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500 headlines found matching 'Mer'
Wed August 20, 2014
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that if America votes for a Republican Senate this November and makes him majority leader, they can look forward to lots of veto showdowns and government shutdowns over the next two years
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Teenage pilot pulls off emergency landing like a boss. w/pics and vid
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(64)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops fail to inform one of their own about a huge prostitution sex sting dubbed Operation: Summer Lovin', feel kind of bad after they are forced to arrest him
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(51)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet ANOTHER 'Human Barbie' emerges: She's 16-years-old, SUPER creepy looking, wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school (w/pics)
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Tue August 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Doctor Who David Tennant reads the foreword he wrote for Elisabeth Sladen's autobiography. "If Sarah was here, there was nothing to worry about. Later that afternoon, she would be calling me Doctor"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American workers spend more time planning their vacations every year than they do for retirement
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Forget the Riots, Missouri Mall may have made the worst commercial ever
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(54)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Victim bludgeoned to death with hammer 'suffered a violent death,' well-paid expert says
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(15)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Republican presidential candidate does the "robot" at celeb-filled Hamptons party. Surprisingly, not THAT candidate
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(55)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(38)
 
(The News Nerd)
 
 
 
Former NBA star Allen Iverson has one question for you, "Brother, can you spare a dime?"
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(171)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"How America outsourced our national security"
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(39)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming, since Americans need something to tide them over until it's time for Halloween candy corn Oreos and Thanksgiving gingerbread Oreos
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(37)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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Mon August 18, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Former Vermont Senator Jim Jeffords' soul becomes independent from his body
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Diseases in America move from south to north, because of course they do
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(67)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that BROCK LESNAR conquered the 15-time champ at Summerslam, who will step up to the Beast Incarnate? How will the Bellas' split affect Total Divas? It's WWE RAW, live from Las Vegas (8 pm EDT on USA, 7:30 on 9.99) Pre-show 7:30 pm EDT
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
British PM Cameron drums up support for a new war in Iraq, just in time for the centennial of the war that ended with the Brits farking up the region to begin with
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
In the wake of the questions surrounding the Ferguson shooting, many people are pushing for the police to wear body cameras, but as San Diego shows, even where cops DO wear them it's unlikely YOU will ever get to see the footage, citizen
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(193)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Journalist attempts to go undercover in a prison. After Russia, China, Hong Kong, Laos, Japan, Jamaica, Sweden, Norway, France, and the UK say no due to safety, he's finally gets into an American 'concentration camp.' One guess as to who runs it
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(101)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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(World Review)
 
 
 
America's economy is growing. China's is booming. But Europe remains in the doldrums. Bankers are edgy. Global scenarios for years to come will be defined by today's interactions between these economies
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little House on the Prairie to get a grim and gritty reboot. Well, grimmer and grittier
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(112)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith resume their tour after Joey Kramer kickstarts his heart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is preparing a hippie playlist for a "summer of '69' party". Difficulty: doesn't know of any hippie songs to use. Please help me
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Radio Australia)
 
 
 
Peshmerga + US air strikes = Reclamation of the Mosul Dam
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone has merged all the faces of Doctor Who together--from Hartnell to Capaldi--and come up with The Average Face of The Doctor. Nice hair, Doc
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN John Cena rise above blood, urine and vomit? IS Brie Bella ready to fight for her man? WILL Y2J save us from Wyatt2Bray? Live from LA, it's SummerSlam, 8pm EDT on the WWE 9.99
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(1752)
 
(Some Elephant Talker)
 
 
 
