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167 headlines found matching 'Mont'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana county looking to dispose Cold War-era commode kits, since they have no reason to go on keeping those things
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Persistent fraudsters not quite ready to give up on the CEO they've targeted twice a month for the past two years
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mr. Speaker. The Warden of the prison you will be spending the next 15 months at
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Playboy model, arrested for parental abduction, complains about life in prison, "I wish there would be at least one full-length mirror in here. I haven't looked at myself for months. It's cruel" (possibly not safe for work)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Seattle and Portland have nothing on Denver when it comes to keeping it weird. Wooden silhouettes of monkeys and elephants popped up overnight throughout the metro area. Last month it was "strange baby faces"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am 33, and my boyfriend of 8 years is ready to get married. We broke up for a year, but we've been back together for 6 months. I love him, but he's not affectionate. I want kids and am getting older. This is okay, right?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rather than have Kelly Ripa picking on him for the next five months, Michael Strahan decides to leave "Live with Kelly and Michael" in May instead of September
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times finds a lot to talk about in this FARK headline: "Court of Appeals saves Boston-area sports radio for the next five months by reinstating Tom Brady's DeflateGate suspension"
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Juror: Hey, has anybody but me noticed that the prosecution has excused every single potential black juror in this case? Judge: Aaannnnnd that's a mistrial. This was fun, let's all do this again in a couple months
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of teen lost at sea hope to find answers to disappearance from his now surfaced iPhone. Difficulty: Literally "surfaced"...after being submerged in salt water for over eight months
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Court of Appeals saves Boston-area sports radio for the next five months by reinstating Tom Brady's DeflateGate suspension
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A woman to get six months in prison for lying about a payment she presented to Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price
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Sun April 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Senator Harris Wofford explains how he fell in love with a man whom he will marry at the end of the month, twenty years after his wife passed away
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Member of the anti-ISIS keyboard brigade ends up detained for 14 months by the FBI
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Fri April 22, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
With your steak, may I suggest a weed pairing? Here's a weed of the month selection
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren rips the Securities and Exchange Commission for allowing billionaire Steven Cohen back in the hedge fund game for Wall Street boys just months after he failed to supervise a convicted insider trader
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Look at your cable bill lately? Disney is pulling in $6.60 per subscriber to hear the talking heads at ESPN. Oh, and reruns of "Bones" are not the reason that TNT gets $1.65 a month
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The Marlins and the Pirates are scheduled to play two games in Puerto Rico at the end of May and players are getting nervous about the Zika virus. One guideline recommending abstaining from reproductive sex for up to six months isn't helping
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According the NYT "Bernie Sanders Has Trickier, Narrower Road in Democratic Race". Clearly the NYT has never been to Vermont because that's what all the roads in Vermont are like and how Bernie likes them. So? Your move Bernardos
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In the 16th Century red meat was better than white, fruit was for the poor and sick and ThotalFarke cost but 1 groat a monthe
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
In next monthly meeting with driving teams, NASCAR to discuss lug nuts and loose wheels. But enough about Kurt Busch and Tony Stewart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ah crap, we have a little over a month to go before the Fark Book Fair and you still haven't finished your book? Did you write your short story for the anthology yet? No? *Facepalm* Time to give us your excuses in this week's Fark Writers Thread
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Autopsy report by Dr Robinson on this day [throws dart] four months ago. The body appears be that of [flips coin] a female. Cause of death [spins wheel] typhoid? That can't be right... [spin] okay, suicide. Gee that was easy. Okay, so--golf or the pub? [flip]
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Sun April 17, 2016
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't want to waste millions of dollars going out to Wyoming many months before to wine and dine and to essentially pay off all these people because a lot of it's a pay-off." Wyoming: "Here, Sen. Cruz, have all our delegates"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
How do you save America's endangered black-footed ferrets? Obviously, it involves deploying UAVs to carpet-bomb Montana prairie dog colonies with peanut butter-flavored plague vaccine bomlets
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The guy living in a box in his friend's living room in San Francisco for $400 a month now has to move out. In related news, he spent $1,300 building a wooden box
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Wed April 13, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
As the NBA wraps up, the Golden State Warriors can break the old Chicago Bulls record for wins in a season. Watch live in case Jordan is there to cry for the second time this month, 10:30 pm ET on ESPN
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
German sports cars are known to be the best in the world. Therefore, the best selling sports car in Germany last month was....the Ford Mustang?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Saved by the Bell actor saved from his final month in jail
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lifetime RealtimeBoard Premium. Intermediate subscription level not offered on their website - more features than free and less than $50/month. Which Myers-Briggs likes this style of collaboration? INTP? ESFJ? (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cost of liver disease medication jumps from $400 a month to $40,000 a month. Martin Shkreli unavailable for comment
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(Oilers Nation)
 
