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199 headlines found matching 'Mont'
Thu March 30, 2017
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It took less than a year for GMA anchors to tire of Michael Strahan. Which is about six months longer than most people make it
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to believe it but this is NOT fake news. The Edmonton Oilers have made the playoffs for the first time in ten years. I repeat, this is NOT fake news. Guys I'm serious, they really made the playoffs. Guys?..?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vogue model discovered in Vermont coffee shop. Not that she was missing, mind you
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos celebrates Women's History Month by encouraging girls to do STEM research, which she assumes is about gardening
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Author sues Stephen King for $500 million for ripping off his 1981 story about The Dark Tower, coincidentally a few months before the 2017 movie arrives
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kyle MacLachlan talks about living with David Lynch through Paul Atreides, Jeffrey Beaumont, Agent Dale Cooper, and now Agent Cooper again. "I think in some ways, I am an extension of him, and give him the opportunity to move through those worlds"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump already turning things around as 3rd month of his Presidency sees Dow struggling to avoid its longest losing streak since 1978
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Mon March 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With (less than) a week to go until Opening Day, let's take a look at month-by-month projections for all 30 MLB teams
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
43% of French voters are still undecided in the final month before their presidential election. As opposed to the U.S. where 43% of the voters are still apologizing for what they did
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(axios.com)
 
 
 
The House Freedom Caucus' next trick: demanding that Planned Parenthood be defunded in the spending bill next month, threatening a shutdown of the Federal Government
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Sun March 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering when somebody was going to make an opera out of Pink Floyd's The Wall, well, wonder no longer. However, you'll have to go to Montreal to see it
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(Nature)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates at 8 radio telescopes, they will soon make a virtual telescope which collect more data in a day than the Large Hadron Collider does in a year to take pictures of galactic black holes that will take six months to develop
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Concerning giant robot lions, an interview with "Voltron Legendary Defender" creators Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That law that exempted Health Insurance companies from creating monopolies? It could go down as early as next month
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Wed March 22, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
State of Vermont announces data breach of personal information on some 200,000 people. Are there even 200,000 people in Vermont?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tillerson forced to ask congress to hurry the fark up and ratify NATO confirmation for Montenegro, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds ATMs and coffee shops are good locations to put defibrillators. Especially for people who go into cardiac arrest when they realize they emptied the ATM to pay off their monthly Starbucks bill
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Navy engineers build ramjet-powered missile prototype in 6 months using inexpensive off the shelf commercially available technology
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Car ownership is evolving many possibilities. For $1500 a month you can have any one of 10 Cadillac models, and trade it in up to 18 times a year
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Every month, the EU parliament relocates for 4 days from Brussels to another city within the EU, critics say this is wasteful as it costs tax payers about $120 million per year or in American terms a year's worth of Presidential trips to Mar-a-Lago
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI investigation...could hamper [Trump's] political agenda for months, if not years, to come." HA. Years?
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Montana's holding a runoff for its lone seat in the House between a Republican who funded a Creationist museum and tried to kill public fishing access near his house, and a Democrat who once put on the world's largest charity kegger. Why even vote?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother of son who has been missing 6 months claims he was depressed due to heavy metal poisoning. \m/
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Wed March 15, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Sen. McCain directly accuses politician of working directly for the Russians and Vladimir Putin, on the senate floor. Fark: Sen. Rand Paul of Kentucky for not supporting bill to advance Montenegro's bid to join NATO
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Mon March 13, 2017
(GoMN)
 
 
 
Brave Minnesota liquor store opens on Sunday several months before it becomes legal. What's the worst that can happen? Something like a $2,000 fine and being unable to sell liquor for 30 days starting on the first Sunday when it would be legal
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(gHacks)
 
 
 
