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159 headlines found matching 'Mers'
Thu August 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE criticized for letting American flag touch the ground at SummerSlam, which made Hacksaw Jim Duggan cry and break his 2x4, Sgt. Slaughter no longer want his country back, and John Cena hate the troops
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Mon August 18, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that BROCK LESNAR conquered the 15-time champ at Summerslam, who will step up to the Beast Incarnate? How will the Bellas' split affect Total Divas? It's WWE RAW, live from Las Vegas (8 pm EDT on USA, 7:30 on 9.99) Pre-show 7:30 pm EDT
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Sun August 17, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN John Cena rise above blood, urine and vomit? IS Brie Bella ready to fight for her man? WILL Y2J save us from Wyatt2Bray? Live from LA, it's SummerSlam, 8pm EDT on the WWE 9.99
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(1752)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Customers complain that if one worker is taking a nap, his co-worker shouldn't be playing on her iPad at the same time, because then nobody's paying attention to where the airliner is going
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(39)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top competitive gamers are as doped up as Rob Ford and Tour de France racers
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(26)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pro wrestling's greatest angle was convincing us it doesn't matter, leaving it free and clear to exploit the daylights out of the performers and fans alike
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(160)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Denim sales down 6% as consumers with good genes want better jeans
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(25)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush
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(35)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(23)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Radio Shack's comeback effort in doubt. Radio Shack customers were upset when they got the news on their pagers
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(114)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I feel happy that Michael Bay is passing on the baton for 'Transformers 5' but I also feel sad that there's going to be a 'Transformers 5'
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(57)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Owner of Legal Sea Foods would like you to know that just because he has dozens of restaurants all over the East Coast all serving the same bland seafood to the same bland customers, he is most definitely still not a "chain"
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(95)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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(153)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Add "turning Transformers 4 into a box office smash" to the list of things China's done to piss us off
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(17)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S consumers now say 'nyet' to Russian vodka
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(68)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Restoration Hardware customers, UPS drivers, revolt against the recent 17-pound catalog
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(24)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts trial delivery service for customers presumably too fat to get out of their houses without cutting out a wall
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(77)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that we're in the Hot Sister galaxy, Marion Barry cracks up his car, and the joy of homophones: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/27 - 8/2
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of things KFC has fried up and served to customers. Chicken hasn't been on the list since the 1990s, however
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(68)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo water crisis day three jubilee: the mayor says, "fark it go ahead and drink the water, farmers are bad, and our system sucks. Oh, and by the way we're going to raise your rates"
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Sun August 03, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Dinosaurs, Explosions, and Decepticons has passed the $1 billion mark at the global box office, ensuring Michael Bay will continue to terrorize audiences for years to come
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(44)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot what might be the most distant object known to science, a distant galaxy cluster called IRC 0218, and it's really, really, ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃʷᵃʸ
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(33)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verizon: Hey, we're gonna throttle the speeds of unlimited data customers during 'peak' hours; is that cool? FCC Chairman: So tell me...you morons like having that broadband ownership license, right?
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bristol waste recycling plant would like to advise their customers that they do not currently have a Soylent Green production facility. It would appear one customer is not aware of this fact
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(21)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Frontier CEO tells customers they're too dumb to understand why they don't need Google Fiber
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(116)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: workers upset after benevolent CEO pushed out of the job for his money-hungry cousin. News: workers stage a slowdown and encourage customers to boycott. Fark: it's working
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(57)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Social media strategy experts recommend that small business owners build loyalty by encouraging their customers, especially young females, to post naked or near-naked selfies. The ultimate sticky strategy?
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(9)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
IDW announces comics where Star Trek meet Planet of the Apes, Angry Birds meet the Transformers, and Ghostbusters meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, prove that comics are now little more than bad fanfiction written by 12-year-old boys
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(84)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Consumers can now buy chocolate chip cookie-flavored water. And by 'consumers,' we mean 'Americans,' like that's a huge surprise
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(19)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences who use less than 10% of their brain make newcomers Lucy #1 at the box office with $44 million, Hercules #2 with $29 million. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes devolves to #3, and the Purge: Anarchy plummets to #4
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(85)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious, repeated bursts of radio waves from space are baffling astronomers. "Nothing has been ruled out at the moment - not even the kind of outrageous claims you'd expect to see in tabloid headlines"
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(50)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In the continuing Market Basket saga, 6000 employees and customers show up to protest while the board issues a statement of "STFU and GBTW"
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(25)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Government to ISPs: You will install pron filters for new customers unless they opt out. British People: WE OPT OUT
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(42)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes remains #1 at the box office with $35 million while The Purge 2: Purgelectric Boogaloo is #2 with $30 million. Newcomers Planes: Fire & Rescue and Sex Tape take #3 and #4, barely making it past $15 million
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these practically primary street performers
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(16)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It took GM 11 months to warn customers of their ignition switch problem. Wait, did I say 'months'? I meant years. 11 years
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(58)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shortage of wool causes prices to rise 11 percent in one month. That's not just some yarn the sheep farmers are spinning
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(54)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's worse for your restaurant: a bad review by a local blogger, or making international news for suing your dissatisfied customers?
