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Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		State's top wetlands expert suspended by Dept. of Environmental Protection for denying permit to developer, following the rules  (tampabay.com)	(54)

		You'd probably squawk, too, if some government busybody named your kids "Archie" and "Juliette"  (upi.com)	(17)
		Entertainment Weekly's readers have voted for the best Saturday Night Live host of the past season, and it proves one thing: we should not let them vote in the presidential election  (popwatch.ew.com)	(39)
		How to make a small fortune from Facebook. Step one: Start with a large one  (nme.com)	(23)

		Bridge from Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Under The Bridge" located in MacArthur Park. In other news, someone left a cake out in the rain  (nme.com)	(58)
		Not really news: Woman kicked off plane. Fark: For wearing a T-shirt that said, "If I wanted the government in my womb, I'd f--k a senator" (w/video)  (huffingtonpost.com)	(335)

Google says government cybercrime is the greatest threat to the internet; helping governments repress their own citizens and pushing for a tiered internet greatest ideals  (guardian.co.uk)

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		Someone decides to check the mathyness that the government used to show that the bailouts actually turned a profit. Turns out the government sucks at mathyness  (finance.fortune.cnn.com)	(39)
		Orioles' Brian Roberts to begin rehabilitation assignment after spending more than a year recovering from concussion, waiting for rest of team to suck less  (espn.go.com)	(38)
		Realizing that maybe the economy isn't his strong point, Romney shifts focus to education. You know, that part of the federal government over half his party wants to get rid of  (wrcbtv.com)	(40)

(Some Guy)		Want to know what your kid's teacher gets paid? Ask Citizens for Responsible Government. Want to know who put the salaries of 325 teachers on your windshield? Don't expect an answer from Citizens for Responsible Government  (host.madison.com)	(141)
		Government sets minimum noise standards for hybrid and electric cars based on testing scale from 0 to Ford  (news.cnet.com)	(63)

Black Sabbath makes triumphant live return in Birmingham. Forget Robert Downey Jr, Ozzy Osbourne is still Iron Man  (nme.com)

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(Washington Monthly)		How an angler and two government bureaucrats may have saved the Atlantic Ocean. And by "saved" they mean preventing the primary source of food for most fish in the sea from going extinct  (washingtonmonthly.com)	(67)
		Amendment to a defense authorization bill seeks to overturn a longstanding ban on the US government using propaganda on its own people. In sports, President Obama has won Wimbledon for a 6th time  (buzzfeed.com)	(120)

(Some Guy)		If you choose a CEO with no qualifications beyond "a guy you met kite-surfing in Malibu," the government might realize you're running a scam. Or Yahoo  (sec.gov)	(12)
		Contrarian take on Facebook IPO: "You'd be better off investing in Greek government bonds". Facebook IPO discussion thread  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(196)
		Radio host and easy prey Rush Limbaugh wonders when the environmentalist wackos are going to start doing something about all the pollution and environmental damage being caused by lions, tigers, and sharks  (mediamatters.org)	(143)
		People have a 'lie detector' in their brains that lights up when dealing with people they don't trust -- enough to power most government buildings in Washington, DC  (dailymail.co.uk)	(21)

Greek government denies there is a run on the bank as everybody looks to cash out euros now instead of taking drachmas later  (usatoday.com)

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Not news: Most Americans opposed to massive government spending. Fark: On the Apollo space program  (slate.com)

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		Government mouthpiece China Daily: "Will [popular US ambassador] Gary Locke please disclose his personal assets?" China Daily readers: "Um, here's his financial disclosure statement, right here"  (csmonitor.com)	(41)
		Mississippi police would like to warn drivers that if an officer pulls you over and shoots you in the head, they most likely are not affiliated with any actual government organization  (cnn.com)	(63)

		Noel Gallagher: "I cried like a baby when Manchester City won the Premier League." Here comes Liam Gallagher to give him a noogie and a swirlie  (nme.com)	(15)
(Spectator UK)		Cutting taxes, cutting government, cutting welfare is economic suicide. Just look at what it's done to Sweden  (spectator.co.uk)	(251)
		As we have sanitized our public schools from prayer, from displays of the Ten Commandments, from any teaching that can be associated with biblical sources, we've put government monopoly power behind moral relativism  (townhall.com)	(179)

