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168 headlines found matching 'NIST'
Fri September 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's parent company just opened a Vietnamese restaurant with a communist star logo. Well, five points for effort
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(65)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The American middle class is no longer safe from poverty -- and that might be a good thing, according to this columnist, whose opinion will be calmly and rationally discussed to the right
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(109)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
'Three Cups of Tea' guy plans 'reluctant' return to public speaking circuit, hopes people have gotten over the whole 'Your books on Afghanistan were a complete lie and you stole from the charity you set up" stuff by now
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(32)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Austrailia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.
 
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Thai prime minister apologizes for implying that criminals do not murder ugly women
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(20)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
School administrators use 14 year old girl as rape bait in sting. Then forget to show up to stop the crime
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Sign that we are more divided than ever: Self-proclaimed "Tea Party Satanist" leader opposed to progressive Satanists from Detroit
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Sat September 13, 2014
(The Nation)
 
 
 
When you see former administration officials and generals on television arguing for war and a stronger national defense, it's helpful to know who is paying them
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeons have long believed that playing classical music during surgery helps them concentrate. This violinist offered to help. During her own brain surgery
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(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the Ground Zero Mosque? It was an inside job. A phony scandal brought and paid by the right to rile up the base and cause problems for an Obama administration trying to wind down the War on Terror
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(136)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House GOP slashes in half the administration's funding request for money to fight the Ebola outbreak, because preventing you from bleeding from every orifice as all your internal organs liquefy is not in the Constitution
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(129)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's brain drain" Politico helpfully points out that there are many vacancies in the Obama administration. Strangely enough, most of them need to be voted on by the Senate. Damn you Obama for not forcing the Senate to meet your needs
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
FBI would like you to know that a brutal communist regime is recruiting leftist academics to help influence and recruit students on campus as agents. This is not a repeat of 1951
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Czech President Milos Zeman: "What evidence is there of a Russian presence in Ukraine?" Swedish Foreign Affairs Minister: "Is there a Czech intelligence service? Maybe you should ask them"
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(54)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australia now has its own Birther movement, suspect their British born Prime Minister may hold dual citizenship
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Coming up on "Pawn Stars," the Prime Minister of France hocks the Mona Lisa to pay his country's debts
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(59)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama farked up Afghanistan and got lucky in Pakistan. Okay, so we're back to "Obama should keep America involved in every country's affairs" mode today
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(137)
 
