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Thu May 23, 2013

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		Overlooked facts in the IRS scandal: #6 some of the groups 'targeted' swore in their applications that they would not attempt to influence elections source: nationalmemo.com \| share:	(286)
		The WWE wants to recruit cut NFL players, since that strategy worked so well in the past with guys like Steve McMichael, Kevin Greene, Lawrence Taylor, Ahmed Johnson, and Heidenreich source: msn.foxsports.com \| share:	(76)

Wed May 22, 2013

		Looks like the IRS is targeting another non-profit group seeking tax-exempt status source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(87)

		In order to make Pro Bowl more exciting, NFL may offer cash incentives to players for individual performance and making big plays during the game. Like a bounty, one might say source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	(54)
		Brian Urlacher to retire after he is no longer the Bear he used to be source: espn.go.com \| share:	(58)
		ESPN is forced to layoff hundreds of people after Tim Tebow disappears from the NFL source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(78)

Tue May 21, 2013

Super Bowl L will be FABULOUS

source: nfl.com | share:

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Mon May 20, 2013

		Fox News CEO Roger Ailes wins award for 'visionary of American journalism'. In other news, Tim Tebow named NFL player of the decade source: rawstory.com \| share:	(71)

		An NFL QB ranking chart that only manages to get first and last place correct is quite an impressive feat source: nfl.com \| share:	(58)

Sat May 18, 2013

How we will know if we won the "Afghan Conflict". Step 1, Mission Creep. Step 2, Rename it a "Conflict" instead of bounty hunt for al Queda. Step 3, let the Afghans have Afghanistan

source: nationaljournal.com | share:

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Fri May 17, 2013

		Athletes who wear red are more likely to be winners. In other news Cincinnati has the best baseball team, Arizona the best NFL team, and the Panthers sweep the NHL source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(51)
		Burying money in a swamp is one to keep inflation down source: news.nationalgeographic.com \| share:	(26)
		Is there a nicer guy in the NFL than J.J. Watt? After you watch this video, it will be hard to argue that there is source: cbssports.com \| share:	(25)
		For your arguing pleasure, the 100 best NFL quarterbacks of the modern era source: footballnation.com \| share:	(150)
		Bengals James Harrison says he spends $600,000 a year on his body, beating previous record held by Demi Moore source: espn.go.com \| share:	(25)

Thu May 16, 2013

(Some Guy)	Gaelic Football adopts Hawk-Eye replay technology to correct officials' calls quickly and accurately. NFL to go under the hood to study this source: gaa.ie \| share:	(21)
	Sign rookie contract for $23 million guaranteed: check. Play at a level slightly above JaWalrus levels of suck on the Raiders: check. Retire from football at 23: check. Can't say I blame the guy source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(41)
	Louis Freeh has been hired by the plaintiffs vs. Browns owner Jimmy Haslam and Pilot Flying J source: nfl.com \| share:	(9)
	Sen. McCain takes aim at the NFL and MLB blackout rules source: fangraphs.com \| share:	(66)

Wed May 15, 2013

		Canada soon to experience influx of illegal aliens source: cbc.ca \| share:	(36)
		NFL QB rankings. Rodgers keeps it clean, and Sanchez dirties it up source: cbssports.com \| share:	(148)
		Gay marriage is going to lead to an influx of Jedi Knights in goat leggings, and you'll only have yourselves to blame source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(68)

Tue May 14, 2013

As the calendar ticks towards the meat grinder that is the NFL season, a peek at the what the meat looks like after coming out the other end. No truth to the rumor that the next CBA will include one free prosthetic joint per year of service

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon May 13, 2013

San Diego Chargers head coach thinks Phillip Rivers can complete 70 percent of his passes. Whether or not that includes the opposing team is undetermined

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Sun May 12, 2013

Sat May 11, 2013

		Former New York Jets and Charlotte Hornets star George Sauer dead at 69 - wait, what? source: nytimes.com \| share:	(19)
		Mother's day -1 playoff hockey thread... GO NOW get her some flowers, or a card or something NOW before the game, tomorrow got busy Just the one NHL playoff game tonight hockey fans... Can the Isles conflict their mothers? 7 eastern source: nhl.com \| share:	(651)