Welcome to Summer Prog Camp. Reveille will be at 7:16 and in 7/16
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(25)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legal analysis of Perry's "indictment" from a former Prosecutor. The indictment was as laughably bare as initially assumed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stone Brewery named 2nd Best Craft Brewery in America due to recent collaborative launch of W00tStout 2.0. Raise a toast to Drew, Wil, and Aisha
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First off, there is such a thing as an ice mine. Secondly, this one only makes ice in the summer
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(25)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Man shot in the back of the head, crashes his car into a house, walks eight blocks to the Emergency Room. Ta-da
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harry Shearer wins a Creative Arts Emmy for his portrayal of Homer Simpson, and Bob's Burgers receives a statue as well because it is, quite simply, the greatest animated show on television that isn't named Archer
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Disney cancels American Idol Experience
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(35)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New Hampshire governor declares state of emergency because real pot is illegal in New Hampshire
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Dear Mr. President: Why I'm leaving America"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The hot, sweaty, dog days of summer are upon us, which is why it's important to keep hydrated with the cool, refreshing taste of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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Fri August 15, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former teen heart-throb creates new religion, remains irrelevant
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(48)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Grammer Nazi''s unite: So much apostrophe fail you''ll be inraged
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Customers complain that if one worker is taking a nap, his co-worker shouldn't be playing on her iPad at the same time, because then nobody's paying attention to where the airliner is going
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top competitive gamers are as doped up as Rob Ford and Tour de France racers
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another product of the American public education system...we can say for certain at least one was left behind
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A thrilling and humorous exploration of the modern failings of comedy and what can be done about it. Not since Steven Wright have I seen such a dynamic performer
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(18)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
That's a good question - why don't we require police to wear cameras on duty? You'd think it'd be better and cheaper than a week of protests and tear gas
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(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First pictures of the newly designed Stormtroopers for Star Wars Episode VII emerge
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mastodon tusks and primitive tools discovered by fishermen in Chesapeake Bay suggest humans settled North America thousands of yahs earlier than believed
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert claims undocumented democrats are spreading ebola
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero dishes on dishwashers. "Some dishwashers leave behind small bits of food, but many dishwashers produce nice clean dishes"
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(18)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop despite rising tensions in Iraq and Ukraine. As strange as this seems, its only possible when a super consumer as China drops its demand
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(18)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bond villain like accent? Check. Former martial arts champion? Check. Former stunt woman? Check. Current well known female director? Check. Ok, it's time for Lexi Alexander to become the first woman to direct a Marvel movie
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man with dwarfism wears a hidden camera to record a day from his perspective. You haven't seen this many crotch shots since the last time Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were on a red carpet together
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pro wrestling's greatest angle was convincing us it doesn't matter, leaving it free and clear to exploit the daylights out of the performers and fans alike
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(160)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Denim sales down 6% as consumers with good genes want better jeans
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pictures of yourself sucking a cucumber and posing topless may not be the best thing to send to a 15-year-old boy, but at least Burgess Meredith would approve
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(68)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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(174)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Consumer Reports: Tesla Model S has 'more than its share of problems'" Actual Quote: "The Tesla Model S was 'one of the most phenomenal cars we've ever tested.'"
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(209)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The #1 album in America is a '70s mixtape
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(186)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MS Tea Party Leader prays that god will "be violent" against the Republican party. O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy, Amen?
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(65)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
American Tourister found dead
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(60)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fisherman charged after he allegedly abandoned a half shackle of commercial gillnet filled with scores of salmon. I have no idea what half of that sentence means
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(30)
 
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush
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(35)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
"Hello? This is the mayor. I need all of the steak delivered to city hall. ALL OF IT. This is an emergency. And may God have mercy on our souls if this should fail"
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(41)
 
(Intel News)
 
 
 
Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel
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(70)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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(59)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Comcast spends $130,000 to honor the regulator that will review their merger. Gala expected to start between 4PM and 7PM
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(58)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic looks at what would happen if someone in America contracted Ebola and didn't know about it, failing to realize Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo covered this in Outbreak
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(45)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(23)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Radio Shack's comeback effort in doubt. Radio Shack customers were upset when they got the news on their pagers
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(114)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I feel happy that Michael Bay is passing on the baton for 'Transformers 5' but I also feel sad that there's going to be a 'Transformers 5'
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(57)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's fastest camera takes 4.4 trillion photos a second. Instagram is going to be unbearable
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(20)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Farmer blasts "farm-to-table" restaurants, which are more about inflating check size at table than helping the small farm
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(63)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
People may finally be realizing that it is not Republicans but Obama's extremism, his unswerving ideology and his refusal to accept facts and draw reasonable conclusions from them that are perpetuating America's rapid decline
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(164)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Owner of Legal Sea Foods would like you to know that just because he has dozens of restaurants all over the East Coast all serving the same bland seafood to the same bland customers, he is most definitely still not a "chain"
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One in ten Americans say they never trust the government. The other nine still have some trust left, also believe Lucy will actually let Charlie Brown kick the football
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(151)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
New commercial imaging satellite holds the promise of Google Maps showing details as small as ten inches. No more naked sunbathing for Subby
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(43)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
"Robin Williams' 10 Best Musical Moments" somehow left out his Elmer Fudd singing Bruce Springsteen
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(83)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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(153)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Patti LaBelle joins the cast of American Horror Story: Freak Show
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(12)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Add "turning Transformers 4 into a box office smash" to the list of things China's done to piss us off
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(17)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney tells America that it's official: no one can blame Bush for anything going wrong today
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(133)
 
(WJFW Rhinelander)
 
 
 
Police said a sweet potato, yam, cassava, dahlia, and a jicama were shaken up after the "King of America" threatened five tubers
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(31)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Come for the newest sanction as Russia bans the import of American chickens. Stay for the fun fact that most all chickens raised and sold in U.S. get a big bath in chlorine
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(69)
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Bad luck America, looks like you won't get a theatre release of the best comedy of the year
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(41)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The tractor pulls the rake. The rake pulls the line. The line snaps the pole. The tractor catches fire. Hi, Ho, the dairy, Oh, the farmer in the dell
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Camera licking marmot is an actual thing and not just an insult about your mother in law
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(22)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
While most of us vacationed at a beach or a theme park this summer, Bill Gates was living it up in his 450-foot long luxury yacht
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(236)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
This Hammer's full of Kraut
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(61)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
What we perceive as the "Big Bang" was actually the collapse of a four dimensional star into a black hole, and our three dimensional universe is merely that four dimensional star being smashed into three dimensions
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(137)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazon locked in a bitter sales dispute with Disney, which isn't allowing the online retailer to sell DVD and Blu-Ray copies of Captain America, Maleficent, and Million Dollar Arm. Not that anyone would buy the last one
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(71)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy fights off alligator in attack. The next day, news reporters mistake the casual banter of a child filled to the gills with morphine and Demerol with heroic nonchalance
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S consumers now say 'nyet' to Russian vodka
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(68)
 
