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Headlines matching 'Mitt Romney'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Guardian) Spiffy Will Mitt Romney's faux New England patrician credentials be enough to hold off the Paulistians in the deep woods of Maine? Is anyone still paying attention to this circus? It's your Maine Caucus thread  (guardian.co.uk) (214)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Why Mitt Romney is failing to close the deal with GOP voters: "Romney's campaign is the Death Star. And nobody loves the Death Star"  (washingtonpost.com) (203)
(Huffington Post) Interesting If Mitt Romney gets elected, we will no doubt see plural marriages legalized and Mitt will marry Newt's ugly exwife  (huffingtonpost.com) (52)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Little Green Footballs) Asinine Ahhh, CPAC. The conservative Mardi Gras. The glitz, the glamor...the white nationalism   (littlegreenfootballs.com) (253)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Hill) Misc You know, the possibility of attack aside, I have trouble believing the Iranians are sitting there thinking to themselves, "You know, if we could just take out Cleveland"  (thehill.com) (111)
(Washington Post) Spiffy "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com) (323)
(CNN) Followup Five things we learned from Tuesday's Santorum sweep. 1. Republicans aren't taking this primary thing seriously. 2. Republicans who are taking this primary thing seriously don't use Google   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Amusing Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org) (81)
(Salon) Followup Assuming he got any sleep last night, Mitt Romney is waking up to realize that last night was his own personal hell. Here's what losing to Santorum might cost him  (salon.com) (166)
(Yahoo) Followup Paul says GOP result opens up door, hints at getting on floor, may lead to walking of dinosaur  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Washington Post) Stupid American public with Bush as president: WE OPPOSE TORTURE. STOP ENDLESS WARS. CLOSE GITMO. American public with Obama as president: Can we get some torture drones with our Gitmo?  (washingtonpost.com) (429)
(CNN) Obvious Santorum claims that the GOP race is in "No Man's Land"--you know, that thing from World War I that was the ultimate sign of despair, foreboding, and hopelessness  (cnn.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Asinine Mitt Romney's latest proposal has been denounced by TEA party leaders, The Club For Growth, and the US Chamber of Commerce and described as "class warfare". The proposal? Making sure the minimum wage keeps up with inflation  (news.yahoo.com) (286)
(Yahoo) Followup Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com) (82)
(Washington Post) Followup Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com) (154)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney blasts the ruling overturning Proposition 8. Not because of the social issues at stake, but because he wasted all that money getting it passed in the first place   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (311)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Bush would like to remind you he was not a gambler with tax payer monies, and you can take that to the bank  (beta.finance.yahoo.com) (102)
(The Hill) Dumbass "Our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult for me to do as I damn well please" Thank God  (thehill.com) (162)
(Salon) Ironic Mitt Romney is anti-Christ  (salon.com) (119)
(Yahoo) Interesting New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com) (52)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com) (30)
(Politico) Silly Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face  (politico.com) (7)
(Washington Times) Unlikely Santorum surge warnings posted in Colorado and Minnesota  (washingtontimes.com) (21)
(Mercury News) Dumbass Mitt Romney comes out from under his rock to prove just how out of touch he really is: in the battle of Komen vs. Planned Parenthood, he's still rooting for Komen  (mercurynews.com) (61)