Remember, Windows Vista support ends next month. But if you ask me, I don't remember Vista ever getting support
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Republicans in the Montana legislature introduce a revenge bill to completely defund county attorneys. Can we have a "WTF" tag now?
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan defends the eight days Congress is scheduled to be in session in April. Or as Congress calls working eight days in one month, putting in a little OT
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Affordable Care Act was signed seven years go this month. Link shows how many people have been killed by death panels in your state since then
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro is already seven months behind schedule in being able to kill anyone with its new Purple Line, and now it may have to wait even longer. Why? Owls
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Thu March 09, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Narcan - now for 10-month-olds
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
After a month of speculation, Ferrari finally introduces its fastest production car ever which can go 0-60 in 2.9 seconds. Driver to get a speeding ticket in 3.4 seconds
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
President Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. He's only been in office a month so the odds are against him, like our president has ever been daunted by the odds
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Virginia man who spent sixteen months in jail for threatening to kill President Obama and who believes women should be denied the right to vote decides to run for political office
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Tue March 07, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Officials report that high rate of speed contributed to mountain biker's crash, resulting in broken wrists, shoulder blade. Wearing helmet, unfortunately, did no good against enraged grizzly bear he ran into
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
State Department cancels first scheduled press briefing of the month. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say month? I meant "of the Trump administration", because there hasn't been one since Obama's last day in office
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(Attn)
 
 
 
Foreign cartoonists inspired by Trump's first month...oh dear
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Fri March 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The drought is over - MLB player with no RBIs last season, hits a Spring Training home run, notching his first RBI in 12 months. Fark: Since Spring Training of last year
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Thu March 02, 2017
(National Parks Traveler)
 
 
 
When the nation's new Secretary of the Interior hails from Montana, you know he's going to arrive for his first day of work on a horse
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(WFMJ Youngstown)
 
 
 
Guy that cops say seeks 3 hots & a cot hurls brick thru Youngstown Police station's front door...for the 2nd time in 6 months: "I just want to go to jail"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know you are in for a convoluted story when a reporter twice has to insert like this to explain story. Oh yeah and the story is about a baby with a blunt in her crib, a real baby as in months old
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
With the NHL Trade Deadline gone, most rosters are set and the stretch run to the Stanley Cup playoff begins. 10 games on tap tonight hi-lited by NYR/BOS @ 7pm & PK Subban's return to Montreal at 7:30
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tomorrow Farker goes under the knife, and after a month of being wait-listed for his surgery, he's good and ready. That being said, if things go wrong, I wanted y'all ebbil bastiches to know you made a difference. And I love you drunken reprobates
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blaming the Klan on modern Democrats is like blaming the Unabomber on the Montana Territory, which I do so nyeh
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
President Trump has been in office for barely over a month, but he already deserves credit for at least one major accomplishment: He's gotten the New York Times to discover a new interest in intensively covering antisemitism
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(Network World)
 
 
 
JFK customs agents use Monty Python-like "Bridge of Death" quiz to vet visa-holding software engineer
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Tue February 28, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego received 2.34" of rain on Monday, which beats the 2.19" average ... the MONTHLY average
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(Google Blog)
 
 
 
YouTube TV is coming. Streaming dozens of networks, local sports channels, cloud DVR, all for $35/month. Suck it, Comcast
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana chooses to have people find out about a loved one's death on social media, freeing up police for more important matters than notifying next of kin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump grades his first month. Not surprisingly, he made the honor roll
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Mon February 27, 2017
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago breaks another 146 year old record (since records began). No snow in the months of January or February
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Will February 2017 go down as the month that destroyed adtech? Bill Hicks hopes so, Drew Curtis hopes not. Who will win?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Private women's prison deprived inmates of heat and hot water for months, according to lawmaker. I'm fairly certain I've seen a video of this
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Sun February 26, 2017
(ʎnƃ ǝɯos)
 
 
 
Ever dream of digging a hole straight through to the other side of the earth as a kid? Well, if it were somehow possible, the kids in tiny Rudyard, Montana would be the only ones in the U.S. who'd actually emerge on dry land
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
All you LIBS cry about the way Trump treats the press, but he's been in office only a month and has already scheduled his SECOND intensive, exclusive sit down interview with one of the famously tough journalists from Breitbart news
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Photos of iconic women for Black History Month- reenacted by a 5-year-old
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Sat February 25, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Republican majority Montana House votes for something every Farker supports: Moar Beer
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
"The National Debt in my first month went down by $12 billion," said the President who hasn't actually enacted any fiscal legislation
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(GOP)
 
 
 