		Gunmen kill senior Afghan peace negotiator  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)	(58)
(Some NFL Guy)		Jets backup QB Tim Tebow finally getting his own half hour special on Eǃ Entertainment Television this summer, which will more than make up for the lack of attention he's sure to get from the New York media  (lastangryfan.com)	(53)

Our federal government has commissioned a study to study studies. Conclusion...study studying studies is flawed. Fark needs a "facepalm" tag  (abcnews.go.com)

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Sheriff Joe responds calmly and reasonably to DOJ suit against him. Yeah, who are we kidding... "I'm not going to surrender my office to the federal government. I will fight this to the bitter end"  (cnn.com)

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(Some Filthy Neutral)		Michele Bachmann requests that the Swiss Government remove her dual citizenship. Switzerland is reportedly neutral on the subject  (bachmann.house.gov)	(137)
(Some Crooner)		After 29 days & 66 games the NHL takes a night off. Fark's hockey brigade will still be hard at it posting on the great intermission & post game entertainment. Come see what shenanigans we've been up to starting 7:30ish Eastern  (earthcam.com)	(336)
(Some Guy Who Believes)		Obama is the "small government president." No, he says so himself. So you just know it's true  (sayanythingblog.com)	(135)

A mass brawl forced the abandonment of a crucial Romanian league derby. The goalkeeper ran after the scorer as he celebrated and pushed him to the ground. And everything started there  (eitb.com)

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		High school pictures of the cast of "The Avengers." HULK HAVE JAW ALIGNMENT PROBLEMS  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(69)
		Industries dependent on massive government handouts to even pretend that they make a profit, upset at these Tea Party people think that the government shouldn't prop up failing industries in favor of successful companies  (hotair.com)	(73)

(Some Guy)

Aided and abetted by a complacent and apathetic populace ignorant of history and our founding principles Americans are delivering society into perpetual bondage at the hands of their government masters  (foundersrevolution.net)

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Lawyer spends 11 years proving inmate's innocence. He offers to pay for her gender-reassignment surgery. "It was a very sweet gesture on his part," she said. "But he really needs to focus on taking care of himself first"  (denverpost.com)

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(Some Guy)		US government now considers global warming a national security threat, which I guess means we'll start bombing the shiat out of the Arctic soon   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com)	(295)
		National Christmas tree in DC dies. Sources say this was the only working branch of government at the time. Tag is for the tree trunk  (foxnews.com)	(56)

		Old GOP plan: Convince people government is broken and can't do anything right. New GOP plan: Intentionally break government so it can't do anything right  (salon.com)	(197)
		Annual review by the Arizona state government shows that privatized prisons are actually costing the state more than state run prisons while lacking in actual security. Incensed by this, state legislators take bold action...by ending the study  (dailykos.com)	(84)
		You know how all those top environmental scientists have been warning us that Greenland's glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before and could raise sea levels by six feet? Yeah, about that  (npr.org)	(158)
		UK government political party defeated in election by a man dressed as a penguin  (local.stv.tv)	(46)
		"If an act is designed to arouse or the result is arousal, than it's adult entertainment." There go my plans to open a Rule 34 club in Barrie  (torontosun.com)	(53)

		Get your masks and orange jumpsuits: Slipknot to record new album in early 2013  (nme.com)	(19)
		The Prodigy's new album to be titled "How to Steal a Jet Fighter." Between that and starting all those fires, they're not very responsible  (nme.com)	(20)
		What if the Game of Thrones characters had Dungeons & Dragons alignments?  (io9.com)	(174)
(CFIF)		No matter how you slice the numbers, the outcome is always the same: states that embrace conservative policies consistently outperform states where big government carries the day  (cfif.org)	(252)

		Step 1: Patent an obscure bit of government funded telecomm tech. Step 2: Build it into a new GPS system. Step 3: Profit  (theregister.co.uk)	(5)
		Girlfriend jailed in "adult entertainment" beating, demonstrating Hell hath no fury like a woman porned  (blogs.tcpalm.com)	(46)