(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Armed patriot-heroes from an AZ "border militia" catch an MS-13 affiliated group smuggling illegals and drugs over the border. Well, okay, it was actually conservationists counting bats, but it's the thought that counts, right?
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(119)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The main takeaway from the recent rise of ISIS? Even GOP isolationists are hypocritical douchebags
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama administration: Heads will roll for this
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(146)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Nicholas can't accept Russian defeat in the war with Japan and compounds his losses. Obama the peacemaker can't accept that he shouldn't end the campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, and does so anyway, with disastrous results
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Tue September 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Missing Plane News Network informs us that "this 4Chan" is most likely a system administrator
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(84)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Communist bloc cloud yeller Fidel Castro compares NATO to Nazi Germany's SS and warbles on about some mouthpiece named John McCain, adding Che Guevara's image makes for better useful idiot T-shirts than Sarah Palin's
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France's new economic minister considers scrapping the 35 hour work week, since it's not like workers need any extra time to shower to get ready to go to the office
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(26)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A man Republicans can be proud of: Pennsylvania governor sticks it to the Obama administration with his "private" Medicaid plan; individuals being forced to pay premiums if they make $11,671 demonstrates his anti-Obamacare principles
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(77)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Praised be the Gods of Tits and Wine. Cersei Lannister has permission to walk nude through the streets
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(73)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Saudi Foreign Minister: Enough is enough: it's time for Saudi Arabia to recognize Israel's legitimate right to exist and to normalize relations, and the Palestinians should do the same
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
The most hipster radio station around: It's kind of small and not a lot of people listen, but it's really influential. They could have spent millions on new equipment but kept it real instead. You've probably never heard of it
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(15)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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Thu August 28, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
To prove that misogyny doesn't exist in games, trolls drive Anita Sarkeesian, the creator of a video series examining misogynistic depictions of women in video games, out of her home with death threats
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ministry of Culture releases list of movies all Russians should watch. Apocalypse Now makes the cut, Rocky IV curiously missing
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(37)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(263)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Burger King threatens to move to Canada, where it would be known as Burger Prime Minister
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Mon August 25, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Town administrator to use fake coyotes to deter geese using their acme of scientific knowledge
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Fri August 22, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(188)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post talks to Drew Curtis about the reaction to Fark's crackdown on misogynistic comments
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(24)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Thai Fighter named Prime Minister. Pray I don't alter this deal again
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(42)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is a glitch in the Google matrix, and now conspiracy theorists believe there is something sinister hidden in a botched Latin translation algorithm
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(15)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says she can't leave her house due to cyberbullying. Gene Leonhardt announces he will backtrace them there bastards
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(60)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame administration is shocked, shocked to find out that football players had someone else doing their homework
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(37)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Most transparent administration in history is increasingly getting sued over its lack of transparency
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(87)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Organization reunites nearly 700 soldiers from eight countries with the cats and dogs they originally rescued in Afghanistan. Let's give these people a big Caturday salute
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US veterans on Ferguson Police Department's response:"We didn't wear that much gear when we went through the really bad areas of Afghanistan. That's not controlling the crowd, that's intimidating them"
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(306)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"It's quite difficult to get removed from a sex offender registry," says columnist who doesn't explain why she knows this
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(39)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"FOIA Denial Officer" is a real job title in the "Most Transparent Administration in History"
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(174)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Australian finance minister hikes gas taxes in budget, says it won't hurt the poor because so few of them have cars
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(12)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Air conditioning, farting contests and other snapshots from the US war in Afghanistan"
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(99)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Obama's Revolving Door" This is an outrage because no other administration has ever had their staff leave for jobs on K street
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prime Minister al-Maliki files complaint against the president for trying to oust him in a coup. Dude, not to bring up the past, but Saddam would've just shot him and not worried about the paperwork
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(41)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Contrary to revisionist history, the Iraq War was far from a discretionary "war of choice"
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(174)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The exporting of US-style democracy to the Middle East gains its first major success, as the Iraqi prime minister is suing the president for violating the constitution
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(39)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Any story containing the text "he briefly rode the Communist leader like a horse before being slammed to the ground by security" is automatically approved
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(26)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Father of PGP encryption states the obvious: The corporations giving you "free" services are gleefully in bed with every government on Earth
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rogeting is the with it neoteric habitude whereas docents to appropriate. Sinister buttocks
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(62)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's highest-paid sex worker makes twice as much as the prime minister, is a dude (SFW pics)
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(32)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Creationist really upset that biology text book correctly says humans and chimps share most of their DNA, files a complaint with Texas Education Agency to force a change. Chairwoman of TEA tells staff she's "looked into" his complaint and he is right
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(242)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Double amputee soldier from Georgia, seriously injured while serving in Afghanistan, sets a world record for planche push-ups
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(8)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
US General specifically assassinated in Afghanistan
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(280)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Creepy pics of Russia's crumbling communist architecture give us a glimpse at what Detroit could have been
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(36)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
How can we trust this administration is telling the truth about Ebola? What if they use the scare to arrest Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh the first time they cough on the air?
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(130)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why Eric Cantor really resigned"-- Because he's an opportunistic asshole?
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(46)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Emma Watson tweets pic of herself laughing out loud to protest Turkey's Vice Prime Minister, who immediately asks if anyone has the original of that
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(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Columnist belatedly discovers Minecraft, declares it the best computer game since "Elite" in 1984. Whatever that was
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(103)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hundreds of rules issued by the Obama administration are "technically illegal," which is the best kind of illegal
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(68)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ken Ham wants NASA's search for extraterrestrial life defunded so more creationist museums can be built, because Jesus wasn't a Klingon. Well, duh, Klingon Jesus was Kahless The Unforgettable, who slew the tyrant Molor with the first bat'leth
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(133)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Sex offender inmate claims he's being punished for watching HBO, says he's not some filthy Lannister
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(55)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Online dating sites falling victims to sextortionists
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
We interrupt Gaza, the US border, Syria, Ukraine, Iraq, and Afghanistan to bring you North Korea
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(60)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Columnist believes the GOP is now the "party of reform." Oh wait, he's serious
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(181)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Universities are starting to realize that having an entire department dedicating to teaching students how to analyze the feminist symbolism of Chaucerian mythology and its effect on post-Industrial deconstructionism might be kind of a waste
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(377)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
World's Worst Arsonist: Confused man sets himself on fire attempting to burn down an occupied home
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(19)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Taliban poised to retake southern province of Kandahar, an event that pretty much nullifies everything the US and the west did in Afghanistan for 13 years
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(172)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(71)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Yo, Leisure Suit Larry, you're a great game, and Imma let you finish, but Catherine is the most misogynistic video game OF ALL TIME
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(114)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
There is a new group calling themselves "Macktivists," which is composed of men who pretend to be feminists so they can hit on feminists in online chatrooms, forums, and Salon.com articles
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm an advice columnist and need some letters to respond to so I stole yours. Was that wrong? -- Dear Debbie
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(16)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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(111)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ukraine's Prime Minister thinks they're farked
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(20)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
He's a 90 year old sex advice columnist. Come for the sarcasm. Leave after a happy ending
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan says tensions between the US and Turkey over Syria have gotten so bad that he no longer talks to President Obama on the phone, and if Obama keeps it up, he might just find himself "unfriended" on Facebook too
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Creationist leader Ken Ham says all aliens will go to hell, but aliens can survive molten lead which means they'll be just fine in hell which means the Queen will take out Satan which in turn will lead to illegal aliens in heaven. Thanks Obama
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(353)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Meet Jibo, the robotic family assistant that isn't the least bit sinister
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(33)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Is it just me, or does everyone in the Obama administration get everything from watching TV news. Does anyone there know what is even going on
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(119)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kabul airport in Afghanistan under attack from gunmen, who have seized two buildings
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(53)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
New plant species found in West Texas. Botanists are calling it a 'tree'
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(26)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Mass Christian college to Obama Administration: We want an exemption from your proposed law so we can discriminate against hiring gays and lesbians. New England Association of School and College: So, about that accreditation of yours
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(254)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The administration has lawlessly rewritten Obamacare rules so that insurance companies are being bribed not to raise rates too much
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(39)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Retired Methodist minister sets himself on fire in Texas to bring about the end of racism, homophobia. No word if he was successful
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama administration decides to not try key Benghazi suspect
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(196)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama says many Republicans personally hate him: "If I named apple pie the official American dessert, they would call apple pie Communist and introduce a bill naming vanilla ice cream the official American dessert"
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(377)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Israel's attacks in Gaza are legal and follow all requirements under International Law says...A) Israel's Prime Minister, B) Israel's military, or C) the Palestinian envoy to the UN Human Rights Council
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(427)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If print media dies, what will happen to the crossword puzzle?" asks columnist who has never heard of digital crosswords
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(89)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The United States is projected to have a $71 billion surplus and the smallest deficit in over six years. THANKS, OBAMA. No, really...thanks. It's like they halcyon days of the Bill Clinton administration
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(112)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
Obama administration's "Coming to Jesus" Moment: Working with the "good" Christians to help out the influx of immigrants
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(245)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
38 Journalism groups, led by the Society of Professional Journalists, complain about Administration suppression of the news. In a demonstration of transparency, Obama expected to pretend not to see the complaint
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(86)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Ireland jumps into Garth Brooks affair, enacts emergency high-level talks to salvage concerts in Dublin, is prepared to send minister to Nashville to parley with Brooks' representatives
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(38)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Little Engine That Could" is one of the earliest archetypes of the Feminist Hero
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(74)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Supreme Leader of Best Korea unveils new, more efficient, and juche-based style that looks to ignorant imperialist Westerners like a limp. All loyal party members expected to report to Ministry of Silly Walks to learn new walk immediately
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(56)
 
