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Sat May 28, 2016
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Yes President Obama, nuking the Japanese in WW II was necessary... sorry about your so-called guilt
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Fri May 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
This just in: Sharks have personalities. Not necessarily *nice* personalities, mind you, but personalities just the same. (w/ "Hello, friend" pic)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian company opens office in Minecraft, allowing people to collaborate creatively in a virtual environment while being sssssssssssBOOOOM goddammit, not again
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh comes out of retirement to team with NASCAR to make a redneck Ocean's Eleven starring Katherine Heigl, Daniel Craig and Channing Tatum about a heist at Charlotte Motor Speedway, most likely involving Brian France's cocaine
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The latest victim of the tech bubble: Behold the imguraffe, which stuck its neck out a little too far and pretty soon you'll have to find a new image host
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Wed May 25, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a new upper class that's completely disconnected from the average white American and American culture at large. Are you part of it? Take this test
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Mon May 23, 2016
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Tennessee police arrest 32 people in connection with human trafficking ring, including children's minister. This raises the question, how does a child become a minister?
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Really connected dog tests positive for meth and heroin
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Thu May 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The liberal redneck takes on Target bathroom protesters: "Crazier than Michele Bachmann on bath salts"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Fake redneck religious fundamentalist offers fake spirituality advice to the fake candidate. Fake
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Tue May 17, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump renounces necrophilia... technically
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The anecdotes being used in the Oracle vs. Google API case aren't like monkeys trying to fark a football; they're like listening to monkeys trying to explain to other monkeys how to fark a football
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA's dedication to rooting out corruption and ethical breaches is so successful that the Chairman of Audit and Compliance decided that he's not necessary anymore
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Fri May 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of ever, a story about East Tennessee, redneck vigilantes, and guns shockingly ends with no-one maimed or killed, and a legitimately happy ending
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My normally normal husband wants to take our 6yo daughter to a violent and redneck monster truck show. I say no way. Wut do?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas says his relationship with Kate Hudson has an "unbelievable connection." Which in Hollywood-speak means "give them about three months"
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Lhakpa Sherpa, the all-time greatest female mountaineer on Mount Everest, can look back proudly on her six successful summits of the world's highest peak--well, when she's on break while working her houskeeping job in Connecticut, anyway
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Tue May 10, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"A $15,000 reward is being offered for details leading to the arrest and conviction of three rednecks who went on a drunken rampage involving gunfire, vomiting, skinny dipping and the death of a tiny endangered fish in Death Valley National Park"
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Sun May 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on GOP unity: "It's unnecessary"
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Wio Link - credit card size hardware for connecting things to a network, so you can send instructions to it over the internet. What have you connected to your Internet of Things? (Sponsored Link)
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Walt Whitman, moonlighting as an advice columnist on "Manly Health" was a big proponent of neck beards and cold showers
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Errrrrrrrr.... I ain't no 'redneck' you 'hillbilly'
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're a top NFL prospect, try to avoid Tweeting pictures of yourself wearing a gas mask connected to a bong right before the draft
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
Legally, it's not necrophilia if you're trying to conceive
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Tue April 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sadistic dentist who performed unecessary painful procedures sentenced to be fed to a singing carnivorous plant
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If Burning Man and a monster truck rally were to have a love child in the snowy mountains of Alaska, then you would get Arctic Man, a huge gathering of 'slednecks' in remote Alaska
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Connecticut man arrested for making threat on Twitter to bomb a Donald Trump rally. Given his mugshot, he did so while on break from Hot Topic after getting dared by the Orange Julius cashier he'd been flirting with
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today Is Tax Freedom Day for most of the country. It was earlier in Mississippi, Tennessee and Louisiana ... but will be later in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York
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Fri April 22, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Headline of the day: "Freak accident involving garbage truck reconnects Utah family with estranged brother"
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Chabon, Brian K. Vaughan, Akiva Goldsman, and Nicole Perlman will develop an on-screen connected Hasbro universe featuring G.I. Joe, Micronauts, Visionaries, M.A.S.K. and ROM
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Wed April 20, 2016
(orilliapacket.com)
 
 
 
Man connected to organized crime killed by sni--
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hollywood finally makes a movie for that most neglected of patriotic demographics: insane people who have no connection to reality. Get ready for AmeriGeddon
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Tue April 19, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Those rednecks forced me to take off my head covering for their booking photos." "Let's check those photos, shall we?" *lawsuit dropped*
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"What exactly does your company do?" "We are very successful and well-connected, and make a positive global impact" *throws smoke bomb*
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book has the bare necessities of a blockbuster, #1 at the box office with $88 million. Barbershop 3 is #2 with $19.4 million, The Boss demoted to #4 with $10 million. And Batman V Superman continues to fail, dropping to #4 with $9 million
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"Vodka doesn't necessarily make bad cocktails, but every bad cocktail has vodka in it"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(DCW50)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book is a thrilling, frightening series of chases, battles and characters facing the ultimate demise at every turn. Then, they sing The Bare Necessities
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Thu April 14, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will there be more twerking? Has Helena found her redneck soulmate? How many new Ledas join Clone Club? Will Felix ever get a storyline and how did we get to Iceland? Find out on tonight's premiere of 'Orphan Black' on BBCAmerica at 10PM EDT
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can Ovi keep his controller connected? Will Jagr keep the Islanders off his lawn? Will the Stars bring their best-of-the-West mojo? Can the Sharks avenge their last playoffs? Oh hell ya, it's post season hockey night two: 7, 8, 9:30 & 10:30ET GAME ON
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your child wants to be a mule stringer, photo film processor, or blacksmith, don't necessarily talk her out of it. These industries are not nearly as obsolete as you think they are
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hour)
 