(Lebanon Democrat)
 
 
 
Setting up a meth lab in a Wal Mart parking lot may be a brilliant way to capitalize on customer synergy, but (and I know this sounds unlikely) eventually someone is going to notice a mob of toothless naked people and think something is wrong
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That roar of laughter you heard rippling across the Atlantic was merely the chuckling of common English folk laughing at the government's suggestion that they take a day off of drinking every other night
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen the long dark summer is over. League Champions Man City play FA Cup winner Arsenal in the Charity Shield. Get ready to practice your banter before the league kicks off next week
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's fark-ready headline: Former Apple employee named Sam Sung raises more than $80,000 for charity by auctioning off his old business card
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The unsung heroes who were responsible for keeping the Metric System out of America. Who knew there were so many Stonecutters?
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(208)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Obama: So who was the dumbass who decided to withdraw American troops from Iraq, anyway? Jesus, that guy must have been a complete moran
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(373)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Restoration Hardware customers, UPS drivers, revolt against the recent 17-pound catalog
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(24)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get caught using a pen camera to look up girls' skirts at a Publix grocery store
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(30)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FCC wants YOUR input on the ATT/DirectTV & Comcast/TWC mergers. Stop laughing, they're serious and won't approve the deal unless you OK it. Also, the National Weather Service would like your input on Sunday's scheduled thunderstorm
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(55)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Spectacular images from the European Space Agency's Rosetta satellite include a picture that shows Canada as North America's Best Korea
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matthew Rhys cast as Bradley Cooper's rival in a new comedy about French chefs. Hopefully, Rhys gets a wig that's as ridiculous as anything he's worn in The Americans
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(21)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American eagle
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(20)
 
(Business Day)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned, all those e-mails were REAL? US DOJ seizes $480 million from bank accounts around the world belonging to former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McDonald's starts trial delivery service for customers presumably too fat to get out of their houses without cutting out a wall
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Into The Storm's box office success may depend on the same part of America that made Twister a success. It ain't California
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Share your stories of trying to get by in the local language the last time you went somewhere English wasn't spoken. Glasgow, anyplace in the American South also counts
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(17)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"According to reports, 56-year-old Jerald L Hill, who was President of the Windermere Baptist Conference Centre in Missouri, posted messages on Craigslist seeking dogs and other animals to have sex with" (mugshot)
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(108)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in from the Romero Institute: Hurricanes are disruptive of everyday life
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Kelly wins $100 bet from friend and former teammate Shelby Miller after getting a hit off of him in the Red Sox-Cardinals game on Thursday. Pete Rose can tell you why there's a "Dumbass" tag on this one
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(82)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
57% of Americans eat alone. Table for one?
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(12)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For sale: World's ugliest customized Mercedes. Asking $12.7 million. Without laughter, no reasonable offer refused
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(59)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Man illegally tries to fly camera drone over Yellowstone Park's Grand Prismatic Spring, winds up in hot water
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(109)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Body found in Merrimack pond, authorities to Monitor situation
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(64)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: 1c@n''t-rememberTh1$-p@$word
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(44)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In a historic first, two members of the brutal Khmer Rouge regime have been tried for crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment, which, given the age of the defendants probably means about six months or so
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(57)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A former contestant discusses what it was like to be on the long-forgotten '90s game show Supermarket Sweep. The most damning thing of all? They wore dickeys, not turtlenecks
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(47)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
America's love affair with Pizza Hut is over
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(89)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza chef Chris Bianco praises state of American pizza, particularly rise of high-quality artisanal ingredients unavailable a generation ago. "I mean, shiat, back in the day, I begged somebody to grow arugula for me"
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(66)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek, whose last two shows were given swift, merciful cancellations, is joining the cast of CSI: Cyber, which sounds like something goth teenagers were into back in the late 90s
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
James Cameron: "We will serve no wine before its time, and I would be pretty stupid to run off and start shooting 'Avatar' until the scripts are perfect." So he went to the bottom of the ocean instead
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson unlikely to get behind latest American Apparel back-to-school campaign. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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(105)
 
(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
The 10 friendliest cities in America are out, and the South reigns supreme. So long as you're not gay, a minority, anti-war, pro-marijuana legalization, an atheist or even marginally sane when it comes to gun rights, head on down
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(319)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Captain America defeats both Batman and Superman
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(268)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In which a Liberal Fascist from Illinois acted like a tyrant, used the power of big government to trample states rights, take away property from wealthy job creators, and destabilized the African American community in the guise of "helping it"
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(114)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Despite being on trial for the deaths of 32 people in the 2012 Costa Concordia disaster, the ship's captain is invited to give a lecture to university students on best emergency practices
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(52)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
"The Market Basket debacle and what it means for the American Worker" Time to pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and demand better pay and CEOs that give a damn about their workers
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(43)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many farks do Americans give about net neutrality? 4,377
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Between Obama's time machine and Reagan's invisible bridge, American politics turns into Warehouse 13
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(27)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Possible solution may be on the way for an Ebola virus cure after two American aid workers who contracted Ebola in Liberia become human guinea pigs after having been given an experimental serum - because it appears to be working
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(86)
 
(24 Dash)
 
