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Headlines matching 'NFL'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(SportsGrid) Weird Peyton Manning's face in NFL logos. Yes, it's just as creepy and unsettling as it sounds  (sportsgrid.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Hero Paul and Storm request your help to petition the NFL to have Weird Al Yankovic perform the SuperBowl Halftime show next year  (change.org) (153)
(Bert & Ernie) Strange "Sunny Day, sweeping the Taliban away." U.S. turns to Sesame Street to influence Pakistan  (courier-journal.com) (6)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Skins' Fan) Followup Everyone knows the Patriots' NFL Champion stuff is going to poor countries, but there's also plenty of Ravens' NFL Champion stuff headed places actually more depressing than Baltimore  (thepostgame.com) (61)
(NBC San Diego) Dumbass Sports-talk host refers to ex-WNBA player as a 'beast', 'monster' and 'sasquatch of a woman. "I cannot confirm for you that she has been a woman her entire life." Unemploymentarity ensues  (nbcsandiego.com) (56)
(Yahoo) Asinine Mitt Romney's latest proposal has been denounced by TEA party leaders, The Club For Growth, and the US Chamber of Commerce and described as "class warfare". The proposal? Making sure the minimum wage keeps up with inflation  (news.yahoo.com) (286)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely In a study that was in no way influenced by Big Snack, potato chips have been found to be lower in sodium than sammich bread  (medicalxpress.com) (114)
(Some Guy) Stupid Since it is now technically the pre-season, here is your official 2012 NFL Power Rankings  (cbssports.com) (207)
(Fox News) Obvious The Flip-Flopper in Chief: "I am against Super PACs and the influence of big, anonymous money in elections, unless they're all for me"  (foxnews.com) (241)


Mon February 06, 2012
(CNN) Interesting The greatest football fan of all time...Teddy Roosevelt? Bully  (cnn.com) (30)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Inquisitr) Interesting "Mother Nature Network even made the front page of Fark, another indicator of a meme becoming increasingly viral." We're a positive influence, people. (3rd paragraph shoutout)  (inquisitr.com) (5)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Amusing Protip: Whenever a news story ends with a question mark, the answer is always "no". Case in point: "Is Bill Belichick quietly the NFL's best-dressed coach?"  (slate.com) (21)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Salon) Strange The Super Bowl is not a job creator. Despite what civic boosters say, hosting the big game provides... Wait, what the hell am I looking at?  (salon.com) (45)
(With Leather) Cool With Leather gives points to Fark for drawing their attention to a story about "Glee" and the NFL  (withleather.uproxx.com) (1)
(My Fox DC) Interesting The NFL has an L of a problem  (myfoxdc.com) (89)
(Fox News) Interesting Tony Dorsett sues the NFL because he chose to play football  (foxnews.com) (70)


Wed February 01, 2012
(FanNation) Interesting John Elway says the Broncos are in the market for quarterbacks, would settle for having just one  (fannation.com) (86)


Fri January 27, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Drew Brees left off NFL Any Era team in favor of Tim Tebow  (espn.go.com) (128)
(ESPN) Silly NFL allows players to use Twitter during the Pro Bowl, hopes to give more realistic perspective of game to all 9 viewers  (espn.go.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Asinine Cleveland Browns beat reporter learns that the difference between a private and public Tweet can cost you your job and that some NFL owners are very thin skinned   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (41)
(MSNBC) Obvious If Iran didn't already know how to cause serious problems for the US in a future Persian Gulf conflict, they sure as hell do now  (msnbc.msn.com) (128)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Telegraph) Obvious Premiere League soccer is headed for the same fate as the NFL. With pic of fans who understand why  (telegraph.co.uk) (44)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Oh yeah this seems fair: The teams playing in the Superbowl get to split 35% of the available seats at the Stadium to offer to their season ticket holders and players-and that's after the league takes 12,000 seats off the top  (news.yahoo.com) (63)
(Salon) Hero Salon journalist refuses to honor the NFL's insistence on using Roman numerals to refer to the Super Bowl and instead will only refer to it as Super Bowl 46 for same reason that he refuses to call a small Starbucks coffee a "tall"  (salon.com) (71)


