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Headlines matching 'Mich'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Breitbart.com) Unlikely Michelle Obama can hold the mystery meat when she prys it from my cold dead hands ...Wait, that didn't come out right  (breitbart.com) (82)
(Philly.com) Obvious Michael Vick named America's most disliked athlete in what was surely a dogfight  (philly.com) (93)
(Contact Music) Interesting Demi Moore Seeking Spiritual Advice from Michael Jackson's guru  (contactmusic.com) (11)


Thu February 09, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Michele Bachmann equates her campaign with her marriage  (latimes.com) (96)
(ESPN) Cool Late autumn expected in Michigan, Leafs will be blowing outside in January  (espn.go.com) (29)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely In a study that was in no way influenced by Big Snack, potato chips have been found to be lower in sodium than sammich bread  (medicalxpress.com) (114)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com) (28)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine A 9-year-old boy at a Catholic school was suspended Thursday night at a school lip-sync fundraiser after mimicking Michael Jackson's famous groin grab during a rendition of "Billie Jean." That's just nuts  (winonadailynews.com) (100)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail Michael Cera tries to grow a mustache. With results that are pretty much just what you'd expect  (dailymail.co.uk) (94)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Click On Detroit) Interesting Employees at Detroit McDonald's locked in freezer after store robbery, enjoy the break from Michigan weather  (clickondetroit.com) (17)


Thu February 02, 2012
(WWL) Spiffy Years later, Michael Irvin makes New Orleans Saints fans cry  (wwl.com) (31)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Michigan St. misses extra point, loses to Illinois 42-41 in shootout  (rivals.yahoo.com) (32)
(Boston.com) Obvious Michelle Bachmann has campaign debt. Mitt Romney has lots of money. Romney wants Bachmann's endorsement. What happens next?  (boston.com) (41)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Bloomberg) PSA Economies of midwest states, particularly Michigan, Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania, have improved faster than the rest of the U.S. since 2009. Not that this fact has any particular relevance in this particular year  (bloomberg.com) (171)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Telegraph) Spiffy Michelle Obama stimulus for Barack's package leads to increased sales  (telegraph.co.uk) (56)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious By the end of the game, a capacity crowd of 18,809 was singing, "We Don't Give A Damn For the Whole State of Michigan"  (rivals.yahoo.com) (30)
(AnnArbor.com) Fail And this month's Penn State award for delay in informing the authorities of child sexual exploitation and/or pornography goes to the University of Michigan  (annarbor.com) (231)
(Winnipeg Sun) Spiffy Winnipeg Sun highlights the week's events and uses FARK's headline to show how Michael Jackson's kids are quickly growing up (2nd section)  (winnipegsun.com) (1)


Fri January 27, 2012
(TMZ) Interesting Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris, has a crush on Justin Bieber. She's becoming more like her father every day  (tmz.com) (31)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Pravda) Cool Michael Jackson arrested in Moscow subway for stealing wallet from passenger  (english.pravda.ru) (30)
(MSNBC) Interesting Dog fighting, through the eyes of MSNBC: Michael Vick does it: It's horrific, savage, barbaric, cruel, criminal activity. Afghans do it: They're sharing in a noble tradition that dates back hundreds of years  (worldblog.msnbc.msn.com) (162)
(HitFix) PSA Complete list of the nominations for the 84th Academy Awards nominations. Lowlight: No Michael Fassbender. Lower note: Sarah Palin got a nomination. Seriously  (hitfix.com) (271)