 
 
Since blogs about shiatty arenas closing are getting green lights today, here's one about the last Edmonton Oilers game at Rexall Place
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A list of the more than 120 things Donald Trump proclaimed as 'great' during the month of March. Come for the Pfizer, stay for the Todd Palin
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Didn't kill anyone this month? Great, here's your $1,300 check
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Remember a few weeks ago when it looked as if marijuana would be legalized in Vermont via the legislature? Subby's advice: Don't invest in that pot farm just yet
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
Refreshingly logical marijuana policy from Vermont's Governor, who happens to really dislike marijuana
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The International Ski Federation's status report for a female Olympic cross country skier lists her as injured even though she's just pregnant. "Women who were working in the fields couldn't just take nine months off"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That time OJ Simpson attended Donald Trump's wedding six months before OJ killed his wife and her lover
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Tue April 05, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
While the UK was busy being appalled at Donald Trump's comments on abortion, maybe it should have been looking in its own back yard, where a three-month suspended prison sentence is considered "very lenient"
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Gov. Sam Brownback declares April Financial Literacy Month in Kansas. This is why Jon Stewart quit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Average apartment price in Manhattan now tops $2 million. In other news refrigerator boxes thrown out onto the street are still going for a modest $2,500 a month
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Four months before the torch arrives, the Rio Olympics still have a brazilian unsold tickets
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series is back for its only race in a two month span when Norm and the kids hit the legendary short track at Martinsville for the Alpha Energy Solutions 250, 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The average American spends two workdays a month on Facebook. Pfft. Amateurs *F5*
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(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Quick test that can tell you if you are rich or not: If you don't notice that your weekly paycheck of $138,000 didn't hit your bank account until you found the check 6 months later... the answer is "yes"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is how Hillary Clinton expects to have the Democratic nomination locked up by next month. Book it, done
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather: "I'll earn 7 figures a month for the rest of my life. It's not really bragging if you got it"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family members of a late WWII vet who documented atomic bomb tests in the desert are about ready to nuke the VA from orbit. "He was excited about getting his own chair, but unfortunately it didn't come until a couple months after he passed"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching the NCAA playoffs, oil has quietly risen to almost $40 a barrel, its largest monthly gain in almost a year
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man earning nearly $42,000 a month by impersonating US Presidential candidate Donald Trump says acting crazy, insulting people at gigs is good work if you can get it ...except for the crazy hair part
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy in San Francisco pays $500 a month to live in what is essentially a pillow fort in his friend's apartment
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Sat March 26, 2016
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Police search for masked holdup suspect in distinctive sweatshirt. It's insanely popular, and you have to wait months to get it
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's where we're at for the start of WWIII: Three months after Europe closes its borders, China and Russia will start WWIII against the USA and we will all be at total war. Why yes, I did get the info from Nostradamus
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Balboa Naval Hospital on lockdown for the second time in as many months due to inactive shooter. Maybe
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man follows Dwayne Johnson's diet and workout regimen for a month, spends $1,300 on food. "The cod alone was $18 a day"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The next stop on the Dildopalooza tour will be in Sanders County Montana, where potatriots are threatening armed standoff in order to prevent arrest of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge suspect Jake Ryan
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Mon March 21, 2016
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"As you all know just last month I endorsed Chris Christie for president, and that worked out really well. So I'm here today to take a moment to publicly endorse Elizabeth Warren, Marty Walsh and Maura Healey for governor in 2018"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends seven months and £5,000 transforming his Volkswagen Passat into the world's fastest garden shed
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Oksana Grigorieva, the most epic tile combination in Scrabble, wants the judge to order Mel Gibson to increase his child support payment from $20,000 a month to $100,000, undoubtedly because she assumes he was in the latest Mad Max
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
There is now a drone that can submerge itself in water, laying in wait for months at at time before emerging to covertly record your wrongdoings
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want to cancel your order for Comcast Internet after 8 months of installation delays? That'll be a $60,900 cancellation fee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Curious how much the creator of 'Modern Family' makes each month? Pick a number. Double it. Double it again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fossilized T-Rex found in Montana determined to be pregnant female, prompting emergency State Legislature sessions across the US to ban abortions in the 16,250,000th trimester
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first month of tax revenue from legal weed in Oregon is in, and it'll fill quite a few potholes
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker helps run a food bank dealing with a second major disaster inside a month. Please sip your beer and then click to donate. Rinse & repeat
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
A few months after a Toronto Police officer was found guilty of shooting a teenager, brandishing a knife on a streetcar, Toronto Police have just killed his friend, who was brandishing a cell phone in a park. Move along citizen
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Ravalli Republic)
 
