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151 headlines found matching 'Monday Night'
Tue May 23, 2017
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Islamic State group 'claims the Manchester attack'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump calls Manchester attacker an "evil loser". Sick burn, Donnie. Sick burn
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Security Council will have heartburn these whole 9 days praying Trump doesn't ruin relationships. "You can't say what not to say," the source added of Trump, "because that will then be one of the first things he'll say"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Brazen raccoon sneaks into house and goes on a rampage, scares the bejebbies out of couple then goes on to terrorize the cat
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"That's not my husband," woman says after in-flight emergency. To be fair, after he started attacking people with a coffee pot, I wouldn't admit to marrying him either
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Wed May 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump was busy tripping over his own dick, conservative media decided to cover a made-up DNC murder mystery that fell apart in just hours
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Father at Disney World starts day-drinking early, rams baby carriage through crowd yelling racial slurs, sits by pool for hours getting piss-drunk, kid get badly sunburned. Bonus: Tells police Trump will kill them
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Tue May 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN thinks that maybe possibly this Trump fellow might not have the mental fortitude to govern the most complex nation on Earth
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Negotiations under way to replace Sean Spicer for someone younger with something to grab
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cubs may have waited 108 years to win another World Series, but it only took one season for a MLB player to make it to the finals of DWTS
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Jordan may have been the ally who shared the Intel with the US that Trump blurted out to the damn Russians last week
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Indians' scoreboard was just the latest shot in Terry Francona's prank war against Kevin Cash. One day Cash will get him back. Maybe
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Marlin Man's ultimate plan was having a woman flash her breasts at a Marlins-Cardinals game
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley comments that with all the NBA playoff blowouts on TNT, he's been catching hockey during studio breaks. "Thank god for the NHL playoffs"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors get to lash another broom to their periscope
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Tue May 09, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gun rights blogger becomes gun control statistic
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 8 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross steps up to the plate and waltzes into the semi-finals. Once again, the Cubs make the playoffs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter was feeling the Bern in 2016
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Mon May 08, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
Two games tonight, BOTH elimination games. Penguins/Capitals @ 7:30pm ET - Will Ovie go golfing, will Sidney remember where the rink is? Late game once Andy sobers up a bit, it's the Buffalo Bisons against the Chicago Stags so it could be interesting
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Does Boro get relegated today or put off the inevitable? Does Chelsea take the first of two steps needed to clinch the title or do they stumble and keep Spurs' hopes alive? It's your EPL MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 PM EDT on NBCSN
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trump may not have libel laws on his side, but he does have the FCC. And they currently have their sights on Colbert
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez says she "would be fine" if her career just went away. Which is exactly the same thing everyone else has been saying for years about Justin Bieber
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You're a celebrity attending the Met Gala at the NY Metropolitan Museum of Art. So of course you hang out in the bathrooms smoking
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Thu May 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin: "Trump is the head writer at 'SNL'"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
No, you can't use your cell phone as your scooter's headlight because there's no app for that
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
1st time caller Toronto manager John Gibbons dials into Blue Jays radio sports talk show. "Hi, this is John from the Bronx"
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(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
After hurling racial slurs at Adam Jones the night before, Red Sox fans double down with... just kidding, they gave him a standing ovation when he came to the plate
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Republicans are very, very concerned about Stephen Colbert's possible use of a homophobic slur
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Despite successful team on the field, Yankees set New Yankee Stadium attendance low with fewer than 26,000 at Monday night's game. Seems true fans found it hard to liquidate their Berkshire Hathaway shares to pay for tickets
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 7 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross steps up to the plate and dishes out some hot salsa with a side order of sci-fi
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of Fox News Pres. Bill Shine's firing , Lumpy hastily calls a rare staff meeting of everyone who works on his show. Meeting expected to consist of Hannity explaining to everyone how they're all cool with him, and only losers "narc" to HR
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, at least now that Hillary lost we won't be wasting tax dollars on any more inv-- OH WHAT THE FARK it's more Benghazi hearings
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
And the biggest dick of the day award goes to
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With a margin of 22 votes in the House, and 20 moderate House republicans already on record as "no" votes, and 24 more undecided-including several of the Whips; the chances of Ryan actually kicking the football THIS time? Not looking good