Fri May 10, 2013

Bill Belichick: "I hate Tim Tebow"

source: tracking.si.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013

		WHO will join Sting and Kurt Angle vs Aces & Eights? WILL Bad Influence troll their way to a Tag Title shot? IS AJ Styles going to start cutting himself to My Chemical Romance? LIVE from Tupelo, THIS is YOUR Impact Wrestling thread. (8pm ET on Spike) source: impactwrestling.com \| share:	(176)
		Ditka believes in Tebow as a NFL Quarterback. Flutie source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(52)

Wed May 08, 2013

I'm not sure, but, I believe Titus Young has set an NFL record by being arrested twice in one day. Majority of the Cincinnati Bengals looking to see how they can top that

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Mon May 06, 2013

Police are trying to determine if a woman arrested for hit and run was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. One look at her mugshot should clear that question up

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Sun May 05, 2013

Former Vikings and Chargers OT Curtis "Boo Boo" Rouse reaches the end zone at 52

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Sat May 04, 2013

Now I've heard everything: NFL stars who never even played for a California team are filing worker's comp claims there to rake it in on Golden State benefits. Flag on the play

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Fri May 03, 2013

		Oregon introduces legislation to make college coaches responsible for legal fees incurred because of violations source: registerguard.com \| share:	(59)
		One of the NFL's most accurate kickers ever retires, plans to spend more time with his bicycle source: hawkcentral.com \| share:	(28)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Let's calmly and intelligently discuss the pros and cons of the U.S. intervening in the conflict in Syria ... by guessing what Captain Kirk would do source: io9.com \| share:	(62)
		The President likes sports. The President watches sports on ESPN. Let's buy up commercial airtime on ESPN so that we can influence the President with superliminal advertising. What's superliminal? Hey you, buy 400 Abrams tanks source: politico.com \| share:	(18)
		A stunningly accurate portrayal of Tim Tebow and the CFL source: sbnation.com \| share:	(53)

Wed May 01, 2013

		The National Women's Soccer League is taking head injuries as seriously as the NFL did in the 70's. Not at all source: slate.com \| share:	(10)
		FARK's favorite Taiwanese animators finally lose faith in Tim Tebow source: youtube.com \| share:	(14)

Tue April 30, 2013

		D.C. to Redskins: Change racist NFL nickname to noble one, such as Redtails, which honors the brave Tuskegee Airmen source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(196)
		Sandy dumped 11 BILLION gallons of raw sewage on the New Jersey shoreline, then spent the next six weeks using medicated wipes and sitting on an inflatable donut source: wfaa.com \| share:	(49)
		The origin of all conflicts in the history of ever source: gizmodo.com \| share:	(12)
		New study from the Romero institute reveals older siblings can be a bad influence on younger siblings source: npr.org \| share:	(23)

Mon April 29, 2013

		The team that owns Tim Tebow's CFL rights have said that they would like to sign him. As a back up. To their 41-year-old starter. Who once backed up Kurt Warner. In NFL Europe source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	(39)
		Russia: home of the great bear, the great vodka and the great air-dropped inflatable church & parachuting priests source: planetivy.com \| share:	(25)
		Come for the way too early analysis, stay for the comments of disgruntled Seahawk fans. Here are the post-draft NFL Power Rankings source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(20)

Sun April 28, 2013

		Your SHMHC fix comes via Chile's Octopus and their take on Instrumental Technical Death Metal with Jazz influences. Not that Metal Snobs need to categorize their music or anything source: youtube.com \| share:	(27)
		Matt Flynn could lose his starting spot to a rookie named Wilson for the second year in a row source: sportige.com \| share:	(33)

Fri April 26, 2013

		OK, who's left? A look at the best players available for day 2 of the NFL Draft source: athlonsports.com \| share:	(507)
		In today's over-analysis of the NFL draft, research shows 2nd-round picks have better value than the 1st-round picks. Subby will now look forward to tonight's Day 2 to see who his team picks source: espn.go.com \| share:	(83)
		New study show that porn may not be such a bad influence on sexual behavior after all. Giggity source: healthland.time.com \| share:	(42)
		"NFL players will no longer have to search for a fax machine to execute a deal" ... (challenge flag thrown) source: networkworld.com \| share:	(12)
		Will all 2013 first round NFL picks please step forward. Not so fast, Manti Te'o source: insider.espn.go.com \| share:	(123)