 
 
Local tourism group enthusiastically designs billboard showing angler catching huge largemouth bass on a lure. But billboard is advertisement for Montana's Bitterroot River, where no bass live and fly fishing is nigh on religion. Sh*tstorm ensues
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Sat March 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
We're a month out from the playoffs, it's time for teams to put up or tee it up. The puck drops on the early games at 1:00pm EST, followed by nap time, and then the main action starts prime time. This is your last day of Standard Time NHL thread
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
About that JAVA security hole we fixed 30 months ago? Uh, nevermind. We'll get it next time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Beyond Hope reshoots scenes and adds brand-new character just four months before opening in July
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Fri March 11, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when the founder of RT was found dead last year? Well, after a four-month autopsy, it appears he died from playing pro football without a helmet
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Wed March 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michael White, producer of Monty Python and Rocky Horror, has died
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kraft: We've secretly replaced our old Mac & Cheese recipe with one featuring all-natural ingredients. Let's see if anyone notices. (Three Months Later) I said, "Let's see if anyone notices"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Womb transplant recipient looking forward to nine months of pregnancy. That's hysterical
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man jailed for eight additional months for smuggling phone into prison during two-month sentence. Let it go to voicemail, dude
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
City kids have shaved ices in summer. Vermont kids have sugar on snow. Goofus and Gallant were not harmed in this headline submission
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
It's the dumbest thing you'll read all day, but since it's five months until football season, you'll click on it
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
As we reach peak Girl Scout Cookie season, it's time we ask: Why don't these lazy cookie pushers work the other 11 months of the year?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nearly one-third of the American families on food stamps still need to visit food pantries each month to properly garnish their steak and lobster
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Did you have your mind blown by the whole 'you're using chopsticks wrong' thing last month? Well there's another item you're using incorrectly - Post-It Notes
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Tue March 01, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
New British law requires every Brit's web browsing history to be stored for 12 months in case the cops or the government or the Queen or somebody wants to look at it
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Mon February 29, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Snapchat staff member dashes chances for Employee of the Month award
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Exhibit A why people hate politicians these days: NJ Gov. Chris Christie, who spent seven months explaining to anyone who would listen why Trump wasn't fit to be dogcatcher, much less president, and then endorsed him after dropping out of the race
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's been six months since the Ashley Madison hack. Let's take a look at some of the conseq... OH LAWD
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Vermont college bans Red Bull and 5-Hour-Energy drinks because of their link to alcohol and high-risk sex. Whereas before energy drinks, the biggest link for high-risk sex and using alcohol was going away to college
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Psst. While you guys were all watching the debates, Vermont quietly legalized pot
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese claw machine expert grabs 3,000 toys in six months, impressing onlookers, infuriating arcade owners
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes, it's true, there's a $267,000 a year job offered (with three months' vacation) ... and no one wants it
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Sat February 27, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Another day, another player getting a slick, highlight goal that makes the Edmonton Oilers' defense look silly
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hermoine Granger and the enchanted $59 a month ladies' pleasure portal (SFW)
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Mississippi, a state that ratified the 14th Amendment just three years ago, declares April to be "Confederate Heritage Month"
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Wed February 24, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good News: We may not have to suffer all summer to watch the GOP implode. Bad News: Trump locks up the nomination in less than 2 months
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Montreal Canadiens allow the Internet to take control of a promotion and ... yeah, this happens. Il est un échec
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Tue February 23, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Batman fan welcomes you to his batcave bedroom after he spent 18 months making it creepy cool
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I have to say that I am delighted that Secretary Clinton, month after month after month, seems to be adopting more and more of the positions that we have advocated"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mayor wears same suit for 15 months and nobody noticed. I mean really, how often do you look at a man's suit?
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seas are rising at the fastest rate in the past 28 months. Check that, 28 centuries
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(Today)
 
 
 
