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79 headlines found matching 'NSFW'
Sat November 18, 2017
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Take a trip inside Chernobyl thirty years after the disaster, complete with photos of--Wait, people are living in the no-go zone? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
More proof that the NASA moon landings were fake and made in a studio. Why yes, Subby is wearing a tinfoil helmet with a visor that draws in stagehands (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump ponders a space-based missile defense system for the US, much like Reagan's Star Wars attempt. However, given it's Trump it'll be more like Galactica 1980 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un shows off his fancy new weapons, same old pants (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Known Brexit liar and apologist Nigel "The Liar" Farage does not like being called a liar, even going so far as to berating someone on-air for pointing out how much the liar lies (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"If you can't keep your animal under control, you will have to leave the plane." "That is my therapy pig." "I was talking to the pig" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Borat' fans busted for wearing mankinis in Kazakhstan. Is not nice (Is NSFW too)
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Mon November 13, 2017
(babe.net)
 
 
 
Those 'Horny Singles In Your Area' ads? Yeah, it's a dude named Eric and we talked to him about it (NSFW)
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to launch two satellites with charging lasers to revolutionise your internet speed ...from orbit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May's new Brexit platform has reached levels of Scooby Doo villainy, as "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling Macron" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More about those two "sailors" rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months. It seems some of their friends are starting to reveal what really happened (NSFW)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good news for anyone hoping for another remake of "On The Beach": North Korea apparently underestimated the amount of radiation that would escape from their recent tests (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Coming behind the success of the NES Classic and SNES Classic, the N64 Classic is right around the corner. Game list to the left, complaints about not having Goldeneye on it to the right (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... om ... OH MY GOD (NSFW stuff on page)
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At least they had the good sense to put it where they don't have to look at it themselves (NSFW)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Well, duh (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brought to you by the Cosby/Weinstein Production company (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Topless schoolgirls on dirt bikes injure student in end-of-year prank (NSFWish)
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man found dead at Tunbridge Wells sex festival died from MDMA overdose. In other news, THERES A SEX FESTIVAL AT TUNBRIDGE WELLS, KENT (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
One of those rare times when Betteridge's law of headlines does not apply (Some NSFW content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A glitch in the Matrix? The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Queen has limited intelligence and the rest of the Royal Family are like a virus (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from decades of painful nosebleeds? Maybe you have a tooth growing in your nasal cavity (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK demands to know why they have to listen to Cher this weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Catalonia's leader calls for opposition to Spain's latest ruling. This should end well (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Problem at sex doll brothel: The johns are getting too weird" (NSFW)
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Peg, is that you back there?" (NSFW)
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For today's lesson in the propaganda power of lowered expectations we consider the headline: "Britain's economy is BOOMING: Brexit joy at GDP boost" as Britain's economic growth exceeds forecasts. Now see if you can guess that growth rate (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Russia's "G spot" museum is a lot of fun - if you can find it (NSFW)
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently the President of Madagascar has not Shut. Down. Everything because now black death is knocking on the doors of nine new countries ready to swing its sickle (possible NSFW stuff on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nothing says New Jersey Halloween like a decorative display of a car crash complete with bloody victims strewn about. Still better than eating candy corn (NSFW content on page)
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(W Magazine)
 
 
 