 
 
"Summertime and the living is easy. Unless your colleagues are away on holiday and you're having to cover for the lazy bastards. Which colleague annoys you the most? It's the Wednesday Whinge Guide to Annoying Workmates"
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(36)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines cuts meals in first class on flights less than 2 hours and 45 minutes. Or as Jet Blue calls 2 hours and 45 minutes, clearing for takeoff
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(78)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Archaeologists piece together evidence of bloody apocalypse in 12th century America
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
58% of Americans are unpatriotic assholes. Damn hippies
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(166)
 
(Catholic League)
 
 
 
Hypocrites at CNN report that American Catholic bishops are living in million dollar homes, yet they fail to report that the top brass at CNN make a lot of money
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(154)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite all logic and reason America's thirst for bottled water continues ... at $1.22 a gallon
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that we're in the Hot Sister galaxy, Marion Barry cracks up his car, and the joy of homophones: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/27 - 8/2
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(0)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Safes stolen from eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, a big, fun summer festival in Wales
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(8)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Five of the most persistent and widely-believed anti-government conspiracies in America, Fark Politics tab
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robert Picardo's ex-wife claims the Star Trek actor is having an affair with Bill Nye. Please state the nature of the sexual emergency
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(82)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a list of things KFC has fried up and served to customers. Chicken hasn't been on the list since the 1990s, however
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(68)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a border patrol agent inquiring about someone's citizenship and their response is "Does it really matter?", don't reply with "Not anymore." Why? Because they just might have a hidden camera
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(123)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Americans show their compassion for Ebola victims in the only way they can: threatening emails to receiving hospitals
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(165)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
We'll let this tagline speak for itself: "A farmer from Kansas has found a novel way of entertaining his cows - by serenading them with his trombone" (vid)
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(33)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
$omehow, the red-light cameras in Chicago are churning out thousands of faulty tickets; city officials say they have no knowledge of what's wrong and are shocked and offended at the implication that there might be corruption in Chicago
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans disapprove of their own member of Congress, would rather see demon spawn of Fidel Castro and members of Nickelback run the country
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(146)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist who entered Phoenix airport and pointed a loaded gun at a woman and her teen daughter was merely making a political statement, nothing more
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(165)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Representative Todd Rokita(R-IN) is first to link Ebola to Central American refugees based on likelihood of morons believing it and blaming 0bama
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(431)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Introducing a new American hero: James Taylor, a kid who threw a party in western Michigan that drew over 2,000 people and gives zero farks about the consequences saying he's going to do it again (w/video)
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(66)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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(113)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Malcolm Gladwell tells us that the Mafia were the good guys and that crime is a legitimate 'crooked ladder' to the American Dream
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(27)
 
(Current.org)
 
 
 
