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500 headlines found matching 'Mer'
Fri April 24, 2015
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves
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(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LabCorp to let consumers order their own blood tests directly without seeing a doctor. Critics say it's a prescription for headaches
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico, may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(74)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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(27)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Former banana importer sentenced to 12 years for fatal sex party"
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(23)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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(126)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A massive sweep of gas stations finds hundreds of credit card skimmers, which will ensure customers will pay dearly for convenience
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(42)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just detected light bouncing off an exoplanet. Here's why that's so exciting"
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
High school American Pie play finale brings down the house, the stage and closes with screaming reviews
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(53)
 
(The Tab (UK))
 
 
 
"Over the last few years, a new niche has emerged in the world of hipster cuisine: the themed café. They're everywhere, and they're really lame"
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(20)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former journalist discovers secret bunker on Mars in a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover: "I was stunned. It's a massive panoramic window built into the wall of the crater. You can see a person behind the bunker's window" (w/pics)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Seven Lost American Slang Words. Come for the dingus, stay for the spizzerinctum
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(139)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler's Netflix western after being subjected to jokes and situations they found offensive. In other news, if you find "squaws" named "Beaver's Breath" funny, you should get Netflix
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(141)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Displaying troll levels well over 9000, Anne Wheaton tricks Gamergaters into donating to their arch nemesis
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(934)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The TPP, Obama's heralded trade deal with Asia, may surpass Clinton and NAFTA in terms of screwing over American workers the most
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(20)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
America's health system is number one... er, eleven
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(64)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former head of the Royal Canadian Armored Moose Assault Battalion: It's aboot time world governments stopped covering up UFO truth
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(37)
 
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
In case of fire: stop, drop, roll, grab camera, take selfie
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(17)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Uber to customer: Thanks for contacting us. We've reviewed your recent disputed fare of $56 and yes, it is incorrect. Your balance due is now $12,142
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(38)
 
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Here are the best English-language video games North America will never get to play
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(23)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Tidal's attacks on Pandora and Spotify seems to have been making consumers think, 'Oh yeah, I could be listening to Spotify right now.'"
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(42)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's not illegal to swim in the Gowanus Canal, arguably the most polluted water in North America. It's just not recommended on account of, among many other health threats, a heavy concentration of flesh eating bacteria" (pics)
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(34)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus celebrate 'her last farkable day' with Amy Schumer: "In every actress's life, the media decides when you finally reach the point when you're not believably f**kable anymore" (Some Not safe for work language)
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(109)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Farmer ordered to take down 'offensive' sculpture of hay bales having sex will instead set up lighting so it can be viewed at all hours
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The NFL finally grew a set and suspends Greg Hardy for 10 games. Fark: It was a female, the former Manhattan prosecutor, who led the league's investigation
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(33)
 
(Nature)
 
 
 
Hubble spots star explosion that astronomers can't explain. Quick, to the O'Reilly Copter
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A farmer in Kenya says one of his cows has given up its usual vegetarian diet and started eating sheep"
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
B'Rock "Islamic Shock" Obama is set to take home the TPP Belt. WHAT'S THAT? NATIVE AMERICAN RAIN DANCE MUSIC? BAH GAWD KING, LIZ WARREN WITH THE STEEL TEEPEE
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(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who was Amazon's first ever customer 20 years ago, and what did he buy?
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(69)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
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(108)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Papillion, Nebraska gives people a reason to visit this summer: A massive 1000-foot water slide going down three lanes of traffic and a city street
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(44)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
At 92, Rosie the Riveter has passed on to the ephemeral heavens
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(47)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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(34)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Foreign country helps American mother reunite with missing daughter after father ran off with her years ago. Bad: It was the wrong girl
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a stroke of his gilded pen, His Imperial Majesty King Barack HUSSEIN Obama II will raise the wages of millions of Americans
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(278)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French Olympic swim team swimming in cocaine for years, says former member: "It's not just a little line, it's a complete motorway covered in white powder that they zoom down at top speed"
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball unwritten rule #342: When the pitcher throws behind your head, don't retaliate by hitting a majestic revenge homer in the same at bat. That's disrespectful
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(140)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Q: What does this picture of Amy Schumer's prank prove? A: Kanye West is heartless
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(104)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8 million calls to the IRS went unanswered this tax season because customer service money was diverted to Obamacare and new reports required of foreign banks. If you'd just listened to Republicans, this would have been unnecessary
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(108)
 
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Car salesmen share customer stories, like a test-driver who drove off the lot and straight into a bus, then refused to buy the car because they said they did not trust its brakes
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(4)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to eat in one of the 44 best restaurants in America? Bring cash. Lots of it
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(88)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"It was terrifying; I was at the mercy of the Wheel. Everything I did, everything I tried to do was undermined by that fateful wheel. And it was overseen by the most cruel torturer known to man and his stick-like assistant, Pat Sajak and Vanna White"
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(24)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
San Quentin inmates to get jobs as programmers writing code for software developers. Doesn't that violate the eighth amendment?
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(54)
 
