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Sun April 20, 2014
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Remember how Tarantino got furious and cancelled his upcoming Western because of a script leak? Well I don't remember a gosh darn thing. You were saying?
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(6)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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Sat April 19, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know spring is officially here when flowers start blooming again, birds start chirping again, and Houston Rockets fans start thinking their team can go all the way again
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin plans to sue satirical news website for publishing headline claiming she was fighting with Patti LaBelle. This is worse than when Franklin sold Amy Winehouse the very cocaine she overdosed on
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(30)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sarah McLachlan to release her first new album in four years, go on tour, make you change the channel as soon as you hear that one damn song because you know that dog torture porn is coming
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(52)
 
(XKCD)
 
 
 
Take a close look at this comic. You're going to be seeing LOTS of it in the comments section of the Politics tab in the coming years
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The conservative lawyer who defended California's ban on gay marriage at the Supreme Court is at work on another project: planning his daughter's upcoming same-sex wedding ceremony
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(91)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden says he'll tell Obama first if he plans to run for President in 2016. That's assuming he gets permission from Hillary first, of course
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
2009-11: Medicare catches doctors scamming the system out of millions. 2012: Medicare pays millions to doctors they caught scamming the system
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's COO leaves Yahoo after making $244,000 a day, assuming he worked weekends
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(22)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean these are the warriors we are going up against in the upcoming robot apocalypse? Um, no. No way. Nope. No no no. Here, take my weapon. I'll sit this one out
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(49)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline opponents carve 80-acre message in field, presumably without consuming fossil fuel
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So you know the Duggars' "Quiverfull" movement? Apparently it's also awesome for grooming underage sex slaves
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(175)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenager decides to take a selfie next to an oncoming train. Train conductor decides to give him a reality check with his boot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dad of the Year proud of his little pumpkin becoming a mum. Wat? So what if she's only twelve and the father is only thirteen
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Tue April 15, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's the death knell for America's retail workforce as the business of selling stuff is becoming much more efficient. Otherwise known as the Amazon Effect/Walmart Effect
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(83)
 
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's National Fossil Hall will be welcoming its first nearly-complete T. rex specimen and you can watch the arrival live stream at 9am EDT, and get a glimpse of their new Rex Room
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Mon April 14, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Another DC Comics adaptation is coming to TV. You've never heard of this one either
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(62)
 
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A mini ice age? In MY global warming? It's more likely than you think
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(139)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Advice article for people just getting into online gaming tells them to ignore the social aspects of the game because online trolls are scary. Up next: advice article for dealing with non-communicative noobs ruining your favorite online game
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(136)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
White supremacy was quickly put down by the people of our nation. But now, another threat has emerged: pastel riders in the night, clothed in rainbowed hoods, coming to burn a triangle on your front lawn: the Gay-K-K
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Sun April 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress has pissed off the rest of the world again, with Republicans blocking IMF reforms that the rest of the world has overwhelmingly approved. The non-vote will actually weaken America's influence. Dick move, GOP
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(135)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
De-evolution: want to go back to living in caves? Keep driving your fat SUVs. INTL scientists release report from Berlin. UN Panel screams: wake the hell up guys. 2050 is looming - w mass extinctions
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(190)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
"Crews confirmed one cow was in the swimming pool and was not distressed"
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(20)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Because people will pay to see anything with Jennifer Lawrence in it, the upcoming adaptation of East of Eden will be split into two different movies since there is "so much story to tell"
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Driving in Oregon and want to flash your headlights to warn drivers of an upcoming speed trap? Judge: Not a problem
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(55)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest economic struggle facing America today? Convincing youths that farming is an acceptable career choice
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Fri April 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A spokesman for Iran's mission to the UN, Hamid Babaei, described the decision as 'regrettable' and said it contravened international law." Kinda like storming an embassy and holding the diplomats hostage, amirite?
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(48)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday MMA: Live from Abu Dhabi, UFC Fight Night 39, with Big Country vs Big Nog, streaming at 12:15 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass. Later, Bellator 116 starting at 7 PM ET on Spike.com and Spike TV, followed by RFA 14 at 10 PM ET on AXS TV
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(212)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
So this is what a Buffalo Ranch Doritos Locos Taco would look like, because Taco Bell says something new is coming
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(62)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift powered Tron light-cycle simulator could be the future of arcade gaming - just don't get sucked in
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(27)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Banks now using game theory to catch customers gaming the bank on loan applications. "When you fill out an application form, you can lie. The purpose of my work is to catch liars"
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(14)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
1999 was a hell of a year for PC gaming: System Shock 2 and Age of Empires II have had reboots, and now Outcast -- a sandbox mix of Fallout 3 and Stargate -- is gunning for a second chance
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(55)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Researchers discover the secret behind procrastination, announce a press conference for seriously right after they finish washing the dishes and vacuuming behind the couch
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(4)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Certified organic pork rinds with extra stubble? Coming to a Walmart near you
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(37)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's a question you probably haven't spent enough time wondering about: Do camel farts contribute to global warming? And if so, how much?
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(104)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Even without the streaming video, jury awards $5,001 to a man whose coffee pot was tainted with urine
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(50)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Incredibly rare "back-to-back" maximum eclipses are coming
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Actress gets sued for not performing nude scene in SkineMax series. Judge to rule: "Why the fark are you even on this show if you didn't want to get naked?"
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"More and more athletes are coming out of the closet...it seems homosexuality really is contagious." You may want to rethink that headline, Slate
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(85)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lost wallet returned missing $40, but with a heartwarming note
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(46)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britons warned to eat fewer baked beans due to impact on global warming and proliferation of Dutch ovens
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(55)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
I'm getting a squealing noise coming from the front driver's side wheel well
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(34)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Summer is coming, and with it, the most famous nebula in the night sky
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(20)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"The next step in interactive gaming could come in the form of a handheld game controller that gauges the player's brain activity and monitors their emotions and throws more zombies on the screen when it senses the player is bored" (pics)
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(23)
 
(CNN Turk)
 
 
 
