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168 headlines found matching 'Mont'
Sun February 18, 2018
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hockey Is For Everyone" month going poorly in Chicago
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
To find out why Montanans dress in layers, visit the little town of Fort Belknap--where temperatures went from -37 to 45 above in one day
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you're in the security industry and want a gross of eggs along with your $10/month salary, have I got the job for you
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Paid your toll bill on time every month? That'll be $12,000 in fines, citizen. And we're impounding your car and pulling your nursing license and throwing your elderly mom out in the cold at 2 in the morning
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is it like to meet someone in person after you've been dating them online for months?
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's glorious Brexit day will now be happening 3 months early. Or possibly 20 months late. Or on schedule. Or not at all. The only certainty is that Brexit means Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"The strange case of the data breach that stayed online for a month"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy with interim security clearance who sees the PDB every day has tapped three different credit lines in 12 months. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie
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Tue February 13, 2018
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
First month of Trump tax cuts produce the predicted results of a record tax haul and a budget surplus
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heart condition affects man's memory, causes him to forget wife was 9 months pregnant after he spends 18 days in a medically induced coma. Bonus: Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven
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Mon February 12, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reuben Foster of the San Francisco 49ers arrested. This is not a repeat from last month
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New higher-speed passenger train hits 4th person in a month. At this rate we'll never be able to talk about train control. Fark: He survived
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(Chron)
 
 
 
48 years ago this week that Little Ol' Band from Texas played their first gig at a Knights of Columbus Hall in Beaumont. Here's how how how it all began
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(Some Bangity-clangity)
 
 
 
If you're in the mood to watch some biathlon but don't want to fly to Pyeongchang, the Southern Vermont Primitive Biathlon in Manchester, VT is this weekend
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Logan Paul, last month: I have have truly learned from my mistakes. Logan Paul, this month: Uploads comeback video of him tasering dead rats
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's deals deals deals in Manhattan's apartment market, where the average rent of a 200 square foot studio with views of neighbor's bathroom, semi-attached bath fixtures and passive heating and cooling systems reaches new lows at only $3,800 a month
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Wed February 07, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
While they've 'gifted' workers $1.50 and a Twinkie, corporations have have announced over $88 Billion in stock buybacks in just the last month
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Memphis police find dead body in van a month after impounding it from a shooting
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Algae turning melting snow into watermelon-flavoured puddles of blood at Grinnell Glacier in Montana. Mmmmmm ...bloody watermelon snow
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Sat February 03, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
The greatest tax cut in history nets a school secretary...... $1.50 a week. Or 1 Starbucks coffee a month
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Texas man arrested for driving 111 miles an hour in Vermont. I know what you are thinking. What is a Texas man doing in Vermont?
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gen X are the most likely to spend $70 on a bottle of wine more than once a month, are the most engaged wine clubs customers and are growing their wine cellars
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump tweets to celebrate black history month; Twitter furious. That's the actual headline
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby sloth born at Denver zoo, will cling to mother for at least 6 months like a recent college graduate
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Thu February 01, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A tortoise that escaped six months ago has been found, only 1,056 feet from where she escaped
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
How Jack Daniel's Whiskey fits into Black History Month
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Realizing customers are not falling for the raise the price by 50% and then place it on a 30% off sale, Bon Ton will be closing 47 stores in the next few months. Old ladies everywhere are inconsolable
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former CIA director John McLaughlin describes Nunes memo as "a carefully picked bowl of cherries" while Cato Institute senior Julian Sanchez calls claim of its completeness "inconceivable". Vizzini and Inigo Montoya nod approvingly
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
The Eagles franchise is followed by a lesser species, one that survives for months at a time on a diet of cheap beer alone, hunting in packs, overwhelming its prey with a barrage of crude projectiles, profanity, and spittle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if you're a tough hawk on North Korea, if you want to be the ambassador, you need to want to see them destroyed by the end of the month
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(The Register)
 
 
 
