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182 headlines found matching 'Mont'
Fri July 03, 2015
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Your GPS is useless in ancient Vermont
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Thu July 02, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say they will be able to work out when Yellowstone is going to erupt again at least 10 months before it happens. Which is plenty of time to pack up and start a new life on another planet
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Do NOT get high on marijuana and go to Burger King. Especially with your 5-month-old baby (w/mugshots)
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Wed July 01, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Will it be a rematch of the previous final? Will England surprise everyone? Will there be more controversy? It is Japan v. England in Game 2 of the Women's World Cup semifinals in Edmonton. Kickoff is at 7 pm EDT
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
Dude sees a couple of kids skateboarding in a little Montana town, asks if they have a skate park. When they say no, he says, "You do now." Dude is Jeff Ament from Pearl Jam, and he drops $250k on world-class park for their rez town
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Tue June 30, 2015
(FIFA)
 
 
 
The USA and Germany are facing off for the first time, for the last time in this tournament. That's right, IT'S SPACEBALL, or the Women's World Cup semi-final game 1. Live from Montreal at 7 pm EDT
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Sun June 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man caught living with his mother's corpse for months so he could collect her Social Security check. Police believe Norman may have something wrong with him
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is gaining in popularity but is still unknown to black voters. At least outside of the three black families who actually still live in Vermont
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It only took five months for billionaire GOP donors to set new records. Thanks, Obama
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Supreme Court rules a retired farmer needs to pay more in alimony than he earns in a month, fails to see a problem with their ruling
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
20-month-old can climb a rock wall. For her next trick she'll either star in Spider Girl or maybe potty train
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(23)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
David Crosby says Joni Mitchell is still not speaking 3 months after suffering an aneurysm
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When will the supermarkets of Britain learn not to sell pork during the month of Ramadan? The OUTRAGE
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Thu June 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mr. Belding gives Screech four months of detention
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Professional football returns to North America today as the Canadian Football League season kicks off with the Montreal Alouettes playing the Ottawa Redblacks. As always, rouges are expected to be key
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Franklin County homeowner kills intruder for second time in four months." Unfortunately, there is not a single zombie mentioned
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Darryl Hamilton, former player turned MLB Network broadcaster, shot and killed in apparent murder-suicide; 13-month old son found unharmed in home
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Sun June 21, 2015
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
30% of data center servers are using energy but functionally dead, not having been accessed in six months. Also known as "Yahoo"
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: SC Church shooting was an accident due to drugs. You know how it goes, you take too many opioids, slip, tell your friends for 6 months that you want to start a race war, sit in Bible study for an hour, then kill 9 people. Oops
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Thu June 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
One in ten millionaires are now living paycheck to paycheck. Apparently it's tough to make ends meet when trying to keep up with payments on two mortgages, a vacation home, three cars and those pesky monthly shopping trips to Paris
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Wed June 17, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU leaders agree to give Pooty-Poot the booty-boot for six more months
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Swiss investigators says FIFA investigation could take weeks ... um, months ... er, years to analyze 'suspicious' banking data. And ignore the men with the briefcases of cash in our offices. Nothing to see here, move along
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Mon June 15, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Search for escaped New York inmates expands to Vermont. US Marshall in charge of the investigation says he wants a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
American Airlines' response to someone upset that they are recognizing Gay Pride Month? Sorry, not sorry
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Woman's World Cup of Soccer begins the last matches of the group stage today. Up first, Group B games @4:00ET from Winnipeg & Moncton then Group A @7:30ET from Winnipeg & Montréal. Go Canada
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Fri June 12, 2015
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado collects $10 million in pot taxes for schools in four months, compared to $13 million from all of 2014: "It's really good to see the excise tax increasing and providing needed money for the public school construction fund"
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Thu June 11, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Montana claims its first surfing fatality
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
US embassy moves July 4 forward a month - so as to not offend Muslims
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Wed June 10, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Not content with beating Holland and FIFA in the past month, Team USA decides to stun number 1 Germany while they are at it
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(El Paso Times)
 
 
 