Take the OFFICIAL "President Trump's First Month Approval Survey" from the GOP
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Of the 663 promises made, Trump has broken 64 and kept seven in his first month in office
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month. You know what that means? It's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the Humble Freedom Bundle's 50+ games for $30, certainly there's gotta be some good stuff to pass around
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
FCC begins to chip (if you would like to read more of subby's headline, you'll need to upgrade to your provider's fark you package for only an extra $5/month)
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
An analysis of Donald Trump's first month in office reveals that, aside from enabling racists, jingoists, bigots, and anti-semites, he's accomplished almost nothing
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga ascendant Ann Coulter gives Donald Trump an "A+" for his first month in office, but says she's disappointed he doesn't Tweet more
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Montana Republicans: we can't let people vote by mail because they might vote for Democrats
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How Madden beat Montana to become the global synonym for football video games among both ordinary gamers and NFL players. BOOM
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here is a breakdown of how Trump spent his first month as president
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you thought Trump's first month in office was a disaster, you ain't seen nothing yet
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump month two: talking about things he swore to do on day one
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Hellenic Financial Stability Fund is looking for new leadership after burning through five executives in nine months. Resumes should include an ode to Grecian urnings
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Edmonton police give woman ticket for wearing a ferret while driving, which is apparently a crime now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After encounters with protestors, Betsy DeVos is given protection from the U.S. Marshals Service, Although most teachers say she would already know how to defend herself if she'd only worked a few months in a public school
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
After a three month break, it's time for another NASCAR season to begin as the Sprint... er... Nextel... Winston? Um, "Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series" kicks off the 2017 Speedweeks at Daytona with the Busch Clash, 8 PM ET on FS1
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Deforestation in Brazil has increased 30% in the past 12 months. It would have been even more but apparently they decided to leave a landing strip
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Thu February 16, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/15): A new Forever War adaptation, Batwoman gets her monthly title back, and Invincible moves one step closer to the finish line
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of Japan's married couples haven't had sex in more than a month. PHFFTT amateurs
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Montreal Canadiens decide they no longer want to score goals
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
As snow melts away after months of winter, backyards yield their hidden artifacts like grass, kids' toys, dog droppings, dead moose, yard tools ... Wait, what?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten Months after the leak of the "Panama Papers" Panamanian authorities get around to deciding that the law firm at the heart of the scandal was up to no good, and arrest its senior partners
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After a rocky first month as President, Donald Trump has done some serious soul-searching and deep introspection...and concluded HE'S awesome, it's just that his staff sucks and he needs a new one
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Here's why this time of the year is like the playoffs for experimental physicists or something: "Large collaborations must give updates on their physics investigations every six months nowadays or people assume there is some problem with their data"
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
From the It's All About Safety Departmemt: Fremont California caught shaving .7 seconds off of its yellow lights to bring in an extra $200,000 a month in fines
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With no football for seven months we have more hockey. Six games are going on including the two clashes on the NBC sports networks with Red Wings-Wild and Canadiens-Bruins. The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET. Shut up, Pierre
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last month, when no one was looking, McCain co-filed a Senate bill to split up the court that just blocked the Muslim ban
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Tin prices hit five-month low. Trump somehow responsible
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A man is suing a Broward County high school after months of receiving automated phone calls about a child he doesn't have
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New jobless claims last month fell to a 43-year low. Thanks, Obama, and, err, sorry about the ...you know
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Talking Retail)
 
 
 
I don't even know what the hell a 'courgette' even IS, but not having them cost British supermarkets £2m last month
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Tue February 07, 2017
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana plans to go after deadbeat parents where it hits them the hardest--their rights to huntin' and fishin'
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Google News now devotes an entire section to Executive Orders that somehow wasn't required when President Obama went on a signing frenzy for the last few months of his term
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Sun February 05, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
After being robbed five times in four months, Baltimore coffee shop decides to no longer accept cash ... and 90% of customers support it
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Fri February 03, 2017
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana legislature debates bill allowing hunters to wear fluorescent pink instead of orange, dubbed the "Aw Hell No What the Sweet Christ Y'all Buncha Damn Sissy Pantywaists Thinkin'" Act of 2017
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
16 months after Ralph Lauren (the person) stepped down from the top spot at Ralph Lauren (the company), the replacement Ralph Lauren CEO (the management) is already out the door. Everything clear?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ukraine, who may not have been following US poltical developments as closely as they should have in the last few months, desperately appeals to the US for help in staving off renewed Russian aggression against their country
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump salutes Black History Month by being stupid and worrying about the name, changes it to African American History Month. His comedic take on political correctness. Don't quit your day job
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Author says the XFL was the precursor to the rise of Trump. Fortunately if we take the comparisons all the way through to the end, the XFL was shut down 4 months after its "Inauguration"
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(The Root)
 