Sun January 22, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Misc The Dong is only inflating 17%. Hey Vietnam, they have medications for that now  (businessweek.com) (41)
(Life.com) Interesting Never-seen photos of Big Blue, back in the day when NFL players looked like plumbers and truck drivers ... and had to plumb and drive trucks in the off-season to make ends meet  (life.com) (20)
(ESPN) Cool Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (5698)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Fox Sports) Obvious Peyton Manning could be mulling over retirement, may seek new career as Dan Marino  (msn.foxsports.com) (73)
(Yahoo) Cool Jeff Fisher's mullet commits to playing "home" game in London's Wembley Stadium for three straight years; the 2012 matchup will be Jeff Fisher's mullet vs. the Patriots  (old.news.yahoo.com) (83)
(ESPN) Interesting A look back at what may be the most infamous bad snap in NFL history, and at long-snapper Trey Junkin's life since  (sports.espn.go.com) (83)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Grantland) Spiffy An inside look at making the Madden NFL video game from the John Madden man cave  (grantland.com) (31)
(Kotaku) Spiffy Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please  (kotaku.com) (38)
(ESPN) Hero 10 years ago today either the Patriots dynasty was born or you watched the Raiders get jobbed by the NFL in the worst way imaginable, depending on where you live. Happy 10th anniversary to the Tuck Rule game  (espn.go.com) (274)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious YOU DAMN SKIPPY Pacman Jones is a Bengal  (espn.go.com) (15)
(CBS 4 Denver) Followup Tim Tebow declines CBS offer to appear on NFL Today this Sunday. As if Tebow has anything else going on Sunday morning  (denver.cbslocal.com) (34)


Tue January 17, 2012
(CBS Miami) Interesting CBS' NFL Today this Sunday to become much more Tebow-ier  (miami.cbslocal.com) (76)
(Washington Post) Interesting Inventor of football flak jacket and Reebok Pump dies at 79. *pssssssssshhhhhhhh*   (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Bleacher Report) Cool Every NFL team's "best case / worst case" scenario for 2012 season. Difficulty: Tebow  (bleacherreport.com) (148)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Will The Broncos and Patriots top the sheer WTF of the Saints/49ers? It's part 2 of the NFL Divisionals Day 1 thread  (nfl.com) (lots)
(ESPN) Cool Can Tebow's pony friendship magic take the Broncos past the Patriots? Will the Saints prove that the 49ers aren't yet a championship-caliber team? It's The NFL Divisionals Day 1 thread, games at 4:30 PM on Fox and 8 PM on CBS  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(NPR) Unlikely When one ponders the career options available to retired NFL running backs, "Shakespearean Actor" is often left off the list. Unless one is Eddie George..."Unlikely" doesn't even begin to cover this  (npr.org) (53)


Fri January 13, 2012
(io9) Cool The breakdown of the budget for Star Wars in 1977. Inflation is a biatch  (io9.com) (65)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Bleacher Report) PSA "... and with the 23rd pick in this year's NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select anger management specialist Dr. Buddy Rydell"  (bleacherreport.com) (62)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Deadspin) Amusing Deadspin gives props to Fark for a most disturbing story about the hypothetical lovechild of Tim Tebow and Michele Bachmann  (deadspin.com) (4)


Mon January 09, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing Buccaneers on the verge of deciding that making the playoffs is good enough  (espn.go.com) (41)


Sun January 08, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Will the Last Manning Standing lead the Giants to victory over the Falcons? Will Tebow's favorite deity give him the power to take down the Steelers? It's the NFL Wildcard Weekend: Day 2 thread (games at 1 PM on Fox, 4:30 on CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (π)
(Toronto Star) Interesting What you could buy for one penny in 1793 now costs $1 million. That's some serious inflation  (thestar.com) (73)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Brisbane Courier-Mail) Spiffy Former speed drinking world record holder Bob Hawke demonstrates how to win friends and influence people in Australia  (couriermail.com.au) (24)