Mon February 06, 2012
(411Mania) Interesting Latest ABCNews poll has President Obama leading Mitt Romney 51-45%, and by more than 2 to 1, voters say that the more they learn about Romney, the less they like him. This is bad news...for Obama  (411mania.com) (172)
(The Hill) Fail Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes  (thehill.com) (271)
(The New York Times) Obvious The 2016 election is already upon us  (nytimes.com) (103)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Romney campaign: The reason why only 33,000 people showed up to vote in Nevada is because everyone else is already satisfied with Romney and didn't need to vote to prove it  (thinkprogress.org) (139)
(Washington Post) Interesting Do not try and cut the line. That would be illegal. Instead...only try to realize the truth. What truth? There is no line  (washingtonpost.com) (93)
(ABC) Obvious Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race  (abcnews.go.com) (127)
(CBS News) Obvious Sixteen super PAC-men and their positions on the Forbes 400  (cbsnews.com) (53)
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Interesting In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com) (117)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Florida Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com) (68)
(Yahoo) Dumbass New debate coach turns around the Florida election and saves the Romney campaign. Romney being Romney, you can guess what happens next  (news.yahoo.com) (145)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President  (thehollywoodgossip.com) (147)
(ABC) Amusing Newt Gingrich's new insults for Mitt Romney are "Rich Guy" and "Little Food Stamp", which is almost charming, actually  (abcnews.go.com) (109)
(Gawker) Amusing Bill Maher un-baptizes Mitt Romney's atheist father-in-law  (gawker.com) (290)
(Buzzfeed) Dumbass Mitt Romney: We are the only people who put their hand over our hearts during the national anthem. In other news, Chinese, South Africans, Brazilians, Ghanaians, Cubans, Mexicans, and Peruvians aren't people  (buzzfeed.com) (159)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Added to the list of words you never want associated are "Gingrich" and "trampoline"  (thegrio.com) (89)
(The Morning Call) Scary And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum  (mcall.com) (134)
(The Daily Beast) Spiffy Study says Republicans have more orgasms, probably from farking 99% of the population  (thedailybeast.com) (124)
(Politico) Fail Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com) (108)
(Washington Post) Followup Mitt Romney says he "Mispoke" when he said that he "wasn't concerned about the very poor" and that what he meant to say was "I want to grind them up and use them for foodstuffs, no..wait..do over"  (washingtonpost.com) (138)
(Bloomberg) Amusing Some Carson City prostitutes are donating their tips to Ron Paul. Just the tips?  (bloomberg.com) (33)
(CBS News) Asinine Newt Gingrich: Now that I lost Florida, shouldn't we change the rules?  (cbsnews.com) (354)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Daily Kos) Obvious 83% of the near $18 million raised by Romney's SuperPAC was generated by just 58 donors  (dailykos.com) (153)
(Washington Post) Stupid Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com) (313)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair)  (wrcbtv.com) (55)
(Salon) Interesting Is it possible that Obama wanted the GOP to treat him like the Antichrist?  (salon.com) (120)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy More good news for Mitt Romney as Sharron Angle is set to endorse Rick Santorum   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (11)
(LA Times) Fail For sale. One US Presidency. Asking $1 billion. Serious rich buyers only, please  (latimes.com) (153)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney may have won in Florida...but he also lost a few things. Florida truly giveth and taketh away  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (28)
(Daily Mail) Fail Problem: Newt Gingrich needs to woo women voters. Solution: RELEASE THE CALLISTAKEN  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(Townhall) Obvious This year, Obama will run not so much on what he really did in 2009 and 2010, but more on what he wanted to do, but was stopped from doing, in 2011 and 2012  (townhall.com) (55)
(CBS News) Fail Romney gets glitter-bombed, calls it victory confetti. Edward Cullen stares blankly, possibly approving  (cbsnews.com) (67)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Red State) Obvious Conservatives are completely dumbfounded at Romney's "poor" quote: "The only thing that could have made that Romney quote worse is if he ended it by laughing manically and lighting a cigar with a $100 bill"  (redstate.com) (196)
(Some Guy) Obvious The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org) (104)
(Politico) Amusing Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney  (politico.com) (49)
(The Nation) Hero Palin Targets Republican Politburo  (thenation.com) (125)
(The New York Times) Obvious Republican "job creators" show a great willingness to create jobs in the "Defeat Obama" industry  (nytimes.com) (69)
(Boston.com) Obvious Michelle Bachmann has campaign debt. Mitt Romney has lots of money. Romney wants Bachmann's endorsement. What happens next?  (boston.com) (41)
(Yahoo) Interesting Women abandon Newt for a younger and prettier candidate  (news.yahoo.com) (37)
(CNN) Obvious Question: What keeps Newt Gingrich going? Answer: Pure, unfettered ego  (cnn.com) (38)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney follows up his decisive Florida primary win with another shot to the foot: I'm not concerned about the very poor...that's what the Democratic party is for  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (291)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Despite rout in Florida, Gingrich vows to troll Romney all the way to the convention  (ajc.com) (123)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Newt refuses to call Romney to congratulate him on his decisive Florida win  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (65)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)
(NewsMax) Obvious Economist who created the Laffer curve says Gingrich's tax plan is better than Romney's, in much the same way being hit by a Kenworth is preferable to being hit by a Peterbilt  (newsmax.com) (178)
(Bloomberg) PSA Economies of midwest states, particularly Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania, have improved faster than the rest of the U.S. since 2009. Not that this fact has any particular relevance in this particular year  (bloomberg.com) (171)
(Washington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney sings 'America the Beautiful'. Either that or there's a coyote stuck under my car tire  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(Townhall) Hero I'm voting for Newt today, just as a protest vote against the sleazy and Nixonian liberal RINO Willard Mittons  (townhall.com) (164)
(Fox News) Obvious English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com) (109)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Romney plays the "son of a poor Mexican polygamist" card, hoping to woo Latino voters without waking the slumbering dragon of Orly Taitz  (bostonglobe.com) (110)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread  (tampabay.com) (143)
(Politico) Amusing No joke: Stephen Colbert's super PAC raises serious cash during late 2011  (politico.com) (69)
(Some Guy) Obvious How rich is Mitt Romney? Take all the wealth from every president from Nixon to Obama. Then double it  (starhq.com) (265)
(CNN) Amusing Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (115)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com) (129)
(Some Number Cruncher) Interesting After Tuesday, it will be mathematically impossible for someone else to enter the GOP race and win the 1144 delegates needed for the nomination   (frontloading.blogspot.com) (112)
(Washingtonian) Obvious White House sources: Obama will be forced out of the Oval Office in 2013  (washingtonian.com) (171)
(The Atlantic) Obvious Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com) (140)
(American Thinker) Obvious There are six primary methods of eliminating potential challengers with the tacit cooperation of the mainstream media, and they have been in full display this primary season  (americanthinker.com) (167)
(Yahoo) Sad And they say Republicans can't do comedy  (news.yahoo.com) (116)
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(Yahoo) Amusing Gingrich denounces the "pro-abortion, pro-gun-control, pro-tax-increase liberal" running for president and he wasn't talking about Obama  (news.yahoo.com) (184)
(Washington Post) Obvious This just in: Republicans don't like Obama. As in, "hate him with the fire of a thousand suns" dislike. In other news, Bill Gates is rich, Elton John is gay, and the Pacific Ocean is like, wow, really big  (washingtonpost.com) (235)
(Boston.com) Obvious Romney credits change in tactics for Florida surge. And by "tactics" he means "all negative, all the time, flood the airwaves, take no prisoners, outspend everyone by a margin of 7 to 1"  (boston.com) (71)
(Yahoo) Obvious Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist"  (news.yahoo.com) (32)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, financier of Newt Gingrich's campaign, under investigation for corruption  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans hate Romney  (tampabay.com) (167)
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com) (41)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Here's a crazy idea: How about we don't make politics that go against the interest of 99% of US citizens?   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (132)
(Gawker) Strange Mitt Romney converted his atheist father-in-law to Mormonism after his death. Take that, Atheists  (gawker.com) (195)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Mitt Romney actually got hit on Romneycare, and would like to remind you that "it's nothing to get angry about". Because opposing anger appeals to Republicans   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (17)
(Yahoo) Asinine Hey YEAH, how come rich jerks pay less taxes on their earnings than the guy working at McDonald's? Seems kind of... anti-American  (finance.yahoo.com) (64)
(Yahoo) Obvious Meanwhile, in Florida, Romney's lying about Obama's foreign policy record, Santorum is lying about the record of Romneycare in MA, and Newt Gingrich is lying about the record of .. Newt Gingrich  (news.yahoo.com) (58)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Romney's candidacy is shining a spotlight on the otherwise secretive private equity industry, and the cockroaches are starting to scramble  (businessweek.com) (67)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message, until I get questioned about it during a debate, then I don't know what you're talking about  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (83)
(BBC) Fail PSA: If you stamp your cocaine shipments with the symbol of the UN in an attempt to get them past customs without inspection, there's a good chance they may get delivered to UN headquarters  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Thu January 26, 2012
(MSNBC) Asinine Oh, you meant THAT money: The Swiss bank accounts and offshore funds. There's just so much money I lose track  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (107)
(Bloomberg) Amusing Someone has something to say about the endless season of political debates, and that man is Rick Moranis  (bloomberg.com) (43)
(CNN) Florida Will Romney take it to Gingrich? Will Newt out-Reagan everyone? What's Santorum still doing up there? Something something RON PAUL? It's the final Florida GOP debate.(8pm on CNN)  (cnn.com) (lots)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Newt previews the finishing move he'll use against Romney in the next debate. ULTRA COMBO  (dailykos.com) (240)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Bob Dole: Newt will ruin the GOP in 2012, just like he did in 1996  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (124)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ann Coulter knows what side of the bread his butter is on  (anncoulter.com) (94)
(Contact Music) Silly Brad Pitt quit marijuana in fear of becoming a 'doughnut' (and eating himself)  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Miami New Times) Obvious Actual headline: 'Mitt Romney's Anal Tendencies'  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Stupid Jon Stewart makes $15 million a year. This means Romney is automatically President and nobody has to listen to the liberal media lecture us on income inequality ever again  (news.yahoo.com) (564)
(TBO) Florida Breaking down Florida's GOP support by region. Jacksonville: Romney. Miami: Gingrich. Naples: Santorum. Tampa Bay: RON PAUL  (www2.tbo.com) (18)
(USA Today) Stupid Must one forgive Newt to vote for him? Or if one cannot forgive him, can one not vote for him? If you forgive him, but don't want to vote for him, have you yourself sinned? Can you take back your forgiveness? I'm confused  (usatoday.com) (52)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)
(The Daily Beast) Followup This just in: Nice Hair is back in the lead over Angry Womanizer in Florida. As usual, Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me still in it for the free publicity  (thedailybeast.com) (53)
(UPI) Amusing Romney wants Castro to self-deport himself right off the planet. Wait, when did Cuba get a space program? Why are we just hearing about this now? IT'S A CONSPIRACY  (upi.com) (30)
(NPR) Stupid Substantive policy driven interview with Ron Paul. Well, the first half anyway, the rest is about the probable, not very likely, but not ruled out, 3rd party candidacy, that may or may not be under consideration that is off the table  (npr.org) (24)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting This handy little run-down of top marginal and capital gains tax rates under presidents from FDR to the present might help explain why we used to have money to build roads and fight wars and stuff, and now we don't  (news.yahoo.com) (301)
(Fox News) Interesting From the maker of "Corporations are people" meet "Well, the banks aren't bad people. They're just overwhelmed right now." Bank of America twirls it's Snidely Whiplash mustache as he nods in agreement  (foxnews.com) (60)
(Boston.com) Interesting Florida retirees confused by how to fix Social Security, along with the Google, rock music, and their VCRs  (boston.com) (72)
(Red State) Sad Difference between the 2008 and 2012 primaries? In 2008, Democrats fight over two highly electable candidates. In 2012, Republicans fight over two highly flawed candidates and neither side thinks the other can win  (redstate.com) (71)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Three new questions raised by Mitt Romney's tax returns. Most notable question? "How many wives do you have?"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (63)
(Salon) Interesting The ugly truth about "school choice" and who's behind it  (salon.com) (314)
(Reuters) Unlikely Analysis: For Obama 2012, "it's all about the 99 percent". Well, at least until he gets 51 percent, then it's back to the 1 percent  (reuters.com) (20)
(The New York Times) Silly Newt Gingrich would like you to know that Reagan is the Reaganiest Reagan of Reagan. Furthermore, a Reagan Reaganed is a Reagan Reagan. Reagan   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (113)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Newsday) Cool Will Biden do something stupid? Will Boehner cry? Will Obama say anything relevant? It's your Official State Of The Union Address Thread  (newsday.com) (2231)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Mitt's unfavorability is soaring to Gingrichian levels  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (111)
(New York Daily News) Dumbass "'Sometimes if your candidate loses ... you kind of get your panties in a wad and you may say things that you regret later,' Palin said Monday - without any hint of irony - on the Fox Business Network"  (nydailynews.com) (46)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney closed his wife's Swiss bank account, presumably because he didn't want Americans to discover he is, in fact, a Bond villain   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(MSNBC) Sick In two years, Mitt Romney made more money than the median salary will generate in 900 years - on a tax rate of just 13%  (msnbc.msn.com) (701)
(BBC) Amusing Jay Leno just pissed off an entire religion whose adherents all carry daggers  (bbc.co.uk) (76)


