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80 headlines found matching 'Mitt'
Thu September 29, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump pretty much admitted to not paying Federal taxes. Makes him "smart." Fine. Now we know you don't pay taxes, so why not make it public? Subby's theory: What's on his taxes is more sinister than not paying taxes
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
So what will be your digital legacy after you die? Submitter is looking at his
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Next debate to feature most popular user submitted questions. Looking at the comments of this article, expect "Do you always wear pants to hide your EpiPen marks" to feature
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Start of Canadian hockey season being delayed by intermittent arena fog
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Fri September 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS has a navy. At least when subby submitted this they did
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump committed perjury. Or he looked into the faces of the Republican faithful and knowingly lied. There is no third option"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
A review of British beard and hair trends, region by region. "Belfast boys are channelling the likes of Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd, with 36% admitting to having untameable chest hair"
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It turns out that men with, ahem less sexual prowess than submitter, perform better when a spotlight is shining on them...literally
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Sun September 18, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Because its far more important to arrest the journalist documenting dogbite assaults on protestors rather the personnel actually committing assault on the protesters
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide after admitting on Facebook that he had killed his son and shot his ex-wife and was on his way to kill his in-laws. Police investigating anyone who liked that post
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mittens wants Johnson onstage
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Mariners held a Bark at the Park night, so naturally there was a dog with a green mohawk. Just another canine committed to the rock and roll lifestyle
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
For the first time since World War II--which has been 75 years and 20 elections--The Dallas Morning News endorses a Democrat, admitting: "There is only one serious candidate on the presidential ballot in November. We recommend Hillary Clinton"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Thomas Covenant returns from The Land. (Stephen R. Donaldson already submitted this link, but the words were too long and he ran out of characters)
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Batman vs. Superman cake-kicker arraigned in previous ice cream parlor assault. Unknown if she'll be sent into The Phantom Zone or committed to Arkham Asylum
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Krawitz, a New Jersey Republican running for a Township Committee spot, goes on Facebook and tells a Daily Beast reporter he "hopes she gets raped by a Syrian refugee"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers find no evidence of people committing voter impersonation fraud, which just means voter impersonation fraud is endemic
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Tue August 30, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The MI6 agent who was found in a sealed bag after he committed "suicide" had hacked into secret data on Bill Clinton
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rep Trey Gowdy call for the FBI to do a second investigation of Hillary Clinton's email server, because that worked out SO well when his Benghazi committee did it
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
"Freemasons have admitted that their future may be under threat because of the rise of atheism"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Legendary journalists: Trump supporters are morally tainted. Fox News: no, you. Submitter: Mmmm, moral taint
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US Olympic Committee planned to open ritzy retail store in Rio during Olympics to sell Team USA gear, and nothing went wrong. Just kidding: "Like many businesses, they've been affected with what's known locally as the cost of Brazil"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Daughter accuses father of rape; lawyers show daughter committed 50 Shades of Perjury. Tag is for lawyers who actually had to read 50 Shades to get client acquitted
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Rugrats co-creator Paul Germain has revealed the mystery surrounding Chuckie's mum, admitting that at first they just decided not to have an extra character. But the decision was also made not to reveal why he didn't have a mum
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
The science of how we smell different when we watch movies, emitting different odors during different kinds of scenes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Attention all the old grandmas on the NFL Competition Committee: THIS is why you keep kickoffs in the game
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls on Mitt Romney to be "drafted by the GOP" just in case Donald Trump implodes. Pretty sure we've already seen the implosion, Glenn
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Viewer controlled beach cam - Destin, Florida. Submitter used to shuck oysters there, and then take a post-shift dip in the ocean, as a refresher
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...that awkward moment when even Trump's advisers start admitting that his plans aren't workable
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This awesome series of mugshots shows you what the criminals of the 1930s would look like if they were committing crimes today
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The International Olympic Committee bans the press from releasing animated GIFs of events
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Even NPR thinks Suicide Squad is stupid. Is it time to do an intervention for DC fans yet? The first step is admitting you have a problem, guys
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Thu August 04, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
JCPenney brings appliances back. Submitter didn't realize they ever went away
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Wed August 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Biographer who was sued by Trump for libel in 2004-and got to see his tax returns during discovery for that lawsuit- says the reason Trump won't release his taxes is that they would show his net worth to be only in the Mitt Romney range
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Debate committee to Trump: Kiss our debate-setting arses; no changes
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Sat July 30, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I had to think twice about submitting this, wondering if we've reached the point where "Anti-gay, family values Republican found to have video of himself in a sex act on his official computer" is not even Fark-worthy any more
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Fri July 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres firesale continues as now over half the team salary is committed to players traded this just this summer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
