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146 headlines found matching 'Mitt'
Tue June 27, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How bad is it in Trump land? Even diehard Trumpies now admitting getting a million people to DC to support Trump is off by a factor of about 100. BTW even that number is probably impossible judging from this last weekend
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what a "Baby Driver" or an "Ansel Elgort" is, but it was getting a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes when this headline was submitted
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
Do you think these home trends should make a comeback? Submitter used to have an apartment with a sunken conversation pit. That apartment was super tacky. LGT trends
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On the same day the House Oversight Cmte Chair says he's ending its investigation into Russian election interference, The Senate Judiciary Committee starts an investigation of former AG Lynch-based on allegations in a fake intel doc Russia created
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Wed June 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RICO follows The Don, the Oversight Committee wants to know why Kushner and Flynn weren't blocked and a WSJ reporter was canned for arms sales. It's time for Rachel to explain it all at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How bad was the Russian cyber war during the election? Where does the non-Russian world go from here? Today we bring you the House and Senate Intelligence Committees hearings on Russian cyber attacks during the election (9:30am and Jeh Johnson @10am)
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin says of tax reform, "The speaker, myself, the Senate leadership, we are all 100 percent committed to getting it done this year." In other words, there is absolutely NO CHANCE it's getting done this year
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel get replaced? Will Sessions announce he's facing off with the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will Donnie Two Scoops contradict his surrogates again via tweets? THIS is you Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain is so dissatisfied with his party for hiding their Trumpcare bill, he's submitted his "Yes" vote nine days early
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Comedian Jenny Slate talks about being fired after one season on SNL, after committing the ultimate sin in her very first sketch of her very first episode ... one that she even wrote
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Sat June 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
45 yeas ago today, there was a break-in of the Democratic National Committee office in the Watergate office building. So nice to know our national leaders would never oversee anything as stupid as that again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll reveals most Americans think Trump committed a felony. Although the results are equally split between collusion with Russians, his charity, his casinos, Trump University, the way he treats women
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "Am I personally under investigation?" Comey, three times: "No". Senate Judiciary Committee today: "Yes, yes you are, you orange buffoon"
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Trucker responsible for 9-car pileup on state highway takes elderly neighbor hostage, forces her to drive him to Detroit where he barricaded himself in home before committing suicide. The Aristocrats
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
Video
 
So what do we do after a geriatric Senator stonewalls a Select Intelligence Committee investigation? I can't recall, so let's have a Pony thread instead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
General Stonewall Sessions appeared before the Senate Intel Committee today. Let's watch Rachel's take on that tonight on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jeff deny he ever lived in a tree? Will Donnie Two Scoops live tweet? Will there be perjury? THIS is your Jeff Sessions Testifying in a Senate Intelligence Committee public hearing thread. (Update: 2:15pm start)
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It wasn't just Comey: Former US Attorney Preet Bahara, who served in the SD of New York, which had jurisdiction over crimes committed in NYC, says the day after refusing to take a call from Trump that he felt was "improper", he was fired
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ways Britain is a lot like the US: In the wake of the Manchester bombing UK police rounded up everyone the bomber said "hi" to recently and called them his "network". Ways they're way different: They've admitted their error and released them without charge
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Did I say "testify before the committee?" I meant "test drive the Buick Century." Sorry for the confusion
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee tries to remain relevant, demands the White House either confirm or deny the existence of the Comey Tapes. What a bunch of GLOMARs
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news for those with Tourette's syndrome. You submitted this with a more jangly headline
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of Comey's testimony, Paul Ryan is reduced to offering the most embarrassing, and terrifying, defense of Trump yet: Yes Trump at the very least breached protocol and may have committed a crime but it's okay because "He's new at this"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Coats, McCabe, Rogers and Rosenstein stonewall the Senate Intel Committee, so they release Comey's opening statement early. I'm so glad Rachel's back at 9PM on MSNBC
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
In what surely wasn't meant to be a precursor to tomorrow's Comey hearing, Coates, Rosenstein, Rogers, and McCabe all testify today before the Senate Intelligence Committee. THIS is your thread for it. Hope you bring enough popcorn. (10 am ET start)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: 'schools that take federal funds will comply with the law.' Senate subcommittee: 'so you'll protect the rights of LGBT youth and non-Christian students?' DeVos: [crickets]
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan has some delicious crow, apologizing to Ariana Grande, admitting "I misjudged you"
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Sun June 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has filed an extension for submitting his 2016 1040 form. Apparently completing it on time was just too taxing
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The latest potential murder committed by Millennials? Casual dining restaurants
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Fri June 02, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope
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Thu June 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is 43 today, and it's like submitting You Oughta Know instead of Ironic
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Republican Committee launches coordinated effort to put an end to one of the worst threats to the well being of middle America: Morning Joe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I left my ex because he went from being uncertain about having kids to being committed to a 100% child-free life. Two weeks ago, I learned I was pregnant with his child. We're now an ocean apart. Should I tell him it's his?"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You submitted a better headline from a little maze of twisty passages, all alike
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Schmitt's Creek
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christians who promote LGBTQ acceptance are committing heresy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker who believes in chemtrails and asserts that the earth is 6,000 years old tapped to head education committee, because of course
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn, we will see your fifth and raise you a pair. A pair of subpoenas on your businesses
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Patribotics)
 
