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500 headlines found matching 'Mer'
Tue April 25, 2017
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Now-unclassified document reveals the NSA had been spying on American citizens with a blimp, saw what you did there, and there too. Well, at least that part of the government listens to the people
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Today is ANZAC day - so here's an American flag for you Kiwis, Aussies, and Poms honouring your heroes today
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US special forces end 6 year search for warlord Joseph Kony, who still remains at large. So be prepared for Kony 2017 reboot release this summer, with Kony 2023 and Kony 2030 also in the pipeline
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Note to Americans; you can't just walk around Canada with a loaded gun. Sorry
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Put aside the ACA debate, the majority of Americans really need health insurance literacy
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur eggs found intact. They've been put in an incubator and everyone's waiting to find out what kinds of dinosaurs will emerge. Here's hoping for a T-Rex baby
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman banished from community after attacking her former lover with a sword. This is not a repeat from 1465 England
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Mon April 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. barista champion says the secret to a great cup of coffee is a blend of timing and presentation. Plus the nerve to look the customer in the eye while charging $8
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices
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(MLB Blogs)
 
 
 
141 years ago this week, America's first modern sports league, the National League of Professional Base Ball Clubs, began playing games under regime of no drinking, no gambling, and no jumping from team to team for more money. Go Cubs go
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United beats you up. American hits you with strollers. Delta violates the Geneva Convention
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards
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(MSN)
 
 
 
About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
London bar serves a $23 whisky cocktail alongside a virtual reality headset. Which the customer can use to pretend they didn't just spend $23 for a shot of whisky
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
"The most dangerous person in America isn't a terrorist, it's the person who's president of the United States"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Science of scents with scent scientists can can canine flatus, capturing mercaptins while turning up their noses at judging fudging
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host interviews Nebraska farmer she's sure will agree with her claims the Keystone XL pipeline will make the U.S. energy independent. That's when he reminds her the oil it transfers isn't from the U.S.
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average millennial now makes less money than baby boomers were earning in 1975. Mostly because in the 1970s it didn't take a four year degree to get hired to flip burgers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
F8 of the Furious is #1 with $38 million,The Boss Baby #2 with $13 million. Newcomers disappointed; Unforgettable was forgotten at #7 with $4.7 million, Gifted unopened at #9 with $4 million, The Lost City of Z unfounded at #10 with $2 million
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
If you live in fear of an asteroid strike, here's some detail to help flesh out your nightmares, compliments of the killjoys at the American Geophysical Union. You're welcome
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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Sat April 22, 2017
(PV Magazine)
 
 
 
Texas, your former governor is a farking moron...but you already knew that
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Freddie Mercury biopic Bohemian Rhapsody is finally happening. Bryan Singer will direct and Rami Malek will star
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill head off to a world controlled by the descendants of Paulie's sexbot from Rocky IV who have poopmojis for faces in Doctor Who: Smile, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Class is on afterward, if you still care
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's wang is burning, and penicillin won't stop this one
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Romero Institute of Political Science wonders if Obama's first 100 days were better than Trump's
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
American Airlines gets itself some free publicity thanks to another idiot shooting vertical video. Can't wait to fly tomorrow
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Duke - a former feral rescued from the streets - now spends his days working at UCSF Medical Center as a therapy cat. Assigned to the intensive care unit, he raises his patients' spirits one purr at a time on Caturday
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber starts to work to win back former users who deleted their app by...graffitiing a wall
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump tells Dreamers to relax, he's not after them. Sure, there are stories about Dreamers being deported but that's probably fake news. Why would anyone Hispanic worry about my policies?
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Fri April 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin now providing daily reminder to Trump of America's current status as "Russia's biatch"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Just 2 games tonight & we can say bye to Boston's bears in the one. We said bye to the BJs last night & farewell to the Flamers earlier in Comcast's "Johnny Sex Cup" elimination action. Other game has 2 Leafs and 1 Cap. Pucks drop at 7 & 7:30pmET
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In a bid to protect America from girl comics, the border patrol detains Jem and the Holograms artist and denies her entry before Chicago's C2E2. Apparently, they didn't think that being a Jem and Holograms artist wasn punishment enough
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firefighter who fell to his death was renowned heavy metal drummer who was once offered a spot in Grammy nominated metal band, Hatebreed. He had been the drummer for Internal Bleeding, which was ironically how he died
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Latin America ad for breast cancer prevention is the weirdest thing you'll see today (probably not safe for work)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Under 30 years old? You may not recognize these vintage commercials. Oh, you 'member? Tell us about it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sharing 19.5% of Rosneft through shell companies has nada to do with Exxon seeking a waiver to operate in 'Crimea which formerly was separate from glorious Russia', nor other shady deals for oily comrades. Deal in darkness, light a danger, nyet?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
BMW profits up as Chinese consumers apparently still have a metric boatload of cash
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Former Mariner Ichiro Suzuki, 43, homers in what could be his last at bat at Safeco Field ... the same night they give away an Ichiro bobblehead
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New United Airlines commercial runs at Radio City - "At first, the 6,000-strong crowd at the 16th Tribeca Film Festival sat in stunned silence. Then the laughter began"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
FCC continues its all-out assault on anything that even smells like consumer protection
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Trump's deputy commerce secretary pick withdraws his name from consideration
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(Politico)
 
