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Sun June 26, 2016
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Looks like God needed a photographer for his upcoming concert
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump, who once called for a 'total and complete shutdown' of Muslims entering the U.S., would be fine with Scottish Muslims coming to the United States. And the waters get muddied even further
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bone Conduction bluetooth headphones. Different from earbuds or traditional headphones: not in or covering your ears. Hear your music *and* what's going on around you. Parents, military, sports, gaming, more. (Sponsored Link)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sure, we all know CNN is revolting, but this time the revolt is coming from within
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Fri June 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
To keep everyone from screaming in the politics section today, here is an excuse for a wild speculation thread about the season finale of Game of Thrones
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Wanted: Ygrittes to tell a bunch of employees of an upcoming Noah's Ark park who took a stupid vow that they know nothing
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As the GOG Summer Sale ends and the Steam Summer Sale begins, so returns the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Master of Orion? Stellaris? The new This War Of Mine: The Little Ones DLC? Let us know inside. Master of Magic for me
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
God adds Bluegrass and Country Music icon Dr. Ralph Stanley to His upcoming music festival
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I broke up with my boyfriend for the fourth time yesterday. He's a fun and charming drunk narcissist. His friends are all homeless, unhealthy, alcoholic friends who hang out in the park. How do I gain strength to not go back to him?"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Abominable snow algae is now becoming more prevalent as global temperatures rise
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Okay, so Saturday we got our credits from Ticketmaster, now it's time to check your Amazon account to see how much Apple may have put there for you after scheming on ebook prices
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
We investigate some of gaming's greatest mysteries, from the great hollow mountain of GTA V, to the mysterious corn fields of Portal
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the invasive tropical 'Devil Firefish' that is so lethal even sharks won't go near it. It's coming soon to a lake near you
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're an up-and-coming prospect playing Double-A baseball in Maine, don't tell local reporters you've never heard of the state before and it doesn't really matter because you don't plan on staying there long
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman files lawsuit claiming Donald Trump raped her when she was 13
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Tue June 21, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Seeing no further benefit from sponsoring home of Super Bowl-winning Denver Broncos, bankrupt Sports Authority wants to resell naming rights to highest bidder via auction. Boston Garden at Mile High Stadium - let's do this
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Note to IndyCamp/Occupy Scotland/Scotxit/whatever protesters: Claiming that Jesus is the rightful monarch of Scotland and calling the judge a blasphemer is not a sound legal strategy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A giant fluorescent pink slug that only lives on an extinct volcano in New South Wales is under severe threat of global warming. Thanks Al Gore
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
Remember how Clinton allies in Brooklyn purged the voter rolls to disenfranchise Bernie supporters? Turns out that Hispanic voters -- who overwhelmingly supported Clinton -- were hardest hit. Oops
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Hannibal Burress joins the cast of "Spider Man: Homecoming," will protect NYC from Bill Cosby
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Feeling bored about what to do with your outdated kitchen? Turn it into a swimming pool
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
It's been a while since you last heard from emo band Staind, but their frontman has donned baseball cap, gone country, and has been performing protest song called "That Ain't Country" for past year as traditionalist country hardliner
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Living near an airport can trigger high blood pressure. Although nowhere near as high as hoping that the screaming child waiting in line isn't seated near you
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of the Orlando shooter and the mass media, screaming you're with ISIS while behaving badly is now a thing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Vote for this guy for Missouri governor because he's good at swimming underwater and killing people. Also guns
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this seemingly impossible waterfall
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory just keeps swimming to record numbers, bringing in $135 million for the weekend. Despite Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence is #2 with $33 million, Warcraft slides to #5 with $6 million, and X-Men 7 thuds to a dismal #7 with $5 million
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They've all but given up on the Presidency, and privately coming to terms that the Senate will likely be lost, too. Now, though, there's serious concern that the House is in danger of slipping through their fingers as well
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Report: Investigators suspect Orlando attack had little or nothing to do with ISIS. Rebuttal: FW: FW: FW: FW: Re: "OMG ISIS is coming, arm yourself BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the pre-Father's Day edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Over two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Fri June 17, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Father's Day is coming, got any good dad jokes?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Instead of drug testing for food stamps, congresswoman proposes drug tests for anyone claiming over $150,000 in tax deductions
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
President Obama is fundamentally transforming America, why are Americans allowing it to continue?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Better farming through precision drone strikes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
1st round at rain soaked Oakmont continues, I'd keep playing I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for a while. Streaming at usopen.com, FS1 begins at 10:00am EDT
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that weird elf you met in the pub... the Friday Fark Gaming thread is here to help. What have you been playing lately? Buying stuff in the Steam/GOG sales? Crushing aliens in Stellaris? Doing it all in FO4? This week I've played Master of Magic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Guy who was NOT harming homosexuals WAS, in fact, harming children
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University tests emergency email alerting system with a message saying an armed shooter was on campus. Some people did not see the previous message about the upcoming test
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
Activision is producing a video game show on Netflix. The second season will be the same as the first season, the third season will only be available as paid DLC. And three different studios will take turns filming it
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"Oh Cliff...Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if... You really are a cliff...when fascists keep trying to push you over it...Oh, and all sex abuse charges have been dropped...Are they the lemmings...Or are you, Cliff?...Or are you, Cliff?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Orlando shooter makes an appearance in a 2012 documentary on the BP spill. Oil bet you didn't see that coming
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Because absolutely no one demanded it, Mike Myers is coming back with more Shrek movies. Just slightly better than a Love Guru sequel
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The "Arizona Lion's Guard" is a group of motorcycle riders that will protect Trump supporters from protestors at his upcoming Phoenix rally. Their leader boasts her credentials: "I was born in Harlem ... I've been fighting all my life"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For some reason, the Santa Clara DA has removed Judge Aaron Persky from upcoming hearing in which a male nurse sexually assaulted an anesthetized female patient
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Wed June 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks if GOP women are warming up to Trump. Short answer: no. Long answer: noooooooooo
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It just snowed in Hawaii in June. Checkmate, global warming
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live, now the preferred livestreaming app for police-chief murdering French jihadists. "I don't know what I'm going to do with the boy"
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Christian music scene members weigh in on top CCM artist coming out as gay. "Unfortunately, unless this artist drops the adjective 'Christian' from his music, his career is over. The primary audience that supports CCM prefers closet living"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marcia Clark rips Judge Ito for O.J. trial becoming a 'circus'. Maybe time doesn't heal all wounds after all
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And so it begins - infowars published an article claiming the Orlando massacre was a 'false flag' attack from the Gay Agenda
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Final Kyoto Protocol analysis shows 100% compliance among member nations, meaning global warming is over
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Snapchat becoming popular with the olds
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that time we did Nazi them coming to the Hamptons?
