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407 headlines found matching 'NIT'
Thu August 25, 2016
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols definitely knows that he's never gotten a hit against knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. So, after 0-for-13 lifetime against him, he tips his hat out of respect
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Solo suspended, put in carbonite, for 6 months for post-game comments vs. Sweden
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Charizard & Dragonite dance better than you
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You might be a ballsy, but not too bright wannabe arms dealer if you break into the State Police Firearms Training Unit and steal 11 non-lethal training guns and their ammo
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Myanmar rocked by 6.8 magnitude earthquake. Possible Trifecta shaking in play, feared
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston needs to decide if they want to be known as HTX or HOU. "I don't want a single, smug Austinite kicking back with his craft beer and his big thick beard and his man bun, saying, 'Look at those Houstonians, they gotta steal from us'"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Look, all I'm saying is that when you're handling barrels full of plutonium dissolved in nitric acid, be damn sure you buy the right brand of kitty litter"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The negro community frowns upon your shenanigans dot jaypeg
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paid CNN commentator/paid Trump campaign adviser Corey Lewandowski says the reason Donald Trump avoids speaking to black voters is because "he's not safe in their communities." Just like black voters aren't safe at Trump rallies?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity, 2008: "I'm a journalist who interviews people who I disagree with all the time." Sean Hannity, 2016: "I never claimed to be a journalist"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why are evangelicals backing Donald Trump, man who knows so little about Christianity or even the Bible?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gator that killed toddler at Disneyland may have lost its fear of humans. Well, it definitely lost its fear of toddler humans
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Mon August 22, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grab your fainting couches everyone, we've got a serious Monday morning bombshell here. Turns out, Sean Hannity has been informally advising the Trump campaign
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence drinks the Kool-Aid, says Donald Trump would "most definitely get 95% of the African American vote" in 2020. Well, yeah, if Trump somehow won and declared himself dictator and OH GOD THAT'S HIS PLAN
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I predict that America will be plunged into universal darkness, with wailing and gnashing of teeth in 2017. Or, as the fact-based community will call it, the Great American Eclipse will be visible across the entire USA, the first big show since 1979
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The United States: a nation of domination
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
You didn't actually want to watch movies in high definition on your phone, did you?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Philippines president threatens to pull country out of the United Nations in a move that will do...well, pretty much nothing of any impact. To the UN, that is -- his country is still royally screwed and getting worse
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
On "extreme wilderness adventure", cruise company forced to limit "black tie" events. "Guests may be required to step into water several inches deep in order to reach shore". Oh, the humanity
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you think your work is bad now, wait until they make everyone in your office use the same long community table
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's longest road tunnel to be decorated with palm trees and fake clouds in plan to cause total cognitive meltdown among British drivers
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Even if it rains again this week, unfortunately there won't be any cool rain tires and offroading when the NASCAR Xfinity Series is at the formerly legendary Bristol Motor Speedway for the Food City 300, 7:30 PM on USA
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
'Drug resistant super lice' have invaded forty-eight states. Of course, they're not really all that super, but that's just nit-picking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We're often divided by religion & politics, but amongst Farkers, what are we united by? Subby's thinking Weird Al, Calvin and Hobbes, Fred Rogers & Your Mom. What else?
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some poor bastard had to transcribe the Donald Trump town hall with Sean Hannity last night. Tag is for many, many things
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(Allen West)
 
 
 
A history lesson about the Democrat Party and its relationship with the black community in America. It's not just that Hillary Clinton individually is a bigot, it's that the Democrat Party has ALWAYS embraced bigotry towards American blacks
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Swear Trek" is here to provide all the profanity "Star Trek" has been missing in convenient GIF form
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Alt-goth Nosferatu Billy Corgan confirms he's trying to reunite the original lineup of The Smashing Pumpkins
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Overcomplicate your favorite movie quotes. Example: changing "That rug really tied the room together" to "That carpet produced an aesthetically pleasing effect when viewed with the surrounding furniture and decor"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sharon Osborne has some strong opinions on Mick Jagger's tackle: "The thing that gets me is that at 73 his face is so wrinkly. All I do is I think his genitalia must be so wrinkly ... it must be hanging, wrinkly and grey"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
18 year-old pregnant woman dies after car crash, but baby survived. Initially, woman complained only of leg injury from crash. She was a passenger in the car driven by a man, not her husband. He survived the accident. Move on, nothing to see here
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Korean Baseball Organization player broke the cardinal rule of bat flips: Don't hit the umpire with the bat. And you DEFINITELY don't do it on a walk
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Developing Varsity Blues into a TV series for CMT may be the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life
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(Cannabis Now)
 
 
 