Mon January 23, 2012
(CBS News) Florida Oh look, it's a day that ends in 'Y'. That must mean there's a GOP debate tonight. (9pm on NBC)  (cbsnews.com) (lots)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing The media doesn't know the difference between venture capitalism and private equity, and their confusion is benefiting Mitt Romney  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (45)
(Chicago Tribune) News In a stroke of genius, Illinois Senator Mark Kirk seeks to push Gabrielle Giffords off of the front page  (chicagotribune.com) (112)
(CSMonitor) Spiffy Obama will participate in Google+ 'Hangout' after State of the Union, spurning Fark once again  (csmonitor.com) (49)
(Mediaite) Amusing Governor Chris Christie says Newt Gingrich "has been an embarrassment for the Republican Party." Oh, the Romney campaign's going full scorched earth now, baby  (mediaite.com) (75)
(Boston Herald) Obvious The GOP needs George Bush back  (bostonherald.com) (69)
(Washington Post) Obvious "Please save us from our own party"  (washingtonpost.com) (251)
(Some Guy) Cool Why? (pic #3)  (desli.de) (91)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Romney decides it's time for no more mister nice guy and has his butler take his gloves off for him  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)
(Mediaite) Dumbass Andrea Mitchell Claims Mitt Romney's Family Entered US Illegally  (mediaite.com) (141)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Boston.com) Obvious Mitt Romney develops uncanny hindsight, decides to release his tax returns on Tuesday  (boston.com) (135)
(The Daily Beast) Amusing Newt's epic crushing of Mitt Romney, the Republican establishment's anointed candidate, has thrown the normally well-oiled GOP into a full-blown, pant-shiatting panic  (thedailybeast.com) (272)
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Jobs for All: Alabama's unemployment rate continues to drop after state-wide enforcement of a new immigration law  (dailycaller.com) (257)
(Politico) Followup 10. Start putting your money on Obama in November and keep betting until the house runs out of paper  (politico.com) (87)
(Buzzfeed) Hero Mitt Romney does his own laundry (w/pic)  (buzzfeed.com) (136)


Sat January 21, 2012
(CNN) News Newt wins South Carolina. Guess the Mayans were right  (cnn.com) (743)
(Some Wacky Guy) Amusing The Evangelical community hired someone with vast experience building Geocities websites to develop their attack on Mitt Romney and his wacky religion. This is going to be a fun 10 months  (beyondmormonism.com) (84)
(Daily Kos) Interesting I've got to admit it's getting better/it's a little better all the time/it can't get no worse  (dailykos.com) (71)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Slate) Followup This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity  (slatest.slate.com) (138)
(Daily Kos) Obvious Mitt Romney last night: How dare you say I'm pro-choice, I have an endorsement from a pro-life group. Mitt Romney ten years ago: How dare you say I have an endorsement from a pro-life group, I'm pro-choice  (dailykos.com) (158)
(The Hill) Obvious Just so you know, the Democrats have accepted more campaign money from Bain Capital than the Republicans have  (thehill.com) (171)
(American Thinker) Sad Until the media stops obsessing over the infidelities of the GOP candidates and starts doing its job, Barack Obama's chances of a second term continue to scare the living daylights out of those who understand its implications  (americanthinker.com) (200)
(NPR) Followup Iowa Republicans: OK, you know, maybe Santorum didn't win after all. Fark it, stop asking us, there's still another 47 states to go WE DON'T NEED THIS PRESSURE. Oh, dibs on being first in the nation next time, too  (npr.org) (51)
(USA Today) Interesting If you're angry about how little Mitt Romney pays in taxes, what that probably means is that you don't have the deep, thorough understanding of "tax rate" vs. "tax bracket" that USA Today can give you  (usatoday.com) (162)
(ABC) Ironic 1998:Newt Gingrich uses media in an attempt to oust Bill Clinton (D) from office for his affair with Monica Lewinsky. 2012: Newt Gingrich criticizes media for reporting on his love life. Especially that affair he had back in 1998  (abcnews.go.com) (208)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy In a sure sign that 2012 is truly the end-of-times, Rick Santorum gets behind ACLU effort to make it easier for blacks to vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Thu January 19, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Another day. Another GOP Presidential Debate. (8pm on CNN)  (cnn.com) (930)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Santorum actually won by 69. Ew  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (32)
(The Raw Story) Obvious Obama/Colbert 2012. Book it, done  (rawstory.com) (35)
(The New York Times) Obvious The media continues to portray the disinterested waffling of "Swing Voters" as a principled key constituency  (nytimes.com) (28)
(BusinessWeek) Interesting Mitt Romney would be outraged that his high taxes were paying for the cushy government pensions of three other Republican presidential candidates (if he paid high taxes, that is). The only one to opt out? RON PAUL  (businessweek.com) (55)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ABC) Interesting ABC News discovers millions of Romney's dollars in Cayman Islands accounts tied to a P.O. box there  (abcnews.go.com) (395)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Newt Gingrich adds yet another important woman to his life  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (69)
(Yahoo) Obvious Mitt Romney is a kind and generous soul who has been giving millions of dollars per year to one particular charity. And that "charity" is a certain church known for its magic underwear, golden tablets, and talking rocks  (news.yahoo.com) (164)
(MSNBC) Obvious Gingrich: "I invested poorly, gave little to charity, and hired a crappy accountant last year"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (56)
(NPR) Scary All good internets are self-haxored, so Ima havto see NPR says sheeple angree about "WHAR CONGRESS DO WITH MY INTERNETS???"  (npr.org) (38)
(LA Times) Misc Sarah Palin: "If I were in South Carolina, I'd vote for Newt Gingrich." The last time someone from the great white North told SC how to think, they left took the rest of the south with them  (latimes.com) (56)
(Media Matters) Asinine FOX Business Channel: Captain abandoned cruise ship because of "union mentality"  (mediamatters.org) (94)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Here's John McCain's 200 page opposition research file on Mitt Romney  (buzzfeed.com) (50)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Time) Interesting Old and tired: WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBAMA, WHAR? New hotness: WHAR TAX RETURNS ROMNEY, WHAR?  (time.com) (246)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Will Romney take the lead? Will Santorum blast....Ah fark it. We've run out of questions for these headlines. South Carolina GOP debate. 9pm on Fox News. You know the drill  (washingtonpost.com) (907)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Now that it's becoming obvious that the guy with the great teeth and fantastic hair is going to win the nomination, all those "concerns" over his religion are disappearing faster than a bowl of potato salad at a Baptist picnic  (wrcbtv.com) (258)
(Washington Post) Followup Rick Perry continues search for activist judge  (washingtonpost.com) (83)
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Andrew Sullivan clears away the bullshiat and concludes that the Left is wrong, the Right is wrong, Obama is right, and he will be reelected  (thedailybeast.com) (322)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Washington Post) NewsFlash Jon Huntsman drops out of GOP race, disappointing his supporter  (washingtonpost.com) (451)
(Buzzfeed) Scary If corporations are people, doesn't that make Mitt Romney a serial killer?  (buzzfeed.com) (98)


