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169 headlines found matching 'NSU'
Mon August 31, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The quickest way to ensure a prospective employer rescinds your job offer is by sending naked selfies to the company's HR manager
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(87)
 


Sun August 30, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Hospitals are making more money. The government makes more off higher health care taxes. Drug makers are raising prices. Insurance companies are raising rates much faster than inflation. So where is all that money coming from?
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(82)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Weatherman doesn't know what "N.W.A" stands for. Hilarity ensues
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(45)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The new Tesla is so good, it broke the Consumer Reports rating system with a score of 103%
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(92)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Reuters employee sends random email to all 30,000+ employees at the company. ReplyAll-larity ensues Bonus: 'Recall Message' was used too
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(86)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
26% of employers worry about Obamacare's "Cadillac Tax." Which is not to be confused with people who can't afford health insurance because they are living in a 1964 Cadillac
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Wed August 26, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana industry consuming commercial warehouse space faster than you consume Extreme Cool Ranch Doritos on Colorado marijuana
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Tue August 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
6 financial milestones to hit while you're in your 30s to ensure you're well prepared for the future. Or, 6 reasons why you're going to be living in a refrigerator box when you're 60
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(148)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One in five senior citizens is consuming an unsafe level of alcohol, yelling at clouds, telling kids to get off their lawns
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(83)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Burglar spots fire hazard during break-in and calls 911. Jailarity ensues
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(19)
 
(Chosun (Korea))
 
 
 
There's a little bit of "ohhhh shiat" going on on the Korean peninsula as 50 N. Korean subs vanish from U.S. and S. Korean radar
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(529)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ISIS taking applications for new 2nd in command. Competitive wage, good benefits, but you need to buy your own life insurance policy
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(32)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you experience loss of vision or hearing, or an erection lasting more than 4 hours consult with your entomologist
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Think your workday is not going well? At least you didn't wreck your boss's uninsured, £1m, Pagani Zonda supercar. w/pics and video
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Thu August 20, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 2016 GOP sideshow continues as Donald Trump trades insults with Jeb Bush at a townhall, neither of whom can believe it's gone this far
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(29)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary big brown bear gets run over by a Jeep, then "OH FARK FARK FARK FARK" ensues
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(64)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop charged with attempted murder for shooting unarmed man in "groin area." Subby unsure if that refers to Dearborn Detroit or North Philly
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(114)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge rules that cops, who consumed edibles and made fun of an amputee during their raid on a dispensary, had no expectation of privacy
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Wed August 19, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Top Republican consultant who sometimes appears on CNN as an analyst, sent a tweet to conservative author and columnist Ann Coulter asking, "Does Trump pay you more for anal?"
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Sun August 16, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican presidential candidate comes out against the Bible, thereby ensuring he'll end up in last place rather than second to last place
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Sat August 15, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan is assembling the NFL's most violent team up in Buffalo, wants to see if there's some loophole where he could sign Aaron Hernandez or maybe hire OJ as a consultant
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(42)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
New Star Wars Episode 7 poster revealed. SAD: Han Solo looks like he is unsure what his blaster does anymore
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(85)
 