Fri January 06, 2012
(nfl.com) Spiffy NFL takes a page outta the Patriots books plans to tape sidelines  (nfl.com) (34)
(ESPN) Misc In NFL news, Jeff Fisher is taking his mullet to either St. Louis or Miami, and his mullet will make its decision next week. His mullet wants more time to mullet over. Mullet. Or in French, "mullet"  (espn.go.com) (51)
(USA Today) Obvious Roethlisberger: I don't think Tim calls up ESPN and says, 'Hey, put me on every day, and make it the Steelers vs. Tebow.'  (content.usatoday.com) (49)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Fox Sports) Interesting The success of the Packers and Patriots in the playoffs will once and for all determine whether or not "defense wins championships" is a myth  (msn.foxsports.com) (113)
(Deadspin) Stupid NBC: "We oppose premeditated NFL celebrations, unless we're the ones premeditating them"  (deadspin.com) (80)


Wed January 04, 2012
(New York Daily News) Followup Number of victims of butt-injection 'doctor' inflates to 30  (nydailynews.com) (81)
(CNN) Obvious Starbucks customers to once again experience the bitter taste of inflation  (money.cnn.com) (34)


Tue January 03, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Week 18 NFL Power Rankings. Pack are wire to wire #1, everyone else is ranked too damned high  (espn.go.com) (626)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup In the weird world of the NFL, the Colts finally win by losing  (washingtonpost.com) (35)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to try to get out of being arrested by bribing a deputy with NFL tickets, find a better game than the Miami Dolphins versus the New York Jets. "Miami-Jets tickets aren't worth a damn"  (palmbeachpost.com) (15)


Sun January 01, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting It's the jam-packed final week of the regular season, with the Cowboys vs. Giants for the NFC East, The Broncos vs. their neckbearded prodigal son, and the Lions vs. the Packers. It's the NFL Week 17 thread, 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(Toronto Sun) Spiffy Top 100 influential Canadians in baseball, 2011. You'll need a bigger leaflet  (m.torontosun.com) (29)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly Today's edition of "OH SNAP" brought to you by Wes Welker's retort after being fined $10,000 for wearing an unauthorized hat during postgame press conference: "Thanks for warning me the other 16 weeks I wore the hat"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (81)
(Washington Post) Interesting This New Year's Eve, the Washington Post asks: Who should really be blamed for inflicting Auld Lang Syne upon us?  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Fri December 30, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida The evolution of TV lawyer commercials, beginning with fake law books and culminating with ex-NFL players doing Kill Bill impressions  (tampabay.com) (71)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Strange ProTip: When skydiving, trying to imitate species that have no parachute analogue, like swallows and dragonflies, is a good way to get yourself killed  (mirror.co.uk) (43)


Wed December 28, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious I wouldn't say that no one wants the Penn State coaching job, but no one wants the Penn State coaching job  (espn.go.com) (88)
(Some Guy) Obvious 'If you build it, they will come' doesn't apply to the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium. Note to Jerry Jones: Put a decent team on the field, and they will come  (dfw.cbslocal.com) (172)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Now that Drew Brees has broken Dan Marino's record, the big question is: Who will break Drew Brees' record?  (bleacherreport.com) (76)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Can the Bears halt their free-fall into mediocrity? Will the Packers bounce back from the end of a perfect run? Will anyone still be sober after gallons of after-dinner spiked egg nog? Tune in for Christmas NFL action at 8:20 ET on NBC  (sports.yahoo.com) (lots)
(Seattle Times) Followup Colts' lucky number is now 1  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (57)


Sat December 24, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Seahawks troll their way to victory over the 49ers? How badly will the Bills lose to the Teebuses? Will the Cowboys and Giants wind up tied for first in the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 16 thread, games start at 1 PM on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Sad: Somebody stole an inflatable Frosty the Snowman from a family's front yard. Awesome: The captors show Frosty a good time, document the whole thing, and return him two weeks later  (heraldsun.com.au) (82)


Thu December 22, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing Will the Colts continue to ruin their draft position? Who is TJ Yates? Find out tonight on your Thursday Night Football thread. Colts vs. Texans. 8:20 PM ET. NFL Network  (scores.espn.go.com) (759)
(Some Tiny Violin) Interesting According to etiquette experts, holiday restaurant tipping varies widely among cheapskates, tightwads, and skinflints  (vancouversun.com) (74)
(IndyStar) Silly Is it proper football etiquette to continue to wear the NFL jersey of a player who has signed with another team? "Two-beer fine"  (indystar.com) (179)
(Some Guy) Silly Drew Brees*  (cbssports.com) (157)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Bloomberg) Stupid Chicago Bears WR in trouble with the feds. This is not a repeat from last week  (bloomberg.com) (13)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Detroit News) Interesting Young NFL quarterback has led his team back from big deficits four times this year but you're not hearing much about him because he has good throwing mechanics and doesn't thank Jesus every other sentence  (detnews.com) (124)
(USA Today) Spiffy Super Bowl to be streamed online (legally) for first time  (usatoday.com) (18)


