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440 headlines found matching 'Merica'
Thu May 28, 2015
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of the best investments ever made by America is well ahead of schedule and could be released this summer
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(146)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The most irrational man in America is a tenured professor at Duke, suffered burns on 70 percent of his body when he was a teenager, and officiates the weddings of strangers
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(45)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(Telegraph)
 
Facepalm
 
Breast cancer could be "stopped in tracks by cheap drugs," in today's story you're not hearing much about on American news networks that run a lot of pharmaceutical ads
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(62)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
First round of the American League All-Star voting is in, and it's the KC Royals vs the National League
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A British view of the American revolutionary war
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(44)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
Giggity
 
In tennis news, American Jack Sock knocks off the 10 seed Grigor Dimitrov at Roland Garros. Submitter hasn't enjoyed a Jack Sock this much since the 7th grade
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Media CEOs are "the highest-paid executives in America." Man, those $5 bills sure must pile up every month
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In much the same way that Kenyan runners have owned the Boston Marathon, Indian American kids have placed a stranglehold on the Scripps National Spelling Bee, winning it now for seven years in a row and all but four of the last 15 years"
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(70)
 
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
"We don't have a federal porn tax. Thus, we could say that the American government has issued a federal porn subsidy"
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(218)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's company getting bad press is...(spins wheel) PacSun, whose t-shirt showing the American flag upside down sparks outrage
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
American cities are too suburban
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(269)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Craft beer lovers who want to goose their taste buds may want to seek out a haunting style called gose. American craft brewers have begun to embrace - and put their own twist on - the salty, and often, sour ancient German wheat beer"
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(128)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Amount of time Americans will pretend to care about major overseas disasters before losing interest falls to all-time low of one month
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(57)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Moms of America, if your kids won't eat their vegetables and prefer cake over fruits, call out for Captain Citrus. He'll sort them out real quick
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(34)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Americans vastly overestimate the size of the gay and lesbian population"
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(377)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Immigrant couple leaves entire $847,000 estate "to America." Not cool: "At the rate the federal government spends money, the $847,215 left by the Petraseks will be used up in about eight seconds"
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A veteran's thoughts on why we shouldn't say Happy Memorial Day: "It's the one day on the American calendar meant to exemplify what it costs to be American and to be free... and we've turned it into a day off work, a tent sale and a keg of beer"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What is Dr. Coady's plan for the Castors? Will Helena come back for Sarah? Did the Castors really get Pink Eye from Scott Baio? Is Gracie now a club kid? Find out tonight on BBC America's coolest show, 'Orphan Black'
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(23)
 
(Some real journalist)
 
 
 
Welcome to 21st Century "democracy" in America, where a local reporter is not only denied access to ALEC conference with invited Georgia lawmakers, but he is also told to STFU and evicted from the hotel by armed deputies
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(119)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
How dare the New York Times sully the Invisible Hand of the Market by daring to suggest a decreased supply might require Americans to curb demand?
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(123)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
College professor: Americans can't handle gun ownership
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Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American farmers believe the avian flu outbreak is now under control. By the way, your three-egg omelet will be $34.75
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(45)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The creator of American Horror Story is making American Crime Story and released cast photo--HOLY MOLY LOOK AT TRAVOLTA
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(77)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
For the first time, Gallup's poll of social views of Americans find that the number of social liberals equal social conservatives
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(121)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tuk-Tuk taxi maker aims to make vehicle for the United States, if they think Americans can fit into those tiny things
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(26)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
House passes America COMPETES Act, that sounds good, what's in it? Oh, across the board cuts for science and research funding, including a 50% cut for the NSF? Plus a ban on using DOE research in policy decisions? What the everloving fark
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Thu May 21, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
A guideline on the proper way to display the American Flag this Memorial Day weekend. It turns out you don't really have to burn yours if it accidentally touches the ground for a moment
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(101)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to colleges, we as Americans focus way too much on the prestige and brand of particular universities, says somebody who obviously went to Arizona State
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
People are outraged that high schoolers somehow got the impression that the police are treating Americans badly
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland, which already lets drivers change lanes without using turn signals, wants to lock in "Worst Drivers in America" title by removing parallel parking requirement from drivers license test
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American intelligence sources note that North Korea appears to have been a little photoshoppy with their submarine missile launch photos. You don't say. It's almost like they finally started reading Fark
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Tue May 19, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
One third of American eighth graders thinks that Canada needs a strong dose of freedom. This means something
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to Cancer Fund of America, Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of America and the Breast Cancer Society, we've got good news and bad news for you
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(80)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
India, 2014: This guy reminds me of Reagan, let's vote for him. India, 2015: Hey, wait a minute here... Middle-class America: Well, what did you expect?
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I'm the most scrutinized politician in America" (w/ vid)
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(102)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you're an American, the idea of retiring in a Mexican beach community in a condo sounds like delightful. Until the Mexican government decides to seize the condo and there's nothing you can do about it
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Mon May 18, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Congressional candidate arrested for planning to massacre an entire town of American Muslims, saying, "We will cut them to shreds"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Elian Gonzalez emerges from Cuban prison, thanks Americans for their love, then gets forcibly extracted from his press conference by armed soldiers
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Politifact)
 
 
 
