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500 headlines found matching 'NST'
Wed July 29, 2015
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just in time for the national political convention, Federal charges against PA Rep. Chaka Fattah
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(51)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey I know. Let's change our instantly recognizable iconic logo that's been around for 20 years into something that looks just like everyone else's
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A fitness instructor reveals he drinks breast milk to help him build muscle after buying it from strangers on the internet. "If only he drank it from a cup," said his long-suffering wife
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(90)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but hey at least we have a 'cancer killing' machine to do battle against it now
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Instead of doing something useful, like complaining about the Iran deal, Congress is going to tear itself apart in August. Wait, that may be useful after all
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Phamaceutical giant releases wonder drug that is 90% effective against Hepatitis C. Side effects include severe wallet deficiency and significant risk of raising the US healthcare spending rate
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(60)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
How many computers will crash? How many people will be without their hardware or software working correctly? How many people will just wait till July 28, 2016 to install? This is your Windows 10 launch day thread (LGT live blog)
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(251)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Head of construction company faces Brazilian corruption charges as part of the Petrobras scandal. Man, that's a lot of charges
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(18)
 
(gHacks)
 
 
 
Chrome to close some tabs when RAM gets low, instead of closing all tabs like it currently does
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(49)
 
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
What if US currency featured ideas and achievements instead of dead presidents?
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Governor has been hillbilly-shamed. Says daughter will move the trailer she has been living out of since April off the mansion's grounds as soon as she can get it off the concrete blocks and reinstall the wheels
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(Salon)
 
 
 