 
 
After Pence sends out thanks to a white guy for Black History Month #PenceBlackHistory is born
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp spent $75 Million on 14 homes, $18 Million on a yacht, and he spends $30k a month on wine. He really knows how to piss away his money
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump takes the opportunity of his Black History Month speech to sooth racial tensions in the US. Just kidding he spends the most of the speech complaining about CNN
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Tue January 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's Muslim ban will spend months in the courts before it is determined whether or not freedom of movement applies to all--or just some. Forget 1984; we're becoming Animal Farm. White Christians good, Brown everything bad
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Long War 2 mod for XCOM 2 came out this month, and here's a few mods to spice things up and make killing aliens easier/harder for you. Subby notes True Concealment, Tactical Suppressors and Katana Pack Reloaded didn't get mentioned
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Mon January 30, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL's first aboriginal player will be honoured tonight prior to the Edmonton Oilers vs. New York Rangers game. Mynd you, Sasakamoose bites kan be pretti nasti so the players may want to keep clear when old Fred drops the puck
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mormons plan to build huge city in Florida. In the far distant future it will war with the Clearwater Scientologists and they will merge and Florida will become the Church of the L. Joe Hubbard Smith's Mormontoloscientifics & Scientomormonologists
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's been a couple months, let's check in on Brazil's Olympic infrastructure: "Electricity turned off to Rio's Maracanã Stadium due to $940,000 in unpaid power bills." So about as expected then
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
It's the last Friday of the month and we're trying out a new Fark thingamabob where we trade and/or give away unused and unwanted game keys. So, load em up and let's make some people happy
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana may lose up to $65 million in revenue because Coors and Anheuser are reducing their barley purchases, presumably to make more room for urine in their beer
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Tailor-made for the Awkward Tab: The marriage of HGTV's Flip Or Flop stars Tarek & Christina El Moussa is undergoing a huge crash & burn. Yet they are contractually obligated to film the series together for the next several months
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Photoshop Contest: Give Donny the crowd he deserves. Submitter will give six months of TF to the winner
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six months after Pokemon Go launch, long-promised dueling goes live
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton calls the Women's march "awe-inspiring" before muttering under her breath *where the fark were you all the three got-damn months ago?..*
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Mon January 23, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
I just saw where the low-energy and fat Alec Baldwin will host 'SNL', which everyone is saying is highly overrated, for the 17th time next month. He is not funny and 'SNL' needs to be cancelled. The whole thing is a disaster. SAD
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Just months after getting in trouble for using state computers for an adult dalliance with a woman that wasn't his wife, Nebraska senator re-tweets that women at DC march are too ugly to rape
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
No, Trump-haters; Trump didn't plagiarize his speech from "Bee Movie." Or from "Avatar." Or from anything by Monty Python, although I'm sure we'd all like this administration to stop being so silly
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whoever is the first non-TotalFARK member to correctly guess Subby's age wins a month of TotalFARK membership on Subby. Guess away
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
With the inauguration of Trump mere hours away, what should be the theme song of such an auspicious event? Subby will give away a month of TF (Or a donation to a charity of your choice) to the top 3 best suggestions
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Those denial of service attacks that blew up the internet months ago were caused by a underworld fight over who controlled the profits from running Minecraft servers
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Tue January 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bookies are giving Trump 4-1 odds of being impeached within 6 months
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
January is Love Your Liver Month. Not around here it's not
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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Sun January 15, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Vermont Supreme Court rules in favor of protection from unreasonable expectations of building image
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Sat January 14, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
Former high school player realizes he has CTE from playing football, writes everything down over a matter of months. Then shoots himself in the chest with a shotgun
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market: 'Trump rally' has months left to run
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good: a cat is rescued from the side of a highway in freezing temperatures. Better: he has a microchip that identifies him as being missing for 15 months. Best: Freddie has now returned home, just in time for Caturday
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I admit that Donald Trump has me worried about the administration's impact on the economy and the stock market. Would it be wise to move my retirement fund out of mutual funds and into something safer with more modest returns for a few months?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to support fark. So here's the deal. I will sponsor two fark liters for 6 months of totalfark . Present your case to the right why it should be you. Any other philanthropists that want in on this should sponsor their own show ponies as well
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you use over 200 GB per month of Verizon LTE on a grandfathered unlimited plan, you're about to be
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Flaming Load of Muffins' is: A) Garage band. B) Backstage at a Aerosmith concert. C) A wreck on Montreal's South Shore
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Mon January 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer shows how soft baseball players are by pitching the last two months of the season with a fractured knuckle in his throwing hand. And winning the Cy Young Award
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Chevy Bolt electric car wins North American Car of the Year award, which means six more months of hipster Chevrolet commercials
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Montana leads the nation for most gun companies per capita, with roughly 100 percent of state's residents currently building some kind of ridiculous weapon in his or her garage
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Galina Balashova, the first interior decorator for outer space, is now retired and living on a pension of $297.93 a month
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Could you climb every 4,000 foot mountain in New Hampshire? In a month? Could you do it all over again the next month? 12 months in a row? Or would you rather sit inside and read this article?
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Sat January 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics announces their next huge event that will change everything for six months until it's retconned
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you insist on starting the New Year by abstaining from alcohol for the month, but do you have to make it worse by calling it 'Drynuary?'
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(Eater)
 
