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| Not news: Hearing, "Spare change, guv'nor?" Fark: Having it as the Tory election slogan. Extra-farklicious: The Lib Dems pretending they have a chance in the elections (news.bbc.co.uk) | (12) | ||
| Britain's National Health Service spent £4 million funding four homeopathic hospitals last year. Suggestion: this year, give each hospital £10, and tell them it will work better because it's diluted |
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| By supporting jihadists, Amnesty International "is suffering from a kind of moral bankruptcy, and has lost the ability to distinguish right from wrong." And what right-wing tool said that? Try Salman Rushdie (timesonline.co.uk) | (186) |
| Gay man penetrates bizarre world of gay-to-straight conversion. "We advise fathers, 'If you don't hug your sons, some other man will." (independent.co.uk) | (223) |
| What are the drunkest cities in the U.S.? Congratulations, Fresno, CA, you have the thickest beer goggles (content.usatoday.com) | (200) |
| Spray-on liquid glass invented. Mr Scott rubs his hands in anticipation of the fishtank he can build now (physorg.com) | (90) |
| In Britain, homeopathy is taken so seriously that the national health service pays for homeopathic "medicines" and there are five homeopathic hospitals. And Brits think Americans are dumb? (guardian.co.uk) | (191) |
| Overweight? Don't bother exercising or dieting, since it's all part of a British government conspiracy: "The endless message of 'eat less, do more' has never been proven using proper clinical trials" (dailymail.co.uk) | (124) |
| Asking for good workers? That's discrimination against lazy good for nothing slobs (dailymail.co.uk) | (167) |
| "Since the smoking ban, no one has given up cigarettes. They've just given up buying them, and this is the most annoying thing in all of human history" (timesonline.co.uk) | (349) |
| Boo-hoo, there are too many things to choose from (telegraph.co.uk) | (130) |
| How socialized medicine really works: "Your uncle is the hospital administrator? Well then, just skip all those annoying waiting lines." (hotair.com) | (141) |
| Alcohol substitute that avoids drunkenness, hangovers in development. No, no-one knows why (telegraph.co.uk) | (56) |
| Girls who have sex in their teens are at greater risk of developing cervical cancer, being popular (dailymail.co.uk) | (173) |
| Every forklift driver knows that when you're moving a heavy object,, you keep the forks low prevent it from toppling. Shame they don't teach the same thing to paramedics (dailymail.co.uk) | (91) |
| (Some Guy) | Being crazy doesn't mean you can't be a good, effective nurse, say members of the Association of Crazy Nurses (nursingtimes.net) | (114) |
| "Nobody died from taking homeopathic medicine, which is why homeopathy continues to flourish." And no one will die, unless they're allergic to distilled water (timesonline.co.uk) | (121) |
| Levels might be elevated by hormones (ama-assn.org) | (20) |
| British scientists and doctors say providing homeopathic medicines through the national health system is unethical, in addition to being a waste of tax dollars and an affront to common sense (guardian.co.uk) | (64) | ||
| Inspectors make an unannounced visit to Basildon University Hospital and discover 70 dead people, blood-splattered curtains, unfed elderly patients, poorly-trained nurses, and a decaying partridge in a wilting pear tree (dailymail.co.uk) | (247) |
| Stealing £315,000 from your quadruple amputee niece's trust fund to buy vacations and jewelry is no way to save your marriage (dailymail.co.uk) | (74) |
| Brits up in arms over proposal to have their national health system provide counseling to couples whose marriages are on the rocks. Not like there's any link between relationship stability and health, after all (mailonsunday.co.uk) | (50) |
| Young inventor spends many a sleepless night to invent a gadget to fight insomnia (mirror.co.uk) | (33) |