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67 headlines found matching 'Microsoft'
Thu July 20, 2017
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blue screen of death, thermostat edition
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CRITICAL ERROR: Windows 10 is no longer supported on this Fark server. Would you like to • Attempt a rollback to 2007 • Delete the Politics tab • Masturbate furiously
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another "iPhone Killer" bites the dust
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Wed July 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Microsoft wants to plug rural broadband gap with TV white space, bring BSoDs to everyone
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Microsoft font may bring down Pakistani government, resulting in a political environment Sans Sharif
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Mon July 10, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The complexity of malware attacks is on the rise, but the frequency and number of said attacks is on decline
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases new update to Windows 10, bringing it almost up to date with macOS Sierra. And yes, subby went there
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates wants to make it harder for migrants to reach Europe. Why not force migrants to pass through a Windows 10 interface?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump displays his mastery of the arts of statecraft and diplomacy by declaring that North Korea is in for some "severe things" if they "keep doing mean stuff" like "building all the big boom booms"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft reorg is designed to bring creative products and services you use at work, like Windows, Office 365, and Surface, to the home, augmented by gaming tools and experiences that make your digital life super-fun. Also, it cuts deadwood
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is adding a way to protect folder contents from ransomware. It's basically a dumbed down CHMOD
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Fri June 30, 2017
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Microsoft changes data collection policies, France surrenders
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Thurrott)
 
 
 
Microsoft sends Windows 10 users another cumulative update chock full of bug fixes, the second of this month. "I seem to recall that the goal was for fewer reboots, but we seem to be rebooting Windows 10 PCs more than ever"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Programmers develop AI to try to create inspirational posters. It generates creepy and horrifying ones instead
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft rolling out Skynet to fight malware in the next Windows update
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
EU fines Google 3.7 Microsofts
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Sat June 24, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Shhhh, shhhh... Just trust us, don't wonder what else we're up to
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Windows 10 S promises many good things. It currently doesn't deliver." Subby is shocked....shocked I tell you
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Windows 10 couldn't get any worse, right?" Microsoft: "Hold my beer"
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Mon June 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google pledges to tackle YouTube terror videos. So up to now, they've been OK with them?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Considering migrating to Microsoft's cloud? Not everything is just ducky. Here's what what they won't tell you, what you need to know
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Sun June 18, 2017
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
Something wrong with your new Surface Laptop? Just let it go, man. It's gone: "It's a glue-filled monstrosity... It literally can't be opened without destroying it"
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Thu June 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Microsoft AI plays a perfect game of Ms Pac-Man, still doesn't stand a chance of surviving hyperspace in Defender
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Mon June 12, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
Dear God, why?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
MS: Yes, Sony's 4k console is $100 cheaper and offers superior exclusives, but the XboneX is going to be a sales juggernaut, because reasons
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft renames Project Scorpio the Hexonxboxonex at E3, barely manages to announce a price point of $499 while keeping a straight face
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just because we're firing Americans while simultaneously seeking to expand the number of Indian workers we can bring into the US doesn't mean we're trying to suppress wages or anything
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Thu May 25, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Minor league ballpark to include office building as part of stands. Is it possible for an office to have negative productivity?
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the beginning was the command line. Unless you're running the locked-down "S" version of Windows 10, which only runs apps from the Windows Store
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
John Morrell and Co. is recalling approximately 210,600 pounds of skinless hot dogs, because while they are skinless they aren't metal-less
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft redesigns OneNote's interface to be consistently bad across devices
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bill Gates updates the 'plastics' advice from 'The Graduate' for 2017. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The world's leading cyberterrorist criticizes the NSA for the ransomware attack, saying it should have notified Microsoft of the vulnerability
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
So that's why I saw Herbert Kornfeld running XP, sipping on gin and juice
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Mon May 15, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
A more than a little pissed Microsoft points out that this "wanna cry" ransomware wouldn't exist if the NSA remembered that half their job is supposed to be "safeguarding US Information and communications systems" rather than hacking them
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Sun May 14, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Oh wait, the writer was serious. Let me laugh even harder
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
How bad is the Microsoft vulnerability that is spreading WannaCrypt? So bad that MS just released a patch for XP and 2003. Patch Motherfarkers. Patch
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Wed May 10, 2017
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Why Windows must die. For the third time"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: "Microsoft makes emergency security fix." FARK: In its anti-malware software (Windows Defender). It must be a... well, let's just say it's a day
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$110M in venture capital are being invested into grammar-checking software. If only their was some way of making sure you'd get a return on you're investment
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Bought that shiny new $999 Surface Laptop? Good. We hope you like only being able to use Bing and Edge. Forever
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook now control one fifth of the world. And it's all your fault
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Tue May 02, 2017
(gHacks)
 
 
 
Remember when Microsoft said they would block updates for processors that were too "new". Apparently they're not too good at processor detection
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Mon May 01, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a big picture view of where U.S. tax dollars come from, and how they're spent, Steve Ballmer has you covered
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft phone business is either dead or very, very sleepy
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you're keeping your money under the mattress, here are the five U.S. companies with the biggest overseas piles of cash
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Tue April 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Antivirus company Webroot confirms something that most of us have known for a very long time
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Sun April 23, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to sign up with the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link. It's your Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama live at 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Thu April 20, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's meet the intern who created Solitaire for Microsoft and never made a cent from it
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft introduces "one-factor authentication", which is commonly referred to as ' 'authentication' in the tech field
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Those 0 day exploits we were frothing about were addressed by Microsoft last month. Quietly
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Zero day remote exploits for every Windows system from XP to Windows 8 and Server 2012 are now in the wild. Shut down everything listening to port 445 and 139. In other news, we're pretty good at the cyber
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft's latest scheme to force people into Windows 10 ... Disabling Windows 7 updates if your processor is too new
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Are you a Destiny player looking forward to Destiny 2? Have I got some bad news for you
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Wed April 12, 2017
(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
Here's all the ways the Windows 10 Creator's Update will screw up your painstakingly nerded-out PC setup
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Today Windows Vista gets its last patches before being sent off to a long-overdue retirement. And for those who remember that infuriating sidebar, yes, it can keep the watch
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook to pay Russian 'Google tax'
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft acquires container orchestration specialist Deis
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Word vulnerability exploited to send Dridex malware to millions
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Sun April 09, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Join the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link and make your picks. Then watch the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach, Live at 4 PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
That's no malware hidden on your Windows computer, citizen. That's "freedom code" and it's there for your own protection
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Tue April 04, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1975 Microsoft was founded. 2 days later they received an error message, had to boot into safe mode and got a blue screen of death
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Facebook Messenger will stop supporting Windows Phone 8.1 next week, potentially inconveniencing as many as 25 users
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
What part of "Showcase and discover Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint, OneNote, Sway, Minecraft world and PDF documents for free" did the people uploading their password lists, job acceptance letters, divorce settlements, and SSNs not understand?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I would call it 'responsible nationalism,' " Ryan said, according to Bannon. Science calls it dividing by zero, warns DO NOT DO
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