25-year-old Cara Delevingne will be the face of Dior's new line of anti-aging products, without which Cara will become a hideous warty old crone by 26, 27 tops (Some NSFW content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mazda just unveiled a new more efficient Petrol engine that puts electric cars to shame. Suck it, Tesla (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Belgian sex education website recommended for 7-year-old kids demonstrates advanced sex techniques even subby hasn't heard of. Stupid Flanders (NSFW)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gym fanatic blames protein shakes and testosterone for making him feel 'confused and disorientated' after he walked naked into female changing rooms and touched woman's butt (NSFW images in sidebar)
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Labour and the Tory rebels plan to try and force a Brexit vote in the House of Commons (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Swearing birds. That is all. (nsfw language)
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Guy brought back to life by favorite sports team's chant played at his bedside. Either that or improved medically after his brain surgery (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
EU 27 allegedly give the go-ahead to Phase II Brexit talks, claims Tusk DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME JUST TELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May wins the support of Malta, a country that can't even get a tree and exalts Joe Don Baker (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Man, Garfield was WAY more hardcore than I remember (possible NSFW stuff on page)
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Thu October 19, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Playboy Selects Yet Another Woman with Fake Boobs as a Centerfold (NSFW)
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian women are ditching boob jobs and opting for bum enhancements to copy 'booty queen' look flaunted by the stars. Also known as the Iggy Effect. (NSFW)
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to new study, when you die you're aware of it because consciousness persists (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New research shows too much exercise can kill your sex drive. Subby's not taking any chances (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not news: Game of Thrones actor dies. News: In real life. RIP - Roy Dotrice (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jilted girlfriend of Wall Street banker gives his £100k Mercedes a bath after being scorned on business deal, dumped at dinner (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People are outraged Richard Branson said Brexit will be reversed when all the Leave voters die (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hurricane Ophelia set to give the UK a weather Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How to get rid of spiders inside your home and ensure they stay out during winter. No, "Burning down your home" isn't on the list (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 08, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The top ten most annoying novelty songs ever sung (UK version) revealed as the Teletubbies announce their first album in 20 years. (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Merkel and Macron, the M&Ms of sanity in the EU, conspire to prevent a quick Brexit and thwart Theresa May, the forgotten M that probably had mint in it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nose hair extensions are the next hot beauty trend everyone needs to try (w/ pics) (possible NSFW content on page)
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
One way to get drivers to slow down for pedestrians is to confuse them. Also works on cats, but summoning professionals recommended (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Plane skids on runway as it lands in crosswinds. Passengers have matching skidmarks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Marilyn Monroe only had one condition for posing nude, besides having the right shoes (NSFW)
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Stuck for wedding photo ideas? Just ask your mother-in-law. (NSFW photo)
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
And so the Olympic torch passes to a new generation (possibly nsfw)
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Johnny Rotten barred from his own party after security refused him entry for being too drunk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"We got not a dickie-bird from Juncker over Catalonia," Nigel Farage says, leading many to wonder what the hell a dickie-bird was (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Best Korea "selling weapons at ridiculously low prices." Everything must go (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
White rabbit spotted travelling around London using the Tube and buses, I guess he lost his Jefferson Airplane (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Boobies
 
My eyes. The goggles do something (Some NSFW content in sidebar)
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Now we know what the secret smile was about: a rockin bod. NSFW if your workplace has a thing against fine art boobs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The password is... Fidelio (NSFWish)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Anyone missing a gorilla arm? One has washed up on the shore in Ireland and everyone is going bananas trying to find out who it belongs to (NSFW content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Get your dirty minds out of the gutter you pervs, they're just ordinary pictures (NSFW)
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Wed September 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Goodnight, bunny man (semi-NSFW thread)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
California is the state with the most people looking for sex threesomes. Mostly because it's just too expensive for only two people to share an apartment (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This year's trending Halloween costumes in the UK give you a choice between bad hair and worse hair (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain says good morning as host drops a C-bomb. Bonus: his cohost's face (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Quackenbush, the woman in Nashville who shot a homeless man from her Porsche, is the classic definition of country music struggle. She has a $2.5 million trust fund, is an $800-an-hour escort, and is seeking a reality TV show and music career (NSFW)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
White House says it's 'absurd' to suggest that the U.S. has declared war on North Korea because we've always been at war with North Korea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog walker's dog fetches a sex toy and won't drop it. By now, it's all wet and gooey, and you know how dogs are (NSFW)
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
My boyfriend is straight, he only has Grindr installed on his phone as a way to find weed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
You know how actors pretend to get shot in their bulletproof vests and pop right back up? A real police officer shows the ginormous bruise the bullet leaves behind when someone shoots your vest. (Possibly NSFW)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
The hottest naked/near naked Rolling Stone covers of all time. OF ALL TIME (NSFW)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This time the faithful are super-duper sure that the world is totally ending next week, when the arrival of Nibiru will kill us all. So...Orgy? (possible nsfw content on page)
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