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Proposal to roll out strategic transformer reserve is more than meets the eye
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(38)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Jury convicts Oregon farmer of improving her animal feed with homemade Soylent Green
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American politics to continue to be a grotesque plutocratic spectacle. ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
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(36)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman denied use of Facebook because of Native American name 'Happy Cloud.' Bob Ross unavailable for comment
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(87)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Brazil pulls 50 tons of dead fish from its waters. Where Olympic swimmers will compete next year
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(80)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You don't have to like Verizon's "customer service" to stay with them, but you do have to be rich. Or a moron. Or both. Says their CFO
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(88)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's Hammer "Galaxy Quest" TV show in the works
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis turns Dancing with the D-List Stars into a strip club routine. Bruce, "Welcome to the party, pal"
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(38)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Pricing strategies exploiting demand with a high price - skimming - or tempting consumers with a low one - penetration - are not as popular as marketers assume, according to new research"
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: We don't need no stinkin' immigrants. Did our forefathers need immigrants? Did America? No, I say, no. We never needed immigrants. Americans are born in America, dammit
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(75)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Blue Bell Creameries issues massive recall of all their products, causing the diabetes crisis in Texas to disappear overnight
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(69)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google now lets you download your entire search history. Hey... I had completely forgotten about that period of time I kept searching for nude gay dwarves re-enacting Gomer Pyle episodes
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(39)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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(96)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Vegan tries to warn public about the dangers of radioactive digital cameras. He learned about this from the ghost hunting machine he bought on-line
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(60)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In America, Free Speech is our most treasured right. We may not always agree with what's said, but we'll defend the right to say it. Unfortunately, it means that we also have to deal with this asshole
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(294)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The scene is that of a demilitarized zone; massive concrete barricades line the roads, and visitors are greeted by a desolate checkpoint with automatic gate and numerous surveillance cameras." No, it's not Mexico; it's two cities in Florida
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(75)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
91-year-old former Canadian Defense Minister demands government release info on the UFOs that have been trespassing on his lawn
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(54)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New spicy-hot details about Bobby Flay divorce and his side-dish emerge. "Now this girl is about to become the Monica Lewinsky of the food world"
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(83)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Former Globe University dean, fired because she was concerned with mission creep, finally gets a settlement. Amusingly, the Globe University spokesperson inadvertently proves her point
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(17)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
In a small Missouri town, all but one police officer resigned after the town elects an African-American woman as mayor
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(157)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
You'd think that spending a ton of money on Kate Upton to pimp the Game of War app in television commercials would be a terrible move. You'd be wrong. Oh, so very, very wrong
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(116)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hermione to set sail once again for America. Harry drunk dials Cho Chang
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(37)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg do more than just whine about Hamilton's success? Will Ferrari continue to challenge Mercedes? Can Maldonado defy expectations by continuing to finish? This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain discussion thread at 11am ET on CNBC
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(164)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Thirteen fruit-flavored beers you need to try this summer
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(50)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Can you really be called a 'Tree Ninja' if police catch you trying to chop a tree down with a hammer?
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(32)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tenants of a Somerville, New Jersey rooming house are shocked to find that the stench they had been smelling for weeks was in fact a dead body and not just how New Jersey usually smells
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(30)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
News: Man gets pulled over after numerous 911 calls about his driving. Fark: With a cage of puppies on top of his van
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(28)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer will receive counseling after being caught on camera saying what everybody is thinking about bike lanes
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(75)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While GOP outreach seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, efforts to deprive 20 million Americans of health care appear to have faltered
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(71)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Is America ready for marijuana moguls who can light their bongs with $100 bills?
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(42)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
A former U.S. Navy aircraft carrier that survived a Japanese torpedo strike and was a massive guinea pig for two atomic bomb blasts looks remarkably intact at the bottom of the Pacific
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Addiction In America: 14 Groovy Graphs
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(32)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
And what do you burn, apart from witches? GROUNDHOGS. No. Of course not. You burn snowmen to find out if it will be a good summer. What are you, crazy?
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(2)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie vs. Predator, Archie vs. Zombies, Archie vs. The Punisher ... who is left for America's favorite teenager to battle? Oh, of course
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(36)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Coast Guard cutter docks in San Diego with 14 tons of cocaine seized off Central and South America. Authorities plan to unload all 10 tons, ship the 6 tons to evidence, and use all 3 tons to construct anti-cartel cases
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What America and the UK can teach each other. Not on the list: dental care and dry wit
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP-led House just passed a $269 billion tax break for America's downtrodden billionaires
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(613)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senior citizens home uses morning video messages to aid patients with Alzheimer's and dementia. "It's an idea borrowed from an unlikely place, the 2004 Adam Sandler movie '50 First Dates.'" So Adam Sandler movies serve a purpose. Who knew?
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't think of all those surveillance cameras in Boston as having thirty times the zoom, citizen. Think of them as having thirty times the safety
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(51)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(83)
 