 
 
*snorts line of salt* "Misha" Flynn is talking to the FBI, is responsible for the rise of Nazis in European elections, committed treason in Manchester, England, and interpreted Trump's "Stay Strong" text as a threat
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump has now committed the same offense that led Richard Nixon to resign from office. It was enough then to shock Republicans to drop their support, why not now?
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Early reviews of Wonder Woman movie say it's the best movie DC has yet made. Admittedly, that's a pretty low bar to cross over, but hey, positive reviews are still positive reviews amirite?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why are Trump supporters okay with him committing treason? 'Cuz stigginit to libtards over country, that's why
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The House Science Committee had to write Trump a letter begging him to stop falling for fake news and actually try out some real sources once in his administration
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VP Pence decides "now" would be a good time to register a political action committee. I wonder what would have spurred him to do that?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be left in the dust by the Senate, Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) invites former FBI Director James Comey to testify before the House Oversight Committee
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sessions is preparing to prosecute media outlets that publish classified information, insists that all stories should be submitted to the Trump Administration for approval for publication, or else
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Putin offers to give transcripts of President Trump committing treason to the United States Congress. Da, comrade
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Great Japanese Potato Chip Famine to last until fall. UN committee discussing potential Operation Dorito Drop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, Trump is now an expert on healthcare policy. While he admitted in Feb that it was "unbelievably complex" he now says "In a short period of time I understood everything there was to know about healthcare,"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General and Comey firing patsy Rod Rosenstein takes a trip to the Senate Intelligence Committee, asks to have a quick chat
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Burr threatens to subpoena presidential aides who fail to turn over the documents his Intelligence Committee requested by the end of this week. The President's aides vow they'll see him in Weehawken first
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Step up for round 3: Senate Intel Committee invites Comey to testify next week. The popcorn will be delicious
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee asks for all the pertinent financial data from Trump's entire transition team
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey, Mitt. I need your help. Do you still have those binders full of women? I need some. Also, how did you manage to fit actual, full-size women into binders? If you could do that, surely you would been a great president
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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Sat May 06, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"the scientific method is illegitimate, a tool of the sundry atavistic forces conspiring to keep down the female, the black, the brown, the poor, the gay, the disabled, the gender-fluid - everybody except Mitt Romney." . . . and then it gets weird
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Fri May 05, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
MN Senate votes for state-level protections for internet privacy 66-1, then the committee co-chaired by the only Senator who voted against it removes them before the bill is finalized
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Walking Dead star Josh McDermitt quits social media after getting death threats for his character's poor decision-making and even worse mullet
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ranking Dem on the Senate Intel Committee gives 2 to 1 odds of Trump not finishing his term. Lots of other words and umlauts in article
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FBI investigating whether FBI agents were leaking information on the investigation into Hillary Clinton's e-mails to Rudy Giuliani. One telling clue is that he admitted it on air
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Comey admit the Steele dossier is all true? Will Grassley be an assley? Will we ever get to the bottom of this? THIS is your "Comey's 🎵 testify, testify, come on down and testify🎵" Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing thread (10am ET start time)
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Obamacare repeal threatened as chairman of Obamacare repeal committee now opposes repealing Obamacare as Obamacare repeal repeals Obamacare
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election committee blasts CNN for refusing to air their Trump campaign ad which labels CNN as "Fake News". In other news, barely 100 days into his first term, Trump is actively running for re-election and airing campaign ads
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Viral infection spreads from one tick species to another. Fark: The new species is the deer tick, and the infection can cause fatal brain inflammation in humans. OMFG: The virus can be transmitted in as little as 15 minutes
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In honor of the US entry into World War I in April of 1917, lets take a trip down memory lane... and read about the first officially sanctioned Ministry of Propaganda in American history, the Committee on Public Information