(Some Guy)		News: Frustration with government leads to secession talk. Fark: The Upper Peninsula seceding from Michigan  (miningjournal.net)	(146)
		IBM to eliminate 78% of its American jobs, leaving behind only executives, salespeople, and employees working on US government contracts that require workers to be US citizens. Everyone else will be gone. Everyone  (betanews.com)	(152)

(Some Guy)		There's caring for the environment and then there's eating fish you raised inside your New York City apartment  (asiaone.com)	(65)
(Some Guy)		Last year, GM awarded its CEO $7.7M in compensation - and used its proxy statement to complain that the government kept them from paying even more  (ksdk.com)	(60)

		Cutbacks in government spending unleash power of private sector. GDP growth slows to 2.2%  (huffingtonpost.com)	(269)
		Not news: Government deporting illegals. News: The government is Pakistan and the illegals are Osama bin Laden's three widows and his two teenage daughters  (cnn.com)	(82)
		The number one radio station in Los Angeles, entertainment capital of the world, is... Pandora. Tag is for Clear Channel  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(67)

		Small government Mitt Romney wants to install mandatory porn censoring devices on every computer in the country  (huffingtonpost.com)	(260)
		Government grant used to develop video game based on the life of noted philosopher and anarchist Henry David Thoreau  (rawstory.com)	(33)
		Conclusion: "An increase in government spending never leads to a significant rise in private spending. In fact, in most cases it leads to a significant fall"  (theatlantic.com)	(124)

		Not news: Americans solicit prostitute while traveling abroad. News: They're government officials and broke her collar bone after refusing to pay the agreed price. Fark: This isn't part of the Secret Service fiasco  (dailymail.co.uk)	(107)
		Random woman mistakenly invited to dine with government ministers. Fark: she's allowed to stay  (thelocal.se)	(22)
		Damon Albarn says his comments about Blur and Gorillaz were taken out of context; the bands are not finished, just in a state of flux  (nme.com)	(20)

		AZ legislature passes law demanding the federal government turn over title to 48,000 sq miles of federally owned land in the state. Federal government promises to get right on that the second the Federal Supremacy Clause is repealed  (news.yahoo.com)	(198)
		Want to know if you are being surveilled by a government drone? Here is a handy map of the places using drones in the U.S. Don't forget to wave...one finger at a time  (eff.org)	(63)
(Some Guy)		Former chief of NBC Entertainment discovers that having to watch TV with the 20+ minutes of commercials the networks foist on us per hour really, really sucks  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com)	(99)
		Ladies and gentleman, fellow conspiracy theorists, let's all give a warm welcome to the latest target for our government obsessions: the brand new Defense Clandestine Service  (upi.com)	(83)

		Metallica: "We'd love to play Glastonbury." Glastonbury:  (nme.com)	(125)
		As a favor, US warns Kenya about imminent terrorist attack in Nairobi. It's almost as if Kenya has an agent in high levels of the US government  (foxnews.com)	(63)

		Money market fund assets now top $2.584 trillion. Or, in government terms ... two wars and three industry bailouts  (reuters.com)	(16)
(MSNBC)		California State university student gets a head start on his career as a politician by stealing 700 voter IDs to win President of Student Government  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com)	(30)

In the most heartbreaking entertainment news you'll hear all day, John Cusack drops out of James Cameron's "Aquaman"  (showbizspy.com)

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		Gaza residents disenchanted after finding Hamas is better at launching rockets than running a government  (washingtonpost.com)	(164)
(Business Insider)		Starting in 2015 your car will record every action you take. The government and police will never ever abuse this data or use it for personal reasons. Pinky swear  (businessinsider.com)	(178)

New Gallup poll finds Americans are worrying less about environmental issues. This is a repeat of every year since 2000  (gallup.com)

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(Some Taxpayer)

Remember when the Government paid $500 for a toilet seat? Wait 'till you see what Boeing is going to charge us for an Android phone  (bizjournals.com)

