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323 headlines found matching 'NIT'
Mon May 25, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fark)
 
 
 
North Korea has the ability to produce its own Fat Little Boy, man shot outside furniture store means officers don't need to give chaise, and Mean Girls mansion might fetch $12 million: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/17 - 5/23
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(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to build $1-billion radar system at Clear AFB, Alaska so we can monitor those sneaky Canadians from their own backdoor
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Crime can only take what's to be had. My faith in humanity is not one of them. My integrity is not, either. My hope in Detroit was shaken but not broken. You simply cannot have it. We have come too far"
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Cluster bombs have a bad rep. Yet cluster bombs have evolved from the dumbest of dumb bombs into a more targeted and discriminating weapon. One of these new cluster munitions is incredibly complicated, heinously smart and ridiculously effective"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Brandon Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Cup guys are back again, and if we're really lucky, The Chaaaaddd Booooooaaaat soon will be making another run in the NASCAR Xfinity Series at Charlotte Motor Speedway in the Hisense 300, beginning at 2 PM on Fox
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(147)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ever want to have all the amenities of a five-star hotel in the middle of the woods? A concept called "glamping" does just that
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(78)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Earthquake measuring 4.2 in magnitude hits Kent in the UK, laying waste to tens of pounds worth of garden furniture
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tuk-Tuk taxi maker aims to make vehicle for the United States, if they think Americans can fit into those tiny things
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Josh "The LGBT Community is a threat to children's safety" Duggar has confessed to molesting more than five girls and resigned from the Family Research Council. His parents knew for 12 years and covered it up
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Wed May 20, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal issues Executive Order to protect Biblical definition of marriage and ban all sex while a woman is menstruating, authorizes stoning of adulterers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
MSpy, a company that makes spyware that allows parents to surreptitiously monitor their children's communications, announced that its customers data had been stolen by cyber-blackmailers. Karma could not be reached for comment
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(43)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nineties band and no-hit wonder Veruca Salt have reunited for a new album, delighting their legion of fan
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(129)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
With a sting so painful it can push a grown man to the brink of insanity, your mother-in-law and this Australian plant have a lot more in common than you might think
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(52)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Federal agents shoot man outside furniture store in order to avoid giving chaise
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Tue May 19, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you're an American, the idea of retiring in a Mexican beach community in a condo sounds like delightful. Until the Mexican government decides to seize the condo and there's nothing you can do about it
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(189)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Coffee has definite health benefits. That 1000-calorie slushy mocha thing you're drinking? Not so much
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(95)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This just in, Frogger now available in Virtual Insanity mode
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(17)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With the Sprint cup celebrating the all star weekend in Charlotte, the Xfinity series gets the big stage on Sunday assuming rain doesn't stop the festivities. This is your Iowa 3M 250 discussion thread on Fox Sports 1 at 2pm EDT
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(229)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
This Pope is really ruining Christianity for people who want to spit on the poor and piss on the planet. He's also a fan of Mahmoud Abbas
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Sat May 16, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Brain injury gives woman affinity for art, poetry and math"
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(50)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan may flee the US if she doesn't finish her community service on time. Meth dealers extremely concerned about the possible massive hit to their profits
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Community in uproar over adult bookstore's mural of a girl stuffing her beaver
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(127)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bill Simmons, under contact with ESPN through September, will never appear on any ESPN platform again. Whoa. This is like the '90210' ending when Dylan McKay married Kelly but still loved Brenda. Top 10 sad ending. Definitely Top 5. Maybe Top 3
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL considers three proposed changes to the extra point rule. Titans management declines input since they rarely get an opportunity for an extra point
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"What no one wants to say out loud is that this is a big win for the NSA, and a huge nothing burger for the privacy community"
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(31)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
United Airlines launches bug bounty program, will reward researchers with frequent flyer miles
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a right way and a wrong way to show support for your team. Invading the pitch and pepper spraying the opposition players is definitely the wrong way
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The new book "Why Grow Up?" makes a case for adulthood in an age of eternal adolescence. There are definite benefits to maturity and even responsibility. Oh, and penis
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(122)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Walker flunked out of Christianity too, apparently
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(154)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Notorious drug-addled criminal begins community service at a preschool for underprivileged kids. What could possibly go wrong?
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(37)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flight MH370 searchers discover wreckage on ocean floor...of a previously undiscovered shipwreck. CNN headquarters placed on medical alert after initial euphoria replaced with crushing depression
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder is 65 today, never saw Social Security coming when at age 13 he recorded 'Fingertips Parts One and Two', the first live non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man demands explanation from the scientific community after his cat gives birth to a dog
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(57)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The New Yorker passed on Hersh's bin Laden story years ago; Rolling Stone initially wanted it but decided that one anonymous source was way too much corroboration for their standards
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Meet the people out to stop humanity from destroying itself
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Sun May 10, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dartmouth College fraternity that inspired "Animal House" is now singing the Delta Blues
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Sat May 09, 2015
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
In typical United fashion, flight crew determines it's better to make an emergency landing than to provide a meal to an autistic teenager
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello, Canada, and hockey farkers in the United States & Newfoundland, we're in Montréal at 7:00ET for the only game tonight & maybe the last time this season as the Lightning get a second crack at eliminating the Canadiens on this Hockey Night
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(Westman Journal)
 
