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84 headlines found matching 'NATO'
Tue July 07, 2015
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Instead of filling up your super soaker with cat pee, why not turn it into a wave-based desalinator?
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Sun July 05, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Inside Out takes the #1 spot at the box office with $30.4 million, Jurassic World dropping to #2 with $28.9 million. The much-hyped Terminator: Genisys bombed at #3 with a measly $27.3 million, and Magic Mike XXL is a flaccid #4 with $15.2 million
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Sat July 04, 2015
(Pleasanton Weekly)
 
 
 
Pleasanton Weekly looks at the Kentucky Gubernatorial race, with a profile of Drew, Fark.com and his refreshingly unconventional campaign for governor
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Senator, noted author and historian and bona fide war hero, with a proven track record of bipartisanship, who opposed the Iraq war in 2002 and Wall Street in '07 is running for president. Yeah, no, of course he has no shot
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas state senator sees the AG's opinion on gay marriage and raises him the DOJ
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
More than 300 Einstein impersonators set new world record, begin wait for the free Guinness bar towels they were promised
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is gaining in popularity but is still unknown to black voters. At least outside of the three black families who actually still live in Vermont
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oxford professor warns us humanity could be eradicated by machines after seeing The Terminator
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Senator James Inhofe (R-Oklahomophobe) wants us to believe that A) he has gay friends, and B) they think the marriage equality decision was "a bad decision"
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Fri June 26, 2015
(YouTube)
 
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President Obama's eulogy to Senator Clementa Pinckney. Come for the heartfelt eulogy to a statesman and spiritual leader, stay for the President of the United States leading a rendition of Amazing Grace
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(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Today's procrastinators are tomorrow's dissemblers
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The movie Eliminators is the greatest Terminator rip off you've never heard of. Come for the tank cyborg ridiculousness, stay for the mercenary getting shot in the crotch with lightning
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Wendy's unveils Baconator Fries
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Wed June 24, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gun background-check measures "worth another try", says noted far-left hippie anti-gun activist Senator Pat Toomey (R-PA)
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Fri June 19, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator proves stupid is as stupid says
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Wed June 17, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass shooting at Charleston, SC church. Update: nine confirmed fatalities including state senator
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State governor attacks Republican senators for not accomplishing anything. FARK: Scott Walker
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(54)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Senators McCain and Feinstein would like it if the U.S. would stop torturing people. There are, apparently, some folks who have a problem with that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republican senator from Georgia announces that he has Parkinson's disease; will run for re-election anyway because, seriously, how's anyone gonna tell the difference?
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News: Senator Rubio, since you say you love the Wu-Tang Clan, who is your favorite member? Rubio: Um, all of 'em, any of 'em that, um, have, have been in front of me over all these years
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Chutzpah: Republican senators accusing President Obama of destroying people's lives by stripping them of their Obamacare
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator wants to declassify the report showing the TSA failed to find 95% of prohibited items at the checkpoints. The TSA said they would, but they can't find that either
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
James Cameron reckons Terminator: Genisys is "the third Terminator film." Guessing he's not a Salvation fan either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Batshiat insane Iowa senator Joni Ernst goes on a long tirade against Hillary Clinton, then starts muttering about hog semen and how she used to wear Kleenex boxes on her feet
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Sat June 06, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin denies that Russia is a threat to any NATO nation, promises to only invade non-NATO countries
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Fri June 05, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian woman finds biological father, who lives in Thailand as an Elvis impersonator
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Thu June 04, 2015
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Nebraska state senator supports the death penalty so much that he posted a picture of a woman with her head chopped off on facebook. That'll show 'em
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Sat May 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Every drone that's sold in the United States, whether it's made here or abroad, can have built into the drone itself a mechanism that doesn't let it fly in certain places." stated the US Senator
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Rand Paul vows to kill the Patriot Act tomorrow, but his fellow senators are really just annoyed about being forced to work on a Sunday
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Fri May 29, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Governor Pot declares Senator Kettle unsuited to be President
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like Bono, so what we did, is we got a Bono impersonator to go to a U2 show and sing with U2, so that you could see a fake Bono sing with U2 while the real Bono played piano, because we heard you like Bono
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Today is the day humanity decides whether or not to build Terminators. Choose wisely
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Wed May 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Robots developed that can rapidly adapt to major damage, say scientists completely unfamiliar with Terminators, Screamers, Replicators, Borg, Sentinels, Omnidroids, and the general concept of unstoppable robot killing machines
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's how much corporations paid US senators to fast-track the TPP bill
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That aide whom Senator Thad Cochran was supposedly having an affair with while his wife had dementia? The one taxpayers paid to fly all over the world with him? Where he denied everything and said it was only professional? Yeah, he just married her
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Ben Franklin impersonators assess quality of "Dribbling Ben Franklin" on Philadelphia 76ers new logo, like its aggressiveness but don't think it's sexually irresistible to women
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Senator Rubio, knowing what we know now, would you have invaded Iraq in 2003?" I, um...that is to say that I....uhhhh *drinks water until interview is over*
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Wed May 13, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know you're a hardcore Republican if you think Senator McCain is such a traitor to the country he deserves to be "hung by the neck until dead"
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin writes article explaining how it's high time the GOP started getting rid of uninformed crackpots in its ranks who just simply pander to the lowest common denominator. Yes, that Jennifer Rubin
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan state senator arrested after shooting up his girlfriend and ex-wife's car. Yes, girlfriend and ex-wife are the same person. Indeed, the senator represents Detroit
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin now has a quitting problem in Ukraine that doesn't exist. Ignore the Siberians coming to Ukraine to fight
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Only 1 U.S. Senator had the stones to stand up to King Obama and vote "No" on the Iran bill: Senator Tom Cotton
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Republican state senator arrested and charged with sexual assault, prohibited acts, and human trafficking. For 63 years old, he's got a lot going on
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Manchin from West Virginia would welcome Jade Helm military exercises, promises authentic Third World training experience
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Mon May 04, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hey, wake up hockey farkers.... There is a game today. And unlike the other quarterfinal series, this one is all tied up. Rags at Caps, puck drops at 7:30 pm ET. Il est de votre fil des séries éliminatoires de la Coupe Stanley
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Sun May 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's Ted Cruz Nuze™, our favorite Texas Senator is apparently blissfully unaware that he is actually part of the federal government
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Thu April 30, 2015
(The Register)
 