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ric Romero and his new toy
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(17)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American who suffered third-degree burns to 70 per cent of his body in a childhood accident has faced his fears by becoming a firefighter" (pics)
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(77)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks "how many Americans don't know how to ride a bike?" As any pedestrian or car driver can tell you, the answer is "all of them"
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(32)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
World's oldest pilot is 95, farmers markets installing air defenses
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Astonishing" footage has emerged of the moment an apocalyptic storm turned day into night as it engulfed a busy city in Belarus and we have that footage
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(42)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(16)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The biggest growing menace to America's grocery retailers is: A: the anti-GMO movement, B: raising the minimum wage, C: Germans
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(41)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One percentage point at a time, Conservatives propose to give tax breaks to the wealthiest two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans instead of the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans
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(50)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson and Merle Haggard team up for new duets album. Imagine the contact high from that recording session
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(30)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Men, the first rule of wearing summer sandals is not to wear any socks with them. Socks and open-toed sandals, reminiscent of how my father used to dress, should be shunned"
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Obama pilot concludes TWA Flight 800 was shot down. "This investigation smelled like bull all those years back, and time has done nothing to soften that stench. I don't believe the findings, and neither do hundreds of other pilots that I know"
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Let me introduce you to the internet's next mercilessly bullied teen
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(96)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't want to let all you American hosers have all the fun on sports scandals - get ready for Turfgate
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(35)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 1% control 42% of wealth. Now guess what percentage of Americans rate income tax as the number one problem in the US?
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(218)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Virgin America named top U.S. airline for the third year in a row. United, American, Southwest finish just below Kitty Hawk Airways
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Stossel is the voice of reason for Bill O'Reilly, informing him that, no, Christians are not going to be persecuted in America, and no, not all "secularists" are pushing for unlimited abortion. O RLY? YA RLY
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(75)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Obama to remove Cuba from the list of state sponsors of terrorism - which it was on only because it had some dealings in the '80s with Central and South American drug gangs who were trying to overthrow their governments
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former governor of Massachusetts cashes in, takes high-dollar job at Bain Capital. Degree of difficulty: not Mitt Romney
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(18)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Walmart customers are not exactly buying the plumbing line
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(83)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Put away the Farmers' Almanac, honey, I'm going with the burning snowman's exploding head
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(14)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Ray Palmer heads to Central City for help on his ATOM suit. Only to be waylaid by robotic bees. (8ET CW) Later, on Agents of Shield, The legend of "The Calvary" and Skye fights a mountain (9ET ABC)
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(260)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Our American Cousin' stages comeback 150 years after Lincoln's assassination. Critics suggest you reserve a booth and give it a shot
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(43)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Today's free Hamptons real estate advice: "Why buy a $30 million home when you can spend 30 summers there for $1 million a year?"
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(48)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hack the lottery by modifying security cameras, sneaking into glass computer room, installing a rootkit in 59 seconds, and setting up offshore company to collect winnings, you may want to wear a fake mustache when buying the actual ticket
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of "Fark you, pleb, that's why," Verizon says consumers are adamant they don't want unlimited data, and if anything, wish data usage rates cost more money and Verizon was the only option for getting said data
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Lawrence Phillips, apparently desperate for attention, kills his prison cellmate
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan for Hillary is to make her uncaring, robotic, obscenely rich and out of touch with most Americans. Hillary expected to win the Republican primary shortly thereafter
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(267)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
American teens are more stressed today than adults. Especially trying to figure out how to eventually pay off $100,000 of college loans with only minimum wage jobs
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(228)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans often look upon British food as bland and stodgy, or just plain weird. This item will do nothing to change that. Behold: Breakfast in a can
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(142)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of America's seniors also live at or below 200 percent of the poverty line - less than $23,000 a year. No wonder they're so crabby
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(110)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A vote for Dickbutt is a vote for America
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(36)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congrats to former GOP Rep. Bob Inglis for receiving the "Profiles in Courage" award, for bucking the GOP trend and admitting that, yes, science is real and we're all very very screwed
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(73)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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(68)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Automakers to further trim the weight of their cars for better gas mileage, plan to limit occupancy to only two adult Americans
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(46)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you're one of the few people in America who thinks Marco Rubio would make a great president, this should change your mind
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(90)
 
(Principal Sayof)
 
 
 