Opposition leader gets punched in the face while giving a speech in parliament. Ironic: for claiming that Turkey has a problem with the Rule of Law
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(6)
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"I've never seen any physical abuse or anything like that. I've just, verbal altercations, yelling and screaming. You know he drives a big diesel wrecker so I know that whenever they fight, I've seen her throw clothes out the door"
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
If you find The Walking Dead to be too depressing, well, then, does SyFy have some great news for you: They are teaming up with the studio responsible for Sharknado and are making a lighthearted TV series about the zombie apocalypse
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(100)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy who has been fighting a murder conviction for almost 30 years, claiming he was framed by infamous Boston Mobster James "Whitey" Bulger, is getting help on his case from an unexpected source: James "Whitey" Bulger himself
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(15)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Another top banking figure is found dead, this time with his wife and daughter. There is a storm coming
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(174)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CBS would like you to know that we are all about to die a screaming bloody death
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(97)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Casting for the new Star Wars film is almost complete, and some filming has already begun, though the lensflares won't be added until principal photography is wrapped up
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(89)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times editorial page: Obama needs to quit blaming other people for his failings - besides, as accredited sycophants, blaming other people for Obama's failings is OUR job
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OMG after 14 hours baby is coming out now #inlabor #ouch
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(44)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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Sat April 05, 2014
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Capt. Obvious checking in to tell you there is a LOT of booze in the dribble coming off our favorite state
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(24)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
As expected, the Northwestern Wildcats football coach strongly encouraged his team to vote against forming a union on Saturday
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ed Wood brings us a charming tale of a well-to-do teenage girl who leads a gang of female rapists and thugs in The Violent Years from MST3K season 6. Mike, Servo, and Crow turn morality to hilarity. "Pajamas, jazz, and communism. This is WILD"
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(4)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Slamming into the Moon at high speed, in order to kick up a dust cloud for analysis. How LADEE-like
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(22)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The rise in Americans who claim no religious affiliation coincides with the rise of the Internet, global warming, and pirates
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(170)
 
(Queerty)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here are a bunch of world leaders transforming into drag queens. (with FABULOUS pics)
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It appears Amazon didn't do their homework too well when they were finding a name for their new streaming TV player
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
When an organization exposes people to toxic pollutants without informing them of the risks, it's time to shutter that organization
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(285)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton tells Jimmy Kimmel that after becoming president he checked out Area 51 to make sure it had no UFOS, and that he "wouldn't be surprised" if aliens existed-hot, hot, aliens with green skin and metal space bikinis, and extra boobies
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(108)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Channel produces first basic-cable special on MH370. Upcoming TLC special will examine whether redneck dwarves downed flight, while H posits aliens
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(18)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former baseball star Lenny Dykstra has filed a lawsuit claiming the prison guards in the prison he was in brutally beat him, nearly as bad as opponents did to his Phillies teams
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(29)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jones-Drew believes Schaub can lead the raiders to a Superbowl, confirming that if you spend enough time on the Jaguars even a black hole looks like an upgrade. (autoplay video)
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(57)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Veterinarians in one state have noticed an alarming rise in bacterial infections amongst canines that can be spread to humans, urge owners to have their dogs vaccinated, especially since the bacterial infection can be passed sexually
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(38)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
HP reaches $57 million settlement in lawsuit claiming they misled investors about their business strategy. Apparently they told shareholders that their plan was to actually make a profit
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(21)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Seismic activity detected in Redmond as 800-pound gorilla starts to stomp around. Windows is now free for devices under 9", universal apps coming for your PC, Windows phone, and Xbox, and oh yeah, the start menu? It's coming back
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(284)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The 2014 Russian Army world tour may soon be coming to Belarus, the Baltic states and Finland
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(110)
 
(Uproxx)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien achieves his lifelong dream of becoming a Mary Kay beauty consultant, Avon no longer calling
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(6)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The death of the WASP" They never saw the rolled-up newspaper coming
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(45)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The best way to curb global warming could be a low-key nuclear war
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(43)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Naming an alligator 'Puppy Puppy' is legal. Hand-feeding it breakfast cereal is not
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(12)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Obama's chickens are coming home to roost, and what a mess they are making
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(94)
 
(Science A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Breast lifts, as opposed to breast enlargement, becoming the go-to procedure among American women but really, gals, we're good with either (SFW)
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(121)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The Flaming Lips release new companion album to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon that synches up with it and The Wizard of Oz (no, really), and you can listen to it here
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(33)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dottie Sandusky is blaming the boys her husband raped. Must be working on a book
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(180)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
The hits just keep on coming as General Motors issues recalls for Silverado, Suburban, Tahoe, Yukon, Sierra, Cruze models, bringing the total of cars recalled up to 4.8 million in 2 months
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(22)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Deputy shoots man after catching couple having sex in a community pool. To be fair to the deputy, he could see the man was coming right at him
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(160)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Video of Friday's quake hitting birthday party at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor near epicenter...beats a flaming SabreJet. Warning: footage contains perplexed youth wearing straw boaters
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(10)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: WSOF 9, with Rousimar "Oh, Did He Tap?" Palhares vs Steve Carl for the welterweight title. Prelims stream free at 6 PM ET, main card on NBC Sports Network at 9 PM ET (and also streaming free on NBCsports.com)
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(99)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
The splendor of spring in Chicago: The flowers are blooming, the tourists are at the Bean, and the gangbangers have come out of hibernation to shoot each other
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(49)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jerry Bruckheimer reveals the "plot" of Top Gun 2, which is surprising considering the first one didn't have a plot so much as it had homoerotic volleyball games, flying, and Val Kilmer hamming it up
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Actress says all women are sexually attracted to other women, oh and she also has a new movie coming out
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carolina Chocolate Drops performing "Hit 'Em Up Style". You're welcome
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(16)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi is barred from office for two years, but will still play an important role in upcoming elections. In other news, bribery, tax fraud, and soliciting an underage prostitute only get you barred from office for two years in Italy
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(18)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you live in Louisiana and recently filled up with Exxon gasoline, you might want to save your receipt for the upcoming class action suit
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(32)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(TG Daily)
 
 
 