Thu April 25, 2013

		Who will be the biggest steal? Who will be the biggest bust? Who will be the latest addition(s) to the NY Jets Draft Blunders video? Find out the answers and more in the official discussion thread for the 2013 NFL Draft (8 eastern, ESPN) source: espn.go.com \| share:	(1959)
		Barry Sanders picked to be on next Madden NFL cover, which means the "curse" has gone retroactive. Somebody'd better warn Theismann source: forbes.com \| share:	(74)
		Despite a community actively pushing his induction into the NFL Hall of Fame, Tim Tebow will likely never become a member source: nfl.com \| share:	(31)
		NFL Draft prospect joins elite "fraternity" including the likes of Joe Theisman and Kevin Ware, all of whom had a tough break trying to make it as a professional athlete source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)
		NFL player busted with BOX of condoms during prostitution sting. What exactly did he think he'd get for $100? source: wtvr.com \| share:	(45)

Wed April 24, 2013

		The Jaguars' Draft War Room is a symbol of the determination of this franchise's determination to succeed both on and off the field. W/pic of this whirling hive of activity source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(92)
		The season doesn't start for almost 5 months; the draft hasn't even occurred yet; and yet here's your first NFL power rankings for the 2013-14 season. The #1 pick is indisputably incorrect, so surely nobody here can disagree with any of the others source: sbnation.com \| share:	(95)
		The official name of the college football playoff is...the College Football Playoff source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(26)
		Tamerlan Tsarnaev was influenced by a mysterious radical. We know this, I swear. Don't look at me like that source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(52)

Tue April 23, 2013

(OutSports)	Alan Gendreau, the former Middle Tennessee State placekicker, all-time leading scorer in Sun Belt Conference history and devout Christian, wants to be the first openly gay NFL player source: outsports.com \| share:	(78)
	NFL team draft needs in handy chart form source: profootballmock.com \| share:	(70)
	$EC source: deadspin.com \| share:	(122)

Fri April 19, 2013

		After not making the playoffs three straight seasons, the San Diego Chargers got a gift from the NFL gods heading into 2013: playing in Philadelphia for the Eagles' home opener, meaning a Super Bowl win for the visiting teams these past four seasons source: sportige.com \| share:	(19)
		Guess which NFL team's new owner, who was destined to turn the franchise around, is now under investigation by the FBI. Go ahead, guess source: waitingfornextyear.com \| share:	(27)
		NFL regular season schedules released. Every other sport in the US is such a failure that this is actual front-page news source: espn.go.com \| share:	(43)

Thu April 18, 2013

		That awkward moment when you, a lowly grad student, realize you spotted a basic math error in the most influential paper of two of the most prominent theorists in your field source: reuters.com \| share:	(113)
		NFL player Kerry Rhodes still says he isn't gay. The guy he's kissing in these photos disagrees source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(111)

Wed April 17, 2013

		Play in the NFL or re-enlist in the Marines? Monday morning - not sure. Monday night - easy source: myfoxdc.com \| share:	(37)
		Rookie receiver fails drug test at NFL combine for excessive dihydrogen monoxide in his system, obviously a DHMO addict source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(29)

Tue April 16, 2013

Meet the Drones: Dragonfly, the cute one; Hummingbird, the shy one; Roachbot, the funny one; and Switchblade, the bad boy

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Sun April 14, 2013

Ric Romero discovers that people aren't going to NFL games as much because of all of the drunks

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Fri April 12, 2013

Many people have called Tim Tebow a lousy NFL quarterback, but few of them know what it means to be a lousy NFL quarterback the way Jeff Garcia does

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Thu April 11, 2013

		Kerry Rhodes: I'm not the gay NFL player you're looking for. The linked photos are merely my former assistant and I having a fabulous time on vacation source: tmz.com \| share:	(72)
		New Browns owner explains why they'll never win a Super Bowl source: newsnet5.com \| share:	(68)
		Richard Sherman says half the league does it, but not him. Nope source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(27)
		75 years ago the most influential comedy routine of all time was aired, and it's still funny source: youtube.com \| share:	(36)