Sat January 14, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Followup Lost in all the discussion about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul is the fact that Vermin Supreme got 831 votes in the New Hampshire primary. "I am a tyrant that you can trust"  (nzherald.co.nz) (90)
(Spinner) Hero Cyndi Lauper discovers one of her songs is used in an ad discrediting Mitt Romney, pulls it. Not because she's a supporter; she said "Romney can discredit himself without the use of my work"  (spinner.com) (60)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Interesting You can't win, Republicans. If you strike RON PAUL down, Libertarianism shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine  (buzzfeed.com) (210)
(Hot Air) Obvious Rasmussen poll shows that Romney is Santoruming all over Gingrich  (hotair.com) (49)
(Yahoo) Obvious Rick Santorum says he should be the Republican nominee because Mitt Romney isn't crazy enough to mobilize Republican voters. No, really, that's what he said  (news.yahoo.com) (47)
(NPR) Asinine So, we're not taxing churches because...why now?  (npr.org) (216)
(CBS News) Interesting Ron Paul says he and his supporters are "nibbling at the heels" of Mitt Romney, making Romney the first candidate in US history to be in danger of being nibbled to death by dicks  (cbsnews.com) (58)
(Wonkette) Obvious Log Cabin Republicans very happy with Romney/Paul/Huntsman three-way, relieved that Santorum is dropping behind  (wonkette.com) (26)
(Mediaite) Amusing Rom-ney (v). 1. to defecate in terror  (mediaite.com) (232)
(Politico) Dumbass Newt Gingrich ad attacks Mitt Romney for being able to speak French. What else isn't Romney telling us? The guy can probably read and add, too  (politico.com) (154)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Politico) Dumbass Old and busted: Constitutional "money as speech" will make Republicans unbeatable. New Hotness: Political donations from dueling billionaires will keep Obama right where he is  (politico.com) (63)
(MSNBC) Stupid Mitt Romney picks up a key endorsement from John Bolton. Wait, this is supposed to be good news for Romney?  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (43)
(The New York Times) Interesting Mitt Romney: The only reason anyone would talk about inequality is the "politics of envy". Reality: Everybody but the 1% have been getting hosed for decades  (krugman.blogs.nytimes.com) (167)
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Protip: When planning a car-jacking, be sure to pick a car with a full gas tank  (wrcbtv.com) (11)
(CNN) Stupid No  (cnn.com) (377)
(CNN) Amusing Gingrich going full Derpcon 1 in South Carolina   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (101)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Sick Santorum won't be on all Ohio ballots. So if you live in Ohio, wear gloves to the polls just in case  (cincinnati.com) (85)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Stephen Colbert says Mitt Romney's opponents are piling on him like Newt on a younger, healthier wife  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Interesting Romney's "I used to worry about getting fired too" line reveals that in his own mind, he believes he's a self-made man. Which is a problem because "delusional" is a bad thing for a president to be  (news.yahoo.com) (187)
(Some Silver Haired Guy) Obvious Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair  (mcsweeneys.net) (42)
(Arizona Star) Amusing How low is the bar set for Rick Perry? He just impressed locals in South Carolina by recognizing okra. Reporters eagerly standing by to see if he orders a "pop" or "soda"  (azstarnet.com) (133)
(Uproxx) Sad You know it must be a bad crop of GOP presidential candidates if Stephen Colbert is polling at 5% in South Carolina when he's not even running  (uproxx.com) (57)
(UPI) Unlikely Romney, forgetting where he is, urges South Carolina voters to follow the lead of those damn Yankee folks up north  (upi.com) (46)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum have now officially alienated everyone on the internet  (thinkprogress.org) (182)
(The Daily Caller) Amusing Mitt Romney attempts to connect with voters as only Mitt Romney can: "This is the college football night"  (dailycaller.com) (65)
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)
(Gothamist) Interesting 67% of South Carolina voters believe "only people are people," so why should it be that you and I get along so awfully?  (gothamist.com) (80)
(Gallup) Obvious Majority of conservatives don't not absolutely hate Mitt Romney, more than likely anyway. At least when push comes to shove, he's okay. Not a flesh eating virus or anything  (gallup.com) (74)
(National Journal) Sad That forced laughter you hear? That's the Romney-Bot schadenfreude subroutine being executed in response to Jon Huntsman failing to qualify for the Arizona ballot  (decoded.nationaljournal.com) (26)
(The New Yorker) Interesting Five people conservatives should blame if Mitt Romney wins  (newyorker.com) (50)
(ChristianWire) Obvious At least someone is happy about the GOP field: Satan  (christiannewswire.com) (60)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Michelle Malkin) Amusing Far left socialist declares that the Republicans are screwed because all their candidates are idiots. Oh wait, it's Michelle Malkin  (michellemalkin.com) (161)
(Daily Kos) Sick Mitt Romney's brand of "job creation" directly resulted in the folding of at least five companies and the loss of thousands of jobs. But that's okay, because Romney's venture capital made hundreds of millions on the deals  (dailykos.com) (160)
(The Raw Story) Unlikely Mitt Romney, the multimillionaire son of a multimillionaire : "I know what it's like to worry whether you're going to get fired"  (rawstory.com) (311)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Mitt Romney never wanted to run for President, which is why he has been doing it for the last seven years  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (70)
(The New York Times) Obvious Huntsman has momentum, but lacks time, crazy   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (147)
(SLTrib) Obvious Ap's fact check of the latest GOP debate finds that there MAY have been a few actual, verifiable facts uttered by the candidates, though they are still checking on whether somebody's real name could really be "Newt Gingrich"  (sltrib.com) (38)
(Washington Post) Dumbass "Never get involved in politics if you have a mortgage. Now watch this drive"  (washingtonpost.com) (83)
(Politico) Interesting Apparently Fartbongo's death panels and kenyanized medicine have New Hampshire wingnuts all petered out as their battle cry heading into 2012 is a collective "meh"  (politico.com) (91)
(Yahoo) Amusing In order to take the White House back from the dangerous, liberal, radical socialist who has nearly destroyed America, it looks like the GOP has settled on running the guy with nearly identical policies and ideas  (news.yahoo.com) (239)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Romney claims the U.S. is "inches away from no longer being a free economy." Politifact throws gasoline on Romney's pants, flicks a match in his direction  (politifact.com) (279)
(Huffington Post) Followup How is Mitt Romney like Clark Griswold? Well, let's just say we might be witnessing the beginning of Wallygate  (huffingtonpost.com) (145)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Hard to say really. I think these are either pictures of John McCain endorsing Mitt Romney or Mr. Potter plotting to murder George Bailey  (media.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(New York Magazine) Silly Meet the newest GOP fringe group, ABR, which stands for Anyone But Romney  (nymag.com) (40)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Washington Post) PSA Tonight, the remaining GOP candidates square off in preparation for the New Hampshire primary. Will Santorum blast Romney? Will it be worth watching since Bachmann is gone? The derp begins at 9pm ET on ABC  (washingtonpost.com) (1164)
(Reuters) Followup In case if you have missed it, yesterday was the day that President Obama's lawyers went before the Supreme Court to explain how forcing Americans to give money to corporations is somehow constitutional  (reuters.com) (212)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Sen. John McCain: "I am confident with the leadership and backing of the American people, President Obama will turn this country around"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (150)
(New York Magazine) Silly Psychic spider-monkey will predict the winner of the New Hampshire primary. It's more scientific than a caucus, at least  (nymag.com) (30)
(NYPost) Obvious The case for harmonious lock-step authoritarian group-think  (nypost.com) (28)
(Mother Jones) Interesting Will New Hampshire's much-hyped bloc of independent voters give Jon Huntsman and Ron Paul a win? Probably not, because they don't exist  (motherjones.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: photograph emerges of Mitt Romney in Vietnam demonstration. Do not pass news, proceed directly to Fark: in support of the Vietnam War  (dailymail.co.uk) (156)
(Boston Globe) Amusing Boston Globe passes over Mitt Romney and endorses Jon Huntsman. Awkward  (bostonglobe.com) (83)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Iowa caucus voter counter says Mitt Romney accidentally received 20 extra votes from his district. If that's true, there's going to be a lot of Santorum on GOP leaders' faces come tomorrow   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (99)
(Boston.com) Followup Crazy Eyes now has to decide between re-election or bleaching her hair and working for Fox  (boston.com) (87)
(WorldNetDaily) Unlikely Mitt Romney is a secret Democrat  (wnd.com) (112)
(The Hill) Dumbass After getting into a frothy mess over his "Not wanting to make Black people's lives easier" line, Santorum connects the dots and concludes people must be angry because he said "black" and not "African American"  (thehill.com) (300)
(Some Guy) Dumbass The five young, gay Iowa Republican caucus-goers interviewed in this article have bright futures as pretzel bakers, contortionists  (washingtonblade.com) (79)
(The New York Times) Interesting Let me posit a hypothetical of why Perry is still campaigning : Rick Perry has discovered he's the evil son of Jor-El, destined to fight his half brother Obama for control of the universe. Otherwise, it's over dude   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Interesting Fresh off his last-place finish in Iowa, Jon Huntsman reminds everyone he's still in the race, still thinks he's relevant. Which, given past history, means he'll be the new GOP frontrunner by Sunday  (portsmouth-nh.patch.com) (44)
(Fox News) Dumbass Gingrich: "I represent a genuine insurgency." Apparently didn't get the memo explaining how the U.S. deals with insurgents  (foxnews.com) (43)
(MSNBC) Interesting Jon Huntsman is a nihilist! Fark me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of Romney's flip flopping, Dude, at least it's an ethos  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Strange Jack Abramoff is speaking out against corruption in Washington and wants to work with the Occupy Wall Street movement. Read that sentence again, slowly. Enjoy your aneurysm  (news.yahoo.com) (60)
(USA Today) Sad After getting behind the latest front-runner and only finding santorum, the Tea Party is left unsatisfied and still searching for a unifying candidate  (usatoday.com) (36)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Twitter reactions of 25 people who just googled "Santorum" for the first time  (buzzfeed.com) (142)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Salon) PSA Rick Santorum is against non-reproductive sex. Yes, even if you're married  (salon.com) (491)
(Mother Jones) Unlikely Newt Gingrich bows out of the GOP race with his trademark class and poise  (motherjones.com) (182)
(New York Daily News) Sad Mitt Romney is so anti-gay rights that he will kill PBS to prevent Bert and Ernie from getting married. This link is brought to you by the number 2012 and the letter R  (nydailynews.com) (89)
(The Raw Story) Asinine Fox News blames "left-wing blog Politico" for weak GOP field, forgets to blame Texas Bumpkin, Pizza Man, Crazy-Eyes, King Newt, Flip-Flopper, RON PAUL, or Creepy Catholic  (rawstory.com) (127)
(Fox News) Scary Fox News explores whether every musician except Kid Rock is part of a secret conspiracy to keep all the really good campaign songs away from the GOP  (foxnews.com) (251)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious McCain to endorse Romney. In related news, hotel rooms are going fast for Obama's second inauguration ceremony next January  (buzzfeed.com) (85)
(Fox News) News Santorum surprises caucus in a tight one  (foxnews.com) (309)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Mitt Romney: "Obama will make us a welfare state, he will poison the spirit of America, and he will keep us from being a Nation Under God. He's also the great divider and I'm an optimist"  (washingtonpost.com) (133)
(Some Guy) Interesting GOP brain trust likes the idea of a Thune, Rubio, Rice for Mitt Romney's Vice President pick, or one Christie  (usnews.com) (32)
(ACLU) Spiffy ACLU's Liberty Watch 2012 issues its Civil Liberties Report Card on the candidates: Highest Score (and lowest probability of actually being elected): Gary Johnson  (aclulibertywatch.org) (39)
(Buzzfeed) Unlikely Just so you can say you've now seen it, here is Ron Paul's secret plan to actually win  (buzzfeed.com) (143)