 
 
Westman Journal (Manitoba, Canada) says FARK hits a bullseye with this headline: "Dwight Howard has 50 guns and 20 snakes in his Houston home. or as that's called in the Texas homebuilding market, standard features"
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Thu May 07, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Could be the beginning of the end of the 2nd round with 2 elimination games tonight & as a sign Schedule Guy's lookin' for redemption, not at the same time.. Will we say au revoir to the Habs @7:00ET or bye to the Wild @9:30ET? Definitely, maybe
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(1231)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
Herd immunity, cybersecurity, and just for the hell of it, elephants (Sponsored link)
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(21)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The final film directed by Orson Welles, "The Other side of the Wind," is trying to secure funding via crowd sourcing. Initial reports say the script is full of country goodness and green peaness
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Wheelchair-bound treadmill winner on The Price is Right reveals plans for prize: "I guess I'll just do with it what everyone else does, which is use it as a piece of furniture"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Flight attendants to soon use sensors in plane seats to monitor passengers' health. Although the biggest risk on flying United still remains dying from old age
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Lindsay Lohan after she failed to fulfill her community service hours. Again
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(38)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Wonderful specimen of humanity opens the floodgates on water reservoir in drought-ridden Eastern Oregon, and no one notices for two weeks
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats plan six presidential primary debates, which will be open to any candidate with the initials HRC
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(169)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Only having the Habs playing & losing tonight could be a better way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.. Alas, two other games tonight, so fire up some fish tacos or carnitas to soak up the goonjuice. CHI/MIN @8:00ET, ANA/CAL @9:30ET
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(1227)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"United States of Drinking" host and food writer Joshua Ozersky dies at 47, after last being seen at a karaoke bar around 4 AM. With "Yeah, he probably died doing what he loved" pic
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(76)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
United Kingdom: The elections are two days away, but how far away is Brexit?
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(32)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what makes hospitals infinitely better? When there are koalas wandering around inside them
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(27)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just so we're all clear, there's nothing sacred about the secrets of a sorority's initiation rituals
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(47)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Star Wars: The Force Awakens cast get their own Vanity Fair cover in desperately-needed shot of publicity for the struggling indie film
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Sun May 03, 2015
(drink port, get byotches)
 
 
 
"Different Types of Whisky Drinkers." Subby is definitely "The Troll"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
From Christianity to dirty martinis, perhaps no other food has impacted Western civilization more than the humble olive
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(58)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Phillipines army and rebels declare a weekend cease-fire so everyone can watch Pacquaio fight Mayweather: "Filipinos are all united behind our own hero. We are all rooting for Manny. We expect a very peaceful day, no crime, no fighting"
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What goes buzz-click-buzz-click and makes ornithologists excited?
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(17)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is at the Talladega Superspeedway this week, so gird your loins for 3 hours of pack "racing" punctuated by the occasional horrifying wreck and red flag period at the Winn-Dixie 300, 3 PM on Fox
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(224)
 
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cop issues driver three citations for reckless driving, failure to exercise due care and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. Fark: Driver was fire chief responding to a "high magnitude" call (with video)
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(92)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Hartford police paid for 485,000 rounds of ammunition per year, fired 180,000, and have no idea what happened to the rest or if it ever existed at all
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(83)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man cuts through storage unit roof, steals dozens of guitars. Owner now frets over having 35 less Paul Gibsons
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(59)
 
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Neil Peart suffering from chronic tendonitis. So this IS Rush's last tour
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(50)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most unpleasant survey ever conceived reveals that one third of London men are too fat to see their own genitals
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(35)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Patient in N. Texas being monitored for Ebola after recent trip to Liberia. This is not a repeat from October
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(13)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Former GOP state lawmaker from TX publicly blasts Gov. Gregg Abbott for "pandering to idiots" by ordering TNG troops to "monitor" the Army's "Jade Helm" exercises to make sure they aren't a cover for a military coup
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(171)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China bars amateur meteorologists. Which in the United States would pretty much mean the end of The Weather Channel
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(41)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbia University celebrates 100 years of film studies. Decades of past students have had the opportunity to learn popular culture, explore the arts, offset the D they got in Biology with an easy A
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I'll be damned. I never knew until now that Obama's "Beer Summit" was actually meant to fan the flames of racial tension in black communities. Thanks, Ted Cruz
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(204)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jon Bones Jones stripped of title; suspended fron UFC indefinitely following hit and run
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(42)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Researchers stunned that being zapped by a Taser could lead to temporary loss of cognitive abilities
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The recognition of contract bridge as a sport is on the cards"
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
MIT confirms what we already knew, the greatest scientific minds and the resources of the United States are focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections
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(121)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins jailing people for twerking: "Debauched action is punishable by a range of sanctions from community service to three years behind bars"
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(124)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sid Tepper, who wrote songs for musicians like Elvis Presley, has been reunited with him
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If the flight attendant on your trip resists your advances and refuses to take a photo, jokingly saying you'll hijack the plane is definitely not going to change her mind
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(33)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"The opportunity was there to make a great connection with a little boy. And ugh, I wouldn't even say I took the opportunity, it's just... I... just had fun really. It felt really really good, ya know, to make someone's day. It made my day too"
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(33)
 