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(84)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Xbox One sales doubled from May to June after the debut of the kinect-less SKU. Both consumers are pleased with their purchase
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(96)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers
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(23)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Estranged husband of murdered DMV clerk says wife received death threats from customers, narrowing the suspect list down to just about everyone
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, Millennials-- Your Social Security dollars will ensure Baby Boomers can have a retirement. Now get off my lawn and get to work
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(238)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences went bananas over Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, which took the #1 spot at the box office with $70 million. Transformers 4: Explosions and No Plot is a distant #2 with $16.7 million and Tammy tumbling to #3 with $12.7 million
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(80)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
A 59-year-old man is charged with 7 counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon after doing what? A) Firing shots at the DMV, B) Throwing diapers at the neighbors, or C) Throwing cayenne pepper at several customers at a grocery store
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(43)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Silly phishing scammers, Virginia EZPass isn't advanced enough for online billing
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
45 summers after Woodstock, the 1969 concert's promoter has set up another three-day festival - but this time it's $1700 for a 'glamping' experience with a queen bed, Keurigs and a concierge. Rock on, snowflakes
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(18)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Not only does White Castle have a Hall of Fame for a few dedicated customers, but Alice Cooper is now in it
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(10)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of fossils unearthed at a Silicon Valley construction site. Finds reported include 8-bit graphics processors, 64k memory chips, and COBOL and FORTRAN programmers
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(36)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Explosions and Dinobots is #1 at the box office for the second straight week with $36 million. Melissa McCarthy's Tammy is #2 with $22 million while the remakes of The Exorcist and Batteries Not Included both bombed
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(124)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Ukrainian astronomers pay the $10, name a star "Putin is a d**khead"
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(50)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Airline passengers brace for extremely busy July 4 weekend, as United customers finally make it home from their Memorial Day getaway
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(4)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
NASA successfully launches satellite that they believe will end the CO2 debate once and for all. Oh, those naive dreamers at NASA, they probably still think we actually landed on the Moon, too
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(117)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Loyal deputies destroy their outgoing sheriff's hard drive with hammers so the new guy can't access any old files
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(76)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GM: Hell, why are we only killing our customers when we can kill our workers, too?
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(36)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
'Transformers: Age of Extinction' may be really, really bad, but it's already over $100 million in profit
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(91)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Medicinal marijuana farmers' market opens in Los Angeles. First market where cultivators encourage their gardens to grow more weeds
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(5)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 becomes the biggest film of 2014, earning nearly $100 million opening weekend and securing the #1 spot at the box office. 22 Jump Street is #2 with $15 million, and last week's top film, Think Like a Man Too, plummeted sharply
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(118)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(32)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Actual news, or Family Guy scene? Man in search of his lost cell phone wearing leopard print bikini top and black skirt assaults customers with a skillet plate and mugs at Denny's
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Rotten Tomatoes gives 'Transformers: Age of Extinction' 18%, but you've already dropped $16 on Fandango to see it in IMAX 3D anyway
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(108)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
GM tells dealers to stop selling the Chevy Cruze, try to interest customers in a vehicle that isn't currently being recalled, like something from the Ford place down the street
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(21)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Astronomers say they are closer to understanding the dark matter problem in the universe, and all they had to do was invent a new particle, give it a media-friendly name and hope someone discovers it some day
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(27)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evil: Payday loan company sends customers threatening letters from fake lawyers. Evil genius: Then charges extra 'administration fees' for sending them
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
For overcharging customers, Whole Foods to pay a whopping $800,000 fine, or three organic mangoes
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(59)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Science confirms musicians are "sexy." Except drummers; they will always be confused for homeless people
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(102)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'No brainer' plea deal includes 'no swimmers' clause
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(35)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Gamers plead with gaming industry to stop making sucky movie tie-in games whose only reason for existing is that they are released at same time as the movie they are based on
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(62)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that solar moss on surface of sun shakes at 16,000mph. In related news, the sun has moss, and it must be pretty damp so it doesn't all burn up (pics)
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boomers lose another icon...Steve Rossi of comedy duo Allen & Rossi dies
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(80)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
66% of consumers wrongly believe that when food is lableled "natural" it actually means something. "Under federal labeling rules, the word natural means absolutely nothing"
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(117)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A relatively spoiler-free review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, which is "dull and middling, and the reboot just promises the series will go out with more of a whimper than a bang farther down the line." And yet, it will break box office records
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(76)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
FCC issues highest fine in their history against Chinese firm for selling signal-jammers. Apparently the devices work by switching the phone's service over to AT&T
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(21)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
It's good to put up signs to let your customers know where you are, but "Drugs This Way" signs are the exception to this rule
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(19)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Why video games are meant to be played at your house with friends and not online with strangers. For you hardcore gamers, 'friends' are complicated NPCs with whom you can interact over long periods of time, engaging in barter and missions
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(106)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Warning to older programmers joining startups: Don't try and party like it's 1999... or 1989... or 1979
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(21)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The highest paid CEOs are often the worst performers
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(86)
 