Fri January 20, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Look, people. Stop repeating the lies. The Concordia's captain did *not* flee his ship right after the crash. He ordered a nice dinner with his girlfriend first while supplies were falling off the kitchen shelves. Michael Brown nods approval  (cnn.com) (104)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Starpulse) Dumbass Sarah Michelle Gellar on her atrocious dress at this year's Golden Globes: "My daughter picks out all my red carpet outfits"  (starpulse.com) (85)
(Gawker) Interesting If you guessed Michelle Trachtenberg as the next celeb to have a sex tape out there then I have some good news. Maybe  (gawker.com) (95)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Well, I'm drunk and my car is stuck in the front lawn so I may as well pass out right here. What's that you say? This is not my own front lawn? Oh, it belongs to the Michigan State Police. Well that changes things now doesn't it?  (cadillacnews.com) (18)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I don't know what an Erin Wasson is, but it's screaming "Look at me, I'm an attention whore". And it needs a sammich  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Kathleen Edward, the Michigan girl who was taunted by her neighbor, passes away at nine years old  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (311)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Buffalo News) Interesting The next time some guy from Buffalo claims he has a Michelangelo painting stashed under his couch, you might not want to drag him to the mental hospital just yet  (buffalonews.com) (37)
(Deadspin) Amusing Deadspin gives props to Fark for a most disturbing story about the hypothetical lovechild of Tim Tebow and Michele Bachmann  (deadspin.com) (4)
(Yahoo) Obvious Michelle Obama says she's she tired of being tagged with the "angry black woman" stereotype; and that she just MIGHT have to break a foot off in somebody's ass if they don't knock it off  (news.yahoo.com) (409)
(MSNBC) Weird Michigan man used to be alive, then he took an arrow to the chest  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (53)


Tue January 10, 2012
(NFL.com) Stupid What if Tim Tebow and Michele Bachmann had a baby? Seriously, what kind of half-assed website asks that question?  (nfl.com) (44)
(Yahoo) Interesting News: Michigan Treasurer says Detroit to run out of money by May. Other News: Detroit still has money  (news.yahoo.com) (88)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Michelle Malkin) Amusing Far left socialist declares that the Republicans are screwed because all their candidates are idiots. Oh wait, it's Michelle Malkin  (michellemalkin.com) (161)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Comparing Michelle Obama to Marie Antoinette is racist because someone called her "Your Excellency" on Nickelodeon and Marie Antoinette was African-American. Or something like that  (bookwormroom.com) (410)
(ESPN) Fail Jeff Jordan does not want to be like his father Michael, leaves UCF basketball team  (espn.go.com) (46)


Sat January 07, 2012
(WorldNetDaily) Dumbass Michael Savage calls President Obama a "dictator coming out of his chrysalis." Oooh, someone got Savage a word-a-day calendar  (wnd.com) (156)
(Washington Post) Interesting Michele Bachmann raises the fashion bar, level of acceptable derp for female politicians  (washingtonpost.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Obvious LaMichael James laenters ladraft  (katu.com) (35)


Fri January 06, 2012
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)


Thu January 05, 2012
(MLive.com) Amusing Michigan congregation opens tattoo parlor inside their church. Leviticus may have a problem with this  (mlive.com) (31)
(Spinner) Stupid Christian group prayed to God that George Michael would die while in the hospital, didn't have enough faith  (spinner.com) (80)


Wed January 04, 2012
(CBS News) Amusing Last night in Iowa--the only place quieter than the Michelle Bachmann headquarters? The Barack Obama caucus meetings  (cbsnews.com) (112)


Tue January 03, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass It's Big Blue vs Blue Turf, Tradition vs Nouveau, as Michigan battles Bois...Wait, why is Virginia Tech here? Didn't Clemson pants them twice? Well, that's awkward. Anywho, it's your official Sugar Bowl discussion thread  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (614)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Michele Bachmann wins in Iowa...what?...oh  (myfoxdc.com) (67)


Mon January 02, 2012
(AZCentral) Sad 100 ways Arizona changed the world. Spoiler: Number one is the chimichanga, a deep fried burrito that goes well with beer. Number two is a hole in the ground. Number three is a bigger hole in the ground  (azcentral.com) (52)
(AP) Obvious Michele Bachmann: Vote for me because I don't have a penis  (hosted.ap.org) (108)


Sat December 31, 2011
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Michael Jordan has found himself a new fiancee. This, of course, gives us an excuse to look at pictures of the hottest WAGs of the NBA  (nydailynews.com) (51)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CNN) Spiffy Michigan State wages war on words "It's amazing, you didn't know that the ginormous baby-bump your pet parent showed you in the man cave was trickeration?"  (cnn.com) (88)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Michele Bachmann believes there is a grand conspiracy between Google, Facebook and facts working for Obama   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (278)
(Starpulse) Unlikely "Glee" star Lea Michele has threatened to move out of NYC if Bloomberg doesn't get rid of all the horses pulling carriages in Central Park. In related news, "Glee" star Lea Michele is moving  (starpulse.com) (86)
(Des Moines Register) Fail The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Followup Following the lead of Pinellas County, Florida in protecting American precious bodily fluids is Hartland Township... Michigan?  (hartland.patch.com) (14)
(Bleacher Report) Hero WWE upset with Michael Cole's commentary, asks him to SHUT THE FARKING FARK UP  (bleacherreport.com) (163)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail Today on What the F*ck is Wrong with Michele Bachmann: "Obama supplies abortion pills 8 year-old girls"  (huffingtonpost.com) (550)