As everyone seems to have forgotten the USA's greatest tragedy, subby presents: A little over three years ago, that Great American, Ted Nugent, died
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Sat May 16, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's the Sarah and Helena reunion we've been waiting for, but will Dr. Coady botch it up? Does Felix get a story line this season? Gracie's on the streets & Allison and Donnie yada yada yada. Find out tonight on 'Orphan Black,' BBCAmerica at 9 PM EDT
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(21)
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
You can have an aircraft carrier or you can have a navy. Pick one, America
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(220)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will American Pharoah once again be the class of the field in front of the women in fancy hats waiting for a horse race at the 2015 Preakness Stakes? Coverage begins at 4:30 EDT on NBC
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Asians make up 6% of America but only 21% of Harvard's freshman class. Wait, what?
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(175)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
America today summed up in one strip mall sign
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(115)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could go for some trance, EDM, oontze-oontze intermixed with visceral, archetypal Native American imagery, leaving me feeling like I took some mescaline," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(51)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these all-American men
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(20)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats: My fellow Americans, the trade war starts in five minutes
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(291)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The face of American politics was changed forever after a group of sinister Freemasons staged a brazen kidnapping back in 1826
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How America's news media killed America's democracy
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(39)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Man arrested for flying 8" toy drone in D.C. park. America has been saved from horrible annihilation once again
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has decided now that he wouldn't have invaded Iraq, after first saying that he would have, then saying he misheard the question, and then saying it was mean to the troops. This is the kind of decisive action America needs in the White House
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(73)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
U.S. has now lost 7.2 million manufacturing jobs since 1979 ... the same year Nike realized they could teach 6-year-old Asian children to sew together sneakers better than American adults
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(58)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
American banks warned of Putin's next planned phishing expedition, this time with a bigger hook
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(8)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Customers have complained for years about Avengers merchandise that ignored Black Widow. So Marvel's new toys based on her scene in Age of Ultron feature...Iron Man and Captain America riding Natasha's motorcycle
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(128)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Courtney Love owes her psychiatrist $48,000. It's now the biggest claim against her since the 200,000 people who bought "America's Sweetheart"
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(22)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Vampire power costs Americans $19 billion in electricity every year. That sucks
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(55)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Considering how she taught Anne Frank sign language, most Americans think it's only right to honor Harriet Tubman by putting her face on the $20 bill
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Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Come for the ridy-bob, stay for the whoopensocker. 51 American Colloquialisms
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(118)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The more Facebook tries to put real news items in its American users' newsfeeds, the less its American users care. Because, you know, OMG PUPPIES
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(45)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: Fine, if you want to call me a politician then you're a disingenuous asshole who's claiming to help America by throwing the last of the middle class to the wolves
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(158)
 
(The Pew Forum)
 
 
 
America's changing religious landscape -or- Why Millennials are nothing to worry about
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(151)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Best high school dunker in America just made Michael Jordan's iconic free throw line slam in the 1998 dunk contest look like child's play
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(25)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
At 2:00 pm eastern, ISIS to launch cyber attack as a "message to America"
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(388)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's official: Fox is finally putting 'American Idol' out of its misery
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(91)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican Darrell Issa, one of America's wealthiest members of Congress and noted expert on poverty: America's poor are the envy of the world
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(235)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
JP Morgan and Bank of America agree to erase "zombie debts" from people's credit reports as part of a class action suit. Which is good because automatic shotguns, ammo and machetes aren't cheap yanno
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(37)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire cast of Captain America: Civil War has been announced, featuring a whopping 16 superheroes. No word on Daniel Day Lewis's part
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(204)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Exit polls show a Conservative victory in UK elections. For you Americans, the Conservatives are the ones just to the left of your Democratic Party
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(213)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines continuing their first in class customer service treatment by showing how well they treat cancer patients
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(28)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Proving the '90s didn't only suck for comics, Bill Clinton says America's criminal justice problems are directly attributable to his signing a crappy bill that had hundreds of machine guns and pouches for no reason
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(151)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
24,000 Americans were injured on treadmills last year. Mostly from trying to move them out of the way of the pantry closet
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(23)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A new study shows that more older Americans are dying in falls. No mention if Niagara, Multnomah or Havasu
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(58)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Remember that time when we dragged every schoolkid in America in front of a TV to watch NASA disastrously try to send a teacher into space? We almost blew up Big Bird, too
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(126)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Engineers and biologists who analyzed 17,000 digitized songs from Billboard's Hot 100 have produced an evolutionary history of American popular music - no listening required"
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS says they have 15 more terror cells in America just itching to get gunned down by Paul Blart
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(169)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's high time we stop "pew, pew, pewing" at each other concerning America's gun debate, all both sides are doing is shooting themselves in the foot
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(121)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman joins the cast of Captain America: Civil War in an unnamed role. Attempts to name the unnamed to the right
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(177)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Americans' average daily spending rises to $91. Which comes out to $5 for food, $24 for housing, $8 for gas, $54 for lottery tickets
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(59)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
America's oldest living veteran just threw himself a "Mighty Fine at 109" party, complete with cigars and whiskey, of which he consumes plenty of both every day. USA USA USA
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
More Americans are comfortable with an openly gay Presidential candidate
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(66)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says 63% of Americans feel that wealth is distributed unfairly. The other 37% couldn't leave their position of indentured servitude long enough to answer the question
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(81)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
Kraftwerk announce North American tour. Now is the time on Fark when we dance
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(54)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Oldest hippopotamus in North America dies after being listed as hippo critical
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Note to Jihadists: In America, we shoot back. We also freak out like pissing little girls about non-existent threats like Sharia law and cry like infants about non-existent Christian persecution, but WE SHOOT BACK, DAMMIT
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(201)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Is Fiorina out of touch with Corporate America?" Also Middle America, Poor America, White America, Black America, America the Beautiful, and America in Movies
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Can America right the off-course ship that is the economy, or will it continue to sink and require rescuing by China?
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(63)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like the rest of America, Billie Joe Armstrong has no idea why or how Green Day got inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
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(92)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on Orphan Black: Is Helena fitting in with the Castors? Will Cosima and Scott have any break throughs? Is Allison the new Walter White and how goes the Prolethean-Castor feud? C'mon down to BBC America at 9PM EDT for all the fun
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(19)
 