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down on claim Jackson could have prevented Civil War 16 years before it started but does not specify if he thinks of Andrew Jackson as zombie peace ambassador or if this is some weird Obama time machine plot
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Sean Waltman: pro-wrestler, porn star, marijuana enthusiast, and now felon
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in MLB since 2014, New York Yankees allow the rare 2-run sacrifice fly
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Positive signs in the WGA negotiations prove the World Canadian Bureau doesn't want a strike or loss of scripted television any more than we do
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
U.S. loses trade battle with Mexico over tuna. Trump to declare war on ocean
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Reminder - Don't test Yasiel Puig's arm. But if you feel compelled to try, you do so at your own risk
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Just how bad at your job do you have to be if an actress says she feels sorry for you? Alison Janney opens up to Colbert about Sean Spicer
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After only 3 weeks, Brewers' Eric Thames now has 10 home runs. Fark: 7 of them hit against Cincinnati pitching
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Antivirus company Webroot confirms something that most of us have known for a very long time
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pirates rookie Dovydas Neverauskas pitches two innings - thus making MLB history as the first player ever born and raised in Lithuania
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Arkansas death row: Let's play two
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like everyone else, ESPN thinks the Monday Night Football games stink
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin sends Russian bombers within U.S. striking range just to let Trump know what's up. Trump says, what should I do? Military says, shut the fark up Donnie, we got this
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The marketing blitz surrounding Deadpool 2 continues as Josh Brolin starts trolling Ryan Reynolds about his casting as Cable through various social media
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 5 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross busts out some serious moves to Disney classics. Behold the Lady and the Gramp
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Even the mighty oak can be chopped down as Jeffrey Lord learned while trying to defend Trump's tax dodging, getting put in his place by a former aide to Clinton
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Doug LaMalfa's (R) response to boos at his town hall meeting:"Do you yell at church?" Audience members:"Do you lie at church?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air Force scrambles fighter jets after pair of Russian bombers slip past Sarah Palin to buzz Alaskan airspace
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The press was treated to an advanced screening of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and the overwhelming consensus is that it's f*cking awesome
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kyle Schwarber and Anthony Rizzo both demonstrate how to defeat the infield shift with perfectly-placed bunts. 90 feet is just far enough
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Words you like to hear while walking along greenway: Peaceful, serene, pleasant. Words you don't like to hear while walking along greenway: Snake mating ball
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After beating up and removing a doctor from a flight, United decides to let his luggage fly comfortably to Kentucky without him
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Have you been duped again by another so-called "30-minute" recipe? Here's how to really get a meal on the table fast
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Backup cameras will be required on vehicles in 2018 because people keep squishing unsupervised kids
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Wed April 12, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
San Diego residents observe fast-moving streetlight
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(AP)
 
 
 
University of Phoenix ending Cardinals stadium sponsorship. University of Fark In Arizona considering bidding
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Mon April 10, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will change rosters in the Superstar Shakeup and be a star? Will Stephanie McMahon return this week to bully the roster? Will The Brian Kendrick steal Akira Tozawa's passport again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Wed April 05, 2017
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
An exotic dancer got a call at work from the babysitter that the dog had gotten loose. Then things got weird
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 3 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross' new dance horrified teammate Anthony Rizzo. Your eyes may never be the same
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Republicans say protesters who block roads and disrupt transit deserve to go to jail. No word on protesters blocking ships or disrupting tea shipments
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With North Carolina playing in the National Championship game, we ask ourselves, "Why wasn't Michael Jordan there?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's okay, you can say it - The NCAA national title game stunk. For everyone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence may win over Freedom Caucus members by allowing states to get Obamacare waivers
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Wed March 29, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Skynet zombies or duplicating human sentience?
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Tue March 28, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a man walking a kangaroo down a Detroit street
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail decides Britain isn't sufficiently embarrassed and allocates their front page to a sexiest legs contest between Theresa May and Nicola Sturgeon. Who wins? No one wins
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump: "Trump Russia story is a hoax"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
'She'll be back. I barely touched her. And it was just the one time with her sister.'