Mon January 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail Some Iowa Democrats caucusing for RON PAUL because Obama is too weak-kneed and conservative  (articles.latimes.com) (404)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Newt Gingrich says Obama shouldn't take 2012 salary because he won't be in the office much and he doesn't have a pocket constitution to govern with  (washingtonpost.com) (119)
(Washington Times) Unlikely /usr/bin/curl http://www.johnkerry.com/ › ~mromney/html/index.html   (washingtontimes.com) (69)
(CNN) Followup "Perry zeroes in on Santorum." With unfortunate photo selection   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (22)
(The New Yorker) Interesting Top GOP electoral outcomes the press is secretly hoping for: 1) RON PAUL because RON PAUL, 2) Huntsman because hot daughters and wife, 3) a late entry because no, not Santorum, he's at 5)  (newyorker.com) (34)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Handsome President and all-around swell guy Mitt Romney calls Barack Obama "a footnote in history" (link updated)   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (144)
(Some Guy) Scary About That Santorum Surge. Let's cover it with some restraint and self-awareness  (cjr.org) (50)
(CBS News) Obvious Jon Huntsman says Ron Paul is "unelectable". In similar news, Paris Hilton says Kim Kardashian can't act  (cbsnews.com) (237)
(Slate) Stupid Mitt Romney, on Pres. Obama: "He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America." Because fark Hawaiians  (slatest.slate.com) (229)


Fri December 30, 2011
(The Week) Fail The worst political gaffes of 2011. The hard part was narrowing the list to ten  (theweek.com) (89)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney's son is a birther, says Obama should release his birth certificate. Which he did. Over a year ago. Meanwhile, no one has seen Romney's tax returns  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (106)
(Washington Examiner) Obvious Romney's flip-flopping goes back nearly a decade, where he ran as a pro-choice candidate in Massachusetts because polling told him pro-lifers were out   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (54)
(The New York Times) Interesting "It's the economy, stupid." Iowa voters: "The what?"  (nytimes.com) (86)
(Politico) Asinine Meet two campaign finance loopholes the size of Iowa  (politico.com) (32)
(Economist) Obvious Point: The Republican Party is a dysfunctional mess. Counterpoint: Ooh, look at me, I read The Economist  (economist.com) (103)
(The New York Times) Sad The Republican candidates want limited government, right? Not so much  (nytimes.com) (63)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Asinine Today in "I'm fairly certain this is illegal" news: The Virginia GOP will make Republican primary voters sign a loyalty pledge to back the nominee, regardless of who wins, or they won't be allowed to vote  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (243)
(CSMonitor) Unlikely Santorum surging. Hopes to continue strong push from behind, squirt through in Iowa, explode onto the scene in early primaries, and run all over his Republican competition  (csmonitor.com) (65)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass "We're not going to kill Big Bird, Big Bird's going to have advertisements" - Mitt Romney, business genius  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (126)
(Politico) Amusing The top ten political blunders of 2011, including Rick Perry choosing to debate, Mitch Daniels sitting the election out and whatever the hell Tim Pawlenty is  (politico.com) (46)
(Salon) Amusing As if you haven't played it through in your head a million times already, here is what you should have said to your Limbaugh talking point-spouting, right-wing relatives instead of "Shut up, you stupids"  (salon.com) (235)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid RI to VA: I'll see your exclusion of Newt Gingrich and raise you an exclusion of every Republican candidate  (golocalprov.com) (98)
(CNN) Interesting Dirty pinko Commie socialist says competition can't fix health care, but it can get you a better pizza  (cnn.com) (149)
(ABC) Followup Back in 2006 Gingrich was for Mitt Romney's healthcare plan in MA and supported the individual mandate. What do you call a flip flop that flip flops off another candidate's flip flop?  (abcnews.go.com) (79)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Newt on his recent VA ballot failure: 'Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?'  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (101)