Look, this is America. You can't just let your kids run around freely and be kids. And to think they were almost a third of a mile from their home, the horror, the horror
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Sun April 12, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to be part of a group that lights your pants on fire if you don't memorize MC Hammer lyrics?
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: That's a nice National Park system you have there, America. Would be a shame if we privatized it all and sold it to the lowest bidder
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(189)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new contender has emerged: Mother of the Year candidate dangles her 2-year-old child over the rail of cheetah enclosure at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. What could possibly go wrong?
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(105)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mercedes gazes into the crystal ball and designs its car of the future. Yeah, it's pretty cool
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(47)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Ferrari make it two in a row? Will Mercedes reassert its dominance after finally showing some weakness? Can Maldonado go a month without crashing? This is your Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix discussion thread at 2am EDT on NBCSN
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(183)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Former NYPD commissioner and ex-con Bernie Kerik: "Prison is a colossal waste of time and life. I didn't understand this when I was warden and commissioner, I'm embarrassed to say. No one with my background has ever been inside"
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(61)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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(44)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Much to the delight to gun and ammunition manufactures Ted Cruz tells NRA members that Hillary will be going after their guns. Wait, you mean there are guns left in America after Obama took them all?
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(269)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Just in time for International TableTop Day geeks emerge from their mom's basement to suggest you play 10 games you're probably not cool enough to have heard of
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(53)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks Japan introduces five "American-style" sandwiches, hopes Japanese will enjoy an Elvis with their gourmet coffee just as Americans do
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(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mayor sued after he blows budget on Transformer statue. His response? "Respect the robot"
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former soldier hopes his "22 push ups challenge" becomes as popular as the ice bucket challenge, forgetting that push ups are more painful to most Americans than a bucket of ice water
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(44)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Roland Emmerich tweets the return of Independence Day's most bizarre character for the sequel. No, sadly not Randy Quaid
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(48)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
How do gas pumps work, and just where in the machine is the gouge/sodomize the customer circuit?
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(44)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Consumer group wants to ban the word "diet" from diet sodas. Next up - "fat free," "all natural," "one serving size"
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(47)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police admit that new-fangled body camera their officer forgot to turn on until after shooting someone actually keeps the 30-seconds of footage prior to being turned on and captured the shooting after all. Wait, what?
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(160)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Buehrle is quietly setting his case for him to be a Hall-of-Famer, especially after earning his 200th win
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(61)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(MSN Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop former Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes losing her balance
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(22)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast cries "unfair' when Comcast customer satisfaction report surveyed Comcast customers instead of Comcast
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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(65)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Snake robot gives first glimpse of Fukushima reactor. Isn't this how Gamera was created?
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(67)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
A former Naval officer has been convicted of stealing waterproof clothes so he could carry out his sexual fantasies about being a prisoner of war. Yep, that makes total sense
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
San Bernardino sheriffs forget that helicopter has a camera, beat the living crap out of a guy who was on the ground
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(327)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain announces list of ten summer tour dates, starting in Nashville and hitting nine other foodie cities across North America. With all-new material, tickets expected to sell like artisanal hotcakes
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sabra recalling over 30,000 tubs of hummus after consumers fail to enjoy their new listeria-flavored release
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(55)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans' view of the economy hits an eight year high. Mostly because we are eight years away from 2007 when the economy was at an all-time low
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(22)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's to roll out bigger burgers, bigger customers
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(73)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over half of Americans aren't involved with the stock market, say they prefer something more reliable, like lottery tickets
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
'Face the Nation' host Bob Schieffer announces that the show will have a new face as he will retire this summer
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(24)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
"With only a few weeks to live, NASA's MESSENGER spacecraft has been capturing some of the most detailed images we've ever seen of the Solar System's innermost planet. Here's the latest batch of Mercury porn"
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(34)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kathy Bates is returning for the fifth season of American Horror Story
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
America, explained in one headline: "Nearly one in ten U.S. adults have impulsive anger issues and access to guns"
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(607)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(166)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Gamergate moves to the Hugo Awards
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(427)
 
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
College cancels screening of American Sniper because it made the snowflakes feel unsafe
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(204)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"More than six percent of American synesthetes, especially those growing up in the late 70s or 80s, have color associations that perfectly match a particular Fisher-Price fridge magnet set"
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(60)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Tom Delay reminds everyone why they should be happy he has "former" in his title
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(184)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
40 best college bars in America make you want to stay in school past the age of 21
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(64)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 of America's fastest-growing restaurants. Have you eaten at any of them? What is it like? Tell us to the right, please
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(115)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis breaks down recalling all the times she has taken it on the chin from bullies
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(67)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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(31)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Original American Pie screenplay sells for $1.2 million, or approximately $2.78 per dick joke
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Like basketball? Congratulations, modern-day slavery in America is your fault
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(23)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
GWAR accused of conspiring to steal their former lead singer's ashes
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(30)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Trout hits homer in first 2015 at bat, later robs a homer, gives Opening Day tutorial on 'How to follow up MVP season'
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former kicker Lawrence Tynes: "Hey Buccaneers, that MRSA infection I had a while back? Yeah, about that"
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(55)
 
(IBC World news)
 
 
 
American tourist goes for a leisurely drive down busy road in Thailand. It went well, apart from driving down the wrong side for 30 minutes, hitting thirteen cars, injuring two people and having her wheels shot by police
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangest end to a cricket game ever is further proof that Americans should stick to baseball
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(32)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World's oldest person cedes the throne after a mere six days
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(76)
 
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Get out of the water: Radiation from Fukushima has finally arrived on North American shores
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(89)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
The always relevant Gary Hart says America should be frightened by a Clinton campaign that's going to spend a billion dollars, because the Democrats should be spending way more than that
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's how to play breakfast Jenga. All you need are some thick-cut fries, stacked and then drizzled in melted American cheese and bacon. Then, you top it off with a fried egg (pic)
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixty-six yard screamer of a soccer goal being called "one of the greatest goals the Premier League has seen" (with video, natch)
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(45)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hidden in an unknown corner of Inner Mongolia is a toxic, nightmarish lake created by our thirst for smartphones, consumer gadgets and green tech"
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(69)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
As if there were not enough upper class twits to choose from in their fair city, there's a powerful group of Londoners who want Bloomberg to run for mayor. TRIVIA TIME: Who was the first American mayor of London?
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Urban food deserts disappear as American supermarket brings affordable fresh food to inner cities. Fark: Walmart
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather adds to his $7 million car collection with a $300,000 Mercedes "Land Yacht" party bus, and it's a knockout
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford takes crack at Hockey Hall of Fame gig (with great pic)
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(9)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Baby boomers were such terrible parents they have ruined every subsequent generation
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(150)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Residents of a small southeast Alaska town no longer have nighttime access to emergency medical care because the border with Canada is now closed at midnight"
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(81)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Major League Baseball pitcher Jamie Moyer got stuck on a ride at Disneyland and lived to tweet about it
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(7)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The last player from the Montreal Canadiens 'Punch Line' is gone. Elmer Lach passes away at age 97
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olympus comes up with a shoulder mount for their cameras that is both comfortable for extended use of telephoto lens, and is likely to cause a panic if you get seen using it
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(19)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
A drone armed with a 4K 1,000 fps camera completes test flight. But, you can't afford one, unless your pockets are super deep. w/vid
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(19)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You think dealing with old baby boomers in the office without being able to punch them is bad? Try dealing with office millennials
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(141)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Household handyman raises his rate from $20/hour to $150/hour. Loses all customers. Just kidding - He now makes $14,000/month and has more work than he can handle
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(42)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Georgia residents are both staunchly Orthodox Christian and fans of American culture, which is why they have deemed Dunkin Donuts "fasting doughnuts" permissible for Lent
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
7% of Americans say their smartphone is their only link to the Internet. The other 93% use their smartphones as their only link to their friends, the outside world, any sort of contact with other humans
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(45)
 
