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80 headlines found matching 'Mitt'
Sat November 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
NFL admits that referees made a bad call that contributed to Seahawks loss to Kansas City. The head referee in that game? You guessed it, the same one who admitted to mistakes in Super Bowl XL
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
On December 9 Jonathan Gruber will tell members of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee how stupid they are
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Wed November 19, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney was told that if he walked sexy and grew a beard he could have been elected president
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The new college football rankings keep undefeated FSU at number 3 after Bama leaps everyone to take the top spot under the 'SEC must be ranked first' rule. In other news, the committee didn't even rank the nation's other undefeated team
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
First a climate-change denier will chair the senate environment committee, now the post office will be overseen by a man who wants it to go bankrupt. Elections have consequences, folks
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Meet Mittens: The kitten-monkey hybrid we wish existed (pic)
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mennonite Committee revokes the credentials of a retired pastor that officiated at his son's wedding back in June. Committee says they would have acted sooner, but word travels a lot slower by carrier pigeon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Off the record, should law enforcement be permitted to pose as reporters to obtain information from journalists' confidential sources?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A former Army Lt. Gen. compares the War on Terrorism to Alcoholics Anonymous: Step 1 is admitting you have a problem
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Sun November 09, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Your computer is probably still transmitting secrets to hackers even after you unplugged it from the network
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Thu November 06, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
As Elizabeth Warren moves her office to the Senate broom closet and jockeys for a position on the federal lunch tray oversight subcommittee, her supporters say she was the real winner Tuesday
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(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Senator Inhofe (R) calling climate change "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people" and comparing the Environmental Protection Agency to the GeStaPo? Guess who will be the next chair of the Senate's Environment Committee
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Mon November 03, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google's chief executive Larry Page has admitted that the company has outgrown its "don't be evil" and "make the world a better place" mission statement, but that what comes next is unknown
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dems in New England, if you think you've gotten rid of Mitt Romney you're sadly mistaken, for he has been cloned. You'll probably see a whole new crop of Romneybots come Tuesday
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Fri October 31, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
French town surrenders, bans anyone over the age of 12 from dressing up as a clown for Halloween to avoid crimes committed by "evil clowns"
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(Futuramen)
 
 
 
The season is upon us again: this is your annual Fark Scary Story Thread. Link goes to links for previous years' scary story threads. You submitted this with an Ebola and/or political headline
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Thu October 30, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
The 13 most influential toys of all time, and boy, does submitter ever wish he still had his Super Soaker, his Nerf Bow and Arrow and the GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip™ and Action Eye™
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Tue October 28, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraskans cry out "Run, Mitt, Run" but unfortunately not while carrying pitchforks and torches
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Mon October 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Vaccines have gone airborne, python has virgin birth after getting tired of compiling, and Mitt Romney gets upgraded AI: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/19 - 10/25
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Sat October 25, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney in high demand this election season. Users cite his upgraded AI and easy programmability for any occasion as reasons for wanting him
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Fri October 24, 2014
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about the real crime committed by your loudmouth cellmate?
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Thu October 23, 2014
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans catch Latino voter not committing voter fraud
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Tue October 21, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Out of the 18 one loss teams left in college football, about 15 of them have a chance to make the college football playoffs. The good news is that all of those teams will face off with each other. Otherwise, good luck selection committee
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Mon October 20, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Star Wars festival for the blind and deaf uses touch, smell and texture to explain the film, though organizers admitted the "Chewbacca scratch and sniff" could use a little fine tuning
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Brown says we should have elected Mitt Romney so he could just fire Ebola
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Sat October 18, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Twenty five photos of people from Chicago eating pizza (submitted by a New Yorker, obviously)
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Fri October 17, 2014
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Hey, we found some people that won't "b-b-b-b-Bush" everything: The senate intelligence committee releasing a report on CIA torture
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong admitted to doping as early as 2011 AND BEAT CANCER SO LEAVE HIM ALONE
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Tue October 14, 2014
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize for Economics goes to Frenchman who helped governments crack down on corporations being assholes. Nobel committee to rest of the world: DO YOU GET IT?
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Mon October 13, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gee whiz, that Mitt Romney is quite the yuckster *rolls eyes*
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's pledge of 6% unemployment and 11 million new jobs by the end of his first term in office has been accomplished
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Tue October 07, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A new tape surfaces of Stephen Collins, best known for playing the pastor/father on 7th Heaven, admitting to child molestation
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of all Britons can't spell common words, making them eligible to be Fark submitters
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitt has a smart 2016 plan? And it may not include the Republican Party?
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Post-Star)
 
 
 
After a teen submitted a senior yearbook photo with his pet cockatoo on his shoulder officials said he violated school policy and the image might lead to gang violence
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Charlotte Hornets have submitted an application to join the NFL
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza a political prisoner, even though convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza isn't going to prison for the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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Wed September 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget the NSA, FBI, Homeland Security... It's the CRTC you should be worried about, yes, the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Committee
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Tue September 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Humane Society accuses Kohl's of committing a faux pas because they are selling jackets labelled as being trimmed with faux fur, only the fur ain't so faux
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology. Remedial knowledge of science, space and/or technology need not apply
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If all the Heaven's Gate cult members committed suicide in 1997, who's keeping their website running? [cue dramatic music sting, followed by haunting melody]
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Sun September 21, 2014
(RTCC)
 