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption this proclaiming turtle
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One loss away from another Finals failure, the Cavs are regrouping, refocusing, and coming together as a team to...oh, who are we kidding, they're sniping at each other, pointing fingers, and refusing to take any responsibility, as usual
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer swimming
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat June 11, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
City sues family for having a Buddhist meditation center in their home. What is the sound of one hand facepalming?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
That's the biggest damn hummingbird I've ever seen
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Turns out that naming it "Greenland" might end up not being that ironic after all
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
We can now blame global warming on **spins wheel** flowers not smelling as good as they did back when the style was to tie onions around your belt
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
DPRK news team, coming soon to a public firing squad near you
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated says the upcoming 30 for 30 featuring OJ Simpson is gold, man
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After being on hiatus since 2011, 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' could be coming back for a ninth season
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
For the past year Hillary has claimed that the FBI was just performing a 'security inquiry'. White House announces that it is a 'Criminal Investigation'. Hillary looking for the strongest cloth available to wipe this away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Humans are coming close to reaching the limit of what it is physically possible to achieve in track and field
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
We asked Ernest Hemingway to review 'Genius.' He punched us in the nose. Then he wrote this
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
One does not simply bike into the path of an oncoming presidential motorcade
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gang stalking has replaced 9/11 as America's #1 conspiracy: "Targeted individuals represent an alarming development in the history of mental illness: thousands of sick people, banded together, demanding recognition on the basis of shared paranoias"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Are you spending the GDP of a small caribbean country on the summer sales? For the next just under 9 hours, GOG is giving System Shock 2. Are you playing FO4? MOO? Stellaris? Come join us for a nice chat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For years now, strange pulsing radio waves have been detected coming from deep space. No one could figure it out until they turned on their AM radio and discovered Alien Top 40 hosted by Spacey Kasem
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Thu June 09, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Another Confederate flag is coming down, this time at The Washington National Cathedral.....Wait they had a Confederate flag in the Cathedral ?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Triborg: it's part tank, part skateboard and part dirt bike, and when you see it coming you wonder what it is
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The original Ghostbusters cast praises the all female reboot saying that they "were screaming, cheering like at a sporting event." With a bonus "get out of your Mom's basement you sad little whiny man child" comment from McCarthy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New ad aimed at Kirk turns Donald Trump into the Kobayashi Maru, and there will be no reprogramming the simulation this time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia unveils new passenger plane they claim will rival Airbus and Boeing. Oh, Russia, always claiming things
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Do the Alaska Bush People live in a resort lodge while filming? That's like asking "Is Reality TV scripted?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There's a Christian Mingle movie on Netflix. One can only hope that "Farmer's Only: It's Plow Time" is in production
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comic books outperforming traditional investments. Finally, I'll be able to retire on my copy of Youngblood #1
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Python programming, beginning and advanced. What do you like about Python and what are its limitations? (Sponsored Link)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI agents oppose naming new FBI headquarters for J. Edgar Hoover because of his well known history of being an asshole who thought "rights" were just something he took on his drive in to work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only 199 days until Christmas. How is your shopping coming along?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Principal caught sayof child pron, "You guys care about this now?" After being promoted twice despite a 1999 letter of reprimand over grooming a 6 year old
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
NYTimes: Look at how progressive Toronto is creating women only swimming hours for Muslim women. NYTimes: Look at how evil NYC is for creating women only hours for Orthodox Women for 20 years. It's imposing theocracy or something
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to get Tidal: They're putting up fifteen rare Prince albums for streaming, including some live albums
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Police chief retires his 'Four Simple Rules to Not Get Shot in Milwaukee' after realizing it was really one simple rule to becoming a dumbass
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's so-called "Christian Liaison" says "God himself raised Donald Trump up in order to prepare America for the second coming." Well, we've had a good run, but this joke has gone on too far
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying scientists are claiming humans could be aliens from another galaxy that have been brought to Earth by a comet, but scientists are claiming humans could be aliens from another galaxy
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
First effect of "Supergirl" on CW? Superman will appear on the first two episodes this upcoming season
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Top Mac Apps bundle - Data Rescue, Hype animation, Freeway codeless website design, Painter, uBar, iStat, Dropzone, Xee3. Someone's been moonlighting from naming carnival rides. (Sponsored Link)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Did the governor let Trump U get away with scamming his citizens? I dunno, let's ask him. HEY ABBOTT. Abbott: *mutters* I HATE that guy
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you love Joe West as an umpire, you'll love him coming out of the Dodger Stadium speakers