"Gamers aren't the antisocial basement-dwellers we see in pop culture stereotypes, they're highly social people. This won't be a surprise to the gaming community, but it's worth telling everyone else. Loners are the outliers in gaming, not the norm"
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(64)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Devo to tour, performing "experimental" music from before they had a record contract. Take that, Fleetwood Mac
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(28)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Director of the classic '80s action flicks Firestarter and Commando has made a new film about a giant swimming tyrannosaurus rex
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(28)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Parents sue school claiming son got PTSD after being put in detention
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(66)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Goodell says millions of fans want an NFL team in Los Angeles. A couple thousand of them might actually attend the games. You know, after two or three Super Bowl victories of course. And assuming the 105 isn't too backed up
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(59)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-LGBT activist Linda Harvey: The 'Gay-stapo' are coming to 'corrupt' your kids
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(137)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Harkin warns his fellow senators of a coming student loan bubble, finally realizes that what the media has been discussing for nearly a year is true
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(63)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
MSNBC in serious financial trouble after findings that "b-b-b-b-b-b-butBush" has a limited shelf life as a programming model
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(91)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
If you were counting on a hot, steaming bowl of bat soup to get you through until dinner, your plans just changed
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Idaho and Wyoming raise speed limits to 80 miles per hour, which is still around 10 below what people are actually driving
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(76)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
The coder running for Congress recommends JavaScript as a first programming language, loses crucial Python vote
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(103)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news for the GOP: a core group is leaning more Republican now than at any time in the past three administrations. Bad news for the GOP: That demographic is shrinking and becoming more extreme at the same time
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(126)
 
(The Chive)
 
 
 
He's never had an agent or manager. No one knows if he's going to show up for filming. He has a plaque in his honor in Woodstock (Illinois). He once paid Wes Anderson $16K to be in a movie. He is...the most casual actor on the planet
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(142)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Fanbolt)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe had an odd relationship with Emma Watson while filming 'Noah'. When asked about it Crowe said: We did Viennese waltz lessons every Sunday. And then we would go and have a cup of tea
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(52)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Racing legend Michael Schumacher "becoming less and less likely" to emerge from a coma
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(35)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists are sharply divided on global warming over whether or not to tell the Syrians the bad news
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(68)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Good news: 'Prometheus 2' is coming in 2016. Bad news: it's written by the guy who penned 'The Green Lantern'
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(97)
 
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
An analysis of the upcoming Louisville - Kentucky matchup, that begins with a Cool Runnings reference because 'nuff people say, you know they can't believe, Kentucky, we have a basketball team in the Sweet 16
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(9)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Ok stem cells are coming out
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(9)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sick of being caught in tug-of-war between Ukraine, the EU, and Russia, the city of Donetsk votes 61% in favor of seceding and becoming part of....the UK?
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(58)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifteen flamingos from Frankfurt found flaccid. Police pursuing potential perpetrators
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(35)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This week's excuse for our inabiltity to find the missing airliner? *shakes magic 8 ball* Global warming
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(79)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. joins NASCAR fans everywhere in dreaming of the day when he finally retires
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(19)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Daily Mail newsroom has no time for idle chitchat, fills gaping maw of Internet with endless stream of new articles, steaming hot: "between 500 and 600 articles and 2,000 pictures per day, relentlessly milking stories even when actual news is scant"
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(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Comcast and Apple talk streaming-TV deal, letting Apple's set-top boxes "bypass congestion on the web"
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(43)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at Catwoman and Bruce Wayne from Fox's upcoming Gotham. That cautious optimism we all felt at seeing the first few cast members has now sort of waned at this latest revelation
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(106)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
100 different governments and thousands of scientists will be meeting in Japan this week to perpetuate the global warming myth
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is coming way out of left/center/right field, but do you know that Hillary is thinking of running for "the" office in 2016? Somebody needs to get some players on the field to catch this
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Producers of 7 Fast 7 Furious announce they have finished filming and found a way to finish the film by respecting Paul Walker's tragic death. Naw, kidding; they're going to use body doubles, CGI, and dub his voice to make the film flow
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(58)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Yeah...we know you're staying here in case your loved ones come back from that missing plane but...we need this hotel because we have a race coming up so, do you mind...leaving?" - Ferrari's Formula One Team
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(93)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
DWI attorney, and publisher of "DWI checkpoints" Facebook page, arrested "after exiting the passenger side of his vehicle while intoxicated and informing his driver of her right to refuse a sobriety test"
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(147)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Portland man finds rat swimming in his toilet. Officials: "It's quite common"
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(26)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you lie to a cop by claiming you were driving and talking on your cell phone because your mother was at home with chest pains, mom's going to wonder why there are paramedics at her house and what your mug shot is doing in the papers
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(17)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Texas city decides they do not want a chicken-hawk, draft-dodging, pedophile performing at their Fourth of July festival after all
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(155)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego State student government candidate under fire for having bikini-clad coeds swimming and jumping on trampolines in ad and you're not even reading this anymore are you
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(95)
 
(Trek Today)
 
 
 
Leonard Nimoy, who was dead, then wasn't, then was retired from acting, then wasn't, then retired again but made a cameo and was last seen on life support in a wheelchair will be performing with the Boston Pops this May. Suck it, Vaders
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(26)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Pacific Rim 2 is coming, but only if it "has something to say", promises Legendary Pictures CEO who likes to say things via monster-punching robots
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen collapses and falls into a coma after consuming 4 liters of energy drinks during 16-hour COD binge. Pfft. Amateur console peasant
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(89)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Research shows that Freud was wrong about negative aspects of repressed memories, saying they are actually a good coping mechanism. Study was done using Cubs fans who still keep coming back to Wrigley Field
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of releases coming out on vinyl for Record Store Day 2014. Interestingly, some are not the usual whiny hipster crap
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(31)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Bill Watterson grants a rare interview and loans a bunch of original strips to the second-ever only Calvin and Hobbes exhibition. Coming soon to a town near you. If you live in Columbus, Ohio
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(86)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The one consolation to be gleaned from reading the AAAS' alarming report on climate change is that it is, ultimately, a self-correcting scenario
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(214)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
NSA takes the gloves off, comes this close to claiming Snowden is a hipster
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(29)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
First trailer for FX's upcoming "Fargo." Watch Martin Freeman with an American accent, or whatever the heck they call that dialect up there, doncha know
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(47)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Habit-forming video of Italian nun singing Alicia Keys song while other sisters cheer her on. Next week: Like A Virgin
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As we prepare for a new Muppets movie to hit theaters, walk back with me on Nostalgia Road and enjoy this clip of Kermit the Frog performing the Oscar-nominated "Rainbow Connection" live at the 1980 Academy Awards
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(16)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
Video
 
