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9 headlines found matching 'Minneapolis'
Tue June 24, 2014
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"911 operator, what is your emergency?" "There's a man breaking into my house." "We'll send the NYPD right away." "That's great, but I'm in Minneapolis"
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police seize $200k in drug sting. Turns out the suspect was doing nothing illegal and all charges are dropped. So naturally his money is promptly returned, right? Right?
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says her father could have had Jesus Christ as his running mate and still lost the Presidency in '08. I guess that means even Jesus couldn't defeat a seekrit muslin
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(Time)
 
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro-wine scientists double down and say it's also good for your teeth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priorities, priorities. Should I find someone to watch my two and three-year-old sons or just leave them in the car with crushed up pills and drug paraphernalia while I go to the beauty salon to get a Brazilian wax?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are ever a Chinese baby and you fall out off a second-story window, just go real limp, because maybe people will try to catch you because, hey, free baby
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vikings fans will no longer need to ask "What's a Super Bowl?"
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
No foam for you. Minneapolis considers banning foam take out containers. Large Cokes, politically incorrect people and Bloomberg terminal next on agenda
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(KSFY Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Minneapolis rebrands Columbus Day as "Indigenous People's Day." Political correctness gone mad, and all that fine bullshiat. It's like they're scalping us
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