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79 headlines found matching 'Milk'
Wed January 18, 2017
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
On top of using it to cut your morning whiskey, you can also use your old coffee to make ice cream, freezer pops, or cheesecake
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Soup at Whole Foods recalled for mislabeling, which presumably caused it to be accidentally sold at normal prices
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Sun January 15, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
I are serious cow. This is serious milk
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Although Americans are drinking less milk, when it comes to cheeses they Edam up
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Milky Way contains as many as five stolen stars. Daily Mail blames black holes, brown dwarves and the Dutch
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils "Sweet America" range of doughnuts dressed up with M&M's, Oreos, and Hershey's chocolates. Not all on the same doughnut, as Americans typically prefer
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Basically, goat yoga is yoga except instead of with no goats, goat yoga has goats." Goat
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Tue January 10, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What do they put in these things anyway? Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, Yellow Dye No. 5, and salmonella. Just everything a growing boy needs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oreo flavored Cadbury's creme egg. WANT
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mankind may never know who built Stonehenge, where Jimmy Hoffa's body is, and why hot water freezes faster than cold water
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're buying food ahead of a massive storm that's headed your way, instead of hoarding bread and milk you should be stockpiling beans, peanut butter, and chocolate
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: a dusting of snow has shut down your entire Southern city, leaving you stuck at home bored out of your mind. Answer: milk and bread party
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hipsters making their own beer. New smugness: Hipsters making their own butter
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Thu January 05, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Up to 3 inches of snow predicted for parts of the Carolinas this weekend. Milk and bread distributors spotted smiling, high-fiving each other, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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Sat December 31, 2016
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Kid problems: can't afford a horse. Kid solutions: ride the cow and teach it to jump
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Morning all, here's your very own smoothie, just some frozen berries, honey, milk, and a touch of placenta. Drink up and cheers
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Think that the great powdered milk recall of 2016 due to salmonella doesn't concern you? Check your daily ration of potato chips
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientist discover 6 powerful radio bursts in the same exact location in space ... emitting from a constellation far beyond our Milky Way galaxy
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Today, for your listening pleasure, we perform a selection of Christmas songs. In the style of goats
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Santa Claus a Daddy sex symbol? "Santa gets some folks wet in their Christmas stockings," Myers says. "A man confident enough to eat cookies and drink milk left by strangers is a man that's confident in the sack
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Stressed out because of all the work you have to wrap up before the holidays? Why not settle yourself down with a nice, tall glass of breast milk stolen from a co-worker?
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Wed December 21, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Milk farmers would like to remind Americans that milk actually only comes from cows, not soy, almonds, rice, hemp, pistachios, or other non-udder-having items
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can use Nutella as a hair dye now
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
There's a whipped cream shortage coming, so plan your next sexy time accordingly
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Chances are you don't even know how to pronounce 'carrageenan' despite it being in your toothpaste, in your yogurt, and probably in your intestinal tract
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, China doesn't have a problem with environmental pollution in the countrysides, just ask this 'monkey face' piglet. (Graphic)
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Republican Senators tackle the biggest issue of the day and settle it once and for all - the battle over who has the better cheese dip: Arkansas or Texas
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What are your Christmas traditions? Do you enjoy the classic holiday ones or does your family just prefer getting take-out food?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bad: Delivery driver forgets to scan your package and delivers it to wrong address. Fark: Hospital forgets to scan your baby and delivers it to the wrong booby
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Where do you get your hot chocolate? Go
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Mon December 05, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to test checkout free grocery store model. We have that already, it's called 'shoplifting'
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Fri December 02, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Trump's announced policies conflict with Santa Claus' Christmas rules over coal, welfare, illegal immigration, like the Red Man's consumption "of over 300 million cookies and 5 million gallons of milk annually"
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Maids-a-milking did not get a raise this year
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
When cow farts are outlawed, only outlaws will have farting cows
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chocolate makes everything taste better, including feeding it to wagyu cattle for tastier beef. "All I can say is that in those last four months of their lives, they are really, really happy cows"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last evidence that the 19th Century was not a hoax turns 117 tomorrow
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Polly the anxious goat is only calm when she wears her duck costume
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
"On the evening of August 13, Martin Wanat had a two-course meal consisting of chicken and chocolate, then settled down on some fresh pillows for a nap. Unfortunately, he was at Woolworths at the time"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PETA tells volunteers they have a new style milk they want them to sample. Then they tell the volunteers it's dogs' milk
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Sat November 19, 2016
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Mynd you, møøse stories Kan be pretti dusti
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
WTF margarine, what the hell are you anyway?
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Florida man, Florida man, sells tainted South American cheese products and gets fifteen months in the federal pen, and I don't know where to go with this song after that ♪
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump-loving coffee shop owner who called for people to "hang the m**keys" in reference to black protesters says he's not racist, though he refuses to sell coffee without milk or cream in it
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Omg ... moo ... itigbs ... ttyl ... moo
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Cereal cafes complete with cereal cocktails are metastasizing across England, having escaped London. "We are not a cafe for hipsters. Probably the only person you will see in here with a beard is me"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The top foods that cause insomnia. Who knew consuming a bacon cheeseburger would cause heartburn?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At age 106, this University of Virginia football statistician still drives (stick) to games, still tailgates, enjoys bacon and milkshakes and watching the coeds even if they don't watch him back
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Pumpkin Spice Cheese". Dear sweet lord
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Now that Christmas is 51 days away, here's your definitive guide to Christmas drinks
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Coffee bacon? Coffee-marinated steak? Hey, whatever does it for you, we won't judge. Nine ways to enjoy coffee besides your morning cup of joe
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newest addition to the list of Things That Are Destroying America: Ranch dressing
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astrophotographer spends five months photographing and assembling a huge, awesome mosaic that encompasses a staggering 130 hours of exposure time - all to capture the massive structure that is our Milky Way Galaxy
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Your bartender might be a stoner if he keeps making you drinks incorporating things like catnip and Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took a while, but PETA finally said something we can all agree with
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As Halloween approaches, strong takes from the Atlantic today: Milk chocolate rules, dark chocolate drools and is a Marxist nightmare. And let's not forget the albino abomination that is white chocolate
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Female First)
 