Fri December 23, 2011
(The New York Times) Hero Paul Krugman: "Mitt Romney believes only corporations and the wealthy should have any rights in America and wants to return America to feudalism"  (nytimes.com) (169)
(The New Republic) Obvious How social conservatives blew it in Iowa... not that there's anything wrong with that  (tnr.com) (38)
(The Daily Caller) Weird Stop me if you've heard this chestnut before: Female governor could be VP candidate for GOP  (dailycaller.com) (77)


Thu December 22, 2011
(CBS News) Silly Showing his masterful grasp of American political history, Newt Gingrich challenges Mitt Romney to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate. Tiebreakers to include ba'ar wrasslin', rail spilttin' and axe throwin'  (cbsnews.com) (95)
(Some Guy) Silly Who said democracy was dead? Meet Vermin Supreme, presidential candidate  (gloucestertimes.com) (26)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Politico) Sad Profiles in courage: presidential candidates who decry, but do nothing to stop the outside organizations that spend millions of dollars to attack their opponents  (politico.com) (18)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Noted election prophet Nate Silver has some VERY INTERESTING predictions for the Iowa Caucus  (elections.nytimes.com) (516)
(wmal.com) Amusing Newt Gingrich can't seem to get enough signatures to have his name on the Virginia ballot while Mitt Romney shows off video from his smartphone of alllllll his signatures. Bonus: filmed in Mitt Romney's kitchen  (wmal.com) (67)
(NewsBusters) Obvious By mocking Tim Tebow and giving Mormonism a pass, it's obvious that the Soros-funded Saturday Night SNL Live wants a 2012 race between the atheist antichrist Muslim currently in the White house and the follower of an alien moon god  (newsbusters.org) (181)


Sun December 18, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Romney attacks Obama over US troop withdrawal from Iraq, forgets which President brokered the withdrawal in the first place. Next up: Attacking Obama for TARP bailout  (bbc.co.uk) (133)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Politico) Obvious Without Sarah Palin, the Tea Party is floundering  (politico.com) (139)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup At last night's debate, Mitt Romney's biggest challenge was proving he wasn't flip-flopping. He was successful at first, then he managed to prove his critics right, then wrong again, and then right again  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell  (foxnews.com) (830)
(Nom Nom Nom) Amusing National Organization for Marriage endorses Newt Gingrich. That's the Joke  (nomblog.com) (85)
(Fox News) Scary Gingrich plans for the federal court so extreme that even Bush era AGs consider it dangerous  (foxnews.com) (68)
(Politico) Amusing The eight most memorable attacks the GOP candidates have made against one another since May  (politico.com) (19)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing "Coulter keeps on plugging Romney". Enjoy that mental image   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (35)
(Talking Points Memo) Cool If the Republicans run an incredibly long primary, it will be good news...for Team Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)
(Fox News) Obvious "In the dozen swing states where voters will decide the 2012 presidential election, a new Gallup/USA Today poll shows President Obama losing to the current Republican frontrunners by significant margins"  (foxnews.com) (236)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Interesting Don't look now, but Obama is beating both Romney and Gingrich in South Carolina. Does this mean he's headed for a landslide victory next November?  (thedailybeast.com) (193)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney decides to shmooze with a Vietnam veteran on a campaign stop; a gay Vietnam vet dining with his husband. Fabulous hilarity ensues  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(Some Guy) Amusing Fox News 'Stunned' By Its Own Poll That Says President Obama Will Win  (addictinginfo.org) (280)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Mitt Romney UNLEASHES THE KRAKEN  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (228)
(CNN) Dumbass Rick Perry fulfills daily embarrassment quota by referring to Solyndra as a country and being heckled by a gay veteran   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (178)


Sun December 11, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Facts have a liberal bias  (usatoday.com) (160)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy The real winner over MItt Romney's $10,000 bet with Rick Perry? The Democratic party  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (211)
(The Raw Story) Sick Watch as this conservative GOP audience cheers for child labor, as Upton Sinclair spins in his grave  (rawstory.com) (300)


Sat December 10, 2011
(NPR) Followup Former governor and ambassador John Huntsman was removed from tonight's debate as he is no longer considered a "viable candidate" while professional crazy person Ron Paul and The Human Google Bomb Rick Santorum are still invited  (npr.org) (107)
(Des Moines Register) PSA Tonight at 8PM, the remaining GOP candidates square off for a debate in Des Moines, Iowa in an attempt to be the last seated when the music stops. Here's a handy rundown of the hopefuls, from RON PAUL to the corndog lady  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (882)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious To no one's surprise at all, Herman Cain considering becoming a FoxNews analyst  (cbsnews.com) (115)
(Des Moines Register) Followup New poll says Iowans are jazzed over Newt Gingrich, be-bopped over Ron Paul, waltzed over Mitt Romney, and yakkity saxed over Michelle Bachmann   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (121)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting How Mitt Romney did exactly what Democrats wanted him to do by attacking Newt  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (55)
(LA Times) Hero President Obama: "Ask Bin Laden if I engage in appeasement"  (latimes.com) (386)
(Fox News) Interesting Fox News columnists discuss why Mitt Romney is like Jan Brady. And no, it's not because you used to touch yourself while thinking about him and Marcia  (foxnews.com) (31)