Vermont man shows up for jury duty wearing a prisoner costume. Comes very close to getting to use it for real
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(54)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Leaking Las Vegas: The coolest and most informative interactive map of the water crisis you'll see all month
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward on Rumsfeld's attempt to blame Iraq on Bush: "If you look at Rumsfeld's memoir, and what the record is, and things he said on the record and hours of interviews with me, often months after the events, it's just a total contradiction"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative millionaire considering a run for governor or Montana thinks you shouldn't retire because Noah never did
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Come watch as two weeks of media masturbation over American Pharoah possibly becoming a Triple Crown winner ends disappointingly in under two minutes at the 2015 running of the Belmont Stakes. Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Westerberg says The Replacements are done. This is, of course, not a repeat since Westerberg seems to say The Replacements are done every six months
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Fri June 05, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's been a busy month for WNBA stars Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson. They got arrested for domestic violence, married, pregnant, and divorced
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Thu June 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Montana man saves adorable baby moose he found next to the body of its dead mother. You'll never believe what happens next. Seriously. Dynamite is involved
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Wed June 03, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Disney to IT workers: You're being laid off, but could you please stay on for a couple months to train your H-1B temporary visa replacements?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In the 'this is not news' dept.: Another GOP presidential contender will being throwing his hat in the ring, this time it's Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal who says he'll throw it in at the end of the month.. maybe. Told you it wasn't news
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Please, little people and serfs - do make way for Madame Hillary as her photo-op is far more important than your piddling little kids' event that you'd been planning for 18 months
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Man enjoys a life of "gold farming," plants his butt in front of a computer to make loads of money a month playing online games all day. You too could enjoy this life if your basement is fertile enough
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Vermont becomes the third state to ban philosophical exemptions to vaccinations, joining West Virginia and Mississippi in the 21st century
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese drug company invents sea sponge-derived treatment for sarcoma variants of cancer, which researchers say extends life by two months
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(17)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will track improvements and potential rain cause clownshoes to occur early and often? Will jet dryers be safe from a hot Montoya? This is your Indycar Duel in Detroit race 1 discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(Some Lazy Editor)
 
 
 
Just months after being killed in a plane crash, Harrison Ford is back at the contro...wait...what?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Google learns how to make its internet balloons stay aloft for 6 months without leaking after engineers get their first hands on experience with condoms
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Johnny Mnemonic turned 20 years old this month. Let's celebrate by looking at the immortal Keanu Reeves best moments. Obligatory ... whoa
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner meets with Montreal's mayor about Expos 2.0 - because fark's sake, Tampa barely draws 10 grand now that there are no more Yankees on retirement tours
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Berkeley instituted a tax on soda in hopes of getting people to quit drinking it. Instead the city took in $116,000 in revenue the first month and people still keep drinking it
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Wed May 27, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pentagon "inadvertently" releases anthrax spores into Texas and California one month prior to Jade Helm
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(Investing Channel)
 
 
 
Problem: McDonald's has reported 11 straight months of declining sales. New CEO's Solution: Stop reporting monthly sales. Ta Da
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The USNS Montford Point is not just the first ship of its class, it's the first of its kind. The ship is what the military calls a Mobile Landing Platform (MLP). So think of MLPs as great big ocean-going adapter plugs"
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Tue May 26, 2015
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Try this one weird trick to lose 40 pounds in one month, or all 180 pounds in six weeks
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media CEOs are "the highest-paid executives in America." Man, those $5 bills sure must pile up every month
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Amount of time Americans will pretend to care about major overseas disasters before losing interest falls to all-time low of one month
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Sat May 23, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Waco declares May motorcycle safety month. No, really
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(80)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Rice to wait a few months before getting a shot at making his mark
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(8)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Rescued woman captive in a box for months to be placed back in a box
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police raid £1m 'professional' cannabis warehouse after. A) Month long surveillance. B) Tip from informant. C) Looking in the window
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(4)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know how Elizabeth Montgomery would wiggle her nose to do magic in "Bewitched"? Have you ever wanted to watch 10 straight minutes of that? Of course you have
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Backwards Brain Bicycle: You CAN'T ride this bike, unless you practice everyday for 8 months, and then you might not be able to ride a normal bike anymore
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(55)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A three month inspection of 7,571 gas station pumps yielded 103 credit card skimmers ready to pluck your data
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(60)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Randy Quaid released from a Montreal jail after DNA test proves he might not be a Sasquatch
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(18)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Scientists say people could soon live forever by uploading their brain into a computer. Or if not forever, at least another six months if the computer is made by Hewlett-Packard
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(102)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Writer Simon Pegg says Star Trek 3 was nearly The Adventures of Montgomery Scott
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(58)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Catholic Church in San Francisco introduces digital collection plate, decides to make the change after seeing how parishioners were already tithing every month to Verizon, Sprint and AT&T
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(20)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Are heated sidewalks a good idea for Montreal?" Duh
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(62)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Verizon and Sprint agree to pay $160 million for false charges on phone bills. Or as AT&T calls it, monthly billing
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(7)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In Australia it rains spiders every couple of months. They call this terrifying event Angel Hair
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(71)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The bewildering success of AOL continues, as 2.15 million customers still pay $20/month for 56k dial-up internet
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For the first time, cable cord cutting has accelerated during the first three months of 2015. Apparently, customers finally pulled the trigger after ABC announced it was making a TV version of "Uncle Buck"
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISS astronauts get unexpected three-month mission extension after Russians grounds their entire manned space program over "concerns"
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(38)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Walmart that closed down a month ago for "plumbing problems" has yet to file for a plumbing permit
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(159)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Swatch now developing a smartwatch battery that lasts six months on a charge. Which may be hard to prove considering that no one has actually worn a Swatch since 1987
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(19)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
What's the point behind revolving doors? I mean, besides serving as a set piece for a gangland assassination in one of the greatest montages ever put to film
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(23)
 