Furry fingernails: When you need to look fashionable but you also want to look like you haven't washed your hands for six months
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
He's been in office for one month now, and already Kentucky governor Matt Bevin is...facing an impeachment hearing. Strike now, Drew. STRIKE
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders allies move from "Help, we're being oppressed" to "It's only a flesh wound" in their quest for Monty Pythonish campaign slogans
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Really? Nobody wants a smokin' sweet 62-year-old fireboat with history written all over her deck that you can have for less than a month's rent
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police have arrested a serial burglar who robbed 86 nail salons in 32 towns over the past ten months because of his hoodie
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Thu February 18, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie returns to New Jersey, says that running for President has made him a better governor. Mostly because it kept him away from New Jersey for the past nine months
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Wed February 17, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surely Bernie's extensive work in civil rights has been noticed by Vermont's black leaders... Oh, I guess not
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Keeping Up Appearances named BBC One's best exported television show. Wait, what about Monty Python? Fawlty Towers? Blackadder?
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
In a preview of the Stanley Cup Final, the LA Kings visit the Capitals, and in the West, the Ducks experience the destructive force of a fully armed and operational McDavid in Edmonton. Plus 6 other games. First puck drops at 7pm EST
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who took six police cars and a helicopter on a 16 mph chase on a stolen tractor jailed eight months. Totally worth it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former executive director of Russia's anti-doping agency has died of "natural causes" two months after resigning his post
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a long two-and-a-half month off-season, it's finally time to go racing. How will Jeff Gordon do in the broadcast booth? Will they keep all the cars grounded? It's the Sprint Unlimited, live from Daytona. Coverage begins at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boy, recruiting has gotten expensive. Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh spent nearly $136K in the first month he was their head coach
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Fri February 12, 2016
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
After four months in the hospital, a baby weighing just 10 ounces at birth has finally gone home. Doctors say with careful dieting she should still be on track for a career as a supermodel
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There's a chance some GOP officials may have committed some...light treason...by trying to interfere with last month's Iran prisoner swap
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Peeing in a cup for a drug test. New and creepy - giving some fingernail clippings to see what substances you've been on for the last several months
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Wed February 10, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sad Pro Tip: You can park in a Walmart parking lot for at least three months before anyone will notice
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo judge sentences architect of Costco parking structure to eight months in prison for ramp collapse during 2011 earthquake that killed two, says he obviously went to Kirkland School of Architecture
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Television's funniest sitcom will air its 200th episode later this month, featuring guest appearances by Adam West and Christine Baranski
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Germany's Wendelstein 7-X fusion reactor produces first flash of hydrogen plasma. Scientists say they'd have had it 18 months ago if not for pesky time travelers constantly interrupting them
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(EclectaBlog)
 
 
 
Or, they could just wait 11 months
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped Tori Spelling downsizes to a 4,000 sq ft house, renting for $7,500 /month
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 8-month-old sea lion wanders into a fancy restaurant, curls up in a booth, and goes to sleep
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
It's been a few months since Sheldon Adelson secretly bought the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's see what's going on with the pa-OH LAWD
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(Some Mac & Cheese Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How do you do your Mac & Cheese to get you through the winter months? Subby works a white truffle oil in with fontina and gruyère cheese and some orecchiette pasta topped with buttered panko breadcrumbs to stave off the cold
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Union representation has been so damaging to GM, most of its hourly workforce will be receiving $11K bonus checks this month
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cologne marks second ladies' night in a month
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Wed February 03, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft says after six months Windows 10 has passed XP in number of users. The news will eventually reach Vista and ME customers just as soon as their computers finally boot up
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just £14,292,610,000.00 in losses from Germany's two largest banks in only three months. Everything's fine
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Mon February 01, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New ad from the NFL features kids that were born nine months after their team's Super Bowl victory. Seattle's goes exactly as you'd expect
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(AP)
 
 
 