Mon December 26, 2011
(detroit news) Amusing Michigan man's newly acquired OBM44 license plate bothers his Republican friends  (detroitnews.com) (155)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Fail Michele Bachmann comes out against the payroll tax cut, right after the GOP approved an extension of it. It's nice to see she doesn't have an opinion on anything until after the fact  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (107)
(BBC) Followup George Michael's illness was touch and go go for a while, but he's made it back home for what won't be his Last Christmas  (bbc.co.uk) (14)
(KTLA) Followup Latest rectally extracted figures indicate Occupy L.A. protests cost more than two-thirds of a Michael Jackson memorial and slightly more than a 1%er makes in a week  (ktla.com) (74)
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Michele Bachmann heckled by gay robot. Subby, for one, welcomes our new fabulous robot overlords   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (48)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely A slide show of Michelle Obama so you can decide for yourself if the First Lady has a 'large posterior'  (usnews.com) (224)


Thu December 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Misc George Michael released from hospital. Maeby going home soon  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (35)
(LA Times) Obvious Axl Rose says he won't pull a Marlon Brando or Michael Moore scene at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. But don't count on seeing Slash  (latimes.com) (102)


Mon December 19, 2011
(CNN) Followup Kim Jong-Il's successor is fond of James Bond and Michael Jordan, and is seen as unqualified to rule. Awesome  (cnn.com) (91)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Silly Michele Bachmann tells Santa all she wants for Christmas is to "win in Iowa." Santa forced to tell her he's not real and not all wishes come true  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Fail Michele Bachmann goes totally meta, earns her 12th "Pants on Fire" rating by claiming "Politifact said everything I said was true"  (politifact.com) (73)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Detroit News) Cool Out of ideas to save his failing state, Michigan governor signs law allowing residents to just blow the place up. Salute  (detnews.com) (60)
(WXYZ Detroit) Strange Students in Warren, Michigan learned that classes were canceled today after someone stole the batteries from all their buses  (wxyz.com) (45)
(The New York Times) Asinine Benton Harbor, Michigan is a model for the future. A future where corporations get millions in tax breaks to build their headquarters and private golf courses on public land and the mayor and city council can be fired by the governor on a whim  (nytimes.com) (86)


Thu December 15, 2011
(BBC) Amusing Michael Buble's Christmas message: "go f*ck yourself." The Aristocrats  (bbc.co.uk) (74)
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup Gary Busey retracts his Newt Gingrich endorsement. It's not too late, Michele  (popwatch.ew.com) (17)


Mon December 12, 2011
(The Hill) Amusing Gary Busey endorses Newt Gingrich. This is another serious blow for Michele Bachmann, as the GOP's influential 'massive head trauma' bloc may now be up for grabs  (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (56)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Van Morrison's 44-year old girlfriend and mother of his youngest child, Gigi Lee, dies of cancer. Michelle Rocca, Van's wife and mother of his two other children, can hopefully help Van deal with this tragedy  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Jalopnik) Silly Michael Jackson GT-R far from a Thriller  (jalopnik.com) (19)
(Des Moines Register) Followup New poll says Iowans are jazzed over Newt Gingrich, be-bopped over Ron Paul, waltzed over Mitt Romney, and yakkity saxed over Michelle Bachmann   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (121)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Think Progress) Ironic Michele Bachmann: "Girls don't ask boys to dances." Sadie Hawkins unavailable for comment  (thinkprogress.org) (180)
(Some Mitten State resident) Spiffy Michigan and Wisconsin fight over which state looks more like a mitten. Seriously  (wtsp.com) (132)
(Gamma Squad) Interesting Michael Bay is being coy about the Transformers 4 rumors, which is odd considering coyness never exploded anything  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Amusing Thanks to GIS, we know how big Bill Clinton's penis is. We know how big George Bush's penis is. We know how big Barack Obama's penis is. And now in ASL, Michelle Obama tells us, well, you know  (ragn.tumblr.com) (31)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Gawker) Asinine No terrorist in their right mind will attack Montcalm County, Michigan now that they have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines. Thank you, Homeland Security  (gawker.com) (80)
(YouTube) Cool If you didn't think you like Michael Buble, think again. Check out this video of a mom heckling him to let her 15 year old kid sing on stage and...well, take a look  (youtube.com) (113)
(Yahoo) Interesting Sharp kneed virtual Swedish swimsuit and lingerie models cause controversy, still need a sammich or two  (gma.yahoo.com) (100)
(Daily Mail) Followup Remember the former Miss USA arrested for drunk driving in Michigan who claimed she was going to be the designated driver? Her story is about .20 percent accurate  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(SeattlePI) Interesting Michael C. Hall's divorce is finalized. Someone check the river  (blog.seattlepi.com) (108)