 
 
AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions III: "We Can't promise that Dreamers won't be deported" and since, grammatically, two negatives in a sentence cancel each other out, what he REALLY said was "We can promise Dreamers will be deported"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nebraskan farmers to make the strongest, most compelling case than we've ever heard against Keystone pipeline by pointing out how it may hurt some white people
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump to nominate former Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown as ambassador to Middle-Earth
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Australians have plenty of values. We just don't go round bragging about it like some dumb American Presidents do. Ya look stupid like a woggly billabong or some such
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'm over 50 and recently changed jobs from a traditional IT support role to an applications support role. Everyone on my team is a programmer except me. I'm I too old to learn programming?
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they have smoked pot at some time in their life. The other 48% are still finishing the survey
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hillary's former campaign inner circle are assembling a circular firing squad after campaign secrets got out
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
America's Milk Lobby says that immigration raids on dairy farms have the potential to send milk prices skyrocketing from $3.31 to $8 per gallon . In other news, we apparently have a Milk Lobby in the US
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poll says the majority of Americans view Kushner and Ivanka's White House roles as inappropriate as Trump's lust for Ivanka
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is something that may help you with your summer vacation plans, as these are the best beaches in every state. Yes, even Iowa, North Dakota, and Wyoming have a beach
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Derpbert explains that Trump is doing a great job, anti-Trump resistance has completely failed, Trump keeps on winning, and America WILL be Great Again
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Because gun laws aren't lax enough and the average American's life in danger from loose firearm regulations, the NRA now wants to push forth on National Reciprocity
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What United is to customer security and Uber is to gender and IP ethics, this company is to security practices. They had one job
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Wed April 19, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
USA Today: Poor, struggling young DREAMer who just wanted to go out on a date with his girlfriend is deported. Reality: 23-year-old apprehended by Border Patrol after illegally entering U.S. by climbing over border fence is deported
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Radioshack's Facebook page: "We closed. Fark all of you." And then on April 18, "Always hated all you prick customers anyway." At least they didn't call you and you know they could have
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
On news that the average amount drunk Americans spend buying useless crap online is $206 per incident, what's the most ridiculous thing you've bought while inebriated? Hookers and blow don't count, of course
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel say "Googubfloober mensamush"? Will he contend that America is better than North Korea because we never used nuclear weapons on people? Will we keep tuning in? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (noon start, +/- 20 mins)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a picture of former National Security Advisor Flynn having dinner with Vladimir Putin, Russian intelligence and business figures, and *dramatic sting*...Jill Stein
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Americans don't know basic financial terms other than "foreclosure," "bankruptcy" and "repossession
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
As Paige enters her parents' world, tensions with Matthew Beeman come to a head. The Kansas honeytraps take surprising turns & Stan faces the consequences of overplaying his hand at the FBI, dating a possible spy. 'The Americans,' 10PM EDT on F/X
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Coachella goers shake their butts in Boomerang form
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, DiMaggio's 56-game hit streak will probably never be broken. However, neither will the record of Hall of Famer Joe Sewell, who went an amazing 516 plate appearances without ever striking out
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Even the mighty oak can be chopped down as Jeffrey Lord learned while trying to defend Trump's tax dodging, getting put in his place by a former aide to Clinton
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to our Great Negotiator, Mexico is now looking to China for trade expansion in order to minimize its reliance on the US, a trend that had already made its way through the rest of Latin America, but which Mexico had resisted until now
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(Dorkly)
 
 
 
You'd think the Gamergate idiots would switch to softer panties since they keep getting them in a bunch every time a game with a female protagonist is released
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(AOL)
 
 
 
