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500 headlines found matching 'NST'
Sat May 30, 2015
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lil' Bunny Sue Roux, a two-legged 'bunny cat' becomes Instagram's latest feline sensation. Have a hopping good Caturday
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sex offender with 28 previous offenses scores number 29 after grinding against a subway passenger. And while his next offense will earn him free representation, his mother claims that he is just looking for a wife
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Fri May 29, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Maine Governor Paul LePage, who appears unaware that the word "govern" is in his title, vows to veto every Democrat-sponsored bill his legislature passes until they agree to his plan to amend the ME Constitution to make income taxes illegal
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(133)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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(129)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series returns to Dover International Speedway, and Miles the Monster isn't looking forward to the cleanup that will be needed after the kids wreck everything at the Lucas Oil 200, 5 PM Eastern on Fox Sports 1
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(199)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Anonymous teacher at New York kindergarten gives you 'Out of the mouths of babes' on Instagram of quotes from her young pupils
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(7)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: If Farkface von Clownstick Runs in 2016, I might not retire
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(87)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
How would you like to own a "Gremlins" puppet or body parts from other major Hollywood movies made by a master monster maker?
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(13)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Berkeley instituted a tax on soda in hopes of getting people to quit drinking it. Instead the city took in $116,000 in revenue the first month and people still keep drinking it
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Guy records video of school buses constantly blowing through stop sign and exiting school grounds right onto busy street. Local news picks up story and confronts school district. Sign mysteriously disappears and is later replaced with yield sign
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(71)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(67)
 
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Are you into natural, traditional, unprocessed foods? Then you're an elitist monster with no idea what traditional food was really like
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(60)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Something sinister is going on at Walmart and there's a big reason for them to be hiding what that is. Could these monstrous buildings with underground tunnels be transformed into something out of our worst dreams?"
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(142)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Are erasers in school 'an instrument of the devil'?
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
U.S. kicks preemptive goal against FIFA
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
This handy new calculator shows how much you could have made if you'd invested in the stock market instead of paying for your wedding
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(58)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
The latest "retro" hipster music-listening trend? Cassette tapes. Apparently because any medium that isn't bulky, unreliable, obsolete, prone to breakage, and sounds like utter shiat is too mainstream
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Absolutely fascinating and terrifying video of the construction of Switzerland's longest suspension bridge. Acrophobes, you've been warned
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(18)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find way to create super-sized fruit, I mean more super-sized than the tasteless genetically tuned monstrosities that you can already find in the supermarket
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(72)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Supreme Court sides against ObamaCare in their expected June ruling, it will be bad news...for the GOP
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(411)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Glastonbury Women's Institute is running a tea and cake stand at Glastonbury Festival for the first time this year: "We won't run out of tea and cake - we're the WI"
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(29)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
AT&T is going to try and make a Federal case against net neutrality by claiming it's a violation of the First Amendment
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(73)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"You may have seen or heard about TrackingPoint's $20,000 XS1 Smart Rifle in the past, but recently new videos demonstrating just how accurate the triggerbot is have surfaced, including one where it decimates an HTC M8 smartphone"
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(49)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Westboro Baptist Church gets Ireland flag wrong following gay marriage vote - declares it hates Ivory Coast instead
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(164)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Californians will have to start drinking reconstituted sewage thanks to the state's drought. Hell, just label it "Artisan," sell it for $8 a bottle in Los Angeles and Hollywood and you'll be able to buy real water in no time
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(191)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Do you live in the UK and are thinking of a personalized license plate? Save some time and check it against the 46 pages of combinations which are a no-no
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(34)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel says he only befriended Paul Simon because of Simon's height and that he never realized he was going to start a career with a "monster with the mother of all Napoleon complexes"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"In yet another research project bound to give Dr. Frankenstein and his monster a run for their money, scientists at the University of Texas at Austin successfully created fungus carrying human genetic material"
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(38)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gilda gets the brush-off, Gustav le Grand goes for the gusto, and the MMMM champion reigns undisputed for this week's episode "Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" on My Little Pony: FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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Fri May 22, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers will try to go up 2 games to none against the Atlanta Hawks in tonight's Eastern Conference finals match up. Starting at 8:30eastern on TNT
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(61)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Even in Texas, running sonograms at a flea market for entertainment purposes is against the health code
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(151)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
New $46K logo does not rate a TN with constituents
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(112)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that a 'base tan' does not protect against sunburns - However, an acid tan turns skins into leather that can protect from cuts and abrasions
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb demonstrates his outreach to women is just like his brother's
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(46)
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois Senate approves legislation that would make possession of marijuana similar to a traffic ticket, instead of jail time: "No court appearance required, a fine of up to $125, except in municipalities with stiffer penalties"
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Thu May 21, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
After years of economic instability and uncertainty, JP Morgan researchers still unclear as to why the 3 people who got raises last year aren't spending more
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A radio caller contacted a show to complain about the police but ended up confessing to a 30-year criminal history instead" (w/ audio)
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal Judge overseeing civil rights lawsuits against the Maricopa Sheriff's Dept is REALLY not amused to find out that Sheriff Joe Arapaio carried out a secret investigation, that included tracking his phone calls, in an effort to discredit him
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(Get Reading)
 
 
 
"One year ago today Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin visited Reading with his band The Pizza Underground. Pizza boxes as percussion instruments and people dressed as cats were the lasting memories from the night"
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(14)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"The challenge results in young people daring each other, through Instagram and Facebook, to take excessive amounts of paracetamol and this is a matter of great concern"
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Wed May 20, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
NXT Takeover Unstoppable rumors have it that Samoa Joe or John Cena could appear. 8 PM ET/pre-show 7:30 PM ET on WWE Network
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(646)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Rand Paul is filibustering against the Patriot Act and NSA spying right now and no this has nothing to do with him trying to raise money for his presidential campaign
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(123)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Amazon turns down city funds for a new warehouse, tells city to instead use the money to improve the roads to the new warehouse
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(28)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nickelback wanted for 'crimes against music' in Australia
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(20)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal issues Executive Order to protect Biblical definition of marriage and ban all sex while a woman is menstruating, authorizes stoning of adulterers
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(112)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homophobic married reverend who regularly ranted against homosexuals and all things rainbow has been caught cruising for bottoms on Grindr
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(175)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pinterest suspends account of user who put up pictures of children killed in accidental shootings since Sandy Hook, then quickly reinstated it after uproar. Which raises the question...Pinterest? Really? Flickr too good for you?
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(129)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This dude spent years improvising dumb lyrics to instrumental TV theme songs, and yes, they are WAY better than yours
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(27)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Submitter particularry bewildermented, furthermore, consternated that personalities supplying verbal structures to musical arrangements I don't like are dumb and requests to abbandon such activities
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Mon May 18, 2015
(The Morning Star)
 