Still bummed out about the DEA's ruling on medical pot last week? Just mellow, dude. The United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit is here to help you chill out
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sportsmanship in the Olympics may be on life support, but moments like these restore your faith in humanity
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence might seem to be a boring "safe" choice for Trump's VP, but make no mistake, the man is a militant theocrat who believes the entire country should be run according to his extreme version of Christianity
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Sister of guy shot by cops in Milwaukee: "Stop burning down shiat we need in our community. Take that shiat to the suburbs. Burn they shiat down." CNN Reporting spin: "She calls for peace"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Playboy Mansion sold for $100 million, including all furniture, appliances, and Hef
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In a single speech, Trump managed to: contradict his most important past positions, reject nation building while endorsing an indefinite occupation of Iraq, and make embarrassing errors about topics ranging from NATO to the rise of ISIS
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
26 year USAF reservist sues United because, whoops, United doesn't think they need to follow Federal law
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Mon August 15, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC's House Majority Leader who was virtually unopposed for re-election, is resigning his seat effective tomorrow to "spend more time with my family and pursue other opportunities." Place your bets to the right: dead girl- 5:1, Live boy-even money
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because the United States does not have strict rules for prescription drug companies or insurance companies, both industries are free to profit off of sickness. The 2017 list of excluded prescription drugs is here, with up to 150 on the list
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary was for nuclear power before she was against it, but only after she was agnostically supportive and before she was on the fence about being opposed, after which she definitively stated her conditional support and opposition to nuclear power
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Sun August 14, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The United States has won 1,000 Olympic gold medals. Hold on, let's check the count...actually, only 999. Wait, let's check again...1,001? Who's counting these things?
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant found not guilty by reason of insanity for attacking crew members and air marshals. New slogan: American Airlines - you have to be crazy to fly with us
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The youngsters are learning to turn right, and Brian France hasn't seen a plastic bag he won't call a full-course caution for as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to the road course at Mid-Ohio for the Mid-Ohio 200, 3 PM ET on USA
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A tour of the United States' biggest icebreaker. Well, biggest if you don't include alcohol
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Woman sues, wins right to display vanity license plate 8THEIST
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
National Hurricane Center has updated its initial hurricane forecast, and it is calling for a better chance of a near-normal or above-normal season - unless it isn't
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'Nosulus Rift' fart-smelling virtual reality unit crafted for 'South Park' video game - because of course it was
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just another hot summer day in NYC - air conditioners running full time, residents flocking to community pools, roving gangs of supermarket thieves stealing and re-selling ice cream
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research suggests married people drink less than single people - at least initially
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
NJ Turnpike reunites boy with lost teddy bear he had had since birth, suggests bear get lye bath before any hugs
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(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
"Man rescued after his genitals get stuck in sex toy." So THAT'S what they're calling slatted chairs nowadays
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Georgia golf community, 25 year old man yelled "fore" then shot his grandparents. He then tried to play through the cops
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Meet the people who think the Earth is flat. I don't know about you but I'm going to go sit in a corner and cry for humanity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When Hannity said Trump sent his personal fleet of airplanes to rescue stranded soldiers, Pinnochio's nose grew 4x that day
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever try to build IKEA furniture ... ON ACID?
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(Laboratory News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists explain why we haven't found the life in space that they promised us we'd find. Would a simple "We were wrong, we're so sorry" be too much to ask from the astronomical community?
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Dutch teenager collects one million United Airline miles for finding security flaws. Of course, restrictions do apply
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy to attend Cornell, hopefully graduate on time at age 16 and get a job right away. He'll now have the very rare opportunity to pay off all his Ivy League tuition loans before he turns 50
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
You know you're having a crap day when you run to Sean Hannity for solace
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New study that says Botox can spread from its injection site raises eyebrows in the medical community
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor responds to Lumpy's attempted defense, wonders if Hannity is "stupid, dishonest, or both?"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Clinton and Trump tax plans in depth - Here are the contrasting numbers, expectations, insanity
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The world may be spared the indignity of seeing a reality television show "starring" Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Move over Gordie Howe hat-trick, say hello to the pre-season indefinite suspension by trying to fight everyone on the other team asshatery. With video goodness
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bridge troll and forgotten GOP standard Newt Gingrich claims Donald Trump has "gotten the message" on Republican unity. Must be due to all of the talk about forcing him out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lara Trump learns the definition of idiocy is forgetting a famous, easy quote about the definition of insanity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your genes may determine when you lose your virginity. Of course leaving them on or taking them off also could have an effect
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Painfully initiated into boxing, bullied 7-year-old heads to the gym, wins a couple schoolyard battles and now his first match at the Rio Olympics
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity steps up WSJ feud and says, I'm not the dumbest Fox anchor. There at least 3 or 4 dumber Fox anchors than me
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New graphic shows that Godzilla has definitely been sipping at the nuclear trough all these years
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Business is about to pick up as the NASCAR Xfinity Series turns right into a freshly repaved Watkins Glen International for an unfortunately Cup Driver-filled Zippo 200, 2 PM ET on CNBC, your home for NASCAR financial news
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Re/code)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley entrepreneur and angel investor Blake Krikorian, best known as father of the Slingbox and beloved in community for not being a slimeball, dies at 48 of heart attack while surfing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity gets into Twitter war with Wall Street Journal editor who referred to him as the "dumbest anchor on Fox News," which is a lot like trying to determine which type of cancer is worse than the other
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Nick Young of the Los Angeles Lakers went furniture shopping in pajamas, a bright yellow robe and slippers. Hey maybe he wanted to buy a bed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Liquid nitrogen vs flame thrower. Nuff said
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
F*ck yeah. Why profanity is actually pretty f*cking good for us. Here comes the f*cking science
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort illustrates the definition of a Freudian slip
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a new smart stick-on tattoo that can monitor your alcohol levels. Cool. And it will call the cops if you get drunk. Not cool
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Community pot garden in an abandoned Walmart? Just because something is a joke doesn't make it a bad idea
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Baby duck reunites with momma duck despite all the terrible things going on in the world
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump insists he has huge unity, real unity, unity you've never even dreamed of in his campaign
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Browncoats unite. Joss Whedon is releasing the 'Firefly' soundtrack on vinyl
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: "If you want to know if Islam, democracy, modernity and women's rights can coexist, go to Indonesia." Let's just see what's going on in Indonesia today... oh my
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative whackjob David Barton says there are "biblical standards" at play for the President of the United States. He even lists all of them, but Donald Trump meets absolutely none of the requirements. But he still endorses him
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
After he actually contacted the FDA about getting the blood of the young and poor to sustain himself indefinitely, Gawker outs Peter Thiel as an apparent vampire
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Durant didn't sign with the Warriors because of the historically great teammates, or the weather, or the endorsement opportunities. Nope. It was Guy Fieri
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Sat July 30, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell's google-fu is hopelessly deficient. Goes searching for the lyrics to "One" by U2, and gets the lyrics for "One" by Metallica. This is the definition of "Happy mistake"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a NASCAR Doubleheader day as JWT returns to the Truck series to hug in the Pocono Mountains 150, 1 PM ET on FS1, while the Xfinity Series is Buschless in Iowa for the Cornity Corn Corn 250 at 8 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Remember that Avengers: Infinity War is a two parter? Not so much anymore
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Col Rob Maness always wondered what happened to the man burned beyond recognition who needed him to hold his leaky IV line and pray for his survival. A chance encounter at the RNC in a dusty room confirmed LTC Brian Bidwell survived
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck accuses Sean Hannity of shilling for Donald Trump, wonders how Hannity sleeps at night and where his integrity has gone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it looks like the intel community and military isn't happy about Trump requesting Russian cyber attacks on the US