(Radikal Foto)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unsupported cyclist
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(25)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google, Tesla, and Apple are all building self-driving cars. The ensuing patent battles should see our first self driving car delivered some time in 2040
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(72)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's make this Funny Friday. Let's put in a funny insult. (Examples include "Your momma's so fat, your grandfather is so old, or your dog is slow it brought in last week's paper.)
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Thu August 13, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Man creates Facebook account pretending he's Target, and responds to customer complaints about gender neutrality. Hilarity ensues
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(116)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's uninsured rate is below 10% for first time ever thanks to the historical failing of Obamacare
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(130)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
President Obama hopes to exploit bleeding hearts to ensure he gets criminal justice reforms passed and let criminals out well before they should be released
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(56)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The number of uninsured has dropped by 15 million since 2013, says news source who used the H3 government manipulated number instead of the obviously truthful H6 number
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(65)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
The beer mile world record falls twice in less than 24 hours, unsurprisingly to an Aussie and a Canadian respectively
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(16)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts wants a state agency to set drug prices, presumably by comparing pharmaceutical and insurance lobbyists' campaign donations
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(8)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola to combat record profits by creating line of healthier beverages. Just kidding, they're launching a think tank that proclaims increasing sugar consumption the best way to lose weight
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Sun August 09, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
American team wins DOTA 2 International tournament, making $6.6 million and a new generation of insufferable online teammates who rage at you for holding their awesomeness down. U-S-A, U-S-A
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Sat August 08, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
"DEA officials have excessively censured doctors and pharmacists and limited the flow of prescription drugs to such a degree that patients are not able to access prescriptions"
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(163)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Chaos ensues at WND after they learn the GOP favors NSA surveillance
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(122)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Couple denied credit on a car decides to try the "handgun" method of negotiation, jailarity ensues
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(37)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Add "How much you pay for car insurance" as yet one more thing your FICO score influences
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(44)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you love to fly, here's an awesome video of a plane taking off from Chicago in a massive thunderstorm. If you hate to fly, here's a video that will ensure you never fly again
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(59)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
CEO of home health care conglomerate charged with fraud. As should every single CEO in charge of an American insurance agency; the whole thing is an overpriced scam that bankrupts the middle class
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A list of all the people and nations Donald Trump insulted last night
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Wed August 05, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
Drone drops package of heroin in the middle of prison yard. Hilarity ensues
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Tue August 04, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Realizing that inkjet printer makers get more rage from consumers than airlines and cable companies, Epson dumps all previous models, unveils new eco-model that can go for 4000 pages before being refilled from $13 bottle
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(130)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Carjacking mastermind tries unsuccessfully to take unmarked police car with two detectives inside
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(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Red Stripe beer sued by consumers who really thought it was brewed in Jamaica, mon
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(61)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity puts 26 GOP voters in the same room and asks them to discuss Donald Trump. Thunderpdome ensues
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Mon August 03, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
Americans new to having health insurance learn what millions of people that had insurance already knew: health care still costs too much money
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(109)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
New survey says that ID theft is the fastest growing consumer complaint. Mostly because since 2007 their name is just about all that most people still have left
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Blob consumes North Pacific, Steve McQueen unavailable for comment
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Sat August 01, 2015
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Riding in a car that gets pulled over leading the driver to get arrested for no registration, lack of insurance, and a suspended license? That's tickets for the same violations as the driver, obviously
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(139)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Survey of climate scientists shows "consensus" is a myth trumped up to sell Al Gore audio books
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No, Bill, you being an atheist is not the reason people wouldn't vote for you. Being an unfunny insufferable a**hole is the reason
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(253)
 
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Guy posts 30 second video of cops arresting guy, talks smack about said cops. Cops release their video of the entire arrest. Bodycamlarity ensues
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(223)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Driverless-car era faces huge hurdle: Allstate and their insurance industry friends, who want you to keep on crashing. "When you're as big as we are and insure 16 million households, it doesn't take much of a degradation to be a real revenue issue"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Steve King says the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling makes it legal for people to marry their lawnmowers. Subby advises against attempting to consummate that marriage, though
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(131)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says if she muscles Boehner hard enough he can squeeze out the 218 votes from his caucus she needs to ensure a happy ending for Planned Parenthood
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(225)
 