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are the premier episodes of the worst new shows coming in fall 2016 that you should watch, because there might not be a second episode
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sweeping changes coming to curling after new brooms brush out need for skill
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
As Ford's four GTs begin Test Day for upcoming Le Mans 24 Hours, team releases race instructions to drivers : "Go like hell"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Apparently, the Great Barrier Reef is still "mostly alive", but it wouldn't hurt to go through its pockets for loose change, just in case. Have fun storming the castle
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Top 10 Games From 7th Generation Consoles, or, as we call it gaming circles, the best excuse to not work on a Friday and argue about the reasons Call of Duty: Modern Warfare is the greatest game of all time instead
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Behold, this is what the Mariners' 10-run comeback looks like in all its scorekeeping glory. Now suitable for framing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's "major foreign policy speech" was a failure because she doesn't understand that Donald Trump is the Second Coming of Reagan. Or something. Hell, it's Fox News, you read it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ninja welcoming the foreign press at the G7 summit in Japan
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Here for you at the end of the work week it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Stellaris? MOO: CtS? D&D 5e - Curse of Strahd? If you click the link you can link your GOG & Steam accounts to get certain games free
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Thu June 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh look - it's the annual story about how deadly swimming pools can....oh dear
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Looking for a refresher in the upcoming UK-EU referendum? Join Tinder
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Pro boxers say allowing pro boxers into Rio Olympics will mean there's a sport more deadly than swimming: "It is actually dangerous. Imagine Gennady Golovkin, the triple middleweight champion, fighting an unknown amateur. That would be dangerous"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Megatron is coming back to the Transformers movies, replacing Galvatron, the character that was made of Megatron's parts and took on his persona in the last movie, but was definitely not Megatron in that movie because sure why the hell not
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists now claiming they're close to developing a universal cancer vaccine. With inexplicable picture of a black bean salad
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What did you expect when you married a man with neck tattoos and horns coming out of his forehead?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Republican lemmings are following Trump off the cliff
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paris is now banning all pre-1997 cars, vehicle owners left fuming
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you polishing up your novel for the upcoming Fark Book Fair? Are you panicking over your entry for the Fark Fiction Anthology? Are you pondering your pantlessness? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread brought to you by senseless alliteration
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mookie Betts hits a combined 1148 feet of home runs, or 153 Yao Mings stacked vertically
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Sony's propaganda about the upcoming Ghostbusters movie has made the debate over it unwinnable for anyone
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looming Brexit trims UK pound to 15 ounces
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The Chinese are so interested in Texas you would have thought the Rockets re-signed Yao Ming
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists aren't really saying there's confirmation that there are indeed aliens in space, but they're confirming that there are aliens in space
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Republicans are warming to Trump: "Once you've convinced yourself that a president of the other party is the very worst possible thing that could befall America, then any nominee of your party-literally no matter who-becomes a lesser evil"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Jesus H. Christ get out of the way, there's a giant hamster roaming through London looking for the city's giant ferris wheel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All the idiots at the zoo screaming may have caused the gorilla to notice that the kid had fallen in the enclosure to start with
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Cult classic 'Killer Clowns from Outer Space' coming to TV as a series
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shark snacks on boy swimming in ocean, officially kicking off shark attack season
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Nightswimming, feed yourself to the crocs at night..♪
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"A new study suggests that Americans don't believe the AI revolution is quite here yet, with 54 percent claiming to have never interacted with such a system"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The stands are sold out, the milk is on ice, an animatronic Jim Nabors is warming up to sing 'Back Home Again in Indiana', the bricks are ready for kissing, and Hinch is on the pole for the 100th running of the Indianapolis 500 (11 AM ET on ABC)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours (or maybe even more) of diverse music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat May 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two of Hollywood's great comic geniuses performing one of the Marx brothers' most brilliant routines
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix fighting injunction to prevent it from streaming the Zach Galifianakis comedy Masterminds three months before its theatrical release. Well, this will certainly drum up interest in a film no one has heard of
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It's a rough time in Europe right now, what with the migrant crisis, Greece melting down and the looming Brexit, but on the bright side, Europeans can still mock each other's stereotypes
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
While performing eleventy gazillion abortions, Planned Parenthood experienced only dozens of emergencies
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that friend who won't let you buy a Yak while drunk, the Friday Fark Gaming thread is there for you. Have you been playing Fallout 4: Far Harbour? Making planes in SimplePlanes that would make an engineer cry? Playing new MOO? Let us know