US Senator fights against bank handouts and corporate tax cuts. No, not that one. Not that one either
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(33)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Judge throws out charges against school worker that allegedly had sex with student, and publishes picture of what an innocent person may look like, just to be sure
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(106)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Normal swimwear will not adequately protect against forced water entry into rectum or vagina"
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(33)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson admits he's puzzled as to why God failed to smite the US Supreme Court after they handed down their decision in Roe v. Wade. Maybe God was worried people would see it as a disapproval of US v. FL East Coast Railway instead
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(96)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police responding to report of human torso on side of road find brisket instead
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(26)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Advice from a writer for The Simpsons for parents with children living at home after college: "All those years being your kid's concierge has created an unemployed monster"
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(185)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to study from Royal British Romero Institute, people who check their health symptoms via online and mobile apps often misdiagnose problems. For serious symptoms, "don't waste your time surfing, call 911"
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(19)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Mississippi Attorney General Jim Hood and the MPAA planned a major smear campaign against Google including "fake anti-Google research," bogus stories in the news media, and if that wasn't enough, filing subpoenas with no legitimate investigative purpose
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Sat July 25, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Baseball Hall of Famer and failed assassin of Queen Elizabeth II goes on vulgar tirade against autograph-seekers
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(43)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The USA hopes to recover from a poor performance in their semi-final match against Jamaica. Panama hopes to knock off a powerhouse of the federation. This is the CONCACAF Gold Cup 3rd Place Match. Kickoff is at 4:00 pm from PPL Park in Philadelphia
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(204)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thinking that you should vote for Clinton because she's a surefire thing? Whoa, not so fast there, skippy. Sanders is beating her against the GOP in swing states
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Fri July 24, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin takes courageous stand against putting babies with Down's Syndrome in washing machines
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(97)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Because obviously the world needs an article in a scientific journal discussing the viability of a scream-based energy economy, ala Monsters Inc (hint: not viable)
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(6)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Mets: Let's put our .170 hitter at cleanup against Kershaw
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(23)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Yeah; almond milk is an even bigger health scam perpetuated against the ignorant than anyone thought
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(274)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Colorado teen dies after eating an entire marijuana cookie: "At first he followed the instructions, and ate just part of the cookie. But after about 30 to 60 minutes, he didn't feel any effects, so he ate the rest of the cookie"
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Thu July 23, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
Universal Pictures France files DMCA notice against localhost
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(23)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
You'd think a city bus driver would get a little suspicious when a five-year old girl gets on a bus, by herself, at 5AM...instead of dropping her off at the mall
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(54)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Architectural tip: Before constructing a building, it might be a good idea to double check the reflective intensity of the sun. Oh, and don't forget about wind tunnels
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(138)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum mansplains the Constitution to Rachel Maddow with predictable results
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(255)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Beer-guzzling Baby Finster is trying to understand why the Internet is outraged.. yes OUTRAGED at a photo of him putting down a cold one, lights up cigarette while waiting for an answer
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Wed July 22, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy couple walk into ocean with homemade shark cages that would probably only be effective against sharknandos
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(35)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
FTC hacks into Lifelock's claim of protecting against identity theft
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scottish Loch Ness Monster hunter denies reports he's giving up after 24 years of searching. At least that's what we think he said
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(21)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Florida gun shop declares itself a "Muslim-free zone," leaving responsible, law-abiding Muslim-owners defenseless against criminals armed with illegally-obtained Muslims
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(241)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Florida police say shooting victim was taken by a friend to a Walmart instead of the hospital
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(32)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadian professor may be looking for work after saying instead of hanging rainbow flags, we should hang gays. Gays world wide respond, "Oh, we are quite hung, thank you very much"
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(67)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush 2005: Thanks swift boaters for your willingness to stand up against John Kerry. Jeb Bush 2015: Enough with the attacks, all our veterans have earned our respect and admiration
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Is it really that damn hard to beat Bobby Flay? Conclusion from non-scientific study of Iron Chef America and Throwdown: "He gets a nice home boost, but on a playing field that sways against him, he folds like an apple turnover"
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(62)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Here's what Star Wars would look like if it had been made in 17th century Japan using ukiyo-e woodblock prints instead of film
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(17)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The bizarre world of instructional LPs includes such gems as "'that shirt's a peach', 'hark at that beat', and 'always remember to link to the previous thread'"
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(16)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian Mohawks plan to fight federal government over cherished Canadian institution of cheap reserve smokes: "This is our own product. We'd like to know where in history we gave up the right to conduct business and trade with that specific product"
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(19)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
It seems failing a lie detector on a Jerry Springer spin-off now constitutes probable cause for arrest
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(77)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bad news, college students: Your instant ramen noodles are a massive threat to the environment
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Murder defense involving Winston Churchill, Billy Graham, Caitlyn Jenner, AIDS, Israel, and "All in the Family" is working every bit as well as you might expect
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Fri July 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who gave up his job and girlfriend to hunt the Loch Ness Monster for a quarter century now believes it is just a catfish
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(36)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush doesn't believe gays should be discriminated against, except for sometimes
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Korea to deploy robots to defend their borders against Sarah Conner
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(14)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadian police officer goes undercover as homeless man in wheelchair hoping to arrest people who assault vagrants; gets offers of help, food, encouragement and $24 in change instead. And that was just from criminals
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Thu July 16, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanish mayor institutes daily nap time for entire city. In related news, you're stuck at your desk again working through lunch
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(25)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ohio man elected Worst Human after recording and insulting dying victims of a car crash instead of helping them
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(206)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest study from the Duh Institute: "Donald Trump may have overstated his appeal among Hispanics"
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(105)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Comcast to offer the fastest internet in the nation for $300 a month, plus $1000 installation. Just when we got smart enough to finally cut the cord with the cable companies, they've figured out another way to show how gullible we really are
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Wed July 15, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is win or go home for Guatemala and Cuba at 6:00 pm ET, each playing for the wild card. Then, at 8:30, it is Trinidad & Tobago against Mexico to see who wins the group and who is #2. It is day 9 of the CONCACAF Gold Cup
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(182)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember that woman who was killed by an illegal immigrant in San Francisco? Turns out her family doesn't like F*ckface von Clownstick using her as a political prop
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(129)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State of Wisconsin to Federal court, so, like, when you guys ruled that drug-testing welfare recipents was illegal and unconstitutional and a clear and obvious violation of the 4th Amendment, did you actually MEAN that?
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(122)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the world's first hot-sauce sommelier: "I was constantly buying new hot sauces and then when I would get a chance to try them at home, I was constantly disappointed"
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Tue July 14, 2015
(Grist)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite crazies - environmental activists, Teabaggers, fundamentalist Christians - meet in Fark's favorite state and shockingly unite against even lower-wattage Floridians on solar-electricity issue
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
College drop-out Scott Walker, who held exactly two part time jobs before first being elected at age of 23, calls the idea of rasing the minimum wage "lame" and says instead people should focus on getting the "qualifications" for a better job
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(147)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New graphic showing countries resized to match their online populations demonstrates the difficulty of giving an IP address to a moose
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lawmakers debate curbs to forfeiture laws. Are police and prosecutors against it? You bet your assets
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(83)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Washington group opposed to legal marijuana forces Colorado pot shop to close citing the RICO Act: "We're putting a bounty on the heads of anyone doing business with the industry. Just because you see this unstoppable growth of pot, we disagree"
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(200)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
CERN scientists have found new particles, are they dots or are they specks? When they are underwater do they get wet? Or does the water get them instead? Nobody knows, these new particles, man
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(21)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sporting Park, Kansas City, MO has the final Group A double header. Haiti takes on Honduras at 7:00 pm ET with hopes of advancing, while USA can fine tune their lines against Pana-MA-A-A-A-A-AAA at 9:30. It's Day 7 of the CONCACAF Gold Cup
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(256)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New shingles vaccine looks to be 97% effective (instead of 64) and will not lose effectiveness over time. SHUT UP AND GIVE ME AUTISM
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(98)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Donald Trump comes to his senses, tones down his rhetoric, and starts to sound presidential. Just kidding. He quintuples down, tells a crowd of conservative celebrities that instead of invading Iraq, "we should have invaded Mexico"
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(266)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Part of the appeal of D&D was almost like heavy metal and backmasking. I remember sneaking my D&D books in and out of the house under my jacket. Instead of doing drugs I was sneaking RPG supplements"
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(56)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge who sentenced kids to juvie in divorce case has change of heart, sends them to Camp Wunnakeepmajerb instead
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(209)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reasonable gun control measure: Actually wait for background checks to complete before selling, instead of just going "WHELP, IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS, HERE'S YOUR GUN"
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(344)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unbeknownst to most consumers, organic farmers have resorted to using all natural carcinogens as pesticides
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(59)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Frothing socialist Bernie Sanders fights back against gun activist, arguing in favor of . . . common sense?
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(336)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New music albums will now release on Fridays instead of Tuesdays. In other news, buggy whips will now be available only in black; typewriters to eliminate the 'q' key
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(55)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Dammit; I am very sad to report that our own scruffy1 has died after his long battle against intestinal cancer - he was kind, generous, funny, and an all-around decent human bean... he will be missed (LGT gofundme scruffy1 started to pay his funeral expenses)
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(161)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Donald gets fed up with GOP/Fox News and threatens to run as an Independent, because we all know how it turned out the last time a Bush had to run against a Clinton and a wealthy third party conservative alternative. LET ME FINISH
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(218)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
IKEA announces plans to install free electric car charging stations at its Canadian stores, as soon as they can figure out how to put them together
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(24)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Here's why North Korea's military couldn't win a skirmish against a bunch of girl scouts. It's just not that good
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(232)
 
(WLBZ2 Bangor)
 
 
 
Maine is now the sixth state to go "Constitutional Carry": Governor signs bill that will eliminate the need for a permit to carry a concealed handgun
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(310)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of quitting over having to issue same-sex marriage licenses, county clerk wants Kentucky to issue marriage licenses online so he can get some relief from ongoing violation of his religious freedom
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(118)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Pair of British pilots pull off barnstorming stunt using science. Two planes one hangar
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A software engineer explains why she decided to do something worthwhile with her life and so became a writer instead
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(74)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So, how do you get a MLB game to take less than two hours? It's easy--just pitch Chris Sale against Mark Buehrle
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(25)
 
(Vine.co)
 
 
 
George W. Bush should go on trial for crimes against ... fashion?
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paula Deen uses TransformationTuesday to be an asshole to Hispanics instead of black people
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(162)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Instead of filling up your super soaker with cat pee, why not turn it into a wave-based desalinator?
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"An 11-month-old toddler who has Down's syndrome has landed the same modelling agent as his mum after winning over thousands of fans on Instagram" (Some Not safe for work content)
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shortly after a lawsuit was filed against Josh Duggar by one his victims, Josh's sister, a fellow victim and likely deponent in the lawsuit decides she needs to take a "mission trip" to an undisclosed country for an indefinite time
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(272)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain warns against a calendar based Afghanistan troop withdrawal. Probably because when you are as old as John McCain, you quit planning around the calendar
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(49)
 