 
 
World has 30 years to reverse global warming before climate highs "lock in" and become unstoppable. In related news, submitter plans to be dead in 30 years, if his lungs and liver hold out that long
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Fri September 19, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Only Joey "The Bird" Biden could praise Bob Packwood as the kind of GOP senator he missed in Washington, in a speech before Democratic National Committee's Women's Leadership Forum and emerge alive
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"And then there are the comments about my most recent piece from the very open-minded, tolerant, and not at all religiously fanatical readers of the website Fark.com, which are incredibly illustrative". Click to see which submitters were called out
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, Republican-supported political action committee airs ads bashing person who isn't running for election
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's actions after being convicted of a felony prove that convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is not contrite about the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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Fri September 12, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
List of people to replace Roger Goodell includes Oprah, Mitt Rmoney, and Jets fan 'Fireman Ed'
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Wed September 10, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through. In other news, Fark desperately in need of "Oh Snap" tag
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Tue September 09, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wrestling: It's still real to me AND the Olympic committee
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Sun September 07, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "No question I'd be a better president than Hillary." USA: "We didn't ask, Mitt"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney reveals he will not underwhelm the GOP base in 2016
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Fri September 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After ex-Navy chaplain, noted loon, and GOP CO statehouse candidate Gordon " Klingenschmitt said that an openly gay Rep was "going to join ISIS and start beheading Christians," even the local GOP was rushing to declare "not one of ours"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. airman denied reenlistment for omitting "so help me God" from his oath. Doing so apparently goes against an antiquated rule established way back in October of last year
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
An abortion provider speaks out about the stigma of her job, the constant fear of violent protestors, and what it was like "coming out" and admitting her profession
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Wed August 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "So you're telling me there's a chance?"
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Fri August 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan says he would love to see Mitt Romney run for President again. Democrats stand back, say "please proceed, Governor"
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
I would have submitted this with a better headline, but I was on a conference call
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Tue August 19, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey defends the fanny pack. The remainder of this headline is no longer permitted under the new FarQ
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(61)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"In any case, neither the employee nor the store owner called law enforcement-something that would surely happen if Brown committed a "strong-arm robbery."- Video that may show Michael Brown paid for the Cigarillos
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman enters mugshot hall of fame after swiping, crashing police car, looks like submitter feels on any given Monday morning
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Sun August 17, 2014
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the corona shifts closer to the black hole, the gravity exerts a stronger tug on the X-rays emitted by it, as other high-energy light emanates from both the corona and the surrounding accretion disk of superheated material. Yeah it does, baby
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder somehow manages to make Mitt Romney seem like a regular guy
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Being admitted to the detox ward at a hospital is not unusual, but when you're the on-duty surgeon there it tends to get noticed
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We're sorry that your son was bullied to the point of committing suicide. We're very appreciative that he wanted to be an organ donor, but we're worried that his organs are just too gay. Thanks, but no thanks
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Look, your honor, my client had immunity with the FBI for crimes he committed while being a rat. Surely, you can see that he should get an appeal? Prison is a tough thing for an 84-year-old mob boss who personally killed 11 people. Be reasonable
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox stunned to learn of Robin Williams' Parkinsons diagnosis. You submitted this with some variant of the word "shake" in the headline
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You submitted this with a butter headline
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Filmmaker documenting good things about Detroit has his car broken into and all of his film equipment stolen. Admittedly it would have been a short film anyway
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(42)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"No plans for Canada invasion," Pentagon leader says after admitting they have plans to invade Canada. Obvious tag goes either way on this one
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican National Committee formally condemns new AP US history exam for attempting to teach US History rather than US Hagiography
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's closest advisors are working hard to squelch any talk of him running in 2016, saying his OS and hardware are so antiquated that it would be cheaper to scrap him and start over than to install the necessary upgrades
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
And the first celebrity to call Robin Williams "selfish" for committing suicide is... Todd Bridges
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Thu August 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama is just like every other Fark submitter
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nixon committed political suicide. He thought he could get away with what other politicians had done, but forgot the rules are different for Republicans
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Wed August 06, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wikipedia and photographer battle over who owns the copyrights to a monkey selfie. I submitted this because I really like the words "monkey selfie"
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Tue August 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann finally slips her last sprocket and slides completely off the rails as she calls for confiscation of private land along the US border, and a tax rate of 100% on all money transfers or remittances to solve the immigration crisis
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Mon August 04, 2014
(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Man on the lam for 24 years gets caught after updating voter ID card with current address. "He thought he was safe after changing his address and that he would never get arrested for crimes he had committed so long ago"
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Sat August 02, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Apartment maintenance worker enters your home and digs through your stuff? Seems legit. No crime committed here, Mr. Citizen
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