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Headlines matching 'Microsoft'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Engadget) Spiffy Microsoft developer feels bad for leaving his dog home alone all day long, creates DarwinBot with Skype, a ball launcher and a treat dispenser. Your dog wants privacy  (engadget.com) (33)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)
(BusinessWeek) Sad Nokia dropping connections to 4,000 workers  (businessweek.com) (11)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting First they killed off Clippy, and I didn't speak out because I didn't need help writing a letter. Then they came for the Start Button  (news.yahoo.com) (140)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Engadget) Interesting Leaked plan from Microsoft details the next version of Windows Phone. It's pretty much full of win  (engadget.com) (86)
(Seattle Times) Sad Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (66)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Nokia posts profits 50% higher than analysts expected... meaning profits only fell 73%  (reuters.com) (3)


Thu January 26, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting Columnist says Microsoft suffers from "premature innovation". That must be why they leave so many unsatisfied  (seattlepi.com) (31)


Fri January 20, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely 2012 will be the year Microsoft fights back to the top in the Mobile OS space. This is not a repeat from 2007, 2008, 2009, etc  (cnn.com) (55)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ZDNet) Interesting If Drew and Microsoft agree that something is bad, then it's probably pretty damn bad. And Drew and Microsoft agree that SOPA is bad. QED  (zdnet.com) (46)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Software Freedom Law Center) Obvious Remember when Microsoft claimed that Windows 8 "secure boot" wouldn't be used to lock out other operating systems from being installed a couple of months ago?  (softwarefreedom.org) (132)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Washington Post) Amusing Bing overtakes Yahoo in the "search engines that nobody ever uses" rankings  (washingtonpost.com) (77)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Kinect coming to Windows PCs, may revolutionize gaming, the Boobies tag  (news.yahoo.com) (63)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Ars Technica) Stupid Microsoft: we didn't really want Windows Phone to be all that popular, anyway  (arstechnica.com) (55)


Sun January 08, 2012
(C|Net) Amusing Microsoft receives approval for patent on "avoid ghetto" feature for use with GPS  (news.cnet.com) (284)
(The New York Times) Scary How well received is the new Windows phone OS? Apple hipsters are actually BUYING them  (nytimes.com) (82)


Sat January 07, 2012
(The Register) Followup Microsoft reviving its Flight Simulator game by giving it away free. What could possibly go wrong?  (theregister.co.uk) (118)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass Man discovers just how real the graphics on Microsoft Gun in a Bag Simulator 2012 can be  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (37)


Thu January 05, 2012
(C|Net) Misc Former Microsoft software architect starts new company called Cocomo. Reports are his business model will be to take it fast, then to take it slow  (news.cnet.com) (22)
(YouTube) Amusing Hey look, it's a free copy of Microsoft Office  (youtube.com) (41)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Forbes) Stupid Forbes, January 3, 2012, and stop me if your heard this one before: "Why I'm grateful Microsoft doesn't build airplanes"  (forbes.com) (55)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Forbes) Unlikely Microsoft said to be developing new 'Superphone' that will make the upcoming iPhone 5 irrelevant, presumably by orbiting the Earth so rapidly it makes the young Steve Jobs go to work for Microsoft  (forbes.com) (111)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The Register) Scary Microsoft announces ASP.NET zero-day vulnerability. What a pain in the ASP  (theregister.co.uk) (22)
(Some Guy) Amusing Wall Street Journal reviews the most-read stories of 2011. In summary, Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Apple Borders Microsoft. Android teeth-gnashing to the right  (appleinsider.com) (18)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting What do Apple, Oracle, Microsoft, eBay and British Telecom have in common? Probably lawyers and certainly a hatred for all things Google  (fosspatents.blogspot.com) (18)