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what's been killing zealous French mushroom pickers, and surprisingly it isn't mushroom farmers
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hackers steal details of 650,000 customers from Domino's Pizza, demand $50,000 to return the data or they will post the names of people who pay money for Domino's horrible, horrible pizza
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(40)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Excuse me, we know that your 3 year old is recovering from a pit bull mauling, but...uh...her face is scaring customers, so I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
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(179)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney hammers President Obama and Hillary Clinton on foreign policy, says those grapes still look sour, anyway
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(119)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
News: Comcast planning to roll out millions of new Wi-Fi hotspots nationwide. Fark: Using their residential customers' routers
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(197)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4 will open alongside Snowpiercer, which is described as the opposite of the giant robot film, being called an "intelligent tentpole made for a thinking audience who likes their thrills with smart." So, that will bomb heavily
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(77)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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(53)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
It's official: Yankee legends Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui will participate in annual Old-Timers Game at Yankee Stadium. Ask your grandpa how good they were back in 2000-dickety
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(23)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Simple geography shows that long before Scottish rockers "The Proclaimers" walked 500 miles, much less 500 more, they would have bloody well drowned
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(68)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Radio Shack loses more money than expected as consumers continue to not buy its crap. This is a repeat going back to the days when its entire electronics section was DIY quartz radio kits and transistors sold in plastic envelopes on a pegboard
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(75)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Spurs cramp the Heat's style? Will LeBron make it through the entire game? Can anyone stop Mario Chalmers? It's YOUR game two NBA Finals thread as the action starts at 8 pm EST
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(341)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
New study finds gamers no longer fit long-established stereotype of potato chip-munching loners who spend their summers wearing sweatpants and sitting in front of the TV in their parents' basement. For instance, many of them now wear cargo shorts
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(31)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two drummers cover the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" theme song together. Still fresh and very tasty
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(12)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A nine-day tax amnesty on hurricane supplies has wound up being more a tropical depression as consumers realized they don't need that much bleach in their homes
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(24)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
AT&T says DirecTV deal will cut programming costs by 20%, will now only have to increase customers' fees by 80%
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(10)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Verizon tells Netflix to stop telling customers the truth, or they will sue
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(67)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sony to stop selling PSP. Tens of gamers inconsolable
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(42)
 
