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178 headlines found matching 'NSU'
Mon July 28, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After refusing to take federal money to expand Medicaid in his state, MS Gov. Phil Bryant, says the jump in the number of uninsured people in his state since the ACA took effect is "yet another example of a broken promise from Barack Obama,"
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(195)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Consumers can now buy chocolate chip cookie-flavored water. And by 'consumers,' we mean 'Americans,' like that's a huge surprise
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(19)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Consumerist Wars II: The Wrath of Conn's
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(16)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Is capitalism driving itself out of business? (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cruise line: Do you want traveler's insurance? Family: No. Cruise line: Are you sure? It's $4,000, no refunds without it. Family: We're sure. Cruise line: OK, here's your tickets. Family, two weeks before cruise: OMG WHY WON'T YOU REFUND OUR MONEY?
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(178)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB reduces Hall Of Fame ballot eligibility timeframe from 15 years to 10, to ensure it remains the Hall Of Fame and not the Hall Of Pretty Good And Was Nice To Sportswriters
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(66)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free
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(152)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Turns out International travel insurance isn't all inclusive in case of horrific Mexican ziplining accidents
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(71)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man consumes 12 "tallboy" Buds, crashes his car, asks witnesses if they thought he was driving under the influence, then responds to officer asking him if he is okay with, "I'm drunk." Breathalyzer gets contact buzz
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Wed July 23, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Insurance companies insist motorized scooters need to be covered under vehicle policies. Those rascals will do anything to make a buck
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(78)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out US Senator's Obamacare lawsuit, noting that he can't prove he's been hurt by getting help to pay for health insurance and that just believing a law is illegal doesn't make it so
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(71)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The original Tea Partiers: How GOP insurgents invented progressivism (a century ago)
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(25)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Optimus Prime slapped with £1m Insurance costs
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(16)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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Sat July 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(79)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Xbox One sales doubled from May to June after the debut of the kinect-less SKU. Both consumers are pleased with their purchase
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(96)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Ensuring easy access to abortions is the real War on Woman, says noted expert on women's rights Ted Cruz
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(63)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, Millennials-- Your Social Security dollars will ensure Baby Boomers can have a retirement. Now get off my lawn and get to work
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(238)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Newly leaked Windows start menu unsure whether It's a dessert topping or floor wax
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(84)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Today's camel accident comes to you from (a) the sands of the Sahara, (b) somewhere on the Arabian peninsula, or (c) the westbound Pike near Otis, Massachusetts
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(34)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buick sheds its old fogy image and lifts GM by targeting a younger, 55 year old consumer
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(36)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(31)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pierpaolo Piccioli joined together in Paris to show their fall/winter haute couture line for Valentino. The collection, as a whole, was gorgeous, regal, sensual ... and very, very transparent. (Not safe for work, but classy)
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors are universally refusing to see Obamacare patients, which explains why two-thirds of the newly insured say they could get an appointment within two weeks
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(268)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Geckos may use electricity to stick to walls, help lower your car insurance rate
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(11)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Another unintended consequence of the Iraq insurgency: The country has run out of cemetery space for all the dead
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(50)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Making an official complaint to Boston police about a taxi driver is as effective as writing an angry letter to Consumerist or leaving a one star review online, but less emotionally satisfying
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus liked it better back when the unwashed, uninsured masses shied away from the ER because of the crushing medical bills they'd get slapped with. He also wishes the aforementioned claim were true
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Fri July 04, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Consumer rights advocate demands Duke refund $54 million, stop sucking
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(21)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're reading this on Fark, you should probably be paying more for health insurance
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(23)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports picks the worst fast food chains in America, puts Sbarro at the sbottom of the list
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(59)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Government audit finds ObamaCare "can't ensure" enrollees are eligible or that they're getting the right subsidy
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(73)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
GOP consultant headed to prison for stealing $750,000 of former NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's money. Unclear if he merely rifled through one of Mayor Bloomberg's love seats to obtain the cash or a whole sectional
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(30)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida attorney fighting hard to legalize weed in the state, while rich guy from Vegas and Governor Skeletor fight against it, thus ensuring the perpetuity of the Florida tag
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(64)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with the unsung hero of the voiceover role, Peter Cullen
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(49)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
You accidentally back through the garage door. Do you: a) decide not to drive today, b) call the insurance company, c) just keep going and wedge your car between two buildings
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(36)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
FDA approves inhaler for insulin. That's one small step for man, one giant leap for MannKind
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(41)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
For the 13th time since 2012, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled against the Obama administration. Maybe they should think about hiring a former constitutional law professor as a consultant or something
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(201)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurers are falling all over themselves to get in on Obamacare Year 2 as signups exceed expectations by 50%. Average rates will still go up 8%, however, because reasons
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(389)
 