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Can San Francisco succeed where New York failed? It's the soft drink Prohibitionists' final showdown
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(16)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Columnist believes the San Diego Comic-Con needs to do something unexpected this year. Perhaps they could even focus on comic books for once
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3500 copper canisters found in old mental hospital. Gold mine for scrappers? Doubtful. Each contains a person
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(118)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Co-star of Opie & Anthony radio show fired after misogynist and racist Twitter rant, so I guess it's pretty Sirius
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Columnist thinks his difficulties in accessing the Drudge Report from his hotel computer is part of a vast left-wing conspiracy to censor the internet, rather than Druge's awful side bar ads tripping the malware filters of the hotel's Wi-fi
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Tue July 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Decision by U.C. Davis botanists could put strawberry growers in a jam
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isis leader calls for judges, doctors, engineers and people with military and administrative expertise to come help him form an Islamic state. Because everyone knows that educated people just LOVE moving to a desert religious hell hole
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(120)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US plans to fine a French bank $9 billion for dealings with Iran. Then the US will send that $9 billon to Afghanistan, who will use it to support their new trade deal with Iran
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Sun June 29, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's sweet when you're dating a girl and you want to bring her to where you work so she can meet your work friends. Unless you're a Green Beret working in Afghanistan
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Where has all the sweaty dick punching gone? Columnist wonders when and why the UFC became a watered down shell of its former self
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Fri June 27, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
For the 13th time since 2012, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled against the Obama administration. Maybe they should think about hiring a former constitutional law professor as a consultant or something
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Thu June 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks - The Video Game
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evil: Payday loan company sends customers threatening letters from fake lawyers. Evil genius: Then charges extra 'administration fees' for sending them
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indulging in a self-created fantasy world of booze, pain pills and sex may be fine if you are a CEO in New York, but it is frowned down on if you are a Green Beret Major in Afghanistan
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(83)
 