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Trump Dignity Wraiths" -- I wish I had come up with that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been married for several years, but I feel the romance is gone as he always expects me to initiate sex. He just sort of plods along and seems to have lost his sexual spark. Should I keep going or confront him?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's grandiose RNC entrance was spoofed and made infinitely better by Elizabeth Banks at the DNC
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes off on a Twitter snit fit after Bill Clinton's rousing speech at the DNC
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Tue July 26, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Will the Sanders holdouts disrupt the roll call? Will Bill woo the crowd as only he can? Can the Democrats stand united? THIS is the DNC Day 2 thread. (Coverage officially kicks off at 4:30pm)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Obama's speech last night was so good that the NY Daily News was forced to scrap their golden opportunity to use "Ass Warfare" as their banner front page headline, and replace it with one praising her speech
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My friends are totally racist but I've put up with them all these years. Now I'm dating a Korean guy and they hate him. What should I do? Dear Nitwit: Dump their sorry asses
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
DNC email leak exposes money laundering, collusion between the Democratic Party and HRC's campaign, and a pointed effort to smear Sanders whenever somebody got too close. DNC: Yeah...and? #PartyUnity #NeverTrump #ImWithHer
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Islamic leader accused of raping a US airman released on his own recognizance, outraging the local community. What's that? It's actually a priest? Nevermind, community totally cool with it
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
How to act drunk. Soon to be revised into a Fark.com Community Players how-to pamphlet and FARQ posting guidline update entitled "How To Act, Drunk"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
♪Low-ered Expectat-ions♬ DNC edition: "This is Obama's party. He'll light the place up and pass the torch of a united party, then we'll all pray she doesn't screw it up between now and November"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the Democrats stand united? Will Michelle Obama plagiarize her speech from Melania Trump who plagiarized it from Michelle? Will Bernie shine one last time? THIS is your DNC Thread, Day 1 "Keep calm, America" edition (Coverage starts at 3pm)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yahoo suffers the final indignity as the company--once valued at $125 billion--is sold for $4.8 billion to Verizon, who plans to merge it with AOL
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Now that I am collecting vinyl, I have had the opportunity to add some seriously cheesy albums to my collection. What is the cheesiest or "guiltiest pleasure" album in your collection. LGT subby's
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas whodunnit: A) neighborhood hooligan, B) smooth criminal, or C) her parent for publicity?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The hippie economics of Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown are so business-hostile that California now leads the United States in GDP and employment growth
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Italy could beat the United States in legalizing marijuana
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Sat July 23, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is at the Brickyard today, and hopefully Kyle Busch runs out of fuel and Ryan Reed sugar shocks the world by taking the checkered flag. So grab a Snickers and a Coke and watch the Lilly Diabetes 250, 3:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Oldtimey Farker Aeonite wrote a sci-fi interactive fiction indie game, and he'd very much like you to check it out on Steam
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently orgies are really, REALLY smelly according to the online community
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's most northern community gets its first pool, which can hold 10% of its population
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Karl Rove, on this day in history: Lincoln won his party's nomination and worked for party unity, which we're going to need once his enraged, reanimated corpse climbs out of the ground and comes for us all
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
United Airlines ads use Virtual Reality to show off their new swanky business class. First time ever that "new" or "swanky" is used in the same sentence with United Airlines
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mysterious daily booms have small town in California looking to the sky, spawn alien theories." Geologist: Aliens? Nobody here said anything about aliens. We think it's old munitions. ABC: There you have it, aliens
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich proves to be an equal opportunity knob-slobberer as he tried to cover for Ted Cruz, who had been booed off the stage minutes before, by telling the crowd that by attacking Hillary in his speech, Cruz had "implicitly" endorsed Trump
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The Bourne Perennity
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seattle grunge supergroup Temple of the Dog reunites, will play shows across North America this November in first ever tour. They don't mind stealin' your bread
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Nations report declares that saving the environment requires people to work shorter hours. Your boss still wants you to respond to emails at night and on weekends
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Wed July 20, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Liberals are NEVER satisfied. They get their way on teaching ethnic studies in TX schools, and now they're nitpicking the textbook just because it says that Mexicans as a culture are lazy and Latino rights leaders wanted to "destroy our society"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Ailes, O'Reilly, other Fox News perverts may leave company en masse and start their own conservative news channel in Sean Hannity's barn
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Tue July 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
A coup (fake or not) provides a golden opportunity to clean up all sorts of unrelated messes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Day 2 of the RNC is here, featuring keynote speeches from Tiffany Trump, though it's unclear who she'll plagiarize. And Ben Carson is scheduled to introduce the noon nap. It's your Official RNC Discussion Thread. The insanity starts at 12 PM ET
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The 37 counties in the United States where people die young. Doesn't sound right, I live in one of these counties and I feel f
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge cop-killer "was not a Muslim and he hated Christianity," but he was a hell of a gamer. "He would make a fool of people. He'll run around and kill four or five different people and he was just ultra farking smart"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot and West Virginia state representative who called for Hillary Clinton to be executed has had his future flights canceled
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump walks back Muslim ban, now calls for extreme vetting, radical background checks, killer investigations, and farking tubular monitoring
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Old Farker Wookiemonster's short film on the opening of "Beacon Theatres" the last Film Only movie theater in the United States
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will the party unite? Will there be an anti-Trump riot? Will Chris Christie finally grow a spine and denounce the forces of evil? Where the hell is my drink? THIS is your 2016 RNC (Day 1) Thread "Burnin' Down The House" edition. (Starts at 1pm)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ghostwriter: If Trump were the president of the United States, "there is an excelled possibility it will lead to the end of civilization"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go accounts are selling for as much as $400. Hope you have Dragonite
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: to ensure fairness in the upcoming election, the DoJ is going to monitor elections in *five* whole states
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cleveland police union chief blasts Ohio's open-carry gun laws, calling it "absolute insanity." Especially since the city is going to be full of card-carrying, gun-carrying racist Republicans angered at everything
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's now the Fabulous United Methodist Church
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dangerous "heat dome" forming over the United States, especially the Midwest region
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Sat July 16, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clinton pledges constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United as soon as she doesn't need it anymore
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If you think Loudon is usually a snoozefest, just wait until Kyle Busch leads 99% of the laps when the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to New Hampshire Motor Speedway for the AutoLotto 200, 4 PM on NBCSN. Come back soon, Matt Tifft. You're our only hope
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
♫The United States, next week it will be feeling hot hot hot♫
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Need some extra money? Able to produce semen? Infected with Zika? If you answered "yes" to all these questions, then the CDC has the perfect earning opportunity for you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If tradition holds, in her first hours as the United Kingdom's new prime minister Theresa May will meet with the British defense leadership and receive an eye-opening briefing about nuclear armageddon"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clinton calls for unity, half of America idiots
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
"For complex and poorly understood reasons, the homicide rate in the United States has declined since a peak in the early 1990s. However, "active shooter" situations have more than doubled annually since 2000"
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A road rage attacker who punched a woman driver has been told by a judge she must prove she can knit to avoid being sent to jail"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Obama says "we are not as divided as we seem" at Dallas memorial for slain officers. That's right, our mutual love for hot wings, guns, liquor, Kardiashians and Pokemon Go unites us
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
"Dayton-area doctor exposed his genitals to people for years." You'd think they would have eventually looked away
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
One thing is for certain: absolutely no one of even slight prominence in the black community thinks that the Dallas shooter is a mart...oh goddamnit
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Sat July 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the "This business will get out of control" files: The United States and Russia expel each other's diplomats
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Pour yourself some Maker's Mark, turn the anti-48 and 18 idols to full, and rub the large testicles of your favorite squirrel for luck, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is in Kentucky for the FARK.com Uniting Friends In America 400, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Games Industry International)
 