Tue December 06, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting In the Bible, a man named Barak was supposed to lead the Israelites to fight the Canaanites. But Barak wimped out, so Deborah stepped up and led the charge. In present day terms, Deborah is Michele Bachmann, and Barak is, obviously, Taxbongo  (wnd.com) (78)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Former Miss America arrested for drunk driving in Michigan, where drunk driving is technically a competition  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Michele Bachmann: "Occupy Wall Street just wants people to pay for their stuff"  (huffingtonpost.com) (279)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fark) FarkParty REMINDER: Michiana Fark Party @ Lakeshore Grill in Elkhart TOMORROW  (fark.com) (15)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Huffington Post) Stupid Michele Bachmann comes out in favor of marriage between gay men and their beards  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)
(Some Guy) Amusing Michele Bachmann steals email list from a bunch of homeschoolers. Toothy wives inconsolable  (theiowarepublican.com) (31)
(wcti12.com) Hero Man rescues crash victim moments before a Michael Bay movie takes place  (wcti12.com) (12)
(Deadspin) Video Michigan State cheerleader falls, breaks face, lies motionless on the floor. Then the PA system starts playing "The Final Countdown"  (deadspin.com) (65)
(New York Magazine) Followup Michele Bachmann says she's "fully aware" we don't have an embassy in Iran; she was just applauding the Brits. Or something  (nymag.com) (71)


Wed November 30, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass Man sues MSNBC for airing an interview with Michael Jackson's doctor. Because he says it infringes on his yet-to-be-released animation film about Jackson's death  (hollywoodreporter.com) (12)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting If you need a limbless character in a movie, Michael Ironside's your man. Here's the evolution of Ironside's missing body parts  (denofgeek.com) (35)


Tue November 29, 2011
(700 WLW) Cool In addition to being away from their families, troops had to put up with Bret Michaels on Thanksgiving too  (700wlw.com) (17)
(CNSNews) Sad LaToya blubbers to 'Bubbles' in weepy reunion with Michael's chimp  (cnsnews.com) (19)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Misc Barney Frank (D-ead on):"The House under Republican rule consists half of people who think like Michele Bachmann and half of people who are afraid of losing a primary to people who think like Michele Bachmann"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (178)


Sun November 27, 2011
(WQAD) Fail Fifteen people showed up to a Michele Bachmann event in Iowa  (wqad.com) (167)


Sat November 26, 2011
(ESPN) Fail Ohio State University loses to Michigan, no longer fit to have "The" used when talking about them  (scores.espn.go.com) (108)


Thu November 24, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh responds to Jimmy Fallon's use of "Lyin' Ass biatch" for Michele Bachmann with a thoughtful, pensive monologue. Just kidding, he "introduces" Michelle Obama to the strains of "Baby Got Back"  (realclearpolitics.com) (409)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Salon) Scary George Michael in Vienna hospital. This is why you shouldn't have sausage in cans  (salon.com) (24)
(Gawker) Dumbass At the debate last night, Michele Bachmann either made up a bunch of shiat about Pakistan nuke sites being attacked by terrorists, or she just eloquently showed why she can't be trusted on the House Intelligence Committee  (gawker.com) (150)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Michele Bachmann's intro song on Jimmy Fallon: "Lyin' Ass biatch"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (280)
(ABC) Asinine Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything  (abcnews.go.com) (411)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Cracked) Interesting Michael Jackson was chemically castrated by Elvis or something  (cracked.com) (29)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing How do you troll the entire state of Michigan? Like this  (rivals.yahoo.com) (36)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Michele Bachmann: "Solyndra makes Watergate look like child's play"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (154)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Michele Bachmann: "Waterboarding isn't torture." Interviewer: "Prove it." Michele Bachmann: "That's absurd"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (220)
(Fark) FarkParty Michiana (Michigan-Indiana area) Fark Party @ Lakeshore Grill in Elkhart  (fark.com) (25)