Wed December 07, 2011
(USA Today) Amusing Mitt Romney: "I'll name my cabinet before I'm elected". US Federal Law: "If you do, you'll be fined or imprisoned"  (content.usatoday.com) (119)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Newt Gingrich takes credit for Mitt Romney getting rich after rigging the economy for the wealthy under Reagan   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (39)
(MSNBC) Obvious If you had any doubts, Huntsman is running for the GOP nomination after all  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (95)
(NJ.com) Obvious Chris Christie heads to Iowa to put some weight behind Mitt Romney's campaign  (nj.com) (37)
(Washington Post) Interesting Has Obama ever tried to explain how taking more money from the wealthy will benefit the poor? Has the media ever asked him that question?  (washingtonpost.com) (255)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Politico) Hero Ron Paul's new ad goes negative on GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is reportedly "seriously considering" going milquetoast  (politico.com) (105)
(The New York Times) Obvious Political polling sage Nate Silver thinks that Herman Cain's loss of popularity might have something to do with all of those scandals   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (45)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Washington Post) Amusing Dan Quayle endorses Mitt Romneye  (washingtonpost.com) (69)
(Slate) Interesting Nancy Pelosi is downright giddy that Newt is surging in the polls. Why? Well, she served on the ethics committee that investigated a younger, more attractive Newt back in the day and has "a thousand pages" of dirt on him  (slatest.slate.com) (264)
(Yahoo) Hero After Herman Cain suspends his presidential campaign, his former opponents attempt to court his base by basically saying, "If you were crazy enough to vote for him you are crazy enough to vote for me"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Mother Palin needs to scoop up Mitt Romney, ruffle his perfectly coiffed hair, hold him to her bosom, and explain to the Tea Party faithful that it's OK to vote for a Northeast Liberal elitist that believes in some scary moon God  (nydailynews.com) (124)
(NYPost) Strange Noted political scientist Alec Baldwin says he likes the cut of Mitt Romney's jib  (nypost.com) (70)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) NewsFlash Herman Cain suspends campaign to spend more time with your wife  (chicagotribune.com) (672)
(Salon) Interesting Why Republicans hate Mitt Romney. (Hint: it's not the hair)  (salon.com) (63)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Mediaite) Obvious Bill O'Reilly says that Mitt Romney is not as conservative as Newt Gingrich. You can't explain that  (mediaite.com) (107)
(The Daily Show) Hero The Daily Show reports on the Secret Fed Loans given to banks but were NOT disclosed to Congress, totaling 7.7 trillion dolla... OMG PROFESSOR BUTTERSCOTCH  (thedailyshow.com) (203)
(Mediaite) Stupid Mitt Romney on new jobless numbers: "Obama will have a hard time putting perfume on this pig." In related news, Sarah Palin considers filing copyright infringement suit against Mitt Romney  (mediaite.com) (172)
(USA Today) Obvious Mitt Romney calls Newt Gingrich a 'life-long politician'. In other news, Romney continues to be a lifelong presidential candidate  (content.usatoday.com) (13)
(Gawker) Amusing Jon Stewart reveals that Mitt Romney also has a mistress: Mitt Romney  (gawker.com) (17)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida At least until the next scandal breaks it's looking more and more like The Gingrich Who Stole Mittmas  (miamiherald.com) (45)
(Gawker) Amusing Mitt Romney was a real people person back in 1994. No word on he changed his stance on that too  (gawker.com) (11)
(CNN) Silly The Huntsman daughters bring sexy back. Don't click this link, it will only disappoint. Just savor the imagination   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (28)
(Washington Post) Amusing If elected, Jon Huntsman would be the first U.S. president with an Emmy  (washingtonpost.com) (14)
(Politico) Followup Romney camp preparing to launch an attack against Newt Gingrich. Fortunately, there's no way they can miss  (politico.com) (11)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Were Mitt Romney to shake a Magic 8-Ball, it would say "Outlook not good"  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (127)
(Some New Guy) Obvious Obama needs to rebrand himself. But not like the "New Coke," more like Kim Kardashian  (usnews.com) (42)
(Yahoo) Amusing FL Congressman attacks reporter for being "an advocate" after the reporter couldn't help laughing in his face when the Congressman made a pants-on-head-stupid comment about foreign policy  (news.yahoo.com) (201)


Tue November 29, 2011
(The Atlantic) Followup If Herman Cain drops out, you have to ask yourself, "Who benefits?" And make sure you ask that question in Rorschach's voice  (theatlantic.com) (79)
(CNN) Obvious Gingrich meets privately with South Carolina pastors. Guess how many of these traditional-values leaders asked Newt about his tendency to treat the Seventh Commandment as strictly optional   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (78)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Yesterday's Democratic ads against Mitt Romney may have given us a preview of the 2012 elections   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)


Mon November 28, 2011
(NPR) Amusing Five things you may not know about Mitt Romney. In two words: secret liberal  (npr.org) (65)
(The New Republic) Silly MItt Romney's idea of a four-letter curse word: "H-E-double hockey sticks." Well, okely-dokely then, neighbor  (tnr.com) (111)
(Fox News) Sad Jon Huntsman says that his New Hampshire chances may be... oh, what's the point of finishing this headline? *turns off the lights, leaves*  (foxnews.com) (65)
(The Hill) Followup Newt also picks up the not-quite-as-coveted Bill Clinton endorsement  (thehill.com) (67)
(BusinessWeek) Asinine Mitt Romney was for amnesty for illegals after Reagan was for amnesty for illegals but he's against amnesty for illegals after Newt is for amnesty for illegals. Got all that? Good  (businessweek.com) (79)


Sun November 27, 2011
(WQAD) Fail Fifteen people showed up to a Michele Bachmann event in Iowa  (wqad.com) (167)
(Fox News) Interesting Newt picks up key NH newspaper endorsement. Too early for subby to point out that Obama and Gingrich can be rearranged to spell "Magic Brain Hog?"  (foxnews.com) (122)
(Think Progress) Obvious Mitt Romney: "I'm not trying to put money in people's pockets." At least he's honest  (thinkprogress.org) (84)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Hot Air) Interesting Mitt Romney: "The only Republican who is currently showing a tie or occasionally a victory relative to the president is me." Jon Huntsman: "I'm standing right here, Mitt"  (hotair.com) (64)
(The New York Times) Scary Finally, the secret is uncovered at last: Mitt Romney's hairstylist says that despite never losing its shape, he uses "no product" on Romney's hair. "It's natural"  (nytimes.com) (82)


Wed November 23, 2011
(New York Daily News) Weird 105 lb. competitive eater gobbles down almost entire turkey in 10 minutes. Never stops to pass the gravy  (nydailynews.com) (56)
(MSNBC) Obvious Gingrich argues for a pragmatic solution to the problem of illegal immigration. Probably because those hedges aren't going to trim themselves   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (187)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Gawker) Sad There will be no Mrs. President Crazy-eyes  (gawker.com) (130)
(Quad City Times) Followup Iowa's ultra-conservative, ultra-Christian group Family Leader says it will nominate either Perry, Santorum, Gingrich, or Bachmann  (qctimes.com) (412)
(UPI) Obvious Romney hits Obama in new campaign ad...which completely misquotes Obama. Wait...a dishonest politician? Shut the front door  (upi.com) (76)
(CSMonitor) Unlikely "The GOP candidates have appeared on more stages than the road show of 'Cats.' But haven't the debates been great political theater so far? [Tonight's] event shouldn't disappoint"  (csmonitor.com) (221)
(Fox News) Ironic Obama urges Congress not to let tax cuts expire  (foxnews.com) (62)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting GOP presidential candidates who have name-dropped Ronald Reagan more often are higher up in the polls. And the one candidate who's never mentioned him? Well, his popularity has declined  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Mitt Romney was a complete tool and buzzkill as a teenager, too  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)
(CNN) Strange Newt Gingrich is now ahead of Mitt Romney in the GOP presidential nomination race, according to new poll  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (220)
(Political Wire) Followup Mitt Romney admits deleting records so they wouldn't be used against him later. When asked why he'd delete records if he did nothing wrong, Mitt offered everybody jello and Sprite  (politicalwire.com) (46)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Politico) Followup The, um, "highlights" of last night's GOP debate  (politico.com) (140)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) PSA Mitt Romney to take time off to watch the other Republican candidates trip over themselves. This is your Des Moines GOP debate thread (5PM EDT)  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (179)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Republicans will allow tax increases in exchange for cutting medicare, social security, popular deductions, corporate taxes, and top tax rate. No word on who gets taxes raised  (finance.yahoo.com) (196)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup According to the newest polling data, Newt can expect a very, very short stay at the top  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Boston.com) Asinine Mitt Romney's staff erased state issued hard drives when he left Massachusetts. Somehow, this is Obama's fault  (boston.com) (36)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Slate) Obvious NPR's Michele Norris voluntarily stepped down after her husband took a job with the Obama campaign. What does George Will do after his wife goes to work for Rick Perry? Repeatedly bash Romney in his columns  (slate.com) (119)
(Townhall) Interesting Before we go to the polls in 2012, let's find out if the GOP is becoming again the same old War Party that bankrupted the nation  (townhall.com) (213)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup The latest threat to Mitt Romney? Newt Gingrich. At least, this week. Next week it'll be Bill Paxton or something  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (162)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Salon) Amusing "Oft-bankrupt former fake presidential candidate and television clown Donald Trump announced on Fox and Friends this morning that he is very close to announcing his presidential endorsement." HONK  (salon.com) (93)
(Some Guy) Followup Rick Perry totally redeemed himself in the last debate with his sharp answer on Iran, his views on enhanced interrogation, and, um, I can't remember the other reason. Oops  (redstate.com) (38)
(Smh.com.au) Obvious Coincidentally, the Iranian arms chief spontaneously detonates. Coincidentally  (smh.com.au) (72)