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
"Does anybody still believe that the EU is a benign institution?"
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(61)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seems someone has finally gotten around to noticing "Sherriff Joe" Arapaio has a very nasty habit of arresting his political opponents on trumped-up charges and filed a federal civil rights suit against him
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(97)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
TX Declaration of Secession: "The institution known as negro slavery....her people intended should exist in all future time." TX School Board that re-wrote civil war teaching standards "Slavery was a side issue to the Civil War"
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(707)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New music video celebrates America with mullets, light beer, monster trucks and girls in bikinis. "Do you want to America-size that?"
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(20)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Expert with Sakhalin Research Institute of Fisheries says giant creature with beak and fur is a dolphin. Also says you are Brad Pitt, or Kate Middleton, or a flying trout lizard
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(74)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Family Dollar and Dollar Tree will have to sell off or shut down 330 stores if they want to merge, meaning their customers may have to dress up and go to Wal-Mart instead of going casual at the dollar store
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Fri July 03, 2015
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
What do you do when you want to put up shade trees on a sidewalk in a hipster neighborhood but have power lines above you and a sewer below? Just install five-foot-tall planters
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(19)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Medical tip - A licensed dentist doesn't wash his instruments in your bathroom
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(26)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
One by one, the largest subreddits are being closed off as a protest against firing a single beloved admin
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(250)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Girls, don't become like a sticky note that's been stuck to too many places and gets unsticky by getting stuck too often or you won't be able to stick by your man, because chemistry
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(99)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
In a veiled warning to the West, Russia cautioned against any attempt to spark a new "color revolution" in Armenia by exploiting protests against electricity prices for political ends. So what color should Fark's new Armenian ribbon be?
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(36)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times gets a real kick out of FARK's soccer headline: "Sprinklers turn on during MLS match, players dive on instinct"
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(0)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joey Chestnut to defend his hot dog eating title against longtime rival Takeru Kobayashi. The eat is on
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(40)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Kurt Angle hand EC3 his first loss? WILL Drago get his revenge against Hernandez? WHO would you rather date: Carmella or Emma? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread, starting with ROH, NXT, and Lucha Underground at 8pm ET
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(232)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey speaks out against new CA vaccine rules in what is not, unfortunately, viral marketing for a third Dumb and Dumber movie
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(102)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "SCOTUS is too political, so I want to instate judicial retention elections." Megyn Kelly: "Won't those elections make the court more political?" Ted Cruz: "You're a little racist"
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(324)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Anchorage's new Democratic mayor will first flex his political muscles by making sure the TVs in the City Hall lobby are all turned to CNN instead of Fox News
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(93)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Instead of seasoning your grilled corn on the cob with butter and salt, why not season it with caramel, wine reduction, or mayo?
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(72)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss World Canada, who was born in China, who spoke out against China's persecution of religious minorities, whose father is still in China and is under threat for her speaking out, will still be going to the Miss World pageant. In China
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Orioles: Remember in 1974 when we swept a doubleheader against Cleveland with a pair of shutouts? Let's do it again
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(11)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn released a video on Instagram detailing her sword trick prowess with some guy named Aaron Rodgers in preparation for her X-Men role
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(127)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"The time has come to end tax exemptions for all religious institutions"
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(179)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Today's announcement from the Duh Institute: "Snacking a major cause of weight gain"
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More than 300 Einstein impersonators set new world record, begin wait for the free Guinness bar towels they were promised
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(22)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
So, uh, there I was onstage at Glastonbury with the Dalai Lama
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Baltimore, a city long known for bad decisions, now wants everyone to use a pressure cooker to prepare ribs. YOU MONSTERS
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(100)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Most Americans don't know Chris Christie like I do, so it's only natural to wonder what testimony I might offer after covering his every move for the last 14 years. My advice? He lies. About everything. Constantly"
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(69)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sprinklers turn on during MLS match, players dive on instinct
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(7)
 
(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host is spending time with family and friends so there won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight. Instead here is an archived show from June 29, 2013
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(10)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says the supreme court ruling was the right decision and calls the politicians against it girly men
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(71)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston trying to lose weight to escape the wrath of J.J. Watt
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(8)
 