(LiveFreeBlog)
 
 
 
Libertarian VP Candidate wants to shut down "Book of Mormon" musical, because the Mormon protagonist who fights AGAINST child rape is somehow offensive to Mormons. "The audience even cheered. But not me. My values got in the way"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
New report finds local police departments are becoming 'excessively militarized', equipped with weapons, uniforms and tanks formerly used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan because the war on drugs
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(147)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The SEC investigation Sen. Chuck Grassley demanded to find out who in the Obama administration leaked insider information on Medicare changes that let stock traders make a fortune is now focused on a GOP health policy staffer in the House
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan pins its tourism industry on a botched oil mine in the desert drilled in the 1970s which has gradually turned into a fiery pit known as 'The Door To Hell.' But in fairness, it looks like it would be worth a trip, yeah (pics)
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Mon June 23, 2014
(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Columnist asks if cities can crack down on smoking e-cigarettes in pubic, then why can't they force restaurants that serve burritos to include a Beano pill with every purchase
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(161)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney to Rand Paul: F*ck him, he's an isolationist. Expansionists are where it's at, yo
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(55)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A Wikipedia administrator claims the open-source encyclopedia has a "significant bureaucracy problem." Citation needed
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(71)
 
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Columnist suggests new names for Washington's football team, including the Cherry Blossoms, because the team "blossom[s] early in the season and wither[s] quickly." OH SNAP
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How a bitter adult cartoonist living at the Playboy Mansion unexpectedly became one of the most beloved children's authors of our time
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal says a "rebellion is brewing in the U.S. with people ready for a hostile takeover of Washington D.C. and the Obama administration." So now the Republicans are making terrorist threats against America
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(Salon)
 
 
 
ABC hoped to reinvigorate the Bachelorette franchise by bringing on a career woman to prove to feminists that it was possible to juggle love and a career. Naturally, the woman they chose quit her career to focus on fame
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There is nothing wrong with the movie screen. Do not attempt to contact the theater projectionist. You are indeed watching a big-screen version of Harlan Ellison's "The Outer Limits"
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(46)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines wants to kill their passengers in a fiery wreck because they serve beer on the plane, says columnist that spends way too much time worrying about other people's drinking habits
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(176)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England have a 72-strong entourage with them in Brazil, including a psychiatrist, nutritionists and a turf specialist. The only thing they do not have are any World Cup points
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain's tourism minister says wannabe vacationers trapped in the country due to huge passport backlog take "staycations", under the motto "when life gives you lemons, you can always trust the government to come and shove them up your arse"
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, South Sudan, Central African Republic, and Kenya, we have 51.2 million people displaced in the world. The highest since the end of WW2
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Thu June 19, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Conservationists push to triple America's grizzly bear population. What could possibly go horribly, terrifyingly, limb-rendingly wrong?
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(61)
 
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Conservative Action Reports)
 
 
 