 
 
So many people are sleeping in garbage cans that companies that empty dumpsters are installing CCTVs on their trucks so they don't crush any more of them to death
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(77)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cool: Sunday night Krist Novoselic teamed up with ex-Guns N' Roses' bassist Duff McKagan on an instrumental version of 'Sweet Child O' Mine'. Fail: Krist played an accordion
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats hit on a winning 2016 strategy: "Are there any moderates in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall"
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(199)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous lawyers' fees / Or to take arms against a sea of judgments / And by opposing flee them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Documents reveal Scotland Yard kept secret dossiers on Trekkies, "amid fears that British fans would go mad and kill themselves, turn against society or start a weird cult"
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Sun May 17, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns get his Payback against the Smarks? Will John Cena get Payback for Putin's 8 goals? Will Dolph Ziggler get Payback instead of being owed 3 times? CM Punk isn't walking through that door for WWE Payback 8pm, 7:30 preshow
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(1100)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Einstein's letter disavowing atheism can be yours for a relatively cheap $15 grand
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(76)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chili's spent nearly $1 million for an "egg wash" to put on their burger buns so they'll glisten in the event anyone posts a photo from Chili's to Instagram in a non-ironic way
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone requested all the FCC complaints made against 30 Rock, the funniest sitcom to air on network television since Seinfeld. And boy, are the complaints hilariously ridiculous
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nazi hamsters, Allah kitten controversy & The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon. Wikipedia's list of deleted articles with freaky titles
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(11)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of signing your child up for art camp, soccer, rugby, swimming lessons, literacy camp, YMCA day care, karate, and Vacation Bible School all summer long, why not let her relax at home says a mommy blogger who obviously doesn't have a job
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(93)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is back, Danica "won" the fan vote, and NASCAR is already manipulating finishes at Charlotte Motor Speedway for the 30th anniversary of The Winston... er, Sprint All-Star Race. Qualifying at 7 PM, race begins at 9 on Fox Sports 1
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(688)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate Ben Carson (R-eally loony) said he would not rule out military force against Russia and that the President is obligated to enforce the laws made by congress but not "judicial laws" that emanate from courts
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(149)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Giant Ferris wheel known as the Orlando Eye immediately shuts down due to "irregularity." Which is a fancy way of saying "is so unstable it could roll off its bearings and into traffic"
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Demand for gold bars and coins spikes 20 percent in Germany as citizens stockpile gold, fearing hyperinflation and political instability. This is not a repeat from 1923
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(49)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The Windows Blog)
 
 
 
Candy Crush to come pre-installed on all copies of Windows 10, so hey, at least there's something good about it
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(55)
 
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Instead of Obamacare, 2016 Presidental hopeful Jeb Bush wants you to use the Apple Watch apps
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(139)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
New hyper-intelligent cloud-based platform trained to instantly identify any image. For example, it knows Teddy Roosevelt is a "person"
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(19)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Constantine's cancellation proves social media cannot save crappy shows
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(110)
 
(Some cellist)
 
 
 
In an analysis that will make more than one Farker regret the last decade learning the mouth harp, cabasa, or swarmandal, Berklee College of Music identifies the 58 instruments used in Rolling Stone's top 100 songs of all time
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(28)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
'I do' choose to run against you: Married couple vying for same council seat in race that's sure to make for awkward dinner conversation
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(24)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Courtney Love owes her psychiatrist $48,000. It's now the biggest claim against her since the 200,000 people who bought "America's Sweetheart"
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(22)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Come back to England & play county cricket", They said. "Score runs & demonstrate your talent", They said. "Then you'll get back in the national team", They said. Yeah, about that. Stupid tag is for the ECB
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this unstoppable force
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NBA is headed for another labor war soon, most likely over what constitutes "Basketball-Related Income". Difficulty: neither Emperor Stern nor Billy "Why would the owners lie to me?" Hunter are involved this time
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(10)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Add Bobby Bowden to the list of people that was not a big fan of Jameis Winston
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren leads near unanimous Democratic Senate revolt against Obama, GOP and their corporate overlords
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(224)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Bartender and dog shot by patron because "Clamato juice was against his religion"
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two games that Farkers might care about tip off again. First, what is left of the Cavs return home to break the tie against the Bulls (7pm EDT). Then the Clippers look to lob the Rockets out of the playoffs (9:30pm EDT, TNT both games)
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(251)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says he would not undo Obama's executive actions on immigration immediately, but instead wait until Congress got its act together and passed immigration reform. In other words, Jeb Bush would make Obama's actions permanent
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(42)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mayor vows to "go all Tiananman Square" against plans to extend a highway into his village. Get the tanks
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(36)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Maybe next time reporters can actually report on Ebola instead of scaring the world with sensationalism about how EVERYBODY is GONNA DIE
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(29)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
School of the Art Institute of Chicago is now giving out the coveted Doctorate of Douchebag Studies
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(26)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Liking pictures of pretty women on Instagram is all fun and games until the woman you are actually dating finds out. (Not safe for work Language)
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(4)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dogs will become too expensive in the future and we'll have to buy robo-pets instead. Blade Runner predicted this
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(116)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alex Ovechkin goes full Mark Messier, guarantees that his team will win Game 7 against the New York Rangers
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(62)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"The Harper government is signalling its intention to use hate-crime laws against Canadian advocacy groups that encourage people not to buy goods made in Israel"
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(112)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo construction workers unearth Edo-era human skull fragments, 300 other animal bones at building site that used to be graveyard. Face still lost
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(16)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Cavs drop to 1-3 against the Bulls? Today's game at 3:30 eastern on ABC. #2 Rockets are likewise down 1-2 against #3 Clippers - will they even the score? Tune in tonight on TNT at 8:30
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(180)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Polish presidential candidate vows to legalize child pornography, scrap welfare, prevent women from voting ever again and install screen doors on Polish navy's fleet of submarines, probably
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(30)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host has gone camping so there won't be a Livingston Stapler Company Presents show tonight. Instead here is an archived show from May 11, 2013
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(34)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Man returns to jeweler to complain that jewelry he bought was fake. Except, instead of jeweler insert "victim" and instead of bought insert "robbed"
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(15)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former convict and ex-gang member who was fired from his state prison job gets reinstated, will receive $99,000 in backpay because he belonged to a union that decided to fight for the dirtiest criminal on their payroll
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(41)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
City spends $160k on subway art installation to remind riders how miserable transit can be. "It's a bleak world down there"
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(30)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series might race tonight at Kansas Speedway, but the ruby slippers are missing and it's raining and Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, and Toto are expecting a twister instead of the Toyota Tundra 250 at 8 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(171)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just one elimination tonight as the Rangers have their backs against the wall that is Holtby, then the Flames & their fans try to burn the Ducks a second time.. Props for two-in-a-row Schedule Guy.. pucks drop at 7:00 & 9:30ET
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(1017)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against pediatric dentist says his practice is "a front for a "sadistic and systematic scheme of physical and psychological torture and abuse" of children." Legal experts say he could be plant food by the end of trial
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worker productivity drops 1.9% in the 1Q.. Apparently employees are so burned out they can now only do the output of two people instead of three
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(34)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda leader who claimed responsibility for the attacks against the French newspaper Charlie Hebdo also gets to claim their prize
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(34)
 