The fourth and final "Game of Thrones: Season 4" trailer has been released. April 6th is coming
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(25)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
'Doonesbury' creator Gary Trudeau is no longer drawing daily comics so he can focus on his TV show, but that's not stopping readers from assuming this is all part of a vast, right-wing plot by newspaper editors to silence him forever
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(77)
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"That's where the flaming, oil-soaked toilet paper comes in"
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(19)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Spoilers: New Doctor Who monster that looks like a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros has been spotted during filming
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(36)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby thinks employees using their insurance to pay for birth control is a sin. It also considers doctors simply informing employees that birth control even exists to be a sin
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(118)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Arkansas school that banned gay student's coming out story in yearbook relents to public pressure. Ha, just kidding, they doubled down and banned other students from mentioning his coming out story
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(276)
 


Tue March 18, 2014
(Google)
 
 
 
Britain halts arms exports to Russia, in other news Britain has been arming Russia
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Night Court is becoming a tourist attraction. Ooookay
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(55)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus, Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips, and Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT create a Beatles cover at Hanson's Tulsa studio, and if any of that made sense to you, you might be as high as they were when they did it
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For Saint Patrick's Day, I give you: the Dubliners and the Pogues performing the 'Irish Rover'
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(4)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Listen up you dirty hippies, one of the realities of pot farming is that you kill lots of things
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(109)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The high school dance is becoming obsolete, with these damn kids today preferring to just drink and fark without all the needless pageantry and expense
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Sun March 16, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Word out of KC is the agent for Emmanuel Sanders is a low down dirty, backstabbing, two-timing, shyster; this charlatan pulled a double deal so dastardly it almost made a congressman blush
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cool: Little known progressive band does kick ass Tull cover. Ultra cool: the band is subby's uncles. Here's Magellan performing "Aqualung." RIP Wayne
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(9)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Girl's favorite band plays a set in her hospital room after horrific SXSW drunk driver crash. Subby's wondering where all these dusty onions are coming from
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(55)
 
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, the "This is totally not a cafe thread" goodness of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show, featuring eclectic music madness from our third-favorite Alaskan farker. (Listen Live link)
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Fox Sports MSN)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver has substitutes willing to take his place if his wife goes into labor. No word on who he will choose to hold her hand and put up with her insults and screaming
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(13)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
NASA is now looking for the missing Malaysia Airlines jet, which should help if any of the kooky theories about aliens beaming it up to their mothership are true
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(53)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
If you watch only one clip in which Jon Stewart utterly destroys Fox News for the steaming piles of crap rolling off bullshiat mountain, make it this one
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(229)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan filming a guest appearance on a sit-com? It was such a train wreck during the taping that even the audience left out of frustration. "There is not a member of the audience who couldn't do a better job than Lindsay Lohan did last night"
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Oscar Goldman resigns from OSI claiming that bureaucrats spend more time in meetings rejigging data to make it look like they're doing something, than actually being productive
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Phone call metadata can betray detailed information about your life. Researchers have identified a cannabis grower an MS sufferer and a visitor to an abortion clinic using nothing more than the timing and destination of their phone calls"
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(41)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Passengers save a baby who stopped breathing on plane. Screaming now permitted
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(11)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Trucker tries to get out of speeding fine by blaming club foot birth defect
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(10)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
Texans freak out over use of term "haboob" instead of "dust storm" in meteorological report, blaming Muslim boob in White House for change in terminology
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering where Paul Ryan was coming from, he quotes a white nationalist while blaming poverty on lazy "inner-city" men. Outreach achieved
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(310)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Mysterious disappearance of Malaysian airline gets slightly less mysterious as worker on an oil rig platform of the coast of Vietnam sends an e-mail to his bosses saying he saw a flaming jetliner plunge into the sea
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(206)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
International observers hope the personal rapport between the German Chancellor and the Russian dictator will help defuse the looming crisis in eastern Europe, of course they hoped that in 1938 too and look how that worked out for everybody
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today in 'things Helen Keller could have seen coming': EA servers fail to cope with launch of new AAA online-only title
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(83)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Upcoming League Cup Final between Inverness and Aberdeen likely to be played in an empty stadium
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(9)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
"The simple fact is that Formula One just is not a sport. The driver in the best car wins, every single time and the dullness is overwhelming. F1 is just a bunch of automatons driving for faceless corporations"
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(108)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The aliens are coming. And they want poutine and milk in a bag
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(29)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network announces new slate of original programming. Titles include "Tom & Jerry," "Scooby-Doo," and "Looney Tunes"
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(97)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at each state's official meat, assuming it could only have one. Looks like I'm moving Texas, after all
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(196)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Motorists stuck in traffic use man's yard as a restroom. Homeowner has the evidence on streaming video
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(47)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
In anticipation of the upcoming WrestleMania, here are the 29 main events in its history ranked from worst to first
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(52)
 


Mon March 10, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Colorado collects $2 millon in recreational pot taxes. Who could have seen that coming? Oh, about 300 million Americans
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(111)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Canadians are so polite, mild-mannered, modest, unassuming, open-minded. Thank God my family fled that oppressive influence before it could change me." - Texas Sen. Ted Cruz
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(57)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now Nancy Grace may not have realized this because apparently she was a lousy lawyer back in the day, but falsely claiming the cops found someone's DNA at a crime scene is called "libel"-and a very bad idea when the libelled person is a Kennedy
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(108)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Conservative CBS reporter resigns, claiming network was liberally biased because it would not allow her to only investigate stories based on her conservative bias
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(77)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What does global warming and the fact that it always rains on your weekend off have in common? Here comes the science
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(128)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
A Texas zoo wants help naming 3 ugly ass lion cub sisters. We should totally help them out, as only Fark can
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(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nation of Farrakhan raking in profits from farming subsidies. "This is no longer about farm policy, it's merely a transfer mechanism from one set of Americans who pay taxes to another set who know how to game the system"
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(53)
 


