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Headlines matching 'NATO'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Cato and Nash) Stupid Cybersecurity Information Sharing Act of 2012. SOPA's nosy little brother. Brought to you by Senator Harry Reid (D)ammit, we done told you once  (cato-at-liberty.org) (66)
(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (129)
(Reading Eagle) Dumbass Former PA State Senator compares driver's licenses to slavery, immediately jumps to third in GOP primary  (readingeagle.com) (38)
(Think Progress) Amusing Senator Constance Johnson (D-iddle) attaches anti-masturbation amendment to personhood bill in Oklahoma. At least someone is thinking about the kittens  (thinkprogress.org) (150)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Gothamist) Spiffy Chuck Schumer wins his Super Bowl bet with Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) who will be buying six NY craft beers; the always-cagey Schumer knew that bets involving alcohol with Massachusetts senators often go badly  (gothamist.com) (31)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Last week: Tennessee state senator claims that AIDS was the result of one guy who had sex with a monkey and then had sex with other guys. Let's run it through PolitiFact's Truth-o-Meter and...uh oh, call the fire department  (politifact.com) (214)
(CTV) Interesting Canadian Senator wants to give prisoners the option of being in the loop  (ctv.ca) (143)
(Yahoo) Asinine Romney calls Leon Panetta "misguided and naive" for announcing US troop pull out of Afghanistan, because if he hadn't said anything the Taliban would NEVER HAVE KNOWN we were thinking about leaving  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(WAAY TV) Spiffy 'Liberal' leaning Fark gets mentioned in a WAAY TV story about Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill and his controversial statements  (waaytv.com) (37)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Senators swarm to bill banning insider trading and play "Who's more ethical?"  (washingtonpost.com) (104)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Alabama State Senator Shadrack McGill: "If you double a teacher's pay scale, you'll attract people who aren't called to teach"  (huffingtonpost.com) (445)


Tue January 31, 2012
(BBC) Asinine Secret NATO report seems to indicate that Pakistan intelligence and the Taliban are BFFs  (bbc.co.uk) (202)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Senator McConnell: "We gave Obama everything he wanted"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (120)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CBS-NY) Unlikely State Senator wants to ban eating on NYC subway trains. All other bodily functions still encouraged  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (107)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Stupid Virginia is for lovers: Instead of killing bill to require an ultrasound before an abortion, Democratic State Senator amends it instead: UFIA for guys wanting ED treatment  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (198)
(Wikipedia) Photoshop Challenge: What war propaganda would look like if the US went to war with Luxembourg  (en.wikipedia.org) (33)


Fri January 27, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting Browns hire Brad Childress as Offensive Coordinator, pending his notifying Cleveland residents of his moving to the neighborhood  (espn.go.com) (35)
(Den Of Geek) Cool The Terminator will be back, and it will be R-rated  (denofgeek.com) (52)
(Pantagraph.com) Followup Two pieces of IL senator's brain removed... The one small piece left still considered smarter than 95% of remaining Illinois senate members combined  (pantagraph.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting The Colts hire the Ravens' defensive coordinator to prevent scoring at home; funny, their offense seems to be doing that just fine  (espn.go.com) (40)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) News In a stroke of genius, Illinois Senator Mark Kirk seeks to push Gabrielle Giffords off of the front page  (chicagotribune.com) (112)


Fri January 20, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious Deep-rooted hatred is causing more and more Afghans to kill the very same American soldiers training them. You know, a nice game of Buzkashi would probably release some of that tension. It's worked before, I know that much anyway  (msnbc.msn.com) (132)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Gizmodo) Hero SOPA outrage is breaking the Senate's websites. In other news, the protesters are working harder than the Senators  (gizmodo.com) (146)
(KSTU FOX 13) Cool Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-old), one of PIPA's original sponsors, becomes the 10th senator to withdraw their support today  (fox13now.com) (66)


Mon January 16, 2012
(io9) Interesting Further mysteries of the clitoris revealed. C'mon out of mom's basement and learn wondrous new things beyond the concept of not leaping at it like a bull at a gate (worksafe unless your boss is weird about anatomical illustration)  (io9.com) (84)
(Some Guy) Sad Smoking kills Senator. At 3,500 years old  (cfnews13.com) (133)


