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48 headlines found matching 'Missouri'
Sun November 19, 2017
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
New research shows there are four types of drunks. Here comes the science...you bastard, science. I hate you so f*cking much, wanna fight about it? You're my best friend. I love you and ksmskdeql ahaha *hiccup*
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Axe throwing club comes to Kansas City's West Bottoms, thankfully not a euphemism
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Puppy left to die in a dumpster looks like Dobby the House Elf
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Fri October 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's sad the only collegiate league handling this anthem business properly is the one nobody cares about
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let's see: Lawyer wins $5.8 million judgment against man for shooting homeless man on his property. Court starts seizing properties. Lawyer found shot dead on porch. Yeah, this is a real whodunit for sure
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
College of the Ozarks creates mandatory patriotism class. Would you like to know more?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Duke starts the basketball season ranked number 1 in the preseason coaches poll once again. They still suck
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri prepared to transform the Arch into a Stargate for Amazon
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Wed October 18, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Kidnapped grandmother fends off knife-wielding attacker by reaching for something that responds much faster than the police
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Appeals court tosses out Missouri-based cervical cancer via talcum powder verdict because of application to an improper area
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Sun October 15, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Three women have been charged with stealing $7k worth of merchandise from Victoria's Secret. That's practically 12 pairs of underwear
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you live in, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, or Washington? Travel papers please, citizen
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt threatened to give Weinstein a "Missouri whooping" for harassing his then-girlfriend Paltrow. No word if he also was going to collect his scalp
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Mon October 09, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man who wrote "If You Take The Kids, I'll Kill You?: The Public Confession of Missouri's Most Notorious Wife Killers." takes a plea deal for (spoiler alert)
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
In Missouri, the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled on The Temple's appeal in their case to claim religious exemption from the state's informed consent and mandatory waiting period abortion restrictions. Fark: The Satanic Temple
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
When cops kill unarmed black people, Rush Limbaugh is the real victim. No, really, that's the headline. And it accurately represents what he said too. But you knew that already
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri bar owner wants you to know he's not as racist as his homemade doormat might make you think he is
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Mon September 25, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You think you remember one of Tony Orlando's hits, but you can't quite put your finger on it? That's okay, neither can he
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
97-year-old World War II veteran kneels in support of the NFL's national anthem protests
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Share easy meal ideas, quick fixes, "must-go" meals (clean the fridge out and either eat it or toss it as it's not going to last any longer). Difficulty: kid approved and non kitchen destroying preps
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top college games for Saturday include Georgia at Mississippi State and Missouri at Auburn. And there are many other games for you to watch. Will your team do well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Illinois has $16 billion in unpaid bills. Not sure who's to blame but I'm betting they will be mad again
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Sun September 17, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
HOA vs little girl's pink playhouse
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
In Missouri, a state where Christians perform gruesome animal sacrifices on tv and Satanists file religious freedom lawsuits, abortion is getting easier
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Fri September 08, 2017
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner proves that the second amendment is twice as cool as the first
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Mon September 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Okay so maybe this mom was milking it a bit to help Hurricane Harvey victims, but she did donate over 1,000 ounces of breast milk for the cause
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Sun September 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
No, Mom, we did not barricade ourselves naked inside the church because we were 'fearless'. It was spice, I mean spicy food. Thats it. Now bail us out
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Fri September 01, 2017
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Former First Lady pleads guilty. To public intoxication. At the state fair. Not Michelle. Not Florida
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP lowers minimum wage saying increasing it to $10 would take 'money out of people's pockets'. And lowering it doesn't?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, Mr. Secret Service guy, my brakes just happened to malfunction while my car was careening toward the presidential motorcade. We cool?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The Missouri Legislature almost went two whole weeks without someone embarrassing themselves
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman who drowned while kayaking the Missouri River had a BAC of .399. Why, yes, her name was Brandy
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you make a memorable character? How do you make a cast of unique characters? Do your characters struggle for identity or spring fully-formed from your mind? This is your Fark Writer's thread, Zeus and Athena edition
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Since there is nothing else going on in the world to keep him busy, President Trump is going to Missouri to give a speech on tax reform. This is YOUR "totally not a campaign stop" thread. (2:30 EDT)
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Tue August 29, 2017
(St. Louis American)
 
 
 
As of Monday, it is legal for your boss to fly into Missouri, wander around the airport drunk to come into town to discriminate against you and to cut your city minimum wage back to the state level
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Fri August 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Sorry Cardinals, you can't have your rally cat back. Not yours"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri refuses to halt an execution scheduled for 7pm tonight despite the condemned's lawyers producing DNA evidence that they say completely exonerates him. His only hope is Supreme Court Justice Gorsuch issuing a stay. UPDATE: Governor has issued a stay of execution
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Sun August 20, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man being investigated for actual voter fraud. That man happens to be Attorney General Josh Hawley, best known as the attorney in the Hobby Lobby case
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
An article ostensibly intended to explain why you should not look at a solar eclipse with the naked eye, instead demonstrates why you should not look at the unobstructed sun through a magnifying lens
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Look for shadow bands before and after the total eclipse. Also Subby's Total Eclipse Shadow Band will be performing that day
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 16-year-old kid is running for Governor of Kansas. Promises more video game time for all young folks if elected
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Mon August 14, 2017
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Missouri high school deletes the senior yearbook quotes from two gay students to avoid offending anyone, promptly offends everyone at the same time
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
OMG Rally Kitty OMG Rally Kitty OUCH
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Tue August 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The refs suck, screw you guys, we are going home"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Salus populi suprema lex esto. Excipi poterit adhibere
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Thu July 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Robot invasion begins at grocery store. It's designed to monitor inventory, feed Sarah Connor
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
In what may be the best news Kansas has had in a century or more, Governor Sam Brownback is set to be nominated to be Ambassador at Large for International Religious Freedom. May he be just as successful at that as he is as Governor
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