Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		France's best kept secret...... Forehead Tittaes (possibly not safe for work)  (funnyordie.com)	(22)

Don't mess with Justin Bieber, he'll pop a cap in your knee and steal your song  (funnyordie.com)

(13)

Miley Cyrus thinks she and her boyfriend are "deeper than normal people."  (starpulse.com)

(96)

Who would have guessed an outfit named "Wiseguy Tickets" would hire Bulgarian computer programmers to hack concert ticket Web sites to scoop up tickets to resell to brokers?  (nj.com)

(57)

(Some Idiots)

Bret Michaels defends his duet with Miley Cyrus, saying that the claim of "inappropriate lyrics" is inaccurate. Still...WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY DO THIS TO US?  (digitalspy.com)

(20)

Ten "notable" musical alter egos. Wait...CHRIS GAINES WASN'T REAL?  (pastemagazine.com)

(58)

It's official: Even the head of Taylor Swift's label admits she can't sing  (news-briefs.ew.com)

(133)

(Some Guy)

Miley Cyrus' nine-year-old sister launching a lingerie line for kids. Read that again if you need to  (celebrities.ninemsn.com.au)

(688)

Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila deletes her Twitter account. Our long national twitmare is over  (contactmusic.com)

(86)

What the stars were wearing at the Grammys: The good, the bad, and the Gaga (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)

(53)

We can dress real neat from our hats to our feet, you can act real rude and be totally removed, you can turn the lights up bright and we'll boycott the night S-A-F-E-T-Y D-A-N-C-E  (pennlive.com)

(30)

Well, someone finally told Joaquin Phoenix just how ridiculous he looked  (people.com)

(28)

(Some Guy)

Miley Cyrus sounds like a strangled cat  (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com)

(111)

Journey refuses to sell out their songs to Simon Cowell, which is by far the most tasteful thing they ever done  (thesun.co.uk)

(27)

(Some Disney Zombie)

Miley Cyrus says that she is not engaged, but her alter-ego Hannah Montana could be. This woman is on the way to a severe identity crisis  (digitalspy.com)

(25)

(Some Guy)

Miley Cyrus goes out for sushi with disappointed boyfriend who apparently misinterpreted her question  (angryape.com)

(63)

		"The greatest moments on the Jay Leno show." LGN    (newsroom.mtv.com)	(26)
		The upcoming season of "Hannah Montana" will be its last, as Miley Cyrus wants to pursue skankier, more adult roles  (nypost.com)	(31)

1955: The military-industrial complex. 2020: The politician-celebrity complex  (news.yahoo.com)

(24)

Miley Cyrus's brother Trace wants to be famous, so he's trying to get Disney to give him a TV show. Goddammit  (contactmusic.com)

(68)

Can Disney make Ant-Man the next Iron Man?  (hollywoodreporter.com)

(62)

(Stereogum)		14 best band feuds of 2009. In regards to Vampire Weekend, Alice Cooper spoke the truth when asking: "What happened to the balls in rock 'n' roll?"  (stereogum.com)	(52)
		"Miley" and "Rihanna" are quickly becoming popular baby names, ensuring that a whole new generation will be beaten, exploited, and whored out for years to come  (contactmusic.com)	(259)

The teaser poster for Christopher Nolan's "Inception" closely resembles a poster for "The Dark Knight." In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio wants to show you a magic trick  (chud.com)

(25)

There are too many Chihuahuas in California. Maybe they should patrol the border a little better?  (cnews.canoe.ca)

(90)

Miley Cyrus to remake "Every Rose Has It's Thorn." Fark needs a Barf tag  (people.com)

(60)

(Celeb Sabotage)

Miley Cyrus wears leather hotpants and shows cleavage in front on the Queen  (celebsabotage.posterous.com)

(94)

For once, an Entertainment Weekly list that's not in slideshow format, the "Top 20 Divas" of all time. Taylor Swift is ranked at 20, and Beyoncé is at 1, making her the best Diva of all time. OF ALL TIME  (popwatch.ew.com)

(44)

(BuzzFeed)

Another senseless fatality in the never-ending War on Christmas  (buzzfeed.com)

(55)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman are starring in, what very well could be, the hipsteriest movie ever, and shocker, it's going to Sundance. Your move Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)

(63)

(NBC Miami)		Time for the annual "parent thinks she hears toy doll dropping F-bombs" story  (nbcmiami.com)	(108)
(Mizoolian)		One of the world's leading dog photographers has died at age 13. With links to portfolio of his favorite subjects, including cats, fire hydrants, other dog's asses  (missoulian.com)	(63)

Seven inventors who need a kick square in the balls  (cracked.com)

(197)

Box-office success of "New Moon" is comforting for future of movies, since it shows girl power is finally overcoming hegemony of overgrown teenage boys who traditionally produce and greenlight films  (movie-critics.ew.com)

(90)

Man arrested at airport with 15 live lizards strapped to chest. Custom agents became suspicious after hearing voices with Cockney accents offering a savings of 15% on car insurance  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

(30)

		Miley Cyrus dressed as a prostitute for her seventeenth birthday party. Of course, the outfit was already in her closet, so maybe that doesn't count  (contactmusic.com)	(55)
(WTVR)		Miley Cyrus' tour bus crashes in Virginia. Driver dead, no word on the condition of either Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana  (myfox8.com)	(348)

		Clemson vs SC game time moved to accomodate...wait for it, wait for it, Miley Cyrus. Uncle Cletus not impressed  (espn.go.com)	(38)
		Miley Cyrus has not seen or read, nor wants to see or read, Twilight. Well...point to Cyrus, I guess  (music-mix.ew.com)	(118)