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85 headlines found matching 'Mitt'
Sun May 03, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Short science abstracts that avoid jargon and hype are cited less by other scientists, are submitted less by sensationalist Fark headline writers. As I understand the findings, EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC
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Wed April 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Senate education Committee pases a law forbidding teachers from sharing their "poltical views" with students, oh and require schools to replace intro to American History with a "civics class" whose curriculum was written by the Koch brothers
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
In leaked comments to donors, Jeb Bush insists he won't make same mistakes as Mitt Romney, like making dumb remarks to donors that are accidentally leaked
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Google)
 
 
 
A second CIA torture center in Europe has been admitted to by Romania
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Ted Cruz came to Washington 2 1/2 years ago, he pledged to be an "anti-Senator," and that pledge must explain why he rarely does things regular senators do, like go to committee hearings or cast votes on legislation
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senator Pat Roberts has a 'Frozen' ringtone, is telling people to 'let it go' after his cellphone filled a somber committee hearing room with the first few bars of the song
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Bill Shuster, House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee chairman, is getting to the mile high club without ever leaving the Capitol. "She doesn't lobby my office." Sure, she doesn't, Bill
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former governor of Massachusetts cashes in, takes high-dollar job at Bain Capital. Degree of difficulty: not Mitt Romney
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this link in Hillvetica
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Mon April 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congrats to former GOP Rep. Bob Inglis for receiving the "Profiles in Courage" award, for bucking the GOP trend and admitting that, yes, science is real and we're all very very screwed
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dear Matt O'Connor: THANK YOU. Sincerely, the National Champion Providence College Friars and this submitter
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Tri-Valley Central)
 
 
 
"When the ball hits the paddle, there's a sound that is emitted. It's loud and continuous and extremely annoying and it has reduced the quality of life"
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Thu April 09, 2015
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby accuser says he may have admitted to assaulting her... at some point... in some documents... somewhere... maybe
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can be forgiven if you didn't know that Ted Cruz is on the Armed Service Committee, because he's missed 13 out of the 16 hearings it's held. "Running for President takes up a lot of time"
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rep. John Carter (R-Mars), Chairman of the Subcommittee on Homeland Security, on computer and cyber security: "Cyber's just pounding me from every direction, I don't know anything about this stuff"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Lara Logan readmitted to hospital for wounds suffered by trying to work for CBS News
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(41)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We cannot have a system where committing a minor violation can end up putting you in, and I'm going to use a legal term of art here, the fark barrel. We can't have that. And it might be time that we all stood up and said so"
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Fri March 20, 2015
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Someone showed the House Judiciary Committee how to post .gifs on a website. Behold, the Buzzfeedification of Congress
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(147)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
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Thu March 19, 2015
(This Is Oxfordshire)
 
 
 
Thief who said he did not like committing burglaries jailed, is expected to like prison even less
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
IS 'may have committed genocide' according to UN. But they seemed like such nice young boys
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee takes a break form its usual "All Benghazi, all the time " format to grill the FCC chairman on whether pressure from Obama or John Oliver had a bigger role in shaping Net Neutrality rules
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'The Beast' breaks world deadlift record by hoisting 1,018.5 pounds. Submitter broke the seal on another can of Pringles
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to box Evander Holyfield for Charity. Romney hopes that frequently switching stances will keep Holyfield off-balance
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Fri March 13, 2015
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cubans go cuckoo for Coco Farms illegal slaughterhouse. Until the alleged operator was arrested for "committing atrocious acts against animals"
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Wed March 11, 2015
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
How reality TV killed creativity in television. Much like submitter and this headline, Hollywood is out of ideas
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC), chair of the Benghazi Committee (yes, there is such thing as the Benghazi Committee) says that there are major gaps in the Clinton emails he's received
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
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Fri March 06, 2015
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The six best beer festivals in the world you need to experience in person before committing to that liver transplant
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers theorize that, like submitter's mom, Mars was once a WHOLE LOT wetter than she is now
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyer opens trial by admitting his client blew up Boston Marathon. Check back today for admission that his client caused global warming and Honey Boo Boo
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Can't get your bill to discriminate through committee? Hold the vote during a bathroom break
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leader deposed as open war breaks out on the Nobel Peace Prize committee
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Tue March 03, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago today the National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics was formed. You may know them better by the modern name, NASA
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Sun March 01, 2015
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Weather permitting, watch the live stream of SpaceX's latest Falcon 9 launch. Launch window runs from 10:50 p.m. to 11:34 p.m. ET
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Jihadi John almost committed suicide in 2010 because of British Security spying on him. Leaving us to wonder who was the idiot who pulled surveillance on him which could have saved us the effort
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Thu February 26, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Member of House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology: My kids didn't get vaccinated, and they're fine
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Linguistic experts consider dumbing down the English language to make spelling easier for Fark submitters
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Sun February 22, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"If you dye your hair and plan on committing a crime, be warned: A new procedure allows scientists to determine if a single hair on your head has been dyed, if that dye was permanent or temporary, and even what brand of dye was used"
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Springs finally succeed in Succession? Will anyone ever take Boulder seriously? And will Hickenfalafel finally have it out with JohnJacobKlingenschmitt? Confused? You still will be after this week's episode of "Colorado"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wyoming state senator ejected from legislative committee meeting after trying to amend gay-rights bill with effective date of "when hell freezes over"
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Fri February 20, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The latest potential menace for which you need multiple levels of governmental permitting and fees paid, without which we'd go all Mogadishu faster than you can say think-about-the-children: swapping books with neighbors
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson, former neurosurgeon, claims that if the GOP Congress fails to fund the Dept. of Homeland Security then Obama is committing treason
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(ENE News)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy sailors aboard the USS Ronald Reagan in 2011 now have all sorts of enhancements: "Her arm swelled up, her right hand looked like a baseball mitt"
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(San Diego Chargers)
 