(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unstoppable team
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(13)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
So, all those grassroots special interest groups trying to get the death penalty reinstated in Nebraska? Yeah, they're all funded by Governor Ricketts, who really just needs to kill somebody, guys. Just like ten people. COME ON
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(133)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hedgehog trapped in railings had 'misjudged his own girth,' demonstrating the importance of girth over length
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(54)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Coiffure von Clownstick continues classy conduct
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(70)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Now you've gone and done it America with all your recent 21st century forward thinking, a monster black hole in space has awakened after 26 years and will probably suck us back into the 20th century
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(13)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Sooooo I'm too young to see the Mad Max movie? OK I'll stay home and build this awesome Doof Wagon out of Lego instead"
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(18)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
After a long, tiring week, the one thing that makes it all better is testing yourself against the best. No, not the 1975 Cincinnati Reds, I'm talking about the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When Republicans suggest abolishing an entire Article in the Constitution, it's, like, totally Patrironic
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(332)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Buccaneer Warren Sapp shows incoming rookie Jameis Winston how they roll in the Tampa Bay
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(23)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK hits the jackpot with this headline: "Pete Rose's reinstatement? I wouldn't bet on it"
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(3)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberals have a new type of guilt with which they'll have to come to terms: Green Privilege, the act of using their hybrid vehicles to use high occupancy lanes even when they're the only person in the car. MONSTERS
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(128)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, a Republican presidential candidate with the guts to stand up against Big Volcano
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(99)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Remember the mid-'90s arcade game Rampage? The one where you played as giant monsters and tried to demolish buildings? The one that was basically plotless and had no character development? Well, The Rock is starring in the film based on it
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(91)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Music producer Scott Storch, whose crimes against taste included working with Christina Aguilera, Beyonce-Z, and Justin Timberlake, says he's blown his $30 million fortune on drugs and now has only $100 cash on him
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(87)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently, someone forget to tell the Philadelphia Phillies that they are the worst team in MLB, as they come to the Bronx and score 11 runs against the Yankees. Two nights in a row
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(19)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
More than two dozen churches worldwide have installed the "Churchix" facial recognition and tracking system so they can monitor which members of their flock are attending services regularly and which are going to hell
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(45)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You know, I usually laugh and shrug when I hear about somebody winning $500,000 in a lawsuit against their doctor. But this time, I think the guy deserved more. Much, much more
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(150)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Best Korea blocks access to Instagram because the selfies are too depressing
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(18)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
17 year old invents an ingenious way to instantly stop the bleeding, is immediately contacted by physicians, hospitals, Philadelphia Phillies
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(132)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Rose's reinstatement? I wouldn't bet on it
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(155)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Raphael Cruz says Ted Cruz follows the orders of a brown, Commie foreigner above following the Constitution
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(59)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
It is unlikely anyone will be interested in the other match (Norway vs England) with the USA playing against Colombia in prime time. Matches are at 5 and 8 pm EDT, respectively
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(474)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, remember how Nikki Haley said that no CEOs had asked her to take the Confederate flag down? Well the CEO that led the fight against the Indiana "religious freedom" law is asking for the flag to be taken down
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(287)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Farkface von Clownstick says Canned Ham "Doesn't have a clue" still thinks Romneybot won in 2012. Get all that?
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(40)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston is that cool dad you wished you had
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(13)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Judge rules against tit for tatt
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(25)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Navy has the legendary SEALs, The Army has their Green Berets and Rangers, and the Marines have....? Well, since "MARSOC" doesn't exactly "pop" the Marines have decided to revive the WWII-era "Raider" designation instead
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(151)
 
(Oneida Daily Dispatch)
 
 
 
NYC Democrats: What? Verify the income of people getting rent-regulated apartments? YOU MONSTERS (link updated)
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(90)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Liberal activist court rules against people wishing to honor past patriots
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(210)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Giant sumo wrestler gets into the fight of his life against the TYKE
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
High school installing gunshot detection system despite concerns that it would violate student right to fire guns at school anonymously
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(67)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans decide that Obama isn't as scary as constituents who are pissed off about losing their health insurance
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(377)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Indefinite incarceration deemed unconstitutional at Gitm--in Minnesota
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(72)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In Week 8 of the NFL season (November 1), the Pittsburgh Steelers will wear the greatest uniforms in the history of the NFL against the Bengals
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Let's dance, clownstick"
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(66)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Audit: you OPM people need to get your data-security shiat together quick. OPM: How's about we do nothing instead? China: Sweet. Congress: BENGHAZI. OPM: Apologize? Resign? You make utterly failing to do our job sound so negative
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(45)
 
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
For those dirty console peasants who say the glorious PC doesn't do staples like fighting games ... keyboard warriors will show them the errors of their ways with a cross-platform Killer Instinct. C-C-C COMBO BREAKER
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(45)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welcome to Patriot Park: fun for the family, with a military twist. Lunch consists of army rations, shopping is for Vladimir Putin accessories, & instead of riding rollercoasters children can play with grenade launchers & climb over heavy weaponry
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(50)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Senate votes to stop torturing people and go back to torturing the Constitution instead
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(70)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
After constantly saying he won't be replacing Jeremy Clarkson, Chris Evans is now the new Top Gear presenter
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(73)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group C kicks off at 5:00 with Japan vs. Ecuador and Switzerland vs. Cameroon. Group D(eath) starts at 8:00 with the USA against Nigeria and the Aussies vs. the Suisse. It's the Woman's World Cup; This is the discussion thread
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(370)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest monster with body dysmorphic disorder of them all?
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(40)
 
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Whether you're a Farker who wants to be contrasuggestible to a contraremonstrance or just struck with epistemophilia, this link may be the antepenultimate one you read today
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(4)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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(80)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rachel Dolezal once sued Howard University -- for discriminating against her for being white
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(221)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
"In two years, a one-of-a-kind construction project will commence over a canal in Amsterdam. It won't involve any humans at all, but rather, a six-axis robot that can print 3D molten metal in mid-air" (pics)
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(60)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Authorities in Moore, Oklahoma would like parents to talk to their precious snowflakes about the dangers of jumping off of bridges into shallow water to cool off despite the posted warnings against swimming and diving
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(31)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican crusade against voter fraud: "Kansas' secretary of state examined 84 million votes ... In the end 14 cases were referred for prosecution, representing 0.00000017 percent of the votes cast"
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(116)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Research shows some colleges help athletes cheat and even pay students to take tests for athletes so they can focus on the whole point of college: sports practice
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(52)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 188: Heavyweight champ Cain Velasquez returns after a long injury layoff to unify the title against interim champ Fabricio Werdum. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, prelims on FX at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(290)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Group E & F are up. France kicks off against Colombia @ 1:00 pm; Brazil vs. Spain or England vs. Mexico at 4:00 pm; Korea & Costa Rica at 7:00 pm. This is the Women's World Cup discussion thread
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(243)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study by the Romero Institute for the Glaringly Apparent proves that dogs are loyal to their owners
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Einstein's personal letters auctioned for $420,000. Apparently the collection includes theories that he mailed to all his relatives
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(5)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mr. T started wearing costume jewelry after Hurricane Katrina because he felt wearing real gold would have been insensitive. Word has it he also stopped pitying fools, now has a compassionate empathy for them instead
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(28)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
The St. Louis Zoo debuts their ugly-ass restraining order against gun activist
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(252)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Write down today's date as the day a Democrat asked for the teaching of the entire United States Constitution to our children," he said, "and a Republican rose up and said they don't want that to happen"
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(139)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge rules against NHL's TV bundle. Fans to be able to buy team-based subscriptions instead. NFL's Sunday Ticket adjusts price to $12,444.99
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(44)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Director of the No Duh Center at the Captain Obvious Institute deduces that those who dislike spicy food are the ones who are most sensitive to the burning sensation
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(22)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado collects $10 million in pot taxes for schools in four months, compared to $13 million from all of 2014: "It's really good to see the excise tax increasing and providing needed money for the public school construction fund"
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(89)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
High salt cancels out high fat in our diet, say researchers at the Institute of Now We're Just Farking Around With Y'all
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(33)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
The Battle Of Barcelona is pitting pissed-off residents against drunk, naked tourists. Our money is on the drunks
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(53)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Senators McCain and Feinstein would like it if the U.S. would stop torturing people. There are, apparently, some folks who have a problem with that
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(53)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Constitutional scholar Rick Santorum says that as President, he won't enforce a same-sex marriage ruling from SCOTUS, as it's a "violation of the first amendment"
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(146)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Poor people make better business and financial decisions than the moderately wealthy or wealthy. For instance, you never see them wasting their money on giant yachts
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(216)
 