Wed April 10, 2013

		Imma let you finish, but the Immaculate Reception was the best play of all time. OF ALL TIME source: philly.com \| share:	(161)
		Lions taking a look at Te'o. How long can they string him along, making him believe they're an actual NFL football team? source: freep.com \| share:	(40)

Tue April 09, 2013

		There's really no reason to even have the upcoming NFL season because Kevin Kolb has seen the future, and he leads the Bills to Superbowl victory in 2014 source: espn.go.com \| share:	(29)
		You know how cops are always artificially inflating the potential proceeds in their drug busts? Well one guy in Colorado is suing the police for $210,000, for his illegally seized pot. Police to say this is exorbitant in 5..4 source: coloradoan.com \| share:	(36)

Fri April 05, 2013

		As many as four gay NFL players could come out on the same day. That's four ones and that's... pretty cool, actually source: sbnation.com \| share:	(145)
		Pro Bowl likely to shift to 'draft' format in 2014. Looks like Tom Brady will finally be a first round pick source: tracking.si.com \| share:	(54)
		Jason Hanson hangs up his kicking cleats and walks away with 495 career field goals, third in NFL history source: nationalfootballpost.com \| share:	(48)

Thu April 04, 2013

		Its opposite day in the NFL, Brain Banks goes from prison cell to the football field source: cnn.com \| share:	(52)
		Forget drink or drugs. This dude was banned for driving "under the influence of drum and bass" source: thisisbristol.co.uk \| share:	(44)

Wed April 03, 2013

JaMarcus Hits the Gym: A promotional video which shows JaMarcus never doing more than three reps with light weights, one rep with heavy, struggle to walk around and display that his moobs are still visible through a large sweatshirt

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Mon April 01, 2013

Why the f*** do I even have to write this column for a major news organization to talk about something that shouldn't even remotely be a factor in sports

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Sun March 31, 2013

On quest for fatter profits, beer companies have stopped marketing to Joe Six-Pack and are plowing their ad dollars into attracting Joe College, a new drinker heavily influenced by his good friend Farker Beersnob

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Fri March 29, 2013

Gronkowski would accept gay teammate, orally or anally to be determined

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Wed March 27, 2013

		Sean Penn's son learned everything he needs to know about conflict resolution from his dad source: theblemish.com \| share:	(71)
		Amazing story of Menelik Watson, son of lower class rastafarian parents in Manchester UK, who went from learning the game of football to starting at Florida State in less than a year, and is now a top O-Line prospect in the NFL draft source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)
		The complete Pitchfork Festival lineup has been announced, and Chicago is bracing itself for the largest influx of hipsters since 2009 source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(51)

Tue March 26, 2013

Gay NFL player may be considering coming out. Wait, I thought Gay was released by the Saints in 2011

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Fri March 22, 2013

Former NFL player did a Super Duper job of beating, knocking his teenage son unconscious. Twice

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Tue March 19, 2013

		The fact that it's the middle of the offseason doesn't stop ESPN from releasing NFL Power Rankings source: espn.go.com \| share:	(142)
		Baltimore Ravens: "Please Orioles, move your September 5 game so we can play at home for the opener, pleeeeaassee" source: espn.go.com \| share:	(168)

Mon March 18, 2013

		New Jersey allows casinos to accept betting on fantasy sports, wagers on the Cubs making the World Series source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(10)
		Arena Football League team shows interest in Tim Tebow. At least someone does source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(15)

Sun March 17, 2013

Bears RB Matt Forte not happy with NFL proposal that would ban running backs from lowering their head to initiate contact

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Sat March 16, 2013

Pedestrians of Miami beware... Donte Stallworth is back, and this time he brought a balloon

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Fri March 15, 2013

		NY Attorney General asks the NFL to investigate itself about the whole "Do you like girls?" thing source: sbnation.com \| share:	(57)
		NFL institutes new consent rules. 1) May I run with the ball? 2) May I hit you at the shoulders? 3) May I hit you at the waist? 4) May I try to break a tackle? 5) I touched you with two hands, you're tackled source: dfw.cbslocal.com \| share:	(87)