Sat December 17, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Obvious Fresh from the Who Gives A Shiat newsdesk: Novell-Microsoft trial over 1994 Wordperfect compatibility dispute ends in deadlocked jury  (businessweek.com) (45)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Microsoft: Alright, look we tried to be nice and give you little hints, but you're going to stop using IE6 even if we have to come down there and break your knee caps  (winsupersite.com) (84)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The Register) Obvious Apple's founding contracts sell for $1.59 million, despite inferior performance to Microsoft founding contracts  (theregister.co.uk) (15)
(The Register) Obvious Microsoft tempts iPhone owners to come over to the dark side of the cloud  (theregister.co.uk) (15)


Sat December 10, 2011
(The Register) Stupid Microsoft releases Silverlight 5, no one notices  (theregister.co.uk) (93)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Bill Gates developing OS with China, says it will be "low cost, very safe and generate very little waste", which means it will be full of security holes and will crash a lot. Wait, did I say OS? I meant a nuclear reactor  (news.yahoo.com) (96)
(Reuters) Interesting Verizon raids the company's petty cash account to strike a death blow to Netflix. Can you hear me now?  (reuters.com) (80)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Betabeat) Interesting You could pay a bunch to heat your house this winter, or you could let Microsoft put a server farm in your basement  (betabeat.com) (60)


Tue November 22, 2011
(C|Net) Amusing Microsoft Braintrust decides bacon is the best way to get new hires. They just might be right  (news.cnet.com) (9)


Mon November 21, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Windows 95 lawsuit going to trial. Moses, King Tut, Julius Caesar and other Windows 95 users expected to be called as witnesses  (usatoday.com) (159)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely MIcrosoft patents asshole co-worker detection software  (geekwire.com) (17)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some +) Stupid In keeping with being consistently late to the party, Microsoft unveils its social network  (theverge.com) (33)


Mon November 14, 2011
(SeattlePI) Interesting Microsoft and Duke team up to develop a phone that will allow users to verify if photos, video, or audio have been altered; suck  (seattlepi.com) (7)


Wed November 09, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Microsoft, Yahoo and AOL partner up in some kind of Down Syndrome Voltron arrangement  (money.cnn.com) (35)
(BusinessWeek) Asinine Remember the old joke about 'If Microsoft built cars'? Well they teamed up with Ford and "drivers have to turn off and restart their car and wait for the system to reboot"  (businessweek.com) (68)


Tue November 08, 2011
(C|Net) Sad Remember the Microsoft Courier? It was like the iPad for Productive People ... Here's why Microsoft killed it  (news.cnet.com) (182)
(USA Today) Cool Microsoft unveils their $50 iPhone killer. No, really  (usatoday.com) (102)
(The New Yorker) Amusing From Steve Jobs' biography: a Microsoft engineer kept bragging to him about how their tablet would change the world. "I was so sick of it that I said, 'F*ck this, let's show him what a tablet can really be'"  (newyorker.com) (80)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Spoiler Alert: Stuxnet is Duqu's father  (dailymail.co.uk) (12)


Sun November 06, 2011
(The Advocate) Cool Not news: Corporations biatching about burdensome government regulations. Fark: Like the Defense of Marriage Act  (advocate.com) (89)


Wed November 02, 2011
(BBC) Obvious Microsoft manipulated by the Sith  (bbc.co.uk) (20)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Computerworld) Obvious Microsoft clears Czech  (computerworld.com) (8)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Canada.com) Interesting Microsoft and Canada Pension Plan preparing to buy Yahoo, see Canadians working until 90  (canada.com) (12)
(YouTube) Cool Not too shabby. Microsoft. not too shabby indeed  (youtube.com) (87)
(Some Guy) Weird Microsoft working on sexting multi-tasker prototype  (tomsguide.com) (8)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Google: "Neither Apple, nor Microsoft have any idea how to make a good GUI"  (electronista.com) (182)


Tue October 18, 2011
(C|Net) Cool Mass Effect's Omni-tool moves a step closer. But it's from Microsoft, so it'll probably force you to reboot your arm occasionally  (news.cnet.com) (147)

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