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In the case against MegaUpload, the government is denying the accused A. The ability to pay lawyers. B. The right to hire experienced copyright litigators. C. The right to present any evidence in its defense. D. All of the above  (arstechnica.com)

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		The government should keep their hands off of men's bodies  (thedailyshow.com)	(151)
(Washigton Examiner)		In a scathing commentary on what's wrong with the American government, Joe Biden calls Senator and former comedian Al Franken a 'leading legal scholar'. Wait, he was being serious?   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com)	(128)

Figure 'F' made me realize that Obama's long-form birth certificate is a fraud. IT'S THE ALIGNMENT. Figure 'F'  (americanthinker.com)

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		Ronnie Wood says The Rolling Stones will begin recording new material this month, assuming they can remember where the studio is  (nme.com)	(52)
		Wisconsin Republican Gov. Scott Walker signs bill to take DNA from felony arrests pre-conviction and create a DNA database. No word on how this will create jobs and make government smaller  (jsonline.com)	(171)

Who's to blame for a 2010 government "conference" in Las Vegas that was basically a taxpayer-funded fark party? Who do you think  (foxnews.com)

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		The MPAA is re-packaging SOPA as the "Puppies and Rainbows" act. Meanwhile, the government still wants to know what you're doing at all times  (theregister.co.uk)	(94)
(Some whackjob)		Nobel Prize winning economic guru Donald Trump warns of massive inflation. And the government is lying about unemployment that is really at 20%  (moneynews.com)	(68)

		British government outlaws surprise haircuts  (uk.news.yahoo.com)	(24)
(Minding The Campus)		You know those Ivy League schools that produce the most prominent lawyers, politicians and judges in the country? Turns out their student governments are run like police states and their student tribunals like kangaroo courts  (mindingthecampus.com)	(76)

		Great Moments in Socialized Medicine #9,190: British woman is ordered to find a different doctor from the one she's been seeing for 30 years because her 2-mile trips to see him are bad for the environment  (telegraph.co.uk)	(422)
		Old: Big Oil. Busted: Big Coal. New Environmental Polluter : Big Chicken  (610wiod.com)	(59)

		Paul Clement last week: Government can't punish people who don't have health insurance. Paul Clement this week: Government can punish people who don't want to marry someone of the opposite sex  (theatlantic.com)	(78)
		Since PM Sweatervest put his foot on the throats of Canadian government scientists, media coverage of global warming has fallen 80% according to a leaked Environment Canada internal document  (newscientist.com)	(57)

		Calif. set to release $68.4B high-speed rail plan because it will help (a) the impoverished travel affordably between SF and LA, (b) the environment, as people will choose this over their cars, or (c) the contractors  (abcnews.go.com)	(198)
		Ministers in the UK to introduce a major expansion of the Government's powers to monitor everything of every person that uses the Internet in "real time". It's for your own good 'citizens'  (telegraph.co.uk)	(89)

Federal Court throws out FEC rules that allowed super-PAC donors to remain anonymous. At least now we'll get to learn the names of our government's owners  (huffingtonpost.com)

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He said the President is an anti-war government ni-BONG (fast forward to 34:20)  (youtube.com)

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		GOP rising star leaves party, adding, "I've fought in a war and I've seen the enemy. We don't have enemies in our political environment here...but in today's political environment, you're expected to play the game"  (blog.sfgate.com)	(79)
(Some Guy)		Supreme Court rules that the Federal government can tell the world about your HIV status if it wants to  (fox8.com)	(77)

(Herald Sun)		In-flight entertainment: Our captain forgot to take his meds and will be running up and down the aisles raving about "bombs" and "al-Qaida", ensure your seats are in the up-right position and your trays are folded away  (heraldsun.com.au)	(121)
		Fox News politicizes "The Hunger Games" saying it's a cautionary tale against big government and carries a strong conservative message  (huffingtonpost.com)	(228)
(Some Guy)		California Assemblyman: Big government and high taxes are killing our state. We should be more like Texas. Liberals: If you love Texas so much, why don't you move there? Assemblyman: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED  (chuckdevore.com)	(323)