 
 
Nintendo thought the Wii U would sell 100 million units worldwide, but it only sold 13 million
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Black ex-cop: "In any American police department, 15 percent of officers will do the right thing no matter what. Fifteen percent will abuse their authority at every opportunity. The rest could go either way depending on their partner"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is racing in memory of the music tab, while Bubba Wallace was fined and refuses to get over it as the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to Kentucky Speedway for the Drew Curtis "Miss Me Yet" 300 Powered by w00tstout, 8:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Facebook followers responded to his statement on the Dallas shootings with pleas for reconciliation and unity. Nah, I'm kidding, they were saying that the race war has begun
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump said he was a friend to the LGBT community and spoke out against NC's HB2 and it bothered you to actually agree with Trump on something? Well, there was no need to worry
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After Texas Gov. Abbot calls for unity following last night's carnage, let's see what Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick has to say to help the situation. Oh. Oh my
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Most people are responding to the Dallas police shootings with sorrow and calls for unity in the face of unspeakable tragedy. And then there's this jackass
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A GOP-sponsored gun bill has been put off indefinitely as speaker Paul Ryan was unable to wrangle together sparring Republicans for support in a really really bad case of timing
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
And the winner in the facial recognition competition is: Mankind 1. Artificial intelligence 0
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Who knew throwing live rounds of ammunition into a bonfire could cause injury?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Piglet dies after being left in hot car at fair. Absentee parents revoke Christopher Robin's driving privileges indefinitely
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Filling giant 6 ft balloons with liquid nitrogen is the essence of backyard science (don't try this at home)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
State which receives the most sunlight in the United States may reconsider its de facto ban on solar energy, sorta, but it's controversial and many are still against it
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coal CEO announces plans to lay off 80 percent of his workers due to "the ongoing destruction of the United States coal industry by President Barack Obama"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix fire department uses 'Big Wheel' to rescue disoriented heat-stricken hiker on South Mountain. The Hot Wheels definitely were not called for
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NC legislature adjourns with no opportunity for HB2 changes for 12 months. The ball's in your court, NBA and NCAA
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
College of Charleston students show initiative and create a multi-million dollar business employing dozens. For some reason police have a problem with that
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Want to live near the beach in a pleasant island community and don't mind moving? New Zealand has just the town for you. And, they'll give you a job and a place to live and some land for only a couple a hundred grand... where'd everybody go?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
John Wes Townley is ready for some vicious hugging, Matt Tifft is out indefinitely because sadly, it is a tumah, and the Waltrips are gone for the season as the NASCAR Xfinity Series heads to Daytona for the Firecracker 250, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest thing trying to kill you and your unborn child? Your hand sanitizer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are a man with a genital piercing, do not remove it with a razor blade
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Thu June 30, 2016
(The Influence)
 