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Thu May 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is Big Oil about to put a stake in the upcoming recession?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Paul Goldschmidt destroys inside pitch, and Pirates' dugout phone, with a screaming foul ball. Hello?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A school reprimanded a 13-year-old girl for wearing an LGBT-positive T-shirt this week, deeming the message "distracting" and "disruptive." The Message: "Some people are gay. Get over it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits to being a big ole liar. Trump followers admit to not giving a damn, after all we Trump followers are big ole liars too and we lemmings are just looking for that cliff and we know Trump will lead us quickly to our sweet deaths
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Rage rooms' in Houston are becoming popular for people who are angry about the economy, their job situation, for being suckered into buying season tickets for the Astros
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Aiming for hero tag and missing by a wide margin, man hikes desert mountain with beer, no water
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bad timing
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley says pro ball sucks: "I've never seen the NBA as bad as it is, and I've been saying it the last three or four years. We've got too many young players coming out of college that don't know how to play. It's frustrating"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. has decided that Batman vs Superman producer Charles Roven should have less influence on upcoming DC superhero films. Gee....I wonder why?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer shuts down body-shaming trolls by posting a swimsuit picture of herself on Twitter
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
"The married, lonely, confused men I met on Christian Mingle"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's new "Christian Policy adviser" believes he is one of God's prophets, claiming that he stopped a tsunami by himself and that AIDS is the result of "unnatural" sex
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Climate change is responsible for the Polar Bear-Grizzly Bear hybrids that are becoming more common in Canada. Welcome to the world of Pizzlies and Growler Bears
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sex book author has "Trump giving oral" tattooed on his thigh. Says he plans on one day becoming sober which will probably end his strange obsession with Trump
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Inc)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to my cookout, you had 2 burgers and 4 beers, that'll be $6
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In worldwide first, humans are now farming more fish than they catch in the wild
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Life in the universe may be so vanishingly rare that only one in a trillion trillion planets ever spawns life: "The conclusion that the universe is teeming with biology is based on an unproved assumption"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Global warming is a hoax but I need permission to build a seawall to protect my golf course from the hoax
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Sun May 22, 2016
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Quake reboot incoming. No word yet if it's Doom-lite guy blowing up Lovecraftian horrors to a Trent Reznor soundtrack; killing alien hominid cyborgs with Sonic Mayhem and Rob Zombie metal, or an Unreal Tournament clone with trampolines
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Sat May 21, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Looks like filming of the new Top Gear is going pretty much the same as the old Top Gear
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
After acquiring Supergirl, CW says 40% of its programming will be made up of superhero shows. The other 60% will be the usual mix of good looking teenagers with completely messed up love lives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massive terror alert at UK university after drunk student calls 999 posing as Jack Bauer and claiming he found two bombs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cutting back on salt in your diet? Enjoy your upcoming heart attack
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Record companies have finally stopped blaming streaming services for their lagging sales and have started blaming Youtube
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As reliable as the AI turning on you in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? Are you crushing and conquering (or making friends) with aliens in Stellaris? Playing the new DOOM? Waiting for Civ VI? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out most people are perfectly okay with refugees despite what the GOP and European governments keep claiming
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How is Elon Musk's hyperloop coming along? Just ask founder of Hyperloop One and silicon valley's chillest bro, Brogan BamBrogan
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It didn't take long for Canada's new PM to go from charming and urbane to dropping f-bombs and hitting women in parliament
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves for binge watching: here's a list of all the new movies and television shows coming to Amazon Prime in June
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is on his way to becoming the Bill Belichick of NASCAR
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The looming threat of a Brexit means US banks are reexamining their commitment to Europe's banks
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Danish scientists want to fight cow farts with oregano, because global warming. "Nobody is quite sure how such a high dosage of oregano could affect the taste of milk or meat"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee blast White House adviser Ben Rhodes at a hearing and demand Obama fire him, seemingly forgetting Obama has to give exactly zero farks about what they want anymore
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be impossible for James Hetfield to ruin a Metallica song even further, but he did so by performing a country version of a forgotten track off of "Kill 'Em All"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this precision grooming
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's best coming of age movie of the 80s? 90s? 00s?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Time-stamped capsule containing up to 1,000 species that assist us in the daily, dirty, life-abetting work of digestion is coming out
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters overwhelmingly favor legalizing recreational and medicinal marijuana, which, if it were to happen, would inevitably result in ten times as many Florida tag submissions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Entomology masochist catalogues insect bites like fine wine, from "mildly alarming" to "A running hair dryer has just been dropped into your bubble bath"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Basking in the overwhelming success of their first foray in the movie business, Nintendo is considering doing it again. Are we ready for the grittier, darker reboot of Super Mario Brothers?