Would you like to be a squatter? Don't know how to get started? Take this helpful government funded course  (gothamist.com)

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(Some Tacos)		"The U.S. government is single-handedly preventing you from ordering a taco and having it delivered to you by a totally sweet pilot-less helicopter"  (marginalrevolution.com)	(39)
		"ObamaCare" is a tax. You can't sue the government over a tax until you've first paid it. "ObamaCare" doesn't go into effect until 2014. So... welcome your new healthcare overlords  (thedailybeast.com)	(383)

		Why is The Daily Show more effective than The Mainstream Media at reporting news like defunding UNESCO? Stewart recognizes governmental madness and absurdity, while MSM takes it as axiomatic in their "objective" reporting  (theatlantic.com)	(135)
		Welsh sheep are no longer radioactive, the government announces, which is good news for locals who will no longer have to explain why their crotches are glowing  (bbc.co.uk)	(20)

And now, a photo essay of an environmentalist's wet dream  (theatlantic.com)

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It's probably best not to criticize the president's record on promoting human rights in China when you have substantial holdings in a Chinese video surveillance company that helps their government constantly monitor its citizens  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Apple still sacrificing recyclability to make thinner iPads, because SCREW YOU, ENVIRONMENT  (arstechnica.com)	(56)
		TN lawmakers embrace UN resolution on sustainable environmental development. Just kidding...they crafted a law banning it because they were afraid the UN was going to institute forced abortions  (tennessean.com)	(121)
		Not only are they less interested in working hard, personal responsibility, achievement, competition, independence, modesty, and moving out of the house, but the new generation doesn't care all that much about the environment, either  (washingtonpost.com)	(246)
(NBCWashington)		Government studies potential effect of a terrorist nuke attack on D.C. Verdict: Not sooo bad  (nbcwashington.com)	(76)
		Photoshop this tipsy Tiananmen Square hostess   (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com)	(37)

(TED Talks)

Following the passionate response to SOPA, founder of Rhapsody uses Copyright Math to figure out the $58 billion that the entertainment industry claims they lose. Bonus: he's speaking at Fark con in Vegas Mar 30th  (ted.com)

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(Money Morning)		US Government spends $592,000 researching the Fark Politics tab, plus 17 other examples of how your tax dollars are spent on the mundane to the inane  (moneymorning.com)	(107)
(Some Guy)		Sh*t may just get real in New Jersey if government gridlock leads to a shortage on toilet paper  (philadelphia.cbslocal.com)	(47)

		It must be cool to be Robert Downey Jr. International playboy, movie star, anonymous commenter on horrifying blind-item entertainment news. Wait, what?  (jezebel.com)	(67)
(Some Guy)		Michelle Obama challenged on government role in anti-obesity campaign. Fark: By 11 year old  (mega949.com)	(169)

Rick Santorum wants to make it illegal to use a teleprompter when campaigning. Smell the small government  (rawstory.com)

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Government: Christians have no right to wear cross at work  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Research shows government-funded birth control saves taxpayers money. You submitted this with a sluttier headline  (slate.com)

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		Woman sues US Cellular after claiming her coworkers routinely looked for nude pictures on phones and created a "hostile working environment," three words which translate into lawyer-speak as "KA-CHING"  (qctimes.com)	(26)
		Man charged after posting dog torture videos tells arresting officers that "everything shown in the videos was for entertainment purposes and that he did not think he did anything wrong"  (chicagotribune.com)	(101)
		"Welcome to American Airlines Flight 2332. We will serving drinks and snacks shortly after takeoff and our on-board entertainment will be Final Destination 5, performed by the flight crew. Enjoy"  (suntimes.com)	(28)

		US envoy said to be 'confident' Best Korean food aid will go to those who 'really need it,' like those impoverished, starving generals and members of the inner circle of government  (reuters.com)	(42)
		Here's what you need to know about tomorrow's unemployment report, so you're not bamboozled by the government's efforts to cover for Obama's disastrous policies  (nypost.com)	(265)

If you have a .com, .org or .net domain name, feel secure in the thought that the US Government can seize it whenever they feel like it, even if registered overseas  (wired.com)