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tired of your child getting 3 hours of homework every night? What to do? Simple, send a note to the teacher saying you're not permitting your child to do any homework at all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A pastor who admitted to have 'spread the love' with a teenager to spend between 3 and 6 years in prison
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Keyless entry fobs for cars are super convenient, particularly for thieves with a receiver and retransmitter
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump creates a new hotline to report crimes committed by aliens. The internet responds
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The cutest Rogue One cosplay spends her convention time fulfilling her purpose, again, in the cutest way possible. Smitty is gonna need a moment. Seriously. Where did all this dust come from?
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Fri April 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mexico says deportation of Mexicans to Mexico violated rules. Apparently there are no rules against pointing your citizens north to the U.S. or cashing in on the $20 Billion in remittances sent back to Mexico year after year
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News staffers worry that O'Reilly's departure is just the beginning, unintentionally admitting that there are other sexual predators at Fox News
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga is bringing her walking hut to Berkeley to troll liberal protestors. Because she's just that committed to attention whor, erm, free speech
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After all this reboot nonsense, long-time Archie Comics illustrator returns to drawing board after admitting he was influenced by CW's Riverdale
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ian McCulloch, frontman for Echo & the Bunnymen and an above-it-all self-proclaimed "genius" whose exaggerated bravado is admittedly backed up by some pretty good songs, flees Japan before scheduled show as North Korean tensions flare up
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how getting a six pack is a "life changing event." Submitted 26 minutes before subby has to be at the gym
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter just bought a Lodge cast iron skillet. Good purchase? Were there better options out there?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man pleads mental illness on charges the he committed home invasion armed with dagger, because obviously no one sane goes on a crime spree with only a 1d4 damage weapon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sexy Rexy meets with Pootie Poot, a bipartisan report from the House Intel Committee says Nunes is full of malarkey and the call with China was a "He said Xi said" situation. Which hits the A block of TRMS at 9:00 EDT on MSNBC - tune in and see
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Tue April 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney really did have binders full of women, check it out for yourself
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Not content with the FBI, Treasury, and the House and Senate intelligence committees getting in on the Russiagate action, the GAO announces their own investigation into the Trump transition
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
United Airlines has committed "Brand Genocide"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man who shot and killed Texas deputy is found to have committed suicide by shooting himself fifteen times in the head
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYPD releases bodycam policies, which provide no avenue for public access, no punishment for failure to comply, and allows the officers to view bodycam footage before submitting a report, thus letting them modify the report to fit the footage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Judges, Lawyers, and Science community: "Maybe we should make sure these forensic techniques used to convict people are accurate?" Obama: "Great idea" AG Lynch: "Here's the committee." *Cops shift nervously* AG Sessions: "Hold my beer, I got this"
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The entire House Intelligence Committee was invited to attend a briefing from an FBI double agent to learn the techniques Russians use cultivate traitors. Only the democratic congressmen showed up, presumably because the GOP already knows first hand
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Thu April 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Texas masturbation bill is now in the hairy hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Badger committed to undertaking
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Federal committee considers cybersecurity corps
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee will soon receive all pertinent documents regarding Russiagate
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
You know that whole "the Bible says the unemployed shouldn't be allowed to eat" thing? Yeah, about that. Bonus: WaPo edits the hit piece without admitting their errors. Tag is for WaPo
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn: NO IMMUNITY FOR YOU
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Thu March 30, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee holds open hearings on the Russian involvement in the 2016 US Presidential elections and other elections across Europe. Get your popcorn ready, folks. 10:00 AM EDT on C-SPAN 3
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(Bloomberg)
 
