my family's was a nightmare. 17 adults and 5 kids spent a week together under one roof; fights over kids, politics, you name it ensued. Am I a bad daughter for wanting to go to my boyfriend's at Christmas?"
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Banker accused of shady lending practices excited to strip back regulations protecting consumers from shady lending practices, says it is "the number one priority"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
San Bernardino attack survivors discover something worse than health insurance: worker's comp
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Mon November 28, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
College student claims his financial aid was canceled because he was seen wearing Nikes by administrators, who deemed him insufficiently impoverished
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Sun November 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News insists Obama send the Surgeon General to Cuba to ensure Castro is really dead
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to stop the homeless from sleeping on your stoop? Install this handy anti-homeless slope to ensure they cannot rest comfortably
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils their Cyber Monday deals. Because as Americans, we must OBEY CONSUME REMEMBER TERRIBLE 80S MOVIES STARRING RODDY PIPER
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Protesters will try and ruin consumers' Black Friday on Michigan Avenue in Chicago. This will not end well
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of letting the specters of mass consumerism slowly suck the soul from your body this Black Friday, why not write a letter, visit a museum, or bathe in a forest instead?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
First the jewel heist and now the breakdown. Those Kardashians sure are raking in the insurance money
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Wed November 23, 2016
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Google helping to ensure that when a place gets too crowded, nobody goes there anymore
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Heritage Foundation is Trump's shadow transition team, manipulating his choices to ensure their dark, shadowy agenda is accomplished
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Marauding Trump supporters confuse Hamilton, the Musical and Hamilton, the City. Hilarity ensues
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Sat November 19, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura defend the NXT title against Samoa Joe? Will Mickie James be so fine she'll blow Asuka's mind? Will TM-61 deus ex machina the Authors of Pain? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Toronto, 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will James May continue to be Captain Slow, will Richard Hammond keep showing his love for American muscle cars and who will Jeremy Clarkson insult? It's the premiere of The Grand Tour on Amazon Prime starting at 7:01 PM ET
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"70s disaster movie classics...in sensurround" A look back at some of the classic disaster films of a by-gone era
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trumpcare may provide pre-existing condition coverage by requiring people not to have a break in insurance coverage, and slamming them with "high risk" premiums if they do. Good thing insurance companies are so good about keeping people enrolled
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ahhh, the old story. Email sent to everyone in your company, everyone hits Reply All, chaos ensues. Especially when your company has 1.2 million employees
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Mon November 14, 2016
(5280.com)
 
 
 
This Denver veteran volunteers his time to ensure no soldier dies alone. "He sits at the doorway to death, ushering his brothers through whatever portal separates us from the world we know and the uncertainty that comes next"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump protestors, Marines celebrating Corps birthday by pub crawl collide in Ybor City. Hilarity almost ensues
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Fri November 11, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook will now stop advertisers ignoring ethnic consumers for housing, employment and credit ads. Because asking them nicely not to do it, surprisingly, didn't work
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(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
British consumers introduced to naga pepper pizza: "One bite and I was in pieces. It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted. My tongue was on fire, my face was boiling and my hair was soaking wet. I will never eat anything with chilli in it again"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you unsuccessfully try to hotwire someone's pickup, don't leave a citation for an earlier crime behind in the cab
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Despite its faults, the Electoral College is intended to serve an important purpose: to ensure that the chosen candidate is actually qualified to serve. For 200+ years this has not been necessary. It is now
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The neuroscience behind Trumpocalypse: the mind is a computer with unpatchable exploits, human botnet ensues. Evolutionary technical debt FTW
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(National Review)
 
 
 
If you squint, unskew a few numbers, and maybe if Obama insulted half the country as "deplorables", then, based on the numbers, Donald Trump would have beaten him in 2012
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The top foods that cause insomnia. Who knew consuming a bacon cheeseburger would cause heartburn?
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Wed November 09, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba says she maintains her looks without ever working out, and eating the same as she always has. In fact, she consumed an entire sandwich just last July
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It's a hard night to be a parent. How do we explain this to our kids? It was a whitelash against a black president. Donald Trump has a responsibility to assure people he will be the president of all those he insulted and offended," said Van Jones
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The public library in Beaverton, Oregon wins the Helicopter Parents Seal of Approval for threatening to arrest any parent who leaves their kid unsupervised for five minutes. Tag is for the people protecting The Children, you monster
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Hertz 3Q earnings drop 21%, stock plummets, as more rental drivers say no to the vehicle insurance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Toblerone bars now have larger gaps between chocolate chunks, giving UK consumers less chocolate for the same price. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bill Murray interviewing Theo Epstein after the Cubs' World Series win, champagne ensues
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Dr. Strange is indoctrination into demonic occultism, claims Christian film critic insulted by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth
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Wed November 02, 2016
(The Political Insider)
 