Deaf intern who can only communicate using American Sign Language is suing NPR because they asked her to teach American Sign Language to other employees
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(127)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The great fight within the Republican Party isn't Tea Party vs. Establishment. It's the grifting wing vs. governing wing. Bonus: Written by a former Republican Congresscritter
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(169)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling finds that Americans hate Congress more than they hate Jar-Jar Binks and Darth Vader put together
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(52)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo water crisis day three jubilee: the mayor says, "fark it go ahead and drink the water, farmers are bad, and our system sucks. Oh, and by the way we're going to raise your rates"
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(64)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's Hammer, "Galaxy Quest II" might actually happen
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(118)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this safe swimmer
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why North America will never be a world soccer power, reason #298: lousy domestic refereeing
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The greatest musician America has ever produced, Louis Armstrong, born this day in 1901. It's a wonderful world whenever he plays
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(23)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Dinosaurs, Explosions, and Decepticons has passed the $1 billion mark at the global box office, ensuring Michael Bay will continue to terrorize audiences for years to come
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(44)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman is shocked, SHOCKED that a limo company that she booked a deal with using a coupon would cancel her ride and take a full paying customer instead
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Somebody had British people fill in all of their American stereotypes on maps of the US. Come for MS: "Named by a cat walking across a keyboard", stay for RI: "Tiny; Stoned Students; Not a real place; Not in Rhodes; Not an Island"
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(250)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town of Llanelli hosting its sixth eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, they're having a big, fun summer festival
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Morris: The wrongest man in America
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(78)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A report by the British Chamber of Commerce shows young people are so unprepared for the demands of work that they have even asked their bosses where to take naps"
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey shows that Americans have many weird sexual fantasies but few carry them out. However, sexploration on public transportation is on the rise
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(23)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Astronomers spot what might be the most distant object known to science, a distant galaxy cluster called IRC 0218, and it's really, really, ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃʷᵃʸ
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(33)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
American cities increasingly paying residents to get rid of water-hungry lawns and replace grass with drought-tolerant plants, rocks and pebbles
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Local government taking too long to repair damaged road? Just rent a farmer's field and build your own toll road
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(33)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
In America, most of us love our Jesus but we're also thankful he wasn't born here cause the headline woulda' certainly read, "Woman arrested for leaving newborn baby in trash can of business," and that woulda been awkward
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(50)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
50 years ago, Mickey Mouse Club alumna and ska aficionado Annette Funicello introduced "Jamaica Ska" to Bob Hope and rest of America. Now you know who to blame for all those indescribably awful ska bands
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans now borrowing less for college. Apparently they are going back to the old way of paying for higher education ... selling their stuff on eBay
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Verizon: Hey, we're gonna throttle the speeds of unlimited data customers during 'peak' hours; is that cool? FCC Chairman: So tell me...you morons like having that broadband ownership license, right?
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(27)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Feeling the summer doldrums? Here are 14 offbeat holidays you can celebrate in August ... probably alone
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(3)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Vitaminwater switches back to its old formula after complaints that it didn't contain enough of America's favorite vitamin, high fructose corn syrup
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(28)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Make no bones about it, the "Killing Caves" of the Khmer Rouge is an emotionally powerful tourist destination
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome back to your late-summer episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Remember your answers, so you can do well on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me when it airs
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(20)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bristol waste recycling plant would like to advise their customers that they do not currently have a Soylent Green production facility. It would appear one customer is not aware of this fact
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(21)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Peggy Noonan has identified the sole factor that is dividing America today: "Obama keeps dropping his g's"
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(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tribe emerges from Brazilian jungle for first time ever. Hears about Kardashians, runs back into jungle
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(37)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
American Museum of Natural History now offering "Night at the Museum" adults-only sleepovers. Amy Adams not included
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(16)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Are "homosexuals merely commie pawns" in an effort to destroy America? We're just asking
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(136)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ten things to know about the invasive fire ants currently on the march through the American southeast. 1) Get out of their way. 2) See number one
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(119)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Governor Bob McDonnell: I had no idea, none, that my Rolex was a gift from Johnnie Williams. Prosecutors: Then why are you posing with it in this picture you texted to him? McDonnell: WHORE, WHORE, MY WIFE IS A WHORE
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(36)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
110% of Americans disapprove of Obama
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(98)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
To the left, an article about why "Fancy" is the 2014 song of the summer. To the right, a bunch of dudes in jorts and high tops explaining why no good music has been made since 1996
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(110)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
American couple calls police the day after they were overcharged for ice cream and water. If only there were a menu with the prices lis...oh wait, there was
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(44)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Calling Comcast for customer support? "The customer is calling in to tell you what's wrong, and you're looking for ways to sell them service"
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Networks looks to acquire half of BBC America. So, a channel called American Movie Classics that doesn't show any movie classics wants to buy a British channel that hardly airs any British shows... sounds like a perfect match
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
For all you Eric Snowden detractors out there, a new study shows that the Snowden leaks have helped Americans to greatly increase the security of their communications. Oh, did I say "Americans"? I meant terrorists
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(109)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Commercial airplane passengers could soon be issued parachutes along with their boarding passes. You know, just because
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(68)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Papa John's decides that what America was lacking is a pulled pork pizza. Let the pizza wars begin
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(38)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese farmer lynches Elmo doll, erects innovative scarecrow that will chase away all crows, all humans under 4
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(35)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Frontier CEO tells customers they're too dumb to understand why they don't need Google Fiber
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(116)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know who's not on American paper dollars? Women. Specifically, Kim Kardashian
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(123)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former head of NY Nothing To See Here, Move Along anti-corruption commission in line for sweet patronage job
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenneth Bae, the American citizen imprisoned in North Korea, says his country has forgotten about him and many days he feels like Kenneth The Half A Bae