CDC report shows the number of Americans suffering severe mental disorders has increased. No word on the current number of Americans enjoying them
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hans Zimmer dropped a mad set at Coachella with Lebo M, Pharrell, and a full orchestra
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(National Review)
 
 
 
That Democrat who is supposed to win in Georgia today and send a powerful message to Trump that America will not tolerate this corruption? Yeah, he can't even vote for himself because he doesn't live in the district he's running in
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet the most generous tipper in America who tips workers 50%. "I'd rather put money in the hands of people on the low end of the scale than in some bureaucrat's hand who works for an organized charity"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans who say they use marijuana are parents, study finds
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has signed the 'Hire American' executive order in a step to make America truly great again. Will it work? Grab the popcorn and debate to your right
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Aging baby boomers aren't doing what economists predicted, have decided to stay in place and remodel their McMansions. Experts say boomers would sell, except that millennials don't want to buy that overpriced crap instead of starter home
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Console gamers love the PS4 because they get cozy warm, have their ventilation grates at the bottom, and tend to be in dark corners which makes them perfect nesting grounds. Excuse me, did I say "gamers"? I meant cockroaches
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Ex-USMNT coach Jurgen Klinsmann, well-known for his bashing of MLS for trying to keep top American players instead of letting them learn their craft in Europe, did not have his input appreciated by MLS, who wrote him off as a complaining bozo
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Democratic Party's best challenger to conservative lightning rod, Rep Steve King of Iowa, is a former psychic who called herself 'the Spirit Weaver'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some crazy reason that I can't quite get my finger on, undocumented workers in America are more reluctant to file their tax forms than they have been in the past
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just like most merchants, Millennials won't accept American Express
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Former FEC Chairwoman Calls for the elimination of the politics tab. Hey Ann, it's not that hard. A bottle of Pappy Van Winkle should do the trick
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Steve Ballmer has transmuted his raw enthusiasm for DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS into raw enthusiasm for CLIPPERS, CLIPPERS, CLIPPERS
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the old adage of not spending more than 30% of your salary on rent? Well, kiss another American dream goodbye
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump's Syrian strike comes as a welcome change in America's tone towards Middle East" writes man from alternate timeline
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's former NFL wide receiver Steve Smith wearing a kilt
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gamers are helping scientists discover exoplanets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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(Time)
 
 
 
Well, now Americans are making financial decisions based on Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember when killing Native Americans wasn't murder?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Americans owe $1 trillion in credit card debt
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Sun April 16, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kramer and Newman's cunning plan foiled
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Doctor returns after only 15 months off with a lesbian named Bill and a guy who looks like a thumb in Doctor Who: The Pilot, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization). Plus, the spin-off Class makes its American premiere immediately afterwards
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Founder of The American Conservative says he is having "second thoughts" about voting for Trump as his vote wasn't for Jared and Ivanka's policies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America's changing retail environment, including the increasing plague of zombie malls
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Consumer prices are dropping. Bad news: Consumer prices are dropping
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wednesday Trump: Export-Import Bank is bad for America. Thursday Trump: Export-Import Bank is good for America. Friday Trump: Let me nominate an Export-Import Bank hater to run the Export-Import Bank
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For GoT fans, new theories emerge about who really orchestrated the red wedding, and who actually controls the white walkers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
From polluters to exceptionally bad customer service, behold 5 companies even worse than United Airlines
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah Judge praises former Mormon Bishop as a Great Man while sentencing him for sexually abusing children
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the story of the rise and fall of America's first sports-only college, which is sort of kept alive today at most Division I schools
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Report on elite private school reveals extensive sexual abuse involving students and a dozen former staff. Luckily all this happened long ago and all those involved are no longer employed so everything is just fine, nothing to see here
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1865, "Our American Cousin" becomes the least favorite new play at Ford's Theater
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl sets up lemonade stand to raise money for baby sister who has rare childhood Alzheimer's, which only affects 500 kids
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The assassination of President Abraham Lincoln was 152 years ago on April 14. Was it the most prolific murder in American history? Anybody remember it from one of their past lives?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Data says 95% of all Americans bought something at Walmart last year, stopped at McDonald's on the way home
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After watching Trump cater to the far right for the past few months fewer Americans think that the GOP is too extreme. This is why we can't have anything nice
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(Variety)
 
 
 