 
 
Fake news website reports that Michelle Obama deleted Hillary Clinton from both her Twitter feeds. Hillarity ensues (LGT site that fell for it)
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unsure about Trump or Clinton? Some lucky D.C. residents now have a better, third option
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Mon October 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. orders its consulate staff to leave Istanbul not Constantinople, leave Istanbul not Constantinople. So if you have a civilian family member in Constantinople, they'll be waiting to leave Istanbul
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Current rumors are that Weiner kept 650 thousand state department emails in a folder on his laptop called "Life Insurance," although maybe "Get out of Jail for Underage Sexting Free" would have been a better name
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks the question: Does filling a bookshelf with books that you've never read mark you as a pretentious douchebag, an insufferable douchebag, or both?
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The US economy grew in 2.9% Q3, largest in two years. Except consumer spending, you slacker, get out there and do your part fer 'Merica
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not News: Governor tweets lead poisoning prevention tips. Fark: Michigan governor Rick Snyder tweets lead poisoning prevention tips. Hilarity ensues
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
IBM executive admits they forgot the first rule of IT support with Australian census faik
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump makes his employees use Obamacare instead of providing employer based insurance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports: Teslas are great, so long as you don't own them longer than a year or so, and you're ok with eating the loss
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Mon October 24, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Iraq just banned the sale and consumption of alcohol. Iraq is a direct threat to the American way of life
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Sat October 22, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police breathalyse female driver who had "a couple of bottles", drove with no license, no tax and no insurance on car, then let her go without charge. That's some police work there, Lou
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Auto insurers now wrestling with the question - If a driverless car gets into an accident, whose fault is it?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Intelligent Republicans are supposedly using lessons of Trump 2016 to construct foolproof roadmap to win back White House in 2020: finding Trump-like candidate who fires up the base but won't needlessly insult veterans or boast about groping women
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Thu October 20, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Government announces new steps to protect airline consumers. Travelers hope it will cover deceptive air fares, unfair inflight fees, lost baggage, overcharging for meals and snacks, long flight delays, unannounced cancellations
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russia offers to send international observers to ensure the U.S. presidential vote is conducted fairly
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(The Week)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Steve Schmidt says Trump's refusal to concede if he loses a "clear and present danger to the republic" and a "truly disqualifying moment." Then he insulted old men who feed squirrels in parks by comparing Trump to them
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Wed October 19, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Teacher who left negative feedback on Expedia customer survey after insurance snafu finds her trip cancelled and a "Fark You" message in her account
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Tue October 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
After Alex Trebek insults a Jeopardy contestant's taste in music for liking nerdcore hip hop, Thirteen legends of Nerdcore respond with one dis track. Sean Connery could not be reached for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Artist displays nude statue of Hillary Clinton with cloven hoofs on NYC Manhattan street. Hilarity ensues (Not safe for work)
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British supermarkets allowed to regulate their own food safety rules because they haven't sold consumers 15-year-old frozen horsemeat labelled as fresh beef in nearly four years
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any suggestions on how to ensure guests don't drink more than they brought at a potluck wedding? Would drink tickets look bad? SO's side has a drinking problem and is cheap
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Here are the most annoying CROSSFIT fitness fads CROSSFIT ranked by the insufferability CROSSFIT of the people who do them. CROSSFIT
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Leading British UFO expert found dead in Poland days after asking his mother to ensure she demanded an investigation in the event something happened to him
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
At 11:30 ET, Discovery Family airs a documentary about the top 1% of Equestria's flyers. Its purpose is to teach the lost art of aerial combat and to insure that the ponies who graduate are the best flyers in the world. They call it "Top Bolt"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former 'Apprentice' staffers claim Donald Trump routinely insulted the Kardashians on set. No official response yet from Gul Dukat's office
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Announcing what will surely be the most unsuccessful boycott ever
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
How long does vac-packed, flash-frozen meat keep in the freezer? I understand the degradation of quality, but at what point does it actually become unfit for consumption?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Two in five adults say Donald Trump disqualified himself from being President. The other three are still on the fence over his insults, racism, fictitious economic plan, tax avoidance, business failures
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bangladesh cricket team blames their loss to England on an unsually heavy dew: "The total amount of dew that had fallen, if there had been half of that, then the score would have been very different"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Celebrity workout videos range from unsurprising, to a little goofy, to in the case of #8, it's a good thing he used senior citizens in his video or we might get more working out than we bargained for
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump's debate checklist: Don't offend or insult women, try to appeal to Bernie Sanders fans, and refrain from saying something that causes an audience member to raise her eyebrows, bug her eyes out, and roll her neck. Let's see how he did
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has been sponsoring presidential debates for years, which is kind of fitting when you think about it: Both peddle mass-marketed swill that nobody likes but a lot of people still consume
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
He's been bossed around, forced to fetch McDonald's, and is the face of a petty scandal. Now, the final insult and the source of Chris Christie's tears of unfathomable sadness
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(Slate)
 