 
 
#Britishproblems: "10 things you'll recognise if you're dating someone who loves mince pies"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Science says that cheese makes wine taste gouda
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Short List)
 
 
 
How crappy t-shirts, ironic band merch and millennials ruined style: "Everyone is milking the look of dressing like an absolute twat. We've been dressing like trash for so long we've forgotten what actual style is"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"There are two truly perfect winter drinks: Red wine and hot chocolate. And while one tends to be drunk just before bed and the other at the dinner table, one must ask - why can't we have them both at the same time?"
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Thu October 20, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
IHOP offering 'scary' pancakes for Halloween, in a break from their tradition of offering scary customers at 2AM all year round
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man goes on trial for farting in boy's face, judge waves briefs
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Australian inventor unveils liquefied potato that melts like cheese. As is national tradition, he will next attempt to make it poisonous
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Got $600 burning a hole in your pocket? How about buying the glass that Justin Bieber used to drink milk?
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil milk could be a magic bullet against superbugs
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
Want to cut the cheese professionally? Pass a test and be a cheese whiz
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Thu October 13, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toyota recalls 340,000 Priuses worldwide to fix braking issue. Wow do they go so fast that they need brakes?
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Taking calcium supplements? You're boned
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
You're not cool until your favorite cereal is Quisp. Understand this importance in life
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Wed October 05, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cow struck and killed by milk truck. It's not Moos, it's Fark
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women, after breastfeeding, your breasts turn cannibalistic. Just so you know (possibly not safe for work)
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Sun October 02, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Possession of a dairy crate? That's an arresting
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Sat October 01, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Student manhandled, arrested over stealing "free" milk
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Fri September 30, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about renting a goat, a cow, or a donkey
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Thu September 29, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's plans expansion in Vermont, Americans' waistlines
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
China ends its political ban on US beef
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Thu September 22, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
No need to get listerical, but Blue Bell just recalled their cookie dough ice cream
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Don't bring a milk crate to a knife fight
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
During a half-marathon, at the big house in Michigan University, in a tree stand while hunting, and other unusual places women have pumped their breast milk
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