Sun December 18, 2011
(ESPN) Cool CAN Tebow the Magical Unicorn defeat New England? WILL the Packers run into a "trap game" in Kansas City? IF the Titans battle the Colts, does anyone really care? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 15 Thread. (Games begin @ 1pm EST on FOX, CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (4281)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Redskins QB Mark Rypen's daughter threw three TDs in her first lingerie league start. It looks like Dan Snyder has found Sexy Rexy's replacement  (lostlettermen.com) (41)


Sat December 17, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Former Ark./USC QB Mitch Mustain's Mom to meet with the Commandant of the Marine Corps to determine if her son's "no-huddle spread offense" is a good fit for the Marines' "Locate, Close With, and Destroy" offense  (usatoday.com) (20)
(Some Guy) Interesting Can the Cowboys snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again, or will the Buccaneers make it impossible to lose? It's Saturday Night Football on NFL Network, game begins at 8:20 PM ET  (nfl.com) (860)
(Some Guy) Obvious You know the Vikings suck when they can't even lure a player off the Packers practice squad with a spot on the active roster   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (136)


Thu December 15, 2011
(NFL.com) Spiffy Finally, a break from an incredibly slow sports news week. With finals rendering college basketball bleak, and only NBA trade rumors to follow, here is your Week 15 Thursday Night game: Jacksonville @ Atlanta. Kickoff at 8:20 EST on NFL Network  (nfl.com) (746)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets. Allow me to repeat that: Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets  (usatoday.com) (142)


Mon December 12, 2011
(The Hill) Amusing Gary Busey endorses Newt Gingrich. This is another serious blow for Michele Bachmann, as the GOP's influential 'massive head trauma' bloc may now be up for grabs  (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (56)
(MSNBC) Obvious New study says that enjoying the misfortune of others makes people feel better about themselves. In other news, NFL fans always happy when the Colts are playing their team  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Amusing NFL Blackout? What NFL blackout?  (news.cincinnati.com) (59)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Colts pick up their first win of the season? Can the Bears maul Teebus? Will the Giants defeat the Cowboys to tie up the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 14 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(CNN) Scary A sobering look at the post-NFL lives of the 1986 Cincinnati Bengals  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (58)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Deadspin) Stupid The NFL's still real to me, dammit  (deadspin.com) (81)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass BREAKING NEWS: James Harrison still doesn't understand NFL rules regarding helmet-to-helmet hits  (waitingfornextyear.com) (144)
(ESPN) Unlikely Who should this year's NFL MVP be? Difficulty: ESPN  (espn.go.com) (168)


Wed December 07, 2011
(WWL) Sick Slideshow of NFL cheerleaders putting on a disgusting display of skin and cleavage and the objectification of women. I mean...just LOOK at 'em  (wwl.com) (86)
(New York Daily News) Sad Hubert Sumlin, electric blues guitar giant who influenced Richards, Clapton, Page and Hendrix, reaches the double bar line  (nydailynews.com) (28)