Wed November 16, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Michael Jackson charged with the attempted abduction and sexual assault of ten year old boy  (bbc.co.uk) (27)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Slate) Obvious NPR's Michele Norris voluntarily stepped down after her husband took a job with the Obama campaign. What does George Will do after his wife goes to work for Rick Perry? Repeatedly bash Romney in his columns  (slate.com) (119)


Mon November 14, 2011
(VentureBeat) Interesting A sighting of the rare Silicon Valley Unicorn, who has come to share an important thing with us. Namely, that Michael Arrington is missing the boat  (venturebeat.com) (16)
(Contact Music) Hero Michael Buble has some heartfelt words for Kim Kardashian: "That biatch ain't coming on my stage"  (contactmusic.com) (45)
(CBS Local) Followup It seems that retailers forgot one small thing about opening their stores at 10PM and Midnight on Thanksgiving: their employees want to spend time with their families on the holiday  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (218)
(CNN) Amusing Columnist complains because CBS cuts the Republican debate short for an NCIS rerun. Hey, let's be fair... Abby and Ziva vs. Michele Bachmann and Rick Santorum: which group is more believable, and which would you choose to watch?  (cnn.com) (86)


Sun November 13, 2011
(NYPost) Followup Michele Bachmann's campaign manager apologizes for letting the [REDACTED] hit the fan  (nypost.com) (30)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup South Carolina GOP comes out against Michele Bachmann's claims CBS marginalized her  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (35)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail CBS sends out email warning people that Michele Bachmann won't get any questions because she no longer stands a chance at securing the GOP nomination. Unfortunately, they sent the email to her staff as well  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (91)


Fri November 11, 2011
(WLSAM) Sad Man dies after jumping into Lake Michigan. Authorities suspect that he succumbed to pier pressure  (wlsam.com) (27)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Politico) Fail Michele Bachmann lost her cool after her speaking event was crashed by Occupiers, and she responds by trotting out the old Bush-era "They're unAmerican and disrespect soldiers" line  (politico.com) (404)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some MI Zombie Mayor) Amusing Chicago: The dead vote. Michigan: The dead get voted for. Fark: They get elected  (wlns.com) (33)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Mighigan Messenger) Followup First amendment scholar on Michigan's "License to Bully" bill: "WTF am I reading?"  (michiganmessenger.com) (59)
(Some Guy) Amusing Latest nude photos released to the public? Michael Vick (with photoshopped badness)  (metro.us) (19)
(Crooks & Liars) Silly Because all of Michigan's problems have been solved, isn't it about time for a bill requiring the pledge of allegiance for all students?   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) (120)


Mon November 07, 2011
(ABC) Ironic News: Republican opponent asks "where is the adult" in reference to Herman Cain. FARK: It was Michelle Bachmann  (abcnews.go.com) (39)
(SportsGrid) Video Michael Strahan's epic celebration of Eli Manning leading another fourth-quarter comeback against the Patriots  (sportsgrid.com) (92)


Sun November 06, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Michelle Bachmann vows to create "millions of jobs" for Americans. No word on how she plans to make her fantasyland a reality  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (318)
(New York Daily News) Scary 26-vehicle crash turns England into a Michael Bay movie  (nydailynews.com) (67)


Fri November 04, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Michael Moore gets butthurt at a OWS event when a reporter points out that he is in the 1%  (realclearpolitics.com) (487)


Thu November 03, 2011
(The Mighigan Messenger) Sick Michigan GOP: "Legalize it". And by "it", they mean bullying gay students  (michiganmessenger.com) (311)
(Huffington Post) Scary Cliff near Wisconsin power plant collapses, depositing frothy slurry of coal ash--a hearty blend of selenium, lead, mercury and arsenic--into the cool blue waters of Lake Michigan. Drink up, folks  (huffingtonpost.com) (170)