Thu March 14, 2013

Raiders fans may just get a bit of good news. 12 years too late

source: nfl.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

Mon March 11, 2013

Jennifer Love Hewitt says her breasts are worth $5 million due to recent inflation

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Sat March 09, 2013

Brain damage found in college football players who didn't suffer concussions. Conclusion reached after detailed study of Pac-12 grade point averages

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Thu March 07, 2013

		While hardliner Jerry Richardson was yelling at fellow owners to "take back our league" during the lockout, his Carolina Panthers made $112 million over the two seasons prior to the lockout source: deadspin.com \| share:	(40)
		Manti Te'o, The NFL And Gays source: midweek.com \| share:	(56)
		Since reforming and re-entering the NFL in 1999, the Cleveland Browns have had 18 different starting quarterbacks. None of them have a winning record with the team source: sportige.com \| share:	(84)

Wed March 06, 2013

Mon March 04, 2013

First female to try out at NFL combine kicks 19 yards and 13 yards before dropping out due to injury

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Sun March 03, 2013

		Out of the 13 players to sign $100 million deals in the NFL, no one has managed to make all of it source: sportige.com \| share:	(26)
		Sure it's a slideshow. But it's a slideshow of an NFL team's cheerleader tryouts source: boston.com \| share:	(26)
		IRS shows Terrell Owens its 430K defense source: tmz.com \| share:	(8)

Sat March 02, 2013

		Seattle Times uses FARK's clever NFL headline to illustrate the top sports story of the week (2nd section) source: seattletimes.com \| share:	(0)
		Female kicker heads for NFL combine, in hopes of breaking league's gender barrier. With "oh yes, you'd rough that" picture source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(71)

Thu February 28, 2013

		Can you Nnamdi next Philadelphia Eagles player to get the axe? source: philly.com \| share:	(53)
		When your tweets violate NFL rules, quick--claim you've been hacked source: thesportsbank.net \| share:	(30)

Wed February 27, 2013

Note to NFL teams: If you ask a prospect "Do you like girls?" it had better be about the show on HBO

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Tue February 26, 2013

Looks like we have to add his size and speed to the list of things Te'o and Notre Dame weren't 100% honest about

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Sun February 24, 2013

		Apparently unable to live off $390,000 salary, NFL rookie Terrance Ganaway working at fast food joint to supplement income source: now.msn.com \| share:	(64)
		Player wows scouts at the NFL combine by running a 4.71 in the 40. Which doesn't seem all that fast until you realize he's a 305lb O-lineman source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(58)
		Sleep well, America: the Department of Homeland Security has seized over $17 million in counterfeit NFL merchandise source: cnn.com \| share:	(59)

Sat February 23, 2013

Mike McCready says Pearl Jam will release a new album this year "for sure." Eddie Vedder incomprehensible for comment

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Fri February 22, 2013

Tim Tebow refuses to play ball with the Christian Right

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Thu February 21, 2013

		NFL to force Jim Harbaugh to stand somewhere other than midfield to throw his childish tantrums source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	(111)
		Richard Sherman shuts down Darrelle Revis source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(73)
		Inflation finally takes a toll on breast and buttocks enhancement procedures source: cnn.com \| share:	(3)

Wed February 20, 2013

(Some Guy)		What if all NFL logos were British? The Prancy Horsies and Frigid Tosspots look strong for next season source: daveartlocker.blogspot.com \| share:	(126)
		Ric Romero reports that NFL players may not entirely trust Roger Goodell source: espn.go.com \| share:	(6)

Tue February 19, 2013

America, your nightmare is over: Tim Tebow is back on the front page

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Mon February 18, 2013

There may still be a way to make the San Diego Chargers finish losing every single fan they have. Move to Texas

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Sat February 16, 2013

Roger Goddell's punishment for the replacement referee fiasco, growing player lawsuits over head injuries, a complete mismanagement of the Saints bounty scandal and increasing concerns over PEDs will be an extra $30 million in his bank account

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Fri February 15, 2013

		Man lives with 15 inflatable toys & says he would marry his favorite. The Sun is there source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(75)
		At least one meteor strike confirmed in Chelyabinsk, Russia. Conflicting reports suggest moderate damage, possible evacuations underway. (w/multiple dash cam video HolyFarkness) (now w/working link) source: russianmachineneverbreaks.com \| share:	(773)