US vs UK treatment for tech scammers - cough up a fat wad of cash or be tagged for six months with jail hanging over you. Which solution do these scum deserve?
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most of the Saudis netted in the Crown Prince's anti-corruption crackdown have now been released, $100 billion poorer, after nearly 2 months of detention in the Ritz Carlton. Man, those minibars are pricey
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(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
First Montana, now California's passing their own net Neutrality Laws? What's going on...a sudden outbreak of common sense?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Democrat's unknown diverse firebrand chosen to give SOTU response is actually great-nephew of fat drunk guy who crashed a rare '67 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 wheels-up in a tidal pond
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facing a growing threat of electoral defeat and concerned the party is being led to "utter destruction", conservative politicians give their party leader an ultimatum: "Three months to raise your game or you're out"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lost cow found months later with herd of bison. NTTAWWT
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas enduring "one of the worst flu seasons in our history". Buckle up Texans, peak flu season is NEXT month
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Records show Montana-based Whitefish Energy spend $150,000 on lobbying Congress last year, and by a startling coincidence, all of it was spent after people started asking how the two-man firm managed to land that massive Puerto Rico power contract
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Wed January 24, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Millennial couple ecstatic that pre-build houses in their subdivision are now $90,000 more than when they bought a few months ago. Wait, no, the exact opposite of that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
States should follow Vermont's lead and legalize THC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Infowars published "secret FISA memo", which turns out to be a FISA Court opinion that's been public for months
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what I'm sure is just a wild coincidence, $130k was transferred from the Trump campaign to the Trump Org in the month after the election. $130k? Hey, Ginger, does $130k mean anything to you? "I'm sorry subby, but I'm not that kind of girl"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly has comeback for Jane Fonda 4 months later, "Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you"
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Mon January 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the first state to implement net neutrality is....Montana?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Long-sober Jackass star Steve-O pops question to girlfriend at his comedy concert after preparing for six months, and she said yes. For you millennials out there, MTV's Jackass was how Gen X killed time before the smartphone era
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(Time)
 
 
 
Today is the 120th birthday of Soviet filmmaker and director of "Battleship Potemkin" Sergei Eisenstein. Want to know more about him? We're gonna need a MONTAGE (montage)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Delaying retirement by just 6 months equals saving another 1% over 30 years, if you live long enough to retire, suckers
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who pretended to be anesthesiologist at California hospital is really a 27-year-old Iraqi national with a Swedish passport who entered the U.S. on a visa that expired last month. Or Stephen Miller's erotic fanfic?
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
How do you keep a Vermont stoner in suspense?
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently an important part of MAGA is spending $3.2M of taxpayer money on Air Force One trips in just six months, which is soooo much better than that secret muslim commie 0bama who spent $882,756 his last full year in office
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. It is wrong, it has to change." Go on, guess who said it
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gave Melania a week to lose the baby weight. Has nothing to do with his affair with the porn star 7 months later
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Wed January 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Speed camera placed at strategic work zone on the Capital Beltway produces almost 75,000 tickets and $3 million of safety during the last six months of 2017
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What kind of shiathole 3rd-world country takes 4 months to get the power back on?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump, in new interview, says Obama, Bush and Clinton must have left him the North Korea problem because they knew he had the best brain, as evidenced by his score on the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. SRSLY
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hope you sold in time. Bitcoin closes below $10,000, its lowest value since November 30, almost half of what it was worth late last month, with the "currency" losing $30 billion of market value in the last 24 hours alone. Bubble, meet pin
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Maybe eight months?
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(Big Country Homepage)
 
 
 
Third ugly ass baby giraffe born at Abilene zoo in four months. In other news the giraffes at the Abilene zoo are scoring more than you are
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The 101 Canal in Montecito is closed indefinitely
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Toddler overdoses for second time in three months. Jeez, what's with that kid?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter put on leave for secretly participating in a liberal activists' conference, which means she'll never work in that town again until maybe a month or so from now
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Next Month on the 18th
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What If Everyone Got a Monthly Check From the Government? is it ZOMG Socialism? Or is it market-driven subsidies to businesses who are automating their ex-employees out of being able to afford their products? Finland goes there, sort of
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Mercatus)
 
 
 
