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84 headlines found matching 'NIST'
Thu February 11, 2016
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Sir, you can't just run around the hospital ranting about cutting off your testicles and then stabbing a gas canister with a knife. It's not properly Scottish
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
"What the authors found is that all this aid money has simply let college administrators spend more and jack up tuition to pay for it, without hurting enrollment"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Buried in a tiny font hyperlink under the colorful election graphic and the name Trump in five different articles: US sending more ground troops to Afghanistan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP flunky emails Financial Times columnist, threatens to pull advertising if she doesn't retract snide, biased comments about Meg Whitman's recent speech. Response: snide, biased takedown of said flunky
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, anti-abortionist David Daleiden's latest court defeat exposes how slimy the Center for Medical Progress is
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Writer who was the frequent target of attacks by "pick-up artist" Roosh V who once labelled her "the ugliest feminist on the Internet" reacts to Roosh pleading for mercy after he was doxxed by Anonymous-and feels sorry for him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The last thing you'd want to inherit from your father is 72 step-mothers and more than 500 half-siblings. Especially when you're a feminist King
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Sun February 07, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Pianist Errol Garner in concert
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The world's most accurate clock has no hands because everyone knows you measure time by the duration of 9, 192, 631, 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between two hyperfine levels of the ground state of a cesium 133 atom
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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Thu February 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Millennial women are the most staunchly feminist group of voters in America. They want to see a woman in the White House. Just not necessarily this woman"
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's Google's post office box in Bermuda, to which it sends £8 billion in profits annually to avoid taxes. Nothing sinister to see here at all
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(44)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his "vigorous peace through strength ideology, used as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, ISIS, nuclear Iran and Communist China'"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony sets release date for Eight Fast and Eight Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious. The trilogy will feature Vin Diesel taking on a gang of sinister trees that target speeding celebrities
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Thanks to influence of manly men's movies The Hateful Eight and The Revenant, fashionistas proclaim men wearing fur as Next Big Thing
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Mon February 01, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors plan trip to the White House, are expected to hold the Obama administration to 61 overall points on their way to another blowout
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Administration officials say Cliven Bundy will eventually be held accountable for his crimes. Possibly even before he dies of old age
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Sun January 31, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Local Satanists are about to give the Phoenix City Council a real-life demonstration in unintended consequences
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(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Are Cora and Violet going to beat each other with their parasols. Is Daisy now a Communist? How will Mary ruin Edith's life this time? Either way, someone's going to have a bloody bad time on the latest episode of Downton Abbey, 9 PM ET on PBS
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Fri January 29, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
British politician apologizes to JK Rowling for accusing her of supporting "misogynist trolls" and being a "bully" after realizing it was she who was wrong
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The US will start withdrawing forces from Afghanistan as early as 2017. Wait, make that 2027. Oops, make that 2037. Oh who am I kidding, we'll be here forever
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Tue January 26, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Advice columnist pranked by letter with old "Seinfeld" plot. Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
What? The US imported cashmere goats to Afghanistan and no one knew the wool was being pulled over their eyes by the Pentagon?
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump releases ad about how he'll help veterans, uses footage of Russian vets adorned with Communist logos
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Wed January 20, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sanders is a radical in a war against equivocators and opportunists
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Fri January 15, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says her schedule is far too busy for her to be a part of the 'Friends' reunion. What? Matthew Perry said it? Are you sure?
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Tue January 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Obama's final State of the Union, and he's going out on top, undoing the sins of the Bush administration. Will he endorse Hillary? Will Haley's response be idiotic? State of the Union Discussion thread, 9 PM ET
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked Portland violinist loses claim that cops infringed on constitutional rights by interrupting his solo performance outside federal courthouse. "The judge said Mglej's nudity didn't advance a specific message, so it wasn't protected"
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bushfire in Western Australia is so big it has its own weather system, economy, prime minister
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Leader of armed militia fighting against federal government tyranny had no problem filing for a $530,000 Small Business Administration loan
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Wed December 30, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Minister: Is there anyone who objects to this wedding? Woman in audience: Yeah, the groom is still married to me, we're living together and have kids
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lack of skilled projectionists, proper equipment, Star Wars showing next door prevent audiences from seeing Quentin Tarantino's new movie
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Tue December 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Putin's deputy prime minister "accidentally shot", which is considered a demotion at the Kremlin
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Mon December 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Climate change blamed for the behaviour of British ministers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
US Postal Service: The "Forever" stamp. U.S. Department of Defense: The "Forever" Base in Afghanistan
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Fri December 25, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Brazil's Health Ministry tells women to take a pregnant pause
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'It's A Wonderful Life' is Atheist, communist propaganda. And you don't even want to know what "Zuzu's petals" is code for
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Wed December 23, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Koran pages discovered to have been written within 13 years of the Prophet Muhammad's death, long before revisionists wised up and edited out that annoying parrot
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Sat December 19, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder (R-you going to jail for this?) and his administration are directly linked to toxic drinking water in Flint and soaring lead levels in local kids
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Thu December 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama administration authorizes $1.83B arms sale to Taiwan. Huh, do they have elections coming up? "See the whole board, Sam"
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Fri December 11, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The fallacy is that the Administration assumes Iraq wants the Sunnis back
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Tue December 08, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian tourism minister encourages Russians to shun sunny warm foreign beaches, instead to vacation the nice lovely beaches of northern Russia
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Mon December 07, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate columnist calls for pro-life and pro-choice people to stop shouting past each other with predictable results in the comments
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Sun December 06, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Bill Murray will voice a dog in Wes Anderson's next movie, which is sadly not The Midnight Coterie of Sinister Intruders
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Sat December 05, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
The reason you don't want to fire your system administrator? Doing so could cost you $100,000 in unnecessary internet expenses
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Patient is in V-fib Rampart, we have lost the victim's pulse Beginning CPR We're defibrillating victim, Rampart Rampart, we've defibrillated victim. Administer two amps sodium bicarb and insert an airway. Start an IV, 51, lactated Ringer's
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan choir of 4,166 breaks world record by singing president's song in the round. New national anthem now narrowed down to either "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" or "Three Blind Mice"
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Tue December 01, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Putin's Angels, somewhat like the Hells Angels but they drive their motorcycles the extra mile to hate on America, Europe, homosexuals, liberals and traitorous "fifth columnists"
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Mon November 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: 100 black pastors and ministers are going to meet with me Monday and after the meeting they will endorse me. Black pastors: The FARK we are. Trump: well they WERE going to but the Black Lives Matter people "got to them"
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Mon November 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Research finds that one fifth of young adults think fish fingers actually are the fingers of fish. Creationists outraged
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Sun November 22, 2015
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Leading the fight against the Obama administration's overreaching education policy is... Massachusetts?
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Sat November 21, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Now the Satanists are offering to protect and shelter Muslims from bigots, racists, and Republicans
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Wed November 18, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
God warrior ambushes Katy Perry's preacher dad after radio interview. "She is a satanic woman who has led millions to hell and you claim to have a ministry?"
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Sat November 14, 2015
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Canadian PM tells Health Minister to get to work on legalizing cannabis
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Fri November 13, 2015
(CIO)
 