(St. George News)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl contacts police after speeding car runs over her skateboard. Police respond, buy girl a new board, take her on a ride-a-long, let her try estimating speeds using the laser unit used for traffic enforcement (w/pics)
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(34)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Can a Buschfinitywide regular end the Cup drivers' domination of victory lane? Find out when the NASCAR Xfinity Series hits Richmond International Raceway for the ToyotaCare 250, 7 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(150)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember those kids who bullied the bus monitor a few years back? They've moved on from making old ladies cry to making special needs kids drink pee
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(101)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
*tips hat* bye Jets. 1st up tonite, Bolts look to even up at the Joe & the Isles go for the home win @7:00ET. Then the Hawks can give the Leafs the 16th pick @9:30ET & Calgary will try to make it the 17th @10:00ET. Flame on, Vancouver
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(1059)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nitro coffee.this is awesomeit's coffee thatisconcentrated and it ispumpedthrough somethinglikeguniess andhasnitrogen initsothatit hasbubbles andcaffeine and it gives youmorecoffeefaster and thencaffeineand issmoothand goodyou can drink it all up
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(42)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Girls banned from running at Melbourne Islamic college because they might lose: A) valuable study time. B) required class attendance. C) their virginity
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(134)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Defense lawers argue South Carolina's longest-serving sheriff, just found guilty of corruption, should serve no time in prison because when he wasn't taking bribes "he helped protect countless individuals and served his community for four decades"
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(44)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The old saying "The best way to a man's heart is through his stomach" also applies to this woman (probably not safe for work, lunch, faith in humanity)
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(113)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Foreign country helps American mother reunite with missing daughter after father ran off with her years ago. Bad: It was the wrong girl
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out this is World Yoga Day, so grab your unitard and do a Downward Dog
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(10)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Waka Flocka Flame"
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(75)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The latest post-Citizens United campaign finance development: Having your Super PAC run your presidential campaign so to maximize the number of unlimited contributions you receive
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(74)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the fact nobody has ever been executed by using nitrogen gas except in movies, Oklahoma decides to give it the greenlight over the chair
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(195)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
IKEA releases catalog of new furniture that will charge your phone, to be sold only at outlet stores
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(24)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series stops at Bristol Motor Speedway to work out their aggressions and stop Ryan Reed and Jamie Dick with some good old fashioned short track racing at the Drive to Stop Diabetes 300, beginning at 1 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(157)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Circa News)
 
 
 
To honor the new "meme law," Photoshop a Russian public figure that in no way harms their "honor, dignity and business"
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(43)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Fruitnet)
 
 
 
Fruit industry in uproar over whether it's hygienic for workers to pee on the crops: "Urine is virtually sterile when it leaves the human body, it does not carry any bacteria and has been used by growers for years as it is very high in nitrogen"
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(53)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The latest most horrible crime perpetuated against humanity by President Obama? Cutting the deficit
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(71)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Striking airline food workers at LAX affect international flights. United Airlines passengers forced to endure entire flight without getting their bag of 10 peanuts or a handful of stale pretzels
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(5)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Are you guilty of being a humanitarian douchebag? A voluntourist? A group in Vancouver is campaigning to end irresponsible voluntourism once and for all"
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(33)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee House approves of opportunity to lose the state millions of dollars in a lawsuit
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(54)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(15)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Protecting the huge manatee from huge humanity asshats
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Virgin America named top U.S. airline for the third year in a row. United, American, Southwest finish just below Kitty Hawk Airways
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
NRA spokesman: "Islamic extremists have seized control of cities across the United States and have enacted sharia law"
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(335)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times magazine's New York-rooted editor-in-chief Dan Skye: "The Colorado cannabis industry is an economic miracle. Everyone in the United States is following Colorado's lead"
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(65)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why you should stop laughing and take Marco Rubio seriously as the best contender for the 2016 Republican nomination. Seriously, damnit, stop laughing
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(163)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Shooter at large at Wayne Community College in Goldsboro, NC. Just a few miles further south and he'd be in a real pickle
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(53)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad definitely has a Deathstroke, possibly also has a metal band from Iowa
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(38)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Because sometimes while high on meth you just have to break in to an apartment complex, get naked and hide in a small storage unit
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(10)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Brain training games: No proof they prevent cognitive decline. Also, Brain training games: No proof they prevent cognitive decline
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Chris Nolan was stringing us along the whole time. It was actually the Dark KNIT Rises
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(53)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
1. Crank up the media hype machine 2. Build too few units on purpose for initial shipments 3. Get the SOLD OUT huge demand headlines 4. Profit, and how
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(68)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Much to the delight to gun and ammunition manufactures Ted Cruz tells NRA members that Hillary will be going after their guns. Wait, you mean there are guns left in America after Obama took them all?
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(269)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People in Florida hunting invasive pythons. New reptilian bounty hunters: People in Florida hunting invasive monitor lizards. "Several people reported a mysterious decline of the feral cat population"
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(68)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently batshiat insanity doesn't age all that well
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(204)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is back at Texas Motor Speedway with the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300. Coverage begins at 8:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1, so it's doubtful kids like Erik Jones and Chase Elliott will be allowed to stay up to drive in the race
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(190)
 