 
 
Chargers post blunt message to San Diego stadium committee - they're pretty much going to move to Los Angeles
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Mon February 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: FBI closing in on "killer KKK members." Fark: for attacks committed in 1946
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: You are either with us....or you are with the terrorists. House subcommittee chairs: But....we're in the same damn party?
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Wed February 11, 2015
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Facing massive budget deficits the South Carolina house budget subcommittee votes to trim some luxuries like fancy book-learnin' from the state budget, voting to close South Carolina State University for one year
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Sun February 08, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"How real is middle child syndrome?" Sigh. It doesn't matter. People only care about the youngest. Anyway, this would only get greenlit if the eldest submitted it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lays out timeline for considering thinking about whether there should be a debate as to the chances that he might be suitable to start a committee to fund a SuperPAC to study the idea of running for President in 2016
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Fri February 06, 2015
(The Chattanoogan)
 
 
 
Brooke Pancake, who recently signed a sponsorship deal with Waffle House, leads Bahamas Tournament after opening round. You submitted this with a batter headline
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Thu February 05, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The College Football Playoff's management committee isn't interested in how many people can see the upcoming season's semifinals, refusing ESPN's request to change the date for the games. "We like the concept that we've developed"
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Just a high school student submitting a 37 page mathematical proof of a quantum computing concept. Nothing to see here, move along
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Howard Kurtz says the media helped keep Mitt Romney from running in 2016. So go hug a reporter
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Sat January 31, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the heart-warming story of a Vermont Senator who helps an eighth-grade Latin student develop a Latin motto for Vermont and take it to Committee for consideration. Stay for the illiterate comments from citizens who confuse Latin with Latino
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Even the Super Bowl Planning Committee had to take 'active shooter preparedness" training from the Department of Homeland Security
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The next President, Dr. Ben Carson, is currently polling in third place behind Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, and Mitt Romney
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Dogs save factory worker's life after he falls into coma. Submitter wants a job where there is so little supervision that he can fall into a coma without anyone noticing
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Fri January 30, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney says that marriage is one answer to poverty. Just ask John Kerry, who married the woman who inherited the Heinz fortune
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Watershed Post)
 
 
 
Zen monastery abbot steps down from post after admitting affair, will now devote himself to discovering the answer to "What is the sound of one hand fapping?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"I'm normal, I promise": Mitt Romney's unending quest to win over America
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British supermarkets have their own private-label, store brand single malt whiskys which are exactly the same as expensive brands but a fraction of the price. That's it - submitter is moving to Britain and running for governor there
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mittens the hermaphroditic cat is awaiting gender reassignment surgery to become a boy because the dual genitalia are causing bowel and urinary issues. Please warmly welcome him to Caturday
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Tue January 20, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump thinks he can fire Mitt Romney, isn't too happy with JEB either
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Man who lost $700 million with Bernie Madoff to run MLB's finance committee. LOLMETS
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Mon January 19, 2015
(Dispatches from the Culture Wars)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney are both running for president -- or rather thinking about considering a run which is pretty much the same thing. Hillary and not Mitt is asked about being too old. Yet Mitt is slightly older
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Sun January 18, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: Populist. That's the joke
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Obama has no comment on Mitt Romney's plans to run for President in 2016. Of course, his lack of comments could be due to the fact that he was mysteriously overcome with hysterical fits of laughter at the time
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Fri January 16, 2015
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Yes, because the problem is obviously that Mitt Romney didn't talk about Benghazi enough
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Wed January 14, 2015
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Why would you ever vote for Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush or Mitt Romney when you can support the White House bid of President Princess Khadijah M. Jacob-Fambro?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After Obama hits Romney's economic goals two years ahead of what Mitt promised, a Romney adviser claims that if Mitt was President, "There wouldn't be an ISIS at all"
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eight dumb quotes about science from the new chair of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
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Mon January 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has been named chairman of the Senate Subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness...thereby guaranteeing that the United States will be ranked last among industrialized nations in those areas within two years
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Sat January 10, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney would be an idiot to run in 2016. Followup tag just edges out Obvious tag
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote a novel about Mycroft Holmes. Surely you submitted this with an Airplane reference
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(22)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australians urged to donate tiny little mittens to Koalas with burned paws, even though they're not bears
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(26)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Tech enthusiasts throng CES Expo." Woah, submitter mentally dropped the only 'r' in that sentence and pictured a convention of bearded dorks in banana hammocks. Now you can too
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Submitted only because the phrase "Stinky Brits" is so funny
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when senior citizens become trapped in their houses for weeks because of heavy snowfalls. Submitter's elderly neighbor is OK, all her newspapers are out on the porch and he can hear her scratching at the walls again
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Wed January 07, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That transgendered teen who recently committed suicide? Turns out there's a simple and logical explanation: Demonic possession
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