Here's the states ranked by paternalism - but hang on before clicking. New York, Vermont and Washington, you'll need notarized permission slips first. Wyoming, you'll need...Wyoming, can you stop juggling the Molotov cocktails and pay attention?
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Montecito death toll now at 15. Is it too soon yet to talk about mud control?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide on what to buy every month of the year 2018
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump spiritual advisor *snicker* wants you *cackle* to send her up to *LOL* 1 month's pay *guffaw* or face 'Consequences' *gasp* *eeeeeROFLMAO* *gasp*
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Second Republican lawmaker commits suicide over sexual assault allegations in less than a month
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nobby tries Dry January out after boozing it up for the holidays, lasts only four days after asking himself: Why would anyone pick the most depressing month of the year to give up booze?
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Sun January 07, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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Fri January 05, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
One month after suffering a devastating spinal injury, Ryan Shazier has feeling in his legs
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana may become the first one-Representative state to reacquire a lost House seat. I would have liked to see that
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
"According to Global News, the singer of POWERCLOWN, a Canadian IRON MAIDEN tribute band that wears clown makeup, was arrested in Japan last month after more than $5.5 million worth of stimulant drugs were found in his guitar case"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
A Montana brewery is celebrating a conservation milestone with their "Million Acre Amber." Rumor is they will offer a new brew in 2020 called "I Wish Government had Maibock"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
So, remember those Internet Experts™ who said "you're doing it wrong" when you warm up your car during the winter months? Yeah, about that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Lawmakers concerned about President Donald Trump's mental state summoned Yale University psychiatry professor Dr. Bandy X. Lee to Capitol Hill last month for two days of briefings about his recent behavior"
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(ABC Fox Montana)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's new album, "Man of the Woods," is inspired by his rugged new life in Montana and his hard-earned survival skills living off the land at a hyper-exclusive gated development for millionaires with its own private ski hill
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to get work done during a snow day, gifted month of TotalFark
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Seeing that they have their work cut out for them, Trump's voter suppression panel to meet this month
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blood moon to occur during blue moon and end of month that started with supermoon. Moon Unit Zappa, Soleil Moon Frye, and Les Moonves unavailable for comment
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
Iowa town bans Santa for 6 months
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Sat December 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: Being stuck in Bangkok airport for two hours. Mega bad: Being stuck in Bangkok airport for two months
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In other news, half of Puerto Rico is still without power three months after Hurricane Maria
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thai man arrives home seven months after being 'declared dead and cremated'. Well that made for one awkward Christmas
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Existing pot shops will have to get new California licenses to comply with the new regulations. So, things may get a little strange for the month of January
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You know a forecast winter storm in Montana will be a doozy when it's described as "meteorologically beautiful" and "likely quite crippling"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Yet another story of a person rescued after being lost at sea for seven months. This time it was a man and his cat
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Woman who endured months of Detroit bus rides to medical appointments after carjacker drove her car into her house, punched her in the face and dragged her down the street gets stolen car paid off, new Jeep SUV for Christmas
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
A new study shows 3 million civilians in the US carry a gun with them every day; 9 million at least once a month. As we've been told over and over and over, this is why hundreds of thousands of people get shot every day
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I Went A Month Without Pooping, And It'll Probably Happen Again"
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
"Revealed: How Netflix Makes Money." let me guess ... it has something to do with 110 million subscribers each paying about $10 a month
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's the most wonderful time of year: when we review the objects idiots got stuck in their various body orifices over the last twelve months. "It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc. I'm tellin' ya"
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(Weirdest. X-Mas Card. Ever)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 8th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Weird holiday photo. Top 3 'shops receive 1 month FREE TotalFark. Difficulty: Non-TFers only. Contest ends @ 11pm CT. Merry X-Mas, everyone. :-)
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Widow asks son for a heart monitor after monthly electric utility bill hits $284 billion. Jeez, unplug the Christmas lights, Mom
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the officials reappear after six months, it means they've been "re-educated." But if they are edited out of videos, it generally means they're no longer of this world
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Just so you know, I gave everybody the holiday weekend off." Not a bad idea, boss, but when you're in charge of clearing snow in Billings, Montana, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores begin new trend to rent clothes. Apparently it's easier for shoppers who can trade in their clothes every two months when they've gone up another size