(Some Programmer Guy)
 
 
 
Inside the Mirrortocracy: how Silicon Valley has created a make-believe cult of objective meritocracy as insular as the suit-wearing businesses they deride
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(46)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Nerd in Gollum costume steps outside sci-fi convention to pee. "OMG a monsterilarity" ensues
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(32)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Latest Reason why Obamacare is a failure: People getting insurance who could not get insurance before. Checkmate Libtardos
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(85)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hospitals are now collecting detailed consumer data on their patients so they can tell you to put down that ice cream sundae, fatty. And, yes, the article explains hospitals are during this directly because of Obamacare
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Dog watched World Cup games in New York and couldn't have been more supportive of soccer fans. Just kidding. He POOPED all over them
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Tue June 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to global warming, by the end of the century many parts of the country will be unsuitable for having the kids go outside to play. Which would be a real problem if this were the 1950s when kids actually went outside to play
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(170)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
While a dirty lurker, this wonderfulTFette could use some help right now (you may know her from FB). Anyone who has dealt with illness or insurance or government BS can relate. So, if you can spare some change she could really use a bit
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband told me I was an '8.' He's trying to insult me, isn't he?" asks an internet 6
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(124)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To ensure there is no voter fraud in the MS GOP Senate primary run-off, failed Va Gubernatorial candidate and new Senate Conservative Fund president Ken Cuccinelli plans to send poll watchers to MS-but only to the black precincts, of course
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(129)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So why did American Apparel Suddenly decide to immediately fire Chairman and CEO Dov Charney last week? Apparently the company's D&O insurance carrier had to settle so many sexual harassment claims that AA could no longer afford the premiums
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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Sun June 22, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
66% of consumers wrongly believe that when food is lableled "natural" it actually means something. "Under federal labeling rules, the word natural means absolutely nothing"
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(117)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British Labour Party's Twitter account hacked. Owlarity ensues. Ya rly
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(48)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart doesn't always crush Donald Trump for being an insufferable blowhard, but when he does it's satisfying as hell
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(199)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
The potentially insurmountable wall that Game of Thrones is now facing
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(119)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist gives FARK extra credit for letting shoppers know about JCPenney's June back to school sale
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(2)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Man inserts himself into Britney Spears... video. Hilarity ensues
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(22)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obamacare is such a miserable failure that insurance companies are desperate to sell coverage on exchanges in year two
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The ten most religious states in the U.S. are also the ten states that have the worst schools, highest rates of obesity, lowest life expectancy, lowest overall health, lowest minimum wage and of course highest consumption of online pornography
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(110)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How the situation in Iraq is going to get worse when the US starts bombing insurgents opposed to the government, not better. In fact, it's already being called Vietnam 2.0
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(134)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Finally, justice will be served. Romanian hacker indicted for his fiendish plot to unleash the paintings of George W. Bush upon an unsuspecting world
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(32)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Beef penis improperly sold for human consumption, suit alleges
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(65)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
And here's a picture of me at work in the operating room holding a 47-pound tumor harvested from a woman who didn't have health insurance until Obamacare came around
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(244)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian banks attempt to undercut the US dollar by moving to other currencies, although economists are unsure how stable a reserve currency based on vodka and borscht will be
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(52)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Radio Shack loses more money than expected as consumers continue to not buy its crap. This is a repeat going back to the days when its entire electronics section was DIY quartz radio kits and transistors sold in plastic envelopes on a pegboard
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore consulate tells its citizens it will not get involved in cases such as them being unhappy with sexual services received from overseas prostitutes, racially-motivated buckets of fried chicken or to translate phrases for new tattoos
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(21)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Southwest jet backs into JetBlue aircraft on the tarmac at Logan International. Pilots last seen rubbing their necks and arguing who was going to submit it to insurance
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(59)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama should not have released the 5 worst terrorists in Gitmo in return for a traitor. Instead, he should have explored releasing the 15 worst, handing over some cash, and an insurgent to be named later
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(58)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Thailand's military, unsure how the internet works, is sick of everyone biatching on Facebook. So they're developing a coup-friendly rival
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(10)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Home Depot begins selling consumer products like toilet paper. Look for it in the do-it-yourself aisle
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(22)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A nine-day tax amnesty on hurricane supplies has wound up being more a tropical depression as consumers realized they don't need that much bleach in their homes
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(24)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Let the sponsorship snark begin: Gatorade responds to Twitterverse trolls. Hilarity ensues
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(26)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Some Pollster)
 