 
 
After 18 months of offering wine and beer in the evening, Starbucks announces 'last call'
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US economy adds 156,000 new jobs in December, marking 75th straight month of job growth. Thanks, Obama
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attention Farkers living in Fairfax County, VA: The county's brand-new Civilian Police Review Panel is looking for members. You have one month to apply. Have at it
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Second mountain lion killed on same LA freeway in a month. The road is not safe
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices in 2017 predicted to hit 3-year high. Apparently oil company executives are getting tired of going 36 months without being able to buy any new European vacation homes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my wife for four years; in college, she experimented with lesbianism. Our sex life has been on decline and we might make love once a month. Obviously I'm not the problem so she's a lesbian still, right?"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska collects first full month of marijuana tax revenue, $81,100. Tasty
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The first 5 Farkers to photoshop Wil Wheaton on the Death Star gets a month free of TF. Difficulty: make me rage
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In an astounding feat of leftist accounting contortionism, Cuomo and Sanders say $163m a year will cover state university tuition for all of New York. The dorm room you'll share with ten sweaty drunks will go for 22 grand a month. Easy-peasy
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who forgot where he parked and spent five days looking and then gave up gets reunited with his lost vehicle--six months later
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Well, grandma, you have been charged with shoplifting $105.00 worth of school uniforms for your grandkids. Your bail is set at $150,000.00. We'll bring you to court in a couple of months
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(NESN)
 
 
 
On Colin Kaepernick's Len Eshmont Award: "he could generate some interest in the free-agent market this offseason". Sure, if some team is looking for somebody to lead a Donna Summer Karaoke night
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Alaska has the nation's highest average credit card debt. Mostly because residents only get one month in the summer to catch up on how much they owe before it's time for the heating bills to start rolling in again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thank, God. This is best news in the last few months
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's a headline that will surely be included in some future dystopian sci-fi montage sequence: Giant robot takes first steps
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Mon December 26, 2016
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man goes to animal shelter looking to replace his kitten lost for two months, finds his missing pet .... at the animal shelter
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Sun December 25, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
After nearly 12 months of carnage, is 2016 silently stalking its greatest prize? Or is it just a "heavy cold" like the Palace spokesman claims?
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(Daily Emerald)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is all caroled out. What would you suggest listening to today to clear the brain after two solid months of Christmas music?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(A Happy Elf)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 7th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: "The Happy Elf". Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner receives one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends @ 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, FARKers. :-)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks if Donald Trump is "making sense about nukes," failing to realize he hasn't made sense the past 24 months and we're all pretty much screwed at this point
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Fri December 23, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Since Trump doesn't take office for another month it's still safe to say 'Happy Chrismukkah' while wolfing down potato pancakes
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
If you're obsessed with a naked Orlando Bloom, consider moving to Vermont
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The most popular gift in Arizona this year is a drone. In Vermont it's waterproof mascara. And in Alabama it's an electric turkey fryer
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Internet privacy? InigoMontoya.jpg
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember that lane straddling "bus" that China unveiled a few months ago? Well, they don't know what you're talking about, it never existed and you can't even search for it on the internet, so there
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Tue December 20, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dodgers pitcher Kenta Maeda dresses up as an old man, strikes out Japanese Little League players. Best baseball video of the month
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Someone is matching all donations to the Internet Archive this month. DIT
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(Time)
 
