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Fri July 25, 2014
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(National Catholic Reporter)
 
 
 
Pope Francis heads down to the cafeteria for lunch with the regular workers. In other news, there's a Vatican cafeteria
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(106)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tokyo to San Francisco in 83 seconds includes the best view of a sunrise you'll see all week
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(14)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A complete, concise guide that will help Chicagoans survive the annual Pitchfork Hipsterfest
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(26)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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The big winner if Apple buys Beats (Featured Partner)
 
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In NFL news, the Santa Clara 49ers officially open their $1.2 billion new stadium, located 45 miles south of San Francisco
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(89)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert declares Benedict pope again after Deutschland's win against Argentina. Sorry Francis, buh-bye
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(6)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
S.F. Giants ban "culturally insensitive" clothes at AT&T Stadium. Which in San Francisco is anything that doesn't include rhinestones, feathers, Spandex
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(36)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants become the first MLB team in history to have their catcher and pitcher each hit a grand slam ... in the same game
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(27)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: You have a 1 in 50 chance of being molested by a priest
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(124)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Star 101.3)
 
 
 
San Francisco residents eager to shake their batons at Castro district's cocked and loaded cop
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Decades before creating the triumphant anthem 'Nothing's Going To Stop Us Now," Jefferson Airplane was ushering in San Francisco's Summer of Love
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Tue July 08, 2014
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Can San Francisco succeed where New York failed? It's the soft drink Prohibitionists' final showdown
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Sat July 05, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Pope Francis calls for an end to work on Sundays. Unless you're in the restaurant or retail industries, of course
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most patriotic July 4th beer? Anthem Golden Ale, which honors Francis Scott Key
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(15)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weekly Breaking Bad marathons coming to AMC. At least they're not yet like USA, who are nothing more than the Law and Order: NCIS channel
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(53)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only way the people of San Francisco will conserve water is if you remind them in a sexy, baritone voice
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(33)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
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Thu June 26, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
If you are in the San Francisco bay area, grab a crowbar
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
An app that lets you auction off the public parking spot you're currently occupying to the highest bidder who wants it? Yes, it appears that San Francisco does have a problem with that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Pope Francis stopped his motorcade to bless a disabled woman by the side of the road. Fark: when he was done he climbed right back into his unmarked Ford Focus and drove off
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pope Francis isn't a reformer, he's another Pope John Paul II, only with a better PR man
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Conspiracy Planet)
 
 
 
"Five judges are examining evidence of human hunting parties by global elite members of the Ninth Circle Satanic Child Sacrifice Cult network, including Pope Francis and members of European royalty including Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Here's the cast of the Saved By the Bell tell-all movie. Dustin Diamond will play himself
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(35)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This is a story about a love affair between a tacky pink plastic flamingo and the lemurs at the San Francisco Zoo
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(21)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis and the Archbishop of Canterbury to team up to fight human trafficking in what is expected to be the weirdest buddy-cop movie concept ever
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis wants everyone to know that the Global Economy is about to come crashing down upon us
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(Time)
 
 
 
Pope Francis refuses to use the Popemobile, even though he knows that could make him the holeyist Pope ever
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(41)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
List of top LGBT-friendly cities in the US. Los Angeles? Check. San Francisco? Check. New York City? Check. Des Moines? Che ... Wait ... WTF?? Des Moines??
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Wed June 11, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
First it was Seattle. Now San Francisco is contemplating getting on the $15 hr minimum wage train. Details to the left, how this will destroy America once and for all to the right
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis fires all five directors of the Vatican's Financial Information Authority. Subby would make a Godfather Part III reference here but holy hell was that movie a piece of crap compared to the other two
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(38)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ricin roni, the San Francisco treat. Story updated: No ricin found
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco has been plagued for several years by "rat girl," a 43 year old woman who breeds rats and lets them loose into the city
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Wed May 28, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco police set up bait bikes to catch bicycle thieves. Liberals have a problem with that... because it targets the poor. You know... those poor people that can't afford bikes and steal yours instead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says he may retire, opening pope job to yet another person. Is there a form or something you have to fill out?
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Mon May 26, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Germany: Open the Vatican WWII archives. Pope Francis: Ha ha ha - no
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Why is a mystery millionaire hiding cash around San Francisco? Who cares, FREE MONEY
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good news San Francisco Bay Area, a new study says your next "Big One" won't be just one. It will be a clusterf*ck of many earthquakes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pope Francis receives hundreds of letters every day-but a recent one, signed by 26 women who would like his permission to have sex with their priest boyfriends, was undoubtedly not like most of the others"
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Mon May 19, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's Bay to Breakers slide show. Where else will you find salmon swimming upstream in a race?
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Fri May 16, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Francisco casting call held for documentary film exploring public trends ... wait, did I say public? No, no. pubic, yeah, pubic trends. Pubes
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
In an effort to showcase their talent for original programming, CBS green-lights more NCIS and CSI spin-offs
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
San Francisco hipster opens mini-golf course in Mission District. Besides hand-crafted holes that feature cable cars, Day of the Dead, and ironic nods to old-school mini-golf windmills, it serves microbrews, deep-dish pizza, and duck confit poutine
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Thu May 01, 2014
(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco Zoo's newest family member is an incredibly ugly-assed 10-month-old red panda (w/pic of him eating a stuffed version of himself)
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
China bans The Big Bang Theory for policy reasons. Bans 'The Practice' because it's awful
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Sun April 27, 2014
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
On paper, the San Francisco 49ers have a tough schedule, but their NFL schedule is nothing compared to their off season court dates
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Sun April 20, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers fans angry that new BART trains are painted in the colors of winners
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Sat April 19, 2014
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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Fri April 18, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's latest outrage: Condo owners who are constantly renting out their units to a revolving door of tourists. "We've heard of cases where people get off the elevator and ask 'Where's the bellhop?' "
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Wed April 16, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers tie the Baltimore Ravens for the most player arrests in 2014. Here's hoping there's no sudden death needed to break the tie
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(50)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Lighten up, Francis
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People may consider Pope Francis 'old fashioned' for discussing the Devil in the 21st century, but that is not stopping his Crusades.. He warns us now of gossip being a tool of darkness, and how we must fight it
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Thu April 10, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The epically obnoxious "save the date" wedding video by two San Francisco lawyers that would make Kanye and Kim Kardashian blush
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Mon April 07, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Police request that the druid or druids responsible for creating SmartCarhenge in San Francisco please knock it off
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(57)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Archbishop had a sweet multi-million dollar crib all to himself, until that meddling Pope Francis came on the scene with all his "church for the poor" and "live modestly" crazy-talk
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Pope Francis: "No, I am not a Communist. I believe that the poor are the center of the Gospel of Jesus." Of course, that's just what a dirty, sneaky, hippie Commie mole would say
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Mon March 31, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You know that immigration detention Pope Francis promised a 9-year old girl he'd bring up with Obama? Probably just a coincidence, but yesterday he went free and was reunited with his daughter
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Vin Scully freaks out about an earthquake during last night's Angels-Dodgers game. Just kidding: he calmly announces a "tremor", then goes on to recount the 1989 San Francisco quake - all without breaking stride
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Beneath the strings of red paper lanterns and narrow alleyways of San Francisco's Chinatown lies a sinister underworld run by "Shrimp Boy"
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