(Some Nigerian Prince)
 
 
 
Nigeria's wealthiest individuals must reveal the source of their wealth, which is likely to include funds that Americans failed to claim from their dead, rich relatives in a timely fashion
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(29)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's a list of some of America's best regional fast food chains. Wait, Waffle House is regional?
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(58)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nevada lawmakers take a liking to Colorado's weed economy: "That's entrepreneurship, that's America. It's the future and I think it's coming to Nevada"
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(39)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines repeats as the best frequent flyer program in America, which should also tell you just how horrible the other programs are if they all lost to American
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(20)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Dear White America
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(645)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Marijuana's magic bean men: The outlaw botanists who designed the marijuana Americans smoke and the money they didn't make doing it
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(40)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Air Force evacuates their citizens from earthquake-ravaged Nepal and lets Americans hitch a lift. What are neighbours for?
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(55)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New gang emerges in American middle schools. Leaders said to be shadowy group of Italians with funny hats
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(75)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
America's youth have finally realized the hopes and dreams of their hippie parents and grandparents.... by being too fat for the Army
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(70)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
One third of Americans have no financial plan for the future. The other two thirds figure that's why they bothered to have kids
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(75)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Jazeera America: not sharia, but number one with sharia practitioners
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(123)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New poll confirms Americans want to abolish Big Government, will riot if Congress abolishes big government
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(95)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pew Research says Americans fail a test of basic political knowledge. We already knew that. It was called the 2000 presidential election
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(90)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
African-American golfing great, Calvin Peete, winner of 12 PGA events, signs his final scorecard
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(26)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(National Retail Federation)
 
 
 
American families plan to spend a record $173 on mom for Mother's Day, or $149 without the Hallmark card
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC Senate education Committee pases a law forbidding teachers from sharing their "poltical views" with students, oh and require schools to replace intro to American History with a "civics class" whose curriculum was written by the Koch brothers
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(151)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
American Airlines flights grounded after several crashes. It was just the pilots' iPads, but still
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(37)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Welcome to the new American starter home, where for only $600 a month, you too can live in a refurbished (mostly) shipping container. If it's good enough for bananas and BMWs, it should be good enough for you
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(58)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans couldn't tell you the gender makeup of the Supreme Court if you spotted them Notorious RBG
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(100)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After African volunteers switched their high-fibre diet to African-American diet of burgers, biscuits, and steaks, researchers report just two weeks of new diet could "dramatically" increase odds of bowel cancer. Who has biscuits with their burger?
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(151)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The history of racist policing in America". Now you can show your Facebook friends how stupid they really are, thereby clearing out your Facebook friends in no time
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(123)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Riots? Proof that Obama is an empty-suit aloof-to-the-problems -of-America dictator-in-chief, hogger-of-hyphens
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(213)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Fox News shows majority of Americans now support recreational marijuana: "The poll marks the first time the news organization has found majority support for the issue since it began asking the question"
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(195)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is there any part of healthcare in America that isn't a complete fustercluck?
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(79)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The American dream is still alive and well. Outside of America, that is
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(40)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black,' does Helena still talk to scorpions? Will the Castor boys come out to play and how will Sarah's reunion with Det. Art Bell go? Tune in just to see what Felix is wearing (9PM ET on BBC America)
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(45)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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(138)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
High school American Pie play finale brings down the house, the stage and closes with screaming reviews
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seven Lost American Slang Words. Come for the dingus, stay for the spizzerinctum
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(141)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler's Netflix western after being subjected to jokes and situations they found offensive. In other news, if you find "squaws" named "Beaver's Breath" funny, you should get Netflix
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(147)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The TPP, Obama's heralded trade deal with Asia, may surpass Clinton and NAFTA in terms of screwing over American workers the most
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(20)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
America's health system is number one... er, eleven
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(64)
 