 
 
Chinese state media goes about mocking our "unpresidented" president-elect, bringing about nuclear war next month
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It's been 4 months since Alaskans eagerly welcomed their first Krispy Kreme store. Let's see if their eyes are still glazed over
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One night last month, Google Translate suddenly made a huge leap forward in accuracy. This is the story of what happened, and the implications for computing in general
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Montreal puts up the ugliest Christmas tree in North America to win a bet
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Thursday: Six marijuana shops open in Montreal. Friday: The predictable thing happens
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
28 Americans claimed refugee status in Canada last month. Syrian refugees unavailable for comment
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Cracked.com writers read another chapter of Drew's book and update it to 2016. This month: Chapter 7: Seasonal Articles
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Tue December 13, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Konrad Reuland who spent time with four NFL teams over a five-year period, died Monday at the age of 29 after being diagnosed with a brain aneurysm last month
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sears sells groceries in increasingly desperate attempts to get shoppers to set foot in their stores: "A grocery store, you might go to two or three times a week, but a department store you might go to once a month, once a quarter or something"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks rolls out a Pokemon Go Frappucino three months after anyone stopped caring about Pokemon Go
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Airports are bringing in therapy animals to help stressed out travelers. Your ancestors who spent months at sea in cramped boats on treacherous waters while battling scurvy hoping they lived to see America are spinning in their graves
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's only been a month since he won the election, and he has not yet taken office, but President-elect Donald Trump has already made himself a force - politically, socially and financially
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Police say the same man broke into the same pharmacy four times in one month, using the same window to get inside. He was probably looking for his OCD medicine
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Montreal sets le trolling to le maximum
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Tue December 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ikea to provide all salaried and hourly employees four months of paid parental leave. Offer requires workers to follow Swedish instructions for assembly while missing a few nuts and bolts
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Mon December 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A man has been given a 12-month suspended jail sentence, after a walker on his land was killed by. A) An electric fence. B) A dog. C) A cow
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Shinzo Abe set to become the first sitting Japanese Prime Minister to visit Pearl Harbor later this month, though, given his outspoken nationalist sentiments, it's unclear if he is visiting to express regret, or just to "spike the ball"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oil prices top $55 for the first time in months
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So what's the verdict for Tiger Woods after completing his first golf tournament in 15 months? Some magic, some rust, and no pain
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(The Week)
 
 
 
That "spontaneous" phone call between Trump and Taiwan's president? Yeah, it took months to plan. So his entire team has been lying to us
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter is afraid that Trump might have conned his way into the White House. Says the lady who wrote a kiss-arse book about how great Trump is. That just got released a few months ago
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in jail for uploading sexually explicit videos of a woman onto several .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS EYE???
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the weirdest Christmas albums you can inflict on family and friends this month
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Senate quietly passes AIPAC supported bill that would make criticism of Israel a civil rights violation on college campuses. Imagine what could happen a few months from now
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
So, how much does Comcast really lose if you cut the cord? Less than $6 a month
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN has lost 1 million more subscribers in the past two months, as viewers finally tire of 24/7 programming of horseshoe pitching, celebrity poker and tractor pulling
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods first round of competitive golf after a 15-month layoff and two back surgeries results in a 1-over-par 73
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
After 11 months of making their instruments better, scientists have again turned on their gravity wave detector, hope to find more #BlackHole mergers so @realDonaldTrump will have a place to put his campaign promises that he never wants seen again
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump learns there is nothing more uncomfortable than interviewing generals you spent eight months criticizing
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
This is why Fark loves Dolly Parton--$1,000 a month for six months to familes of wildfire
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
"Science" wants you to vote for its Breakthrough of the First Eleven Months of 2016. Cure for cancer is not one of the options
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Wed November 30, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Cybercriminals eager to take online survey for opportunity to brag about earnings - even though most work part time and earn between $1000 and $3000 per month
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chocolate makes everything taste better, including feeding it to wagyu cattle for tastier beef. "All I can say is that in those last four months of their lives, they are really, really happy cows"
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