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Cross removed from public school property with little fanfare, but comes with a bonus quote from school board chair and former Army Ranger, "I'm a defender of the Constitution and I believe in the separation of church and state"
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(90)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Climate change is a UN hoax meant to install a new world order." Guess what political party said that? Go on, guess
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(76)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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(195)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Liberal, activist judge dismisses case against all homosexuals
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(129)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
For those of you scoring at home, here's how Russia's conventional firepower stacks up against the west
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(78)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston's contract with the Buccaneers has a no-baseball clause. It's the paragraph following the "no seafood shopping while inside a grocery-store" clause
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old rules: Super PACs are unspeakably evil and should be banninated, and never you mind that Constitution thing. New rules: Super PACs are a vital tool for Hillary to fight the noble fight on behalf of (some) women
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Wed May 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Bulls show this 1-0 series lead against the LeBrons isn't like the others? Will the L.A. Clippers win again without CP3? The answers and more in tonight's NBA playoffs thread (CHI/CLE 7:00 eastern on TNT, LAC/HOU 9:30)
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(143)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst finally explains her bread bag story four months later: 'The point was I didn't have boots.' Oh, ok
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(116)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Western sanctions against Putin are starting to bite, and Russia's economy is starting to nosedive. If only those pesky oligarchs would bring their collective fortune of $1trillion back home. Oh well, will just have to jail them instead
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salman Khan jailed for five years. New instructional videos on making pruno, toothbrush shanks forthcoming
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(29)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Angry about the outcome of the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight? Jump on the $5 million class-action lawsuit filed against Pacquiao and his promoter
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(43)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Director of policy and research at the Institute of Advanced Motorists goes full Ric Romero: You cannot drive and play the guitar at the same time
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(26)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1043)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple to give out 5 million iPads to seniors. To make them feel more comfortable with the technology, all iPads will constantly flash "12:00"
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Waitress serving Kansas governor Sam Brownback wrote him a message on his receipt. Was it: A) her phone number, B) instructions for making meth, or C) "Tip the schools"?
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(121)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First wave of bogus lawsuits against Apple Watch begin, claiming they cause traffic accidents. Man, I hope these plaintiffs take taxis to court, because Steve Jobs will be driving home in their cars
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(39)
 
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Russia to revive production of its massive supersonic, swept-wing Tu-160 Blackjack strategic heavy bomber - the world's largest combat aircraft - to defend Russia against the many Reagan-era military threats it still faces
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
IKEA's new seven-foot tall cabinet has 32 pages of instructions and 169 screws and is already known as 'the Divorce Maker'
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(70)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
SCOSF rules state House violated Constitution by adjourning early, leaving bills, other work uncompleted. But it's too late to drag their deadbeat, sorry behinds back to finish
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(22)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anarchists in Seattle don't want some guy with a rifle marching with them in their demonstration. Apparently it breaks some anarchist rule
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(145)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Metro US)
 
 
 
Dammit mainstream media, leave Sprinkles the FAT cat ALONE
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayoral race decided with dice roll. +5 save vs. mandate from voting constituency
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(11)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim hipster beard OVER, are now into ironic '70s pornstaches. Again
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(88)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't be too proud of this technological communications infrastructure you've constructed. The ability to use a cell phone is insignificant next to the power of ham radio
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(153)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Dentist installs beer-opening dental implant. Open wide and flip up
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A group of developers are creating a new augmented-reality cell phone game that turns your home into a fight for survival against demons and zombies. The game uses your smartphone's camera, GPS and accelerometer to build up a map of your home"
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(31)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston celebrated being the number one pick in the draft by hugging his mother and promising to work hard to put his past behind him. Just kidding, he ate crab legs
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(136)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of spending all that money on an expensive necklace, this Mother's Day why don't you give her what she really wants: Some personal space
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(20)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to blowout the Bucks? Can the Clippers push for a game 7 against the Spurs or will they get knocked out in the first round yet again (9:30 PM EDT on TNT)? This is your game 5 NBA playoff thread
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(55)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Jameis Winston go #1 overall to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Will the Cleveland Browns successfully trade up to the #2 selection? Will the Pittsburgh Steelers find the next Troy Polamalu? It's your 2015 NFL Draft Day One thread
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(1284)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State University band instructor for THE Ohio State University band charged with THE kidnapping, THE sexual assault, and THE rape
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(74)
 
