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126 headlines found matching 'NSU'
Sun February 07, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Census Dept reveals how America has changed since the first Super Bowl. Milk: 33 cents a gallon. House: $22,000. Median age for a woman's first marriage: 20.6 years
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(76)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Guess how many chicken wings Americans will consume during the Super Bowl?
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(53)
 


Fri February 05, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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Thu February 04, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police go to trailer to arrest former pro wrestler: "He was acquitted of a charge of sitting on top of one officer and hitting him with his elbow because the only potential witness was face-down in a headlock at the time"
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(25)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa newspaper that endorsed Hillary in caucuses demands recount to ensure Hillary loses caucuses
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(35)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup survey says that post-holiday spending by U.S. consumers dropped to $81 a day, down from $99 in December. Mostly because people aren't spending as much time at the mall and dropping $18 a day at Starbucks
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(10)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A couple at a Walmart engage in a silly-string fight. Jailarity ensues
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(16)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man, attempting to lose weight, dies after developing energy drink habit. "His consumption...was the equivalent of a person with no health problems consuming 42 cans of Coke in three days"
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CDC expected to give all-clear to Americans so that they may once again consume mass quantities of Chipotle burritos
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
MasterCard beats profit estimate on higher consumer card spending. Apparently, never underestimate the ability to make money on the willingness of people to go hopelessly in debt
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(14)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hilarity ensues as police officer is called to woman's noisy 50th birthday party, is mistaken for stripper: "Someone shouted: 'Oh, are you the stripogram?' It was flattering, I suppose"
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(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"There's certainly no question that more people have jobs and more people health insurance." "Chris, don't interrupt me," Cruz snapped
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(230)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Indie steam shooter lets you target your voice chat, yo momma insults, to specific players
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(11)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Wendy's warns customers about "unusual activity" on some credit cards used at its restaurants, aside from the usual charges for cardiologists, weight loss clinics, insulin
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(10)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australian coffee shop advertises opening hours on "National Dickhead Day." Death threatery ensues
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(76)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Demented female Lurch clone Ann Coulter bites the hand that feeds her while on MSNBC, slams Fox News for their "arrogant insults" against Trump. We've gone down the rabbit hole, folks
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(92)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
More than 90% of Americans have health insurance because of Health Care Reform. Thanks, Obama
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(299)
 


Fri January 22, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Consultant: "$50,000 could stop all this business with metal leaching into your water." Flint water people: "Aw, come on, why would we spend that kind of money?" GM: "Yeah, we're out"
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(169)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one, this is going to be a shocker: Ted Cruz' story that Obamacare took his family's insurance doesn't seem to match up with any actual facts about health insurance under the ACA
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(109)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
General Motors Co. has launched a car-sharing service called Maven that lets users reserve and unlock vehicles with their smartphones. "What could possibly go wrong?" asks consumer advocate Navin R. Johnson
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(38)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton donors unsure whether to jump ship now or wait for the inevitable candidate to no longer be even evitable
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(148)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(MediaPost)
 
 
 
Higher employment and income figures have resulted in an historic rise in bourbon consumption. This problem will solve itself
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(62)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
H. Jon Benjamin records a jazz album admitting no talent, claiming "It's a real insult to people who try"
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(74)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Headline: "UnitedHealth expects to lose nearly $1 billion on Obamacare." Last paragraph of article: "it still had a profitable year...The insurer earned $5.8 billion in 2015, up from $5.6 billion a year earlier"
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(77)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"It's very well known that most of the employees here consume cannabis regularly during the work day"
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(75)
 


Sun January 17, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Obama proposes revamped unemployment insurance program that will surely be embraced by business, Congress, and the abyss
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wellness is mandatory. Are you feeling well, worker? Insufficient wellness will be punished by termination of insurance. Trust the Insurer. The Insurer is your friend
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A Canadian Metallica cover band in business since 1994 recently received a 41 page cease-and-desist letter from a lawyer that represented Metallica. Unfortunately for the lawyer, the actual members of Metallica found out, and hilarity ensued
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
David Bowie's ex breaks the news about his death to her fellow housemate on UK's Celebrity Big Brother. Surprisingly, one of the houseguests is also named David. Hilarity ensues
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A list of all the people Obama insulted without naming in his speech last night
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(41)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports rates the gadgets and drugs which claim to help people sleep. All found not as effective as reading an entire issue of Consumer Reports
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(33)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marijuana growers want champagne-like labels for pot aimed at the discerning consumer
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(69)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The GOP is doing their best to ensure that Comcast can impose whatever unreasonable fees they'd like
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(86)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
We needed a federal law to ensure that kids can walk to school without fear of their parents being preyed upon by Won't Somebody Think Of The Children? pearl-clutchers and their friends in your local police and CPS departments
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(82)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
This just in, consumers don't like being spied on by their car insurance companies. NSA and Google facepalm, and your Fitbit looks longingly at your company's wellness programme
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(43)
 