Wed June 10, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Like being chased by a wrinkly monster that smells like lube and Vicks VapoRub?
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Actually, that report of a plane crash was simply a monster truck getting a bath"
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(24)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent? They need to do way instain mother's frozen embryo from when she was 13 years old
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(57)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
To be fair, if a toothless old man drives up and offers you ten dollars and a kitten in a cooler, you might just hold out for a stranger with candy instead
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush calls for military push against Putin, because we've gone on far too long to remember what a world war, a "good war", was like
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(95)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tacoma police officers buck national trend, shoot hoops with kids instead of just shooting them
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(26)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
HOA works to improve the image of HOAs nationwide by threatening the family of a beloved local pastor who had a well-made ramp installed after suffering a stroke and multiple brain surgeries
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(322)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama Responds to 3rd Term Talk: 'Michelle Will Not Allow That'. Not to mention the Constitution
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(70)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn: "Banning guns to fight crime is like banning forks to fight obesity. It's well known that the greatest defense against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back"
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(351)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Einstein," the centerpiece of a $4.5 billion National Cybersecurity and Protection System (NCPS) program, fails to stop Chinese hack of U.S. government personnel files. Failure is only relative
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(45)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Rumsfeld: Iraq was a mistake from the start, it's all Bush's fault, and I was against all of it
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(244)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Only 14 years after its creation, the TSA decides to crosscheck its employees against the government's terrorist database
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why you should never drink whisky on the rocks. Instead, drink it neat, perhaps with a palate cleanser of burning peat bog
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(262)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
It's the Woman's World Cup of Soccer, day 3: Four matches today w/ groups C & D in play, including the American side against the Aussies from Winnipeg at 7:30ET Other matches go at 4:00, 7:00, 10:00ET
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(382)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
If you're going to hit another person's car, make sure it isn't a karate instructor with terrible road rage
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Batshiat insane Iowa senator Joni Ernst goes on a long tirade against Hillary Clinton, then starts muttering about hog semen and how she used to wear Kleenex boxes on her feet
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(45)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just because you can make something at home, doesn't necessarily mean you should. Like, for instance, a 40W homemade laser shotgun
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(97)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
In the latest research from the No shiat Sherlock Institute of Health, calories are linked to weight gain
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(45)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing coffee on Westboro Baptist Church demonstrators outside Beau Biden's funeral. Police won't say if the man will face charges since he vastly improved the smell coming off the demonstrators
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(131)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(France 24)
 
 
 
President eyes colossal power grab, changes in constitution, and ways to legally declare himself dictator-for-life
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(25)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin bicyclists upset that their governor wants to repair freeways and roadways instead of making bike lanes that only a small fraction of people use
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(185)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
One of the first things your flight instructor ought to teach you is to not walk into the propeller
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(75)
 
(CI News Now Peoria)
 
 
 
Authorities search for man reported missing, find armed robbery suspect instead. Yeah, it's the same guy
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(5)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Odds are almost even that the officials will throw a mysterious caution to end the race when the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is at Texas Motor Speedway this week for the WinStar World Casino & Resort 400, 8:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(148)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your workplace master constantly trying to make you happy at your job? Don't trust them a bit, the sneaky bastards are up to no good
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(50)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Good news: Facebook has a plan to kill the 30-second TV-political-ad business. Bad news: It wants to put those ads on your phone, instead
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you deal with someone who's simply insufferable (i.e., one-ups constantly, brags about made up stuff, lies poorly, etc)?
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(470)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced a box containing sixty eight people, the Harwich Constabulary would like a quick word
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(27)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Lawmakers shocked, SHOCKED to learn that the NFL trots out military members for the money instead of a deep sense of patriotism
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(68)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man demonstrates how he can play saxophone ... without a saxophone
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(14)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Instead of mowing the public park like any other city would do, Covington, KY brings in goats. After which they will bring in crocodiles to get rid of the goats, and the crocodiles will die off in the winter
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis and need a partner?
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can a spinster ever be truly happy or fulfilled without a man or children in her life? Controversial new book says women who've never wed should treasure their freedom
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(349)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
We can now add Caitlyn Jenner to the List Of People Conspiring Against The GOP, And Therefore, America
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(59)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Renly Baratheon is not happy with current events on Game of Thrones, and he's still rooting against Stannis
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(64)
 
(Daily Sheeple)
 
 
 
Florida court rules that while unfair, it is against international law to live off the grid. That sound you just heard was thousands of Amish collectively going, "WTF?"
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(158)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead accepted an honorary High School diploma decades after being kicked out for focusing on the High instead of the School. Then he ditched to play in a band. Some kids never learn
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(47)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine is about to become the sixth state to approve permitless, or "constitutional" carry
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(325)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Drones are the newest weapon in the fight against Chinese exam cheaters
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Tue June 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's transition into Caitlyn Jenner is a sin against God on par with molesting children according to -- well, THIS is awkward -- the pastor who runs the church that the Duggar family attends
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(324)
 