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Alex Jones' gut tells him an attempt to assassinate Trump will be made by the FBI in the next month. Bear in mind, it's the same gut that advises him to take off his shirt and eat BBQ meat whenever he sees a camera in public
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Mon December 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
My name is Frank Montoya. You ignored my warnings about the Russians. Prepare to be indicted
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Sun December 17, 2017
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
White House special counsel Ty Cobb denies rumor that Trump plans to fire Mueller before Christmas. "As the White House has consistently said for months, there is no consideration of firing the special counsel"
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Sat December 16, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons is being sued for sexual assault. Not for back in the day but for last month at a restaurant opening
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Fri December 15, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
TD: "After 10 months, do you really need your $846,000? Sorry about that, it's released. We cool?" Herbert: "I'm driving as fast as I can"
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Thu December 14, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
"And then, just over a month after she died, Margaret Basco submitted a comment to the Federal Communications Commission about its proposal to overturn net neutrality"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie to incoming NJ Gov Murphy: Fark you and the election you rode in on. I've been a total douche for the past 8 years and I still have a month of douchebaggery left
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the 8th highest-grossing YouTube "star," a 6-year-old who earned $11 Million un-boxing and playing with toys. Also, BareFark is still a bargain at $2.50 a month
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of 5 months is a hypochondriac and balks at the notion of having kids, saying we should see how our relationship grows. I'm 23; he's 28. He says he wants to be with me for life; I'm thinking of exes. Should I dump him?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's your monthly "Trump approval rating hits new low" article. Bonus: His approval rating has even fallen among Republicans and GOP-leaning voters
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Thu December 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Internal DOJ video shows a group of summer interns with zero farks left to give because they were leaving in a month anyway, calling AG Sessions out on his BS; and Jefferson Davis Beauregard getting AWFULLY snippy and defensive in return
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Wed December 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average monthly transportation cost for a family is $750 a month. Do you spend more than that, or less?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was married for three months when my husband died. His family never liked me; more so when they learned I was his sole beneficiary. His sister wants our wedding rings--they were his grandparents' rings. Do I have to give them back?"
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out there is a massive, dark, wet, unexplored tunnel system hidden deep within Montreal, your mom
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Mon December 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers owner Daryl Katz is rich. So rich that he just bought the most expensive house in Los Angeles history
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Super Moon rises tonight. But don't worry if you miss it. You'll have two more chances next month
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Fri December 01, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: The Ultimate Fighter 26 Finale, with Nicco Montana vs Roxanne Modafferi for the inaugural UFC Women's flyweight title. Fight Pass prelim at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET. Also, Bellator 189
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Wait, who says "Pinch-Punch" the first of the month?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another month has passed since the bipartisan program lapsed and Congress still hasn't gotten around to funding CHIP. States are slowly beginning to lose funding to help their most vulnerable as their representatives can't manage a simple task
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
CDC: If you've consumed raw milk in the last 6 months, see your doctor immediately. Brucellosis can kill you. Worse yet, it can leave you with "inflamed, severely painful and swollen testicles"
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I know Thanksgiving can be stressful, but yelling "take your farking son" while throwing your month old baby at his father and breaking his skull is a bit much
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This year's national Christmas tree, a 79-footer from Montana, is arriving today in Washington and only one foot shorter than Obama's last tree
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Last month did my annual call to U-verse "Bill is too high, get it under $100 or I'm gone". No go , They will send boxes to return stuff. No boxes. No loss of channels. Today I notice I have all the premium channels. Bill under $100. Wat do?
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Wed November 22, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Meghan "Boobies" McCain marries Ben "The Federalist Plagiarizer" Domenech, 3 months after their engagement. It's unclear why the hasty circumstances, but Subby wouldn't want to be the guy whom John McCain would be prodding with a shotgun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter was born days after my niece. When my niece was 6 months, her dad was killed and her mom ODd on sleeping pills. We adopted her; said the girls are twins; we moved to keep the secret. Should I tell my daughters the truth?"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not news: 7-year Magic pro does well at event, earns bye at next month's event. News: 7-year-old Magic pro earns bye at next month's event. Fark: Her hands are too small to shuffle, so her dad has to do it for her
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Mon November 20, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Self-driving transport trucks are only about 12 years away from mass deployment on public roads. Sorry, make that 12 months
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Valley News)
 