now has mosquitoes transmitting Zika, too
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: I submitted to your mom
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Sun July 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
International Olympic Committee decides to not ban Russia from the Olympic Games in Rio. Individual athletes will have to be screened
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US Olympic Committee: Those who use the #Rio2016 and #TeamUSA will be sued
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Mike Pence gets endorsed by Colorado's anti-gay demon hunter Gordon Klingenschmitt
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Tue July 19, 2016
(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police believe that two women found dead in a Rhawnhurst motel room Sunday, with their heads covered with plastic bags and their hands tied behind their backs, committed suicide together
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the GOP leaders who are avoiding the Trumpvention in Cleveland, basically admitting they will be anywhere next week but Cleveland
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't even secure Tim Tebow's speaking committment
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
When the first gay Republican on the GOP platform committee answers why she joined the party with "What the Internet told me was...". you really start to lose any sympathy you may have had for her
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Wed July 13, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns committed to paying Manziel his full value
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In 2012 Mitt Romney made a big show of giving prime time speaking slots to Rice, Martinez and Haley. Four years later, Trump is in such a deep hole he can't even match Romney's ability to have women stand up for him at the convention"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
To understand just how bad Trump's fundraising numbers are, consider this example: Members of the Republican Jewish Committee, including Sheldon Adelson and the RNC finance chair gave Romney $15.2 mil, so far they've given Trump $5,400
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Best Korea declares war again... says U.S. has committed "an act reminiscent of a new-born puppy knowing no fear of a tiger"
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
In the "who didn't see this coming" category, a Marine officer being kicked out for transmitting classified data over his personal email is now using the "Hillary Clinton" defense
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Romney: "Miss me yet?" Voters: "Mavis, Mitt's back. Get the hose"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Regenerative tooth fillings could put an end to root canals, stories about which may be submitted to your right
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Remember all those unaccompanied minors America has been letting across the border? Well they're committing horrific crimes.. Thanks, Obama
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A legislative committee has recommended decriminalizing prostitution in Wales and England. This is a reform we can all get behind, or on top of, or even underneath
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought the Benghazi committee was done? LOL
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN angrily demands to know why the hell Republicans went full-bore on the Benghazi investigation, and the committee member they interview sputters and can't give an answer other than "Hail Hydra"
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(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
7 reasons you don't need a tablet anymore (submitted from my tablet)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
G'night, sweet Prince, Vigoda and Bowie. In 2016 how does Last Post keep going? Ali's KO'd, Summitt did fall, yet LP 900 is here for all. From Boobies to memes to gifs never ending, there are no winners, No Exit, forget a referendum. LGT #800 RIP 899
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Tue June 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
GOP committee presents 2016 Republican National Convention stage...which will apparently will be a convention for ants
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The final whistle blows for legendary Tennessee womens' basketball coach Pat Summitt
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists insert radio transmitters in rattlesnakes to battle wildfires, complete with "awwww hell no" pics
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro running contest for best suggestions to improve rider experience. Not running over people and adding pole dancers already submitted
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Sun June 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Summitt may be coaching the great women's basketball team in the sky soon
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
News: That Brexit petition to Parliament was actually submitted a month before the vote. Fark: By a Leave supporter who thought it would help get a second referendum if Remain narrowly won
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pete Rose admitted to Hall of Fame Lite
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN man charged with murder in the death of his ex-girlfriend-who committed suicide
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
A provision allowing VA doctors to prescribe medical marijuana for vets passed both houses of Congress ... but was stripped out at the last minute by the joint conference committee
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Wed June 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheating Russian track team, who were caught cheating, will not be banned from Rio Olympics for cheating. Cheating Russian Olympic Committee confirms cheating Russia will not boycott Olympics as a result of being caught cheating
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Mon June 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We fully intend to renew our challenge to Connecticut's blatantly unconstitutional ban as soon as there are five Justices sitting on the Supreme Court committed to the proper understanding of the Second Amendment"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
60% of you are Fark submitters
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is El Mittenso, the Luchador
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
The more you're on the internet the dumber you are... unless you're on Fark submitting headlines, then you're a freakin' genius
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Why are so many bankers committing suicide, and what do they know that we don't? (Link contains an autoplay video with graphic images.)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney blames Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Lindsay Graham, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, and Rick Perry for not stopping Trump
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Surely the trap like mind of Sherlock Holmes will be able to resolve the mystery of who committed this act of arson. Oh wait, never mind
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to install a 15' long swing set in your yard, against town ordinance, by submitting for a variance by calling it a wisteria arbor, don't go crying when things don't go the way you planned
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