(TED)
 
 
 
Science geek demonstrates how to take over the body of another human being. Involves an attractive actual human female, but not in the way you're thinking, perv
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(23)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wins major victory against energy companies who overcharged in 2000-01. Enron executives head for the shredd... Oh, wait
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian army realizes that they're not very good at the whole war thing, decide to move over into marijuana production instead
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Guy builds functional replica of 1933 Buckminster Fuller designed Dymaxion car and quickly realizes why they never caught on
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(23)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
More signs the ratopcalpse is upon us: Monstrous three-foot-long rat named "Rodney" caught in Irish river, said to be as big as a dog
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(66)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you weren't paying attention, there is a giant piece of Russian space equipment tumbling out of control toward the earth at this very instant
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(111)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey guy's I got these tickets into space and ...*watches trailer for INFINI* ... y'know, forget space. How about a park instead? A nice, safe, not filled with terror and death park
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Greetings from the Qatar World Cup soccer stadium construction sites. Uh, we had a slight malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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(24)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Enjoy your Starbucks Ethical Water, you subhuman monster
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(47)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, With Ollie as heir to Ra's Al Ghul, the League of Assassins moves against Nyssa in Starling City. (CW 8ET)
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(105)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Some midweek EPL games on tap with Liverpool hoping to steal some points on the road, and boring, boring Chelsea hoping to lock up three more points against tough basement-dwelling Leicester. Also, Bayern/BVB in the Bundesliga
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(83)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Instead of ignoring a 60-year-old homeless woman who was sleeping in the dirt on his street, builder pays it forward and builds her a shelter
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(92)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar: Christians who aren't allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination
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(328)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the biggest NFL Draft busts in history, will Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota join this infamous list?
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(83)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
N. Dakota lawmaker says the wiener pic he sent to a twink on Grindr doesn't count because it was only brought to the media's attention in retaliation for his votes against gay rights
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(119)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jose Mourinho, manager of the Chelsea football club, defends his team's "boring" style of play, which means that a lot of his team's games are 0-0 ties instead of 1-0 offensive explosions
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(12)
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Buckminster Fuller changed the world by inventing the geodesic dome, and the radical Dymaxion car. Well, sort of changed the world on the first, and on the second, not so much: "You've pushed shopping carts with broken casters that handle better"
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(29)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: the hipster has become mainstream in the UK. "Rather than hipster haters, the proliferation of craft beer, pop-up restaurants and ethically sourced coffee suggests that we are now instead a nation of counter-culture conformists"
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(59)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Harking back to the Soviet era good old days, Russian lawmakers call for punishing people for being unemployed, call for amending the Constitution to make labor the duty of each citizen
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(44)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Local seafood restaurant promises Jameis Winston free unlimited crab legs if he's drafted by the Tampa Bay Bucs. Some people have a problem with this
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(26)
 
(Motor Authority)
 
 
 
Instant karma, it's a biatch
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(101)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year: Sen. Rand Paul stages a dramatic 13-hour filibuster denouncing the use of drones as illegal and unconstitutional. This year: Presidential Candidate Rand Paul, "There is a valuable use for drones." He can has defense contractor money now?
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(46)
 
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
The GM for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers said Jameis Winston is the most investigated player of all-time...just not by the Tallahassee Police Department
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(63)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apple Watch demonstrator accidentally buys an Xbox One
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Night The News Died: CNN does not break away from WHCA for something as paltry as riots in Baltimore, tells people to get their news on Twitter instead
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(99)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
After Tony Perkins speaks on "Face the Nation" against gay marriage, retiring host Bob Schieffer helpfully reminds viewers that his organization is identified by the Southern Poverty Law Center as an "anti-gay hate group"
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(123)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lemmy hospitalized in Brazil due to gastric distress and dehydration. Motorhead forced to cancel Monsters of Rock appearance hours before show. On the bright side, Judas Priest will add 30 minutes to their set
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Love injures his shoulder, is out for the remainder of Game 4 against the Boston Celtics. Spurs-Clips, Raptors-Wizards, and Rockets-Mavericks as the nightcap, it's your NBA playoffs thread
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(280)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
Britain's Official Monster Raving Loony Party pledges to put air conditioning on the outside of buildings to deal with global warming and fit airbags to the stock exchange ready for the next crash if they win the next election
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(35)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces bill to make it illegal for Steve King to introduce legislation. While totally unconstitutional, it is still a good idea
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(56)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Passenger sues airline after being given a Sprite instead of a 7UP, branding airline's employees as 'malicious, oppressive and reprehensible.'
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(129)
 