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
According to Romero Institute of Education, students "backslide" in their education when not in school for prolonged periods of time, such as the summer
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(12)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Kirk Cameron guest star on the revival of Full House?
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(70)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
America's only gay gang is in Washington DC, and Steve Buscemi wants to make a movie about them
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(91)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nigeria's new president promises to crush Boko Haram. Because if anyone knows about crushing people down, it's a former brutal military dictator
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(43)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Judge rules a court battle over a giant emerald can proceed, no word on if a blue hedgehog still wants his claim on this valuable object
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(23)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
After two years of collecting $8.8 million yearly salary, RadioShack CEO assesses new merger and sprints out the door
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Maker's Mark president spills secrets, all over FARK servers
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(27)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want to live in a steel shipping container. In Phoenix. In the summer
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(29)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not content with merely working them to death, the Qatari government forces thousands of laborers working on the 2022 World Cup infrastructure to run a marathon. Barefoot
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(40)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is reporting that the moon will disappear over North America just before sunrise Saturday
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(52)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
After losing $20 million in fraud scheme, NFL linebacker Dwight Freeney tackles Bank of America. Bet on Freeney and take the points
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cafe offers free dessert to customers: four giant waffles, 12 scoops of ice-cream and 5,000 calories. Only two people have finished it and they probably have diabetes now (pics)
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Multiple aborted landings and touch-and-go's at Düsseldorf airport at 55KT crosswinds, or how to turn a commercial airliner into a STOL aircraft. On an unrelated news, local retailers record an unprecedented surge in underpants sales
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(114)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Camden cop says he played with his creamer at Starbucks because of PTSD
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(44)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Phone scammers claiming to be IRS agents call a TV producer who's worked on stories about that same scam. Doh
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(72)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man has fathered 40 children by 20 women. Degree of difficulty: not an American professional athlete
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(93)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce massive reissue of Sticky Fingers, plot summer tour of the US. Assuming those Geritol endorsements come through
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(64)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A former business executive that slammed Chick-Fil-A in a viral video is now on food stamps and moved his wife and kids into an RV, presumably down by the river
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality = Obamacare for the internet. ISP Mergers = Citizens United for the internet
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(9)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hannity: Why are American gays angry with laws that affect them directly, rather than say Sharia law?
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(197)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
U.S. mercenary syndicate Blackwater: Screwing missions up and taxpayers over since 1997
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(56)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
For Windows 10, the applications formerly known as Windows 8 apps, Metro apps, Metro-style apps, Modern apps, Windows Store apps, and Universal apps will now be known as Windows apps. Tomorrow, they may be P-Diddy apps
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(62)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mysterious radio wave flashes from far outside the galaxy are proving tough for astronomers to explain. All 10 bursts' dispersion measures are multiples of a single number: 187.5
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(104)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear parents, When giving medicine to your kids, a spoon for tea is not the same as a teaspoon. Sincerely, American Academy of Pediatrics
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(151)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
"A public library is not a suitable place to have a shrine to the Confederate States of America"
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(71)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Fresh off of Bountygate, the NFL is looking into another Belicheck camera issue
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Former spokesman for Missouri Auditor Tom Schweich follows his boss's footsteps in the worst possible way
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(96)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Republicans view Obama as biggest threat to America, ahead of North Korea, terrorism and the Dutch
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(339)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
America's pets are as obese as their American owners, and that's the problem: "95 percent of owners of overweight dogs and nine out of ten owners of fat cats think their pets appear normal"
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(87)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Bruins coach dons pads as team's emergency goalie. In other news, this is legal in hockey
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Remodel this storefront to guarantee plenty of customers
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(65)
 