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Here are the best English-language video games North America will never get to play
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(24)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's not illegal to swim in the Gowanus Canal, arguably the most polluted water in North America. It's just not recommended on account of, among many other health threats, a heavy concentration of flesh eating bacteria" (pics)
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
B'Rock "Islamic Shock" Obama is set to take home the TPP Belt. WHAT'S THAT? NATIVE AMERICAN RAIN DANCE MUSIC? BAH GAWD KING, LIZ WARREN WITH THE STEEL TEEPEE
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(122)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
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Wed April 22, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Foreign country helps American mother reunite with missing daughter after father ran off with her years ago. Bad: It was the wrong girl
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a stroke of his gilded pen, His Imperial Majesty King Barack HUSSEIN Obama II will raise the wages of millions of Americans
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(278)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to eat in one of the 44 best restaurants in America? Bring cash. Lots of it
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American politics to continue to be a grotesque plutocratic spectacle. ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
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(36)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman denied use of Facebook because of Native American name 'Happy Cloud.' Bob Ross unavailable for comment
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(87)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: We don't need no stinkin' immigrants. Did our forefathers need immigrants? Did America? No, I say, no. We never needed immigrants. Americans are born in America, dammit
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(75)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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(96)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In America, Free Speech is our most treasured right. We may not always agree with what's said, but we'll defend the right to say it. Unfortunately, it means that we also have to deal with this asshole
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Sun April 19, 2015
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
In a small Missouri town, all but one police officer resigned after the town elects an African-American woman as mayor
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(157)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hermione to set sail once again for America. Harry drunk dials Cho Chang
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(37)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While GOP outreach seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, efforts to deprive 20 million Americans of health care appear to have faltered
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(71)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Is America ready for marijuana moguls who can light their bongs with $100 bills?
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Addiction In America: 14 Groovy Graphs
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(32)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie vs. Predator, Archie vs. Zombies, Archie vs. The Punisher ... who is left for America's favorite teenager to battle? Oh, of course
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(36)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Coast Guard cutter docks in San Diego with 14 tons of cocaine seized off Central and South America. Authorities plan to unload all 10 tons, ship the 6 tons to evidence, and use all 3 tons to construct anti-cartel cases
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What America and the UK can teach each other. Not on the list: dental care and dry wit
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP-led House just passed a $269 billion tax break for America's downtrodden billionaires
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(613)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(83)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American who suffered third-degree burns to 70 per cent of his body in a childhood accident has faced his fears by becoming a firefighter" (pics)
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(77)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks "how many Americans don't know how to ride a bike?" As any pedestrian or car driver can tell you, the answer is "all of them"
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(42)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(16)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The biggest growing menace to America's grocery retailers is: A: the anti-GMO movement, B: raising the minimum wage, C: Germans
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One percentage point at a time, Conservatives propose to give tax breaks to the wealthiest two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans instead of the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans
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(50)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
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(44)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't want to let all you American hosers have all the fun on sports scandals - get ready for Turfgate
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(35)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 1% control 42% of wealth. Now guess what percentage of Americans rate income tax as the number one problem in the US?
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(218)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Virgin America named top U.S. airline for the third year in a row. United, American, Southwest finish just below Kitty Hawk Airways
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Stossel is the voice of reason for Bill O'Reilly, informing him that, no, Christians are not going to be persecuted in America, and no, not all "secularists" are pushing for unlimited abortion. O RLY? YA RLY
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(75)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Obama to remove Cuba from the list of state sponsors of terrorism - which it was on only because it had some dealings in the '80s with Central and South American drug gangs who were trying to overthrow their governments
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Tue April 14, 2015
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Our American Cousin' stages comeback 150 years after Lincoln's assassination. Critics suggest you reserve a booth and give it a shot
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan for Hillary is to make her uncaring, robotic, obscenely rich and out of touch with most Americans. Hillary expected to win the Republican primary shortly thereafter
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(267)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
American teens are more stressed today than adults. Especially trying to figure out how to eventually pay off $100,000 of college loans with only minimum wage jobs
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(228)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans often look upon British food as bland and stodgy, or just plain weird. This item will do nothing to change that. Behold: Breakfast in a can
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(142)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of America's seniors also live at or below 200 percent of the poverty line - less than $23,000 a year. No wonder they're so crabby
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(110)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A vote for Dickbutt is a vote for America
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(36)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Automakers to further trim the weight of their cars for better gas mileage, plan to limit occupancy to only two adult Americans
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(46)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you're one of the few people in America who thinks Marco Rubio would make a great president, this should change your mind
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(90)
 
(Principal Sayof)
 
 
 
Look, this is America. You can't just let your kids run around freely and be kids. And to think they were almost a third of a mile from their home, the horror, the horror
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(267)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: That's a nice National Park system you have there, America. Would be a shame if we privatized it all and sold it to the lowest bidder
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(189)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Much to the delight to gun and ammunition manufactures Ted Cruz tells NRA members that Hillary will be going after their guns. Wait, you mean there are guns left in America after Obama took them all?
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(269)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks Japan introduces five "American-style" sandwiches, hopes Japanese will enjoy an Elvis with their gourmet coffee just as Americans do
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(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former soldier hopes his "22 push ups challenge" becomes as popular as the ice bucket challenge, forgetting that push ups are more painful to most Americans than a bucket of ice water
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain announces list of ten summer tour dates, starting in Nashville and hitting nine other foodie cities across North America. With all-new material, tickets expected to sell like artisanal hotcakes
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans' view of the economy hits an eight year high. Mostly because we are eight years away from 2007 when the economy was at an all-time low
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over half of Americans aren't involved with the stock market, say they prefer something more reliable, like lottery tickets
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(55)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kathy Bates is returning for the fifth season of American Horror Story
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
America, explained in one headline: "Nearly one in ten U.S. adults have impulsive anger issues and access to guns"
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(607)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(166)
 
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
College cancels screening of American Sniper because it made the snowflakes feel unsafe
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(204)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"More than six percent of American synesthetes, especially those growing up in the late 70s or 80s, have color associations that perfectly match a particular Fisher-Price fridge magnet set"
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(60)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
40 best college bars in America make you want to stay in school past the age of 21
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(64)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 of America's fastest-growing restaurants. Have you eaten at any of them? What is it like? Tell us to the right, please
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(115)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Original American Pie screenplay sells for $1.2 million, or approximately $2.78 per dick joke
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Like basketball? Congratulations, modern-day slavery in America is your fault
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(23)
 