Sun March 09, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Psychologists coin new mental disease: distress from thinking about Global Warming
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(126)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up right after this song by Traffic, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of music hosted live from Juneau by a Farker. LGT stream
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(156)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Fourteen of the hottest acts at the upcoming SXSW festival. Your favorite band isn't on there because they're too cool to play music and become accessible, but good news: Damon Alban is still working
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(46)
 


Fri March 07, 2014
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The global warming debate is settled, okay? It's not happening. Book it. Done
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(202)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Report: Knicks met with Phil Jackson about becoming the team's next head coach, with the Zen master demonstrating to the Knicks GM the sound of one hand slapping him upside the head for even suggesting such a thing
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(22)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
The Bus Pass Elvis Party is becoming a force to be reckoned with in British politics, with a platform including legalized brothels with mandatory seniors' discounts
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(3)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Darryl Issa apologizes to Elijah Cummings for cutting off his microphone, ending an ugly chapter in committee hearing history and allowing the GOP to get back to its core work of proving that Fox News fever dreams are real scandals
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(98)
 
(Fighters Only Magazine)
 
 
 
UFC comes to Istanbul. Where it is illegal to show on TV, and streaming sites will be cut off in April
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(4)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The good news: The world is becoming a better place. The bad news: For malaria parasites
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(3)
 
(24TV (Ukraine))
 
 
 
Ukraine Channel 24 streaming site. You may want to bookmark this
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(50)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Bad: Drinking and driving. Really bad: passing out in your car Fark: Having a cop wake you up, pressing the gas and slamming into a police car, then refusing to exit the vehicle
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(12)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's illegal to put a dolphin in your swimming pool
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bitcoin exchange CEO suspected to be on a misadventure, battling Clu on the Gaming Grid
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(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Intrepid journalists explore what happens when you run the first 13 sentences of "The Sun Also Rises" through the new Hemingway editing app
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(26)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Caption Darrell Issa storming out of his own hearing
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(76)
 
(PCB007)
 
 
 
We all knew Skynet was coming, we just didn't know it was born in New Jersey
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(14)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Instability in Russia and a looming world crises causes price of gold to drop. Kinda the opposite of what the gold bugs predicted, but anyone who didn't sell when gold was $1,900 an ounce doesn't deserve to be listened to
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tea party group manages to blame Mitch McConnell for gay marriage. Next steps possibly include blaming Reagan for zombies and Juggalos for the existence of magnets
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(37)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Climate change is mostly blah stuff - we're short a few polar bears, some polar ice we'll never walk on is melting, long-term climate models whatever and DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF COFFEE
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(134)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Monday: Obama is a spineless jellyfish. Yesterday: Obama's spine is Adamantium with wrath to fear, etc. Today: Obama is a know-nothing who couldn't see this coming. Tomorrow: Obama is wise sage who picked next week's lottery numbers
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(314)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New parents take infant to swanky ski resort and are appalled to find anonymous note under their door addressing their screaming baby, selfishness, lack of common sense and neighbors' ruined sleep. Naturally they run to the media
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(221)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Forget the Nolan movies. Forget the upcoming Zack Snyder crossover film. This right here is the Batman movie we need. This is the Batman movie we deserve. It just happens to be a video game
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says he's going to be a little too busy in Rome reforming the Vatican in the next few months to use his summer house, so he's letting us all borrow it instead
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coming soon to Britain: Obedience classes for poor people who need to be "broken in" to be more middle class
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(73)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's amazing what becoming Jennifer Lawrence's boyfriend can do for your career
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(13)
 
(RTCC)
 
 
 
Fearing the effects of global warming, Swamp Germans upgrade their formidable dykes
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(13)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton hemorrhaging Twitter followers after he made a joke about Philip Seymour Hoffman's death. Bet he didn't see that coming
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(59)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
NASA accident report shows that Italian astronaut with water-filled helmet was dangerously close to becoming Major Tom
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(51)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you missed Bill Murray's heart-warming Oscars presentation hijack to pay tribute to Harold Ramis now is the time
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(95)
 
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Here are 22 pictures from the 1970s that prove the Oscars were a hell of a lot drunker and way more fun than they ever will be again. Includes C-3PO jamming with an air guitar in front of a giant Oscar statuette and Farrah Fawcett in her prime
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(32)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Marketing and branding gurus begin to target up-and-coming generation of Google Glass users. It's the perfect marriage of assholes and Glassholes
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(8)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh's crazy batshiat foaming-at-the-mouth act has worn thin with some 49ers players
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(50)
 


Sun March 02, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Mr. Anderson, there are more 'Matrix' movies coming to theaters in 2017
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(135)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(235)
 


Sat March 01, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family hears sounds coming from their backyard all night and when they investigate in the morning they discover the noise is from: A) a coyote B) a bear C) a 2-year-old Native American
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(87)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Heads up LA... Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and his Bros are coming to town for the Oscars and an appearance on Kimmel. Why? Why the hell not... This has the potential to set the script for "Hangover episode Ford"
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(69)
 
(Daily Grindhouse)
 
 
 
This month's batch of new Netflix streaming releases gives you Taxi Driver, Dr. Strangelove, Night of the Living Dead, Blue is the Warmest Color and over 100 other movies you'll pretend you're going to watch
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(72)
 


Fri February 28, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood decides they aren't performing enough abortions, comes up with new plan on how to get more women involved
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(111)
 
(Videogamer)
 
 
 