Wed November 02, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Amusing BOOOOOOOOM: An infographic breakdown of the explosions in Michael Bay's films  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (21)
(Some Bubba) Followup Autopsy reveals that NFL legend and "Police Academy" star Bubba Smith died from drug intoxication. Co-star Michael Winslow makes a sad slide whistle noise  (digitalspy.com) (11)


Tue November 01, 2011
(YouTube) Obvious Michael Moore tells Occupy that top 1% need to hand out millions, but won't answer question about him giving out a million of his own $50 million  (youtube.com) (560)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Justin Timberlake trying to find a man for George Michael. Step 1: Cut a hole in a box  (mirror.co.uk) (13)


Sun October 30, 2011
(New York Daily News) Hero Michele Bachmann: I would 'not do anything' for children of illegal immigrants, We don't owe them anything,"  (nydailynews.com) (246)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Can Wisconsin bounce back? Can Michigan State keep up the momentum? Is Kansas State for real? And will Stanford's SOS finally be higher than Boise's? It's your college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com) (1544)


Fri October 28, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Look Michele, you're pretty, and handle a mean corndog, but you're really not our cup of tea  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (57)
(Mercury News) Followup Michael Moore will throw his weight behind Occupy Oakland protesters, eat their lunches  (mercurynews.com) (78)
(Huffington Post) Scary Working for a haunted house can be fun. You get to dress up in cool makeup, scare people, and rarely have to tend to a broken nose when people attack you  (huffingtonpost.com) (69)
(Florida Today) Obvious Motorcycle involved in fiery crash with van carrying boxes of ammo. Authorities rush Michael Bay to scene  (floridatoday.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you're going to steal a sammich, have a plan. Stealing a forklift for a getaway vehicle is not a plan, by the way. (With creepy mugshot)  (wtae.com) (32)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Times) Amusing GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  (washingtontimes.com) (347)


Wed October 26, 2011
(CBS Local) Weird Dog missing in Tennessee turns up in Michigan, and boy, are his paws tired  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (23)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Former Michele Bachmann staffers shocked to discover they were working for Michele Bachmann  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)
(Pop Matters) Unlikely John Stewart vs. Michael Moore is a "convincing illustration of the suicidal tendencies, moral bankruptcy, and spiritual decay of the American left"  (popmatters.com) (213)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Journey's Neal Schon buys Michaele Salahi a $300,000 Bentley. Now he's got two sweet rides  (nydailynews.com) (52)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Michele Bachmann: "We have nothing to show for our time in Iraq", thus propelling her to the lead for the 2004 Democratic nomination   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (124)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Have you seen singer Michael Bublé's wife? There are no words  (dailymail.co.uk) (87)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Michelle Bachmann's entire New Hampshire staff jumps ship  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (65)
(Detroit News) Spiffy Michigan restaurant unveils 338 pound burger, enough to feed three Totalfarkers  (detnews.com) (94)
(Washington Post) Amusing Real-life super hero movement growing. Come for the Michigan Batman, stay for the Michigan Batman. Michigan. Batman  (washingtonpost.com) (79)
(Hollyscoop) Obvious Michael Lohan is thinking what we're all thinking  (hollyscoop.com) (97)


Thu October 20, 2011
(CNN) Interesting It appears a simple chin lift could have saved Michael Jackson's life. Is there anything plastic surgery can't do?  (cnn.com) (34)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Silly The highlight of last night's debate were Michele Bachmann's futile attempts to get Anderson Cooper to notice her (w/ANDERSON ANDERSON ANDERSON video)  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (98)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Ready your "LOL 57 states" retorts, 'baggers, Michelle Bachmann doesn't know where Libya is  (huffingtonpost.com) (175)
(YouTube) Cool Michael Winslow's got a Whole Lotta Love  (youtube.com) (47)


Tue October 18, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA Michigan wants to make it illegal for students and school employees to have sex. Yes, even at the university level  (wxyz.com) (129)


Sun October 16, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Redskins put Michael Vick down again? Can the Carolina Newtons win another game? Will the Lions vs. the 49ers be the best game of the day? It's the NFL Week 6 thread (games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox and CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)

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