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out that Queen's manager was just being stone cold crazy when he said Sacha Baron Cohen would make the Freddie Mercury biopic. Or is just going very slightly mad. And there you have it
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(27)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research provides revelations about the most energetic event in the universe-the merging of two spinning, orbiting black holes into a much larger, even blacker hole
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(33)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America cuts CEO pay by 7%. Which is exactly the same percentage of people with home mortgages who still haven't gone through foreclosure
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(21)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will the Mercedes lap the field? Will McLaren and Marussia make the start? Will Maldonado record a full lap before crashing? This is your Formula 1 Malaysian Grand Prix discussion thread at 2:30am EDT on NBCSN
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(152)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michael Bay wants the Transformers franchise to be just like Marvel's shared universe, fails to realize his version of Transformers is more akin to Go-Bots
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(77)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Is the Freddie Mercury movie on again?
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(44)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Qualifiers Day 2: Bulgaria hosts Italy, Andorra takes on Bosnia, Belgium look to bash Cyprus, and Netherlands face off against Turkey. All matches at 3:45 ET, with Central/South American friendlies following at 4:20 and 9:30
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(58)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eleven things Americans do that annoy the fark out of everyone else in the world. Though a more honest article would have started with "Everything" and been done for the day
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marijuana is irrevocably changing the American workplace for the worst, say the totally harsh buzzkills at Slate
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(228)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burma planned capital city is now 10 years old, with 20-lane highways, golf courses, fast WiFi, reliable electricity, and no citizens - "an eerie picture of post-apocalypse suburban America; like a David Lynch film on location in North Korea"
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(34)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles around
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
America has a new #2 soda, and it's not diet
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(43)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"While the group is concerned that people might be reluctant to use coal that was once feces, satisfied customers say there's no odor and they don't give a sh*t about the association"
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(20)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I have no idea what a Timofey Mozgov is but this local commercial is a masterpiece. *throws dishes off table*
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"A white man allegedly punched former St. Louis Cardinal Curt Ford in the St. Louis area." Well, at least he didn't kick him in the Florida
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(15)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(102)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
McDonald's has built fast food's first "Bike-Thru Drive-Thru." As if their average customer could even ride a bike two blocks to get a Big Mac
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(96)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even the GOP thinks Ted Cruz is too crazy for the presidency, which means that Ted Cruz is the only person willing to stand up to the fall of America and fight for truth, justice and Jesus riding on an elephant with Saint Reagan, blessed be his name
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Miami Vice Mayor Walter Harris wants to be America's mohel
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Rangers hammer Hamburglar, kill off 6 of 6 penalties and become the first team to claim a place in this year's Stanley Cup playoffs. Not bad for one night
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(74)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Go-Go-Gohmert wants a ride in the clown car
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(63)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaked documents reveal Obama's "Jade Helm 15" invasion of the Southern US to conquer hostile Texan and Utahan insurgents and herd them all into FEMA Death Domes has been scheduled for this summer. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS
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(64)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Half of all American families are now living paycheck to paycheck. The other half are living government assistance check to government assistance check
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(68)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We meant that the extra money had a direct pipeline going safely from the consumer into our pockets. Sorry for the misunderstanding"
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(41)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant bans African customers. Difficulty: Restaurant is in Kenya
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(84)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Comcast executive VP predicts Time Warner merger review will be complete by middle of the year, sometime between 9 and 5 on one of those days
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New report says doctors aren't telling patients they have Alzheimer's, at least not as far as the patients can recall
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(70)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New survey finds that people love news but don't want to pay for it. Which is not news to any Baby Boomer who had a paper route and still remembers being stiffed on collection day
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You put ketchup on your mac and cheese and think "God , it sucks to be this poor"; Warren Buffet thinks, "now that's a GREAT idea for a corporate merger that will make me a billion dollars"
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(62)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Most Americans hate the tax code, but for the wrong reason, Pew survey finds
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(129)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Numerous GermanWings flights grounded as crews refuse to fly until they know why that flight yesterday was grounded
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(11)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After a 50 year run, there are now but two Howard Johnson's left in America. Isn't somebody going to help that poor chain?
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought America couldn't get any fatter at baseball games, the Milwaukee Brewers begin offering deep-fried nachos on a stick
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(31)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Advertisers will spend a half TRILLION dollars in 2015. Of course this doesn't affect you personally, since you purchased your Ford pickup, Nike tennis shoes, iPhone, and Cialis after careful consumer research, not because a commercial told you to
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why most American Jews vote for Democrats, explained
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(187)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Since 2003 the TSA has toyed with the idea of placing "behavior detection officers" in airports across America-part of a $1 billion counter-terrorism measure known as SPOT (Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques)
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(149)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Face of Jesus appears in South American landslide. Local land owners immediately start charging people to see it, just like Jesus would have wanted (w/pics)
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(54)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Former police officer jailed for murdering his wife kills his entire family when they come to visit him in prison
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(59)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ex-Dukes of Hazzard star: "Confederate flag license plates are part of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for America." No, that's not General Lee accepted, Cooter
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(180)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Then, George Zimmerman said Obama personally victimized him and compared himself to Anne Frank
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(357)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will JBL give Bill Simmons a clothesline from hell? Will Snoop Dogg rap with R-Truth? Can Brock or Roman speak a single sentence? Will Cena beat Rusev down again for AMERICA? It's the RAW before Mania. (8 PM ET on USA/Pre-show 7 PM ET)
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(1363)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Many doctors in America find that the most difficult patients to save are themselves
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(64)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers: $ix new $peeding camera$ in the Di$trict are about to make you a whole lot $afer
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(58)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Murderer who killed and cooked his parents jailed for life despite begging the court for mercy because he's an orphan
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers want you to come up with a list of names for features on Pluto that we won't even see until a NASA probe gets there in July, but there must be SOMETHING there that needs to be called Uniting Friends In Astronomy
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams makes first public comments since his six-month NBC suspension during visit to his former high school, fondly recalls scoring the winning touchdown at homecoming, putting out a cafeteria grease fire, and banging the prom queen and her runner-up in a three-way
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(22)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
"One in three households in the U.S. contains a collector, one in ten Americans rents storage space, and one in twenty is a pathological hoarder. And hoarding can kill you"
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(144)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Whatever the hell a "MIA" is, it has a problem with Legos and Oprah, claiming the latter called her a terrorist and the former is somehow jealous of her
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(51)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"The next emerging European food trend that may have the biggest impact on what we eat is 'ugly food"'
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(10)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott's emergency disaster chief is quizzed by state senators on "climate change." Hilarity ensues
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(153)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Eagles safety Nate Allen plans to sue the Fort Myers Police after he beat the beating off wrap they tried to put on him
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(5)
 