 
 
Social Security Administration apparently assigned two 25-year-old Florida women with similar names and same DOB identical SSNs, is expected to claim all Florida people are pretty much clones of one another anyway
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another group of students erupts in protest of an administration they have lost all respect for, including a staged walkout and assault of at least one member of the faculty
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(15)
 


Tue November 10, 2015
(Time to Break)
 
 
 
CIA used music of boy band to torture detainees in Afghanistan. THOSE MONSTERS
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Mon November 09, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And next on their international tour, ISIS beheaded to Afghanistan
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Sat November 07, 2015
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Egyptian foreign minister wants more help fighting terrorism. Hey, we've got a TSA you can have if you want it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
More of Matt Bevin's sinister plan to destroy Kentucky has come to light. That's what you people get for not voting in Curtis and Curtis
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Fri November 06, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Shepherd Smith blasts CIA official who says Doctors Without Borders is partially responsible for the US bombing of their hospital in Afghanistan. When did Fox News become MSNBC?
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Thu November 05, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Afghanistan continues to treat The Lottery as a documentary
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In Afghanistan, corruption is so blatant that when you get sentenced to jail for bank fraud, it comes with an automatic "Get Out of Jail" card and a chance to hob nob with high government officials
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Wed November 04, 2015
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this exhibitionist
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(24)
 
(Out Magazine)
 
 
 
Utah elects first openly gay minister, somehow still not budging on that 4% beer rule
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Stephen Harper spent his last day in office as Prime Minister thanking the ingrates who shunned him in favour of the new guy
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(59)
 


Tue November 03, 2015
(10 News)
 
 
 
Israeli cabinet minister proposes mass deportations of unwelcome, unregistered residents. Specifically, stray cats
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Mon November 02, 2015
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
University revealed to have 2-ply toilet paper for top administrators and 1-ply for everyone else. Is this, as suggested on Twitter, cl-ass warfare?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The New York Times made the Iraq and Afghanistan wars look "really cool, really glamorous, and really bloodless," causing America to fall in love with war pornography
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Sun November 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of Texas Christians protesting the opening of a "Church of Lucifer" says that the Satanist church violates their freedom of religion
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Sat October 31, 2015
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: Let Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Mark Levin moderate a GOP debate. Late night comedians, political cartoonists and Taiwanese Animators: HELL YES
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
A single deaf cartoonist with a chip on his shoulder is the sole reason America had Prohibition in the first place
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(99)
 
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
A Russian airplane with over 200 passengers flying from Egypt to Russia went missing shortly after takeoff and now the Egyptian prime minister confirms the airplane has crashed in the Sinai
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(140)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Election day in Kentucky is Tuesday. Here is why this columnist is voting for Drew Curtis
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(57)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
HS football coach threatens to sue school district for telling him to stop public praying at games. Fox makes him a hero. Satanists invited to pray at games. "That's when I felt the need to contact The Satanic Temple"
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Tue October 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Legendary jazz saxophonist Charlie Parker's NYC townhouse listed for $9.25 million, which is a good price for a Bird's nest
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(5)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most obstructionist president ever? President Obama's veto of the Republican-supported defense authorization brings his veto count to five, the highest number ever recorded by an African-American president
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(73)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says Joe Biden was going to run for president, but the "dark forces" of the "sinister" Hillary Clinton intervened and block his attempts. In other news, Rush Limbaugh thinks Hillary Clinton is Darth Sidious
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(70)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The ruling Communist Party in China is afraid of the ideas contained in an 800-year-old piece of parchment
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(49)
 


Tue October 20, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Maine's governor appoints creationist to head up state's Department of Edjimacashun
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(87)
 
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
World, here is Canada's newest Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, member of the Rebel Alliance
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(115)
 


Sat October 17, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"Because I refused to attend a consent class, modern feminists at my college and the consent culture are implying I'm a rapist. But I'm a proud Young Republican and women won't date me because of my obsession with guns. But I'm not a rapist"
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(416)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The AV Club spins the "Does [Insert old band] matter?" wheel of hipstery deconstructionist criticism, winds up with No Doubt. There, now you have "Spiderwebs" in your head. Question answered
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