(IBC World news)
 
 
 
American tourist goes for a leisurely drive down busy road in Thailand. It went well, apart from driving down the wrong side for 30 minutes, hitting thirteen cars, injuring two people and having her wheels shot by police
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangest end to a cricket game ever is further proof that Americans should stick to baseball
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(32)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Get out of the water: Radiation from Fukushima has finally arrived on North American shores
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(89)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
The always relevant Gary Hart says America should be frightened by a Clinton campaign that's going to spend a billion dollars, because the Democrats should be spending way more than that
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's how to play breakfast Jenga. All you need are some thick-cut fries, stacked and then drizzled in melted American cheese and bacon. Then, you top it off with a fried egg (pic)
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(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
As if there were not enough upper class twits to choose from in their fair city, there's a powerful group of Londoners who want Bloomberg to run for mayor. TRIVIA TIME: Who was the first American mayor of London?
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Urban food deserts disappear as American supermarket brings affordable fresh food to inner cities. Fark: Walmart
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(42)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Georgia residents are both staunchly Orthodox Christian and fans of American culture, which is why they have deemed Dunkin Donuts "fasting doughnuts" permissible for Lent
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
7% of Americans say their smartphone is their only link to the Internet. The other 93% use their smartphones as their only link to their friends, the outside world, any sort of contact with other humans
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(45)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
America's only gay gang is in Washington DC, and Steve Buscemi wants to make a movie about them
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(91)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is reporting that the moon will disappear over North America just before sunrise Saturday
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(52)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
After losing $20 million in fraud scheme, NFL linebacker Dwight Freeney tackles Bank of America. Bet on Freeney and take the points
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(21)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man has fathered 40 children by 20 women. Degree of difficulty: not an American professional athlete
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(93)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hannity: Why are American gays angry with laws that affect them directly, rather than say Sharia law?
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(197)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear parents, When giving medicine to your kids, a spoon for tea is not the same as a teaspoon. Sincerely, American Academy of Pediatrics
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(151)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
"A public library is not a suitable place to have a shrine to the Confederate States of America"
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(71)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Republicans view Obama as biggest threat to America, ahead of North Korea, terrorism and the Dutch
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(339)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
America's pets are as obese as their American owners, and that's the problem: "95 percent of owners of overweight dogs and nine out of ten owners of fat cats think their pets appear normal"
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(87)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America cuts CEO pay by 7%. Which is exactly the same percentage of people with home mortgages who still haven't gone through foreclosure
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(21)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Qualifiers Day 2: Bulgaria hosts Italy, Andorra takes on Bosnia, Belgium look to bash Cyprus, and Netherlands face off against Turkey. All matches at 3:45 ET, with Central/South American friendlies following at 4:20 and 9:30
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(58)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eleven things Americans do that annoy the fark out of everyone else in the world. Though a more honest article would have started with "Everything" and been done for the day
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marijuana is irrevocably changing the American workplace for the worst, say the totally harsh buzzkills at Slate
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(228)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burma planned capital city is now 10 years old, with 20-lane highways, golf courses, fast WiFi, reliable electricity, and no citizens - "an eerie picture of post-apocalypse suburban America; like a David Lynch film on location in North Korea"
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
America has a new #2 soda, and it's not diet
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(43)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(102)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even the GOP thinks Ted Cruz is too crazy for the presidency, which means that Ted Cruz is the only person willing to stand up to the fall of America and fight for truth, justice and Jesus riding on an elephant with Saint Reagan, blessed be his name
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(95)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Miami Vice Mayor Walter Harris wants to be America's mohel
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(27)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Half of all American families are now living paycheck to paycheck. The other half are living government assistance check to government assistance check
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(68)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Most Americans hate the tax code, but for the wrong reason, Pew survey finds
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(129)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After a 50 year run, there are now but two Howard Johnson's left in America. Isn't somebody going to help that poor chain?
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought America couldn't get any fatter at baseball games, the Milwaukee Brewers begin offering deep-fried nachos on a stick
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(31)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why most American Jews vote for Democrats, explained
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(187)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Since 2003 the TSA has toyed with the idea of placing "behavior detection officers" in airports across America-part of a $1 billion counter-terrorism measure known as SPOT (Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques)
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(149)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Face of Jesus appears in South American landslide. Local land owners immediately start charging people to see it, just like Jesus would have wanted (w/pics)
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(54)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ex-Dukes of Hazzard star: "Confederate flag license plates are part of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for America." No, that's not General Lee accepted, Cooter
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(180)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will JBL give Bill Simmons a clothesline from hell? Will Snoop Dogg rap with R-Truth? Can Brock or Roman speak a single sentence? Will Cena beat Rusev down again for AMERICA? It's the RAW before Mania. (8 PM ET on USA/Pre-show 7 PM ET)
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(1363)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Many doctors in America find that the most difficult patients to save are themselves
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(64)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
"One in three households in the U.S. contains a collector, one in ten Americans rents storage space, and one in twenty is a pathological hoarder. And hoarding can kill you"
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(144)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
"People consider America to be a melting pot, so the fact that it was even considered offensive is what people are a little surprised about"
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(159)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Want to teach your students what it was like to fight in the American Revolution? Let them fire muskets
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(75)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The last true unpretentious rocker in America is John Mellencamp
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans have loaned money that they will never get back. Or as banks call that practice, a mortgage
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(37)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are still unaware of the Obamacare penalty. Or as Republicans call the Obamacare penalty, "Obamacare"
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(244)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary takes final paid speech, before her announcement, at the American Camp Association. The only place in America where you could get paid $300k for a rousing rendition of "Kumbaya"
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(19)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the American cheese slices and the block of cheddar. It's time for something with a lot more character. That's right, this thread is cheese-shaming you
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(217)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling's girlfriend discovers the number one cause of divorce in America: sweatpants
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall St. Reforms and Obamacare? Pffft, screw that nonsense. Here, have a big ol' heaping helping of grade-A, made in the USA, super pollution. You earned it, America
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(32)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American kids' obesity linked eating too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits and vegetables. Finally, something to take the attention away from how badly they're doing at school
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(17)
 