 
 
Vermont town says they're running out of cemetery plots. Mayor says it's a grave shortage
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Fri November 17, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Today's Fark $5/Month Pyramid clues: "beyond vulgar to think of," "flabbergasted," "threat of electrical sparks and fire"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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Thu November 16, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks out of Sanford mental hospital, carjacks man at knifepoint. Lamont's gonna be pissed this time
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark could be offline forever as early as next month, thanks to the FCC
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Rep. Greg Gianforte (R-Montanassault) basically paid for an election system that allowed him to beat up a news reporter and still win office
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Human-driven cars will be off the roads in 20 years due to autonomous driving, says a.) some wacko environmentalist from Vermont, b.) some hipster "digital prophet" from Silicon Valley c.) Detroit legend, Bob Lutz
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
New OTT streaming service gets monthly fee down to $16 by offering no sports, cable news, or broadcast networks in its standard bundle of three dozen entertainment channels, 'sometimes referred to on Wall Street as the "loser bundle"'
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Can't remember that private conversation you had with your wife last month? Just Google it
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
NewsFlash
 
Donald "Scooty Putt Putt" Trump Jr. was Twitter DMing with Wikileaks for months
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's been more than a month since the White House celebrated "Firing Fridays". Could we be getting a new tradition of "Moving Out Mondays" and should Deputy chief of staff Rick Dearborn by packing up his office?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Some Potato Guy)
 
 
 
NASA recreated Mars on top of a volcano and isolated six people there for eight months. Here's a first-hand report on what it was like to be one of the six
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which Farkers debate how they could get by on 11 bottles of liquor a month
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More about those two "sailors" rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months. It seems some of their friends are starting to reveal what really happened (NSFW)
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Liberian refugee elected mayor of Helena, Montana, campaigned for stricter enforcement of overdue fees
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Movie theaters that want to show 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' have to give Disney 65 percent of the ticket sales and hold the screens for a month, which completely screws theaters that only have several screens
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
About those two sailors rescued by the Navy after being adrift for months? It's beginning to look more and more like Münchhausen Syndrome. No proxy needed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has been signing up an urban-dwelling friend for various free agriculture magazine subscriptions (one every six months or so). The friend finds it confusing but hilarious. What long-running anonymous pranks have you carried out?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Champion female Russian powerlifter retires from the sport and returns after 18 months ready to compete... oh lordy, what did she do in that 18 months?
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
I guess if you're Barney Miller, you're allowed to keep a rental car for 30 months past its return date
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Fri November 03, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man killed in Sanford's fifth shooting this week. Jeez, Lamont, do something already
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Thu November 02, 2017
(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
TacoTime introduces the Tamale Burrito. In six months, Taco Bell will "introduce" the Tamalerito
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like a floating red balloon, the 2017 "Fark Scary Stories" thread is waiting for you. Top 10 voted Smart or Funny stories get a sponsored month of TotalFark. We all float down here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor. If Mueller is even halfway competent, Papadopoulos has been wearing a wire for the last three months while playing "dial a crook"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Best news in three months: McDonald's is bringing back the McRib
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Remember the massive Force 11 storm that left 2 women and their dogs stranded at sea for 5 months? Neither does the National Weather Service
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Papadopoulos was likely wired. This should be fun. Oh, and Russians told him they had thousands of Clinton Emails. Three months before Wikileaks released them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We have now entered the crisis stage of Donald Trump's presidency. Wait, I thought we entered that like 9 months ago
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Sat October 28, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Surgeon General promises "science, not political ideology", drives his policies. So... we give him, what, six months before he resigns in frustration?
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forbes journalist finally catches up on news from nine months ago
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not only does the Saudi Crown Prince sound more progressive than the POTUS, he may in fact BE more progressive than the POTUS. Still two more months to go in 2017
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia uses monthly faxes to communicate with Best Korea, right after they finish telexing the Ottoman Empire and pigeon posting the Upper Volta
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Elderly couple gets unexplained Amazon packages for months. Holding a breast pump, woman says, "When you're 83 years old, that is very weird"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who's been in the U.S. since she was 3 months old faces deportation. She was arrested when the ambulance taking her to the hospital for emergency surgery was stopped by ICE. We're stopping AMBULANCES now
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"For the next 14 months, relieved of the strictures of politics, I will be guided only by the dictates of conscience"
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Retiree spent £120k pension in 6 months on a car, gambling and drink. And the rest he wasted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Ted Lieu sends out a Tweet welcoming Sen. Flake "to the resistance" then introduces the other members : Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, Deja Vu, Latrine, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Piano Man obviously hit the right keys with his wife 9 months ago
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Firefox is deporting 80% of its mextensions next month
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ambassador to Canada finally starts work today, after taking months to memorize Gord Downie's name
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Accidentally brush past someone in a Dubai bar? That'll be 3 months in the hole
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After decades of holding out as the rest of the nation slowly succumbed to the monolithic retail juggernaut, Vermont has finally fallen
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In news-to-nobody, cell phone companies happy to keep charging you monthly for a device you already own
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Spanish democracy isn't. Puigdemont to be removed from Democratically elected position
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