With government support at historic lows across the board, the attempt to target the political right by linking them to extremism is yet another example of the Obama Administration's unrelenting political persecution
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Al-Maliki whose name is apparently Arabic for "Not Helping" defies Obama's calls to reach out to Sunnis and form a more inclusive government, tells the US to make it snappy with the air strikes and troops to save his ass
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
ISIS captures another Northern Iraq town. All hail the Caliphate of the North. Someone get me the Iraqi Lannisters
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Nobody would fall for that #EndFathersDay parody hashtag, right? Let's ask this Time columnist
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(140)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 6, it's The Sinister Urge and bonus short Keeping Clean and Neat. Mike, Servo, and Crow tackle this Ed Wood film about sex, murder, and Kline. "You'll never be able to scrub away the stain on your soul"
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(4)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most transparent administration in history advising local police to keep their spying secret
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Feminists to protest tech company who advertised for a "Girl Friday." I agree on how that is offensive... a man could do that job just as well as a woman. Where's the equality?
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(279)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The Ukrainian Defense Ministry says that pro-Russian separatists have shot down a large military transport plane
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(245)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. spent $3 million on boats for Afghanistan. Because geography
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(92)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The sad, sorry decline of George Will from Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist to Fox News wannabe
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(60)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
That unknown Tea party guy who knocked off Eric Cantor in the primary? I'm sure you will be shocked to learn that he is a " Christian Dominionist" who thinks the federal government is trying to turn us all into serfs
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(336)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Nissan concept car photos leaked and "it looks like a truly sinister thing. It reminds us of the 1960s George Barris-designed Batmobile. But that's just us"
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Minor changes to the law should allow citizens to sue federal officials within the executive branch under RICO, unmasking criminal enterprises within the Obama administration and future administrations
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who came up with the administration's "blame the video" strategy after the Benghazi attacks? You might be surprised to find out it was the current Democratic presidential front-runner
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Having late-night sex on a sixth floor balcony can be exciting, but stay off the banister to avoid getting an even bigger and more final bang
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(48)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All that military equipment used for the war in Afghanistan is headed back to the U.S. for use in local law enforcement
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister blames ISIS for recent attack upon Mosul, over-reliance on phrasing
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(50)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
UN bypasses North Korean concentration-camp boss, Saudi minister of adulterer-stoning and Zimbabwean mass-grave supervisor, chooses human-rights leader for top human-rights post
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Obama Administration's narrative on the Bowe Bergdahl release has changed more often than the admin's narrative on ... you know ... BENGHAZI
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Fri June 06, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Indian minister says rape is "sometimes right." Sounds like someone is talking out of his non-violated ass
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mitch McConnell, who criticized Obama administration for failing to implement federal law, refuses to confirm member of Obama's cabinet because she would implement federal law
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Wed June 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The struggle between the Tea Party andthe mainline GOP in MS looks a lot like the struggle the state Democratic party went through in the early 70's when old line segregationist squared off against slightly more genteel segregationists
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hungarian Prime Minister wants to know if this whole "annexing parts of Ukraine that just happen to have enclaves of people who speak your language" is a private Russain party or can anyone play?
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(67)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MRA group: "Thanks to those feminists making violent threats against us and the hotel, we have to raise more money for security at our conference." Hotel: "Uh, we never received any threats"
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(747)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: We're getting out of Afghanistan finally. Better news everyone: We're gonna up our presence in the Europe because we love the 1950s so much
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coast Guard deploys to Afghanistan, which is completely landlocked and has no interior bodies of water except massive sewage ponds. "People are surprised to see us here," said one Coastie. "We're like unicorns"
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Obama's promise to have all troops out of Afghanistan by year's end? Come on, you didn't really believe that? Oh, you did?
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(115)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Colleges are finally offering classes that are more ridiculous than art history and business administration
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Mon May 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mexican pro-breastfeeding feminists outraged by new pro-breastfeeding ad campaign that features breasts
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(117)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Ron Harper defends himself against criticism by sports columnist. Fark: Onion columnist
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(8)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fresh off the terror of VA waiting lists, President Obama travels to Afghanistan to personally subject our brave soldiers to the horrors of Brad Paisley's music
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(107)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So, according to Fox News' expert, who is responsible for a misogynist active shooter furious that women rejected his advances? A) The gays B) The gays, or C) The gays
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, so this whole time the NSA has been deliberately sabotaging cryptography standards? Say it ain't so
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Fri May 23, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Perfect Allosaurus skeleton goes on display at the creationist museum and disproves all other geology and biology in peer reviewed science. Game over, evolutiontardos
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