Headlines matching 'Midwest'
Fri March 05, 2010
 |
 |
There are more bars than grocery stores in many flyover states. Take THAT, you rich, uppity, coast-residing bastards (consumerist.com)
|
(117) |
Tue February 23, 2010
 |
 |
Obama starts process of bringing Japan's bullet-train system to America, based on fact that it's tried-and-true technology, has never crashed, and is greener than cars. "U.S. bullet trains would probably require larger seats" (search.japantimes.co.jp)
|
(357) |
Sat February 20, 2010
 |
 |
Further cementing its spot as the Midwest's hippest state, Iowa is now looking to repeal a law that bans breweries from making and selling beer that has more than 5 percent alcohol content (desmoinesregister.com)
|
(107) |
Fri February 19, 2010
Sat February 06, 2010
 |
 |
Today would have been the 99th birthday of the greatest President who ever lived, Ronald Reagan (latimesblogs.latimes.com)
|
(402) |
 |
 |
The Northeast is locked in by snow. The Midwest is too cold. And the South is too sober. So cheer up with Mike, Crow, and Servo as the tackle Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders, starring the wonderful Ernest Borgnine and an evil monkey (video.google.com)
|
(24) |
Mon February 01, 2010
Tue January 26, 2010
 |
 |
Wired says bullet trains are really coming to the US. North Haverbrook residents skeptical (wired.com)
|
(102) |
Mon January 25, 2010
 |
 |
Saab owners stage a protest to save their beloved brand. Outside of an Ikea. In Chicago. Pretty sure this is a textbook case for Doing it Wrong (chicagotribune.com)
|
(42) |
Sun January 24, 2010
 |
 |
"While (porn stars) rear ends look like sparkling puckers of delight, fashioned from the finest alabaster and stank, mine looks like the Sarlaac that ate Boba Fett" (cracked.com)
|
(196) |
Fri January 22, 2010
Wed January 20, 2010
Thu January 14, 2010
Wed January 13, 2010
 |
 |
The GOP finds their "Obama". A first term Senator with no real experience or leadership history.... this should end well (news.yahoo.com)
|
(202) |
Thu January 07, 2010
 |
 |
Fahrenheit -52: the temperature at which North Dakota becomes interesting (news.yahoo.com)
|
(466) |
Tue January 05, 2010
 |
 |
Now that the first-time home buyer's tax credit has been extended, home sales have flatlined. It's like Cash for Clunkers, only with more FAIL (marketwatch.com)
|
(124) |
Wed December 23, 2009
 |
 |
Cold weather, no doubt caused by global warming, kills 90 in Europe. Severe snowstorms cause havoc in U.S Midwest. Canadians buy extra socks (cbc.ca)
|
(335) |
Sat December 19, 2009
 |
 |
One of the most prolific sperm donors may hold the key to understanding genetics, presumably in his free hand (newsweek.com)
|
(37) |
Mon December 14, 2009
 |
 |
Gang violence is on the rise in Nebraska. It just happens to be on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. Yes, I said Indian Reservation. Sioux me (nytimes.com)
|
(105) |
Mon December 07, 2009
 |
 |
Flyover country prepares for first massive blizzard of the season that could ground midwest economy to halt, at cost of dozens of dollars a day (upi.com)
|
(68) |
Sat December 05, 2009
| (kenosha news) |
 |
Dumb: Guy travels two hours to the #1 drinking town in the U.S., gets plastered, and gets beat up/robbed. Dumber: He refuses to go to the hospital. Fark: He's suing because, well, it must be a hate crime (kenoshanews.com)
|
(137) |
Mon November 30, 2009
Wed November 25, 2009
 |
 |
Polite headline: "Michigan, Notre Dame must re-evaluate their places in football." Translation: "They need to get over themselves already because everybody else has" (usatoday.com)
|
(87) |
Sun November 22, 2009
 |
 |
Security camera footage of the large meteor over Utah as it lights up the night sky, casting shadows and overexposes cameras (blogs.discovermagazine.com)
|
(42) |
 |
 |
How much should you pay to have your water meter read? $1? $5? Keep guessing (wxyz.com)
|
(39) |
Sat November 21, 2009
 |
 |
The Office, which used to be about a shiatty place to work, is now about a shiatty place to try to not get laid off from. Although as anyone with a clue can tell you, the British recession is way better than the American one (cnn.com)
|
(96) |
Displayed
26 of about
1622 links -- join
TotalFark to see them all