In DRM Amerika, Roku TV listens to you, which is why this is in the Geek tab and not the Entertainment tab
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sick of being America's hat, Canada moves towards becoming America's bong
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Backup cameras will be required on vehicles in 2018 because people keep squishing unsupervised kids
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Protectionism might hurt global economy, reports Ric Romero
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins fan dives into the pool to get Giancarlo Stanton's second homer of the game. Apparently wet clothes are a small price to pay for a Giancarlo gopher ball
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Exiled Keebler Elf and current US Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, is using his job to purge America of people who don't look like him
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's not often that Target follows up on those customer service comment cards, unless of course you leave one about the sales associate whom you assaulted
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Can Jared Kushner, 36, rewrite America's trade agreements; solve Israel-Palestine conflict; write new Middle East strategy; end opioid epidemic; modernize every federal agency; and provide broadband internet to all America? Meh, let's give it a shot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wealthy business owners go from controlling America with a wink and a nod to controlling America waving their middle fingers at everyone
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel finally slips up and admits terrorists exist, thereby proving racism and xenophobia correct. Chexmops, liberillios
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
The story of semi-forgotten '80s Canadian sketch comedy "Bizarre," which introduced North American TV audiences to a klutzy daredevil named "Super Dave" Osborne (images possibly Not safe for work)
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Bill O'Reilly. Good Catholic?" A discussion of hypocrisy as it is practiced on America's favorite network for alternative news
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On the day he resigned, former unpaid intern, Paul Manafort, took out several millions of dollars in loans from Trump-backed businesses. Possibly as payment for his services
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Footage of doctor that was bloodied and dragged off United flight emerges at the start of the problem, showing good behavior on his part throughout. Everybody on that flight gets fully reimbursed now, cops disciplined... You're doing it wrong, buddy
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions is worried that not enough Americans are being locked up
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Deadpool 2 will feature the Merc with a Mouth teaming up with Thanos
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Turkish President Erdogan has a moustache. Naturally, all his ministers are growing them too. Up next: American senators getting bad combovers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish farmers brew beer from recycled festival guest urine, magically turning one yellow foamy liquid into another
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Transformers newest trailer is hopped up on SOOOOO many goofballs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump goes shopping and costs the American taxpayer thousands of dollars. It's like having the Kardashians in the White House, only way more racist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where bears do their business, what's at the center of the Solar System, and an always helpful Merriam Webster. These are YOUR headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-02 to Sat 2017-04-08
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hopefully Trump's future FAA head Chris Christie says "Everybody who flies, everybody who flies commercially knows that United is awful" calls on the administration to "review how the airlines are using overbooking, stop them from doing it,"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unfortunately not so rare Furry Convention trifecta complete with this confession of a formerly secret furry
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's time America goes back to the moon, if only to replace the six U.S. flags we planted there before we lose our sovereignty
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Think you could steal candy in Canada? Be prepared for the helicopters, thermal cameras, and K9 units. Bummer, eh?
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Bayonetta comes to PC nearly eight years after console gamers played it and moved on, once and for all proving the superiority of the glorious PC Gaming Master Race™
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia now accepts Snapchat job applications, aka Snaplications. "The irony isn't lost on me. The ephemeral quality of a Snapchat video is the perfect metaphor for the here-today-gone-tomorrow fast food worker"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US official: FBI obtained a FISA warrant on former Trump advisor Carter Page
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oleg and Ruslan are set to ambush their first suspect. The Kansas honey traps get sticky. Gabriel lies to the Jennings while Philip's shocking past is revealed. Come see if Martha can complete her shopping list on F/X's 'The Americans,' 10PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russian government is about to take over giant U.S.-based oil company CITGO, but this is all merely a coincidence comrade
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Latest Poll shows Chris Christie (R) now officially the most unpopular governor in America. We should celebrate that by suggesting to rename Fort Lee's George Washington Bridge into Chris Christie Bridge
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Say, just how badly do all them libby lib egg-head sycology poindexters misunderestimate the true genus of conservative thougt hmmm? Let's ask American Thinker
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette finds apology by her former manager for mismanagement not sufficient
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you've got the time, we've got 18 minutes of commercials from 1980...Miller beer. Also Datsuns get great gas milage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration STILL has hundreds of unfilled positions because of backbiting, inexperience, and sheer exhaustion from being overworked. But don't worry, these guys will do great in an emergency
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York spared from having an American psycho run for governor in 2018 as Trump Jr. wants to spend more time listening to Phil Collins-era Genesis
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 50 products that are still made in America, so yes it is possible to buy American