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA launches data base to tell consumers which drugs do not play nicely with others
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(5)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
To celebrate YouTube's 9th birthday they invited some of their favorite performers to star in a mashup of memorable musical moments from the past 9 years (featuring The Gregory Brothers, Tay Zonday & many more)
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(22)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered a new class of planet called the "Mega-Earth," which is 2x the diameter of Earth, and over 17x its mass. A mere 560 light-years away
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(35)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Songs of 100 summers, come for George Gershwin, run away from Gangnam Style
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(40)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man walks 2,000 miles to help save dogs from cancer. That's as much as both Proclaimers
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(55)
 
(Wells Journal (UK))
 
 
 
'Britain's biggest pothole' found near Wells, Somerset
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(22)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ has V. Stiviano on tape mocking black people as part of an old reality show pilot. I guess this means that Mario Chalmers is now NBA finals MVP
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(60)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Competitive video gamers may soon be tested for performance enhancing drugs, like weed
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(26)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The Rangers have a 2nd chance to move on tonite. Can the Habs even it up? Will King Henrik step up and regain his crown? Will P.K. finally master the Back 1½ Somersault Pike? Will the Refs put the whistles away? Puck drops @8ET HOCKEY? OH HELL YEA
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(1107)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Two drunken customers demand free food then trash Fort Lee McDonald's, police say." No word on what they demanded the trash for
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(35)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers use sunsets on Titan to understand exoplanets' atmospheres, generate some extremely awesome pictures
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(13)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
All out of ideas, Pizza Hut turns to its market research, and finds that customers want "higher quality." Pizza Hut responds, "sure, we'll try anything once"
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(52)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Marky Mark says Transformers: Age of Extinction is "more realistic". More realistic than... you know what? I got nothing here
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(55)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Sony says it is already making profit on PS4 hardware as gamers snap new console off store shelves then begin interminable wait for someone to make some games to play on it
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(110)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Weak 1Q sales force American Eagle Outfitters to close 150 stores. Apparently consumers decide they can find better deals than a $60 T-shirt made in Bangladesh
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(26)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Bottles of single-malt whiskey set to go on sale expected to fetch prices of $30,000 and up per bottle, even though they have been on a shelf for more than 50 years. Don't people think that customers can read the labels on these bottles?
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(39)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Head of Fiat begs customers not to buy company's electric car, because they only make them to satisfy US regulations and take a huge loss on each one. "I hope nobody buys one because every one costs me $14,000. I'm honest enough to say that"
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(136)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
To those that predicted Google bought Nest thermostat to push ads and enable tracking inside consumers' homes, step forward and claim your prize
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(77)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Victor Martinez is on pace for more homers (44) than strikeouts (36) in a season, something that's only happened twice in the past 34 years
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(28)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cable prices have increased at four times the rate of inflation. Companies tell customers that they can bundle their payments
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(53)
 
(PolicyMic)
 
 
 
Farmers Insurance has identified the cause of Climate Change. It's Chicago
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(51)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chipotle tells customers: "please don't bring guns to our stores"
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(349)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
You can contract MERS from a simple handshake. Better hug the person and carefully lick the underside of the earlobe instead for the time being...just to be safe
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(36)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in China there is a restaurant where patrons eat their meals in total darkness, but don't even think about flinging your peas at other customers because the wait staff all wear military-grade night vision goggles
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(32)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
MERS has made its way to Illinois, where CDC experts warn it may become corrupted
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Consumers are confused over genetically modified foods, and rightly so, since it's not like the jerkoffs on either side of the debate over GMOs will stop yelling long enough to actually educate people
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(112)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
Google, Microsoft again showing customers that the cure can be worse than the disease
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(28)
 
(HR Magazine)
 
 
 
British Pizza Hut chain requires human resources and all other back-office staff to work at least one peak-time shift in an actual Pizza Hut so they have to deal with customers and see what staff have to do every day
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(63)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Transformers: Age of Extinction poster features Optimus Prime wielding a sword and riding a robot dinosaur
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(41)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld employee commits a whale of a crime, stealing cash and credit cards from customers who were already robbed when they bought a ticket
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(23)
 
(PolicyMic)
 
 
 