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May finally have a name for their upcoming Amazon car show. Surprisingly, it's neither cheeky nor ridiculous...which is a bit disappointing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For years, RNC Chair Reince Priebus has been laying the groundwork for this year's presidential election, coming up with lines of attack against Democrats and especially Hillary Clinton. Problem: they work even better against Donald Trump
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
While swimming in a lagoon in Florida, a 10-year-old boy is bitten in the ankle by an unidentified sea creature. And thus mankind's newest superhero was born
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not only has Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore been suspended, now he's got drag queen Ambrosia Starling coming up right behind him
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
With Thor: Ragnarok beginning filming next month, director Taika Waititi has asked fellow MCU directors James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy) and Peyton Reed (Ant-Man) for advice via Twitter. Hilarity ensues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does the pretty lady and the lawyer want to go swimming in the shark tank? #chompchompthread
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This week on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle reads Starlight Cousin Oliver 'A Hearths Warming Tail' to make her less depressed over being a jinx, ignoring Derpy, and letting Trixie get eaten. (11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family)
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Woman can finally pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a Walmart greeter after winning the lottery
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence touched Sophie Turner's vagina during filming of X-Men: Apocalypse
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did you send your race of sentient, collectivist cat-people, the Meowists, into the stars with Stellaris? Are you still gobbling up Dark Souls 3? What about you Board people? What are you guys playing? THIS is your Friday Fark Gaming thread
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Farked up: Man goes swimming following domestic disturbance. Florida: Ignores the 'Do Not Feed the Gators' signs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Because Marvel felt the X-Men/Star Trek crossover from the '90s wasn't the nadir of the mutant franchise, they've gone and made an issue where The Flaming Lips will meet the X-Men
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
WaPo columnist literally eats his column after predicting that Trump won't win the nomination. Live streaming now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having decided the whole FBI/iPhone fustercluck made the government look stupid enough for the year, the government quits trying to fine a Wyoming guy $16 million for building a pond in his yard
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's becoming pretty clear that, like their Democrat forefathers, today's Democrats are convinced that America is entirely too free and that they must take their blue states and secede
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just re-re-upped to ask how to get rid of dead animal smell coming from a dead animal inside my wall
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner teaming up with Johnny Depp. No good can come of this
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Three...two...one... RAMMING SPEED
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have discovered the ultimate pesticide that kills unwanted bugs without harming humans, pets, birds, fish and beneficial insects. Now the bad news: You have to harvest it from the venom of the deadly funnel-web spider
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Still think global warming is a hoax? Here are some inconvenient infographics for you to ignore
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
South Carolina man granted bail after claiming "Stand Your Ground" defense after killing a taxi driver and his friend after he tried to skip a fare. Oh, and he also burned the bodies and buried them in his backyard
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Department of Justice shuts down psychic scammers. Apparently they didn't see it coming
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what has Tamra Judge, the self-proclaimed "hottest housewife" of "The Real Housewives of Orange County", been doing lately? How about becoming a bodybuilder?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston and Ronald D. Moore are teaming up to produce anthology series Electric Dreams: The World of Philip K. Dick; Cranston will also star
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientists think Dr. Duckworth's true Grit / May be a hot steaming mountain of shiat
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Mon May 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that they truly are a sport, a video gaming league has kicked out 3 teams for infractions ranging from cheating through player trades to mismanaging player contracts
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Upcoming Halo 5 patch will increase your crouch movement speed, so you can teabag and run more efficiently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Br'er Ryan says that if Trump demands it, he will reluctantly resign his role as executive producer of the upcoming Cleveland clown-show
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump calls Mitt Romney an ungrateful pathetic excuse for a human being, vows to have his programming updated when he becomes president
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
He said "Mama, I'm coming home," and Mama said "Not after cheating with the hair stylist"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the pre-Mother's Day edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Three hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince REALLY should have left a will as several HUNDRED people are claiming to be related to Prince, now that he's dead
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, still reeling over the overwhelming rejection of Ted Cruz, says God has "no choice but to punish America for rejecting Cruz, because Cruz ain't a bad dad"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power goes out while a high school orchestra was performing for State assessments. Since this is Florida, you know it quickly devolved into a chaotic scene of thrown instruments, screaming, swearing, crying, public nudity, alligators, and debauchery
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it time for the Fark Weird News Quiz? Hey, it's either this or quality programming
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Radiohead releases Paul Thomas Anderson-directed video for new single Daydreaming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's so much negativity in the news these days, so here's a story about a hummingbird rescued by a dog that now refuses to leave its side (with adorable pics)
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The injured 19-year-old man was reported to be conscious and breathing when the ambulance arrived" I guess screaming is a type of breathing, right?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Leaked details of Marvel movies in the coming decade, including Iron Man's retirement party and Spider-Man moving to Thunder Bay
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a 250 pound alligator found in a swimming pool even news in Florida?
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(US News)
 
 
 
Organizing the upcoming GOP convention is like being the wedding planner for a very elaborate shotgun wedding where half the people don't want to be there
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More rewarding than a level up it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? What games would you recommend to others that you hardly see (or never see) listed in these threads? This week subby reinstalled Alpha Centauri
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Thu May 05, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mystery surrounds sudden appearance of spoof tourist brochure for non-existent island, where swimming pigs eat fish and Cate Blanchett keeps a pedal car
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why the Chinese love "World of Warcraft" so much, and no, it's not because gold-farming 12 hours a day beats pulling a double-shift at the Foxconn plant, well, not JUST because of that, anyway
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Listen carefully. You need to get as many stacks of dollar bills as possible, and you need to book a trip to Las Vegas for next March because HOT DAMN MAGIC MIKE IS COMING TO SIN CITY
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Next-gen gaming has been a bit pants so far, but sequels for any of these 10 games would really spice things up
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You party hard all night, and some random girl stencils something on your jacket. Next thing you know, you're in front of the Supreme Court, becoming a free speech icon. And you never really wanted to Fark the Draft, anyway