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(88)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: workers upset after benevolent CEO pushed out of the job for his money-hungry cousin. News: workers stage a slowdown and encourage customers to boycott. Fark: it's working
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(57)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hand of God returns for Argentina, only this time striking and with incredible might. Argentina goes full teabagger and immediately blames America
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We've learned some more about the American suicide bomber. Dude was basically a whiny teenager from a gated community in Florida
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(134)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Democratic opponent uses internet meme against Mitch McConnell. Yes, that meme. *awkwardly smiles at the camera*
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(55)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
37 arrests in the last 30 days, 202 arrests since January, a man driving off with a officer hanging off his truck after shoplifting and another man dressed as a woman stealing 18 flat-screen TVs. Welcome to America's most dysfunctional Walmart
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(68)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The summer wouldn't be complete without another person having a barbecue grill brush wire surgically removed from their throat
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(27)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chad Channing, the original drummer for Nirvana, says he would be "up for a reunion." Apparently, he hasn't read an issue of Rolling Stone the last twenty years
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(43)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Ric Romero hands in the latest polling results on the political leanings of the LGBT community
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(53)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
From the party that brought you "death panels" and "legitimate rape" comes this summer's blockbuster hit, "the rape path"
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(170)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Social media strategy experts recommend that small business owners build loyalty by encouraging their customers, especially young females, to post naked or near-naked selfies. The ultimate sticky strategy?
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Google's street view has just about every street in the world caught on camera, but what about an entire police chase?
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(18)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch a cocoa farmer try chocolate for the first time
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(145)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Global warming is bad for Alaska's economy because it negatively impacts the state's unique landscape. Global warming is good for Alaska's economy because it extends the summer cruise ship season by two weeks
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 1999 Rep. Tony Schnell (R-OH) proposed a bill that caused the American people to rise up and protest and spurred Congress to pass laws against his proposal. Only problem was, neither Rep. Schnell nor his $0.05 tax on email ever actually existed
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(60)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To mark the start of World War I 100 years ago, here are the top 10 war poems ever written. Interestingly, none are in the form of a limerick
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(73)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Five of the dumbest and most persistent consumer conspiracy theories debunked, including why you don't need a hazmat team to clean up a broken compact fluorescent light bulb and proof there is no 300 mpg car
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(57)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Boss of Germany's biggest soccer club can't come to US for club's summer tour because of visa system crash
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(28)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Body of an apparent stowaway found in the wheel well of a U.S. Air Force C-130. Allows your crazy uncle to merge his Ebola-spreading and border-crossing rants into one doomsday scenario
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(28)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Only in 'Merica could an attempt to serve an eviction notice lead to an intense standoff with the SWAT team
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(91)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
From Charlie the Tuna to the Jolly Green Giant to Mr. Clean, they sure don't make commercial mascots like they used to back when drugs were cool. Who/what were your favorites?
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(23)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Professional mermaid, stand-in bridesmaid and pornography historian. Yep, you can really get paid for these jobs
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(23)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman now working night security, because of course he is and also Florida
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(360)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress shall pass no laws that Real Americans don't like
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(100)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Corporate America gets told that since everyone only watches first five seconds of YouTube preroll ads, they shouldn't simply rerun TV commercials. "It's like we're NASA and we're only using the Hubble Telescope to look at our neighbor's boobs"
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(109)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
IDW announces comics where Star Trek meet Planet of the Apes, Angry Birds meet the Transformers, and Ghostbusters meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, prove that comics are now little more than bad fanfiction written by 12-year-old boys
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
1/3 of all Americans who have credit cards have credit card debt that is currently in collections, need another credit card to pay that one off
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(210)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
FARK YOU (COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED) "You will continue to receive CAT FACTS text messages thanks to a douchebag who took a two-year old reddit prank and turned into a text message spammer app." SHUT THE HELL UP "Thanks for using CAT FACTS"
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(56)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Obama's "burgers-and-beer" outings with regular Americans are a tradition dating back to the Revolutionary War
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three out of four employees working in buildings without air conditioning have called in sick at least once this summer because they couldn't face another day working in a smelly, clothed sauna
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(81)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Consumers can now buy chocolate chip cookie-flavored water. And by 'consumers,' we mean 'Americans,' like that's a huge surprise
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(19)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
As it's summertime, what's your favorite driving song?
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(189)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American doctor infected with Ebola while in Africa. This is, terrifyingly enough, not a repeat
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(150)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Consumerist Wars II: The Wrath of Conn's
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(16)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"No Irish Drunks" sign removed from bar after protest. To be replaced with "No Fat Americans"
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(90)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you were planning a trip abroad, it might be wise to see where you, as an American, would be welcomed and not welcomed. Here's a handy little list
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(189)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences who use less than 10% of their brain make newcomers Lucy #1 at the box office with $44 million, Hercules #2 with $29 million. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes devolves to #3, and the Purge: Anarchy plummets to #4
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(85)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
We're being invaded by an army from Central America and Mexico, we've lost Iraq, Muslim terrorists are setting up a Caliphate, and the federal government draws a red line -- over bake sales at schools
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(232)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Thanks to all the botched executions in America recently, the concept of the firing squad has never been more popular
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(250)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
55 years ago America launched NS Savannah, Earth's first nuclear-powered ocean liner / merchant ship, with mission of persuading the world that atoms could be used for peace. It didn't work
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious, repeated bursts of radio waves from space are baffling astronomers. "Nothing has been ruled out at the moment - not even the kind of outrageous claims you'd expect to see in tabloid headlines"
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(50)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The upside to last winter's freezing polar vortex? Really, really good North American wine. "It's a much smaller crop of grapes this year, but they are of exceptional quality"
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How I spent my summer vacation
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(12)
 