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
"People consider America to be a melting pot, so the fact that it was even considered offensive is what people are a little surprised about"
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(159)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New details emerge in the death of a Food Network Star contestant and the story goes from tragic to horrifyingly ironic as the phrase "detectives discovered what they believe to be human remains, in a wood stove" comes into play
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
46% of consumers are interested in cutting their cable services. The other 54% remain content with splicing into their neighbor's
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Flash Mob, Jim, but not as we know it. "Les Miserables" in the middle of a crowded shopping mall. Oh, and a merry-go-round, an escalator, a broom, a couple of kiosks, a few random pieces of furniture and maybe a Starbucks somewhere
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(16)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Want to teach your students what it was like to fight in the American Revolution? Let them fire muskets
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(75)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles Hall of Famer Chuck "Concrete Charlie" Bednarik set to see if Saint Peter needs two-way players
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(49)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The last true unpretentious rocker in America is John Mellencamp
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(36)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans have loaned money that they will never get back. Or as banks call that practice, a mortgage
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(37)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Half of Americans are still unaware of the Obamacare penalty. Or as Republicans call the Obamacare penalty, "Obamacare"
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(244)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary takes final paid speech, before her announcement, at the American Camp Association. The only place in America where you could get paid $300k for a rousing rendition of "Kumbaya"
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(19)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Windows 10 to launch this summer as a free upgrade. Of course, if you're still running Windows Vista, anything is considered an upgrade
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(118)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa Republican insists he was paying attention after he's busted on camera reading 'Sex After Sixty' book in session
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(67)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert decides to take his derp up to eleven. Then twelve. Then thirteen
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(195)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the American cheese slices and the block of cheddar. It's time for something with a lot more character. That's right, this thread is cheese-shaming you
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(217)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Washington DC ranks lowest nationwide in 'work engagement,' with 78% of workers following the Homer Simpson Half-Assed Approach to Work
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(60)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling's girlfriend discovers the number one cause of divorce in America: sweatpants
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(36)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops responding to report of man with gun forget to turn on their new-fangled body cameras. You know what happens next
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wall St. Reforms and Obamacare? Pffft, screw that nonsense. Here, have a big ol' heaping helping of grade-A, made in the USA, super pollution. You earned it, America
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(32)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Amanda Palmer pregnant, says NG is the father. No comment from fb-
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(55)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Former NASCAR driver arrested after failing to arrive in court on time. To be fair, the entrance to the courthouse involved a right turn
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(23)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American kids' obesity linked eating too much sugar and salt, not enough fruits and vegetables. Finally, something to take the attention away from how badly they're doing at school
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(17)
 
(Music Business Worldwide)
 
 
 
The CD now officially makes less money than streaming in America
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton emerges from Emailghazi unscathed, gets a do-over
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(89)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Maier's glove, used during the 1996 American League Championship, brings in $22,000 at auction. Nice catch
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(4)
 
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
What to wear when playing profession basketball in Iraq? Former Ole Miss star Marshall Henderson makes an interesting choice, a bold USA T-shirt which read: Back to Back World War Champs. Keep being you Marshall
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(30)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Compulsory voting in America? Will it work? Let's take a look at how it's working in Australia
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(202)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Upset at changes to a law that grants some autonomy to their region, Ukrainian separatists threaten to abandon the cease-fire agreement that up until now they have merely been ignoring
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(15)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stockbrokers upset at SEC proposal to designate them as "fiduciaries" which would require them to put their clients' interests ahead of their own when advising, saying small customers won't have access to "high quality investment advice"
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(52)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Former US Air Force veteran mechanic arrested for trying to join ISIS, also charged with not knowing ISIS doesn't have an air force
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a triple venti half sweet non-fat caramel hurdled-filled plight for the person of color in the current American landscape Macchiato. To go
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(112)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture
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(47)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton has received more than $16 million in taxpayer-funded benefits, like his pension and health care, since leaving office, raising concerns among some that we're spending too much on former presidents. Not W, though, he's good
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(86)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is becoming one of the most dangerous cities in America to walk: "At one point, we killed 10 pedestrians in a two-week period. How did we do that?"
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
70% of evangelicals see no conflict between science and religion, which can only mean one thing: it's all those damn atheists behind the 42% of Americans who believe in creationism
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(61)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
British people don't know how to make tea, says top scientist: "The way Brits make tea, it's like using a laptop to hammer a nail into a wall. Yes it will do the job, but it can do so much more"
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(144)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Suck it Williamsburg and Brooklyn--Hoboken is now America's hot hipster hangout. Wait, is that a good thing?
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(74)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Former homebuilder becomes a lawmaker and tries to pass a bill protecting current homebuilders from having to obey all those pesky ordinances that protect native plants from homebuilders. Homebuilders
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(71)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two traffic judges dismissed 24,000 pending red-light camera ticket cases Monday, ruling that the program violates the law, putting an end to millions of dollars in easy revenue for the state
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(53)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you were watching your 100 shares of American Fly By Night soar 11 cents today, Warren Buffet's portfolio put a fresh $840 million into his pocket
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(14)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
90% of American beer drinkers cannot spell Jägermeister. FARK: 42% couldn't spell Budweiser
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(47)
 