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The day after Donald Trump becomes the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, Republicans are suddenly keen on confirming Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Palin-Americans attack Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter for his education on climate change, come up with their own brand of "scientific explanations" including "Global warming? Ha, give me a break. Look at the north and south poles. Seems pretty cold to me"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
IBM puts its quantum computer online so anyone can try programming it
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
A third Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War game is coming, and it will combine the massive armies of the first game, the heroes and cover system of the second, and add titans for more mayhem
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're on Social Security, Barack Obama *IS* coming for your guns
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Hop-Con 4.0: Stone Brewing Company is teaming up with the nerdosphere to create tasty beverages. They're brewing beer with Jonah Ray, Alison Haislip, Alex Albrecht, Wil Wheaton, Aisha Tyler, Bobak Ferdowsi, Rileah Vanderbilt and some other guy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Blaming the media for Trump completely misses the real reasons" If you stop right there, you'll still be in agreement with Fox News, so savor that moment. This is Fark, we don't read the articles
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fearing Netflix steamroller, Hulu may soon offer full cable and broadcast channel streaming to consumers for $40/mo, positioned as attractive alternative to their ad-riddled reruns of broadcast TV shows
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hogan suing Gawker again, claiming that a site bold enough to publish a minute or so of his sex tape wasn't bold enough to reveal him a racist and had the National Enquirer do it
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yes, Mile High Stadium's naming rights are up for grabs after Sports Authority goes bankrupt. If only there were a clever way to use "Mile High" along with a Colorado based business to make for a good name joke
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In preparation for Un's upcoming coronation and nuclear brag fest, Best Korea places Pyongyang on lockdown and bans all weddings and funerals due to security concerns
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Edge makes history by becoming the first rock musician to play at the Sistine Chapel
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sports Authority goes belly up. Coming soon, UFIA Field at Mile High
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
ISIS has released a hit list of 3,000 New Yorkers whose names they seemingly pulled at random from the phone book
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Deeming prairie chickens a threat to national security, GOP seek to remove them from Endangered Species List, add to No-Fly List
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Half the world's farmed fish may be hard of hearing. Bet they didn't see that coming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incomprehensible DailyMail headline of the day: "Aidan O'Brien aiming to make up for Air Force Blue's failures at Newmarket when Minding takes on the 1,000 Guineas"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The season of Rosberg continues with him again on the pole and Hamilton coming from 10th due to engine failure. Boatass is outside pole after Vettel has a gearbox change. This is your Formula 1 Russian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 8am EDT
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(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
Prophetess never saw it coming
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in rainy Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're screaming in German and attacking a table with a hatchet, but the table won't break. What do you do? Why, you steal all the microphones to give to youths in prison. Duh
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Science finally explains why phone games suck. Or to class it up a bit: "We can finally explain why games that require accurate timing are annoyingly hard on touchscreens"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's attorney says a restraining order requested by his ex-fiancee is a publicity stunt. Almost as much of a publicity stunt as becoming engaged to Charlie Sheen
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Fisherman: Nope, nope, NOPE... why don't you keep swimming alien sea monster and get off my line
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tippi Hedren claims that birds were not the only thing harassing her while filming a classic Hitchcock movie
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's been a rough week but we made it... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Conquering the galaxy in Master of Orion? Dying in Dark Souls III? Perhaps finding that special someone in Stardew Valley? Let us know
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Did dinosaurs ever dream they were standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at them?
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Thu April 28, 2016
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Now you can relive all your childhood traumas and nightmares with the announcement of a new 'Watership Down' mini-series coming to Netflix. No word if it will be released on Halloween
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Europe's Strongest Man eats 11 times a day, consuming 8.3 pounds of food. Or as most Americans call that, seconds at the Old Country Buffet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, guys...I can quit goldfarming any time I want. I just don't want to
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Wed April 27, 2016
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
If you really want a mental health evaluation, there are better ways to get one than by ramming your car repeatedly into another car on the highway and screaming "ISIS" over and over. Just saying
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
When planning a trip to Las Vegas, make sure you know the difference between the Birmingham, Alabama airport and the Birmingham, England airport
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pay What You Want: Apps bundle for Mac - photo editing, 3D modeling, website WYSIWYG, record streaming music, & more. But no flying cars. I was promised flying cars (Sponsored Link)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot gamer girl banned from live streaming gameplay following a deluge of complaints. Presumably from people who missed her flashing
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Man finds source of annoying buzz coming from garage speaker - THOUSANDS OF BEES
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In an effort to fight global warming, actual quote FTA: MPs urged farmers to encourage their cattle to fart and belch less, to help cut down on air pollution
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
As more and more research indicates the Arctic is melting at an alarming rate, a satellite that plays a key part in monitoring the melting rate suddenly breaks down and won't be fixed anytime soon. How convenient
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First pot farming, then cock-fighting. What else was happening at Ohio site where eight were killed?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google patents self-flying drone delivery mechanism that sounds kind of kinky: "hovering above its delivery target, and slowly lowering packages through a tether" and calling out to the customer that it's coming and watch out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"It felt amazing, [but] it was in my head, 'I'm never doing this again.'" A reminder of why you're never doing this again is forthcoming
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Raiders to Vegas closer to becoming a realty reality
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Mon April 25, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Showtime reveals full cast list for upcoming Twin Peaks revival. All 217 of them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sorry Gov. Kasich, ''Electability" is not - and should not be - a qualification for becoming a presidential nominee
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The newest threat in Texas? People claiming to be "doctors of pastoral medicine." However, they aren't trained medical professionals, just members of churches who hold a fancy certificate. But they don't tell congregants they aren't doctors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Webb, who has long touted the values of the Confederacy, writes a bizarre white knight love letter about Andrew Jackson, claiming supporters of Harriet Tubman have a "dismissive characterization" of the former slaveholder
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I've been thinking about becoming a monk, a DeLasallean actually. Worth pursuing? Cons: chastity. Pros: work with kids for the rest of my life, and I'd have a good measure of spiritual fulfillment. What do you think?