 
 
How Victorian doctors tried to cure the mysterious female affliction "pathology of over-stimulated genitals"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Manhattan's last gun range where conservatives await Emperor Trump, perform free janitorial work for beleaguered gun nuts
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(Newser)
 
 
 
DC picks new name in its bid to become 51st state and totally ruins the "50 Nifty United States" song
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Dobson: "When I said Donald Trump had converted to Christianity, I didn't mean Donald Trump had converted to Christianity"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
(Checks mug shots) Yep, that's definitely a couple arrested for having sex on the island in the middle of a busy intersection
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The ten most popular wedding songs of all time have been unveiled, though it seems a bit too sanitized; how many idiots out there have queued up Billy Idol's White Wedding or U2's One thinking they were romantic?
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Tue June 28, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Israel and Turkey patch things up after Israel apologizes for killing 10 Turkish activists. Armenia: "Apologies and recognition after a mass murder must feel nice"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
UNITED STATES CODE, TITLE 36, CHAPTER 10: §176. Respect for flag: (b) The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise, except for water entries from a kick-ass Olympic-sized slip 'n slide ski jump
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Clinton & Warren tag team Trump: "He's getting stomped by two women - in his world that is the ultimate, catastrophic indignity." That's my fetish
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
After the failure of the initial program to train "moderate" Syrian rebels, the US military has revamped the program. This time it has so far trained 100, at a projected cost of $416 million. Weapons, sales taxes, and title not included
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The President of Mexico wants Canada and the United States to integrate in wake of the Brexit. That's the joke
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Mon June 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Lin opts out of Charlotte Hornets contract, wants long-term deal somewhere to reach his full potential, end Linsanity of jumping from team to team
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man evicted from mobile home park exacts revenge by dumping five gallon bucket filled with human waste into community pool
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie (R-Hostage) claims Donald Trump's Muslim ban, the one where he is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States, isn't really a ban on Muslims
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Evidently, the newest European nation-state will be the United Kingdom of Scotland and Gibraltar. Monkey-haggis for everyone
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
KIA tops Porsche and Mercedes in initial quality surveys. Looks like some people have very low expectations
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes thinner seats and exclusive lounges will generate another $3 billion. Passengers can now use the lounge to exchange stories about where they would have been four hours ago if their flight had taken off on time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control says risk of female genital mutilation is on the rise for women in the US, and as for the reason this is happening they cite hey, would you look at the time, gotta run
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The latest victim of NYC's real-estate plutocracy? A legendary swingers' club: "After the last night, they are giving away all the furniture and pillows, and the mats from the Mat Room." Ewww
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
East Coast states want to monitor how far you drive on a daily basis and tax you for it. Don't worry, it's not like they'll be spying on your or anything. Say, Comrade, why were you Baltimore last weekend?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fun fact: Brexit, the United Kingdom's narrow vote to exit the European Union, is not actually legally binding, and may not actually happen. Here comes Article 50
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump, who once called for a 'total and complete shutdown' of Muslims entering the U.S., would be fine with Scottish Muslims coming to the United States. And the waters get muddied even further
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Old man O'Reilly remembers the good old days when London was white and dinosaurs roamed the streets and old white men could write made-up histories with impunity
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest superbug that will kill humanity is being carried by seagulls
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell reserved for the guy who robs a Habitat for Humanity re-store at gunpoint
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump congratulates Scotland on leaving the EU. The Scots take to Twitter to correct him using some rather fascinating local profanity
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL is monitoring the situation in UK, plans on hitting the Scots with a £400K fine and docking them a first round pick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After going most of the week topless, who is asking that J.R. Smith puts his shirt back on? A) His coach B) His mother C) The President of the United States
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's how to destroy things with liquid nitrogen (Seriously, don't try this at home)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Smith hasn't made a lot of smart career moves lately, but not making "Independence Day: Resurgence" was definitely one of them
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In memory of the United Kingdom, 1707-2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ladies, remember those good old days when you did everything, while your husband read the paper? Whackjob Christianity wants you to experience shutting up and doing what you're told - just like in the good old days. Available at any church nearby
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So where is the most unaffordable place to live in the United States? Hint: It is not San Francisco and it is not Manhattan
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(Mix 96 (UK))
 
 
 