(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Want to own a Vermont bakery? You're just an essay and a recipe away
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(10)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This man earns almost £700 a month from Rule 34 by writing hardcore porn about the Apple Watch and Tetris
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(29)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello, Canada, and hockey farkers in the United States & Newfoundland, we're in Montréal at 7:00ET for the only game tonight & maybe the last time this season as the Lightning get a second crack at eliminating the Canadiens on this Hockey Night
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Fri May 08, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan becomes Singapore's anti-drug ambassador, expresses support for death penalty against drug traffickers just months after own son's drug arrest in China
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(74)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire are opening their own restaurant in Montreal
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(49)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a second screen tonight Hockey Farkers, See if Tampa can stay in the heads of Montreal @7:00ET & if Washington & New York can continue the Ridiculous Goalie & Crazy Goal Show @7:30. You had one job, schedule guy
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(1100)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst finally explains her bread bag story four months later: 'The point was I didn't have boots.' Oh, ok
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(116)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The "Martha Stewart of Marijuana" helps Kush magazine rise from $150,000 in revenue to $6 million in just 18 months, also helps women get into the weed business, and also has a smoking hot daughter/business partner (w/pics)
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(59)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao to be knocked out of boxing for at least the next nine months or so
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For the second time in four months federal investigative jerks take all the fun out of being a top New York State legislative leader. Thanks, Obama
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(31)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Researchers review 47 studies, determine that sedentary behavior will lead to an early death. Especially if you are sitting down for months at a time while reviewing 47 different studies
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(26)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey round 2 night 2: Habs owned the Bolts last year, Bolts swept the Habs in the regular season, But it's a whole new series from Montréal @7:00ET. Then can the 3rd try in 3 yrs to get past the Hawks be the charm for the Wild? from Chicago @9:30ET
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(1022)
 
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(91)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge: I find the defendant guilty, and sentence him to six months in jail. Lawyer: OK, but someone's going to have to dig him up
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(18)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"Hi this is Boeing Technical Support, we were wondering if you could turn your Scream...I'm sorry DREAMliner off and on again to make sure it doesn't fall out of the sky in the next few months"
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wearing high heels to bed can be sexy, but not if you're six months old
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(31)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The price of shame? Approximately $8,000/month for using AOL dial-up
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Four-month-old baby pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after 22 hours. Will apparently be named Simba based on the pics
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(35)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that prices have jumped almost 20% in the last month, here a few charts to explain why you REALLY shouldn't be going "long" on oil just right now
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(11)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rescuers hunt for lost fisherman Ron Ingraham just months after miraculously finding lost fisherman Ron Ingraham
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(42)
 
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
This dog who earns $15,000 a month wants to teach you guys how to dress properly, for f*cks sake
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five months after the release of the Senate torture report, somebody's finally being punished. Sure, it's the senate staffer who led the investigation into the abuses, but hey, it's something, right?
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(51)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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(105)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Welcome to the new American starter home, where for only $600 a month, you too can live in a refurbished (mostly) shipping container. If it's good enough for bananas and BMWs, it should be good enough for you
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(58)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
For only $5 per month you can receive college credit in current affairs, sports medicine, economics, computer science, theater, political science, and filmmaking
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(37)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Some Bullock)
 
 
 
Montana passes strict gun control law
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(58)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Man convicted of abusing a child says thanks so much, but 14 months into his prison sentence he's really not enjoying it very much and would like to be let out now
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Sun April 26, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
As we send more and more teams golfing, on this fine Day of Rest the Hockey Gods provide us with just 2 elimination games: At 3:00PM ET, the Wild can send the Blues packing then at 6:00PM ET Montréal will try for a third time to toss the Sens. GO HOCKEY
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Fri April 24, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Series of early-morning earthquakes failed to improve substantially improve area between Idaho, Washington state and Montana
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USDA says it's okay to eat food 18 months after its expiration date. The only difficulty is getting the spoon inside the carton to dish out last year's milk
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It cost $64M among the top 10 lobbying groups during the first 3 months of the year to tell Congress and the White House how to think. So if you have $2.1M/month to spend, you too can get your voices heard
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
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Wed April 22, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like there will be a Rampage in Montreal after all on Saturday
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(14)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Reductress)
 