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
The "climate change" industry is worth about $1.5 trillion, with 9 segments and 38 sub-segments, including renewables, green building and hybrid vehicles, and the $1.9B consulting market. Now you know why it's called "green"
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Thu July 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obviously Obamacare is a failure in California because insurance rates are only going up 4% next year
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(81)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Consumer reporting journalist catches woman in the act of stealing his credit card info, gets it all on camera. "You picked the wrong guy"
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(18)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist explains why Turkey called for a NATO Rule 34, err, Article Four consultation
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(30)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In the latest consumer satisfaction study, it turns out that Facebook has become a bit less annoying over the past year. LinkedIn, however, is still completely farking worthless
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(27)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, Steve Wozniak, and Stephen Hawking say killer robots are coming. Time to call Old Glory Insurance, and buy robot insurance
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(109)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Driving crazy in rush hour traffic, flipping off other drivers, no insurance, no license, expired tags and outstanding warrants. What could possibly go wrong?
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(32)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The scary stories about artificial sweeteners were unsubstantiated: New science (at least until next Tuesday): Artificial sweeteners are better for you than the added sugar in foods like soda. Peaches still safe to eat
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(117)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Moms try and guess what various porn terms mean, awkwardness ensues
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(39)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Obama removes Oath of Allegiance to defend the United States from naturalized citizenship requirements ... for those who have sincerely held religious or moral objections to taking human life. GOP unsure how angry to be about this
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(159)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
NYT: Upon further review and consultation with, uh, people, the criminal inquiry of Hillary's email accounts isn't really a criminal probe it's more of a, uh, "just asking" kind of thing. Yeah. Just asking. That's the ticket
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(91)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
America one step closer to single-payer insurance
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(23)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even as Donald Trump visits the Border and vows to stop the "invasion" of immigrants, a census study has discovered that immigration from Mexico, legal and illegal, from 2008-2012 dropped more than 57% compared with 2003-2007
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(112)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The reviews for "Pixels" are out and the consensus is that it's not worth blowing your quarters on it
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(119)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Sick burn: Australia's chief doctor warns that insurers deciding what they'll pay for will lead to "US style" health care
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(217)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Graphic designers rate the 2016 presidential candidates logos. Whose is a grand slam and whose looks like a corporate insurance sign?
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(99)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Listen you morons, you losers: Now is your chance to be "that Donald Trump guy," so clicky away and be the hairpiece you've always wanted to be with this handy dandy insult generator
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(23)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
The Chattanooga shootings might boil down to another insurance company refusal to cover service
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(202)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Confirmed: It was Joel Schumacher's idea to put nipples on the Batman suit in Batman Forever. "I wanted a very sexy, very sensual, very body-hugging suit. It's my Gotham City, and if I want Batman to have nipples, he's going to have nipples"
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(55)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Good news: For the first time in 12 years, spam made up less than 50 percent of all email. Bad news: Rise in malware attacks continue to hold consumers ransom
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(21)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Eminem's songwriting abilities are truly indicative of his genre, as he's having to defend using the words "pee pee" in a song because Gwen Stefani thinks it's an insult to her
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(64)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ohio man elected Worst Human after recording and insulting dying victims of a car crash instead of helping them
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(206)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports refuses to recommend detergent pods because parents are too lazy to put them up on a shelf
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(91)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
The Democrat party's Partisan "investigation" into Scott Walker has been axed by Wisconsin Supreme Court: "the special prosecutor's legal theory is unsupported in either reason or law"
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(139)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
In today's news shocking absolutely no one, central bank rate cut unlikely to be passed on to consumers
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(42)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Percentage of adults without health insurance hits new low. Thanks Obama
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(108)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when they knock at your door, refuse to leave you alone, park in front of your house until you submit to their demands? Census workers in Dallas refuse "no comment"
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(138)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you must eat meat, all Moby asks is that you skip 26 showers for every 4-ounce hamburger you consume
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(203)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Divers photograph unknown creature while scalloping in Homosassa, Florida: "It's like a lizard fish living in a tube worm shell. Still unsure what it is, have yet to get a positive ID from anyone" (w/pics)
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(51)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unbeknownst to most consumers, organic farmers have resorted to using all natural carcinogens as pesticides
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(59)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
It takes 300 officials to ensure Comic Con cosplay guns can't hurt people
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump both compliments and insults Iran in the same four words
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(83)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Ever met any of these insufferable cretins when you've been camping?
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(13)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Phthalates, chemicals often used in consumer products like soaps, cosmetics, plastic pipes, and shower curtains, are likely part of your microwaved food as well, thanks to leaching from plastic dishes. Yum yum
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(117)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Both sides now agree Joni Mitchell is making a full recovery, as the sixties counter-insurgent and known anarchist is back to speaking her anti-war propaganda but still won't talk to David Crosby
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(23)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man goes on hunger strike to force insurance company to pay for weight-loss surgery, which he may not need if they hold out long enough (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(108)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Google's Dream Robot is running wild across the Internet. Pics in article will ensure you'll never have another good night's sleep again
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(109)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Starbucks to consumers: When world-wide coffee prices decline ... we ask you to pay more
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(25)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Supporting and encouraging your child when they don't get the role they wanted in the school musical. New Hotness: Consulting a lawyer when your child doesn't get the role they wanted
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(99)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police seize uninsured ice cream van. Hilarity ensues
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(48)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you love watching fireworks? What about watching fireworks that blow the %&#@ out of poor, unsuspecting mannequins? Well, have we got a treat for you
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(14)
 