Tue December 06, 2011
(CBS Sports) Cool Apparently, signing Jeff Garcia as the third-string quarterback is what Houston needed to do to get a thread. Happy now, Texans fans?  (cbssports.com) (52)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Five NFL players delivering the worst return on investment  (bleacherreport.com) (61)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Does Tom Brady deserve to be NFL MVP more than Aaron Rodgers? *YOU* make the call  (bleacherreport.com) (96)
(ESPN) Cool WILL "Tebowmania" run wild in Minnesota? CAN Green Bay go 12-0 in New York? IS anyone in Vegas CRAAAZY enough to even take bets on the Colts and Patriots? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 13 Thread. (Games begin at 1 pm EST/10 am PST)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sat December 03, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Championship weekend is upon us. From Atlanta to Charlotte to Indianapolis, it's a Saturday of college football with enough games to make everyone forget how the BCS has killed the entire sport  (espn.go.com) (∞)
(Jacksonville.com) Spiffy Jacksonville.com thinks FARK's clever Colts headline is their NFL highlight of the week (last section)  (jacksonville.com) (2)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail McNabb: "I'm on waivers. Who wants me?" NFL Teams: "Hey, did you hear JaWalrus Russell wants to play again?"   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (64)
(Detroit Free Press) Followup Suh to NFL: "I'm really sorry. Can I not be suspended now?" NFL to Suh: "Nope"  (freep.com) (109)
(Yahoo) Followup Please welcome the two newest elements to the Periodic Table: Livermorium and Flerovium. Flavinglavinium, Professorfrinkanium, Glavinflavinanium still awaiting approval process  (news.yahoo.com) (89)
(JSOnline) Followup NFL attempt to stop lawsuit from fans screwed over by Jerry Jones's greed fails  (jsonline.com) (41)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Fox Sports) Interesting Q: Why do we mock Tim Tebow? A: Because we're hypocritical assholes  (msn.foxsports.com) (256)
(Some Guy) Misc It's not truly the holidays without a Soft Tinsel Sausage Dog or Inflatable Santa in the Outhouse  (fenton-highridge.patch.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Amusing "Blakeney had previously admitted causing criminal damaging to an inflatable duck costume " Bonus: prosecutors name  (birminghammail.net) (26)


Wed November 30, 2011
(ESPN) Sad Al Davis drafts Chester McGlockton again  (espn.go.com) (25)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Peyton Manning shows off his eight-month-old son. Five NFL teams make preparations to go 0-16 in 2032  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Tue November 29, 2011
(ESPN) Silly The 8-3 Harbaughs are ranked #2, while the 9-2 Harbaughs are ranked #3. Yep, it must be time for your Week 13 NFL Power Rankings  (espn.go.com) (318)
(ESPN) Florida If you're a head coach in the NFL, please step forward. Not so fast, Jack Del Rio  (espn.go.com) (77)
(New York Daily News) Followup "According to NFL Senior VP of public relations Greg Aiello, the league has no policy concerning players urinating on the sidelines"  (nydailynews.com) (38)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News thinks FARK's recent NFL headline stomps all over the competition (6th section)  (mercurynews.com) (1)


Mon November 28, 2011
(ESPN) Silly "I wonder if Tim Tebow is an Internet troll who grew huge muscles and became a football player and is currently engaged in an epic prank on the NFL and football media. I am a Tebowist"  (espn.go.com) (153)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid Muslim students join Christians to shun evolution because it conflicts with their big book of fairy tales  (dailymail.co.uk) (425)
(ESPN) Interesting Can 2011's #1 draft pick keep the Colts on track for 2012's #1 draft pick? Will Caleb Hanie prove his worth? Which will be more epic:Teebus or Riversface? It's the NFL Week 12 thread (games begin at 1 PM on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3921)
(ESPN) Spiffy Vick out, Hassleback in. Hillis maybe, McGahee good. And Andre Johnson is back and ready for redemption. It's your Week 12 NFL Fantasy Football Roundup  (espn.go.com) (60)
(sb nation) Obvious The Colts are intentionally planning to lose the last six games. Here's the proof  (indiana.sbnation.com) (69)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool Six reasons why the Steelers have what it takes to win the Super Bowl (but don't tell the Green Bay Packers)  (bleacherreport.com) (141)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Mediabistro) Amusing MSNBC's Ed Shultz named #3 least influential person alive. "The only reason people watch "The Ed Show" is they're working out in a hotel gym and they can't find a staff member to change the channel to ESPN"  (mediabistro.com) (88)
(Fox Sports) Dumbass Guess who is going to get Suhspended  (msn.foxsports.com) (244)