 
 
Gallup poll confirms everyone's political insults: Republicans hidebound, slow to change, Democrats becoming sleazier every day. Everyone should be pleased
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(83)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The voting has barely begun in today's high-profile primary showdown in MS between the Tea Party and the GOP establishment, but the winner is already clear: High-dollar GOP "consultants" and "strategists" who have made a mint on this race
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(33)
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA launches data base to tell consumers which drugs do not play nicely with others
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(5)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Obama is proceeding apace to consummate his wholesale destruction, er, fundamental transformation of America, and adding insult to injury, he's doing it outside the scope of his constitutional authority
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(107)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"When it comes to certain issues, Democrats, too, conveniently ignore science or promote agendas that contradict the scientific consensus"
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(467)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After numerous wardrobe malfunctions, Kate Middleton hires a bum watcher to ensure her skirts don't go flying up around her shoulders in future. Best. Job. Ever
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(56)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man kidnapped by insurgents tells his girlfriend to move on thinking he is going to die. News: He gets released after 5 years. Fark: She has moved on and now doesn't know what she should do
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(169)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
More Spanish-speaking minorities are self-identifying as "white" on census forms. EVERYBODY HISPANIC
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(187)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
Consumer Affairs uses a FARK headline and submitted comments in its story about Amazon vs. Hatchette books (3rd paragraph)
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(3)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
MPAA ensures everyone will look at Sin City 2 poster by banning it for Eva Green showing excessive nudity
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(127)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bad: Sonoma County man battling cancer is denied coverage by his insurance company. Worse: Despite having multiple tumors in his brain, lungs, liver & bones the insurance company says his hospital stay didn't meet the criteria for medical necessity
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(295)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police respond to call about a bear, ensure it is left wounded and angry near campground crowded with meat-filled barbecues. Enjoy your cookout, citizen
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(40)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Douglas MacArthur: Officer, Gentleman, Insubordinate Asshole who wanted to nuke China for shiats and giggles. Some people want us to rethink that last part
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(140)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare now forces larger employers to directly cover employee insurance, or face a $100 a day or $36,500 a year fine for each employee who goes into the individual marketplace
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(274)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man crashes boat he has lived on for 14 years. News: At the end of a 2,800 mile journey from Mexico to Hawaii. Fark: The man is blind, has no insurance on the boat and all the expensive equipment was then stolen
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(72)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Those TSA full-body scanners designed to protect airports that were pulled out because people were too sensitive? They're now being used in prisons to ensure prisoners aren't possessing contraband
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(79)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Blog that imagined insufferably pretentious hipster pop-up restaurant and "reviewed" it decides to go all the way, hires actual chefs to design its dishes and actual servers to serve them, sells tickets at $150 for one night of farm-to-finger bliss
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(9)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles dubbed "the staged auto accident capital of the U.S." and it's gotten so bad that insurance companies have made a video showing the four most prevalent scams targeting drivers
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(64)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Weak 1Q sales force American Eagle Outfitters to close 150 stores. Apparently consumers decide they can find better deals than a $60 T-shirt made in Bangladesh
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(26)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car is stolen. Good: It is recovered shortly after. FARK: The thief drove so well it helped to bring down the insurance costs
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(22)
 