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(Some Guy)		From the same folks who brought you classics like "get your government out of my medicare" and "fix old no new" we bring you "The FCC should regulate cable TV"  (wwws.whitehouse.gov)	(170)
(Some Guy)		In Georgetown Journal of Gender and Law's 2011 annual review, nonpolitical nonpartisan anonymous student Sandra Fluke wrote an article advocating that health insurers cover gender reassignment surgery  (mrctv.org)	(457)
		He did it for the lulz: LulzSec leader Sabu turns government informant; rats out his companions  (foxnews.com)	(94)

For sale: One slightly used town in Montana. For only $1.4 million you get a small trailer park, general store - which is currently closed - and the newly government-built post office. Serious inquiries only  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Woman is fined £75 for littering after a thread falls off her glove. What's next? Environmental cleanup fees for leaving skin cells behind?  (mirror.co.uk)	(75)
(ScienceMag)		We're from the government, and we're here to help the spotted owl with chainsaws and shotguns  (news.sciencemag.org)	(53)

Demonstrating just how low the bar is set these days, Noel Gallagher declared 'Godlike Genius"  (telegraph.co.uk)

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		"If I wanted the government in my womb, I'd fark a Senator"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(157)
(Some Guy)		News: Government uses eminent domain to take someone's home; homeowner resists. Not news: Government takes surrounding houses. Fark: Government digs 10-meter moat around holdout's home  (good.is)	(88)
		Don't look now, but the government just made a $2.8 billion profit on the sale of AIG's mortgage-backed securities  (money.cnn.com)	(285)
		Government builds $750k soccer field to keep youth off the street and getting in trouble. HA. Just kidding. It's for Guantanamo detainees  (foxnews.com)	(222)

Barclays Bank to UK government: "The law obliges us to declare a couple of our tax reduction schemes". UK government: "Thanks for your honesty. However, due to a new retrospective law, you owe us £500m"  (bbc.co.uk)

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(PW Mania)		Due to a change to Daytona's start time, John Cena unable wave the green flag to kick off one scripted sports entertainment show full of manufactured excitement so he can be at the other. WWE Monday Night Raw, live at 9PM on USA  (pwmania.com)	(2447)
		Danica Patrick sums up the attitude of the Millennial Generation: "I leave it up to the government to make good decisions for Americans"  (nationalreview.com)	(148)
		Santorum is getting a government handout this week  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(72)
		Today's green "success story" is 123 Systems. $390 million in government money has netted $127 million in net losses and 125 laid off employees. On the upside, management got a hefty raise  (foxnews.com)	(50)

Adam Sandler receives a record 11 Razzie nominations. In other news, from now on Sandler threads will appear under the Geek tab, as his movies don't qualify as entertainment  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Remember how Germany has been held up as the shining example of how government and business can work hand in hand? Yeah, well, about that  (nytimes.com)	(66)
		Should the government be blamed for high gas prices? Here comes the (economic) science  (slate.com)	(99)
		Romney: The car companies should have been bailed out by private capital instead of the government. Former car czar: Uh, we talked to every single possible private financer and nobody wanted any part of it  (nytimes.com)	(177)
		Massachusetts judge says government hiring decisions based on political favoritism are invalid. It is unclear if any state workers will remain employed  (boston.com)	(9)

Arizona Republica uncovers secret government facility in the desert where 22 million moths are grown each day to be released above North American fields. And all the workers are clones who won't mention the UN  (azcentral.com)

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ExxonMobil receives largest environmental fine in British history for misreporting releases of evil CO2 gas  (scotsman.com)

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		UK: Hey everyone, we are starting to privatize our Health Care system to make it more like the USA, this government thing doesn't seem to work very well  (hotair.com)	(271)
		That text to your BFF Jill? We're saving it for a year just in case the government wants to give it a read. You know...for your own safety  (dailymail.co.uk)	(99)