Science proves drummers are smarter than the rest of their bandmates. But Rush fans already knew that
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(39)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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(18)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
After telling the FCC that their merger with Time Warner will be good for customers' internet service, Comcast CEO tells investors that he expects "usage-based billing" to reach all Comcast customers in five years
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(106)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Transformers: Age of Extinction trailer rolls out Grimlock the robot dinosaur, the 12 year old version of you is finally vindicated
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(102)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(GigaOM)
 
 
 
AT&T will stop spying on everything their paying customers do, but only if you pay them an extra $800 a year
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(28)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO: MERS not sers, no1curs
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(53)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Microsoft finally realizes gamers don't want to pay an extra $100 for the mandatory Xbox One Kinect
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(65)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida health care workers who treated MERS patient also ill. Let's not all panic at once. We'll have to take shifts
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(15)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"I can assure our customers that we were not aware our manufacturers were sourcing diamonds tainted by the darkling Urla"
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(40)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
New U.S. case of MERS confirmed bringing the total infected to 2 out of 316,128,839. Everybody Pandemic
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(42)
 
(Arizona Star)
 
 
 
Adam Smith to adjudicate conflict between urban farmers and neighborhood activists over land use
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(13)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World Health Organization reminds you to only consume well-cooked camel meat and not to drink camel urine if you want to avoid MERS
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(32)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T argues that if they aren't allowed to interfere in which websites their paying customers are allowed to choose, the whole internet will be ruined
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(47)
 
(University of Texas)
 
 
 
Astronomers find Sol's long lost brother. He's a little fatter than our sun, but I'm sure his friends like him just the same
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(18)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Science borrows techniques learned from bombardier beetles and porn to safeguard ATMs against tampering, promises skimmers could soon get a faceful of hot DNA if they tamper with machines
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(26)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Goodman will voice Hound, the gruff Autobot jeep and Ken Watanabe will voice Drift, the samurai sports car in Michael Bay's Transformers 4: Cash Grab
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(65)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista has to be special and give his 'cup art' that takes him 40 hours to make, to lucky customers. So che'che'
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(68)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nintendo refuses to let gamers play as gay characters in new game, which means Mario and Luigi must keep their forbidden love hidden just a little while longer
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(138)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Storm Troopers will exterminate customers who drive off from this gas station without paying after being upgraded by their friendly neighborhood Dalek or Cyberman
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(37)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Identity thieves prefer boosting from Trader Joe's patrons because their credit cards have high limits yet the stores have no security cameras. Meanwhile Ralph's customers are drunken bowlers who buy coffee creamer with personal checks
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(31)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
EA, looking for other ways of pissing off gamers, may be joining forces with Comcast
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(51)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, Heaven's Gate - 1980: A sheriff born into wealth attempts to protect immigrant farmers from rich cattle interests. Epic in scale and budget, it bankrupted its studio
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(16)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. Indiana
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(91)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Breakfast customers at Japanese Burger King can't decide whether to order the SPAM® and cheese burger or just the hot dog with relish
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(19)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Camels are now confirmed as the source of the MERS virus, emphysema, lung cancer
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(46)
 
(insidesources)
 
 
 
"American citizens aren't our customers-about 400 junk mailers are our customers. Your service hurts our ability to serve those customers."' - US Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe
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(108)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debit cards have all but killed cash as more than 80 percent of money now changes hands electronically, offering consumers less flexibility and higher service charges
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(65)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Restaurants catering to locavores learn why normal businesses buy from distributors instead of farmers
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(20)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
USPS workers protest mail services at Staples, say if customers want the true post office experience of slow service they should have offered the contract to Best Buy
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(39)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coffee start-up plans to take on Starbucks by offering unlimited coffee to customers for $45 a month. Wasn't that the plot of a Seinfeld episode?
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(123)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Transformers in my Evangelion? It's more likely than you think
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(37)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Brazilian drought means consumers will be spending more money on the most critical, essential building block to life: coffee
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(38)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Those melonfarmers in the Russian parliament are making a melonfarming law that bans melonfarming swearing in melonfarming public, the melonfarmers
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(46)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Man gets fitted with bionic eye, claims to be the son of Scott Summers and Jean Grey
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(97)
 

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