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
LinkedIn reacts to low usage by trying to scare people into logging in. Mainstream media totally helps out
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And Today's reason We're All Gonna Die (tm) is: "A continental collision" between the North American and Pacific tectonic plates causing massive earthquakes that trigger monster tsunamis that drown the West Coast of the U.S
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(70)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute of Political Science proves that lots of people hate Hillary Clinton and lots of people love Hillary Clinton. More on this fascinating story as 2016 approaches
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(111)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
ThinkGeek turns down $122 Million cash from HotTopic, takes $140 Million in store credit from Gamestop instead
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(53)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
After learning about the fire at the Apple plant in Texas last week, North Carolina's Apple data center hopes to avoid patent litigation by going with a chlorine leak instead
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia now insists that they were invited into Czechoslovakia in 1968 to install freedom. You can ask the Czechs, they were fine with it, punch and pie were served
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, who apparently never got around to reading the Constitution while serving as a US Representative, is upset we can't force recent immigrants to "assimilate" by adopting "America's predominant religion," Christianity
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(151)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Congressional intern arrested for exercising constitutionally-protected right
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(76)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner will now be Caitlyn Jenner, with a C instead of a K. Kris's eyebrow would twitch if it weren't frozen with Botox
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(487)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Divorce rates in Ontario set to go through roof as divorce lawyers argue in court against "archaic" law that won't allow them to offer no-win, no-fee billing
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"If Obama is for it, then we're against it." Today's issue: Clean water
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(282)
 
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
CATS schedule changes take effect Monday. Instead of sleeping for 5 hours and getting up to eat before taking another nap they will now nap 6 hours and play for a bit and maybe get some lovin' after eating
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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(8)
 
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Benjamin Netanyahu, who was for a Palestinian state before he was absolutely against it, is now committed to a Palestinian state. Subby's pretty sure of someone who should be committed
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Sun May 31, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California state legislature hires two part-time workers whose sole job is to drive lawmakers home after putting in a long night of getting thoroughly blasted on behalf of their constituents
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(43)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Famous Japanese civil engineer was blocked from working in Japan by Shinto superstition, made part of national labor law, that "if a woman entered a tunnel under construction, she would anger the jealous mountain goddess and cause worker accidents"
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(23)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch makes a quiet return to Dover, He Who Shall Not Be Named eyes adding another Monster Mile trophy, and we can't really mock the title of today's race: the FedEx 400 for Autism Speaks. Coverage starts at 1:00 ET on Fox Sports 1
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A few days before he died, John Nash told a friend he had devised a replacement equation for Einstein's theory of relativity
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(153)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So what the U.S. has a serious flaw in its anti-missile nuclear defense system against North Korea, it's not like they have any nukes that can hit us anyway. Right?
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Battle of Waterloo has been recreated using Lego. It's taken 20 people and more than a million bricks to construct
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(18)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
At what point do company "wellness incentives" become a witchhunt against infidel sinners who don't exercise?
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like many elder Al Qaeda fighters were US trained because of the fight against the Soviets, many ISIS members are US trained because of the fight against terrorism
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(47)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is in Dover for the Buckle Up 200 presented by Click It or Ticket. No word on whether Spongebob Squarepants and Digger will be demonstrating how to use your seatbelt when race coverage begins at 2:30 PM on FOX
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(116)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Coolest time-lapse video of the week - 11-year construction of One World Trade Center in 2 minutes. A towering achievement
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Bunny Sue Roux, a two-legged 'bunny cat' becomes Instagram's latest feline sensation. Have a hopping good Caturday
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(1138)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sex offender with 28 previous offenses scores number 29 after grinding against a subway passenger. And while his next offense will earn him free representation, his mother claims that he is just looking for a wife
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(64)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Maine Governor Paul LePage, who appears unaware that the word "govern" is in his title, vows to veto every Democrat-sponsored bill his legislature passes until they agree to his plan to amend the ME Constitution to make income taxes illegal
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(140)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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(134)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series returns to Dover International Speedway, and Miles the Monster isn't looking forward to the cleanup that will be needed after the kids wreck everything at the Lucas Oil 200, 5 PM Eastern on Fox Sports 1
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(202)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Anonymous teacher at New York kindergarten gives you 'Out of the mouths of babes' on Instagram of quotes from her young pupils
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(7)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: If Farkface von Clownstick Runs in 2016, I might not retire
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(87)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
How would you like to own a "Gremlins" puppet or body parts from other major Hollywood movies made by a master monster maker?
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(13)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Berkeley instituted a tax on soda in hopes of getting people to quit drinking it. Instead the city took in $116,000 in revenue the first month and people still keep drinking it
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(201)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy records video of school buses constantly blowing through stop sign and exiting school grounds right onto busy street. Local news picks up story and confronts school district. Sign mysteriously disappears and is later replaced with yield sign
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(71)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(67)
 
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Are you into natural, traditional, unprocessed foods? Then you're an elitist monster with no idea what traditional food was really like
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(60)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Something sinister is going on at Walmart and there's a big reason for them to be hiding what that is. Could these monstrous buildings with underground tunnels be transformed into something out of our worst dreams?"
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(142)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are erasers in school 'an instrument of the devil'?
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. kicks preemptive goal against FIFA
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(460)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
This handy new calculator shows how much you could have made if you'd invested in the stock market instead of paying for your wedding
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(58)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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(271)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Absolutely fascinating and terrifying video of the construction of Switzerland's longest suspension bridge. Acrophobes, you've been warned
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(18)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find way to create super-sized fruit, I mean more super-sized than the tasteless genetically tuned monstrosities that you can already find in the supermarket
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(72)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Supreme Court sides against ObamaCare in their expected June ruling, it will be bad news...for the GOP
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(411)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Glastonbury Women's Institute is running a tea and cake stand at Glastonbury Festival for the first time this year: "We won't run out of tea and cake - we're the WI"
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(29)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
AT&T is going to try and make a Federal case against net neutrality by claiming it's a violation of the First Amendment
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(73)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"You may have seen or heard about TrackingPoint's $20,000 XS1 Smart Rifle in the past, but recently new videos demonstrating just how accurate the triggerbot is have surfaced, including one where it decimates an HTC M8 smartphone"
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(49)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church gets Ireland flag wrong following gay marriage vote - declares it hates Ivory Coast instead
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(164)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Californians will have to start drinking reconstituted sewage thanks to the state's drought. Hell, just label it "Artisan," sell it for $8 a bottle in Los Angeles and Hollywood and you'll be able to buy real water in no time
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(191)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do you live in the UK and are thinking of a personalized license plate? Save some time and check it against the 46 pages of combinations which are a no-no
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(34)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel says he only befriended Paul Simon because of Simon's height and that he never realized he was going to start a career with a "monster with the mother of all Napoleon complexes"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"In yet another research project bound to give Dr. Frankenstein and his monster a run for their money, scientists at the University of Texas at Austin successfully created fungus carrying human genetic material"
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(38)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gilda gets the brush-off, Gustav le Grand goes for the gusto, and the MMMM champion reigns undisputed for this week's episode "Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" on My Little Pony: FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(210)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers will try to go up 2 games to none against the Atlanta Hawks in tonight's Eastern Conference finals match up. Starting at 8:30eastern on TNT
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(61)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Even in Texas, running sonograms at a flea market for entertainment purposes is against the health code
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(151)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
New $46K logo does not rate a TN with constituents
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(112)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that a 'base tan' does not protect against sunburns - However, an acid tan turns skins into leather that can protect from cuts and abrasions
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb demonstrates his outreach to women is just like his brother's
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(46)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois Senate approves legislation that would make possession of marijuana similar to a traffic ticket, instead of jail time: "No court appearance required, a fine of up to $125, except in municipalities with stiffer penalties"
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(35)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
After years of economic instability and uncertainty, JP Morgan researchers still unclear as to why the 3 people who got raises last year aren't spending more
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A radio caller contacted a show to complain about the police but ended up confessing to a 30-year criminal history instead" (w/ audio)
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge overseeing civil rights lawsuits against the Maricopa Sheriff's Dept is REALLY not amused to find out that Sheriff Joe Arapaio carried out a secret investigation, that included tracking his phone calls, in an effort to discredit him
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(161)
 