 
 
"When my daughter is born next month, [we will] immediately pierce her tongue. My husband and I are devout Juggalos, and we want to raise our daughter to whoop-whoop with the rest of the family"
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(103)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
The Hunt For Red October. Farker invents and successfully tests a silent marine propulsion device. Would like to see Montana
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(42)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen and Ilsa Fisher welcome Monty Brian into the world. He's not the Messiah, but a very naughty boy
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(31)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers win NHL draft lottery; GM Craig MacTavish vows "We'll fark it all up this time, too"
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Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Jack White calling Tidal subscribers to thank them for their $20 a month dowry to the streaming service. Reportedly all eight subscribers are sick of the constant phone calls
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Two Vermont lawmakers give their colleagues the most heinous ultimatum: Give us pot or we'll take away your booze
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(61)
 
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
After 6 months, clothing company apologizes to Don Henley after their "Don a henley" shirt ad, hopes now that he'll take it easy
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(6)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
23-year-old sports fans in Washington D.C. have never witnessed the home team win a championship in any of the four major sports. Somewhere in Boston a 2-month-old baby nods his head in solidarity
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(53)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Six months ago: People are moving back into the cities, the suburbs are dying. Now: People are moving back to the suburbs because they're sick of the cities
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(160)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After four months of review, NFL still can't decide if Dez Bryant's touchdown-turned-non-catch was ruled correctly. Once again, the NFL just takes a safety
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(47)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Inigo_Montoya.jpg
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Tue April 14, 2015
(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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Mon April 13, 2015
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
As the Montana Historical Society celebrates its 150th year, an anonymous envelope arrives in the mail--containing the original hand-written 1865 document creating the Historical Society. Staffers' typically dry, bureaucratic response? "HOLY SH*T"
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
65-year-old German primary school teacher and mother of 13 is set to become the world's oldest clown car following 18 months of fertility treatment
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A classic tale of teenage rebellion and repression features a delightful combination of dance choreography and realistic and touching performances. But since this was Japan and they were dancing on a train, they got six months of house arrest
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(28)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Ferrari make it two in a row? Will Mercedes reassert its dominance after finally showing some weakness? Can Maldonado go a month without crashing? This is your Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix discussion thread at 2am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Springtime in Montreal --- 75,000 take to the streets to protest government austerity measures, tuition, healthcare... uh, public transport budgets, climate change... police brutality, milk prices
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering whether the Air Force Academy could get through a month without someone being sexually assaulted, the answer is no
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs: We Canadian teams extreme parity also. Except for Edmonton and Toronto. They suck worse than warm Molson Canadian
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(65)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Today's moment of zen comes from this slow motion wrestling montage. It ... it's just so beautiful
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penn Jillette magically drops 105 pounds in 4 months. Presto, change-o
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man v. Food's Adam Richman has lost his mind and gone over to the Dark Side: 'I've been vegan for three months'
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the pathetic lives of those poor, pitiful ex-Congressmen months after retiring or losing an election
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
George & Amal Clooney, Vladimir Putin, System of a Down, and Kanye & Kim Kardashian will visit Armenia this month to commemorate 100th anniversary of Armenian genocide, with Kim going back to brunette to mark solemnity of occasion
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(30)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mayor wins election despite having died last month. Says he plans soon to introduce new "No Braaaaaain Left Behind" program and new "stumbling around groaning" tax relief
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(8)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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Tue April 07, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dollard St. Laurent dies at age 85. Who is he you ask? He won five Stanley Cups with the Montreal Canadians in the 1950s
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(17)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"New research published in Environmental Sociology this month explores the reasons behind humans' relaxed attitude to canine excement and the strategies employed by dog-owners to deal with it"
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Mon April 06, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S job growth falls to 15-month low as snow removal hiring in Massachusetts has completely dried up
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Sat April 04, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
The last player from the Montreal Canadiens 'Punch Line' is gone. Elmer Lach passes away at age 97
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(6)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the most violent prisoner in all of Britain. His stats include being in more than 120 prisons, holding at least 11 hostages, more than half a million pounds in damages and only about four months and nine days out of prison since 1974
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Household handyman raises his rate from $20/hour to $150/hour. Loses all customers. Just kidding - He now makes $14,000/month and has more work than he can handle
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Thu April 02, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Average home price in San Francisco will hit one MILLION dollars this month. That's approximately 200,000 slices of free-range artisanal toast
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Wed April 01, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad who told reporter he 'died' in a car accident and couldn't pay child support sentenced to two months of purgatory
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Russia is paying $700 a month for conservatrolls and libtards
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Sun March 29, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Anti-Muslim protest in Montreal canceled due to the strength of counter-protest. "They spread hate and fear, and there's nothing to be afraid of. All we want is peace"
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Sat March 28, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
5'4", 125lb woman goes to doctor for back pain, is told to lose weight. Patient loses weight three months later, sues
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Fri March 27, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Seattle artist creates artwork only visible 10 months out of the year
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(10)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
And there go Bernie Sanders' presidential hopes. So what's Vermontish for "Preet Bharara"?
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Montana real estate mogul owes $74 million in property taxes. In other news there's $74 million worth of property in Montana
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man who spent two months in jail--before police discovered his shipment of 'cocaine' was actually soap--is awarded $5 an hour for his time
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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(167)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how credit card companies were going to replace all magnetic stripe credit cards with computer chip cards by the end of 2015? Well, here's an update on that monthly statement
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Greece has one week to turn itself around and save the family business from the bank. Sometimes the 1980s training montages just write themselves
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Mon March 23, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams makes first public comments since his six-month NBC suspension during visit to his former high school, fondly recalls scoring the winning touchdown at homecoming, putting out a cafeteria grease fire, and banging the prom queen and her runner-up in a three-way
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
ZooMontana shows off their three ugly-ass river otter pups
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Sat March 21, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rare 18-year "supertide" turns Mont Saint-Michel into an island (with pics)
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Fri March 20, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple gets married at center ice of Air Canada Centre, marking the first time this month someone in a Leafs sweater scored
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(32)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Scarface remake moving forward because Hollywood executives have been snorting a bigger pile of blow than Tony Montana
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(41)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ten Michigan State Police officers spend 2 1/2 months investigating deadly 200-vehicle wreck to decide which drivers should get speeding tickets
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(6)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Lakeland cop caught sending dirty messages to 24-month-old
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(55)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Pro MMA Now)
 