Sun January 15, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Dumbass Man orders a 'Baconator' burger with no bacon. That's the real story here  (3news.co.nz) (128)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Royal Navy captures 13 pirates. This is not a repeat from 1745  (uk.news.yahoo.com) (60)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NHL) Scary The Senators shut out the league leading Rangers in New York last night. Quit laughing dammit, this is what the Mayans were talking about  (nhl.com) (79)
(Boing Boing) PSA 60 senators won't meet with activists to talk about PIPA, the Senate version of the Stop Online Piracy Act. Will yours?  (boingboing.net) (60)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Misc Auburn hires legendary QB Uncle Rico as their new defensive coordinator  (cbs42.com) (32)


Wed January 11, 2012
(PFT) Interesting Tony Sparano hired as offensive coordinator of the  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (94)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NHL) Cool Will Halak's return help the Blues take the Division lead? Are Detroit's injuries enough to force the Islanders to win a game? Are the Senators trolling us all? Games start at 7; organized, polite discussion starts to the right  (nhl.com) (215)
(STLToday) Amusing Republican gubernatorial candidate claims to have an Economics degree. Conveniently omits that it is a Home Economics degree  (stltoday.com) (42)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad Son of Packers offensive coordinator found dead in Fox River  (sports.yahoo.com) (69)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic MA Senator Scott Brown comes out in support of Obama's appointment of Cordray to run the CFPB. If he'd done that with Obama's first choice, he might not be about to get his ass kicked in the next election  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(ESPN) Interesting Patriots offensive coordinator Bill O'Brien agrees to become head coach at Penn State. And you don't have to worry about any funny business going on with him as coach... he tapes everything  (espn.go.com) (61)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Chronic KY gubernatorial candidate Gatewood Galbraith passes  (state-journal.com) (58)


Tue January 03, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious Bears part ways with offensive coordinator Mike Martz, who will now put his O-line coaching skills to use training matadors  (espn.go.com) (57)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Seattle Times) Fail Nick Holt fired by UW, ready to start new career as an offensive coordinator   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (4)
(CTV) Caturday If your cats eat your hamburger, please don't call 911 to request a replacement. Officials say they suspect alcohol was a factor. Subby thinks it sounds like it's time for the New Year's Eve Caturday thread  (ctv.ca) (1377)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious The US Senate's most conservative Democratic Senator decides that he can't beat an actual Republican next fall  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts  (dailykos.com) (186)
(FrumForum) Ironic Former George W. Bush speech writer slams Rand Paul's political ambitions as a 'dynastic cult of personality.'  (frumforum.com) (22)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Boston Herald) Interesting Senator Coburn presents his Golden Fle-- I mean, Wastebook awards  (bostonherald.com) (21)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Sappy Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(NJ.com) Obvious Secaucus woman accuses state senator of asking her if she wanted to Secauc  (nj.com) (31)
(Foreign Policy) Fail 2011's worst predictions: Qaddafi says rebels will lose, Karl Rove says Palin will run, Conde Naste calls Libya a tourist hot spot, preacher claims the world will end, and...Thomas Edison says taxis will be made of solid gold?  (foreignpolicy.com) (29)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad You can't say that this should end well if it shows no signs of ending  (news.yahoo.com) (43)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Anonymous releases a massive information dump on every U.S. Senator that voted for NDAA  (freakoutnation.com) (287)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Another week, another married GOP Senator with a sex scandal. Yawn. Obvious tag pregnant with inevitable tag waiting to be born  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (77)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Consumerist) Silly Senator demands Apple pull app that allows people to make fake, totally unrealistic driver's licenses. So if you want to be an Irish R&B singer/organ donor named McLovin, act fast  (consumerist.com) (84)


Wed December 07, 2011
(NPR) Sick GOP break 2005 truce and filibuster Obama's nominee for the DC Court of Appeals. Why? According to the Senior GOP senator on the Judiciary Committee Not because there is anything wrong with her, but just for "payback"  (npr.org) (179)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Think Progress) Stupid Senator McCain: Well, instead of those lower income tax breaks, how about tax cuts for corporations? Don't understand why no one's ever thought of that. In addition, we should offer tax cuts for corporations  (thinkprogress.org) (81)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Politico) Cool Huntsman: I'm not kissing Trump's ring, or any other part of his anatomy  (politico.com) (99)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Republicans offer $100 reward for photo of Pennsylvania Senator with President Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (132)
(Politiken) Asinine Doctors: Okay, let's put the NATO Secretary General here to heal his broken arm. Patient: But what about me and my incurable cancer? Doctors: How about a nice windowless office?  (politiken.dk) (57)