Thu February 14, 2013

		Nate Silver admits to influencing the election for Obama source: dailycaller.com \| share:	(155)
		Surely John Kerry will not be influenced by Warren Buffett giving his family over a half-million dollars source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(104)
		Mass Effect, Dead Space, Bioshock, Borderlands, Fallout 3 - if you've played any of these modern shooters, you've felt the influence of System Shock 2, which after legal hassles and technical issues were settled, is available again for today's gamers source: techland.time.com \| share:	(236)

Wed February 13, 2013

The NFL's under 25 team has been released. Included are Party Monster, UMadBro, Don't Tase me Bro, Shady, and the Jaguars' punter

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Tue February 12, 2013

		The next Super Bowl is going to be XLVIII which stands for "48", as in the number of hours that it may be postponed due to weather because someone thought it would be a good idea to have the game in an open-air stadium in the northeast source: tracking.si.com \| share:	(145)
		One of the most explosive and versatile players in the NFL may suddenly be on the trading block. Bonus: No legal problems and is a known hard worker. Where should he go? source: espn.go.com \| share:	(87)
		Eagles continue to bark up the wrong tree, observers believe new coach will keep Vick on a short leash source: stltoday.com \| share:	(20)

Mon February 11, 2013

Cereal traveler munches his way around the world in his quest to find the perfect bowl of cornflakes

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Sun February 10, 2013

		Old-timey fiddle plays "My dearest Alma, we're in the third month of this Civil War. The 'baggers do not seem to be weakening. And now we hear that Gen. McConnell knew of Rove's plan all along, which will only serve to inflame them further source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(71)
		Having NFL withdrawal? Trying to watch rugby? Don't get yourself in a scrum, this guide should help source: deadspin.com \| share:	(2)

Fri February 08, 2013

Superdome blackout caused by device installed to prevent a Superdome blackout

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Thu February 07, 2013

		Amazon engineer states that the NFL could have avoided the Super Bowl outage. If anyone knows anything about outages, it's Amazon source: wired.com \| share:	(47)
		56% of Americans support an assault weapons ban. The other 44% were too busy hunkering in the bunker and buying all the price inflated ammo they could afford source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(404)

Wed February 06, 2013

NFL players' Twitter posts corrected by second-rate grammar Nazis. Er, second grade grammar Nazis

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Mon February 04, 2013

		Tired of scripted, fake No Fun League sports entertainment? Why not try out WWE Monday Night Raw? The Rock is World Champion and he's never been accused of murdering anyone. Catch some REAL action at 8 PM on USA source: wwe.com \| share:	(1448)
		While 'futbol' fans around the world scoff at the NFL "world championship", at least NFL fans are reassured their games weren't fixed. Champions League fans, not so much source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(140)
		Leon Sandcastle to Appear in Madden NFL 25? source: rotoexperts.com \| share:	(61)
		Super Bowl XLVII in pictures source: totallycoolpix.com \| share:	(21)
		NFL football-nancification officials retreat to their fainting couches as they struggle with the task of a cold-weather halftime show for Super Bowl 48. Fans from Buffalo, Green Bay say an extra layer of body paint should suffice source: nypost.com \| share:	(94)
		Madden NFL 25 is given an August release date, now promises to be so realistic that you can actually smell the deer-antler spray source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(62)

Sun February 03, 2013

		Awesome: Winning all expense paid trip to the Superbowl. Not so awesome: Denied entry to the US because of a drug conviction. 2 grams of marijuana. 32 years ago source: cbc.ca \| share:	(195)
		For 13 seasons, Bernie Kosar "put his head through the windshield every Sunday". Seventeen years later, he's almost completely healed thanks to a revolutionary brain therapy that may save the NFL source: espn.go.com \| share:	(52)
		RGIII defeats Russell Wilson, despite not being able to defeat Russell Wilson source: seattletimes.com \| share:	(86)

Sat February 02, 2013

		The NY Daily News pushes for Weird Al to do the Super Bowl Halftime Show source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(73)
		The San Diego Chargers team doctor not only has been caught violating controlled-substance regulations 108 times, but he's also facing his license being revoked by the state of California. The NFLPA has a problem with this source: espn.go.com \| share:	(19)

