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37 headlines found matching 'Missouri'
Mon January 16, 2017
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Another Missouri school district considers 4-day week due to budget cuts. Parents do not like this new math
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Without fanfare, Springfield Missouri recently became home to a giant noodle
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Women's MMA: Invicta FC 21, with Megan Anderson vs Charmaine Tweet for the interim featherweight championship. Also Pannie Kianzad, Aspen Ladd, and Andrea "KGB" Lee. Starts at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass, which is free this weekend
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
You may win a coinflip against Death, but eventually, Death's going to catch you
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
No need to get a gun past security at the Missouri state capitol anymore. One of the state legislators will loan you one right from his office
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police stop stolen van and find marijuana, a .40 caliber handgun, 7 children with their mouths taped shut and the driver going into labor
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
It's a few decades late, but the switchboard at the US Capitol was finally updated to note that Roy Blunt is no longer representing Missouri in the Senate
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Masseuses take note, "Whoops" is NOT sufficient excuse for UFIA infractions
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect tells millionaire sports team owners to go Fark themselves and pay for their own stadiums
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Ok, last time: If you shoot a gun into the air to celebrate New Year's Eve, shoot straight up and make sure you're standing directly underneath it when it comes back down to solve the problem you insisted on creating
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Mark your 2017 calendars now - NASA announces that the first total solar eclipse in 38 years will sweep across the U.S. on Aug. 21. The sun is there ... for a while
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
At 346 pounds, the Chiefs' Dontari Poe becomes the fattest guy to ever throw a TD pass in an NFL game
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Politics headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, another Missouri McDonald's offers customers the gift of unlimited French fries
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Fri December 16, 2016
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
If you plan on shooting your brother in the pelvis, have enough sense to not do it at the Green City Motel and Party Mart, because you know that story is going Green City on Fark
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Tue December 06, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect, who famously showed off his gun fetish in a campaign ad, failed to protect his wife from three armed robbers
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Thu December 01, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Mall of America hires a black Santa and somehow this is news. Thanks, Trump
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Sat November 26, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri comes back to win ugliest trophy in football
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"I'm going to make America great again" - Donald J. Trump, 2016. Oh sorry, I meant "Germany" and Adolph Hitler, 1934
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Fri November 18, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missouri court rules that frozen embryos are property and not people. Usually that designation isn't given to people until they enter the work force and become employees
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Tue November 15, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Good news, Missouri - you're getting a minimum wage increase next year. Fark: A nickel
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bondage club operates near pre-school, church; works as a non-profit
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Tue November 08, 2016
(On This Day)
 
 
 
Today is the day a would-be dictator attempted to seize power from the legitimate government of his country. In other news, this is the anniversary of Hitler's "Beer Hall Putsch"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most important question to have answered before entering your polling place: Is it legal to take a selfie with my ballot? This guide will tell you whether or not it's legal in your state
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Mon November 07, 2016
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Oookkkkklahhhhooommmmmmaaaa
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Can Dem Kander's candor blunt Blunt?
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas state law allows sex offenders to decorate homes, pass out candy on Halloween
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman confined to a hospice had only one wish - to snuggle a kitten. So the local SPCA brought her a whole basket full of kittens, which turns out to be just what the doctor ordered on Caturday
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Mon October 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Post-debate, Muslims were Tweeting about hummus
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's "strong" debate performance puts him back in the race
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Fri October 07, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump vows to eliminate 70% of federal regulations, but don't worry, just the unimportant ones like Dodd-Frank and any prohibitions against incest
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
That's one big bass takeover
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gingrich: Alicia Machado 'the new Benghazi'
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Supplier of execution drugs to the state of Missouri files a motion in court claiming they don't make any money selling the drugs-they just do it 'cause they really like killin' people and thus the drug sales are 1st amendment-protected "free speech"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
University of Missouri will let you put any name you want on your diploma; I. P. Freely, M. D
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis University's newly updated Billiken mascot looks like it came straight from the planet Venom
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