Tue November 29, 2011
(IndyStar) Fail After allowing 327 points in 11 games, Colts fire defensive coordinator. In other news, the Colts had a defensive coordinator  (indystar.com) (51)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Enraged Pakistanis are protesting the US government and burning Obama in effigy, now edge Gingrich in recent GOP polls  (news.yahoo.com) (126)


Sat November 26, 2011
(MSNBC) Dumbass You're manning a Pakistani outpost on the Afghan border, when you spot some NATO helo gunships. Do you c) fire warning shots at them?  (msnbc.msn.com) (174)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Here's how to save the NBA: All starting fives must include an Elvis impersonator on stilts. Or, well, this other plan  (scholarsandrogues.com) (18)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Times of India) Sad Habitual procrastinator dies four days after shooting himself in the head  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (44)
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing Christopher Walken impersonator pranks AP with deep Walken thoughts on Natalie Wood's death. "There was tragedy"  (theatlanticwire.com) (46)


Tue November 15, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Maintaining their steady focus on job creation, every Republican Senator votes to eliminate net neutrality regulations  (chicagotribune.com) (282)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Kansas City) Amusing Bad idea: hiring actors to play "Taliban" giving up their arms, to impress the U.S. ambassador. Fark: forgetting to tell U.S. security  (kansascity.com) (13)
(Slate) Silly The National Restaurant Association hasn't realized that NRA belongs to another, even more gun-happy fringe group. This and other abbreviations that are shared by two very different groups  (slate.com) (74)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Science Daily) Weird Fighting violent gang crime with... math? Clearly, this article is for the lowest common denominator  (sciencedaily.com) (12)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Kentucky gubernatorial candidate tries desperately to make an issue out of his opponent participating in a Hindu ceremony. Why, yes, he IS a Republican. How did you know?   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (212)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Wired) Unlikely You can't cut our $140 billion budget. For example, Germany might quit the NATO join with Russia and attack us, we will need a big conventional Army then  (wired.com) (91)


Sat October 29, 2011
(The New York Times) News 13 American soldiers killed by Taliban suicide bomber in Kabul  (nytimes.com) (161)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Canada.com) Interesting Canadian senator calls on country to dump "dentally defective rat" known as a beaver from national symbols and replace it with land shark known as a polar bear  (canada.com) (117)


Wed October 26, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Kadafi's family to sue NATO for the willful murder of their beloved murderer  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (105)
(Gawker) Strange While I'm sure we can all agree that waffles and pancakes are important, one Senator from Vermont wants to make selling 'fake' maple syrup a federal felony carrying up to five years in jail. What a sap  (gawker.com) (163)


Sat October 22, 2011
(seattle times) Sad Washington State Senator Scott White of Seattle dies at age 41  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If your house is "infested with demons" call an exterminator or an exorcist or an exorcisterminator, whatever, just don't kidnap your roommate's children  (bellinghamherald.com) (33)
(Think Progress) Obvious Obscure leftist conspiracy theorizes that we're in Libya for oil. Just kidding, it was actually boasted by sitting US senator Lindsey Graham  (thinkprogress.org) (182)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Turkey drops soldiers from helicopter into Iraq. "As god is my witness, I thought soldiers could fly"  (news.yahoo.com) (108)
(CNN) Interesting Old and Busted: Al Qaeda Network. New Hotness: Haqqani Network  (edition.cnn.com) (34)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Fox Sports) Asinine Having no other pressing business to attend to, US Senators want to ban players from chewing tobacco at the World Series  (msn.foxsports.com) (38)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Washington Post) Hero Five liberal Senators ask Clinton to bar Humvee sale to Bahrain. In an unrelated update, if you are an unemployed defense contractor in Maryland, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Illinois, or New Jersey, I have good news for you  (washingtonpost.com) (35)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Add Senator Claire McCaskill to the long list of former supporters who were...uh...washing their hair when Barry came a callin'  (news.yahoo.com) (72)
(Motherboard.tv) Interesting Anatomy of the U.S.'s first unmanned drone  (motherboard.tv) (12)

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