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Bill would allow consumer electronics companies to market hearing aids direct to consumers, in case you want to control grandma's hearing through your smartphone
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Subby couldn't think of a clever headline for this interview with Joel Hodgson and the new MST3K cast. So, err, ♫ Gamera is really neat. Gamera is filled with meat. We've been eating Gamera ♫
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here's a survival guide we can all use: How to survive a 4-hour flight next to a super-size former college basketball player in the middle seat
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
In an example of what customer service really means, Delta pays a family $11,000 to give up their seats
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Former baseball player Otis Nixon found safe. No word if it was at second base
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
American Pravda editors and columnists told to lay off Jared Kushner as he and President Bannon try to patch things up
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Mon April 10, 2017
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
After ending with a click and a note, a familiar face will ring a bell. Will Kim get sick of Jimmy's crap? Will we finally see Saul emerge? Will Jonathan Banks get an Emmy this year? This is YOUR "Better Call Saul" Season 3 Premiere, 10 ET, AMC
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK doctors baffled by a condition that causes a teenager to sleep 18 hours a day. Which Americans know as being a teenager
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mexican Church reveals Captain America was not the first but the second avenger. The first one was Jesus Christ. No word on if Pope Francis will join the Marvel Canon revision process
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Life as a professional zombie trainer: teaching actors to do 'the infected', 'the drunk', and 'the Romero'
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(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
"I see you're still working with polymers"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Richest Americans live ten years longer than the poorest. Upper class immediately says all those millions should make them better than everyone else by more than just a lousy decade
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Why are fewer Americans trying to lose weight? Subby searched for the answer but it was too much work. Hey, you gonna finish that doughnut?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
United Airlines debuts a bold new PR strategy that involves assaulting paying customers
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
This guy is simply implementing commonsense policies in the best interest of America and her citizens who elected him. So why is the American left responding with such unprecedented vitriol and bold, treasonous obstructionism?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former President Bill Clinton does lunch with former President George H.W. Bush, gives him socks ...whatever that means
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has decided that being a former Fox News commentator doesn't really qualify KT McFarland to have a seat on the National Security Council, so he's making her ambassador to Singapore instead
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
American teens have very specific requirements for their dream jobs. Unfortunately, employers have their own specific requirements, like hiring people who will work for minimum wage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, the man who broke America
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
America 2017: You can now rent a baby chick you can raise as a pet around Easter time but give back to the farm after it starts to get big and ugly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart executive warns that if Kushner pushes out Bannon, Bannon and Breitbart will launch open war on Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saturday begins with Hornets at Spurs at 7:30. At 10, it's Swans at Hammers, Hull at Citeh, Burnley at Boro. 12:30 match is Chelsea at Cherries. Sunday has 8:30 United at Sunderland, followed by Toffees and Foxes. This is your Weekend EPL Thread
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most Americans think there's a clog in the whole "draining the swamp" thingy going on in Washington
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Bay has a fanboy, and he's none other than Sir Anthony Hopkins, who played big role in fifth Transformers movie and calls Bay "the same ilk as Oliver Stone and Spielberg and Scorsese. Brilliance"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. sets up nannytastic new Vision Zero traffic-safety measure. How's it working out after a year? Let's just say farmer's markets are still no-go zones
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Cars that run on blood and flying sharks, SyFy announces summer premiere dates
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For the first time in 28 years, American Apparel starts making clothes outside the U.S
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks Japan to offer American Cherry Pie Frappuccino in cup with domed lid, just like in America. The difference: this dome is made of sweet, flaky, edible pie crust
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
O'Reilly's Thursday show played the same 7 commercials on repeat. For anyone under 25, a commercial was like those things that play before a YouTube video, except longer and unskippable
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Awesome: A new Bad Lip Reading video. Awesomer: Of "The Force Awakens". Awesomest: Featuring Mark Hamill as Han Solo
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Planning on going to the beach this summer? Here are the 25 best beaches in the United States
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you frequently go to farmer's markets? If so, here are five questions you should always ask the people that are selling their things there
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In a ranking of greatest rock bands ever, would an American one even make the top ten?
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Apparently never having seen Game of Thrones, the St. Louis Cardinals are hosting a GoT night. If you hear the pipe organ playing The Rains of Castamere, you may want to run
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart reporter joins Russian propaganda network: 'I'm on the Russian payroll now,' he says, forgetting that he was on the Russian payroll at Breitbart as well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to reporter: Democratic congressman told me I was going to go down as one of America's greatest Presidents. Congressman: No, you numskull, I said you could be a great President if you represented all Americans instead of being a divisive troll
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Proof emerging that Michael Moore was involved in Tupac killing
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(University of Utah)
 