Sat November 12, 2011
(The New Republic) Weird Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute... did Mitt Romney just meta-flip-flop? *BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM*  (tnr.com) (128)
(Townhall) Obvious Will Herman Cain accept a VP slot if Mitt Romney wins the Republican nomination? Nein nein nein  (townhall.com) (129)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The Raw Story) Dumbass On Veteran's Day, non-veteran multimillionaire Mitt Romney suggests vets might like a voucher system for their benefits  (rawstory.com) (160)
(Miami Herald) Florida Survey finds Florida GOP voters would rather fix the economy by eliminating tax loopholes or foreign wars than cutting Social Security or Medicare. Florida tag seen recoiling in amazement  (miamiherald.com) (151)
(USA Today) Amusing Asked about campaigning, the President replied "I don't think it requires us to go negative [...] We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim. We won't even comment on them, we'll just run those in a loop"  (content.usatoday.com) (600)
(Funny Or Die) Cool The Presidential candidates explained in the most helpful way possible - as D&D characters  (funnyordie.com) (143)
(CBS News) Interesting Cain tops three-way with Romney and Gingrich. Not sure who would watch that porno, but okay  (cbsnews.com) (92)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Obama's poll numbers continue to plunge, crash, plummet, nosedive and surge upward  (businessinsider.com) (278)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Cain says he doesn't even remember the latest woman to accuse him of sexual harrasment; and that givn how many there were, it's kinda ridiculous to expect him to remember each and every one  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad Clint Eastwood has finally gone senile  (popwatch.ew.com) (138)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico) Fail Mitt Romney's financial plan for Detroit: "Let it go bankrupt"  (politico.com) (96)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Among their top presidential candidates, one is as electrifying as oatmeal, another is mired in a scandal, and the third is having to deny he was drunk/high during a major speech. Maybe it IS for the GOP time to panic  (news.yahoo.com) (149)
(The Hill) Weird Bachmann calls GOP rivals "frugal socialists". When asked to clarify which ones: "That's part of the puzzle that you figure out when I give a speech"  (thehill.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Silly A helpful guide to determine if you should hate Mormons or not  (westword.com) (165)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Herman Cain states that he refuses to answer any more sexual harassment questions. Well that should do it  (huffingtonpost.com) (234)
(Yahoo) Amusing A look at the current GOP field's homes and real estate, with a hidden delight slipped into the last paragraph  (realestate.yahoo.com) (119)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Reuters) Interesting VP Biden finally unleashes his secret weapon against terrified Republicans: Trying to be nice  (reuters.com) (83)


Wed November 02, 2011
(The New Republic) Fail Can you feel it? It's almost here. We're all about to get swept up in it. Here it is, at any moment...it's the Newtmentum  (tnr.com) (66)


Tue November 01, 2011
(MSNBC) Ironic 'It's outrageous the way liberals treat a black conservative' - Ann Coulter. Oh that is rich Ann... RICH  (msnbc.msn.com) (161)
(Crooks & Liars) Interesting Mitt Romney closely linked to Social Security-like scheme  (crooksandliars.com) (61)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Was Rick Perry trippin' balls at a recent stump speech? Watch the video for yourself, and decide  (news.yahoo.com) (160)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Just before peeling out of the WaPo parking lot in his IROC-Z while blasting his Maiden/Priest mix tape, George Will says Mitt Romney is an elitist what thinks he's better than you who wants to take away your smokes and truck nutz  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (78)
(LA Times) Interesting A wild card in the November 2012 election? Coming from the Internet? Maybe, because there's a well-funded "virtual third party," that plans to put a centrist presidential candidate on the ballot in all 50 states  (latimes.com) (94)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Times) Amusing GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  (washingtontimes.com) (347)
(Politico) Ironic Obama's newest ally? Rick Perry  (politico.com) (14)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad In 2006, multimillionaire Barack Obama failed to pay $8,558.46 in state income taxes, forcing the state of Illinois to file a tax lien that he fought until 2008. This would be an outrage, if it were actually Obama, and not Herman Cain  (news.yahoo.com) (125)
(Gawker) Stupid News: Rick Perry blames the debates for his drop in poll numbers. Fark: Not his performance in them, but the concept of debates in general (w/ video)  (gawker.com) (100)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Conservatives figuring out that Mitt Romney's only policy position is in opposition to taking policy positions on tough issues  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (146)
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Gingrich: "At some point I think it's going to come down to Romney and me"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (161)
(Slate) Unlikely Robert Bork relevant again after rehabilitating his image, shaving off ridiculous neckbeard  (slate.com) (63)


Mon October 24, 2011
(NewsBusters) Interesting Herman Cain's ignorance is not cute, according to so-called conservative Joe Scarborough  (newsbusters.org) (108)
(The New York Times) Obvious Point/Counterpoint: "The flat tax is a tax cut for fat cats" says 1996 Mitt Romney. "I disagree, I love the flat tax" said 2011 Mitt Romney in response  (nytimes.com) (137)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Rick Perry thinks Obama's birth certificate isn't real but Donald Trump's hair is  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(The Day) Dumbass Newt Gingrich shows off his understanding of the structure of American government by saying that as President, he'd order one of his advisor to ignore Supreme Court rulings  (theday.com) (193)


Sat October 22, 2011
(CBS News) Asinine In Perry Bizarro world, pulling troops out of a combat zone puts them in danger  (cbsnews.com) (133)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Romney: "Withdrawal from Iraq is a naked political calculation, and trust me, I have experience with naked political calculations"   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (167)
(MSNBC) Amusing In which Rachel Maddow explains lady parts to Mitt Romney  (maddowblog.msnbc.msn.com) (147)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Democrats debut "The Romney Rule" attack ad. And, get this, it isn't cute or clever; it isn't arcane or wonkish. It actually gets to the point and lands a blow  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (149)
(AZCentral) Obvious Newt Gingrich: "The bickering last night was very harmful." He should have discussed that with Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson. Anderson  (azcentral.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Interesting Mitt Romney: Sekrit Messican  (610wiod.com) (48)
(Smh.com.au) Interesting Meet the bankroller financing Occupy Wall Street, a millionaire Republican Wall Street oil trader  (smh.com.au) (51)
(The New York Times) Interesting GOP presidential candidate: the six largest financial institutions are bigger than they were before the crisis. There is no evidence that they add sufficient value to offset the systemic risk they pose  (economix.blogs.nytimes.com) (47)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney's attack ad against Rick Perry has been pulled from YouTube, networks. Rick Perry's own tin-foil brigade is crying conspiracy   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)


Wed October 19, 2011
(US NEWS) Obvious News: Obama makes a statement without the use of his teleprompter. Yes, this really is news. Fark: The news report states that his comment was one sentence long  (usnews.com) (132)
(The New York Times) Followup Nate Silver: Last night's GOP wharrfest was a seven-way draw, meaning Jon Huntsman wins if only for having the good sense to blow it off   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (33)
(Huffington Post) Misc Well, it's over. Wayne Newton has endorsed a GOP candidate  (huffingtonpost.com) (90)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Two angry rich white dudes fight over the hired help, a.k.a., the GOP debate  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (100)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The Onion) Satire Man in coma enters the GOP race, already polling ahead of Romney  (theonion.com) (35)
(Politico) Hero Bachmann on Iraq: "We should be getting paid back for these countries that we liberated"  (politico.com) (168)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Latest thing for Sarah Palin to quit? The Republican Party  (dailymail.co.uk) (163)
(MSNBC) Fail David Gregory of "Meet the Press" doesn't know the difference between federal taxes and state taxes, winds up being schooled by Herman Cain  (msnbc.msn.com) (358)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup Last night's episode of Saturday Night Live proved three things: Drake is funny; Anna Faris is not; and Jay Pharoah is chronically underused  (popwatch.ew.com) (53)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Fail American wasn't really that great  (foreignpolicy.com) (152)

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