Gays may be coming out in entertainment, sports and politics, but it will be years before any video game company will release a major title with a gay protagonist
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(150)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Bret Easton Ellis and Rob Zombie teaming for TV drama on The Manson Murders. This is...not a bad idea
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(47)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Engelbert Humperdinck is releasing his first-ever duets album, teaming up with legends like Elton John, Smokey Robinson, Willie Nelson, and for some reason, Gene Simmons
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man is suing McDonald's for $1.5 million claiming he can't work due to the "undue mental anguish" caused when a manager refused to give him another napkin
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(135)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam's "Watchmen" would have ended with a time travel plot twist transforming the surviving members into mere costumed yahoos who hang out at the Chinese Theatre. Dude, wait what?
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood is getting ready to go all ACORN on the upcoming elections
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(300)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Cumberbiatches' go to town with Cumberbatch swimming photo. Hilarity ensues
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former sportscaster and failed US Senate candidate Craig James sues Fox Sport over his firing claiming that he was fired for his religious beliefs and not because he's a flaming asshole
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(47)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Guy goes to a hospital claiming to be the stepbrother of a man in coma. Does the hospital C) Let him pull the plug on the life support?
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(114)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Why Marvel's upcoming "Guardians of the Galaxy" will be a box-office flop
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(291)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pine scent is caused by trees trying to turn back global warming
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(12)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Chicagoans prepare for another miserable 12-16 inches coming this weekend. But enough about their pizza
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Arquette's wife Christina McLarty nixes 'Astro' as unborn son's name. Thank you, God, for creating one person in Hollywood who doesn't think naming a child after a cartoon dog is a great idea
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(36)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Percentage of things coming out of Texas that are steers drops sharply
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(478)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
Operation Hennessey Underwater SeaLab becoming reality. Steve Zissou unvailable for comment
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(48)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that police can get around your refusal to allow them to search your residence by arresting you and coming back later when you aren't home
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(135)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
The days of our long national fatness are definitely coming to a middle
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(48)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
Didn't see that one coming did you? Couple's crystal ball sparks house fire after being left out in the sun
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(21)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Skills of the Edward Snowden action figure, US military considers developing a holy hand grenade, and Istanbul becoming a clusturducken: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/16 - 2/22
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(4)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Farmers' Alamac forecasting methodology beats the Global Warming Nutjobs ... again
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(92)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch this incredible footage of a skier in Utah just barely avoiding becoming a part of an avalanche he/she triggered
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(25)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Fish and Wildlife Service spends $175,000 to study the "swimming abilities" of fish. A preliminary report says their swimming abilities are pretty good
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(22)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After host Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired faster than an awkward two-step, Dancing With The Stars hires Fox Sports' (and Season 10 contestant) Erin Andrews as new co-host for their upcoming 18th season
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(84)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 5 years of getting nothing done and watch him seemingly lose his way, America has to wonder what the hell Barack Obama's presidency is for
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(230)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists say volcanic eruptions have slowed global warming in recent years, leading to hope for a rebound in numbers of pirates
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(40)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Faced with a looming water shortage, Arizona leaders are looking at building a water desalinization plant. Which would be great if Arizona was anywhere near salt water
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(142)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Increasingly, A.A. is becoming A.A.A., so you can recover from alcoholism without becoming religious
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(343)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(147)
 


Sat February 22, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why flamingos stand on one leg? The answer, surprisingly, is *physics*
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Unprecedented and massive flooding in Britain this winter "could be" linked to global warming, say scientists, who cautiously go on to acknowledge that night "often" follows day
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(122)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
It isn't just NBC coverage of the Olympics that sucks; every country in the world is obsessed with national athletes' influential dead relatives, heartwarming struggles, their Lycra-covered breasts and biased officiating. Here's a quick roundup
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(22)
 
(Birmingham Post)
 
 
 
Western workers increasingly welcome jobs back as far-east outsourcing is becoming more expensive, with poor quality control and impossible logistics, than just doing the work at home
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(59)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Don't give up your Netflix or Hulu just yet, TV streaming service Aereo, was just streamed a dose of reality
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(18)
 


Fri February 21, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Blind man acquitted in fatal shooting gets guns back. Not everybody saw that coming
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(41)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Burglar tries to flee from police by swimming in a lake. WTFark: He was already handcuffed
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(20)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Librarian is coming back, and this time Noah Wyle is getting down to business. Don't fark with the librarian, dude
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(30)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
South Korea would like the world to know THAT IT IS DEVELOPING CYBER WEAPONS TO ATTACK THE NORTH, and why is everyone facepalming?
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kiev before and after becoming a Call of Duty level
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(105)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
While the rest of the country shivers through winter, it's so warm in Phoenix the scorpions and spiders and gila monsters are already coming out of hibernation
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(86)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
HOA enlists attorney, forcing family to take down sign welcoming their son home from the military
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(136)
 
(Sochi 2014)
 
 
 
The Olympics may be coming to a close, but that means the action only gets better. Women's Ski Cross, tons of speed skating, and USA vs Canada 2: Hockey Boogaloo are all in your Friday discussion thread (spoilers)
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Thu February 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you ready for some OUTRAAAAGE??? News reports are coming in that Obama disgraced the United States by serving only a cheap 2011 white Morlet 'La Proportion Doree' at the State dinner honoring the French president
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(183)
 
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
You knew it was coming: "Your atheist church is apostate backsliders." "Oh yeah? Well, your atheist church is milquetoast atheism"
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(127)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Environmentalists are coming for your dry cleaning
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(73)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesus is coming with an AR-15. Look busy
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(183)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
On the upside, when Skynet becomes sentient, it will feature overnight delivery and free streaming video
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(4)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Homeland security issues alert that new wave of shoe bombers *may* be coming, but they don't know who will be targeted. Missed it, by that much
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After Zombeavers and Shark Attack, here are five more crappy, high-concept monster movies that could be coming to your local theatre soon
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(12)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Today's "Hot mid-term race to watch" story comes from Mississippi, becoming the first interesting thing to ever come out of Mississippi
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(19)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to play America's favorite game show, "What Products Sold at Wal-Mart Would Be Banned at Whole Foods." Coming up next on The Hipster Channel
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at why Facebook is full of idiotic half-baked stories about miracle cures claiming to be science. Shockingly, this has nothing to do with trying to cull the herd
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(33)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Because the first did so well at the box office, Ice Cube and Kevin Hart are coming back for Ride Along 2: Obligatory Boogaloo
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(23)
 


