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67 headlines found matching 'Milk'
Sat September 23, 2017
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(Old Time Candy)
 
 
 
Subby saw a local store taking their Halloween stuff down and putting Christmas stuff out. While there's still time, what candy should he stock up on and which should he avoid?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland customs officials seize nearly 200 shipments of Melatonin, classified as an illegal drug there. Because no one needs naturally-occurring sleep inducing supplements in a country where it's 24/7 daylight for almost 6 months in a row
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That moment when you discover the babysitter has been drinking your breast milk
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
How soft serve ice cream, or as subby prefers to call it, "air cream," has slowly taken over the restaurant world
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Thu September 14, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Dairy plant accidentally turns creek into skim milk
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Wed September 13, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"A tailgate isn't a tailgate without beer" But really, shouldn't you also have a £\/(×%& actual tailgate, too? Not a hatch back, but a tail gate you can fold down? Or is a $400 pop up tent and a Webber the real deal? Glampers. Harumph
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Plain popcorn kernels cannot contain gluten. Yet, there are some brands of popcorn that have the non-GMO seal and are labeled gluten free
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
High school seniors teach juniors a lesson for parking in the wrong spots. Local police teach seniors a lesson for parking in the spots wrong
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Fri September 08, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
*cries*
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After cheese experts of France get whiff of Whole Foods' clueless cheese map, they declare war and demand restitution. In related news, "clueless cheese map" used in sentence
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
In Kazakhstan you can get a horse milk cocktail. Very nice
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Mon September 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Okay so maybe this mom was milking it a bit to help Hurricane Harvey victims, but she did donate over 1,000 ounces of breast milk for the cause
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads send Harvey victims 17,000 lbs. of love
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Thu August 31, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Every question you ever had about vegetarians answered, except for: How in the hell do they survive without bacon?
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Growing up' book for boys explains both reasons girls develop breasts. Wait, BOTH? (Mildly not safe for work illustrations)
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Fri August 25, 2017
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Got milk?
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas braces itself for floods, torrential rains, and an unforgiving reality they live in Texas. Hopefully you have all the bread, milk, and bleach you need. It's your Official Tropical Storm Harvey Discussion Thread. STAY SAFE, FARKERS
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Map of the most hated food in each U.S. state. And yet, Texas still voted for Trump
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Iowa State Fair is opening, so let's check out its awesome butter cow
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Moore takes his whole Broadway show audience to Trump Tower for a protest. No word on if he also gave the audience milk and cookies
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Tue August 15, 2017
(EWAO)
 
 
 
The best 9-Gigapixel image (with 84 MILLION stars) of the Milky Way Galaxy that you'll see all day
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
So it turns out you should never use flavored water to iron your clothes...or Coke, yogurt, bleach, aftershave or breast milk. This is an actual list from the article
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
European butter shortages trigger price hikes, butter emails
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There are up to 100 million black holes in the Milky Way alone. That's our first realistic estimate ever, and it's HUGE
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hooray, scientists discover potential new treatment for life-threatening blood clots. Fark: An Australian scientist milks Komodo dragons for venom. Bonus: Cute pic of scientist "bonding" with Komodo dragon, and scary pic of milking venom
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Mon August 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
My boobs haven't stopped producing milk for 11 years
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Sun August 06, 2017
(ARY News)
 
 
 
Looking for a new career? "The business of scorpion-milking can be lucrative... a gram of venom can be sold for around $8,000, with venom from rarer scorpions selling for up to $12,000 per gram." And a new machine just made it easy peasy
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman dying of pancreatic cancer in VA: I'd really love a last mocha milkshake from my favorite restaurant. In Cleveland. Woman's friend, Restaurant Owner, and UPS: challenge accepted
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your Fark WTF? Headline of the Day™: "Can breast milk feed a love of vegetables?"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lauren Conrad's husband has never really been attracted to Lauren Conrad until she became a mom. Not sure why that is
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Wed August 02, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Tired of the bullshiat that is the fossil fuel industry, an organic dairy pioneer creates a vehicle powered by cow poop
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?" "Well sure, but not in our gifs. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and bananas and written on the sky. But not in gifs"
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You are making brownies for your child's bake sale and you run out of milk. Do you, A) Go to the store and buy milk B) Go to the store and buy milk, or C) Use your own breast milk?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ten things that will happen after you become a father
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I came back from maternity leave; I am one of a few women who use lactation rooms for breast milk. We soon learned a man was stealing our breast milk. But HR didn't have proof to fire him. My pumping is suffering. What do we do?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm watching Top Gun, for the first time since I moved out of San Diego, and I'm seeing so many new things. What childhood memories have you ruined recently?
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Here's a headline no Farker can argue with: Avoid drinking cow's milk and have a beer a day for good health
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's latest flavor is 'Killa Vanilla'
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean to tell me butternut squash isn't cheese? Is this not America anymore?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seal pup walks 10K for a drink of milk and you're struggling to get off your couch
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
That's easy: the first is awesome, the second is awesome, and the third is awesome. Any more questions?
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
I've had it up to here with this shiat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee consumption in Italy is governed by strict set of unofficial rules and customs, so if you visit and order a half-caf no foam soy latteccino with extra cinnamon and a twist of lemon, don't be surprised if they dismiss you with a wanking motion
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan rushes back to Wisconsin to milk up that sweet flood crisis publicity... I mean, to console residents and show how much he really cares
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Hi, we're newborn grey whale calves. Nice to meet you" (pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Breast milk pumping problems suck, but there are some simple tricks to making it easier to swallow
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Sat July 08, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
← Free cows
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Cheese curds fast becoming an obsession in Wisconsin, writes person that has apparently set foot in Wisconsin for the first time
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Humorless bureaucrats frustrate cemetery's attempts to bring goat yoga to DC
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
On the great tragedy and defining meme of our time: Being milkshake ducked
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan introduces the Calpis McShake, blending the rich creaminess of milkshakes with the distinct flavor of Calpis. Pocari Sweat drinkers feeling bummed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: 14 months is too lenient a sentence for a cop who beat up a three-year-old; you can tell a cop he won't walk away from your property, but he has a taser; and brothel robbery is a federal crime
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Fri June 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What is your best cure for a hangover? Link on left goes to a list of the "six best ways to cure a hangover". Link on the right goes to a long list of FARKers saying "just never stop drinking"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
In the early 18th century Europeans basically believed coffee was the devil's breast-milk
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
48% of people don't know where chocolate milk comes from. Duh, it comes from chocolate cows
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ahh do declare Ahh hope they were served some of that delicious buttermilk pie for dessert. Do y'all know if Russians like pie?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How. Now. Brown. Cow?
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
My God, there's a milk shortage in Qatar. Quick, AIRLIFT THE COWS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Soy milk can no longer introduce itself as dairy in Spanish or any other EU language
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
SACRE BLEU France is living in fear of a croissant price hike due to a butter shortage. MERDE SAVE US MACRON
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold the world's only milk sommelier
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Canada is using genetics to make cows less gassy. Absolutely it's science, but actually a bit of a fartform, too
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks the tough questions, like "Is almond milk really milk?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Morons horrified after photo of what the separated ingredients in Nutella look like goes viral
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Vegetarian Conspiracy; oddly, not the name of subby's Smiths/Morrissey tribute band
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No, you're not going to die if you drink some cranberry juice a day after its 'best if used by' date
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Fri May 26, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
This might be the weirdest NYC burglary haul ever. Thief scales building to steal 2 toy race cars, fondue machine and milk shake maker
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