(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Great footage of Northampton bus station demolition captured by drone camera
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman with American accent lights cigarette up on flight between Nicaragua to Miami, goes bizarre rant about Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, President Obama killing "'people on Tuesdays." Hilarity ensues
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(72)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Jessica Lange confirms she's finished with American Horror Story. Too much life on Mars
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(76)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer is sick and tired of the FDA turning a blind eye to laser pointers
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(48)
 
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Hertz puts cameras inside their rental cars. Company executives say they NeverLost customers faster
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(131)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexico pushes back against the flood of illegal American imports
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(18)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye reboot has, mercifully, run out of spinach
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Jeremy Clarkson "fracas," which was downgraded to "argument," then upgraded to "emergency room visit," has now been downgraded to "I'd rather keep my job after all"
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(113)
 
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that a healthy lifestyle can guard against dementia. Especially for Americans who can't remember the last time they saw their toes
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Jeremy Clarkson "fracas," which was downgraded to "argument," is now upgraded to "emergency room visit"
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Comcast / Time Warner merger is on hold because (a) it's bad for consumers, (b) it's bad for net neutrality, or (c) Comcast sued the FCC to try and restrict due diligence
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(25)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best pepperoni pizzas in America, your favorite and all the debating you need to the right, please
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former player Charles Oakley says that the NBA today is hard to watch since the players don't have much heart
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(21)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The long offseason is over. Mercedes seemingly remains a step ahead taking the front row, Ferrari looks to have some hope, and McLaren shiats the bed. This is your Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with race coverage at midnight EDT on NBCSN
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(368)
 
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Overstrength British cider called Frosty Jack's declared "a public health hazard" in the best advertising the company ever had. At least since it suggested its customers try drinking it from a glass for once
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(36)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alav Ha-sholom to Al Rosen, 1953 American League MVP and one of the game's greatest Jewish ballplayers, who passed away last night at the age of 91
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(16)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man loses his job after mercilessly beating a police officer's fist with his face
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(230)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Class action suit challenging $90 million worth of illegal red light camera tickets settled by paying $2 million to plaintiffs and $2 million to plaintiffs' lawyers
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(72)
 
(Connecticut Law Tribune)
 
 
 
This is why you hire a professional and insured tree trimmer
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(61)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are buying fancy toilet paper, so that's a sign of...something economical
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(80)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The biggest blockbuster of 2014? Transformers: Age of Extinction. Well, that's just disappointing
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(56)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The greatest band touring today announces massive spring and summer tour
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Major survey finds Americans' confidence in all three branches of the U.S. government is now at a record low. Political experts are shocked that there are people who know the three branches of government
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Fri March 13, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Feeling patriotic? Enough to buy a Billy Bass that sings the Star Spangled Banner? Well, too bad. The best we can get is this self-wagging 18 inch replica American Flag that's a perfect decoration for your dinner table, right next to the apple pie
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Category 5 cyclone Pam threatens to wipe Vanuatu off the map; Americans struggle to find Vanuatu on the map
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(131)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Awesome: University of Oklahoma kicks out useless racists as soon as their video goes public. Fark: But lets football players stay on the team even if they're caught on camera breaking a girl's face
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans think that the Tehran Tom "open letter" was inappropriate. Not so fast Democrats. They also think that Iran's nukes pose a serious problem to the US and are close to even on who is better able to deal with Iran - Obama or Congress
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Shania Twain reveals that she married her former husband's mistress' ex. Says all is fine 'cause never the twain shall meet
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former "Survivor" producer sentenced to prison for voting his wife off the island
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(13)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
No matter how rude the guy is, if you're the owner of a carpet store, you should never leave a message on a customer's phone threatening to kill him and his mother
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a photo of a baby cradled in the American flag unpatriotic? It's too early to tell, since the crying bald eagle hasn't yet revealed what his tears mean
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Thu March 12, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a bakery heist, thieves ignore the dough and steal the recipes
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(37)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
America blamed for beginning of new geological epoch. Thanks, Obama
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(13)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Customer: My car will not exceed 40mph. Mechanic: That's just nuts
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
"Fifteen per cent of pay-TV consumers say they are planning to either switch TV providers, ditch cable in favor of an online app or rental service or cut cable or satellite altogether within the next six months"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paget Brewster, late of Criminal minds, joins the cast of the Fox sitcom Grandpa, starring alongside John Stamos, late of Greek Yogurt commercials
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(34)
 
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Many Americans would like to introduce the 47 Republicans who signed the Iran letter to a nice little federal law called the Logan Act
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Wed March 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In America, you cast a ballot. In Mexico, you cut off the head of the mayoral candidate you dislike the most
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
From Ric Romero's Chicago sports desk: the Bears found shopping Jay Cutler in a trade to be 'tough'
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cheer Up, Emo Caffeinates: Seattle chain remodels "The Most Depressing Starbucks in America"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After year of PR nightmares, McDonald's Japan publishes smartphone app that allows customers who shy from in-person confrontation to complain about their food or service directly to company
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This farmer saved a freezing baby cow named Leroy by taking it for a swim in a hot tub. Leroy is "done hot-tubbing" but "sunbathing is definitely in his future out in the grass"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
America wants Tina Fey to host The Daily Show. I want to go to there
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Somehow, those body cameras don't seem to work properly when Denver Police are either beating the crap out of someone or tasing them. Whoda thunk?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
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