(Get Reading)
 
 
 
"One year ago today Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin visited Reading with his band The Pizza Underground. Pizza boxes as percussion instruments and people dressed as cats were the lasting memories from the night"
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(14)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"The challenge results in young people daring each other, through Instagram and Facebook, to take excessive amounts of paracetamol and this is a matter of great concern"
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(79)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
NXT Takeover Unstoppable rumors have it that Samoa Joe or John Cena could appear. 8 PM ET/pre-show 7:30 PM ET on WWE Network
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(646)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Rand Paul is filibustering against the Patriot Act and NSA spying right now and no this has nothing to do with him trying to raise money for his presidential campaign
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(123)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Amazon turns down city funds for a new warehouse, tells city to instead use the money to improve the roads to the new warehouse
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(28)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nickelback wanted for 'crimes against music' in Australia
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(20)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal issues Executive Order to protect Biblical definition of marriage and ban all sex while a woman is menstruating, authorizes stoning of adulterers
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(112)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homophobic married reverend who regularly ranted against homosexuals and all things rainbow has been caught cruising for bottoms on Grindr
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(175)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pinterest suspends account of user who put up pictures of children killed in accidental shootings since Sandy Hook, then quickly reinstated it after uproar. Which raises the question...Pinterest? Really? Flickr too good for you?
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(129)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This dude spent years improvising dumb lyrics to instrumental TV theme songs, and yes, they are WAY better than yours
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(27)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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(94)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
So many people are sleeping in garbage cans that companies that empty dumpsters are installing CCTVs on their trucks so they don't crush any more of them to death
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(77)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cool: Sunday night Krist Novoselic teamed up with ex-Guns N' Roses' bassist Duff McKagan on an instrumental version of 'Sweet Child O' Mine'. Fail: Krist played an accordion
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats hit on a winning 2016 strategy: "Are there any moderates in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall"
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(199)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous lawyers' fees / Or to take arms against a sea of judgments / And by opposing flee them
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(312)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Documents reveal Scotland Yard kept secret dossiers on Trekkies, "amid fears that British fans would go mad and kill themselves, turn against society or start a weird cult"
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(45)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns get his Payback against the Smarks? Will John Cena get Payback for Putin's 8 goals? Will Dolph Ziggler get Payback instead of being owed 3 times? CM Punk isn't walking through that door for WWE Payback 8pm, 7:30 preshow
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(1100)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Einstein's letter disavowing atheism can be yours for a relatively cheap $15 grand
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chili's spent nearly $1 million for an "egg wash" to put on their burger buns so they'll glisten in the event anyone posts a photo from Chili's to Instagram in a non-ironic way
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone requested all the FCC complaints made against 30 Rock, the funniest sitcom to air on network television since Seinfeld. And boy, are the complaints hilariously ridiculous
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nazi hamsters, Allah kitten controversy & The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon. Wikipedia's list of deleted articles with freaky titles
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(11)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of signing your child up for art camp, soccer, rugby, swimming lessons, literacy camp, YMCA day care, karate, and Vacation Bible School all summer long, why not let her relax at home says a mommy blogger who obviously doesn't have a job
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(93)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is back, Danica "won" the fan vote, and NASCAR is already manipulating finishes at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the 30th anniversary of The Winston... er, Sprint All-Star Race. Qualifying at 7 PM, race begins at 9 on Fox Sports 1
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(688)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Ben Carson (R-eally loony) said he would not rule out military force against Russia and that the President is obligated to enforce the laws made by congress but not "judicial laws" that emanate from courts
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(149)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Giant Ferris wheel known as the Orlando Eye immediately shuts down due to "irregularity." Which is a fancy way of saying "is so unstable it could roll off its bearings and into traffic"
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Demand for gold bars and coins spikes 20 percent in Germany as citizens stockpile gold, fearing hyperinflation and political instability. This is not a repeat from 1923
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(49)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The Windows Blog)
 
 
 
Candy Crush to come pre-installed on all copies of Windows 10, so hey, at least there's something good about it
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(55)
 
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Instead of Obamacare, 2016 Presidental hopeful Jeb Bush wants you to use the Apple Watch apps
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(139)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
New hyper-intelligent cloud-based platform trained to instantly identify any image. For example, it knows Teddy Roosevelt is a "person"
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(19)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Constantine's cancellation proves social media cannot save crappy shows
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(110)
 
(Some cellist)
 
 
 