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Minneapolis is literally the most literate city in the United States
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(27)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton to take longer maternity leave, plans to get back to her royal duties just as soon as someone defines what those are
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(70)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(81)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Jack Nicklaus just proved that he is infinitely better than Tiger (Video of awesomeness)
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man survives a two-hour flight inside the wheel well of an airplane. Still beats flying economy on United
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(25)
 
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
George & Amal Clooney, Vladimir Putin, System of a Down, and Kanye & Kim Kardashian will visit Armenia this month to commemorate 100th anniversary of Armenian genocide, with Kim going back to brunette to mark solemnity of occasion
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO behind forcing Christians to stop believing in Christianity and learn to start loving the gays, at least in Indiana
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(47)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(42)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nitrous oxide - aka "hippie crack" - is now second only to cannabis as the drug of choice for teenagers. Stop laughing
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(117)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lynyrd Skynyrd reunites
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(51)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Selling figurine soldiers in Nazi regalia at Moscow's most renowned children's store? That's possible charges of inciting hatred and undermining the dignity of veterans of World War II
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(43)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Educators are pushing to marginalize exams. Testing is not just dying out as an irrelevance, like the slide rule: Tests are being killed off at all levels of schooling as an affront to human nature and dignity, like the strap"
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(46)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist says he keeps finding aliens in the upper atmosphere but no one will believe him: "These organisms are biological, have a definite structure, and are not related to organisms on Earth"
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(29)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 best doughnut shops in the United States, but hey, is there ever a doughnut that we don't like?
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(13)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you're like me, you've often said to yourself "I'd definitely pay $150 for an autographed poster of Glenn Beck crying." Well, my friends, our day has come
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(52)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The definitive history of M-M-M-Max Headroom
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(94)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most derided profession in academia? Humanities professors
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(159)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Grocery chains increasingly irrelevant to finicky millennials. Grocers hope to win their business by adding delivery services, hiring trained chefs and sommeliers, installing full-service restaurants, and "connection and community" events
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(73)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(The Truth About Cars)
 
 
 
An In-Depth Look Inside Alex Roy's Insane Record-Setting Infiniti Q50. Interview with the Farker behind the tech and behind the wheel
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston still on track to be the next JaMarcus Russell. "There's definitely some boobage going on"
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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(86)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The teenage son of the Canadian Consul General learns diplomatic immunity doesn't work when you've killed someone over a drug deal
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(74)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans once again warning the world that the United States cannot be trusted so long as the GOP is in charge of Congress
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality = Obamacare for the internet. ISP Mergers = Citizens United for the internet
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(9)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hannity: Why are American gays angry with laws that affect them directly, rather than say Sharia law?
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(197)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
'70s Rock star passes, we'll take it for granite they'll barium in a sedimental ceremony
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(45)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity releases science-themed expansion to benefit women in STEM. Shut up and take my ____
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Seventy million adults have arrest or conviction records in the United States - or about one in three adults. Restricting their employment is holding back our economy"
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(194)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, Republicans join in glorious bipartisan harmony to provide a tax credit for the long-suffering yachting community
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(37)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is definitely not a homoerotic, over the top, tan bodybuilder in speedos, Bollywood fight scene
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(21)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"While high-profile units like SEAL Team Six and Delta Force get most of the media attention, the number of specialized troops in the U.S. Army National Guard is quietly growing"
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(60)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the unhealthiest fast-food burgers in the world. Hint: The worst offender has the initials BK
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(7)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mullin mullin' St. John's head coaching job
