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78 headlines found matching 'NSH'
Tue May 05, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
SurveyMonkey CEO died of A: Self inflicted gunshot wound, B: Electrocuted in a freak swimming pool accident, or C: Falling while exercising?
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(60)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Florence Township, OH Fire Department ties world record for quickest response time
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(22)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
MGM sued by intern in massive class action lawsuit alleging the company required free labor. Someone doesn't know how internships work
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(25)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent
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(23)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC's 'The Muppets' revival to be 'more adult' and explore romantic relationship. Finally, that Gonzo, Fozzie, Beaker threesome we've all been waiting for
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(84)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
What kind of clownshoes will we see this week? How many more aerokit souvenirs will be available? It's the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach (4:00 PM ET, NBCSN)
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(213)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The most exciting amazing finish to a golf championship playoff you're going to see in a damn long time. Difficultly: LPGA
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(23)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
23-year-old sports fans in Washington D.C. have never witnessed the home team win a championship in any of the four major sports. Somewhere in Boston a 2-month-old baby nods his head in solidarity
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(53)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Good: Man in online relationship finds out upon meeting woman for first time that she likes to swing. Bad: A bat
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(76)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Paul, how do you reconcile your love of "no government" with your desire for "government regulating marriage"? Try to answer in less than three insults to my relationship with my mother, please
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(213)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will we have wet clownshoes for our first trip to the Bayou? Will there be more caution laps than green flag laps thanks to the new front wings? This is your Indy Car Grand Prix of Louisiana discussion thread at 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN
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(236)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Division I basketball championship game between the Badgers of Wisconsin and the Suckers of Duke. Tip-off is at... Holy Fark, 9:18 pm Eastern. Come on, these kids have class in the morning
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(837)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What do the Spurs need to do to win the Championship this year? Nothing differently than they've been doing all along
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(16)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Australia has a difficult relationship with rabbits, so they celebrate Easter with the Easter Bilby instead. Aw, how cute. **click** GAAH
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(37)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round six of the Formula E championship as they take to the track at Long Beach. The high pitched whine, the car changes, the clownshoes. Coverage starts at 6:30pm EDT on Fox Sports One unless they decide to bump it for curling
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penmanship is a dying art, much like spelling, grammar, and witty repartee
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(100)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently if you were born outside the U.S. and your adoptive parents didn't bother getting you citizenship, you can be deported when you're 40
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(175)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Gentlemen and ladies, start your clownshoes for the opening event of the Indycar season. This is the Grand Prix of St. Petersburg discussion thread at 3pm EDT on ABC
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(158)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Humpy Koneru moves into the Women's World Chess Championship quarter finals, because Fark never has enough news about chess, or Humpy Koneru
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(12)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germanwings crash co-pilot and his girlfriend were having a "serious crisis in their relationship." Apparently mass murder was an available remedy
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(227)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Much like Tom Cruise's relationships, Witcher 3 has 'several beard states'
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(72)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Logan Stieber becomes the fourth wrestler in NCAA history to win four national championships, leads Ohio State to its first team national championship. But he didn't do it with a broken freakin' neck
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(16)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Maier's glove, used during the 1996 American League Championship, brings in $22,000 at auction. Nice catch
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(4)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
CAN the Bruins continue their playoff drive? WILL the Senators ground the Flyers? HOW will the West be won? It's BOS vs. WSH, OTT vs. PHI, STL vs. DAL, and NSH vs. ANA tonight in the NHL. Talk up your club to the right
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(29)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye, a half court buzzer beater to win the state championship
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(13)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Getting an elaborate tattoo to commemorate your favorite team's championship? It's probably best to wait until they've officially won
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(26)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year caught sayof, walking on sunshine
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(37)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How booze helped build America. From drunken voters to soused sailors, U.S. history does not walk a straight line when it comes to the country's relationship with alcohol
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(38)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
61-year-old man writes to an 11-year-old girl, thus beginning an 18-year relationship that, despite the math, does not add up to "creepy"
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(44)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Giant robots brought in to direct traffic in Kinshasa: "People don't respect the traffic police," said one Congolese taxi driver. "We should respect the robot" (pic)
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WLS set to drop Rush Limbaugh after he proves there is an inverse relationship between assholery and advertising dollars
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(144)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You probably have an awful mayor if the mayor decides you can't ask questions at township council meetings
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(20)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 184, Ronda Rousey defends her championship against Cat Zingano, Holly Holm makes her UFC debut against Raquel Pennington. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(706)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
America's worst police force is NOT in NYC, St. Louis, or even LA, it's in loving warm, sunshining and 'clubbing' Puerto Rico. Welcome to the beatdown paradise
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(10)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Remember the 20/20 about the guy that turned his holiday display into a Fark You to his neighbors? The township is back in court trying to get him to clean it up
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(27)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
The Cones of Dunshire movie can't be far behind
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(24)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Matt Crafton begins his quest for a NCWTS championship three-peat, and the future of NASCAR runs the high banks of Daytona. Bring on the clowntires and Segways, It's the Nextera Energy Resources 250, 7:30pm ET, FoxSports1
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(418)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to increase viewership at the 2015 World Ski Championships? One word: Cheerleaders
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(21)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Editor for Antarctic newspaper claims wintering there isn't lonely, as you have wonderful companionship and get to meet all sorts of things that are weird and pissed off