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
The CD now officially makes less money than streaming in America
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(55)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Maier's glove, used during the 1996 American League Championship, brings in $22,000 at auction. Nice catch
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(4)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Compulsory voting in America? Will it work? Let's take a look at how it's working in Australia
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(202)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a triple venti half sweet non-fat caramel hurdled-filled plight for the person of color in the current American landscape Macchiato. To go
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(112)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is becoming one of the most dangerous cities in America to walk: "At one point, we killed 10 pedestrians in a two-week period. How did we do that?"
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
70% of evangelicals see no conflict between science and religion, which can only mean one thing: it's all those damn atheists behind the 42% of Americans who believe in creationism
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(61)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Suck it Williamsburg and Brooklyn--Hoboken is now America's hot hipster hangout. Wait, is that a good thing?
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(74)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you were watching your 100 shares of American Fly By Night soar 11 cents today, Warren Buffet's portfolio put a fresh $840 million into his pocket
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
90% of American beer drinkers cannot spell Jägermeister. FARK: 42% couldn't spell Budweiser
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with American accent lights cigarette up on flight between Nicaragua to Miami, goes bizarre rant about Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, President Obama killing "'people on Tuesdays." Hilarity ensues
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(72)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Jessica Lange confirms she's finished with American Horror Story. Too much life on Mars
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(76)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico pushes back against the flood of illegal American imports
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(18)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that a healthy lifestyle can guard against dementia. Especially for Americans who can't remember the last time they saw their toes
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(24)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best pepperoni pizzas in America, your favorite and all the debating you need to the right, please
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(22)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alav Ha-sholom to Al Rosen, 1953 American League MVP and one of the game's greatest Jewish ballplayers, who passed away last night at the age of 91
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(16)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are buying fancy toilet paper, so that's a sign of...something economical
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(80)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Major survey finds Americans' confidence in all three branches of the U.S. government is now at a record low. Political experts are shocked that there are people who know the three branches of government
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(91)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Feeling patriotic? Enough to buy a Billy Bass that sings the Star Spangled Banner? Well, too bad. The best we can get is this self-wagging 18 inch replica American Flag that's a perfect decoration for your dinner table, right next to the apple pie
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Category 5 cyclone Pam threatens to wipe Vanuatu off the map; Americans struggle to find Vanuatu on the map
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(131)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans think that the Tehran Tom "open letter" was inappropriate. Not so fast Democrats. They also think that Iran's nukes pose a serious problem to the US and are close to even on who is better able to deal with Iran - Obama or Congress
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(161)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a photo of a baby cradled in the American flag unpatriotic? It's too early to tell, since the crying bald eagle hasn't yet revealed what his tears mean
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(145)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
America blamed for beginning of new geological epoch. Thanks, Obama
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(13)
 
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Many Americans would like to introduce the 47 Republicans who signed the Iran letter to a nice little federal law called the Logan Act
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(296)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In America, you cast a ballot. In Mexico, you cut off the head of the mayoral candidate you dislike the most
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(36)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cheer Up, Emo Caffeinates: Seattle chain remodels "The Most Depressing Starbucks in America"
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(42)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
America wants Tina Fey to host The Daily Show. I want to go to there
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(137)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Fox Connecticut)
 
 
 
And the "most trusted news network" in America is... well, it's not CNN, that's for sure
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(76)
 
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A field guide to the women of North America, according to rock song lyrics written by men
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(34)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Texans want to leave the union they never joined because they love America
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(264)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Captain America visits Seattle's Children's Hospital even after winning his bet with Star Lord, because he's Captain America and he can do what he wants
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UC Irvine students overturn UC Irvine students' ban of American flag
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(60)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
On this day every year, Americans pause and ask themselves: Why do we bother with Daylight Savings Time anyway?
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(42)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hawkeye will appear in Captain America: Civil War. Hopefully in his purple and blue costume
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(58)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
Committee at UC Irvine vote to ban flags in common student area. Social Ecology Representative who authored the bill accuses all flags, especially the American flag, of being "symbols of patriotism or weapons for nationalism"
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(189)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How booze helped build America. From drunken voters to soused sailors, U.S. history does not walk a straight line when it comes to the country's relationship with alcohol
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the upcoming Supreme Court appeal, White House says it has no Plan B for Obamacare. Americans still await government's firm grasp on Plan A
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(184)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Many times in the past America has secretly aided the overthrow of a democratically elected government to get a fascist regime that favors us. And by the past I mean we're doing it right now
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans now have a record $248 billion invested in 529 college savings accounts, which is enough to cover four years of tuition for tens of students
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(43)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Mall mammoth Simon Property Group looking to buy smaller competitor Macerich to create America's largest collection of decaying empty retail space
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(10)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thank you for inviting me to speak to you about one of America's greatest institutions: free and independent press. No questions, please
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(26)
 