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(5)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Not so long ago, Rainbow Court mobile home park was a peaceful, pleasant community of senior citizens. Today it is a Mad Max, dystopian landscape of broken and abandoned trailers"
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(58)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(26)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All hail our glorious cyber ant overlords. Also, will someone PLEASE make scientists start watching old sci-fi movies before they enslave or outright kill off all of humanity? Please?
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The economy is booming across the United States, despite Obama's illegal attempts to destroy it. Thankfully, conservatives are here now to save us from this monster
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(147)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: TV show ends. News: It's the longest-running Finnish language television program in history. Fark: the show has aired on a podunk TV station in the United States and most people in Finland have never heard of it
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(26)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pizza and ice cream parlor was front for family-run pot operation, police rai... waidadaminnit... Why didn't I think of that?
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(41)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
In response to U.S. House measure encouraging shipment of U.S. weapons to Ukraine, Chechnya offers arms to Mexico to fight United States. AY CARAMBA
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Thu March 26, 2015
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
NASA Curiosity rover finds traces of nitrates on Mars, hopes to find hot dogs soon
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(12)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
If you're gonna rob a bank, arriving there by taxi is not a good start. Not paying the cab fare on arrival doesn't help. And being drunk is definitely out
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(15)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Since the United States is no longer a functional democratic republic, what would you call this thing?
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blogger determines that most bloggers live in their parents' spare bedrooms or lofts over the garage or something, and definitely not in their parents' basement, as is commonly believed
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(9)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
International friendlies begin Wednesday as Denmark hosts the United States at 3 pm (ESPN), with Germany vs the Socceroos, and Scottland vs Northern Ireland (3:30 ESPN3), followed by France vs Brazil on Thursday at 4 (ESPN2)
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(126)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alpha Delta fraternity facing 'disciplinary sanctions' that range from double secret probation to permanent revocation for violating Dartmouth's zero point zero policy against branding pledges like a steer
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(72)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Renters in Massachusetts abandon house after plugging up drains with cement and wiring the entire house to explode. They're definitely not going to get their cleaning and security deposits back; not that anyone ever does
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you're "waiting for a friend," it shouldn't be behind the bushes at a school bus stop with KY lube, condoms, latex gloves, rope, knit cap, a box cutter and a stolen gun
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(105)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Why do communities keep wasting money on useless tornado sirens?"
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(89)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset at California attorney who seeks to pass ballot initiative titled "Sodomite Suppression Act," community activist and professional troll responds by seeking to pass ballot initiative titled "Intolerant Jackass Act"
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(67)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
A subby greenlit headline: The vanity credit turns 100
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers want you to come up with a list of names for features on Pluto that we won't even see until a NASA probe gets there in July, but there must be SOMETHING there that needs to be called Uniting Friends In Astronomy
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lufthansa pilots' strike extended, resulting in hundreds of canceled flights and stranding thousands of passengers. Or as United Airlines calls that, Tuesday
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(6)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 8 most troubled industries in the United States. Well Subby has been wondering where he can rent a DVD for a new movie that came out
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Sat March 21, 2015
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Google face recognition system is accurate to matching a face to a database of 260 million photos. Apparently, the only way to fool the system is to use a picture that is unrecognizable, like the one on your driver's license
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(26)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to someone whose highest aspiration in life is to be a hall monitor?
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(88)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The Cassill has fallen, the Poole is empty, and Dick has been lost to diabetes as The NASCAR Xfinity Series' western swing ends today at Auto Club Speedway in California, 3:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Flash Mob, Jim, but not as we know it. "Les Miserables" in the middle of a crowded shopping mall. Oh, and a merry-go-round, an escalator, a broom, a couple of kiosks, a few random pieces of furniture and maybe a Starbucks somewhere
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(16)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Soviet propaganda videos from the 1980s erroneously portrayed the United States as an oligarchy where the rich get richer and the poor get manipulated by moneyed intere--oh crap
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Fri March 20, 2015
(News and Tribune)
 