(The Dream Shake)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks have TWO players score 34 points each against the Houston Rockets. Irony: They still lost
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(7)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the dysfunctional Mavs rally around league MVP Ray Felton? Can the Raptors work some magic and beat the Wizards (8 PM EDT)? Can the Spurs take control of the series against the Clippers (9:30 PM EDT)? Find out in today's NBA playoff thread
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(84)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Baby successfully demonstrates how to ROTFLOL
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(20)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The ongoing battle against piracy just got seriously high-tech. With seriously cool "I WANT" photo of latest anti-pirate vessel
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(49)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
True, erupting volcanoes disrupt scores of people, snarl air traffic, and grind tourism to a halt. But damn do they make for good Instagram pictures
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(37)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan is making a Jack and the Beanstalk film for Disney, biatch
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(20)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Farmer ordered to take down 'offensive' sculpture of hay bales having sex will instead set up lighting so it can be viewed at all hours
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
App that demonstrates just how out of touch celebrities are with the rest of the world fails. Wow, who could have predicted that?
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(24)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Texas Instruments posts weak 1Q earnings, but 535507 are a thing of the past
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary: Man diagnosed with cancer of the tongue. Good: Surgeon removes cancerous tissue and constructs new tongue made out of skin from his arm. Bad: He has to shave it
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(52)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NASCAR champion Kevin Harvick visits the White House. No word on whether Joe Biden insisted on racing his Trans Am against the #4 in the Rose Garden
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(7)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston opens up about his crab legs incident, says he didn't steal the food -- it was part of a routine with a Publix employee
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge rules that racists have a constitutional right to place racist advertisements on other people's property
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(151)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
National Zoo Instagrams travels of frozen Giant Panda semen. That takes spunk
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(14)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado to allow victims of school shootings to sue cash laden school instead of potentially poor gunman
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(82)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Calling Dr. Oz a bullshiat artist violates his constitutional rights
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(78)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Some might call a callous disregard for Constitutional rights. The D.C. Police calls the possession of an AR-15 in the city a crime, and will investigate anyone who carries one, up to and including Congressmen
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(126)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
OK. Raise your hand. Who here hasn't had to call firefighters to get their duck unstuck from a fence? Duck. D-U-C-K
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(37)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Graduated tax rate for California water ruled unconstitutional. That's the joke
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(133)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Downside: Accidentally destroying your immaculate new lawn. Upside: Accidentally creating large scale work of art, instead
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(48)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Looks like Notorious RBG was onto something when she declared that SCOTUS's ruling on the Voting Rights Act last June was like "throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet"
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(88)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge throws out charges against off duty cop that fired into an unarmed crowd, killing a woman, because the prosecutor accidentally charged the cop with the wrong crime. Oopsie
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(176)
 
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Best Korea seeks to enhance English education in schools, led by instructive example of epic ballad composer and Shakespearean soliloquist Kim Jong-Un
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(28)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Army morale at six-year low as soldiers are dissatisfied with their jobs and distrust leadership. Which at least means they'll have no trouble eventually adjusting back into mainstream society
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(88)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Jack White calling Tidal subscribers to thank them for their $20 a month dowry to the streaming service. Reportedly all eight subscribers are sick of the constant phone calls
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(23)
 
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Seventy years ago, a kid named Albert "Red" Schoendienst filled in for some guy named Stan Musial, who was serving in the U.S. Navy at the time. Red's been in MLB ever since
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(4)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The VA is unconstitutionally adding veterans onto a list of people banned from purchasing firearms based upon nothing other than the fact that they are no longer mentally competent to handle their own affairs
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(176)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire WITH Obama to allow him to enact foreign agreements without Congressional modification, against Democrat objections
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(29)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Coast Guard cutter docks in San Diego with 14 tons of cocaine seized off Central and South America. Authorities plan to unload all 10 tons, ship the 6 tons to evidence, and use all 3 tons to construct anti-cartel cases
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(53)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what? As amusing as it is to watch, I wanna see another party have a crisis of conscious. Let's see what the Democrats are up to. Huh, apparently there's an open rebellion against free-trade
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(79)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
If you go back and look at the history, you can clearly see that Republicans were the ones who supported gay marriage, and Democrats were always the party against equal rights
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(110)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Police reform is the Loch Ness Monster
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(17)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Timothy McVeigh's anti-government rhetoric was considered radical and paranoid. Today it's a mainstream belief of the Republican Party
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(204)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Black female coach accused of discrimination against black lesbian basketball players. Surely, this will leave a black mark on the record of all black people involved. Black
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(32)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
World's oldest pilot is 95, farmers markets installing air defenses
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pew research finds 25% of all teens are online almost constantly. The other 75% unavailable for survey since researchers couldn't get them to put down their iPhones, iPads, laptops
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(8)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(71)
 