 
 
Are you a big-time gamer? Want to go to college but are worried about the high price of admission? University of Utah now offers scholarships for competitive video gaming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I speak in 15 hour blocks, that's how I roll. #WINNING I have one fear: Trump #EPICWINNING "Are you bi-polar?" I'm bicameral. WIN here WIN there everywhere WIN WIN
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumers complain about all the extra space in potato chip bags, now want manufacturers to fill the void
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's top economic adviser tells Congress that the administration wants to force banks to split their consumer banking and investment banking operations into separate entities. Great idea, wonder why no one has ever thought of it before?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme and Ghirardelli have teamed up to offer customers the most decadent of heart attacks
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
While Trump runs out of the room every time a reporter asks him a question, Justin Trudeau walks into Parliament and takes on all comers for an entire Question Period. Bonus: He wants to make it mandatory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I see your Kirk Cameron's lonely Subway sandwich birthday & raise you Jennifer Aniston's empty pinata: "What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nunca pensé que los leopardos comerían MI cara
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
30 years ago, a toilet flushed and changed America forever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Romero News Network reports that Trump's economic strategy sounds more like an infomercial than a real plan
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
We must never let the American government use a terror attack to consolidate power. CTRL+F "Patriot Act"... 0 of 0. Huh, author must be, like, 16 years old?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer and his wife GO ON A BREAK
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The post-Brexit "global Britain" is emerging: a desperate, morally bankrupt country cuddling up to bloodthirsty tin-pot dictators in hopes of winning arms deals
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It soars on gossamer wings, lifted up in devotion to the altar of speed
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
U.S. average consumer spending in March was $100 a day. Which isn't bad until you consider the daily take home pay is about $59
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three things Trump hates more than anything else are being laughed at, taunted, and heartily mocked. Fortunately America has no shortage of comedians who're doing just that.Time for him and the GOP to rewrite the 1st Amendment
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Currently, 22 companies (and counting) have dropped their advertising from 'The O'Reilly Factor'. Soon the only commercials running will be for catheters, arthritis pain, and colostomy bags
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fewer Democrats are 'proud' to be American under Trump, while Republican pride stays the same. To be fair, we're mostly ashamed of them
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Police: Woman found wet and nearly naked, claiming to be a mermaid
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news: You'll soon be able to get a sports car version of an SUV from an American auto manufacturer, and it's gorgeous. Maybe not so good news: It's from Germany and will have a Buick badge on it
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(Time)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump: "I don't know the meaning of the word 'complicit.'" Merriam-Webster: "HOLD MY FLAGON OF ALE I GOT THIS"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans are responsible for only 3% of health care costs. The other half are the ones you see standing in front of you at Walmart
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Fox News host Jedediah Bila says she "was not given a pants option"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This is the worst corner kick I have ever seen in the English Premiere League, we are all worse athletes for having watched it, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump has no leverage with the Freedom Caucus, and they are letting him know it, taunting him mercilessly
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
We sure hope you like Transformers movies because FOURTEEN more are in development
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Perhaps they should have gotten their customers to pay more
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to America, now give me all your social media accounts and passwords
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
BLM: Pay no attention to this mysterious hole in the middle of the Arizona desert that was built in the 1950s and nobody knows what it was for. You go on your merry way and we'll take care of back-filling it
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Tue April 04, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on 'The Americans,' Phillip gets a new beard (not a euphemism). Mischa crashes the Jennings' party. Stan's new girlfriend comes under suspicion and Henry actually gets some real screen time. 10PM EDT on FX
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump keeps making stuff up hoping Americans won't notice that that he's a traitor working for the Russians, a Manchurian Candidate, if you will. I guess now he's the Manchurian Elected Puppet
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis man who was a former pastor, martial arts instructor and current owner of Dojo Pizza, has been charged with possession of child porn, faces 20 years in prison and some really intensive sessions with a career counselor
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Late night infomercial giant Ronco (Veg-O-Matic, Beef Jerky Machine, Rotisserie, etc...) files for IPO. But wait, there's more
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(City Journal)
 
 
 