 
 
The Senator has no idea how net neutrality works
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Tue April 28, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Warren, you've said you're not running in 2016, how do you expect to be heard then? Senator Warren: "Do you think I'm *not* forcing a debate?" She then proceeded to beat the reporter with a rubber noodle
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
"...staffer for U.S. Senator Thad Cochran (R-Missed something in the background check) allegedly told law enforcement agents that he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Governor Bat Boy accuses White House of bullying him, then threatens GOP state senators he'll veto funds for their districts' hospitals, projects if they don't support his desire for $673 million in tax cuts
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the original stars of Greys Anatomy? Did they go on to play crying doctors on other series?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Ted Cruz came to Washington 2 1/2 years ago, he pledged to be an "anti-Senator," and that pledge must explain why he rarely does things regular senators do, like go to committee hearings or cast votes on legislation
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Tue April 21, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "I have been begging Senator McCain to hold a hearing on guns in the military." McCain: "You've said what now? Cause I gotta be honest Ted, I haven't heard a damn thing from you or your people"
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Senator, gentleman and fainting-couch afficionado Lindsey Graham would like to be your perpetually terrified commander in chief
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Roberts has a 'Frozen' ringtone, is telling people to 'let it go' after his cellphone filled a somber committee hearing room with the first few bars of the song
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The strange story of the company that got The Terminator made: "they just farked it up because they kept trying to cheat everybody"
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(20)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It's a pity retiring Senator Harry Reid is too shy to say what's really on his mind
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Tue April 14, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota forbids making eye contact with senators, as they may feel threatened and attack
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Paul, how do you reconcile your love of "no government" with your desire for "government regulating marriage"? Try to answer in less than three insults to my relationship with my mother, please
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indiana state senator Phil Boots with today's GOP minority outreach message: "I want to know where my protected class is for me as a white, Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Senator McCaskill congratulates Duke: "I was rooting for team who had stars that are actually going to college & not just doing semester tryout for NBA"
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says what we're all thinking about Terminator Salvation: "It sucked"
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Senator Feinstein: It's time to start censoring the internet
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(316)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California now getting second hand smog from Asia. Which means that if you are in L.A. and go to Chinatown, even the pollution is now authentic
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(37)
 
(Space War)
 
 
 
Norway's panties are in a wad after they find Russian warships docked at a crucial abandoned NATO base. Fark: A base they sold to Russia. Fark Double Dumbass: After a failed sale on eBay
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton (R-eally?) says Indiana RFRA protestors should get some perspective: "At least we don't execute gay people"
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Tue March 31, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When your new law is too hateful and discriminatory even for NASCAR, you must be doing something wrong
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
KY Gov defends state's gay marriage ban as non-discriminatory because "both gay and straight people are barred from marrying people of the same gender." Suck it, libtards
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Fri March 27, 2015
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
"Seducing His Senator," a new western romance novel, attempts to bring a sexy side to Arizona politics
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Maybe there is hope when a conservative senator and his liberal counterpart can agree on a way to save money by reducing the state's jailhouse population
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(22)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Obama blows off meeting with head of NATO, but c'mon - that whole thing about European nations being important is a complete right-wing fantasy made up in a shadowy Koch Bros. underground lair
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(64)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Ottawa Senators are shooting up the standings in a drive for a playoff spot, but do they have what it takes to get one? It's your Week 24 NHL Power Rankings
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(75)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott's emergency disaster chief is quizzed by state senators on "climate change." Hilarity ensues
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(153)
 
(Costa Mesa Daily Pilot)
 
 
 
CPA John Moorlach, the guy who correctly predicted Orange County's bankruptcy back in 1994 and then presided over rebuilding its bond rating, just became a CA State Senator. His mind is pure machinery
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(37)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senators James Lankford and Rep. Randy Forbes (Rs-holes): Because Chipotle can choose not to serve pork, businesses should be allowed to not serve gays
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(233)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
CAN the Bruins continue their playoff drive? WILL the Senators ground the Flyers? HOW will the West be won? It's BOS vs. WSH, OTT vs. PHI, STL vs. DAL, and NSH vs. ANA tonight in the NHL. Talk up your club to the right
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(29)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Joe Biden, "In thirty-six years in the United States Senate, I cannot recall another instance in which Senators wrote directly to advise another country, much less a longtime foreign adversary." Yeah, about that
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
The senator who led the Republican coalition to reach out to Iranian hardliners over their common cause earns a new nickname
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(246)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
24 hours after trying to push the US into a war with Iran, Senator Tom Cotton (R-Ark) will meet with defense contractors to update them on when they can expect to ramp up production
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(147)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that in no way is designed to undermine the President, Republican Senators write an open letter to Iran undermining the President
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(586)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Harsh East Coast winter may have been caused by China's Weather Dominator
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(34)
 

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