Italian police arrest counterfeiters carrying $6 TRILLION in fake US Bonds; remind people that creating absurd sums of money out of thin air is the government's job  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Some Guy)		Americans on SOPA: stop it now.. Canadians on Canadian SOPA: Let's tell our government everything, eh?  (winnipegfreepress.com)	(39)
		Oil companies weigh benefits of drilling in arctic. An accident could cause massive damage to the environment, on the other hand it's so remote that perhaps nobody would notice  (komonews.com)	(13)

Gramer Nazi sues government for conspiring against him in the slam-dunkiest case of backwards correct syntaxing modification fraud you'll ever see   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Warren Buffett is playing Obama, the government and you like a fiddle  (reason.com)	(74)
		The last minute bailout the Greek government just agreed to? Looks like the EU wants them to work the shaft and cradle their balls a bit more before getting the cash  (abc.net.au)	(34)
(WBIR)		Environmental officials try to determine why crude oil is spontaneously seeping out of the ground on Tennessee man's farm, suspect that he may have been shootin' at some food  (wbir.com)	(32)

		"No, your honor. It's just a social club. That hangs out in the woods. With high powered rifles. And camouflage fatigues. And talks about violently overthrowing the government. An ordinary social club"  (cbsnews.com)	(276)
		The government didn't regulate banks, and the economy fell. If the government decides to regulate banks, the economy will fall again. Maybe the problem here isn't the government  (huffingtonpost.com)	(150)
(Detroit News)		In an obvious effort to shore up his support in Michigan before the primary, Mitt Romney writes op-ed saying the government should have let GM go bankrupt. What could possibly go wrong?  (detroitnews.com)	(228)

While Greece decays in to anarchy and Assad's government is killing of their citizens en masse, Americans also have to deal with outrage, like people tweeting during Rhinestone Cowboy at the Grammys  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com)

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Sheriffs threatening to arrest federal regulators. Another threatening to bring out his SWAT team to go up against a federal government SWAT team. Welcome to the Constitutional Sheriffs Convention  (denverpost.com)

(259)

Iranian government turns off the interwebs  (dailymail.co.uk)

(203)

(Some Guy)		Blizzard Entertainment Game Development VP Axl Rose would like you to know that there will be a little delay with the Diablo 3 release but that it's going to be totally awesome  (slashgear.com)	(63)
		Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing  (washingtonpost.com)	(45)
(International Liberty)		The more a government spends the worse off the economy. Part 2  (danieljmitchell.wordpress.com)	(56)
(International Liberty)		The more a government spends the worse off the economy. Part 1  (danieljmitchell.wordpress.com)	(12)

		Giants fans were holding more then their breath until after Tom Brady threw that Hail Mary toss according to the Department of Environmental Protection  (nypost.com)	(33)
		Caesars Entertainment IPO opens. Wall Street: All hail  (usatoday.com)	(7)
		Attention all: Please join in this protest of Apple's working conditions in hopes to create an "ethical" manufacturing environment - sent from my iPhone  (money.cnn.com)	(56)

(Some Guy)

Winning: The American public's dependence on the federal government shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama, with 67 million now relying on some federal program  (news.investors.com)

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Question: Why have college tuitions gone up? Joe Biden Answer: Government subsidies like the ones President Obama wants to expand  (realclearpolitics.com)

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Under Obama, government spending has declined at the steepest rate since the 1970s  (theatlantic.com)

(327)

		At least 73 people dead and scores injured as rivals clash in Egypt. Against the government? No, football  (aljazeera.com)	(149)
		Constitutional "Scholars" in Washington state proposed a bill that would forbid the state government from using any legal tender other than gold and silver coins. At last, those commemorative 9/11 coins will finally be worth something  (thinkprogress.org)	(113)
(Some Guy)		The Federal Government would like to charge pro weed Montana state lawmakers as "conspirators" to sell and distribute medical marijuana  (missoulian.com)	(225)

		Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now  (bbc.co.uk)	(94)
		Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com)	(49)

		New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com)	(129)
		Reminder: When using a government computer network, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy regarding any communications  (washingtonpost.com)	(103)
		CEO of government-owned bank decides he doesn't need that £963,000 bonus after all, would rather not go through life with everyone in the country hating his guts  (bbc.co.uk)	(40)

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