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Remember that whole "if pot is medicine then do insurance companies have to pay for it?" question? Well, in New Mexico at least, the answer to it is "Yes, yes they do"
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(120)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ukip forgets how the interweb works. Hilarity ensues
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(37)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
To those that predicted Google bought Nest thermostat to push ads and enable tracking inside consumers' homes, step forward and claim your prize
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(77)
 
(HSH.com)
 
 
 
How much salary do you need to earn to afford the principal, interest, taxes and insurance payments on a median-priced home in your metro area? Click the link to find out. And also, why homes are so cheap in Cleveland?
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(138)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(PolicyMic)
 
 
 
Farmers Insurance has identified the cause of Climate Change. It's Chicago
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(51)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
This summer the beast most responsible for ensuring that Arizona doesn't ignite into a flaming ball of wild fires is ***drum roll*** the common goat
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(21)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Consumers are confused over genetically modified foods, and rightly so, since it's not like the jerkoffs on either side of the debate over GMOs will stop yelling long enough to actually educate people
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(112)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck's site points out that yesterday's rally was more of a "really?" Comment thread hilarity ensues
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(347)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All that fish oil you're consuming? Well, if you're consuming it because you love, love, love it, then everything's peachy. If you're consuming it for that whole "protect against heart disease" thing, well, then, I've got some bad news for you
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(92)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
If the only way you can get your unpopular bill passed is to attach it to a popular bill, and then that popular bill fails because of your amendment, who is really at fault? (Hint: every damn one of them, bunch of farking unsupervised children)
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(54)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Minnesota insurer inadvertently speaks the truth about the ACA: "We have to break people away from the choice habit that everyone has"
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(210)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Well, if we can't be number 1 in literacy, life expectancy, or infant care, we may as well just surpass France in wine consumption
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obamacare kills uninsured patients' visits to ER
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(98)
 
(KSPR Springfield)
 
 
 
Harvard's "black mass" angers Catholics who hate everything dark and sensual and I'll be in my bunk holding mass of my own
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(215)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police find dead body down in old Sodo. No word yet on whether the death was related to consumption of too much champagne that tastes just like Coca-Cola
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(29)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Marriage stability depends on couple's margarine consumption. Here comes the sweet buttery science
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Health Organization reminds you to only consume well-cooked camel meat and not to drink camel urine if you want to avoid MERS
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mother cat adopts ducklings. Adorability ensues
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(13)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Internet troll meets champion heavyweight boxer. Hilarious justice ensues
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(87)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how golf courses offer those million-dollar hole in one bonuses? There's an entire field of the insurance industry and reams of actuarial science behind them
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(11)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you're thinking about giving your buddy a tap to the balls while he's busy playing DDR, you should know that your insurance isn't going to cover it when he has to undergo emergency surgery
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(70)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Runner's World)
 
 
 
The maker of FiveFingers running shoes agree to foot the bill for false and unsubstantiated claims about the health benefits of looking like an idiot
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(53)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Court employee to steal pension, life insurance and retirement benefits from another employee minutes after she dies
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(56)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: KY Senate Candidate Matt Bevin had a pre-existing condition that barred him from buying health insurance years ago. Fark: The pre-existing condition was adopting Ethiopian children
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(99)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
34 Ukranian insurgents reported dead. Turning to economic news, the Ukranian insurgents are conducting a new hiring campaign
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(144)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
"The fact that this driver was so intoxicated that she would drive directly on railroad tracks believing that she was still on a roadway is simply mind-boggling and shows the extent of her excessive alcohol consumption"
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(19)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Bootista be written off TV? Did Kane's flaming table convince Vince that now is the time to switch to Jacobs Insurance? Is Stock Bella going to call another company owner a biatch on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1977)
 