American manufacturing is farked, but not for the reasons the politics tab says it is
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Verizon to rename merged AOL and Yahoo brands as "Oath." As if their users weren't already swearing
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And here is your Fark-ready headline for today: Camera-equipped sex toy manufacturer ignores multiple warnings about horrible, gaping security vulnerability (probably not safe for work)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fails the "Tex-Ass Challenge." Death-by-weird-food-challenge trifecta is now in play, in what may be the most American trifecta in history
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signed that bullshiat law allowing ISPs to sell your browsing history, coming as a surprise to the three of four people left who thought maybe he gave a damn about average Americans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is possibly the hardest sports event in America, runner misses finishing the 100+ mile Barkley Marathon by six seconds
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Alarming photographs of a pure white nut-muncher have emerged from Hastings UK
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans over 60 are drinking more. Mostly as a way to cope with knowing they have another 20 years to work before thinking of retiring
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some of Donald Trump's former campaign hands are rushing to sign lucrative deals with foreign clients, shrugging off their own pledges to avoid foreign lobbying and the president's vow to "drain the swamp."-Obvious tag explodes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
George Takei is creating a comic book about his time in a Japanese-American internment camp during World War II
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have Chinese food stuck to his teeth? Will there be a surprise announcement to throw the media off Russiagate? Will April Ryan piss him off again for merely existing? THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2:30 start time)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
High-ranking North Korean Defector: Kim Jong Un is desperate and absolutely would use nuclear weapons at the first sign of an American tank. Sleep tight
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers have confirmed that Fast Radio Bursts have an extraterrestrial origin. Carrier wave Godwin from Vega not yet detected
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The American Pastors Network says the "religious left and progressives" cannot be true Christians
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Oh I'm sorry, I can't find a burglar in the shower, go to my other house, grab a gun, return, and shoot the burglar dead? I thought this was America
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Prehistoric shrimp emerge from Australian desert after heavy rain. Time to fire up the barbie
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Good news, America: We aren't heading for fascism. We're heading towards political anarchy
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Hot dogs, grandfather clocks, and segments are what you'll hear Larry, Daryl, and Darrell go gaga over as the NASCAR Little Monsters Cup Series hits Martinsville for the STP 500, 1:30 PM ET on FS1 (because Fox has some important infomercials to air)
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
4 million kids born in America, yet nine years ago, less than 100 were girls
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you already marked your calendar to watch the American Idol reboot in 2018, you can now make other plans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Break is over; Bring on the Merseyside Derby at 7:30 am ET. Then, the London Derby at 10. Maybe the South Coast Derby at 12:30? Swans and Boro on Sunday at 8:30 followed by Gunners and Citeh at 11. This is your weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Sat April 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Ellen Pompeo says she'll end "Grey's Anatomy" when she's damn good and ready and not one moment earlier. Meanwhile, the rest of America is surprised to learn "Grey's Anatomy" is still on the air. Who knew?
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Sam Altman's Y Combinator offers $1B to merge Hacker News with http:///..org, as soon as they can disrupt both DNS and HTTP badly enough to make the domain resolve
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
3,700 out of 6,000 former Trump University students have applied for refunds. The rest either graduated, decided not to make a claim or are too embarrassed to let anyone know they attended
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers think newly discovered tunnels in South America were dug out by giant sloths. Talk about a slow news day
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Oh look at him posing for the camera. What a cute lil' prince of Wales. Oh, and the animals are cute too
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Those Ferris Bueller Domino's pizza commercials have a dark and sad side to them
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(Which?)
 
 
 