Tue February 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
We all just about died from an asteroid near-miss yesterday. So, when you get tired of feeling relieved, head on over to look at NASA's handy-dandy calendar of upcoming potential Earth destroyers
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(84)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat takes down an Olympic arena ceiling; Putin to make bare-chested announcement of personally finding and taming the curious beast
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(32)
 
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
A zombie's shrill scream disturbed the morning calm, alerting the horde. Survivors clad in green and white grabbed what supplies they could muster and made the sign of the cross as they knew they may not survive the coming onslaught
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"The challenge is getting younger people involved in clowning," says man who doesn't realize living in a sewer and killing children is becoming passé
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(57)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In a development no one could have seen coming, study shows that murders in Missouri have jumped 63% since the state repealed background check requirements for handgun purchases in 2008, while no neighboring state saw a similar jump
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(214)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Big Business storming the marijuana industry. So long, Mom and Pop basement growers, we hardly knew ye
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(66)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Two men want to take responsibility for the awful "Her," suing Spike Jonze, claiming he stole their "idea"
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(38)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Maggie and Glen make it to safety? Will Daryl keep Beth from becoming zombie food? Will the group be reunited? And where the hell is Carol? It's your official The Walking Dead Discussion Thread. The action starts at 9PM ET
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(413)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Professor defends having blow up dolls in his office by claiming they are there for the students. "It kind of eases them and we start a conversation"
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(59)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Frozen has just passed the $1 billion mark, passing Shrek 2 and becoming the third highest-grossing animated film of all time
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Istanbul becoming an absolute clusturducken
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(45)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin dropped in on U.S. Olympic headquarters to chat about the Winter Games, discuss the upcoming Russia-U.S. hockey showdow, and ask if anybody wanted to challenge him in a shirtless arm wrestling contest
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists use 1,500 DNA samples to create a genetic map showing which societies have intermingled. It's the biggest database of hooking up since Match.com
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(36)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
New smart diaper will tell you when it's time to change your child or astronaut, just in case you didn't hear them screaming already
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(16)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Solar power is becoming more affordable for everyone. Well, it was starting to anyway
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Like audiobooks? I'm an audiobook narrator, and starting at ten AM Pacific, I'll be live-streaming myself narrating a book and providing some commentary on the process
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(10)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Underperforming US Olympic speedskaters blame Under Armour, consider suit
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
I don't always eat hamburgers, but when I do, it's Ernest Hemingway's secret recipe hamburger
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(80)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wapo's Jennifer Rubin is already dreaming up Chris Christie's Presidential Cabinet, and Scott Walker is in it
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(81)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Having trouble getting your headlines greenlit? Maybe you just need Hemingway as an editor
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(42)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Gravest threats to the polar bear's survival include global warming, poachers, dwindling food sources, discarded coat and purse combos
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(13)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
OK, here's the concept: It's Admiral Ackbar, only he's a sex predator who's paid his debt to society, and he's coming to South Dakota
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The dangers of Sochi: Bathroom doors that don't open, dangerous face water, elevator shafts with no cars, Imperial walkers blasting the slopes, packs of feral dogs roaming the... wait, go back one
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(25)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: if believers pray hard enough, God will repeal Obamacare, give Republicans the House and Senate, and keep Hillary from becoming President in 2016. Which raises the question of who fell down on the job in 2012
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(171)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sharknado 2 starts filming next week, and it will star Vivica A. Fox, Mark McGrath, Kelly Osbourne, Andy Dick, Judah Friedlander, and Judd Hirsch. Wait...Judd Hirsch?
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(42)
 


Wed February 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Texas sportscaster gives the greatest commentary ever on the NFL's hand-wringing after Michael Sam's coming out (link replaced)
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(132)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone in Mexico named their kid "Facebook". I guess it's better than naming your daughter "MySpace"
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SI to feature 55+ plastic model in upcoming swimsuit issue. Along with the aforementioned Christie Brinkley, Barbie will also make an appearance
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(14)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Wichita State has won 26 in a row, while Florida has won 16 straight. Wyoming outs San Diego State after 20 straight wins. Everybody let's go streaking
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(16)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You are a swimming teacher. A student is having trouble in the water. Do you: A) jump in and save him, B) jump in and save him, or C) go change out of your street clothes, then look into jumping in and saving him. Well, try to save him
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New alarm clock hopes to wake you up screaming. Best alarm clock ever
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(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Michael Sam's father didn't take his son's coming out well because he's an old-school family-values type who flies his children to Mexico to lose his virginity to a prostitute. Wait, what?
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In the midst of increased connectivity, are we becoming more disconnected from one another - and ourselves?
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(72)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unbreakable 2 begins filming in Algeria
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(34)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Limbaugh: Michael Sam's coming out just proves that heterosexuals are under assault. Hmmm... The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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(209)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The abandoned underground rail stations in Paris might be turned into something useful like nightclubs and swimming holes
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(16)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(Big 1059)
 
 
 
New MacBook? [✓] "Walking Dead" streaming party? [✓] Firm hold on your 4th shot of "Zombie Blood"? [✖] Trip to the Mac Store? [✓]
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists claim global warming hasn't stopped, the heat's just hiding deep in the ocean -- ready to pop out and scare us. OOOOOOH
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(96)
 