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Sun February 15, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Museums have started to ban the selfie stick. Because, you know, you're supposed to appreciate the art and history enshrined in their buildings, not stick your big ugly face in front of it
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(154)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Love is on the ice. EDM@OTT, TOR@MTL, WPG@DET, CBJ@NYI, NJD@NSH, CAR@MIN, NYR@PHX, DAL@COL, VAN@CGY, and WSH@LAK. This is your Saturday hockey thread
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(64)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Man shot in Butte treated for a gunshot wound to his arm
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge: "Yeah you might have won $1.5 million while gambling in the casino but the cards were unshuffled and the money must be returned. Too bad"
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(223)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"A team of women dressed as fish and half-a-dozen Harry Potter lookalikes were among those whose efforts ended in glorious failure at Japan's national hole-digging championships"
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(32)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boob-twerking woman returns for Valentine's Day, specifically those among you whose only companionship is your hand (Not safe for work)
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(171)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Virginia pastor arrested for blaming his mysterious gunshot wounds on a made-up black mugger. The true story remains unknown, but the smart money is split between 1) jilted gay lover, 2) unpaid gay hooker, or 3) handling a firearm while drunk
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(72)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Due to severing a hamstring tendon at the world championships, Bode Miller may never race again. But, he's cool with that
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Harvard officially bans professor student relationships, bursar's office still able to screw everything that moves
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(47)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain finally sells out, signs infotainment agreement with The Balvenie Single Malt Whisky, a drink he heartily endorses for its craftsmanship and artisanality at getting you drunk
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(64)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Senators viciously fight on Tuesday, enjoy makeup cuddle on Wednesday. These sorts of relationships never end well
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(6)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Former Ravens defensive lineman Terrence Cody busted for animal cruelty with a gator, making it cry during 2009 SEC Championship Game
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(6)
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Governor Scott Walker tries his hand at bipartisanship by releasing a two year state budget proposal that has conservatives fuming and liberals howling
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(63)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida electric companies say solar power can't work in the Sunshine State
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(88)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Direct descendants of the Hatfields and McCoys are producing legal moonshine, the start of a new legacy for the families made famous for their 19th-century feud"
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(23)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To try and save his ass, while maintaining the good relationship with the US, Netanyahu is cold-calling Democrats on the Hill and begging for forgiveness. It's going about as well as no one would expect
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(127)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may have truly hit rock bottom the day police arrest you for stumbling around Walmart while wearing body armor and suffering from a two-day-old gunshot wound
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(38)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Watching people try North Carolina moonshine for the first time goes exactly how you'd expect
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(68)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to begin ignoring bad credit: "The simple truth is that our relationship with that customer is actually a better predictor of future behavior than their credit history"
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(50)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The relationship between the NYPD and the community would be improved if both sides just got together, started throwing things, hit each other a few times, and did a victory dance over their defeated foes
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(26)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Seattle Seahawks think winning the NFC championship is exactly like Martin Luther King's civil rights struggle
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(148)
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New England Patriots DT Vince Wilfork celebrates winning AFC Championship by helping pull woman out of overturned Jeep on his way home
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(35)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the lesser ponies overcome Bill Belichick's VCR, or will Tom Brady add another beard to his collection when the New England Patriots face the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC Championship? The fun starts at 6:40 PM ET on CBS
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(1803)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Aaron Rodgers lead the Packers to the Super Bowl or can Russell Wilson and the Seahawks be the first team since 04 to have consecutive Super Bowl appearances. It's YOUR NFC championship starting at 3pm ET on FOX
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(3109)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Rick Hendrick pays $700,000 for 2014 BMW, plans to pay roughly the same amount to NASCAR officials to make sure Jimmie Johnson wins the 2015 championship
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(18)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nice 80-year-old lady takes her Cadillac CTS for pleasant drive from Manatee County over Sunshine Skyway Bridge to St. Petersburg in southbound lanes. What could possibly go wrong?
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(65)
 
(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
So why is it that the four remaining teams in the NFL playoffs account for 40% of championship appearances over the last 10 years? The salary cap, of course. Now let me tell you about school vouchers
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study comparing burden of different diseases to their NIH cure funding percentage finds cancer has second best burden/funding relationship. In related news: Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Had a long relationship with a prostitute? They could be entitled to 1/4 of your assets when you die
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(44)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This Hillbillies Vs. Mobsters film starring Liam Neeson and Patrick Swayze is more redneck than the whole cast of Duck Dynasty smuggling moonshine in a jacked up truck while the kid from Deliverance plays the banjo. I love it
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(19)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
True, the Pac-12 might not be good at winning national championships, but they're damn good at being the champions of funky helmets
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(18)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ohio man arrested for plotting to continue celebration of national championship in Washington DC
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(66)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The College Football national championship game was the most watched cable program in history, and the market ratings prove once again that southerners like them some college football
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
SEC North wins the college football championship
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(240)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Marcus Mariota play like a Heisman trophy winner or will the Ducks lay an egg? Can Urban Meyer coach Ohio to victory or will they just Buck(eye) it up? It's YOUR NCAA National Championship Game tonight at 8:30 ET on ESPN
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(1765)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Normally a relationship between an 18-year-old male and a 23-year-old female isn't newsworthy. Unless he's still a high school student and she's his hot teacher
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(214)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Darren Carrington: You're going to the NCAA football championship, how do you feel? Toasted, nicely toasted
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(20)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Libertarian that renounced his U.S. citizenship to avoid paying income tax is outraged, OUTRAGED that he no longer has the same rights as U.S. citizens
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(126)
 

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