 
 
According to Slate, Scott Adams is an insufferable douche. Thus he is the key to understanding Trump. There is logic, but reading about increased the doucheness factor beyond my ability to continue....*BT stbY22la...l*^@%@t
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Thu October 06, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
High school senior working on Photoshop certification superimposes clown behind tree with his school as backdrop, tweets it out to friends. Hilarity ensues
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mall of America, normally the epitome of consumerism run amok, takes a stand by closing on Thanksgiving
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Literally at the same time that Mike Pence was denying Trump has run "an insult-driven campaign" Donald Trump was tweeting "Kaine looks like an evil crook out of the Batman movies"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia's new state-of-the-art, anti-counterfeiting $5 note is so secure that it's being rejected by consumers, shops, vending machines
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(Politico)
 
 
 
2016 in a nutshell: Kaine says Trump/Pence is "insult-driven" because of the stuff Trump says. Pence says Clinton/Kaine is "insult-driven" because they quote the stuff Trump says
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York environmental activist dubbed 'trash man' spends a whole month wearing every pound of garbage he consumes as clothing, and will keep at it until he is buried under his own mountain of garbage
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
You sir, have insulted my honor. I challenge you a duel of weed whackers for me and an electric dryer for you
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"(Franklin) Graham should just admit this isn't about Trump. He'll always support the thrice-married, always-bragging, insult-spewing con artist with an "R" next to his name because that's what Jesus would do"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Alt Right begins consuming its own
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reciprocal lutefisk consumption, man seeing porn at McDonald's can't get the Grimace off his face, and people who read Playboy for the articles of clothing: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/25 - 10/1
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Sun October 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders responds to the 'insulting' Clinton audio leak: "What she was saying there was absolutely correct." Time to put the chickens away, folks
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Teen bullied and ostracized by the cool kids creates app that ensures no student ever has to eat lunch alone again. On a totally unrelated note, TotalFark signup is only $5
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Great Dane who ate girl's pants among 11 finalists for 'Hambone' insurance award
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Over 8% of the population of Norway eats tacos every Friday; meanwhile, Mexico reports no plans to engage in reciprocal lutefisk consumption
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: "My 3am Twitter insults mean I'll be ready if America's attacked"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cup Noodles turns 45, with key assist from the USA: "A trip to the United States in the 1960s inspired Ando's cup creation, when he watched people break up his original rectangular blocks of instant ramen to fit into cups for consumption"
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Thu September 29, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study claims consensual BDSM can whip the lucky participants into an altered mental state. Can't beat that
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Insurance companies have been running speed cameras in Virginia. Smile for the camera. Frown for the bill
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Everybody talks about how much it costs in fuel, insurance and repairs if you want to own a McLaren supercar. Nobody talks about how it takes 138 hours just to wash one
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Wed September 28, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dating website opens exclusive club where every guest is vetted to ensure they are attractive enough to enter. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just can't resist insulting Rosie O'Donnell. It's almost like she said no to him. Or they were married. Or she saw his tiny dick
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Mon September 26, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Iran begins their first web-based national census. After tallying the results of people with internet access the national population estimate has come in at three
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
KS Gov Sam Brownback in 2011: To hold me "accountable", I am setting up a council of economic advisers to report quarterly on all the wonderful things my tax cuts are doing for KS. *economic meltdown ensues*. Brownback now: Shut up. who asked you?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a delicate hothouse flower that to ensure a fair debate, the Presidential Debate Commission needs to ban Mark Cuban from the premises of tonight's debate lest his mere presence in the audience upset Trump
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(Fark)
 
 
 
ISIS wives go for something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew, using a Walker instead of a Kaine, and consumers won't give pizza chance: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Plan on 'standing your ground' anytime soon? Your crackhead neighbor playing his music too loud at night? Wake up in the morning with an itchy trigger finger? Well I have good news for you: "shooting-people insurance"
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