(Trek News)
 
 
 
Another '60s iconic act announces new 2016 North American concert tour: Star Trek
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
America is NOT a Christian nation
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(187)
 
(Racked)
 
 
 
Hipsters ruined American Apparel and Urban Outfitters, clothing chains and brands that intentionally introduced the hipster aesthetic to the mainstream. "To use two stereotypes, there was a shift from the Vice hipster to the Portlandia hipster"
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(61)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Since malls and retail in general are doing so well, the owners of Mall of America are proposing an even larger mall for Miami
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(56)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Harpers UK)
 
 
 
If you want a completely recession-proof portfolio, invest in American whiskey. Stocks, not bottles
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I have in my hands a list of Americans. Americans willing to help ISIS"
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(79)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
He's young, conservative, thinks Obama hates America, and was kicked off of Facebook for being underage. He'll make a great GOP candidate in 2040. Bonus: Thinks his booting off FB was a conspiracy against his conservative rants
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(194)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American tourist imprisoned in East Timor to return home to the U.S. Apparently she would have been released sooner, but authorities had to figure out where East Timor is
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(26)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goodyear returns to making bicycle tires. Sadly, too many Americans pedaling down the road with a Goodyear insignia may be confused with their blimp
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the General Social Survey -- a large, national survey conducted every 2 yrs and widely considered to represent the gold standard for public opinion research -- shows a majority of Americans favoring the legalization of marijuana
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(32)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how many people die in the streets after being caught up in the crossfire of Mexico's cartel wars: Americans will never stop going to Rocky Point for Spring Break
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(57)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As politically correct as our nation has become, I never thought I would see the day when American flags would be banned from a barbecue competition. That's something you would expect to happen at a vegetarian cook-off"
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(148)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 20 most popular beers in America, which consists of one beer and 19 placeholders
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(352)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
"American Democracy is DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED" *pushes up glasses on nose* Well, actually, we're more a representative democracy, not a true democracy in that- "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED"
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to give America a better representative democracy, SCOTUS could rule that independent redistricting commissions are unconstitutional
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(226)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines passengers stuck on the plane for nine hours. Or as United Airlines calls that, right on schedule
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler to play a magical shoeman in the movie "The Cobbler." Although for most Americans, the only interest they'll have in a cobbler is if it's made of peaches or blueberries
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(72)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yoga has become so mainstream in America that formerly-peaceful yogi are now getting into fistfights with each other over mat space
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(43)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Canadian sues American Airlines over their newly upgraded premium service
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(23)
 
(AniNews (India))
 
 
 
"An American mermaid school, Montreal Mermaid School has launched their new fitness program called AquaMermaid, which will allow people to slip in a monofin, and shake it like a mermaid" (pics)
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(22)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Food experts are concerned about the increasing number of people who have orthorexia, where healthy eating becomes an obsession. Or as those people are called in America, foreigners
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Primary school teacher ditches classroom to capture breathtaking photos of America's extreme weather. Good career move (awesome photos)
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(10)
 