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Wed March 22, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
"There is activity at your front door. It appears to be the apocalypse"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's it like to have Trump grab you by the pussy?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Wade will wade into the bayou, takes LSU coaching job
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN political commentator says "Sean Spicer doesn't believe Sean Spicer at this point". Well, duh - that Ghostbusters remake was an atrocity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Nixon White House Counsel John Dean: The actions of the Trump White House in response to the Russia story seem AWFULLY familiar to me...wait, don't tell me, it'll come to me any second
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Chicago Fire will have an enormous Schweinsteiger. They're going to be very popular
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes, even the Duke women suck
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Rand Paul predicts that Trumpcare will pass, fail completely, and only then after the complete collapse of the healthcare system will any real negotiations towards healthcare reform begin
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Fri March 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congressman and proud Twitter racist Steve King finally caves to all the pressure, gives interview detailing how he's been crushed by the weight of all of his GOP colleagues patting him on the back
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Wed March 15, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cherry blossoms in Washington D.C. could be nipped in the bud
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Mon March 13, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Roman Reigns respond to being chokeslammed by The Undertaker? Who will earn a Tag Team Title shot against Gallows and Anderson at Wrestlemania? What's the latest on Seth Rollins' knee? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Up to 20 inches of snow predicted to fall on New York City. Everyone prepare to panic
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Fri March 10, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Czuprynski has filed a motion with the courts arguing he can't be an effective lawyer if he can't have alcohol"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing like a sitting president threatening a bloodbath if his health care bill doesn't pass
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This timeline of how Trumpcare went from fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to putrid shiatbiscuits in just 24 hours is a perfect example of how the Trump administration is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen
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Tue March 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Schroder benched after arguing with lovable loser
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
A day after reporting it got more rain than snow this winter Minnesota gets its earliest tornado ever. Uff-da
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
SNL's Pete Davidson says he is sober for the first time in 8 years. Difficulty: he's only 23, but on September 11, 2001 he lost his father in the aftermath of the terror attack
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
THAAD shipped to South Korea, upsetting people in a half dozen countries. Man, that Thad is a jerk
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
New Cavs Andrew Bogut injures his leg literally the moment he steps on the court for the first time
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Mon March 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somebody tried to take out Floyd Mayweather, Jr. in the UK....well his car that is
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Wed March 01, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Clown suits and slamming balls, when the walls fell
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: When being chased by police, jumping from one rooftop to another only works in the movies
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Tue February 28, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
With hundreds of administration jobs unfilled, Trump is tired of the whole thing, and just decides to leave them unfilled. That is some well-oiled machine you got there Donald
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks, Obama
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Mon February 27, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Monday EPL action, Leicester hosts Liverpool in the first test for interim manager Craig Shakespeare. To be or not to be Leicester, relegation looms like the ghost in Hamlet. Liverpool has been King Learing it too. Tune in NBCSN at 3:00 pm ET
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Tue February 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey everyone let's go take selfies on the frozen ice in Central Park ..but let's break some of the ice first"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Bob Huggins will be fine because he's as resilient as the state of West Virginia itself
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Remember the university that had the "freshman girl dropoff" signs a couple years back? They're in the news again and oh lawd
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon fact-checks the alternative filmmaker behind the grossly idiotic film that makes Sweden look like Chicago and resulted in Trump making a global gaffe
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Mon February 20, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Was Triple H behind Kevin Owens' attack on Chris Jericho? How will Bayley celebrate winning her first Women's Title? What happens when Braun Strowman and Big Show collide? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Thu February 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire in Disneyland parking structure burns 8 cars, causes $180,000 in damage. Which was still less than the cost of the owners' theme park tickets, concessions and souvenirs
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
The intersection that broke Cam Newton's back in 2014 is finally getting a traffic light
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(SEScoops)
 
 
 
WWE wrestlers Heath Slater and the Ascension robbed in Oakland. This has nothing to do with how they have been booked
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican strategist Steve Schmidt says the "incompetence of the Trump administration is unprecedented." And before you question how he knows this, he once worked for the second most incompetent administration in history