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
It's official: Governor Matt Bevin is dismantling Kynect, the health insurance exchange that covers 500,000 Kentuckians. Why? Because, fark you
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(261)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Revered restaurant chef, 85, invited to China as "ambassador of rice culture" to demonstrate his consummate wizardry in rice cooking. "It will be the first time I've used Chinese water for cooking rice, and I'll admit that I have some concerns"
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(78)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Consumers, investors finally seeing Apple for what it truly is
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(76)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Charles Koch complains about having insufficient influence over politicians. That's the joke
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(43)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Concerned they haven't yet done enough to ensure the Seahawks lose this Sunday, the NFL tells Minnesota they can go Full Deflategate
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Hoppin' John.. Turns out it's not so traditional. What foods do you eat to ring in the New Year? Are they controversial.. or does food just cut into your alcohol consumption?
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
CEO of ultra-discount airline says if people don't like the fees they can fly another airline, is fired when consumers take him up on the offer
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(50)
 
(Gotham Gazette)
 
 
 
DeBlasio discovers there are parts of NYC not yet taken over by real-estate conglomerates, moves to replace every last one of your favorite bars with a Duane Reade, ensure that the nearest affordable housing is in Poughkeepsie
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(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People who don't understand fungibility would rather pay $1800 to the IRS for no insurance than $2100 to an insurance company that covers nothing, completely ignoring the fact that insurance that covers almost nothing now only costs $300
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(211)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twitter users come up with new names for the militia guys in Oregon: Y'all Qaeda beats out Vanilla ISIS and Yokel Haram in Name That Insurrection. YeeHawd
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Fri January 01, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub crawl team has travelled nearly 300,000 miles and one member has consumed 43,000 pints, all because beer is their friend
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(25)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumer tip: If your cable company offers you an enticing deal for only $400, you might want to think twice. Especially if they want payment with a prepaid debit card brought to a local Hess gas station
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(29)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hospitals vary on how they determine brain death. Although most still stick with the traditional guidelines of unplugging a patient as soon as their medical insurance runs out
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(32)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
How Rule 34 took down an auto insurance company mascot
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(84)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Hey, that's a nice $11 million insurance settlement you've got there. How about I pay you $1.4 million for it?" "Sounds like a deal, man. Let's do this"
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Sat December 26, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Toast, sold in a paper bag. If you don't get it, you're not from Michigan's Upper Peninsula, eh?
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(67)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"MHSAA introduces concussion testing pilot programs, insurance." Maybe it's just me, but if you've got a concussion I don't think you should be flying a plane
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(12)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fred Durst banned from the Ukraine for five years to ensure the security of the state, keep musical standards high
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(24)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
JEB calls Donald Trump a "jerk," escalating their 8th grade war of insults
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(70)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drinking coffee now tied to a lower risk of death. Apparently people who can afford to go to Starbucks every day can also afford to pay their health insurance premiums
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(10)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL's pet consultants for Deflategate don't even know how to use a ruler correctly. With illustration
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(42)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Millennials, you have a lot more in common with the Woodstock generation than you think, at least when it comes to your consumption habits
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After unsuccessfully stealing Dollar Shave Club's business model, Gillette is suing the subscription razor service for selling blades which infringe on their patents
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(105)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
During debate, Jeb Bush says Donald Trump can't just bully his way to the presidency by insulting him. Trump: Challenge accepted
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Mon December 14, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nurofen did not set out to mislead consumers," claimed spokesperson, "we really thought people wanted to pay two to three times for the same drug"
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(73)
 