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's episode of 'Threatening an American Mosque' comes to us from a college town in Iowa
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(17)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The nation's oldest mall is now the nation's newest dead mall. RIP American mall culture
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(107)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
It costs 1.66 cents to make a penny. So, why is it still around? Just don't ask the pro-penny lobby group Americans for Common Cents
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43% of Americans want a larger home. Apparently the obesity thing is getting more out of hand than we thought
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(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only 26% of Americans plan to retire. The other 74% just aren't counting on making it to their estimated retirement age of 97
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(23)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Earl Lloyd, the first black player in NBA history dies at age 86. "When Earl stepped out on the court on that fateful date in 1950, he earned his place in the historic civil rights movement, and opened the door to equality in America"
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(26)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American desserts are disappearing, most likely down the gullets of whomever is closest to them
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(24)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Americanism, freedom, and individual rights can only be restored by one thing: banning the smiling poo emoticon
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(64)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
America's worst police force is NOT in NYC, St. Louis, or even LA, it's in loving warm, sunshining and 'clubbing' Puerto Rico. Welcome to the beatdown paradise
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(10)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America has finally drilled its way to lower oil prices. This of course is going to be a problem
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
ATM in Russia gives loans on the spot, but charges 730% annual interest rate. Or as American payday loan companies call that, underselling the competition
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(13)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
James Cameron to launch America's first all-vegan elementary school, says the main option for lunch will be the iceberg lettuce
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(29)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Posts publishes an article that basically boils down to the meme "I've seen quite a few photoshops in my time." BONUS: the story starts off with CPAC people confusing two of their African American leaders with one another
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(36)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
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(111)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
According to a reliable poll, 1 in 3 Americans think that Obama hates America
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(88)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan warns of "imminent attacks." Or as Americans living in Kabul call that, "Tuesday"
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(22)
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Where the Edward Snowden NSA leaks helped reveal the massive misconduct of America's national security apparatus, a major South African intelligence breach offers some new insights into the activities of Russia before the Ukraine Crisis
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(12)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Craft brewers increasingly threaten to file lawsuits against one another over trademark violations of their treasured quirky beer names. Ironically, at least 45 different American breweries use "hipster" to name their beer
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(61)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer (D-amn girl) to Rudy Giuliani:"Why don't you ask Osama bin Laden if President Obama loves America?"
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(110)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boss decided to reward all the women in the office with a trip to the movies. Instead of making us suffer through American Sniper, he made us suffer Fifty Shades of Grey. Is this sexual harassment or just stupidity?
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(209)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why English soccer does not need American-style cheerleaders on sidelines, according to Crystal Palace fan who hates that her club employs "The Crystals" but who loves American-style T-shirt cannons, Super Pretzels, and Kiss Cam
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans want vaccines to be mandatory. Who knew common sense was virtually across the board when it comes to vaccines?
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(195)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
American Horror Story actor succumbs to his injuries after freak accident
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(20)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Pixies announce North American tour. What is this, 1988 again?
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(46)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Most Americans support raising taxes on the rich. It's a good thing we live in a democracy, where the promise of-Hah, had you going there, didn't I?
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(190)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since so many oil drills are idle in America these days, why aren't they being used to drill for geothermal power?
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(135)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton, the greatest president of the 20th Century, chastises and takes republicans to task for "sitting around and just begging for America to fail"
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(246)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
The reaction to Jason Bateman not clapping for American Sniper at the Oscars is pretty much the butthurtfest you are expecting
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(216)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a show of solidarity with a frozen America, Californians are playing hockey outdoors
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(13)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After Barack Obama's celebrity presidency is America ready for a hard man in the White House?
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(100)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will the excellent Birdman overcome the false patriotism of American Sniper? Will Neil Patrick Harris hold his own? Will Meryl Streep win? It's your Official 2015 Academy Awards Discussion Thread. The spectacle begins at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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(1701)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg throws lavish "Coming to America" party for son's birthday. No word if his Royal Highness' penis is clean
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Are business school graduates part of the solution to fixing the economy, or are they just overeducated windbags who occasionally run for elected office in some of America's more backward states?
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(17)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Mommy Porn is #1 at the box office as Fifty Shades of Grey brings in $25.1 million while Kingsman is #2 with $16 million. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 gets clogged, debuting at #7, right behind American Sniper, which finally plummeted to #6
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(39)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time, Alaska leads the nation in well-being. Mostly because Americans think the perfect place to live is somewhere so cold that it's an excuse to stay on the couch all day watching TV
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(12)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The crossover primary voter is one of America's most feared mythical creatures
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(50)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Cigarette maker Reynolds American expands into the nicotine gum business, hopes they haven't bitten off more than they can chew
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(6)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On this day 35 years ago, all Americans got to believe in miracles
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(48)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content on just trampling on the rights of American citizens of Japanese descent, the US government in WWII asked a dozen Latin American countries to arrest and forcibly deport their Japanese residents to the US, where they were interned
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(91)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
70% of Americans want all-day access to breakfast at fast food restaurants. Apparently it's difficult to scramble two eggs at home at 7pm
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(93)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dog joins 97% of Americans who are stuck in their recliner chairs
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(18)
 
(Streetwise)
 
 
 
78% of Americans don't think net neutrality is a good idea, but 74% don't even know what net neutrality is. Once again, Americans never let ignorance get in the way of making a decision
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leon Kent, who stopped German tanks at the Battle of the Bulge, dies at age 99. Sadly, most Americans will never make it to 99 because of their personal battle of the bulge
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why are American cities obsessed with building trams? Err, STREETCARS as the Yanks like to call them
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(49)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone will ruin the holiday season by having his masturbatory celebration of one of America's most dangerous domestic terrorists premiere on Christmas
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to find some of the hardest to find beers in America. And yes, Hunahpu is on there (though spelled wrong)
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What Americans really need right now is a pay cut
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(173)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In a sure sign that he has a fresh economic vision for America, Jeb Bush has hired a former Walmart executive to manage his policy development plan
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As ratings tank, chipmunks at America's cable networks are speeding up movies and reruns via compression in order to run more commercials
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(86)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Gamer Gate trolls are moving on and attacking American Sniper critics
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(163)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
American Horror Story's Ben Woolf in critical condition after getting hit by a car...mirror
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(31)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Proving to have the memories of goldfish, majority of Americans want to invade Iraq
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google views show that drugs do no damage to America's streets
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(46)
 
(Kansas Humanities)
 
 
 
The KKK challenging an African-American baseball team and using Catholic umpires in my town? At one time it was more likely than you think
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Koch Bros. join with Center for American Progress in an attempt to collapse the Fark politics tab into a singularity
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says that Obama doesn't love America because "he wasn't brought up the way you were brought up." Republicans everywhere begin exchanging their dog whistles for megaphones
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
America: The number one cyberattack target, worldwide. Fark Bonus: shiat your pants as you click one link further and watch in real-time the barrage of attacks with pew pew laser effects
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama can fix the economy but can't fix stupid as more Americans are disapproving of his economic plans despite that fact they are feeling better about the results of those plans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, Colorado is the American West's only bright spot
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(42)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pussy Riot releases first English language song to suggest that, hey, maybe American cops shouldn't be killing so many people
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(46)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
For the first time in 20 years, Publix is not America's favorite supermarket. Their deli subs are still the best, though
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(63)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
18% of Americans feel that Russia is our greatest enemy. The other 82% still give that distinction to Congress
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(104)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Just for the record, more than 11 million Americans have signed up for that dangerous, destructive, job killing, dog kicking, pot smoking, food stamp cashing, nation destroying concept known as Government Healthcare
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Egypt Independent)