Fri February 01, 2013

		So it turns out, mobile quarterbacks in general don't get hurt more than their statue-like counterparts source: slate.com \| share:	(65)
		Prado bags $40 million in Arizona. Inflation must be a killer source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(53)
		Gay rights activists await their Jackie Robinson. Or rather, Jack Robinson during the day and Robin Jackson at night source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(41)
		"What the gun industry, the oil business, and the NFL have in common is that they'll never reform without outside regulation" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(222)

Thu January 31, 2013

Doctors want to take balloons covered with spikes, stick them into your body, inflate them, and then dose you with drugs

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(31)

Wed January 30, 2013

		NFL fan map finally clarifies the geographic locations of all NFL fanbases. Summary: Alaska is confused, Florida can't decide, Patriots fans are spread across the nation like mange source: deadspin.com \| share:	(154)
		Carolina Panthers: "We need your help to renovate our stadium, or else" source: espn.go.com \| share:	(80)

Tue January 29, 2013

		Philadelphia Eagles are CHARGIN THEIR LAZOR source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(21)
		Joe Flacco on next year's Super Bowl in cold MetLife Stadium: "I think it's retarded. I probably shouldn't say that. I think it's stupid," and "If you want a Super Bowl, put a retractable dome on your stadium. Then you can get one" source: espn.go.com \| share:	(156)
		Top ten spaghetti western actors. No word on if all of them influenced Django Unchained, but since it's Tarantino, you bet all of them did. Arguments about whether or not the omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid, to the right source: shadowlocked.com \| share:	(42)
		Disney continues making the choices that Lucas couldn't, ditches plans to rerelease all of the prequels in 3D. The rerelease of Episode One failing miserably may have influenced this decision source: deadline.com \| share:	(122)

Mon January 28, 2013

Sun January 27, 2013

		If I were to tell you an ex-NFL player was on trial accused of being a serial killer, what team would you guess he played for? source: deadspin.com \| share:	(74)
		Will this really be Jeff Saturday's final snap? Should you give that new chipotle salsa recipe a tryout before the Super Bowl? More Budweiser or Coors commercials? Who's on 60 minutes tonight? Its your 2013 Pro Bowl discussion thread source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(358)
		Vince Young says he didn't notice that $1,000,000 of his salary went to pay for a high interest loan that he "probably" signed the documents for, but didn't read, and really shouldn't be responsible for because they were "fishy" source: tennessean.com \| share:	(16)
		NFL Films rushes out "2013 Best of NFL Sound" in response to much funnier parody "2013 NFL lip syncing" source: nfl.com \| share:	(19)

Sat January 26, 2013

Boger picked to officiate Super Bowl. "Snot fair," cry fellow refs. NFL spokesmen, phlegmatic as ever, calmly defends accusations. Mucus

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(12)

Fri January 25, 2013

		A timeline of the NFL's responses to brain trauma caused by football. Summary for those too lazy to read: the NFL's claims of ignorance are no more believable than the tobacco lobby source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(87)
		Roger Goodell not concerned about cold weather Super Bowl next year, has already announced plans to fine any weather fronts that disobey him source: cbssports.com \| share:	(54)
		Saints officially had the worst NFL defense. Of all time. If only there was a way to give their players a psychological edge over the competition source: espn.go.com \| share:	(88)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Romney heading to DC for luncheon. Sources say he plans to jog past the White House, pause, and smile that sad, conflicted smile that Damian Lewis makes in the opening credits of Homeland source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
		After bringing 640,000 cases of cholera to Haiti after the quake, the UN says it has a plan to fix things. In other news, Haiti braces for outbreaks of AIDS, smallpox, influenza, malaria, ebola, the plague, cancer, TB, polio and Sean Penn source: npr.org \| share:	(47)
		After reviewing Sunday's championship games the NFL league office hands out a stiff $10K fine for clearly unacceptable conduct on the field. Tom Brady's attempted groin kick? No, Frank Gore's sagging socks, of course source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(41)
		Jets owner Woody Johnson (giggity) wants to trade Sanchez and Tebow. Just kidding. He wants to trade Revis. Probably for the lulz source: nfl.com \| share:	(34)

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