Cat missing 10 months reunited with owner, doesn't seem to care
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 11 oldest amusement parks in the United States. Have any of you ever been to these parks? Would you recommend going there?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston will reunite with Billy Cranston as Zordon in Power Rangers
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's bright idea to "maybe check, respectfully, the mosques" has already been tried. Not only did it yield no leads into any terroristic activity, it created a climate of distrust that drove a wedge between police and the Muslim community
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dude, you bought the Dell software unit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top Gear slumps to lowest ratings ever: Just 2.3 million tune in to last show, with viewers saying they 'would rather assemble flatpack furniture' than watch
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ARDX Arduino Starter Kit and courses on creating your own internet of things, remote controlled car, and environmental monitoring system. Turn sensors, LEDs, resistors, and wires into working stuff. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Corn corn corn Brad Keselowski? Corn corn Erik Jones corn Crayons blue maize? Corn Bubba Wallace corn corn? Corn corn corn NASCORN Xfinity Series corn corn Iowa Speedway corn American Ethanol E15 250, corn corn 1:30 PM ET corn Fox Corn 1. Corn
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the definitive answer to an age-old question: desert island, three books, which three would you want?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nothing rallies a community together quite like trying to find out who in their neighborhood anonymously made more than 100 code violation reports to the city
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Fri June 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Not three people in the United States Senate can explain the differences between the various lists the government maintains to track suspected terrorists"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Richard Armitage: Look, I've seen crazy. I worked for crazy. I can handle crazy. I'm voting for Clinton. *points towards GOP* Fark that insanity
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"Humanity must prepare for the day we lose control of our killer robots"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: If ISIS represents Islam, then the KKK represents Christianity. Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House votes to keep Gitmo open indefinitely
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who called out the National Guard to "monitor" a federal troop exercise, and wants to end Obamacare, just asked the Federal Government to review their Zika response plan. And, oh yeah, give Texas $11 million to fight Zika
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toronto Mosque Invites Members of LGBT Community to Celebrate Ramadan
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Wed June 15, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State Attorney General Pam Bondi criticizes Anderson Cooper for inciting anger and hatred because he questioned her sudden concern for the homosexual community
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Johnson Publishing announces sale of Jet, Ebony magazines, presumably to Peter, Michael and Samir from Initech
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators in Montana take to the streets carrying signs opposing refugees, warning terrorists could infiltrate their communities. Since 2012, Montana has welcomed just 13 refugees from Cuba and Iraq
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats pledge to hold floor "indefinitely" in push for gun control legislation
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manchester United players show up in promotion for the new Independence Day movie as fighter pilots. Naturally, Rooney is shooting too high
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's efforts to lie to and scare the British public into voting one way or the other on Brexit next week include a flotilla of fishing boats, a xenophobe, interceptor boats, Bob Geldof, and exchanges of fire by water hoses. Dignity not aboard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Takei tells LGBTQ community to fight for gun restrictions; shirtless, open-carry rapier licences
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton discusses party unity and the path of beating Trump with presumptive non-nominee Bernie Sanders
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Well, now science claims coffee can cause cancer if it is drunk "very hot." WELL HOW THE HELL ELSE DO YOU DRINK COFFEE? COLD? LUKEWARM? COFFEE BY ITS VERY DEFINITION HAS TO BE HOT AND I HAVE NOT HAD A CUP YET TODAY F*CK YOU SCIENCE
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you know what Tinnitus sounds like? No? Would you like to? It's basically like this, with subtle variations (Subby's a sightly lower pitch and key, otherwise it's spot on)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth wears a green-screen coloured ensemble for her birthday and of course the Internet community can't let that go by unnoticed
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Tue June 14, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The root cause of gun violence, hate crimes, and Trump's candidacy is toxic masculinity. Subby would read more, but gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Just like you can't say "bomb" at an airport, don't say "shoot up the school" at a school. Especially if you're the janitor
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Six airlines plan to start routes from the U.S. to Cuba. In other news, United Airlines is still waiting to get clearance for takeoff from the last flight they had scheduled out of Havana in 1957
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Game design course bundle. Unity 3D, drawing, gasification, textures, prop design. (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former New York Jets punter and Super Bowl champion Curley Johnson dies at age 80, has now re-united with Moe and Larry so he can punt to them
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Police idenitify L.A. Pride weapons suspect as Lord of the Rings star Elijah Wood
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
For future reference, THIS is what "The Muslim community condemning the Orlando attack" looks like, with a bonus side of organizing a blood drive to help the victims
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IRC calls for men and boys fleeing Faluja to be reunited with their families. Wait, people still use IRC?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nemo, Neptune, neap tide... It's an "n" word, definitely an "n" word
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Humanity's greatest invention? The internet
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the year 2017, the great freedoms of the United States are no longer, as the once great nation has sealed off its borders and become a militarized police state, censoring all film, art, literature, and communications
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series season rolls on and on and on through the green Irish Hills of Brooklyn as they head to Michigan International Speedway for the Great Clips 250, 1:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Incognito bandits" caught after cops figured out they didn't have a disguise for their car
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Which popular movie did you miss when it was initially released and only saw it at some later point?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
College student sets disc golf distance record. Definitely don't want to play him in beer pong
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Professor warns sexbots will destroy humanity
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gang stalking has replaced 9/11 as America's #1 conspiracy: "Targeted individuals represent an alarming development in the history of mental illness: thousands of sick people, banded together, demanding recognition on the basis of shared paranoias"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Some PB Guy)
 
 
 
Due to a 19th Century quirk of wording, Canadians can now legally allow dogs to lick peanut butter off their genitals
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Meet Donald Trump's 'liaison for Christian policy,' a man who once received immunity to testify in a case-fixing trial and says he stopped a tsunami by praying to Jesus
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Wed June 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's personal IT guy says the immunity he was granted might not cover all the crimes he helped commit
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Singapore solves the Facebook-at-work problem, in a pretty definitive way
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As if the Presidential election doesn't already have an impact on many things, it may now hurt the United States' World Cup bid
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Tue June 07, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Dropbox's CEO definitely thinks his company is worthy of its 10 billion dollar valuation, which reassures investors about as much as their mom saying they're handsome
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to be buried near a winery? Come to this cemetery in California and your loved ones can have a drink for all eternity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers use network theory to solve the mystery of stellar initial mass function
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(Camera.org)
 
