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66 headlines found matching 'NOC'
Tue May 23, 2017
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've been feeding the growing army of mangy Florida raccoons, the police would like you to knock it off
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Mon May 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Double knockdown
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Knock knock" Giuliani: "Who's there?" "9/11" Guliiani: "9/11 who?" "You said you'd never forget post 9/11 TSA security guidelines"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fake news creates real market surge: Infowars piece breitbarted to make Trump look innocent sends the Dow soaring
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Thu May 18, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In a completely shocking turn of events, a white police officer was found innocent of shooting an unarmed black man by an Oklahoma jury
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Block of concrete smashes through windshield on the highway, knocking driver unconscious. Mad Sweeney seen walking away muttering about his lost lucky coin
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
HOLD EVERYTHING: Trump says he has a certified letter proving his innocence
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Tue May 09, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran will finally be knocked out of the #1 spot on the UK charts by whatever Kasabian is
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
MAGIC, Keck II, Large Binoculars, Sloan - No, not your gamer buddies, but some of the coolest telescopes you've ever seen
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Exactly; the Doctor and Bill find themselves in a cramped haunted house in a sharp satire. Will Nardole return? And what of Missy? The final song of the Twelfth Doctor continues in Knock Knock, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier on the civilized world)
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You ever laugh so hard at a TV show you choked and knocked yourself unconscious? This Australian MP has
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court, in 7-1 ruling, rejects Colorado's guilty until proven innocent practice, and says States cannot use civil forfeiture to take valuables from innocent people. Wait, who was the Justice that disagreed with this? Thomas, of course
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two years after its IPO, Etsy's board discovers that its shareholders don't give a fark whether the earnings come from sales of artisanally-crafted handmade goods or from garage-based resellers of cheap Chinese knockoffs
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Fri April 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because the only reasonable response to someone knocking up your 12-year-old daughter is to strand her on an island to die
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rockstar to companies using GTA V to help AI driving: perhaps you should have noticed by now that our AI cant drive worth dick and using GTA V is gonna get a lot of innocent pedestrians run-over
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump's claim that "no administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days" than his earns him yet another four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Trolls brigade IMDB to critique new Armenian genocide film before first showing. Apparently online mobs are a problem now
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Do you seek to engage in or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities, espionage, sabotage, or genocide? ☑ If this box is checked, did your parent fill out this form for you? ☑
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Sun April 16, 2017
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
What would the consequences of a second Korean War be like? Just a little devastating genocide and a big heaping dose of armageddon
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Joyner doesn't know why people get "worked up" over the fact Putin has "knocked off" a few people
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Tue April 11, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
United Airlines has committed "Brand Genocide"
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If by the remote chance you haven't been able to find a 7-Eleven, they've just added 1,110 more, thanks to Sunoco
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Tokyo IT firm is looking for "Beer Interns" who're willing to drink while on the job. No need to wait until the workday is done before knocking back a cold one
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Thu April 06, 2017
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Man startled awake by his dog, accidentally knocks gun to the ground, gets shot in thigh. Ta-da
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ellie." "Ellie who?" "LAPD offering $50,000 to pawn shop employees willing to snitch on knock-knock burglars"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia goes full false flag on Syria chemical attack, says Assad is innocent
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Mon April 03, 2017
(NBC)
 
 
 
The 'Knockout Rounds' begin tonight on The Voice. Will anybody even be watching with the NCAA final on? Beginning at 8PM eastern on NBC
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Moscow discovers eminent domain, will knock down 10% of the apartments in the city, sending 1.6 million people packing
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-22 Raptor is now equipped with our most modern air-to-air missiles, but can't take full advantage of them since Raptor pilots prefer to wear monocles. No, really
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In case you've been wondering what Josh Duggar has been up to, he's selling used cars, knocking up his wife, and getting served legal papers for using another man's head shot in his Ashley Madison profile
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Sat March 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal judge in Virginia sides with Pres. Trump. Judges will now face one another in a cage match; travel ban status to be determined by two falls, two submissions, or by a knockout
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Back in the 80s and 90s, muppet Ronald Grump repeatedly tried to gentrify Sesame Street and knock down Oscar the Grouch's trashcan for luxury developments
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Geno Smith just has to knock out his physical before he can go across town and join the Giants