 
 
Lack of education and opportunity lead to aids outbreak in Southern Africa and Southern Indiana
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
United Nations: Today is International Happiness Day. Ireland: You're about nine days late
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(31)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Godwin's rhetorical strategy - to invalidate any charges of racism by challenging any definition of the word itself"
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the 92-year-old ex-janitor who left an unexpected $8 million to a local hospital and library? How did he amass his secret fortune? Two words - discipline and patience
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(87)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
I call upon the power of FARK. Beer nerds and theatre geeks UNITE for a fellow Farker
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton. Aisha Tyler. Ali Spagnola. Laina Morris. Cards Against Humanity. Dick Butt. Not safe for work language
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(21)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy believe The Breakfast Club made people see them in the simplest terms and most convenient definitions
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Earth had the warmest winter on record this year. Northeastern United States would say, "That's absurd," but their lips are still frozen shut
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(34)
 
(Army Times)
 
 
 
Alaskan army unit allowed to use racial slurs on "Racial Thursdays." Unit also braced for discovery of "Homophobic Mondays,""Sexism Sundays," and "Silly Hat Fridays"
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(62)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Pretty Woman" stars reunite after 25 years. Fun fact - Leading roles were originally offered to Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Daryl Hannah ... and Sylvester Stallone
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(31)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The "Goodfellas" cast will reunite for a 25th anniversary screening; Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta, Lorraine Bracco, Paul Sorvino, and director Martin Scorsese will discuss the film with Jon Stewart. Now go home and get your farkin' shinebox
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(109)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
President Obama adds his two cents into college basketball, saying that the shot clock should be reduced to 30 seconds
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(19)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback explains that the anti-abortion law he signed is really about the economy, because forcing those babies to be born is just smart fiscal policy. "If you're not forming a family unit, you are slowing economic performance"
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(176)
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Ryanair steps up talks for transatlantic service. Budget airline reportedly excited about opportunity to drop passengers and their luggage off on a continent they didn't want to go to rather than just a distant city
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(9)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Passenger on United Airlines flight goes berserk after he realizes he's flying on United Airlines
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(29)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
We've got a plan, We're gonna do it for our Tesla fans. All we seek, Is the bottom line to victory. We'll ignite you, excite you, With high voltage pay. We won't let up a minute, We're going all the way. Tesla Superchargers
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(70)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
There's a small community of thriving artists in the Midwest, but you've probably never heard of it
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(28)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Where you are legally allowed to drink in public in the US, in one map so you can clip it off your monitor and put it in your car
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(35)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series hits Phoenix today, where yet another Cup regular will most likely win while Crayons and the Chase Elliott blow-up doll fight for best of class among the regulars at the Axalta 200, 4 PM EDT on Fox
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(145)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
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(16)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Vladmir Putin is hanging out with his girlfriend in the maternity ward (w/ photographic evidence)
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(83)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
If you pick a fight with an elephant, the odds are against you. However, the odds escalate to infinity if you're also drunk
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(24)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most unique jobs in each state. Move to Florida and become an athlete. Move to New York and become a Fashion Designer. Move to Illinois and become a janitor
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding mom upset at United for being told to cover up, even though they waived the $25 blanket charge
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(293)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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(223)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This farmer saved a freezing baby cow named Leroy by taking it for a swim in a hot tub. Leroy is "done hot-tubbing" but "sunbathing is definitely in his future out in the grass"
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(57)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
South Korea ambassador released from hospital. Plans to take a stab at uniting the two Koreas
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(12)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
600 million year old sponge could be one of our common ancestors. So you could be using your great-times-infinity-uncle twice removed to wash with
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(27)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When leaving a job, Gallant thanks his employer for the opportunity. Goofus steals letters from Michelangelo and ransoms them for €100,000
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"One of the things we understand now is that the initial ship that came over from England to Massachusetts Bay actually carried more beer than water," says Bruce Bustard
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(60)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Republicans advance bill to repeal ammunition magazine limits, because 'Murica
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(180)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Apparently those initials carved into the side of the Roman Colosseum date back to AD, uh, Saturday
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(46)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
No, no, I am definitely Mr White
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(10)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Bradford City hopes to keep its Cinderella story alive against Reading, Villa takes on West Brom, Blackburn travels to Liverpool on Sunday, and Monday sees Arsenal traveling to Old Trafford to face Manchester United. It's your FA Cup quarterfinals thread
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(347)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Solar-powered plane begins 5 month long journey around the world. United passengers wish they could travel so quickly
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(22)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new concept in Solar power generation "community solar gardens" could allow people to benefit from solar power even if they don't have the space/funds to install rooftop panels themselves. As if solar power wasn't socialist ENOUGH already
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(68)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Golf is a dying sport in the United States. Good
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(117)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Showing initiative and going to work early? That's a jailin'
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(78)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Crayons finish blue or live up to his promise to finish potato at the NASCAR Xfinity Series Boyd Gaming 300 from Las Vegas, 3:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1?
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(271)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
High school is a great place to meet new people and make life-long friends, especially true when one of those friends turns out to be your older sister who was kidnapped from the maternity ward upon her birth 17 years ago
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(32)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Teaser description catches the internet off guard for 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' teaser trailer #2. Why was there no teaser for this important information? Where were all the nerds who were supposed to be monitoring this?
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(21)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harve Bennett, the man who saved the Star Trek franchise, has reunited with Leonard Nimoy
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(20)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Law enforcement holds a press conference to announce they've discovered that as marijuana becomes more legal in the United States, the less the Mexican cartels are smuggling it into the country
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(80)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Professional liar Kris Kobach thinks it's possible Obama may give blanket immunity to black people for any crimes they might commit, presumably by giving them all jobs at Goldman Sachs
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(119)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Domestic government spying causes dropped calls and bad reception. Which means you're either being monitored by the NSA or have signed on with AT&T
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(21)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Albert Einstein: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe"
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(41)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In order to preserve everyone's sanity, NASA is sending #TheDress to Mars. Thank God
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(7)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Scalia wonder how a broccoli mandate applies to this case? How many times will Kennedy mention children's dignity? And how rambling of a response will Breyer give the plaintiffs? This is YOUR King v. Burwell SCOTUS hearing discussion thread
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(223)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week's word soup: HGTV torn asunder by controversy surrounding furniture plagiarism on Ellen Degeneres's reality show
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(48)
 
(The Shorthorn)
 
 
 
The pharmaceutical community is very, very, very interested in helping women achieve orgasm
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban to appear in "Sharknado 3" as President of the United States. Yet another reason to root for the sharks
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(29)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
School boards declare war on Christianity in North Carolina by using Good Friday as a make-up day for the snowy Acts of God of the last two weeks
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI pulled off over three dozen raids on so-called "maternity hotels," which are designed to allow Chinese women to give birth in the US, providing them with passports, lodging, and food and allowing them to skip the hospital bill
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(90)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Evo (UK))
 
 
 