 
 
Harvard decides to bring in a visiting professor who's magnum opus is a book "The Jewish Threat-Danger to Christianity and Islam ", promotes antisemitic conspiracy theories, and denies the Holocaust. Guess that's what 60K a year tuition gets you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Mars rover Opportunity finds surprising evidence of water on Mars. This is not a repeat of every other year since 2004. In unrelated news NASA overcame a computer bug in the rover and continues to take pretty pictures
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Mon June 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Farker's 1995 interview with a Normandy veteran who came ashore after the initial assault. To help pick up bodies. The segregated quartermaster's story
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Suburbanites OUTRAGED that traffic apps like Waze and Google Maps are redirecting commuter traffic onto their neighborhood streets. Which are, you know, public roads but still. Outrage
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Noseless man caught in scentsless crime, an unexpected profit opportunity in the mobile stripper pole repair business, and 13-year old boy suffers Michelle Duggar Syndrome: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/29 - 6/4
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So do you still have any of these types of furniture that are going extinct?
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Sun June 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The original stars and new cast members of the Ghostbusters movies are to unite on Jimmy Kimmel Live, leading some to predict a disaster of biblical proportions: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch will most likely stink up the show, Black Koch is present, but we will be Jebless as the NASCAR Xfinity Series makes their first trip to Pocono Speedway for a hopefully rain-less Pocono Green 250, 1 PM ET on Fox
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Rich Manhattanite problems are when you feel the need to buy a second 'staycation' apartment in Manhattan for 'a change of scenery'
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
The Infinity Gauntlet is being recalled as a safety hazard
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Fraternity allowed to return butt no more alcohol enemas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ilomanits Ginsburgae named after Ruth Badass Ginsburg after scientists used her genitals to identify the new species
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Megatron is coming back to the Transformers movies, replacing Galvatron, the character that was made of Megatron's parts and took on his persona in the last movie, but was definitely not Megatron in that movie because sure why the hell not
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(Psych Central)
 
 
 