Thu November 24, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Don't slip into a Tryptophan coma just yet, because it's time for the NFL Thanksgiving tripleheader. It's the Lions vs. Packers at 12:30 on Fox, Dolphins vs. Cowboys at 4:15 on CBS, and the 49ers vs. Ravens at 8:15 on NFL Network  (scores.espn.go.com) (¼)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Bay News 9) Followup Our Long National Nightmare Has Ended: 30-foot inflatable beer bottle returned  (baynews9.com) (14)
(Sporting News) Interesting Forget Newton and Dalton, this NFL rookie class is so great that the article doesn't even get to Marcell Dareus  (aol.sportingnews.com) (56)
(CNBC) Spiffy Why inflation hits Baby Boomers the hardest. Were we supposed to care?  (cnbc.com) (23)


Tue November 22, 2011
(ESPN) Cool What? The Patriots aren't #1 yet? What is this world coming to? Here are the week 12 NFL power rankings  (espn.go.com) (232)
(Yahoo) Obvious Lions-Saints game Dec. 4 moves to Sunday night. Lame ass Colts don't deserve prime time  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Yahoo) Dumbass NFL fines Rex Ryan $75K, hope he'll take the advice he gave the fan  (sports.yahoo.com) (22)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The New York Times) Stupid The annual presidential pardon of a single turkey is inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on the poor death row inmates   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (80)
(Miami Herald) PSA Florida quarterback leads woebegone NFL team to three consecutive NFL wins. No, not Tebus, this is a guy who completes more than 50% of his passes  (miamiherald.com) (77)


Sun November 20, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting How badly will the Cowboys beat the Sexy Rexys? Will the Eagles provide a third Miracle at the MetLifeLands? Can the Bengals take second place in the AFC North? It's the NFL Week 11 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (∞)


Sat November 19, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Ole Blue vs Big Red, Trojans vs Ducks, Rebels vs Tigers, it's already shaping up to be a great college football thread  (espn.go.com) (1597)
(ESPN) Silly "Stafford was fined $7,500 for 'grabbing an opponent by the helmet opening.' Also, Bears receiver Earl Bennett was fined $10,000 for a uniform violation; he wore dominantly orange shoes"  (espn.go.com) (80)


Fri November 18, 2011
(The New York Times) Amusing Agility courses for cats work about as well as you'd expect. "We tried to get the cats to jump over (an inflatable swimming pool), but they would run up to it and stop or take a drink"  (nytimes.com) (76)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting It's not "your official" anything, and there will be no stupid questions asked. It's just the New York Jets vs. the Denver Broncos, 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network  (sports.yahoo.com) (lots)
(News.com.au) Asinine Ex-publicist tells Sofia Vergara that her acting roles would seriously inflate if her breasts were to seriously deflate. Seriously  (news.com.au) (56)
(My Fox DC) Asinine In the name of fighting social and economic inequality, high unemployment, greed, corruption, and undue influence of corporations - Occupy DC is going to F up your commute to work this morning  (myfoxdc.com) (214)
(ESPN) Amusing NFL team logos need a little updating for the season. Page 2 is on it  (espn.go.com) (149)


Tue November 15, 2011
(ESPN) Sappy ESPN begs for Brady's forgiveness in this weeks NFL Power Rankings (Week 11)  (espn.go.com) (336)
(ESPN) Strange Is any team in the AFC West still using its first-string RB and QB?  (espn.go.com) (56)


Mon November 14, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Tablet computers are being used for game film and playbooks in the NFL. Which will happen first: A) Player tweets himself naked in the locker room or B) Belichick misinterprets the rules on hacking?  (cnn.com) (28)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Biggest NFL story this Sunday? Patriots? nope. Colts? nope. How does a Bills receiver snag a Cowboys cheerleader? Yup. (w/video)  (huffingtonpost.com) (90)
(Denver Post) Amusing Broncos' fans go full Tebow, demand Denver sign him to a 20+ year contract (comments)  (denverpost.com) (140)