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a spoiled child fall to the floor kicking, screaming, and crying when they don't get what they want? That's what Tennessee republicans are doing right now
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(147)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nobody saw this one coming: Mitch McConnell and president Obama just teamed up to legalize hemp
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(104)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Car Suicide Bomber Protip: Don't set the explosives off until you reach your target, and not while you and at least 20 of your fellow insurgents are shooting a propaganda video about your upcoming attack
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(132)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
State department is "very disappointed" in North Korea. And if they thought they were getting dessert now, well boy, do they have another thing coming
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(62)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Report: Christie also botched Sandy response by being a power-hungry asshat, which would be major news except that by Christie, we mean Cuomo so nothing to see here, move along, assuming you can get over the GWB
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(42)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Amy Adams attends funeral for Philip Seymour Hoffman. Designer Valentino sends a photo of her to the media, exclaiming "Hey check it out, Amy is sporting one of our handbags." Keep it Classy, Valentino
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(78)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
HBO to air new Game of Thrones trailer at 8:45 tonight. And by trailer, I mean a 15 minute special on the upcoming season
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(62)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Let me explain it to you white people - A rapper is a Hip-Hop artist. Anyway, Rick Ross is coming out with a new album. Like any of you white people know who Rick Ross is. EVERY DAY I'M HUSTLIN'
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(108)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Awake? 3 AM? Out of Ambien? Might as well catch the curling match between Belarus and Kazakhstan that's coming up in an hour. Here's how to watch *all* the things live
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(264)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
The Iranians are coming, the Iranians are coming
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(113)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Dining tip: If the French Fries at your local Burger King start coming in Dixie cups and the food in brown paper bags, it may not be a real Burger King. Just sayin'
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(47)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX is beaming up a new Star Trek TV series but we won't be calling it that. Bonus John Scalzi
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(62)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
So the ball is supposed to hit the turf, lowest score wins, and there's no fine for filming the competition? Peyton Manning & Bill Belichick: "Sign us up"
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(19)
 
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is claiming that Vivid is trying to backdoor her on a second porn tape. Vivid President Steve Hirsch claims he has the release in his hands
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(58)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Timing chain on the Talking Point Generator in Gretchen Carlson's brain breaks and she throws a rod over CVS deciding not to sell tobacco "Is It OK Legally ... To Restrict Tobacco Availability In A Private Store Like This?"
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(172)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Free streaming porn sites are among the most meticulous trackers and aggregators of your user data. Why? They are using that data to serve back specialized porn and turn a staggering 10 percent of users into paying customers every year
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(85)
 
(That Video Site)
 
 
 
Spring is coming. It's a time for planting faces
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(5)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Free checking accounts are vanishing at an alarming rate, and it's all your fault. And yours. Yours too. And you. But not you; your money is hidden in a coffee can under your bed. But it is YOUR fault too, you over there
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(141)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The seemingly unfilmable "Preacher" comic will be adapted for TV. Good: AMC is developing it. Great: Has the show runner from Breaking Bad. Fark: Written by the guys who brought you Green Hornet and Pineapple Express
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
And now for your daily WTF: Unheard voice messages from Nick Nolte during the filming of "48 Hrs"
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(28)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The upcoming Sailor Moon reboot will remove all the subtextual lesbian sexual tension...by putting it right out there in the open. Giggity
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(110)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Unfrozen", "Frozen Again", "Defrosting", and "Boy Is It Cold In This Huge Vault Filled With Profits From Beating A Franchise To Death"
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(46)
 
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Sochi's wicked slopestyle course is claiming more victims than a Russian crime lord, or even your typical Russian businessman
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(51)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Awesome news: The Vertigo comic DMZ is coming to television. Even more awesome news: Two executive producers from Mad Men are on board, as is Gravity writer David Hayman. Hopes dashed news: It will air on SyFy
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(20)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
This story has everything: Chuck Yeager, Judge Judy, HOAs, the Oak Ridge Boys, Laughlin, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, throw-up music and none other than Pierre, the Muslim Elvis Impersonator. OK, it might not have some of those things
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The honeymoon period with Pope Francis is coming to an end. Which is good since he wasn't supposed to be married in the first place
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(35)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
98% percent of scientists agree that the 97% of scientists who agree with man-made global warming are only 13% of scientists in any case... and 100 % of the 13% are funded by the government
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(281)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
NASA scientists pop a few beers, tilt back their trucker hats, and discuss renaming the Curiosity rover after the General Lee
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(44)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Broncos player shares heartwarming text with son after Super Bowl loss. Sappy tag wins MVP
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Flaming Lips? More like flaming hips, if'n you know what I mean, and I think you do
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(14)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends was outraged that the President would outrageously blame Fox for the outrage over Benghazi and IRS, saying that blaming Fox was obviously a ploy to divert attention from the outrage over Benghazi and IRS
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(204)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The only way you could make your mom more proud of you than by drunkenly attacking some Boy Scouts in a hotel swimming pool is afterwards to have police discover you passed out in your own vomit
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(12)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The sport where athletes retire earliest is a) football b) rugby c) gaming
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(48)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
That Awkward Moment when Zac Efron's movie debuts at a soft #2 behind the seemingly unstoppable Kevin Hart/Ice Cube comedy Ride Along, which hung on to the #1 spot at the box office yet again. Frozen is still #3, and Labor Day bombs
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(35)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Inmate's execution brings an alarming literalness to the phrase "jumping the gun"
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(218)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Dan: Squirrels climb onto my bird feeder, eating like limber little pigs. How might I make peace with them? Dear guy: why don't you start calling the contraption a "squirrel and bird feeder"? With this new framing, your problems should go away
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(71)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2 hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by farker soosh
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Sat February 01, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The cheerleader evolution: From actual cheering, as originally intended, to becoming an almost-strip show
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(60)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
Want to combat global warming? Don't use a green roof. Want to improve the environment? A white roof might not be where it's at
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(96)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
While threatening to bypass Congress with his mighty pen to get what he wants, when it comes to reforming marijuana laws, he says, "Uh, that's Congress's job"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The five worst Super Bowl halftime acts of all time- Seriously? in 1989 they had an Elvis impersonator performing magic tricks instead of singing? How the hell do I not remember THAT?
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(56)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Daily Show of course gave Atlanta a well-deserved shaming last night, complete with the best two inch jokes anyone has made yet
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Look, you haven't said WTF in a while. So here is 9 min of Japanese commercials. Come for the screaming fox, stay for the fat red dancing cat
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(11)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon may price its Prime Shipping and Streaming service out of business
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Thu January 30, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. It looks like there's a new immunotherapy coming that could end peanut allergies forever by feeding allergic people small doses of peanuts. Well, hell, we could probably end it now by doing that, but fine, we'll try it your way
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