Here's a review of the new Rolls Royce Phantom Serenity, in case you can't make your mind up between it and some sort of Bentley
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(29)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear United States: Stop spying on us or we'll throw even more of your guys out of the country. Love, Canada
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(54)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Twenty pieces of furniture that were clearly designed by the insane
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(37)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Police say hospital's nitrous oxide was stolen for a giggle
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Well, there goes my faith in humanity
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(111)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule
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(62)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado sold 17 tons of retail marijuana. You know a product is successful when they use good ol' Murican units of weight instead of those socialist kilos
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(78)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"It's not like were looking across the border into Mexico or even looking across the border at Canada, We're looking across the border into the United States, and it's very different"
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(36)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a NASCAR double header today, with the Xfinity Series' Hisense 250 at 2 PM and the Truck Series Hyundai Construction Equipment 200 at 5:30 PM, both on Fox Sports 1
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(404)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"As a tribute to the late, great Leonard Nimoy, we've compiled the definitive Star Trek quiz. It'd be highly illogical not to attempt it"
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(11)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity tells the crowd at C-PAC that his Fox-issued X-ray vision allows him to know who in the audience is pregnant and assures those women George W. Bush is not the father. Did somebody leave some uncapped Sharpies in the greenroom again?
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's faith-based initiative ignores all religions except for Christianity. To be fair, all those other guys are just going to hell anyway, so who cares
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(76)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Reason up to reality frat boy, while you're still trying to figure out how to open a beer with one hand this fraternity at Kean University in NJ is building a house in Newark for a homeless family on a $1K formerly vacant lot
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(27)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin admits no Republican--including herself--is worthy of being President of the United States
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How the Citizen's United ruling really f*cked the whole system up and we're getting the government we paid for, not the government we want or need
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(123)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's community service so popular, judge orders a sequel
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(46)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Terrorists in planning stages to unleash a series of dirty bombs in major cities across the United States
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(53)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to find a good place to eat french fries? Here are the 30 best french fries in the United States
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Doctors get a rare opportunity to witness the womb with a view
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
57% of Republicans support making Christianity the official religion of the U.S. Wait until they hear about those evil PC thugs James Madison and Thomas Jefferson
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(102)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
For the New York City craft beer crowd, a definitive five borough guide to NYC's impressive craft beer scene. You're welcome
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(2)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police confuse '21' birthday balloons for Islamic State initials, panic accordingly
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but apparently, precious metals might not be quite as valuable as Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh claim they are. Value of 9/11 commemorative coins still totally legit, though
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(90)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Was DHS's warning of a terrorist attack just a political threat not to shut down DHS? No, not at all. No. No. No. Maybe? Yes? Yeah, it definitely was. Yes
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(65)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Thank you Jamie Watts, for restoring subby's faith in humanity
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(73)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dumps in Canada's Arctic among the most spectacular in the world: "Every piece of metal, every car, every washer, every dryer, every lawn chair that's come into the community has never left. It's still here"
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(8)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Nice guy" teacher and wrestling coach had child porn, a major marijuana grow op, and a homemade silencer in his house. Apparently, New Jersey has a different definition of the word "nice"
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(45)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
*click* Good Idea: Being a politician and rebuilding a home with Habitat for Humanity. *click* Bad Idea: Being a politician and rebuilding _your_ home with Habitat for Humanity *click*
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(28)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's definition of a "combat zone" in the Falklands War is an air-conditioned modern hotel in Buenos Aires. But it didn't have HBO, so he could've totally gotten PTSD from that
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(60)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
How strong will Chase Elliott begin his second and final season in the Busch... er, Nationwide... er, Xfinity Series? It's the Florida Alert Today 300, live from Daytona Intl' Speedway. Coverage begins at 3:30 PM Eastern Snow Time on FoxSports1
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(698)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fetuses are more sensitive and susceptible to the prenatal environment than initially believed. So maybe you shouldn't take your unborn child to work
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(51)
 
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
"Males nibble on female external genitals using their fangs, and then we observed that there was a liquid coming out of the fangs. We do not know what this liquid is"
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(27)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR suspends driver indefinitely for hitting a woman. No, not Denny Hamlin
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(53)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is more than happy to back medical marijuana initiative if the doctor that started it would apologize for hurting her feelings
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(65)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time Warner employee takes initiative to build pre-merger corporate synergy with Comcast, lets loyal customer know he'll send a technician to see you next Tuesday (Not safe for work text)
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(43)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thomas Jefferson: Founding Father, third President of the United States... Pigeon house designer
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(32)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas GOP-controlled legislature works to pass emergency "Because the world needs ditch diggers, too" bill that would allow nearly 30,000 high school seniors graduate without passing a single test. Tag is definitely NOT for the students
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(163)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Fark founder, Kentucky gubernatorial hopeful Drew Curtis auctioning Crisis on Infinite Earths #1 original art
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(61)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
DRAKE, WE ARE LEAVING. Right after we watch Ellen Ripley, Trinity, The Bride, Leeloo, and other iconic movie women doing bad ass things in this montage
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Obama nominees, one confirmed easily, one delayed indefinitely. So, what's the difference?
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(79)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Community outreach to Hindus includes decorating the community with sacred Hindu symbols
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(55)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson to receive a freedom of speech award named for Andrew Breitbart from Citizens United. I don't even know where to begin
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(241)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Opelika-Auburn News)
 
 
 
If you only help one Iraqi woman reunite with an Oreo today, let this be the one
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(34)
 
(Arabian Business)
 
 
 
Two Dubai residents shortlisted for manned mission to Mars on 'B' Ark. No word on whether they are hairdressers or telephone sanitizers
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(23)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
In these wintry times, DOE busts myth about needing minutes to warm up your car's engine in bitter cold, advises you to start driving no more than 30 seconds after starting ignition
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(67)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
America has reached peak hair removal insanity. KELLY CLARKSON
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(126)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
San Diego TV station uses wrong photo in news report of suspected rapist. And by wrong photo, we mean a photo of the President of the United States. Oh, and one guess as to which network they are affiliated with
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(131)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First genetically modified apples that don't brown will definitely improve their core value
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(47)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Those who believe that the United Federation of Planets in Star Trek is some kind of free market paradise are mistaken; the Federation is just one big welfare state that flies in the face of Ayn Rand. Thanks, Republicans
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(221)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
JetBlue becomes first airline to accept Apple Pay for snacks and fees. As opposed to United Airlines who allows passengers to pay fees by taking out a second mortgage
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(25)
 