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Why golf is dying in North America
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(120)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
The quick brown fox eats the hidden GoPro camera
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(23)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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(29)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WWE champion Daniel Bryan stops burglar at his home. The thief is expected to get 5 to 10 years in abeyance
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(70)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
America's favorite burger chain? Well it's not that one place, or that other place either
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(261)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In the continuing Market Basket saga, 6000 employees and customers show up to protest while the board issues a statement of "STFU and GBTW"
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(25)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Northern Virginia, on finally being named the North American hub of a major disease outbreak
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(50)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To oppose the brainwashing of students, Florida representative wants to brainwash students with mandatory showings of Dinesh D'Souza's "America"
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(153)
 
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Former SFSU accounting professor invites current and former students over to his house for a party; fails to account for blinking red light from camera hidden in a tissue box in bathroom
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(52)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
IRS Investigators now claim Lois Lerner's hard drive was merely scratched - you know, like your old Alanis Morrisette CD - and then shredded, like a piece of paper, apparently. Because hard drives work like that
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(253)
 
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 67% of voters say America is becoming more divided. The other 33% say the people have no idea of what they are talking about
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(14)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese newscaster, who previously admitted to not knowing what PowerPoint was, suggests that residents facing power outages during heatwave use electric fans to stay cool. This guy is like the anti-Romero or something
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the weird world of women's doubles tennis, if your partner is unable to continue you can play alone against the other team, but you can't return serves on your former partner's side of the court. Who knew?
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(11)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mayim Bialik will host the Candid Camera reboot, which will air on TV Land, the home for forgotten shows and actors
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(65)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This time-lapse video of objects being sanded down one millimeter at a time is mesmerizing
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(15)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man earns 400 million American Express Reward Points when he purchases a rare Ming Dynasty cup valued at $32 million
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wine dealer faces long prison sentence merely for proving that wine snobs can't tell cheap plonk from fine vintages when the labels are switched
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(85)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Merging late is better than merging as soon as it is safe. But we still hate you for it
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(184)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio intends to use the power of the state to deny equal rights and basic human dignity to Americans based on sexual orientation. And he'd appreciate it if you don't call him "intolerant"
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Michelle Obama using the National Science Foundation to deploy robots into Americans' homes to monitor the federal government's dietary and exercise mandates?
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(120)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
July is rapidly coming to a close and you need an excuse to celebrate the summer. So grab some salt and limes and celebrate National Tequila Day today
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(66)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Rick Perry's Emerging Technology Fund has done a wonderful job using Texas' tax dollars to stimulate job growth in other states
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(43)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
City of Boston rams through legislation ewe wouldn't believe, and gives kids a summer job eating poison ivy
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(23)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Native Americans are "unclean vermin...who don't qualify as people"-- says man who pooped his own pants and stopped showering to avoid draft
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(304)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ukranian MH17 looters go all Nigerian scammer on crash victims' credit cards
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(111)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick
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(76)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(170)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
911, what's your emergency? Yes, this is cat
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(47)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racing? In my Wednesday night? It's more likely than you think. It's the NCWTS Mudsummer Classic at Eldora Speedway (9:00 PM ET, FS1)
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(260)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British Government to ISPs: You will install pron filters for new customers unless they opt out. British People: WE OPT OUT
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(42)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Newly discovered planet is an ice giant. Thor seen reaching for his hammer
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(21)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The best breakfast sandwich in America is located in Washington, D.C. Finally, a reason to go there
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(153)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News argues that foreigners should not be helped by emergency workers. This should be great for the tourism industry
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(141)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that 22% of Americans feel the best way to fix Congress is to fire everyone. If there were only some way that people could do something to replace members of Congress every two years or so
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(147)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
"I'm a committed, lifelong gamer but my dirty secret is that I avoid any online entanglements. Playing GTA or Red Dead Redemption online is like hanging out with a bunch of testosterone-fueled children I'd never want to be around in real life"
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(174)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials: Look, we have no "direct link" between Russia and the Russian-built missile fired by Russian-backed rebels in a former Russian-ally, but we're working on it
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(62)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Picture your favorite object in the Universe: an asteroid, planet, star, white dwarf, neutron star or black hole. What happens if you merge it with itself? Here are ALL the answers
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(17)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man steals hammer from Walmart, uses it to steal 22 guns from Fred Meyer
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(65)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
None of the CEOs avoiding American taxes by off-shoring their headquarters want to talk to Congress for some reason
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(133)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Aversion to white flour leaves Americans with a loathe of bread
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(94)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Why the American tipping culture sucks and what can be done about it. Ohhh, look...a tipping thread
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(92)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
One week after being embarrassed by their phone rep, Comcast now pays lip service to better employee training. "Our customer service rep did what we trained him to do"
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(46)
 
(News Leader)
 
 
 
Attorneys for former VA Gov McDonnell have settled on trying to convince jurors that sure, there is overwhelming evidence against him, but the Gov is a man of such high moral character, it couldn't possibly be true. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists studying the garbage patch in the Pacific Ocean discover an island emerging from all the floating plastic complete with beaches, a rocky coastline, an underwater mountains, reefs, and a Club Med opening in 2016
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans totally hate this Congress, and this November they will teach it a lesson by not voting at all
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(65)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins pays $190 million settlement because a camera penis not part of standard gynecological exam
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(49)
 
(The Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian Senator tells breakfast radio interview she needs a rich man with a big package. Radio hosts promptly find her a toy boy live on air. Stay classy, Palmer United
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(38)
 
(Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Harley-Davidson's second-quarter profit comes in short as the company is being forced to admit that they have completely saturated the market of North American dentists with Harleys and they don't know who else might buy one
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(86)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Arab Spring in Libya has blossomed into Tribal Shiatstorm Summer
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(73)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
So, it looks like undocumented, unaccompanied children have been arriving in America since 1892. And you people still doubt that Obama has a time machine?
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(71)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
High cost of gas keeping Canadians from travelling this summer. On the positive side, what they're not spending on fuel, hotels and meals they're able to reinvest into beer
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(9)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Former Oregon governor Vic Atiyeh rides his carpet into the heavens
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(15)
 
(Irish Post)
 
 
 