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Sun April 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News uses a stuffed armadillo they tried to pass off as live in order to persuade viewers there is "nothing to worry about with global warming"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Much like pornography since the late 1990s, the NASCAR Xfinity Series is totally Buschless for a change. So sit back and enjoy the ToyotaCare 250 from Richmond International Raceway at 12:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1, assuming it doesn't rain
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who's Roger Daltrey starts off shaming AC/DC for replacing singer Brian Johnson, goes on to insult the entire continent of Australia. Makes you appreciate Pete Townshend for putting up with him all these years
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Don't panic and bring your towel... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? What games are you waiting for patiently (or maybe not so patiently)? This week subby has been playing Master of Orion: CtS & Stardew Valley
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After debating whether or not to ban Donald Trump from entering their nation, Britons find it offensive that Obama dared to have an opinion on their upcoming vote
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
U.S. doctors call to combat climate change, after seeing how much global warming has raised their country club dues because of all the additional golf course watering
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you knew that a large meteor was coming in three years that was going to cause major flooding to coastal areas (but not an extinction-level event), what would you do to prepare for that scenario?
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Teen electrocuted performing Jacob's Ladder experiment he saw on YouTube, leaves behind family, friends, a lingering smell
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Because what could be more natural than swimming with the dolphins in the middle of the Arizona desert?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(Eater)
 
 
 
A nudist pop-up restaurant is coming to London. Subby would like to go there, but he can't get the wrinkles out of his birthday suit
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Finally, an upside to Ted Cruz becoming the GOP nominee
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Videographer filming shooters gets great close up shots
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
In the coming years, we will find more and more Earth-like planets, but for now, here's a look at the world most like our home ever. Meet GJ 832d
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The success of Disney's live-action remake of "The Jungle Book" means one simple thing: a never-ending parade of Disney-classic remakes are coming, whether we want them or not
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Swimming great Grant Hackett is used to exposing his nipples as a swimmer, is accused of squeezing somebody else's on a plane
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Greenland is now melting at a potentially catastrophic pace. And we're all out of global warming jokes, so here's hoping you live inland. Waaaay far inland. Like in the Rockies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs guy who spurred the financial crisis by packaging garbage mortgages for sale has a brand new booming business: selling garbage homes at outrageous interest rates to people who can't get a traditional loan thanks to the financial crisis
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Upcoming Russian superhero film features a bear with a machine gun. No mention of cavalry
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't want to waste millions of dollars going out to Wyoming many months before to wine and dine and to essentially pay off all these people because a lot of it's a pay-off." Wyoming: "Here, Sen. Cruz, have all our delegates"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. AI is coming for you. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse. And it absolutely won't stop until we are all dead...in a few decades
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA take to Facebook to fight global warming denial. Relationship status: It's complicated
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Americans spend $30 billion a year on take-out pizza. How to make really good pizza at home to the left, arguments about Chicago's greatest shortcoming to the right
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the sea seemingly in retreat, Best Korea attempts to launch assault on its other arch nemesis, the sky. As you might imagine, things did not go according to plan
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Put down that stapler, it's Friday and time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? What should other Farkers try? This week subby played more new Master of Orion and Kim (Early Access open-world RPG based on the Kipling book)
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Thu April 14, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman faces child porn and accessory charges for live streaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend by her 29-year-old boyfriend. "Friend" may not be the right word to describe that relationship. Or "boyfriend"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White KY city councilman gets upset when colleague asks for travel reimbursement for attending a Kentucky Black Caucus event, claiming the group is racist for excluding white members and noting "even President-elect Ben Carson says so"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
BABYMETAL rocks America as "Metal Resistance" debuts in top 40 on 4/23 Billboard Album Chart, becoming first Japanese artist to chart there since Kyu Sakamoto and "Sukiyaki"
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Smoked, baked, braised, pulled, swimming in sauce, dry rub, whichever ya like. This here's a BBQ thread.. show us how it's done
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Gird your city structures, everyone's favorite giant lizard is coming back to Japan in the trailer for Godzilla: Resurgence and it ... looks .... awesome
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Coming soon to The Ocho, drone racing
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Ninth-grade girls hire male stripper to perform at their school's synchronized swimming club's annual banquet. Surprisingly, someone has a problem with that
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Redline)
 
 
 
"...I see no "revolution" coming in the poll results. Bernie's support comes from educated white males, young white women, Ta-Nehisi Coates, and the Screen Actors Guild. That's not a political revolution, that's the check out line at Whole Foods"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix announces it will begin streaming some of its content in the Ultra-def 4K HDR format so you will be able to see how badly their flagship show ,"Marco Polo" sucks like never before
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Zika Is Coming-Here's What You Should Know Before You Freak Out says article intended to click-bait you into freaking out
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
It's sad that we needed a research study to determine if there was consensus of the research into the cause of global warming, but here we are
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
If you're foaming at the mouth because you hate the Koch brothers so much, it could be because the nasty chemical fertilizers they produce might make you foam at the mouth
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
"For Good Men To See Nothing": Stories of blatant sexism in modern-day gaming, and how our collective inaction allows it to happen
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Stop me if you didn't see this one coming: GOP to move primary election goal posts yet again