Weeners
 
After 141 years, MLB finally chooses an official hot dog. Ketchup still not permitted
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A Republican just admitted climate change is real, but it is due not to human action it is caused by the Earth moving closer to the Sun
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The evidence is now clear that the White House and Devin Nunes, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have worked together to halt the Russia Investigation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hispanic contractors who submitted bids to build Trump's wall surprised to discover that other Hispanics aren't their friends anymore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: It's time again for the annual blood drive at work, and my coworker is advertising it. Despite the fact I am in a committed relationship, I can't donate because I am gay. How do I reconcile my feelings of discrimination?"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
An angry Rand Paul hits out against his fellow senators who want to "send your kids to war with no debate." Because before we send them to die, it must go to committee; heaven forbid we discuss how to end war
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes: How can a blind man be a lookout? Graham: How can an idiot be the House Intelligence Committee Chairman? Nunes: ___
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a letter from the Justice Department trying to use the presidential communication privilege to block former Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee about Trump-Russia ties
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pistol permitting isn't about safety, it's about cash
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel: Look, if Nunes told someone, since he has clearance and is the head of the House Intelligence Committee, then he's probably authorized to share that info, even to someone without clearance
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Mon March 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sanitation workers help a woman find her wedding and engagement rings that she threw away by accident. The workers admitted that finding the rings was much easier than figuring out where the dump ended and New Jersey began
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Senate Intelligence Committee, the one NOT run by a Trump "stooge," has decided they would like "a word" with Trump son-in-law/beard Jared Kushner about the words he exchanged before the election with a Russian bank chief and the Ambassador
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Apparently, Trey Gowdy missed the part where Devin Nunes admitted to running to Trump and giving him details on the Russia probe
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For no apparent reason, the Republican Intelligence Committee Chair decided to cancel the public hearing on the panel's investigation of Trump and possible collusion with Russia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Trump campaign hanger-on Paul Manafort offers to perjure himself in front of the House Intelligence Committee
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
College students rescued man from train tracks because God doesn't always protect fools, drunks, Fark headline submitters
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rep. Quigley (D-Down Under) becomes second intel committee member to confirm more-than-circumstantial evidence of Trump-Russia collusion during the '16 campaign
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi calls House Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes "a stooge" for the president, though, observing traditional rules of legislative decorum, she declined to say WHICH stooge, but it's pretty clear she means Shemp
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House intel committee head apologizes for his actions yesterday, saying, "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Heavy)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Democrat Adam Schiff calls for independent investigation after Chairperson Devin Nunes decides to throw protocol out the window and brief the President that shiat is hitting the fan faster than anyone expected *DUN DUN*
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Christianity INC. well, at least they're finally admitting its always been about the money and redemption was never an option
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Since Trump wants to publish a list of crimes committed by immigrants in the US, Univision will now publish a list of illegal immigrant heroes who have contributed to the US, including a mechanic who risked his life to save a kidnapped girl
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Get to know Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes, a former dairy farmer in charge of US spies and intel
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Comey reveal that Trump is a puppet? Will the pee tape come to light? Will Trump demand Comey's head after the hearing? THIS is your House Intelligence Committee Hearing on Russia-gate thread (hearing starts at 10 AM EDT on C-SPAN)
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump insults about her on the campaign trail are gonna make his meeting with Angela Merkel more awkward than that Thanksgiving where Uncle Cleetus "came out" and admitted to his turkey fetish
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man indicted for hate crimes committed at Red Robin. Crimes against humanty charges notably still absent for bottomless stale fries and dried out beef
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may succeed in accomplishing what Mitt Romney could not do: Taking down Big Bird
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The fact that the Top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee which has been charged with looking into Russia's interference in the election was also a member of Trump's transition team should in no way cast doubt on the panel's work
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee set today as the deadline for Trump to provide evidence he was the victim of an Obama "wiretapp." Will Trump follow through? What will happen if he fails to provide the evidence? Either way, things will get crazy today
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Sun March 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's Selection Sunday: who's in the Big Dance and who's left waiting for the NIT invite? Find out when the selection committee screws things up like they do every year, starting at 5:30 EDT on CBS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee requests that Trump FW:FW:FW:FW:FW: over his evidence of wiretapping by Monday
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Sat March 11, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Redneck, admittedly without an education, challenges Neil deGrasse Tyson to a debate thinking he's scared. Not News: Whether or not the Earth is flat. Fark: This idiot really is a flat earther. Dumbass: Yes, he thinks the world is flat
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(Variety)
 
 
 
John Goodman gets his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the Dude is there. "In accordance with what we think may be your final wishes, we have committed to these sidewalks in Hollywood-- in the bosom of Hollywood that you love so well--a star"
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumpy Spice: "Every member of the House and Senate will be able to have their opportunity to have amendments (on TrumpCare) offered through the committee process and on the floor," GOP Leadership: The Hell you say
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Eric Greitens is so committed to ethics reform, he personally setup a "non-profit" group to push agendas that he sets, and funded by dark money that only he knows about
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Seven tricks to staying warm at 40 below from seven mushers in this year's Iditarod. One drinks lots of water, another sings Christmas carols, and one uses skunk mittens
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The latest conspiracy theory from fringe alt-right radio shock jocks? Obama holdovers in government are "committing treason" against Trump to cover up their crimes
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man selling mitten-shaped rock he found in Michigan lake for $150 because, well, Michigan
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Claire McCaskill: Jeff Sessions should resign because as a senator he once talked to the Russian Ambassador...you know just like me and every one of my hypocrite DNC colleagues on the Senate Armed Services Committee
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember Trump's fawning, gladhanding, insincere meeting with Times people back in November, when he called the paper a "jewel," praised Obama and admitted that maybe global warming was true? Well, they fell for it again
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The Oscars rising star, Gary from Chicago, was released from prison just three days before the ceremony after spending twenty years behind bars for committing multiple felonies. He sees this as his redemption
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just admitted he sometimes wears a disguise in public
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm thinking Mondays are cursed, first Submitter was hit on the way to work last Monday, now I've been bitten by my dog trying to save it from another
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reports out of North Korea say Kim Jong Un had five senior security officials executed by antiaircraft gun because they submitted "false reports" that "enraged" Un. When briefed on the incident, President Trump reportedly asked: You can DO that?
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