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
Einstein's universe turns 100
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One percentage point at a time, Conservatives propose to give tax breaks to the wealthiest two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans instead of the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans
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(50)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate: Sure I left my 4 year-old home alone at night, but it's not like I didn't give her instructions about what to eat and when to go to bed
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(38)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie outlines his first major policy proposal, should he get the big chair: Instead of retirement, he's just gonna gobble up your grandmother. It's cheaper that way
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(46)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Somebody has now created a bicycle with a safety cage that bounces off trucks and buses instead of getting dragged under them. Or you could just ride on the sidewalks
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(170)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Nookie Monster arrested in Times Square after grabbing teen's breasts
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(58)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hack the lottery by modifying security cameras, sneaking into glass computer room, installing a rootkit in 59 seconds, and setting up offshore company to collect winnings, you may want to wear a fake mustache when buying the actual ticket
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of "Fark you, pleb, that's why," Verizon says consumers are adamant they don't want unlimited data, and if anything, wish data usage rates cost more money and Verizon was the only option for getting said data
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(64)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires - SpaceX attempts ISS resupply and first-stage landing again today. Launch at 4:10 EDT, coverage starts at 3:00. Just Read the Instructions
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(343)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas representative doesn't think it's her job to represent her constituents
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(114)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A scramble in the top four and a relegation battle give added weight to this weekend's EPL fixtures, featuring a massive Manchester derby, Chelsea and Arsenal against tricky minnows, and Liverpool seeking form. Hearts will be broken
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(327)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The greatest novel ever written turns 90. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"
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(111)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Survey says nearly 9 in 10 US adults now have health insurance, cementing Obama's place as history's greatest monster
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(177)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(106)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
According to his know-it-all attorney, Jameis Winston is not ready for the NFL....off the field that is
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(12)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Spanish protesters stage first ever "hologram march" in protest against new law that limits right to rally. Police respond by creating hologram riot squad, start the hologram protester beatdowns
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justice Department warns workers it's against policy to hire hookers, which should have been obvious since it's also illegal
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(21)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast cries "unfair' when Comcast customer satisfaction report surveyed Comcast customers instead of Comcast
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(67)
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
These are the electrical equivalent of anti-vaxxers: "I've had more headaches and a nosebleed since they've installed the smart meters"
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(112)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Amazon files first-ever lawsuit against fake product reviews. Finally, a five star business move
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(47)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIS loses control over large oil fields in Iraq, starts mounting machine guns on hybrids instead of gas guzzling pickup trucks
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(56)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
115-year-old Detroit woman, newest world's oldest person, credits her longevity to diet, spirituality, natural instinct to duck gunfire
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Koreans believe Spam is a "luxury treat" instead of canned pink slime that tastes like an unholy mix of fecal matter, pig anus, and dandruff
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(240)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Get your trench coat, sunglasses and cyber upgrades re-installed -- another Deus Ex prequel is coming, unless the Illuminati put a halt to it
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(62)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You guys need to just squiggling on through, there's nothing to see here concerning this whale-sized tubular sea monster
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(42)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. cities take a hint from Russia, begin installing fake windows to make abandoned houses look better
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(32)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court will decide whether cities have constitutional right to revenue-based traffic enforcement
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(59)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man grabs ex-girlfriend, hits her and stamps on her head. Fark: In the middle of the county courtroom after the judge ruled against him
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intercession of rescue agencies deprives Darwin of a resounding victory against two idiots who built a boat out of home improvement materials for a total cost of some nine British pounds and decided to go fishing in it
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(42)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules vague law unconstitutional
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(43)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
ALEC: Hey, just because we write a lot of the laws against climate change, doesn't mean we're against climate change. And we're gonna sue your asses to prove it
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man described as Britain's least competent criminal back in jail for 350th conviction as he continues doing life on the installment plan (pics)
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And the scariest movie monster OF ALL TIME is... well it's not Jaws, that's for sure
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(115)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archeologists give Altamura man an approximate time of death. Italian prosecutors file charges against Amanda Knox just in case
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(15)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Indonesian officials to 300 fishermen on a remote island: Okay anyone here who is being held here against their will as a slave and wants to go home, raise your hand...*hands* Sooo, that would be ALL of you then?
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's back to domestic football this weekend. Will $terling show his class in the first game against Arsenal? Can the Shernaissance at Villa get some points against Man Utd? Will the Chelsea vs Stoke game be a cure for insomnia?
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(256)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Japan says there is no alien threat, but is ready to defend against one. If there were one. Because there isn't one
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(42)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Australia has a difficult relationship with rabbits, so they celebrate Easter with the Easter Bilby instead. Aw, how cute. **click** GAAH
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(37)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NHL fines Devils captain Scott Gomez $1,478.49 for elbowing in the strangest monetary fine against a hockey player this season. Do NOT forget the 49 cents, Gomez
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(30)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Theatergoer claims Cobb Cinemas discriminated against him and his big Cookie Monster bag just because he's a grown adult male (w/ pic and video)
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(270)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chef painstakingly arranges plates of corn dogs, Pop Tarts, Cheetos and cheap snacks to make them look like Michelin-star meals
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(46)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Instant Carma
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(15)
 
(VH1)
 
 
 
Rapper invites fan onstage. Fan promptly tosses the rapper off the stage after feeling "disrespected"
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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(23)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Phoenix area gas stations can now remove vapor-reducing nozzles first installed in the early-'90s because using them with modern automotive fuel systems has led to the release of more fumes
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(11)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Senator Feinstein: It's time to start censoring the internet
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(316)
 
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
According to Romero Institute of Education, students "backslide" in their education when not in school for prolonged periods of time, such as the summer
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Dakota lawmakers vote 2-1 against providing any legal protections to their state's LGBT population, so the Fargo, ND newspaper decided to name and shame all of them
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(100)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix orders new sketch comedy show from Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. Thankfully, this will be available on the internet instead of television, because television is no friend of mine
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(29)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
British voters asked why bother to vote for candidates when you can shoot them in the face with a paintball gun instead
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(7)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Move over James Bond. Melissa McCarthy is here to become our next super spy hero and prove that body image ain't nothing but a social construct that has no bearing on actual super spy ability
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(96)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What was it like being Andre the Giant? Sure, you get the good of drinking a hundred beers in one sitting and taking a dump in a bathtub, but you don't fit anywhere, live in constant pain, and die young
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(47)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher's science experiment demonstration of smashing a cinder block with a tool gets him the axe
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Grocery chains increasingly irrelevant to finicky millennials. Grocers hope to win their business by adding delivery services, hiring trained chefs and sommeliers, installing full-service restaurants, and "connection and community" events
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(73)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann (R-emember her?) says that President Obama is like the suicidal Germanwings pilot - only instead of killing 150 people, he will kill 300,000,000 people
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(175)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"I've already used Paul LePage-type characters twice in my books. Greg Stilton, the nutty right-wing Congressman in 'The Dead Zone' is one. The other is the monster clown in 'It.' Like the clown, Governor LePage is Pennywise... and pound foolish"
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(60)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston still on track to be the next JaMarcus Russell. "There's definitely some boobage going on"
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists have developed a new strain of onions that neither smell nor cause you to tear up when you cut them. Okay, so it ain't a cure for cancer, but at least they aren't creating radioactive monsters. This is Japan, after all
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(9)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You're a rotten parent if you lie to your children by telling them there is an Easter Bunny, but instead of putting sweets in their Easter baskets you fill them with non-candy alternatives
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(131)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
World's worst rush hour is Istanbul, not Constantinople. So while you are speeding through Constantinople, I'll be idling in Istanbul
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity releases science-themed expansion to benefit women in STEM. Shut up and take my ____
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pence: We have to allow Christian businesses to discriminate against gays because of Obamacare. Ok, now he's starting to make sense
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(317)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Brewery installs wind turbine, becomes perpetual motion machine thanks to its main product
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(27)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
International Friendlies resume. VonTrapps taking on the Live Free or Don't Neutrals followed by the Flying DeJong's and Spain, Super Marios versus Will Harry Kane play. And Russia against a team whose fans hopefully don't shoot flares at them
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(80)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Splendid due diligence by Comedy Central, as the latest installment of "You're Not Helping" features their new Daily Show host and his anti-semitic and sexist tweets
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(257)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Want to see a perfectly executed PIT maneuver to stop a suspected DUI driver in an SUV? California Highway Patrol gives a textbook demonstration on the 101
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(170)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
90-second time lapse video of the five hours it takes to install the court at Lucas Oil Stadium for this weekend's Final Four games
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England's new council bans propose bizarre laws against buskers, pigeon feeding, and the sale of lucky charms, contending such bans are magically judicious
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are 12 iconic photos painstakingly recreated using miniature models
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(25)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Avengers once fought with (and later against) the Church of Scientology. Of course it was when Marvel was nearly bankrupt and the CoS was named The Triunes, which is Aquaman's band that covers Bohemian Rhapsody for competitive musical chairs
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(55)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Nylon)
 