(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Subway sandwiches still safe to consume. Maybe
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(126)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
The story of Doritos is the story of America, or perhaps "an absurdist allegory of the American consumer condition"
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(20)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(The Good Men Project)
 
 
 
Louis CK takes his kids to the grocery store. Awesomeness Ensues
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(50)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest failure of Obamacare? People who never had insurance before find it difficult to understand insurance plans and how to find a doctor that will take insurance
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(56)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
County GOP chairman running for county board in effort to deny same-sex employee benefits. Never mind those "ridiculous" past charges of child neglect and financial woes, we can't be letting the gays get health insurance
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(29)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Walmart to offer auto insurance. That's just what I've always wanted... a policy that fixes my car with cheap Chinese parts installed by an 80-year-old man on welfare because he only makes seven bucks an hour
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(179)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Banks have $680 BILLION dollars of life insurance on their employees, payable only to the banks, not family. When asked about details the federal regulators claim "trade secrets"
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(37)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy tries to take a selfie with a squirrel. Hilarity ensues
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(90)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A&E decides to resurrect The Returned, not to be confused with the novel The Returned, which has already been adapted by ABC as Resurrection. And to ensure further confusion, it's being developed by Carlton Cuse
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's not rape...or rape rape...or loving you firmly any more......it's now "non-consensual sex"
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(261)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debit cards have all but killed cash as more than 80 percent of money now changes hands electronically, offering consumers less flexibility and higher service charges
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(65)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Pakistan Daily Times)
 
 
 
New search area announced for missing Flight MH370, authorities say it may take eight months, experts unsure if even CNN can maintain interest that long
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(92)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
33 tech pros tell us their favorite tools for ensuring you can read Fark at work
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(36)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Headline: "5 Lives Wrecked By Obamacare". Reality: insurance company, insurance company, all these sick people hogging doctors, insurance company and didn't buy a new plan, shiatty boss and didn't buy a new plan
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(174)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"I have a dream. A dream where a white man is able to secure federal land without paying any money for it and fighting the government. Where a white man can insult all black men with impunity"
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(368)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Who foots the bill when your neighbor's liquefied remains seep into your wall? Apparently not your insurance company
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(32)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Military wives bullying each other on Facebook leads to discovery of new insults, you dependa-potamus
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(132)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Some Californians don't want insurance, so therefore Taftcare is a failure and should be repealed
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(87)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How buzzwords are affecting our brains, synergizing our neural resources and ensuring we work smarter, not harder
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(95)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brazilian drought means consumers will be spending more money on the most critical, essential building block to life: coffee
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(38)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
DC restaurant consultant accused of intentionally tanking sales at five restaurants so he could buy them at bankruptcy. And stealing a Vespa
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(25)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
To ensure motorists remain alert, small town replaces neutral road markings on narrow street with more to-the-point phrases like "AH DANGER", "SLOWLY" and "Things will jump out at you"
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(30)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
GM sales rise 4% despite recent recalls. Apparently when it comes to automotive defects, the American consumer has absolutely no recall
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(13)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the reawakened Kane make Daniel Bryan uninsurable? Can Paige continue the two week long string of watchable Divas matches? Will Ric Flair return to complete the reunion of Devolution? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA
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(1770)
 
(GQ)
 
 
 