 
 
There are responsible citizens, and then there's a guy from Florida who flew to Connecticut to voluntarily turn himself in after he received a warrant for his arrest on charges that he stole a TV in 1989
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adam Jones rocked a David Ortiz 500 homer necklace ... until Big Papi homered. Yes, we all make fashion faux pas
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Police say man with "Budweiser" neck tattoo swallowed five bags of heroin as his truck exploded on highway. Mugshot included
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Chinese newspaper rips critics of Great Firewall, says it is necessary to protect China from corrosive Western propaganda while letting in cool stuff like movie trailers and multiplayer video games
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Click on the left for the video of a redneck mom shooting her kids' iPhones and yelling something about Facebook; click on the right for the "parenting is simple" argument from people with no children
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nokia disconnects 15,000 workers
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
USS Gerald Ford set to join the fleet in September, when it will be promptly eaten by the USS Seawolf, the Connecticut, and the Jimmy Carter because it is delicious
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
New app identifies unnecessary words in your writing. Please don't contact Fark mods, your posts have not been deleted
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut buffet dining tip: Don't bogart the crab claws
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Russian defence spending records offline temporarily. This is not connected to Panama leaks
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women's basketball title and all the questions facing coach Geno Auriemma seem to amount to: Why doesn't anyone care?
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piper Raspberry Pi Computer Kit: Learn Real Engineering Skills (While Playing Minecraft) with This Full Raspberry Pi Toolbox. Creative Mode engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
FCC considers subsidizing internet connectivity for low income Americans. Didn't those moochers just get refrigerators?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers performing necropsies on sperm whales washed up on the beach discover their stomachs contain fishing nets, car parts, plastic buckets, wooden puppet, crickets
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Completely in touch with reality Florida governor asks Yale to move to his state after 315 years in Connecticut
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Author discovers shocking correlation between poor white people and poor minorities. Apparently, poverty is the connection. Apparently, author has been living in a cave, along with the Trump supporters
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Redneck car jump
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Riots aren't necessarily a bad thing," says Trump cheerleader and chief political commentator at USA Radio Networks
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rape kit system unnecessary since most accusations false, says: a) convicted rapist, b) your creepy uncle, or c) Idaho sherrif
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Sun March 13, 2016
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
After looking at an edited YouTube video posted on his Twitter page, Donald Trump's 'internet people' are pretty convinced the guy who rushed the stage on Saturday is possibly connected to ISIS
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Purdue Exponent)
 
 
 
Supersonic ping-pong balls. For science. And Jimmy Fallon. Not necessarily in that order
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Kinect developers may be going the way of the dinosaur as their natural prey (casual gamers with discretionary income) were hunted to extinction during the Wii era
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Americans make 11 million visits to the doctor every year because of obesity. Which would be unnecessary if it weren't for the 500 million trips every year to McDonald's
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Wed March 02, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman dies after falling. Fark: By being strangled by her medical alert necklace
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: a double week of EPL matches, including the Bournemouth gynecologists at the Watford Long John Silver impersonators. The penguin atop your television set explodes at 7:45 am EST. Nobody wants an argument
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
A rare breed of giraffe hunted to the brink of extinction needs the Internets to strengthen its neck out a bit, work out a few kinks
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim 4-lb crowdfunded "smart typewriter" with 5.5" e-ink display and Dropbox connectivity the writing tool of the future, and a bargain at $500
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Eight essential skills needed to survive the apocalypse. #9: identifying post-apocalyptic clickbait
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Couple arrested over graveyard voodoo love ritual that included corpse desecration and magic spells. To be fair, you can't spell 'necromancer' without 'romance'
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl had to convince Grammy producers that a Lemmy tribute was necessary
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Everybody's working for the weekend & for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Do you need other beer-swilling Farkers to help you? This week I'm playing Galactic Civilizations 3. Recommended Minecraft seed: Wild Cherry Pepsi
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Wed February 17, 2016
(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
Connecticut farm hosts inadvertent beef and bacon cookout, neglects to provide coleslaw
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katrina Pierson, the bullet necklace wearing spokeswoman for Donald Trump, goes on tirade against the far right for their "idiotic opposition" to Planned Parenthood, saying they're more than abortions. We've gone through the looking glass, people
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Just so you know, professor of Minecraft is now an actual job
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Filipinos google 'how to do necrophilia', unknown creepy Spanish B movie gets six million hits
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Your4State)
 
 
 
"Students then turned their DNA into a necklace"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
RubioBot's speechifying subroutines continue to malfunction, indicating a complete system wipe may be necessary
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Thu February 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Millennial women are the most staunchly feminist group of voters in America. They want to see a woman in the White House. Just not necessarily this woman"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hillary recounts a few anecdotes of when she dressed in normal clothes and snuck out of the White House. No word on how many helicopters under enemy fire she had to run to during these outings
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dutch police are training eagles to capture drones, even though they're woefully short of mutant extra-long-necked giraffes to capture the eagles (Warning: some images are graphic)
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