Sun November 13, 2011
(YouTube) Unlikely The greatest catch in NFL history that doesn't count  (youtube.com) (32)
(ESPN) Interesting Can the Jaguars keep the Colts in the Basement? Will the Patriots find a way to lose again? Can the Bills do what they couldn't in two consecutive Super Bowls? It's the NFL Week 10 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3847)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Politico) Silly Are you ready for some lobbying?  (politico.com) (29)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious And the Three most hated coaches in the NFL as voted by the players are: exactly who you'd expect  (sports.yahoo.com) (72)
(Yahoo) Fail San Diego Chargers lose disappointing fourth game in a row as team continues to go in Riverse  (news.yahoo.com) (132)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Forbes) Stupid Most disliked NFL players. Having to click through the slideshow makes you hate them even more  (forbes.com) (129)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup 10 thoughts on Bears' win over Eagles. Excluded from these thoughts is: "Good God, the Eagles are horrible"  (chicagotribune.com) (64)
(ESPN) Amusing Wait? #12? Are you sure? Below the Jets?? This can't possibly be the NFL Power Rankings (week 10)  (espn.go.com) (343)
(WLKY Louisville) Scary One reason to learn the importance of de-escalating conflict: you never know when the guy you're arguing with might be the type that resolves conflict with a groin stabbing  (wlky.com) (9)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Are you ready for some Monday Night Football? Wait, can we still say that? Anyway, the Bears take on the Eagles in a vain attempt to give fans hope. It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread  (chicagotribune.com) (lots)
(Some Guy) Florida New bill would end NFL blackouts. In related news, TV stations will now be forced to suffer through broadcasting Dolphins games  (wjrr.com) (63)
(Denver Post) Spiffy Denver Occupies Oakland  (denverpost.com) (123)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some poor victims) Sad Now that Ghaddafi has been removed from power, pictures of the cruelty that reigned during the rebellion are starting to filter through. These images of cruelty inflicted to 12 and 15 year olds will tear your heart out  (israellycool.com) (138)
(ESPN) Interesting Can the Colts and Dolphins keep their bizarro-perfect seasons going? Will the Packers provide us with more epic Riversface of Defeat? How will Tebow fail this time? It's the NFL Week 9 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(Break) Video Best NFL-style open field tackle of a candy thief you'll see this year  (break.com) (61)


Fri November 04, 2011
(ESPN) Strange Big Ben leads parade of NFL players who wear their wedding bands during games because their wives like it  (espn.go.com) (51)


Thu November 03, 2011
(National Post) Silly Dear Internet, please stop making fun of 24-year-old virgins. Thanks  (sports.nationalpost.com) (194)
(Forbes) Unlikely Steve Jobs is the most influential man in the gaming industry and iPhone is the most influential gaming products of all times... said the poll conducted at a game conference focused on ios and social games right after Jobs' death  (forbes.com) (159)


Wed November 02, 2011
(The Raw Story) Scary That cute dragonfly on your arm? Yeah, that's a military spy drone  (rawstory.com) (27)
(Some Bubba) Followup Autopsy reveals that NFL legend and "Police Academy" star Bubba Smith died from drug intoxication. Co-star Michael Winslow makes a sad slide whistle noise  (digitalspy.com) (11)


Tue November 01, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Baltimore jumps above the Patriots after barely escaping a "trap game" in this week's NFL Power Rankings (Week 9)  (espn.go.com) (348)
(Some Guy) Cool Baltimore's original NFL franchise certificate found in trash and restored. Art Modell still wanted by people in Cleveland for Libyan dictator-style questioning   (sportscollectorsdaily.com) (42)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy What's this? A Detroit Lions game flexed to a better spot in week 10? Surely, the end times are upon us  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (33)
(With Leather) Obvious NFL cheerleaders are pretty good at the whole Halloween costume thing  (withleather.uproxx.com) (50)
(ESPN) Obvious ESPN's Statheads correct "Total QBR" stat to say what everyone else already knew: Rodgers is the best QB in the NFL, Tebow is the absolute worst  (espn.go.com) (146)
(ESPN) Fail Chris Johnson finally explodes, rushing for 340 yards against one of the best run defenses in the NFL. Wait, remove the 0 and change "explodes" to "fizzles" and "best" to "worst"  (espn.go.com) (89)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Deadspin) Video I don't always act like a jackass behind an NFL Network reporter, but when I do, I wear Zubaz  (deadspin.com) (18)
(journal star) Spiffy Lincoln Journal Star thinks FARK's recent NFL headline is one they wish that they had written  (journalstar.com) (0)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Broncos' Christian be sacrificed to the Lions? Can the Colts manage to lose by less than 60 points? Who will the Cowboys pitch it to with Tashard Choice gone? It's the NFL Week 8 thread (games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox and CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3838)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Grantland) Interesting The NFL Quarterback power rankings, and handicapping this weekend's games (for those of you in Vegas only, of course)  (grantland.com) (56)
(Mediabistro) Followup A band of Marine brothers storm Reddit to voice their anger at the life-threatening injury inflicted by Oakland police on their brother, 24-year-old Iraqi war veteran Scott Olsen  (mediabistro.com) (919)
(ESPN) Stupid NFL player takes full responsibility for his injury. Just kidding, he blames it all on the lockout  (espn.go.com) (51)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary There's "lost it," and then there's "332 wounds inflicted with a metal bar, hammer, wrench, knife, rope and mannequin peg lost it"  (washingtonpost.com) (70)
(JSOnline) Followup Ow my paycheck  (jsonline.com) (36)