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
Floodwalls built to protect communities around New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina are holding up strong. Just kidding, they're sinking
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you thought that the United Airlines $75 London to New York ticket you bought was almost too good to be true, you were right
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(21)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
United States Little League champions stripped of title due to pulling a Belichick
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man is 109, and spends his time knitting tiny clothes for penguins. With awesome pics of pengies in sweaters
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(81)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"Basically the starting gun caps self-ignited, which set fire to my shorts, which caused me to jump into the swimming pool. I was just standing there having a sandwich, and then 'boom'. It was just one of those freak, out-of-the-blue accidents"
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(39)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
University of California increases its vaccination requirements for 2017. Still no immunity to 20 years of student loan debt
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(13)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYU student finally gives us the definitive answer to an age-old question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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(13)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Paddy Power)
 
 
 
And in soccer news, it's "squeaky bum time" for Manchester United in the Premier League. Whatever the hell THAT means
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(28)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The United States hasn't won a match in its last five attempts. Let's see how they fare against a tiny Central American isthmus. United States of America vs. Republic of Panama. 4 pm ET. ESPN
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(77)
 
(GMA Network)
 
 
 
A record 3.3 billion airline passengers flew last year. However to be fair, 1.2 billion of those were United Airlines customers who finally completed canceled flights that they booked in 2012
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(10)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The good people of Alabama want judges to only recognize the Biblical definition of marriage, which technically means if a man is at war and catches a woman he is allowed to marry her as long as her head is shaved
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(252)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Incognito close to signing with the Bills, which would allow him to live up to his name
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(18)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Former janitor and gas station attendant was a secret stock market multi-millionaire, leaves $8 million to local library, hospital
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(66)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Bedfordshire News)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks reunited with his Castaway co-star Wilson at Madison Square Garden
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(29)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
A naked Bill Cosby statue (with a tiny Fat Albert covering his genitals) sculpted by a high school freshman will be unveiled in Florida this month
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Autism Speaks weighs in on vaccine controversy: "Definitely need to vaccinate your kids, definitely. Don't want to skip that. Definitely don't skip it"
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(79)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair asked a bunch of famous Brits to reenact memorable scenes from American films, and as Keira Knightley proves by her version of Meg Ryan's orgasm from When Harry Met Sally, it's safe to say the British are definitely coming
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, I'm building Roko's Basilisk and I'm going to teach it Christianity. Who's with me?
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(37)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why "it will fail if you attempt to read Braille with your genitals"? Here (ahem)... comes the science
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(19)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, The Flash faces something truly terrifying... Karaoke.(CW 8 ET) Later, Agent Carter reunites with the Howling Commandos in Russia. (ABC 9 ET)
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(237)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy dies while attempting skateboard stunt. Goddamnit, Nationwide, enough's enough
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(126)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breaking news: some BIG bunnies have found North Dakota and are initiating takeover operations
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(157)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shouting 'ow' or 'ouch' reduces pain. Screaming profanities at the top of your lungs is much more satisfying though
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(52)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When you store millions of boxes of paper public records in a warehouse, you may get a fire that requires 300 firefighters from 55 companies, a marine unit, and more than a week to fully extinguish
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(60)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When artillery fire hits the building where forces have been monitoring the ceasefire between Ukraine and Russian forces/rebels, perhaps it is time to admit that there is no ceasefire
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(44)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Swastikas painted on Jewish fraternity house in: A.) Berlin, B.) Mississippi, or C.) UC Irvine?
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(63)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Somebody definitely isn't winning Miss Congeniality
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(37)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this furniture move
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(18)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida conservative radio producer claims the child porn he shared with undercover police was definitely someone else's and so were the 500 images on his computer
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(136)
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
If Silent Hill, Left 4 Dead and F.E.A.R. not scary enough games for you? Now there's a game that puts them all to shame. In Höme Improvisåtion, you are tasked with assembling IKEA furniture without instructions
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(21)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man reunited with stolen dog during search for new pet
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(46)
 
(Digiday)
 
 
 
"We're doing something called the 'Fark 2.0 initiative', which is us trying to snag more kids over the next five years"
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(172)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"The Super Bowl isn't just a football game. It's an opportunity to discuss physics. Let's look at some of the interesting physics concepts that go with the game"
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(41)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Five competing hamburgers that are drawing business away from McDonald's. Management definitely not lovin' it
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(80)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity: So, Governor Palin, did your teleprompter break or were you really having a mild stroke?
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(155)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill to clarify Alaska's new stance on marijuana would keep it illegal, but allow the initiative legalizing it to be used as a defense. What the hell are they smoking, anyway?
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Egyptian court has moment of clarity, convicts "doctor" in death of girl after performing genital mutilation "procedure"
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(70)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Kobe confirms he's not yet done destroying the Lakers. Definitively coming back for the 2015-16 season to finish the job on his own terms
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(47)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Catholic school janitor arrested for using the boys room urinal across from his office. Hopes to find a real whiz of a lawyer
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama has figured out how to pay for free community college for everyone: Your savings
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(208)
 

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