Sun December 13, 2015
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Student has t-shirt banned due to images of a militant group defending its sovereign rights against armed insurgents
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(78)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly calls Donald Trump out for his comments on Islam, says "you can't insult a whole religion," then accuses him of hurting the fight against ISIS with his bigotry
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(98)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make the holidays any more stressful, but if you're buying a present for a Brazilian, make sure it's not purple or black because those are funeral colors. Don't insult a German with wine. And avoid giving leather gifts to Hindus
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(37)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
MIDSEASON FINALES - (CW @ 8:00) The Weather Wizard returns to The Flash to break out Captain Cold & Trickster. On iZombie, vigilante crime fighter 'The Fog' is murdered. And on Agents of SHIELD, a battle ensues between Hydra and SHIELD (ABC @ 9:00)
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(446)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Dodgers have their clubhouse-strife plans set for 2016 by trading for Aroldis Chapman, ensuring that they'll have two top-flight closers ready to sit uselessly in the bullpen next time their starters choke out against the Mets
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(8)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
How to ensure your Holiday Party is not a Christmas Party in disguise
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(164)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Russian man marries a pizza pie because love between humans is too complicated. "It is unknown how the man consummated the marriage"
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(57)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turkish court not sure if comparing President Erdogan to Gollum is insulting, although there is precedent in the 16th century case involving Saruman the Magnificent
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Bernie Sanders returns to work immediately following surgery to insult and chastise Republicans for their witch hunt against Planned Parenthood
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(72)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Staunch Christian mother finds something stuck to the wall in her teenage son's bathroom, decides to ask Twitter what she's looking at. Oh, the hilarity that ensues (Not safe for work)
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(83)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Romo said to "have a lot of football in him." Surgeons consulted for best way to get it out without ending up on IR
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(16)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Black Harvard Law professor reacts to his photo being defaced with tape: 1) Help, help, I'm being repressed. 2) I have retained Al Sharpton as a milking-the-fark-out-of-this consultant. 3) It's farking TAPE. Check your social-justice outrage already
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The gas and coal lobbies are fueling Republicans with cash in order to ensure that President Obama and science lose the war on Climate Change
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother who left newborn baby in NYC manger won't face charges, though authorities still unclear if she ever came to her census
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(17)
 


Mon November 23, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not content with just insulting Hispanics and women, Trump now remembers seeng "thousands and thousands" of American Muslims cheering as the World Trade Center collapsed on 9/11
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(261)
 


Sun November 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
E Street Band stalwart, actor, writer, and legend Steven van Zandt turns 65 today. From 2007, here's Stevie and the rest of the band performing Santa Claus is Coming to Town, ensuring everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmastime
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(7)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Well thanks to Obamacare your premiums went up, you have a penalty if you don't have insurance, and soon you will get to help pay for the failed insurance company bailout. But at least you have your health
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(247)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
President Obama says he's never dyed his hair, which means Vidal Sassoon is President and Donald Trump gets to use his combover to tickle Obama sensuously
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(27)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If you get seriously drunk at a casino, pee your pants while insulting a Muslim convenience store clerk, and then shoot your Glock several times in the parking lot, don't act surprised when your university no longer wants you on campus
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(48)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
New late-night cable channel ensures you won't stay up half-cocked for long
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(36)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Carly Rae Jepsen covers Wham's "Last Christmas," ensuring everyone is simply having a wonderful Christmastime
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(26)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, get ready for the Fark News Quiz. Unsurprisingly, NOT most you can learn this week with your pants off. But it'll do
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(23)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kentucky voter: "If anything changed with our insurance to make it more expensive for us, that would be a big problem." Reporter: So, why did you vote for Bevin? Voter: "I'm just a die-hard Republican"
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(279)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cancer loves government-run health insurance. Still no cure for government
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(35)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
All right, Midwest, who's ready for the season's first snowfall? Will it put you in the holiday mindset and ensure you're SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME?
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(76)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
University of Vermont takes all students to a fancy resort for the weekend. Did I say "all"? I meant only the white students. Hilarity did not ensue
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(147)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin moves one step closer to making a Helicarrier. Still unsure of their relation to HYDRA
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(43)
 


Wed November 18, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R - Derpistan) will be waiting between the swing set and the monkey bars for President Doodyhead to "Insult me to my face"
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(211)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Provocative photos of pin-up models on milk bottles sold in Germany and Australia make consumers lactose intolerant
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(22)
 


Sat November 14, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa man known as the "Gooseman" because he traveled with a flock of geese and dressed them in bizarre outfits to entice children at parades and fairs accused of burning his home down and committing insurance fraud
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(19)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
SpaghettiOs recalled after making consumers choke more than usual
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(18)
 


Tue November 10, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kentucky voter who relies on the state's Kynect insurance system now wonders if it was a good idea to vote for the far-right candidate who campaigned and won on dismantling it
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(179)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers gas prices are decreasing. "The trend is heading downward. It's good news for consumers"
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(18)
 