"New research finds that men who are perceived as low in masculinity by women can significantly improve this opinion by simply applying deodorant"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Not to worry, all the hamsters who lived through the Fort McMurray wildfire are being reunited with their owners. Along with all the bearded dragons, birds, fish, cats and dogs. "I know it's just hamsters, but they all matter" (pics)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You'll no longer have to rely on 8 mini pretzels filling you up on your next United Airlines flight
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Could Ibrahimovic pick Malmo over Manchester United? Short answer: No, Ibra and his agent just want more money
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
In keeping with the dignity and decorum of this election year, failed candidate for Libertarian Party Chair strips to underpants and dances in front of the convention
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Here's the definitive guide to not updating to Windows 10
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NY Jets not as cheap as initially expected. Ryan Fitzpatrick obviously knows something no one else does about his actual value
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Definitely not a street light
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"I wanted to try the new experience. I've never been a mascot before. Not much people taking pride in North, why not take the opportunity? It went pretty good. First game versus Kip Peak, we kicked butt"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The prelude to the Ironbutt 1261 begins at Charlotte Motor Speedway when the NASCAR Xfinity Series takes to the track for an afternoon of basically watching Cup guys practice for Sunday at the Hisense 300. Coverage begins at 2 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Statue of Liberty stands in New Jersey's water, the McFarthest Spot in the country is in Nevada's Sheldon National Antelope Refuge, Point Roberts, Washington can only be accessed via Canada, and other weird locations in the United States
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Fri May 27, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mourinho parks the bus at Manchester United
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The debate between Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders which was off again, then on again, is definitely off again
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police responded to reports of a nude man with bells tied 'round his genitals running around Salt Lake
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hand sanitizer removes tree sap off your car, can't help with the crossing guard protruding from your windshield
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Meet the tree that's older than the United States
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Damnit. Made a shopping list and discovered at the supermarket that I'd made it based on the wrong week's circular. Done anything dumb, today?
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TSA chief says security lines will be totally farked indefinitely
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tim Eyman, with half of his ego-centric initiatives declared unconstitutional in the State of Washington, is going back to the voters. A true tax patriot indeed
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The 100 best American movies in film history - a definitive list with no need for debate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did your dark and stormy night turn into a bright and sunny day? Did you kill, un-kill, and then re-kill a character? Did you ever find your pants? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread brought to you by insomnia and insanity
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(CBS Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this community cliché
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Tue May 24, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Man high on nitrous oxide defecates in grocery store...cleanup on Aisle 9
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ssssshhhhh, the Trump camp is quietly reaching out to Muslim and Middle Eastern communities in the U.S. for support. Okay now just stop laughing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
From the "Grasping at Straws Dept" Evangelical leaders have convinced themselves that thrice-married, serial adulterer Donald Trump who has stated he has never asked Jesus for forgiveness, expresses his devout Christianity with a secret hand gesture
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Manchester United unexpectedly sack Louis van Gaal. No word on who will replace him
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The cast of Happy Endings reunited, once against teasing fans with the prospect of a reunion. Hey, it worked for Arrested Development
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
New trend in furniture is to provide secret compartments to conceal firearms. Police brace for the new alibi: "I didn't know the divan was loaded"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the drunkest and driest communities in the United States. A certain state in the upper Midwest has several cities on the drunkest list, and the only hint is you want some cheese with that, folks?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Jon and Sansa have reunited, and Littlefinger is against the wall. Daenerys topples the naysayers. And the White Walkers loom in the wintery distance. Will Brienne pierce the Vale? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly 3,000 people have been killed in the United States in the last five years because of weather, with Alabama putting up the most spectacular numbers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Puppy play" in which grown men dress up as dogs to romp about together is "definitely not about sex." You might want to check out the pics before rendering judgement though
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Sat May 21, 2016
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has fallen to its lowest level since it was first filled in the 1930s
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the state of our political system 6 years after Citizens United. Yes, everything seems to be in order here. Perfect, just as we'd planned
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(The Zimbabwean)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe explains he's only staying on as president of Zimbabwe to piss off the United States: "I am hanging on because I want to prevent regime change. It will never come"
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Fake letter informs Cincinnati students of mandatory genitalia inspections. North Carolina lawmakers happy to finally have a template
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Manchester United and Crystal Palace face each other in England's FA Cup Final. Is the Louis Van Gaal's last game as Manchester United manager? Will Crystal Palace figure out how to score? Tune in at 12:30 ET to find out
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Fri May 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Indian population threatened as temperatures hit 128 degrees. Don't people start igniting at 135 degrees?
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(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Too much sex changes the shape of your genitals, say scientists who want us to have as little sex as they do
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study concludes fraternity and sorority members are immune to alcohol intervention, double-secret probation
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
McDonald's McPick menu which was 2 for $2, then 2 for $5, and recently 2 for $4, might be changing again. Definitely. Maybe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China is *definitely* NOT taking dead bodies, marinating them, putting them in cans and then selling them in African supermarkets. Cue the Jennifer Lawrence "Yeah, O.K. thumbs up" gif
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland mayor says the most dangerous place in America is Trump's mouth. Subby likes the sentiment, not sure about the logic. Definitely wouldn't want to get between Trump and a taco salad
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton has a 3,000,000 vote lead over Sanders which is true depending on what your definition of the word vote is
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the recipe was for one of the burgers on Bob's Burgers? Well here's your opportunity for Poutine On The Ritz
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
The IDF offered amnesty to Israelis returning misappropriated army equipment. They got back 1.3 million rounds of ammunition, 4000 grenades, shells, mortars and missiles, 2 joysticks sans airplane and a motorcycle - check out the photos
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Artist draws a picture of an octopus using ink extracted from the fossil of a 95-million-year-old octopus. That whirling sound is your mind spinning into the infinite vortex of overdrive algorithms
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Life after death has been "confirmed" by scientists, still doesn't explain the former NBC TV show Community
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The final day of EPL action. Leicester has the title but there is drama to be had. Three strikers are battling for the Golden Boot. Four keepers are tied for the Golden Glove (bumped for Manchester United's final day match)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros call up 5-foot-6 Tony Kemp, giving them the shortest roster in MLB. Please feel free to refer to any unit of measurement as an Altuve-Kemp now
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines offers bug bounty -- 1,000,000 miles for verified security flaws -- then reports the miles to the IRS as income at $.02 per mile if you actually succeed
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name the five United States presidents who are not buried in the continental US
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Watch out Christianity, your 2000 years of apologetics and tradition are about to be upended in one scathing column written by that one guy who was co-host of that one show your parents remember from 35 years ago
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Of course our disruptive startup is profitable. It's so disruptively profitable we've even disrupted the definition of profitability
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Paralympic athlete is reunited with her legs after somebody ran off with them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
So the bomb at the Manchester United match was actually a bomb. A training bomb. Left behind by a private security company on Wednesday
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Sun May 15, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
The quest not to touch the Clarence Campbell Bowl begins tonite. Can the Sharks draw first blood on the road? Will Hitch guide the Blues on to the Stanley Cup or is he looking for work in a few games? It's the West Final Game 1 at 8pm ET. GAME ON
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manchester United cancels match against Bournemouth minutes before kickoff due to "credible security threat." 76,000 spectators evacuated from Old Trafford. Army bomb disposal squad on site conducting controlled explosions
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Sat May 14, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Magnitude 3.0 quake strikes near Gilroy, California, but don't worry, the garlic is safe
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates, the NASCAR Xfinity Series will be at Dover today for the Ollie's Bargain Outlet 200 at 2 PM ET on Fox, since there don't seem to be any bad movies, infomercials, TMZ, or synchronized fly fishing events to show instead
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Fri May 13, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No one should have this many Garbage Pail Kids, aka Vintage Virginity Shields
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citizens you are drinking more than your suggested 14 weekly units of alcohol, please do not exceed 14 weekly units of alcohol
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
25 years after the USSR ended, Lenin's biggest problem is that nobody cares about mausoleum science. The enbalmed corpses of Ho Chi Minh, Georgi Dminitrov, Stalin, Kim Il-sung, and Kim Jong-Il shiver with fear, because it sure beats thawing out
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Thu May 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
So now that 'Sharks in 6' has come & gone it's anybody's game 7. It's the battle for the final spot in the round of 4.. Will it be the Preds or Sharks playing in the West Final? Puck drops @9:00ET hopes & dreams of half these guys 'round midnite
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What to expect in a world of driverless cars. 'Enslaved humanity' conspicuously absent
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because nothing instills self-esteem in a young teen girl quite like taking her to a salon so she can get all that ugly, disgusting, boy-repelling peach fuzz removed from her arms. "You want to give them every opportunity to feel confident"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
What has conservatism ever done for us? Only the very finest in STIGGINIT
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