 
 
Scott Eastwood says he had to park cars and work construction because his dad Clint "wasn't a guy who gave handouts"
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hipsters flock to Facebook, Instagram to mourn replacement of worn but iconic PDX airport carpet, celebrate its starring role as grand marshal in Starlight Parade this May
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(64)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Matchday 5 of the Euro 2016 qualifiers wraps up Sunday and Monday as Georgia hosts Germany, Portugal face Serbia, Ireland look to stay in the chase against Poland, and six other teams fight for a place in the tournament. Fun starts at 12 ET
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(92)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(26)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The economy is booming across the United States, despite Obama's illegal attempts to destroy it. Thankfully, conservatives are here now to save us from this monster
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(147)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Family of Aurora theater shooting victim loses lawsuit against online sellers of ammo used, because on the Internet no one knows you're a homicidal maniac
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(449)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mother of God, why the hell hasn't the mainstream media told anyone about the worldwide pastrami crisis?
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(129)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Qualifiers Day 2: Bulgaria hosts Italy, Andorra takes on Bosnia, Belgium look to bash Cyprus, and Netherlands face off against Turkey. All matches at 3:45 ET, with Central/South American friendlies following at 4:20 and 9:30
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Governor of Iowa would like everyone to know that he doesn't have a smartphone or an email. Just this Blackberry. Okay, just this Blackberry, this Instagram account that shows him using Skype, this iPad he used in his campaign ads, and a Meerkat
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prisoner obtains mobile phone in jail, uses it to set up fake web domain to issue fake bail instructions and then escape. I mean, how often do you look at a man's bail instructions?
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(112)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine's governor refuses to apologize to Stephen King for falsely claiming King had moved to Florida (he hasn't) to avoid Maine's high taxes and instead challenges King to "Make me the villain of your next book". Governor, that was....*unwise*
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(138)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The game in Spain is played against Ukraine. Also on tap: England-Lithuania, a Liechtenstein-Austria border battle, and 6 other matches. Today's Euro 2016 qualifier thread
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(159)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Team Hillary to NY Times and the rest of the media: we'll be monstering you if you describe Her using any adjectives we feel are insufficiently messianic
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(99)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finally gets around to testing out Einstein's twin theory regarding general relativity
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(28)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Universal installing metal detectors on roller coaster, hopefully preventing loose objects from falling out of pockets and terrorists from hijacking it and taking it to Cuba
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While the US supports Saudi Arabia attacking Iranian-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen, the US is now supporting Iranian attacks against Saudi-backed ISIS rebels in Tikrit. I don't see this backfiring whatsoever
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(86)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis, who has already had shower and laundry facilities installed for the homeless, had them to dinner, and given them umbrellas, is now closing the Sistine Chapel early to give them a private tour. Man, those homeless are so LUCKY
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(81)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
While Pete Rose waits for MLB to consider his application for reinstatement, MLB is busy investigating Marlins pitcher Jarred Cosart for alleged ties to gambling
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alpha Delta fraternity facing 'disciplinary sanctions' that range from double secret probation to permanent revocation for violating Dartmouth's zero point zero policy against branding pledges like a steer
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(72)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerburg is the new William Randolph Hearst. I can't wait to get lied into a war against Twitter and Buzzfeed. REMEMBER THE LAYOUT
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cat on leash tied to hood of moving car. What kind of monster puts a cat on a leash?
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(71)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Boy with leukemia's Make-A-Wish? Trip to Disneyworld? New pony? Nope. To lobby Congress against copper mining near national forest near his home
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(29)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While every day is always a bad day to be a Cubs fan, it's especially a bad day to be a Cubs fan holding season tickets for the bleacher seats, because your tickets are worthless since construction is behind
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(49)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman held for 8 days in mental institution after claiming that Obama follows her on Twitter. Which is understandable, except that he does
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(105)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to power your home with a hacked car battery: "One wrong move means instant death"
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(65)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Japan to build a massive sea wall to combat threat from the ocean, apparently forgetting how well that strategy worked against the kaiju in "Pacific Rim"
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(90)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk, off-duty cop going the wrong way on a one-way street kills two. This being NJ, expect charges against the trucker he hit
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(83)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman searching under her bed for her cats finds a burglar instead
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you currently not watching March Madness while holding a bag of frozen vegetables against your crotch, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(29)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What if you threw a war and nobody came? Wait, that's just silly. What if you threw a job fair instead?
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Timberwolves are so desperate for bodies that they signed a guy Thursday only because he could get to their game against the Knicks in time
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Darwin wins by going in One Direction with fan who just had to listen to the music instead of the train
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(53)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Investors count on financial institutions to tell them the truth about how their investments are being managed..." the NY Attorney General started to say before bursting out laughing
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(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton. Aisha Tyler. Ali Spagnola. Laina Morris. Cards Against Humanity. Dick Butt. Not safe for work language
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(21)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
WILL the Hamburglar make the Bruins look like clowns? CAN the Habs weather the Hurricanes? HOW will Philly fare against the Flames? Your NHL Thursday night sports thread starts... right now
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(171)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
When a meteorite hits snow it forms a "snow carrot" instead of a crater. What's up, doc?
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(7)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
So, apparently, Governor Scott has not only hired the Umbrella Corporation to do standardized testing, but now he's hired Carol from The Walking Dead to write the instructions for them
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(87)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Chemical weapons banned since 1997 are finally being destroyed in the unstable third world dictatorship of Colorado. Bonus: Kentucky plans to get rid of theirs sometime in 2023
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(94)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark parents, if you've ever threatened to tie up your kid and haul them to school against their will, please note that following through on this will get you arrested
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(27)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Einstein. Here's your 7 billion year old gift
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(21)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Oregon adopts a fair and transparent system to streamline voter registration while guarding against fraud. As you might expect, it passed with 0 Republican votes
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul comes up with his own ridiculous reason for signing the Iran letter, instead of plagiarizing John McCain's
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dolce and Gabbana come out against in vitro fertilization, decry the rise of "chemical children." And now, Elton John is calling for a boycott to the fashion company
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(128)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if Putin actually died? Believe it or not, there is actually a Russian constitution
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico pushes back against the flood of illegal American imports
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(18)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Voight angrily speaks out against President Obama's Middle East policy, says Obama "doesn't care about Israel." Voight then angrily bit a fan on the arm and sped off in his Chrysler LeBaron
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(93)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that a healthy lifestyle can guard against dementia. Especially for Americans who can't remember the last time they saw their toes
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(24)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Sorry, there is no "stench from decaying body downstairs" clause that allows you to break your lease
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(82)
 