Sun November 08, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study (not conducted by Bartenders Assoc. of America) says "Moderate beer consumption can be considered as part of a healthy diet since it may protect against heart disease, cancer and osteoporosis." Raise a toast
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(36)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
According to a study by Cornell, soda and sweets aren't making Americans fat. In fact, underweight Americans consume more junk food than those who are obese. This. Changes. EVERYTHING
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(173)
 


Fri November 06, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro stomps out tech mogul's ego during awards presentation for insulting him a little bit
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(61)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor-elect Matt Bevin wants to buck the trend and freeze and roll back Medicaid coverage, which could leave thousands without insurance. Bet you wished you'd voted for Drew now, huh?
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(119)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Census Bureau says more than 350 languages are spoken in the U.S. Mostly by those who have gotten a job as a phone consultant for tech support
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(69)
 


Wed November 04, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Mum died after 'excessive consumption' of caffeine from drinking 8 litres of Pepsi Max." Never mind the prescription drugs and the liter of vodka per day, it's all the fault of the soda
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(104)
 


Tue November 03, 2015
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Here's a look at just how much caffeine is in coffee from nationwide chains. I've never heard of Deathwish Coffee, but suddenly it is important to ensure we have one built in this area
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(81)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
He's a college grad, pilot, author, NASA consultant. Feel like an underachiever yet? He's 17
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(39)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The difference between scotch and bourbon, aside from only one of them being fit for human consumption
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(125)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Car insurance company sues chiropractors for fraud. Who do we cheer for?
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(38)
 


Sun November 01, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump insults candidate's wife, says she wouldn't make a good First Lady
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(24)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(KROQ Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Insufferable prick says his fans are insufferable pricks
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(86)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather buys $3.5 million Bugatti, is offered a low insurance rate because if he drives the car like he fought Manny Pacquiao he's never in danger of actually hitting anything
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Tue October 27, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio hates the Senate, which is probably why he's missed all those votes and briefings. He'll still take the paycheck and health insurance though
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drinking on vacation may void your travel insurance. WELL WHAT'S THE POINT?
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Sun October 25, 2015
(Berkshire Eagle)
 
 
 
Police looking for 20-year-old man described as short, balding, lisping, with a sickly complexion and a mental deficiency. Unclear if they want to arrest him or just insult him further
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Sat October 24, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama insults Grumpy Cat
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(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Omaha Public Schools has public meeting to discuss changes to its OPTIONAL sex ed curriculum. Wackiness ensues
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Fri October 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House GOP, 2009: Passing Obamacare by reconciliation is an insult to America. House GOP, 2015: Let's repeal Obamacare by reconciliation, because it's what America would do
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Thu October 22, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner says it's not his job to ensure his female costars get paid more
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Wed October 21, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports pulls the plug on their recommendation of the Tesla Model S
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Mon October 19, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom will need months of rehab, but Khloe Kardashian will be at his side to ensure she remains in his will
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Sun October 18, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Second Amendment is actually the constitution's "Escape Clause" expressly built by the Founders to ensure citizens can violently overthrow the government. Twenty nine percent of Americans believe it might be necessary to do so "in a few years"
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Fri October 16, 2015
(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
Refuse to buy mandated insurance because it costs too much? Get ready to pay your assessed "shared responsibility payment". Welcome to the United Socialist States of America
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush weighs in on the "Is Redskins racist?" debate with classic Republican humor: "I think Washington is the pejorative term. Ha, get it? I said Washington is the insult. Hey, is this thing on? Say, can any of you give me money?"
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Thu October 15, 2015
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Company releasing a 'radio rifle' that disrupts drones so they crash. Lawyers, insurance companies and the FCC ready for the coming battle
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Wed October 14, 2015
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In a surprise to no one, it turns out Kim Davis is just as insufferable in her duties that don't involve gay marriage
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Tue October 13, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man joyriding around town by driving in circles and on sidewalks and running down cops was finally stopped and arrested. And, more insultingly, was subjected to a YouTube video
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
YOLO: Insufferable motto... or insufferable winter storm name?
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Reasons why millennials aren't reading newspapers is because they're being insulted by old white columnists who make six figures complaining about these smug, raunchy whiners. Yeah, that's it
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Mon October 12, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida woman uses Twitter's live video app to document her drunk driving escapades. DUI arrestiality ensues
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, Lisa Simpson changed the image of vegetarians on television. By being an insufferable, self-righteous know-it-all
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
Among other reforms, Speaker of the House Daniel Webster would ensure that congressional Representatives never have to miss happy hour on the three days a week that they actually work
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