(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Sony successfully ensures lost Beatles concert movie stays lost. The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
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(35)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that mass killings are contagious for about 13 days. Unsurprisingly, this is about the same length of time CNN covers these kinds of stories
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(28)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal has a Twitter Q&A, gets asked, "Does Jesus ride dinosaurs with or without a saddle?" Of course hilarity ensues
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(65)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed's fermented herring video is an insult to Sweden, according to surströmming expert and pretty much anyone who's been forced to watch a BuzzFeed video before
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(63)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twelve consumer product brand names you might be saying incorrectly, according to the pronunciation police
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(131)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
6'10" tall blogger puts on suit and tie, pretends he was drafted by the NBA. Hilarity (and a lot of free drinks) ensues. w/vid
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(13)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Four decades of settled dietary science go out the window. Subby is going to KFC and having himself a bucket full of scientific consensus
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(80)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Should Colorado allow pot clubs or marijuana bars, so tourists and locals alike have a safe and legal place to consume? Pot Law expert: "Absolutely"
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(55)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Attorney for Police Officer accused of exposing himself to motorists: "My client regrets not ensuring that his equipment was in proper working order"
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(32)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mankind is once again doomed. This time it is the insurance industry saying so. Because, y'know, when the apocalypse comes and someone says 'well at least you've got insurance'
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(82)
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
You''d think having your boat struck by lightning and destroyed in the ensuing fire would be bad enough, but noooo. Then you'd think that having your house hit by lightning and burning down would be bad enough, but noooo
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(33)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sweden has invented a word for female masturbation, sadly without consulting Fark
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(125)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Sony hacked emails reveal shocking truth about your favorite Sony blockbusters: the actors all have herpes and must reveal their herpes on Cold Sore Questionnaire to qualify for insurance. Unless you're an A-lister, in which case you blow it off
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(34)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate steals her kids' welfare money so she can get a boob job. Bonus: Boob job was botched, now she wants her health insurance to pay for a repair
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(52)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sara Evans still angered by consultant advising country radio to play fewer chicks, more bros. "I don't think Patsy Cline would be ok with that. I don't think Loretta Lynn would be ok with that. I grew up on a farm; I grew up in country music"
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well it's official. Comparing Congress to Baboons is an insult to Baboons. Hail Science
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(25)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans decide that Obama isn't as scary as constituents who are pissed off about losing their health insurance
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(377)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-Russians in east Ukraine to Russian "insurgents": if you could not use us as human shields all the time, that'd be great
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(27)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kicker that transferred to Ohio State starts off on the wrong foot when he parks in Head Coach Urban Meyer's spot. Hilarity ensues
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP raises prices of goods in clever scheme to encourage consumption and raise revenue
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(165)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Liberal attack dog Chris Wallace of Fox News repeatedly attempts to get Paul Ryan (R-WI) to explain what the GOP's alternative to Obamacare is, should ACA subsidies be stripped by the Supreme Court. Doublespeakilarity ensues
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(178)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Lead-flavored ramen proves not to be the hit with consumers that Nestle anticipated
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(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans want to dismantle the census bureau, because if we don't know how many people live in America, we can make anyone a representative
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(148)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Apparently, a LOT of people "want to get away for a while" as Southwest Airlines says that consumer response to their 3-day fare sale basically melted their servers
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(15)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Virgin launches Sex Pistols credit card for consumers with noooo future, noooo future interest rate hikes
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(14)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"Asian consumers, particularly athletes, also consume a beverage called Dalishen Oral Liquid that is made from seal penis and testicles"
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(59)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you deal with someone who's simply insufferable (i.e., one-ups constantly, brags about made up stuff, lies poorly, etc)?
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(470)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Country radio music consultant tells stations their ratings would improve if they played more songs by men, fewer songs by women, less country music
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(83)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Because nothing says you're serious about your paintball career more than insuring your trigger fingers
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New central London cafe attracting crowds with its one-pound lunch items, ensuring average Londoners will soon look like average Americans
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(17)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly, the solution to the problem of online privacy is to give Mark Zuckerberg more money
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(13)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana consumers in Colorado looking to stock up their stash should mark their calendars for September 16th this year: "This one-day break from pot taxes will likely never happen again"
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(23)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Average person now spends eight hours a day consuming media, the rest of the day just consuming
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(6)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center issues hurricane season prediction. Stores begin stocking up on bottled water, people begin buying wood to board their windows, home insurance companies begin raising their rates 50%
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(26)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Governor Pot declares Senator Kettle unsuited to be President
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(41)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
A Consumers Energy spokesperson said it is not standard protocol to patch natural gas leaks with rags
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(55)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
As ObamaCare premiums start to spiral, Dems decide it's time to push costly new insurance mandates
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(124)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mad Max: Fury Road fans find "Wilton Silver Color Mist" on Amazon. Hilarity ensues
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(170)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
In the near future, GM vehicles may automatically tune your radio to the highest bidding station. You are welcome, consumer
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(51)
 