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Left's latest talking point "what did the President know and when did he know it?" It's the same question the boot-licking propagandists in the media refused to pummel Obama with, when it came to Benghazi and Operation Fast and Furious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
UConn women's basketball's 100 consecutive wins not such a big deal because they're only girls
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Trump presidency has resulted in Stephen Colbert turning back to cutting political commentary--and his ratings are better for it
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why a scandal-laden White House let one of the more minor scandals leave
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The genius behind "Suicide Squad" confirmed by the Senate and now fifth in line for the presidency. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Knicks fans' long national nightmare is over... well not really since Dolan still owns the team, but Charles Oakley lifelong MSG ban is over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian spy ship loiters 70 miles off US East Coast while listening to our rock and roll. Verify range to target, Vasily. One ping only
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump condemns illegal leaks, unless they are hacked e-mails
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker holding hearings on rolling back discrimination protections decides he only wants to hear from white people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RT sends tweet congratulating Ambassador to Glorious Motherland a happy retirement
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, if Flynn has ties to Russia, then Trump does too
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
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Mon February 13, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Let's start this Monday off properly with an EPL match before the Champions League starts. It is Bournemouth and Man City at 3 pm EST on NBCSN
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Sun February 12, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
99-0. Fundamentally great
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trumcipal .Caught sayof unpresidented that has Rediculous chocker "See, underreported Denmakr" is He attak Inglish or not. Dana Milbank says yes. Washington Post looking for aBannon -OR- "hello, I am latest honer boner agin"
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Only in Canada can you get pulled over for trying to clear snow from roads with a Zamboni
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
People at CNN admit that CNN was basically the PR team for the Clinton campaign. Also water is wet they admit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper to Trump on "under reported" terror attacks, I was there, reporting from most of them, and here's the video of me at each location. Bro, Do you even CNN?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump:"Obama likes me"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(NESN)
 
 
 
Boston Globe declares Thomas Dewey Superbowl MVP
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt gets into a "tweet war" with a Trumper. Trumper gets fired from his realtor position
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Monday Night Massacre was no Sunday Night Massacre, which was an exquisite thing of beauty. But don't worry, Trump still has time to match that
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
What carries a 20 year jail sentence in Virginia? a) Robbery b) Assault or c) Setting a potted plant on fire?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Enforcement of the Civil Rights and Voting Rights act is now close to being in the hands of Jefferson Davis Beauregard Davis III
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the Monday Night Massacre is a terrifying turn of events
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Echo chamber of idiocy Tomi Lahren goes on rant about the importance of Trump's Muslim ban, winds up explaining why the refugees are fleeing their home countries in the first place
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Tue January 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Fallon must stop his Trump parody." That sentence is three words too long
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Bannon will have to be confirmed by the senate to sit on the NSC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewis Black laments all the drugs he's taken never prepared him for the "bullshiat and insanity of a Trump presidency"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And here comes McMahon's...WHAT'S THAT? BAH GAWD, KING. IT'S THE SENATE DEMOCRATS' MUSIC
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump gets rid of head lice. Seems like a good idea. Wait, Head of ICE. He fired the head of the ICE, as the Monday Night Massacre continues
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
ISIS hacker says Trump's Twitter is ripe for hacking and manipulating
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman charged with aggravated battery for pelting police officer with a 'deadly weapon' - her wet and used tampon. Officials are investigating a possible string of crimes
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Results of Yordano Ventura's toxicology report may determine whether the Royals have to pay out the $20 million remaining on his contract
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Domino's delivery driver trainer botches the 'Hail of Bullets Evasion' demonstration
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, 45 minutes is too long of a speech for the governor of Minnesota to take
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after injuring herself doing sword tricks and you better hope to God that is a euphemism after seeing her mugshot
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
WorldStar. WorldStar. WorldStar
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Since Trump doesn't believe in climate change, he's gone and frozen EPA funding
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has her own Secret Service detail because she says thanks to the liberal media, she's started receiving death threats. Or maybe she started receiving fashion advice; either way, we're paying for her protection
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After 30 years on the air, ESPN has cancelled 'The Sports Reporters', much to the dismay of the person who watches it
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Mon January 23, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar have a confrontation? Will there be more Bayley poetry? What will Alicia Fox do to Cedric Alexander? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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