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Thu March 16, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Wildlife Commission shares information about escaped monocled cobra, say it will be seeking warmth, shelter, possibly a top hat and fancy walking stick
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Wed March 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions: "We have too much tolerance for marijuana use. We need to say, as Nancy Reagan said, 'Just say no.'" He then knocked back three fingers of bourbon and took a long, satisfying drag from an unfiltered Camel
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
President Trump: brought to you by the same people who unleashed knock-off fart apps on the world
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Kong: Skull Island is king of the box office with $52.5 million, knocking old man Logan to #2 with $36.7 million. Surprise psychological horror Get Out stays firm at #3 with $21 million, Christian schlock The Shack is a distant #4 with $9 million
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
While you libs are getting your panties in a wad, real Americans like xenophobes, Pizza-gaters, and middle-school Aryans are rallying for our president and calling for liberal genocide
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Freak windstorm knocks out power to 250,000 across western New York with outages expected to last days. Temperatures will also drop into the teens starting tomorrow
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Fri March 03, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chicago's "I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent". New Hotness: Doom soundtrack's "Jesus loves you"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Golf gets first major rules overhaul since 1700s, presumably meaning you can no longer score by knocking an enemy's head down a rabbit hole
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Emma Stone's Oscars dress took 11 people 1,700 hours to make. KMart knockoff to appear by Monday
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
AG Sessions: Better to imprison the innocent than let the guilty go free
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NBA rules - Knocking out two teeth? Technical foul. One shot
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
From the You're-Not-Helping files: Baylor women's basketball coach in a post-game speech, "If anyone says 'I will never send my daughter to Baylor', you knock them right in the face"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House to FBI: Hey, can you guys knock it off with the whole Trump-Russia talking thing? FBI to White House: LOL NOPE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that she's not a feminist because feminists hate men and are pro abortion. "I, on the other hand, love getting knocked up by men"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MMA fighter Ronda Rousey lands an acting gig on NBC's "The Blindspot" . The current Vegas line is 5-3 for the script girl scoring a knockout by the second episode
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're a defenseman and an opposing player knocks your stick out of your hands. Solution: Grab his stick right out of his hands. Fark: He takes your stick that's lying on the ice and uses it to score. Bonus: Awkward stick exchange afterwards
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Look this Mike Flynn scandal is all just a big innocent misunderstanding: When General Flynn saw a note on his desk from Trump reading "VP is demanding you call the Russian Ambassador today" He just ASSUMED that meant Pence and not..you know
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton tweets out fake news, gets corrected by leftist Snopes. Bonus: Picture of innocent Chelsea
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Sun February 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says, "You think our country's so innocent?" - in response to comment about Putin being a killer. Trump continues, I mean this country voted for me in spite of knowing what a jerk-off racist conman I was. Stop being so naive
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus evicted from Pepperdine University over genocide and racial oppression and cultural acceptance and personal experience of marginalized students and painful reminders of loss and human tragedy etc
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Red Bull F1 to Mercedes: Hey schnockerfaces, we've found another double diffusor
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yazidi Woman on ISIS "most wanted list" because she mobilized the world to defend her people from ISIS' attempted genocide, may not be able to go to the US to accept an award because the Trump Administration collectively lacks 1/100th of her courage
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news everyone Trump has fixed the F-35 and now it's a 'Great plane' and he's knocked off $600M off the sticker price. Tremendous negotiation skills at work. Well, that and the already planned for price reduction was designed into the contract
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Ryan muttering "waste of my farking time," after defending the detainment of innocent people for hours in airports (since recanted, still funny)
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that talking point that Trump's ban is much less than the ban by Obama in 2011? Well it only gets Three Pinocchios when fact checked. Alternative facts strike again
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
After massive protests, international condemnation, and getting knocked down by the courts, Trump decides the best thing to do is ... double down, of course. What, you were expecting a rational reaction?
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Knockoff bongs may be delivering nothing but fake news to your lungs
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Turnabout is fair play as Dion Waiters knocks down a three with 0.6 seconds left as Miami (14-30) stuns Golden State (38-6) and ends their seven game winning streak
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Observe the native Trump supporters in their natural habitat, defending the poor, innocent Adolf Hitler from the nasty Pope
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists say they can inoculate people against fake news by presenting the facts with minor lies attached, together with a couple minutes of oral sex
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post's Fact Checker wishes it could award White House Press Secretary Spicer's claim on the inauguration crowd size five Pinocchios it's so blatantly misleading and false
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