 
 
In case you watched Ronda Rousey's 14-second demolition of Cat Zingano last month and wondered "WTF just happened?" here it is in super slow-motion
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(89)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke settles his second legal battle of the month
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Wed March 18, 2015
(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Are you a third string RB trying to save your spot on the roster? Nothing says "I'm worth it" like a DUI arrest a month before the draft
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(16)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
According to Elon Musk, Montana might be a tourist driving destination not because it has no enforced speed limit, but, because it might eventually be the only place you can actually drive a car yourself
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Fri March 13, 2015
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado pot shops sell record amount of marijuana resulting in excise tax of nearly $2.35 million, and that's just for the month of January. For the children
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Thu March 12, 2015
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
"Fifteen per cent of pay-TV consumers say they are planning to either switch TV providers, ditch cable in favor of an online app or rental service or cut cable or satellite altogether within the next six months"
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
What every U.S. state is best at. Come for Montana, stay for North Dakota
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Neat: Pavel Datsyuk banks his empty net goal off both posts. Difficulty: From about 190 feet away. Lack of Difficulty: Against the Edmonton Oilers
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Four police officers insist a mysterious female voice called "Help" and led them to 18-month-baby. BUT THE MOTHER WAS DEAD
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(79)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nine of the 13 best beers in the U.S. are brewed in Vermont and Maine
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Solar-powered plane begins 5 month long journey around the world. United passengers wish they could travel so quickly
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you let your 10 year old eat 20 pieces of licorice every day for 4 months, something bad just might happen
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(34)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Inspired by SyFy, Baskin-Robbins names Snacknado its Flavor of the Month: "salty caramel ice cream with chocolate-covered potato chips and pretzels, swirled with candy pieces, chocolate fudge, and salted pretzel ribbons"
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Cronkite News)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs win game for the first time in a month. My apology, I meant the Arizona Coyotes
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(21)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tennessee lawmaker: "Why don't we have a men's economic council?" He's reportedly also disappointed there is no white history month
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(73)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Train carrying crude oil derails and is on fire. This is not a repeat from last month. Or last year
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(200)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Montrealers are shocked to learn that the province that gave us Language Police, loyalty oaths and a ban on turbans in youth soccer has become a magnet for Right-Wing Extremist groups
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