Irish restaurant bans 'loud' Americans
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(192)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say "The Abyss" could be real, causing James Cameron to inflate like a puffer fish
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Former undocumented immigrant returns to Mexico and becomes the GODDAMN BATMANUEL, kicking drug lord ass with his vigilante army of the night
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(95)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Authority might abort Plan B. The only thing stopping LOLCena Wins Again is Amy Schumer? At least we'll be able to enjoy Rollins-Ambrose tonight. CM Punk could join us other unemployed and watch WWE's Battleground PPV (8PM EDT)
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(1295)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes remains #1 at the box office with $35 million while The Purge 2: Purgelectric Boogaloo is #2 with $30 million. Newcomers Planes: Fire & Rescue and Sex Tape take #3 and #4, barely making it past $15 million
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these practically primary street performers
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(16)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
The official Presidential petition to have "Weird Al" Yankovic as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer
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(84)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The biggest exporter of cars built in America is ... BMW?
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(15)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five bizarre comic-book fads, including the Marvel Mangaverse trend in which weeaboos got the opportunity to masturbate to saucer-eyed female Captain America and kaiju-sized Incredible Hulk
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(55)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
A homeowner tired of pranksters driving on to his lawn decides to lay a trap consisting of a board with nails hammered through it buried along the street and painted black to make it harder to see. And of course someone has a problem with this
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(144)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Nico Rosberg continue the German domination in international sports? Will Lewis Hamilton recover after crashing in qualifying? Can Williams stop Mercedes domination? This is your Formula 1 German Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am EDT on CNBC
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(138)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Primus drummer suffers heart attack. Primus sucks
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(54)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Google: our street view cameras are being used to track gas leaks. So we cool, right? Just don't ask us about any other tracking activities. *Smokebomb*
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(11)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
What's more insane than running the 135-mile Badwater ultramarathon, gaining more than 17,000 feet of elevation in blazing summer heat? Doing it four times back-to-back. For charity. At age 54
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It took GM 11 months to warn customers of their ignition switch problem. Wait, did I say 'months'? I meant years. 11 years
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(58)
 
(TWC News)
 
 
 
North Carolina cities can't make money off of traffic cameras, only schools can. So North Carolina schools are about to start operating red light cameras
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(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shortage of wool causes prices to rise 11 percent in one month. That's not just some yarn the sheep farmers are spinning
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(17)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
KY pastor wants the ID of teens who keep breaking into his church, making pizza and taunting the security cameras. In other news, well apparently there isn't a whole lot of other news in Dry Ridge, KY
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(36)
 
(The British Open)
 
 
 
It's Saturday at the Open Championship. Can Dustin Johnson overcome the rain and catch McIlRoy? It doesn't matter. Discuss how ESPN keeps the camera locked on Tiger who's only trailing by 14 strokes to enter the day
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, Ted Cruz AND Louie Gohmert will be in the same place on Saturday. Let's see what kind of audience/protest/time-space rift erupts
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(54)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
In a world where Kevin James is President, badass gamer Peter Dinklage sports an awesome mullet
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(30)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The president is calling for an investigation, McCain wants to rush arms to the Ukrainians; but Sen Mark Kirk has a truly American suggestion on how to respond to the downing of MH17: Sue the sh*t out of the Russians
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(152)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Small plane pilot makes emergency landing on a New York highway -- 8 days after making an emergency landing on the very same New York highway
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(43)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
What if every NHL player went home like Lebron? No American team would win the cup ever again
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(72)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Roko's Basilisk: the most dangerous hypothesis of all time, in which merely thinking about its horrifying premise may help bring it into existence. I have no mouth, and I must scream
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(310)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
10 cars that Americans don't want to buy, dealers continue to push
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a comprehensive list of hundreds of Bigfoot sightings in North America. Did I say Sightings? I meant Shootings
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(61)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush takes time on his show to discuss today's airline crash -- and how its all a ruse to distract America from the invading South American kids
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(177)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods already blaming cameras for his upcoming loss at the British Open
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(52)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's worse for your restaurant: a bad review by a local blogger, or making international news for suing your dissatisfied customers?
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
What's wrong with Congress when John McCain and Elizabeth Warren can't pass a bill that should be supported by the overwhelming majority of Americans?
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(111)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Do you hate the Time Warner/Comcast merger? Your white knight is here, and his name is... Rupert Murdoch
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(13)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
FOX Sports announces blatant eye candy hire for NFL and Golf coverage. No, this link is not an excuse to drive clicks by posting numerous photos of her. Nope. No way. Not at all
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(24)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Xbox One sales doubled from May to June after the debut of the kinect-less SKU. Both consumers are pleased with their purchase
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(96)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Pennsylvania capitol. Here we have the portrait of former House Speaker John Perzel, born January 7, 1950, elected January 2, 1979, incarcerated March 30, 2012
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(22)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American speed record train. How, you say? Jet engines naturally. When, you say? 1966
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(9)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
I'll see your female Thor and raise you with an attractive and successful Captain-American
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want a Breaking Bad sequel starring Val Kilmer and Slash?
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real flamer protests gay marriage inequality. Bring marshmallows
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Once-mighty former dictator Manuel Noriega reduced to suing Call of Duty from his jail cell
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
My baby wants a polymer resin duck-billed Edmontosaurus, my baby gets a polymer resin duck-billed Edmontosaurus
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which is America's favorite religion? You Atheists aren't going to like the answer
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Tiki culture in America had its day and then faded away. Why the long face?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Who do we blame for the immigration crisis? Ourselves, for making Central America a violent drug fueled post-apocalyptic setting
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oh, Hi America. Tommy Wiseau is unleashing his sitcom "The Neighbors" soon
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