(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
"He will be sadly missed, both for his propensity to consume stale bread and cake, along with his ability to toss upstart young moorhens all over the place." Somerset village to hold funeral for popular local duck
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(16)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Is a cashless culture turning us into a group of consumers who know the price of everything and the value of nothing? Would I have bought the ring shaped like an octopus, or the edible glitter if I'd had to hand over real money for them?"
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican presidential candidate insults minority group. No, not that one. Not that one either
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(80)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas legislators feverishly working to ensure women of all incomes have access to cervical and breast cancer screenings. Oh wait, scratch that, reverse it. They're gutting all state funds because fark poor women, that's why
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(127)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Flash is a repeat tonight, but iZombie is new. Someone close to Major dies of an apparent suicide, so Liv consumes the victim's brains to learn more. 9:00 on the CW
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(53)
 
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
Russia assures world that it will use its most elite prison labor to ensure World Cup 2018 will be ready in time. Its best kulaks
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(17)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Insufferable coffee snobs and insufferable wine snobs and insufferable single malt scotch snobs have now been upstaged by in sufferable pot snobs. With photo gallery and description proof
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Wed May 20, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The GOP solution if the Supreme Court guts the ACA (ObamaCare): Allow insurance companies to reject or cancel customers with pre-existing conditions
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(170)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Democratic Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveils plan for tuition-free college educations paid for by taxes on Wall Street, ensuring his campaign will be funded by exactly no one
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(108)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Paypal slapped with a $25 million fine by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau for not acting like your buddy, pal
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(12)
 
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Someone developed a a brutally honest food pyramid for every stage of adulthood. They aren't nutritious, but they reflect what is really consumed (except subby apparently is still only 30)
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(48)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's pointless musical feud is brought to you by insufferable douchebag Roger Waters, the primadonna who ruined Pink Floyd, and Dionne Warwick, who did a few things and then started a psychic hotline
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(60)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to throw down. (In/)Appropriate consumption of alcohol aside, what is it you do to make yours the BEST BURGER EVER?
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(229)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's campaign sends out an erroneous tweet, celebrating the arrival at Jamestown in 1510, not 1607. Hilarity ensues
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(63)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Children as young as 10 are smoking cigarettes, consuming energy drinks to prep for exams. Which works, especially when it makes them sick enough to miss school on test day
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(14)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Thank you for being such a loyal auto insurance customer. We've decided to raise your rates since you're clearly the sort of halfwit who doesn't understand how to shop for better prices"
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(40)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Consumers say Fitbit activity trackers overestimate the amount of sleep you are getting. So of course someone is suing them over this
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(43)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Diabetic Republican fails to obtain healthcare insurance only to have misfortune result in a personal health crisis. Guess who's fault this is. Go on, guess
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(463)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
"An insurance cheat who claimed his 'chronic fatigue' prevented him from leading a normal life was caught out when he posted photos online of himself racing supercars"
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(42)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP presidential candidate Dr. Ben Carson says his tax plan comes directly from the Bible, which should ensure our economy is ready to face the complex challenges of the upcoming "Iron Age"
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(196)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom who takes incredible photos of her children in nature and around animals reveals helpful tips to ensure pics of your own kids don't end up on Awkward Family Photos
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(107)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"Both parties are delighted with the Court's decision and are working harmoniously to ensure Krissi receives the best possible medical care. We are appreciative of the manner in which Judge Jeryl Debra Rosh handled this matter"
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(18)
 
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Inmate is sent to jail for consensual sex with his cellmate when he was in jail. Jailception
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(25)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
GOP leadership argues that NSA bulk surveillance program is justified because nobody complains about supermarkets selling consumer purchase data
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(58)
 
(LocalSYR)
 
 
 
In New York, even the lottery tickets will insult you
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(43)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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(195)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(National Baseball Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
May 6, 1915: George Herman Ruth homers for the first time and pitches 12 1/3 innings in a loss to the Yanks. May 6, 2015: C.C. Sabathia matches Ruth in hot-dog consumption in a loss for the Yanks
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day ...and of course hilarity ensues
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(51)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First: Federal laws to prevent federal money to pay for abortions, Next: state laws preventing women from buying abortion coverage on state insurance exchanges, Now: TX law would prevent ANY insurer from paying for an abortion in the state
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(184)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX launch pad abort test was successful, which is unsurprising given all the practice they have at aborting launches
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(31)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cable guy walks into a NFL player's home and doesn't recognize him. Hilarity ensues
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(66)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
America's oldest living veteran just threw himself a "Mighty Fine at 109" party, complete with cigars and whiskey, of which he consumes plenty of both every day. USA USA USA
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(24)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(181)
 

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