You've got no legroom, a baby's screaming in your ear and the flight attendant's a jerk. But a bag of month-old pretzels in your hand? Totally worth it
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Sun January 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Starting this month, Food Stamp beneficiaries only get three months of their fat-cat lobster and caviar lifestyles before the government cuts them off. Better eat up now, poors, the gravy train is ending
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Monday is National Sickie Day in the UK. Here are 16 reasons to call off tomorrow. Subby would consider it, but calling in sick would be a lie and management cannot lie to itself. Plus, there's that conference call and End of Month reports
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Fri January 29, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Fearing the the US and Mexico were getting all the attention, Italy has also captured armed and dangerous criminals holed up in a bunker this month
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass 7-month-old baby in Troy, Mich. wins Gerber Baby Photo Search
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frightening Canadian documentary from 1966 shows us the blight of the latest craze sweeping across Montreal - skateboarding
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Rivier University (NH) is offering "employment guarantee" for graduates: Get a job within nine months of graduation, or we'll pay your student loans for a year and let you take free classes. And if I'm unemployed after that? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
In Montana, the homeless feast on something called "roadkill salvaged food"
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Mon January 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coxless Crew rows from San Francisco to Australia in nine months. I repeat, this crew has no cox
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why bother with a pre-nup? Just secretly divorce your wife after four months, so when she finds out twenty years later she won't get your stuff
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nine months from now, birthing centers in the East Coast will be quite busy thanks to Snowmageddon 2016
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
4 months after the 2 most conservative reps in the MI house's affair and bizarre cover up and what have they learned? Plenty. She's learned how to sleep in a car, he's learned that his wife is a doormat, and they've both learned it wasn't their fault
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
What do you get when you honor Mark Wahlberg with a burger of the month? A letter from his legal team, hold the irony
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man given 24 years for repeatedly raping a 3-month-old baby has had sentence reduced to time served
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Environmental Protection Agency official who warned about lead in Flint's water 7 months ago was stunned the water wasn't being treated to make it less corrosive. "In my head, I didn't believe that. I thought: That can't be true...that's so basic"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Google Street View takes you 1,600 feet up Mont Blanc ... that must be one big-ass pen
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
What Bernie Sanders needs to learn about single-payer health care from his home state of Vermont, because for it to work on a national level is a whole different crapshoot
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wednesday, Wednesday, soooo good to meeee. It's that time again. We're about 2 months away, can you feel the heat? How's the writing going? Update us on your progress. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Oh shiat, I need to start writing soon" edition
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Tue January 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Add "fighting over roadkill" to things that will get you shot if you do it in Montana
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Celebrity Big Brother contestant and public Nazi supporter Tila Tequila claims she is destitute and is seeking donations to help pay her $4500 a month rent
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Awwwwwwwwwww... probably nothing could get you all choked up more than watching a little boy getting reunited with his beloved dog after it was lost for a month (WARNING: Tears will begin to fall)
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Thu January 14, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Montana could be sending 40 tasty rare sage grouse to Alberta to help rebuild the delectable mouthwatering population
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Wed January 13, 2016
(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Researchers say that humans are programmed to overeat during the cold winter months. Which goes along with previous studies that show we're also programmed to overeat during the spring, summer and fall
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Tue January 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Monte Irvin, member of the 1950s New York Giants and oldest surviving member of a World Series team, heads off to the field of dreams at 96
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Why it takes three months to add a new car to a racing game
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder doesn't see the need to ask FEMA for federal assistance 21 months and 4 days into the Flint water crisis. Why rush these things? It's just tens of thousands of kids with 3x the healthy blood lead level and they don't even vote
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Mon January 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The bells of Oslo city hall will play a Motorhead tune every day for the next five months (w/ vid)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Keep an eye on what Russia does in the next few months. With oil prices at $30 a barrel, the country will run out of budget reserves within a year
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(Billboard)
 
NewsFlash
 
David Bowie dies following an 18-month battle with cancer. The music world mourns
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Sun January 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Want to move into a £3million mansion and only have to pay £1 per month in rent? Just a few requirements: you have a pet, you like people, never call the landlord Mike
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Sat January 09, 2016
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Annoying: Union Pacific leaves train blocking road and having to listen to warning bells for an hour. Asinine: Union Pacific leaves train blocking road and having to listen to warning bells for almost a month
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What could possibly go wrong by sending 'El Chapo' back to the very same jail that he 'escaped' from six months ago?
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Fri January 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal traffic cam captures beautiful images of snowy owl dive-bombing the lens. YA RLY, EH
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Thu January 07, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House passes Obamacare repeal, sending message to the president. We have a bit of that message now: "WooooOOOOOO pffffffffffffft *slurp slurp* Awoooooooooooooooga zzzzznaaahoowpp *Boehner crying montage*"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Libs in denial about Trump have begun grasping at underpants: "Step 1: Trump leads the polls for month after month. Step 2: ??? Step 3: He loses"
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Winning lottery ticket pays $1,000 a month for the rest of someone else's life, a system known elsewhere as 'alimony'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Simple - playing with a 1-month-old baby elephant
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Three months after opening, NYC's first freestanding Chic-fil-A closed due to "critical" health violations. With 59 violations, you could say that cleanliness isn't necessarily next to Godliness
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Sun January 03, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bad: Spending New Years Eve in Edmonton. Worse: The $1100 Uber bill, a mere 9x the usual rate. And they say that gouging is dead
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