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: From the creators of Scrivener: Scapple. Free-form, non-linear, mind-mapping software. Gluten-free and non-habit forming too. (Make brainstorming for your novel look like a crime investigation board.) (Sponsored Link)
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
School cop who was videoed body-slamming a sixth-grade girl now has more time to work on his WWE career
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Mon April 11, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
There's an island that has no pollinating birds or bees. And it's technically Australian, so whatever killed them off is probably coming after us next
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
That trash talking garbage you hear coming out of potty mouthed Trump all the time? Well here's a lexicographer to explain it and the sneaky agenda behind his dirty mouth
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Sun April 10, 2016
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Headlines this morning: "Sanders Wins Big In Wyoming". Reality: Sanders and Clinton won the exact same number of delegates
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Alaska Folk Festival)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that Livingston Stapler Company Presents will be preempted by the annual Alaska Folk Festival tonight. LGT festival site where live audio/video streaming is available
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If the Senate fails to act ... Obama could conclude that it has waived its right to participate in the process, and he could exercise his appointment power by naming Garland to the Supreme Court"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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Fri April 08, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 2 at Augusta finds a familiar name at the top. The wind will be up and it's time to separate the contenders from the pretenders. Streaming starts at 9:37am EDT and ESPN coverage begins at 3:00pm EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Global warming increases food poisoning and decreases the nutritional value of crops. However, people who want to get a head start on building up an immunity can now begin by eating more often at Chipotle
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's Friday so welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Have you picked up anything new? This week saw the releases of Enter the Gungeon, 1979 Revolution: Black Friday, as well as patches for MOO etc
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy preparing for the inevitable failure of Ghostbusters by announcing she will be returning for Netflix's upcoming Gilmore Girls revival
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
JC Penney refuses to pull the plug on their period skirt, even thougn people are screaming bloody murder over it
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese architect designs invisible train, claims nobody will see that coming
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A video of Iggy Pop using his cock for facial grooming is much more adorable than it sounds
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man sets up the perfect murder by claiming self defense in his front yard. Well, perfect except for his own surveillance cameras recording the whole incident
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
'Rogue One' trailer hasn't even been up for a day and people are already claiming that Jyn Erso is Rey's Mom, or something
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
It's day one at Augusta and the field is full, with one notable exception. Arnie didn't make the starting group this year. Streaming starts at 9:30am EDT and ESPN coverage begins at 3:00pm EDT A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gym blasted for body-shaming advertisement claiming aliens will "take the fat ones first", even though of course they will
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(Google)
 
 
 
Nerds prepare to put away their bullet-proof limousines and gold-plated baseball bats as Zynga announces the upcoming closure of Mafia Wars
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says there is a "realistic" possibility that London gets an NFL franchise. Which would be impressive if it weren't coming from a league that couldn't get a team in the nation's second largest city for 21 years
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Costa Rica Star)
 
 
 
Let's just say that if doctors need to surgically remove an 18-inch vegetable from your rectum, perhaps farming isn't for you
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Warriors are coming dangerously close to not winning 73 games. In fact, they are close to losing the Western conference lead to the Spurs
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have run out of wit, Please bring some honey. Also, try to write a little and share some of your stories. We have a book we're compiling. An anthology of sorts. Also, there's a Fark Book Fair coming soon. THIS is the Fark Writer's thread
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
This morning all of London is asking, "The hell is that thing swimming up the Thames?"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daisy get a horrifying glimpse of the future (9:00 on ABC), and on iZombie, Liv eats a brain that makes her more like she was prior to becoming a zombie (9:00 on CW)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter outbids major media companies, secures streaming rights for Thursday night NFL games. Tweet revenge
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Triton has restarted its Indiegogo funding after claiming a new way that they think they might be able to claim that it possibly might be able to make artificial gills seem to perhaps maybe do something similar to working
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden's Supreme Court decides that public artworks on the street are only ~kinda~ public. GTFO Wiki & Pinterest. Also, incoming stories of Google Streetview cars attacked "by moose" in 3... 2
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
It sucks when you're Ted Cruz and you've been wrongly accused of having an affair. It sucks worse when a fake account uses your picture claiming to have had an affair with Ted Cruz
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Sure, Farkers love cats. They even get their own day (and their own tag). But when was the last time you heard about a hero cat rescuing people? Yeah, thought so. So enjoy some heart-warming tales about the superior species
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana dispensary wants to buy naming rights for Mile High Stadium and rename it "Native Roots Field at Mile High." No word on why they passed on "Eight Mile High Stadium"
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Turkeys' lust can be alarming
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Upcoming Fallout 4 DLC will add vehicles and over 1000 miles of freeway so you can finally live out your Mad Max fantasies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Massive incoming solar storm means your GPS might not work tomorrow
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(US News)
 
 
 
Ten common pieces of travel advice you should actually never follow. It's not on the list, so I'm assuming you still should always look for the biggest, toughest local and punch him in the face as a way of getting respect
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Deeper than the cheeto dust on your keyboard, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you picked up/been playing this week? This week, GOG & 2K struck a deal and released all the original X-COM games, Pirates, Railroad Tycoon 2 & 3 etc
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
In what is perhaps the worst Star Wars news since they introduced Jar-Jar, many families are naming their kids Kylo and Ren. Chewie, Boba Fett die a little inside at the thought
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Superman v Batman's critical drubbing has WB/DC executives so panicked, they're spending millions on reshoots for the upcoming Suicide Squad movie to add more "fun"
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