Wed October 26, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing There's an epic NFL matchup coming this Sunday. No, not Patriots at Steelers, Colts at Titans. This will be only the second meeting in NFL history between two teams that lost by a combined 89 points the week before  (espn.go.com) (44)
(Kansas City) Unlikely If you had "Chicago" as the first team to make an offer to TO, come collect your prize  (kansascity.com) (51)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News rounds up the best sports headlines of the week and puts FARK's NFL skewering at the top of the list (2nd section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times thinks FARK's clever headline about NFL myths is one of highlights of the week (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(Some Guy) Fail Terrell Owens holds a public workout to show NFL scouts he is ready to play again after recovering from ACL surgery. Unfortunately, no NFL scouts actually show up to see it  (nfl.si.com) (59)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary No need to panic quite yet, but a dormant Bolivian super volcano is now inflating at a rate not seen in the modern era  (news.yahoo.com) (185)
(ESPN) Interesting Week 8 NFL power rankings. Grumble grumble grumble The Patriots, grumble grumble grumble 62 points, grumble grumble grumble Tom Brady  (espn.go.com) (547)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Silly All NFL teams as Halloween candy  (bleacherreport.com) (60)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Dolphins and Colts continue to Suck for Luck? Can the Packers remain undefeated? Will all of the starting QB shuffling make a difference in NFL Week 6: The week of the second string Quarterback? (Games begin at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3529)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Dallas News) Unlikely Dez Bryant claims Cowboys are 'unbeatable,' NFL easier than Big 12, Jerry Jones never had plastic surgery  (dallasnews.com) (44)
(Major League Baseball) Misc *Holds envelope to forehead* What are a Kraut, a lout, and an NFL standout?  (mlb.mlb.com) (27)
(ESPN) Cool Will LSU miss its suspended players? Can Sparty take down the Badgers? Can Mizzou keep up with the Cowboys? It's time for a Saturday college football thread  (espn.go.com) (1538)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Miami Herald) Cool Tebow's latest miracle? Selling out a Dolphins game  (miamiherald.com) (56)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Slate) Stupid Scam artists posing as famous athletes have been fooling the public for years: a pudgy sex offender pretending to be Vince Young, a petty thief claiming he was Ben Roethlisberger, Jay Cutler posing as an NFL quarterback, etc  (slate.com) (28)
(ESPN) Cool Hate the referee at NFL games, here's a list of the top whistle blowers in the league  (espn.go.com) (36)
(Google) Spiffy NFL Films digs through frozen tundra of its entire DVD back catalog, issues 115 titles via digital download for first time ever  (google.com) (25)


Wed October 19, 2011
(With Leather) Fail The "Suck for Luck" power rankings: It's a three horse race, and they all need to be put down  (withleather.uproxx.com) (58)
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) lists FARK'S hilarious NFL headline as a highlight of their Morning Briefing column  (theprovince.com) (0)


Tue October 18, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Saints drop to a mere seven places above the team (with the same record) who beat them last Sunday; 49ers have their highest ranking since before Steve Young's very first concussion. It's your Week 7 NFL Power Rankings  (espn.go.com) (241)


Sun October 16, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Redskins put Michael Vick down again? Can the Carolina Newtons win another game? Will the Lions vs. the 49ers be the best game of the day? It's the NFL Week 6 thread (games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox and CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)

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