Foodie hipsters are real, and they're insufferable. Notes from a recovering hip restaurant-goer
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(60)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
What do Dept. of Agriculture, the Railroad Retirement Board, the TVA, the Office of Personnel Management, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service all have in common? Hang on, someone's at the door
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(311)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tim Huelskamp (R) bemoans that uninsured rate in Kansas went up after Obamacare implementation. If only Kansas could have gotten a Medicaid expansion or set up its own state-based exchange to avoid this tragedy
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in: When not whining about paparazzi, celebrities are usually phoning them up to ensure the packs of photographers have their latest schedules and most flattering camera angles figured out in advance
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The average bank or insurance document contains more words than it took for Shakespeare to write Macbeth, and they could all be condensed into 'If anything happens, you're farked. Sign here'
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(64)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
While the IRS is busy cracking down on the Tea Party and enforcing Obamacare, it continues to neglect to ensure compliance from small, insignificant players in the economy, like hedge funds and private equity
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(35)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
"There's no conspiracy to have the Census cook the books on ObamaCare" according to dirty pinko Commie socialist think tank American Enterprise Institute
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(77)
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Cubs boot 100-year-old fan from Wrigley Field ceremony, ensuring another Century of Suck™
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(71)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline opponents carve 80-acre message in field, presumably without consuming fossil fuel
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(102)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out the Boston hoax bomber is an attention-seeking "performance artist." Well, color me completely unsurprised
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(141)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Health insurers got their first taste of Obamacare this year. Now they want seconds
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(72)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So about those 7.5 million who signed up for Obamacare...that doesn't include the 7.8 million people who bought health insurance directly from a carrier without going through the exchange
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(168)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Boy disguises his invitation to prom as a college rejection letter, ensures that his pants will be staying on for the entire evening
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(37)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thai gambler dies after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles with a handgun he had concealed in his pants. Police unsure if the wound itself was fatal or the man just lost the will to live after the injury
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Protip: When stealing parts from a vehicle, ensure you also remove the dashcam
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(12)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
After finding Bank of America with its hand too far in the cash drawer, the CFPB slams it on them, hard, forcing them to refund nearly $800 million to customers it sold BS "identity theft protection" and "credit card Insurance" to
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(19)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
GOP's Obamacare alternative: Instead of expanding Medicaid, poor people without insurance should just go to the ER. But let's also pass a law that allows ERs to turn away poor people
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(203)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Who decides what additives are safe for human consumption? The food manufacturers, that's who
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(82)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Insurance companies reward loyal customers. With higher rates
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(70)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Honestly officers, my car must be insured, I have a Meerkat toy at home and he gets stuffy if I'm not home at a certain time. He'll tell you about the insurance"
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try again: Man who unsuccessfully tried to hang himself in a hotel room decides to wait a day, then jumps off the 9th floor, narrowly missing pedestrians
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(45)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"...unless heterosexual male consumers rise up and join with us in demanding better, hotter, more realistic lesbian content, it seems unlikely that the sad state of lesbian pornography will see much improvement anytime soon." RISE UP, MEN
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(149)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Today we learn that Poor Club Speed is the newest insult for the ultra rich. Oh, and Trump is still trying to get attention when it comes to the Buffalo Bills
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(25)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Weird hoarder, or greatest unsung action hero of his generation? You decide
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to test your knowledge against the sharpest minds in the world. Or lacking that, against your fellow Farkers. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Please consult your doctor before trying any new quiz
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(19)
 
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
John Boehner's health insurance premium really is doubling under Obamacare...because Republicans passed a law kicking members of Congress out of the very affordable Federal Employees Health Benefits Program
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(87)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Hey Mitch, do you like apples?" "Well gosh, yeah I do, Harry. Why do you ask?" o/[Uninsured Rate of Kentuckians plummets] "How do you like them apples, Mitch? ^_^" " -_- "
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(55)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bad: suffering a heart attack. Worse: being mistakenly pronounced dead at hospital. Way, way worse: waking up in morgue freezer, breaking your nose and freezing to death while struggling unsuccessfully to escape your frozen tomb
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(135)
 
(Team Coco)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien takes his metrosexual associate producer shopping for Western wear in rural Texas. Hilarity ensues
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(21)
 
(The Fiscal Times)
 
 
 
A cabal of hospitals is using Obamacare as a smokescreen to try and kill insurance companies. I'm OK with this
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(61)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
U.S. insurers are already anticipating having to raise prices in 2015 for Obamacare. Just like they did in 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
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(53)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(WGGB)
 
 
 
Police investigate story of woman in distress find man with goats in car. Man released after it was determined their relationship was consensual
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(13)
 
(Uproxx)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien achieves his lifelong dream of becoming a Mary Kay beauty consultant, Avon no longer calling
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(6)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
British sniper in Afghanistan hits suicide bomber's bomb vest, killing would be bomber and five nearby insurgents
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(90)
 

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