In an analysis that will make more than one Farker regret the last decade learning the mouth harp, cabasa, or swarmandal, Berklee College of Music identifies the 58 instruments used in Rolling Stone's top 100 songs of all time
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(28)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
'I do' choose to run against you: Married couple vying for same council seat in race that's sure to make for awkward dinner conversation
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Courtney Love owes her psychiatrist $48,000. It's now the biggest claim against her since the 200,000 people who bought "America's Sweetheart"
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Come back to England & play county cricket", They said. "Score runs & demonstrate your talent", They said. "Then you'll get back in the national team", They said. Yeah, about that. Stupid tag is for the ECB
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unstoppable force
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NBA is headed for another labor war soon, most likely over what constitutes "Basketball-Related Income". Difficulty: neither Emperor Stern nor Billy "Why would the owners lie to me?" Hunter are involved this time
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Add Bobby Bowden to the list of people that was not a big fan of Jameis Winston
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren leads near unanimous Democratic Senate revolt against Obama, GOP and their corporate overlords
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(224)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Bartender and dog shot by patron because "Clamato juice was against his religion"
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two games that Farkers might care about tip off again. First, what is left of the Cavs return home to break the tie against the Bulls (7pm EDT). Then the Clippers look to lob the Rockets out of the playoffs (9:30pm EDT, TNT both games)
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(251)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says he would not undo Obama's executive actions on immigration immediately, but instead wait until Congress got its act together and passed immigration reform. In other words, Jeb Bush would make Obama's actions permanent
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mayor vows to "go all Tiananman Square" against plans to extend a highway into his village. Get the tanks
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(36)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Maybe next time reporters can actually report on Ebola instead of scaring the world with sensationalism about how EVERYBODY is GONNA DIE
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(29)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
School of the Art Institute of Chicago is now giving out the coveted Doctorate of Douchebag Studies
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(26)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Liking pictures of pretty women on Instagram is all fun and games until the woman you are actually dating finds out. (Not safe for work Language)
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(4)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dogs will become too expensive in the future and we'll have to buy robo-pets instead. Blade Runner predicted this
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(116)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin goes full Mark Messier, guarantees that his team will win Game 7 against the New York Rangers
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"The Harper government is signalling its intention to use hate-crime laws against Canadian advocacy groups that encourage people not to buy goods made in Israel"
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(112)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo construction workers unearth Edo-era human skull fragments, 300 other animal bones at building site that used to be graveyard. Face still lost
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(16)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Cavs drop to 1-3 against the Bulls? Today's game at 3:30 eastern on ABC. #2 Rockets are likewise down 1-2 against #3 Clippers - will they even the score? Tune in tonight on TNT at 8:30
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(180)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Polish presidential candidate vows to legalize child pornography, scrap welfare, prevent women from voting ever again and install screen doors on Polish navy's fleet of submarines, probably
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(30)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host has gone camping so there won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight. Instead here is an archived show from May 11, 2013
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(34)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Man returns to jeweler to complain that jewelry he bought was fake. Except, instead of jeweler insert "victim" and instead of bought insert "robbed"
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(15)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former convict and ex-gang member who was fired from his state prison job gets reinstated, will receive $99,000 in backpay because he belonged to a union that decided to fight for the dirtiest criminal on their payroll
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(41)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
City spends $160k on subway art installation to remind riders how miserable transit can be. "It's a bleak world down there"
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(30)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series might race tonight at Kansas Speedway, but the ruby slippers are missing and it's raining and Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, and Toto are expecting a twister instead of the Toyota Tundra 250 at 8 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(171)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one elimination tonight as the Rangers have their backs against the wall that is Holtby, then the Flames & their fans try to burn the Ducks a second time.. Props for two-in-a-row Schedule Guy.. pucks drop at 7:00 & 9:30ET
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(1017)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worker productivity drops 1.9% in the 1Q.. Apparently employees are so burned out they can now only do the output of two people instead of three
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda leader who claimed responsibility for the attacks against the French newspaper Charlie Hebdo also gets to claim their prize
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(34)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state"
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(90)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Climate change is a UN hoax meant to install a new world order." Guess what political party said that? Go on, guess
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(76)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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(195)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Liberal, activist judge dismisses case against all homosexuals
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(129)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For those of you scoring at home, here's how Russia's conventional firepower stacks up against the west
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(78)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston's contract with the Buccaneers has a no-baseball clause. It's the paragraph following the "no seafood shopping while inside a grocery-store" clause
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old rules: Super PACs are unspeakably evil and should be banninated, and never you mind that Constitution thing. New rules: Super PACs are a vital tool for Hillary to fight the noble fight on behalf of (some) women
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Wed May 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Bulls show this 1-0 series lead against the LeBrons isn't like the others? Will the L.A. Clippers win again without CP3? The answers and more in tonight's NBA playoffs thread (CHI/CLE 7:00 eastern on TNT, LAC/HOU 9:30)
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(143)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst finally explains her bread bag story four months later: 'The point was I didn't have boots.' Oh, ok
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(116)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Western sanctions against Putin are starting to bite, and Russia's economy is starting to nosedive. If only those pesky oligarchs would bring their collective fortune of $1trillion back home. Oh well, will just have to jail them instead
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salman Khan jailed for five years. New instructional videos on making pruno, toothbrush shanks forthcoming
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(29)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry about the outcome of the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight? Jump on the $5 million class-action lawsuit filed against Pacquiao and his promoter
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Tue May 05, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Director of policy and research at the Institute of Advanced Motorists goes full Ric Romero: You cannot drive and play the guitar at the same time
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(26)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1043)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple to give out 5 million iPads to seniors. To make them feel more comfortable with the technology, all iPads will constantly flash "12:00"
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Waitress serving Kansas governor Sam Brownback wrote him a message on his receipt. Was it: A) her phone number, B) instructions for making meth, or C) "Tip the schools"?
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First wave of bogus lawsuits against Apple Watch begin, claiming they cause traffic accidents. Man, I hope these plaintiffs take taxis to court, because Steve Jobs will be driving home in their cars
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(39)
 
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Russia to revive production of its massive supersonic, swept-wing Tu-160 Blackjack strategic heavy bomber - the world's largest combat aircraft - to defend Russia against the many Reagan-era military threats it still faces
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
IKEA's new seven-foot tall cabinet has 32 pages of instructions and 169 screws and is already known as 'the Divorce Maker'
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(70)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
SCOSF rules state House violated Constitution by adjourning early, leaving bills, other wo