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54 headlines found matching 'NOC'
Tue August 23, 2016
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Whomever keeps stealing dead moose from the side of Alaska's roads, please knock it off
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Fri August 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
By the last breath of the fourth winds blow, better raise your ears / The sound of hooves knock at your door / Lock up your wife and children now / It's time for new Metallica
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Wed August 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chase Utley homers twice and knocks in five in his first game back in Philly, is showered in batteries. Just kidding, he got a minute-long standing ovation and two curtain calls
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Fri August 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Be careful when swearing on HBO's "Hard Knocks"; your mother might be watching
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kennedy, former MTV veejay and current Fox News mindless one, tells celebrities to "Eat a bag of Dixie" for criticizing Donald Trump, then compares the end of discrimination to ethnic cleansing and genocide
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When Hannity said Trump sent his personal fleet of airplanes to rescue stranded soldiers, Pinnochio's nose grew 4x that day
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The family of a DNC staffer who was killed in an apparent attempted robbery July 10th would REALLY like people on the Internet to knock off all their attempts to make his death part of a conspiracy involving Wikileaks..Especially YOU Julian Assange
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
My next door neighbor keeps knocking on my door while my partner and I are having sex to complain that we're too loud and are corrupting her 4-year-old son. Wat do?
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine Governor Paul "black people are coming to Maine to sell drugs and knock up white women" LePage thinks Trump needs more discipline about the things he's saying
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(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
Let's do this by the numbers: Temp outside: 96. Number of dogs left in car: 1. Members of family who left him there: 3. Number of women who confronted them: 3. Racist tirade: 1. Whiny videos posted about it: 1. Only innocent party involved: The dog
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Wed August 03, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man files suit to get kids off his lawn after they keep knocking on his door over the "Pokémon Go" game
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Tue August 02, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
What's it like to run the Black Hat NoC? Lots of malware and more pr0n than you can imagine
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
'Knock-knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Bumblebee.' 'Bumblebee who?' 'Give me all your stupid pollen'
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Texas country singer debuts "Sellout Song" that apes pop/hip-hop blend of modern bro-country genre, inoculating himself against accusations of selling out by making fun of himself for selling out... while enjoying the sound and look of selling out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats upgrade Paul Ryan's "Intern Selfie" from monochrome to technicolor
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany to apologize for genocide. No, not that one
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Tue July 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Diego police let go suspect they arrested for setting homeless people on fire, due to new evidence of his innocence. Which is good, because he looks like the suspect caught on video, and earlier in life actually did set a homeless person on fire
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Your "unsanctioned independent fireworks show" might be a little over the top if you knock a house off its foundation and townsfolk think you triggered an earthquake
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You think you're buying a cool, collectible Mac SE, when you find 80s-era monochrome interactive porn in a folder marked "AOL" (Not safe for work video embedded in story)
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It was nothing but a firefly genocide at a park in Chengdu, China where they released a 100,000 fireflies for the people's enjoyment. Nothing but a glowing horror
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Sat June 25, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Knockout Stage begins for the EURO 2016 with the Suisse vs Poland at 9am, Wales & Northern Ireland at noon, Croatia vs Portugal at 3. Copa America 3rd place match, USA v Colombia at 8pm. Also, MLS action. This is your Saturday Football Thread
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Wed June 22, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
"You can petition [the government], and prove that you're innocent" US Senator Dianne Feinstein on due process
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Mr. Show sketch comes true as Europe drafts a bill for robot rights #MENOCU
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Lawyer: The odds are 1-in-4 quadrillion against my client. But there's still a chance he's innocent
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Wed June 15, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Alibaba founder says Chinese knockoffs are now better than the brands they impersonate
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
America, you might have just lost 49 innocent people in your deadliest shooting ever, but act now and you could win an AR-15
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Reports say Chris Christie is fetching Trump McDonald's, washing his feet, and giving him back rubs that started innocently enough
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police shoot the wrong innocent person after going to the wrong address
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Haiti needs a win over Brazil to have a chance at the knockout stages. Peru will advance with a win over Ecuador. Group B has the spotlight for tonight's Copa America games. Matches are at 6:30 and 9:30 pm EDT, on FS1 and FS2, respectively
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze knocks X-Men VII:Apocalypse out of first with a dismal $33.7 million, Me Before You #3 with $18.3 million, Alice II: Electric Boogaloo #4 with $11 million, Pop Star a soft #7 with $4.6 million
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkey furious at Germany over genocide statement, claims millions of people die of natural causes all at once all the time
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Facepalm: Former probation corrections officer tries to use his old badge to break up a bar fight. Dumbass: He gets knocked out in the process. Amusing: Then gets charged with impersonating a police officer
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Thu June 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German government angers Turkey by labeling what the Ottomans did to the Armenians as a genocide and that Erdogan is a "giant douche"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"I want to see [Trump] as president...plus, if there are any protesters, I want to get right in there and knock a few out"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Police in Spokane, Washington would like to tell the vandals who smashed watermelons on cars in the middle of the night to knock it the fark off and stop wasting perfectly good watermelons
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about the iconoclastic Harlan Ellison (The first being that he's still alive)
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Bison calf changes song from "Hungry Like the Wolf" to "Mama Said Knock You Out"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Russia to privatize a huge, state-owned oil company. Business oligarchs everywhere polish their monocles and smile
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Angry Birds knocks Civil War off its perch with $39.4 million. Neighbors 2 debuts at #3 with $22.8 million while The Nice Guys lands soft at #5 with $11 million. George Clooney and Julia Roberts' Money Monster thuds to #6 with $6.9 million
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
And on the day a 5-year-old girl brought a bubble gun to school, our innocence was truly and irrevocably lost
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook does his best impersonation of himself to knock out Warriors in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals
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Mon May 16, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I think the episode of Alvin and the Chipmunks from 1990 where they play a song about peace at the end and the sound from the speakers knocks down the Berlin wall is one of the best cartoon episodes EVER
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Bautista almost knocked out by Odor, begs his teammates to shower
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Sat May 14, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Iranian judge to prisoner: 'If you're innocent you'll go to heaven after you're hanged'
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rodrigo "Donald Trump" Duterte, the newly elected genocidal president of the Philippines, wants to personally apologize to the Pope for calling him a "son of a biatch." But not for all the death squads and whatnot; he'll pardon himself for those
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Billboard companies are rejecting an atheist group advertisement mocking a Noah's Ark themed amusement park as "Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop these monochromatic flowers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When taking a selfie of you and a 126-year-old statue, make sure you hold your phone at the right angle, you have adequate natural light, and you don't accidentally knock the statue over
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Mon May 02, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The only question is how many years until another team can knock the GOAT from the top of the Premier League
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"KNOCK, KNOCK." "Who's there?" "HELLFIRE." "Hellfire who?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has criticised the Wall Street Journal for an ad denying the Armenian genocide, presumably after someone read it to her
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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