(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
Batteries stolen from portable stoplights in construction zone. Police still have some leads, hope to charge someone
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(34)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"We were constantly worried that someone was gonna find mistakes in the logic. People really geek out on that," says director of new Adam Sandler movie about magic shoes
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
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Fri March 13, 2015
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cubans go cuckoo for Coco Farms illegal slaughterhouse. Until the alleged operator was arrested for "committing atrocious acts against animals"
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German doctor forced to pay over $100K over claims that measles is not a virus, says instead that it's a psychosomatic illness occurs that after intense trauma like being forced to pay $100K
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(51)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Friday afternoon Instashop Theme: Where is Vladimir Putin?
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(42)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
How good could the Star Wars XIII and Rogue One films possibly be? And could they ever live up to the originals? The answers are "not very" and "no" of course but it's Friday and no one wants to work so let's debate it here instead
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two people have been injured while bowling in a rebel-controlled area of east Ukraine after a player rolled a grenade instead of a ball
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(30)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
If you pick a fight with an elephant, the odds are against you. However, the odds escalate to infinity if you're also drunk
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Thu March 12, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
To kick off the last weekend of the preliminary round, it's Bangladesh against New Zealand. Then England vs Afghanistan in the second match. It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, Bangladesh vs New Zealand starts 9 PM EST
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"This is the first demonstration of the mechanism underlying suicidal maternal care in an arthropod" (warning - link contains spiders)
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In order to make it seem as if they're doing something to combat institutional racism, Oklahoma University is hiring a Vice President of Diversity
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(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Building a 57-storey skyscraper in only 19 days has construction experts floored (w/video)
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton adviser: "Find me one persuadable voter who agrees with Hillary Clinton on the issues but will vote against her because she has a non-archival-compliant email system and I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window and say it smells like roses"
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(256)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the time
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
County to launch "no refusal" DUI checkpoints. Constitution? What's that?
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(241)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Tehran Tom undermining President Obama's peace efforts in Iran is just like that time Joe Biden spoke out against President Reagan's stance on Apartheid. Because Reason
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(158)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pound hits a new seven-year high against euro as Brits wait for the Queen to die soon so they can start 'Spocking' her bills, too
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neat: Pavel Datsyuk banks his empty net goal off both posts. Difficulty: From about 190 feet away. Lack of Difficulty: Against the Edmonton Oilers
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(21)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to show everyone how caring you are you'll download a free app that allows charities to display ads on your smart phone screen instead of letting it go dark
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(40)
 
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Wait, but why doesn't somebody try long-form journalism instead of plagiarizing listicles of six weird tricks to get those cat .GIFs to go viral?
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(24)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's always a little embarrassing to be caught with your pants down looking into a tanning salon with your face pressed up against the window and you're panting
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(10)
 
(US Institute of Peace)
 
 
 
Senate GOP to Iran: Even if you reach a nuclear deal, we'll never honor it once Obama leaves. Iran: According to your own constitution, you can't do what you just described
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Mon March 09, 2015
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Tired of just fighting with each other, Chuck E Cheese customers decide to attack employees instead
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(84)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Bradford City hopes to keep its Cinderella story alive against Reading, Villa takes on West Brom, Blackburn travels to Liverpool on Sunday, and Monday sees Arsenal traveling to Old Trafford to face Manchester United. It's your FA Cup quarterfinals thread
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Sun March 08, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can England win against Bangladesh and keep itself alive? It's your way late night (for the US) Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30PM EST
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new concept in Solar power generation "community solar gardens" could allow people to benefit from solar power even if they don't have the space/funds to install rooftop panels themselves. As if solar power wasn't socialist ENOUGH already
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(68)
 
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
Researchers find that gout may shield people against Alzheimer's Disease. No word yet on dropsy, plague, consumption
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(18)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times happily admits it has no defense against FARK's winning NFL headline (2nd section)
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Fri March 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Delaware Attorney General will not be filing charges against Kurt Busch. NASCAR considering putting him on double secret suspension for beating the rap
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(33)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The one monster Doctor Who seems incapable of eradicating shares the secret of her success
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Authorities will not bring murder charges against a 15-year-old girl who shot her brother to death apparently after being physically and sexually abused by her family for years, apparently figuring she was owed at least one killin'
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(108)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC gets stomped, eaten and destroyed by 1921 rabid monster. It was terrible
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(16)
 
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
Slashdot-ready headline of the day: "uTorrent silently installing bundled Bitcoin mining software"
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(72)
 
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
DirecTV should know better than to let Creepy Rob Lowe do its install work
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After scandal upon scandal revealed epic VA hospital incompetence and corruption, whistleblowers are finally being retaliated against, same as always
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(27)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thank you for inviting me to speak to you about one of America's greatest institutions: free and independent press. No questions, please
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(26)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Planck' puts Einstein to the test, with the winner taking on the victor of Hawking-Tyson
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(21)
 
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