The British version of Consumer Reports tests the battery life of laptops to see which live up to their advertising claims. Can you guess whose gormless boffins know bugger all about their jobs, the bloody tossers?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
West beats the East in the McDonald's All-America high school game. Unfortunately half the players will have a career in the NBA, the other half a career at McDonald's
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best collection of G1 Transformers performing a song from the 1986 soundtrack you'll see all day
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Corporate America not down with Trump's plan to kill the planet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama's Governor is facing impeachment over using state funds to pay for his extramarital affair. His lawyer says that's outrageous because this was a mere ethics violation and you don't impeach people for that
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The 10 lamest Americana acts to the left, your well considered and erudite musical criticism to the right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well if it's any bitter consolation to you, Trump's gutting of EPA's attempts to limit and fight climate change probably mean that his beloved Mar-a-Lago will go from "The Southern White House" to "America's Venice" pretty quickly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Skins President Bruce Allen went full Regina George on former GM Scot McCloughan: "Nobody likes you in this building. Nobody wants you here"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Fed official says the U.S. economy is finally back to normal. Once again, Americans are up to their eyeballs in debt, buying things they can't afford and trying to pay it all off with a minimum wage job
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
America's longest average commute is 109.2 minutes, and surprisingly NOT in California
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares a state of emergency as Atlanta traffic becomes slightly worse
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: FBI arrest man. News: FBI arrests programmer who made a tool used in hacking. Fark: A programmer who actively fought against the hackers using his tool illicitly
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New York City mayor Fiorello La Guardia - Tammany Hall buster, commercial aviation advocate, comics fan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin says he may retire his Donald Trump impersonation, fearing America has elected its "first satire-resistant president"
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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Thu March 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Post says, stop writing mean stuff about Trump. Really, Obama is bad and that's really what is bad about America. Obama bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, dammit
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The customer is always right, except when they try to buy stuff with a mound of pennies. Or when they wave guns around and threaten to kill you for not accepting them, that's not right either but it's certainly Florida
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bank regulator fails Wells Fargo on a scorecard for community lending. Although it was offset by an A+ for swindling customers with fake bank accounts
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The new American government is placing its emphasis on isolation, import barriers and the one-sided assertion of its own interests. If this strategy was right, then North Korea would be an economically powerful land of plenty"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP calls potential Gorsuch filibuster by Democrats "unprecedented". Merrick Garland unavailable for comment
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Having solved all of our Russian woes, the Justice Department goes after America's greatest scourge: Illegal eel trafficking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cameron admits he never liked the EU. But this is the Daily Mail so now it's doubtful David Cameron even exists
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Ken Burns to produce definitive documentary on Muhammad Ali for PBS, looks for new baby-boomer pop song to underscore the slow pans over Ali photos, inquires on availability of Morgan Freeman
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Say what you will about speed cameras, at least people drive slower now, right?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Consumer confidence rises to its highest level in 17 years, as Americans feel that if Trump is still a billionaire then their ship must be ready to come in any day
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
In a remarkable paean to diversity, the Library of Congress has added "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," Ziggy Stardust, "American Pie," and "Straight Outta Compton" to the National Recording Registry
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC (commercial break) will (tragic backstory of athlete) broadcast (plug for NBC shows) the (history of host country) Olympics (talking over opening ceremonies) live (you already know what happened) next (edited, tape delayed events) year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Local crazy person John McAfee wants Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie where he snorts a ton of bath salts, drinks liquid cocaine, masturbates, and yells at the camera for two hours
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former writer for Breitbart reveals the company--and Bannon--violated laws by cutting deals with their landlord, a wealthy Egyptian. The conflict of interest continues
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Palmer Report files the first "fake news" lawsuit. The courts will now decide if you can label another company's product as fraudulent without the facts to back up your claim
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The infallible American consumer is super confident in Trump's economy and spending their money accordingly
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ford recalling more than 570,000 vehicles in North America and Europe to fix separate problems that can cause engine fires and doors to fly open unexpectedly. Found On Road Dead indeed
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Florida's Weeki Wachee mermaids have been performing for travelers since 1947, and entertained everyone from Elvis to Don Knotts during the 1960s heyday. Six decades later, they are still going strong." This was just an excuse to say WEEKI WATCHEE
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Former Sex Pistols' singer Johnny Rotten says he backs both Brexit and Donald Trump. Mostly because it has given him his first new material for lyrics since 1977
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Got $85,000 burning a hole in your pocket? How about a 1911 pistol made by Jesse James of American Choppers fame out of material stolen from the Statue of Liberty
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
19 questions I'd like to ask the Little Mermaid
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former county employee accused of stealing $27,000 from 360 strippers, one at a time
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Does Stan ruin his FBI career protecting Oleg? Hello, Misha. Why is Paige spying on Pastor Tim? 'What's the matter with Kansas?' Bring your bug spray and watch 'The Americans,' tonight at 10PM EDT on FX
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This money we're spending on after school programs for 1.6 million American kids would be much better spent on missiles and stuff to blow up the Middle East," says guy who campaigned on helping American families
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Mayor urges town residents, businesses to raise 1000 American flags to honor veterans, instead of doing something hard like volunteer at VA hospitals, contribute to vets' charities, pay taxes without whining
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(IGN)
 
 
 
This summer, RiffTrax and The Five Doctors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Draconian anti-marijuana policies are driving Americans who fail drug tests out of work. Factory owners discover the drug-free lifestyle of Muslim immigrants and hire them even if they don't speak English. Jeff Sessions unavailable for comment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a letter from the Justice Department trying to use the presidential communication privilege to block former Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee about Trump-Russia ties
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're a waitress and a customer orders a child's portion it's probably best not to write 'weird freak' on the receipt
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fire at former biker clubhouse breaks out. Man in skull faced t-shirt seen on roof of neighboring property
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Former "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers" director and stunt coordinator Jeff Pruitt has uploaded over two hours of behind-the-scenes footage to You Tube
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I can't stress this enough: if you're going to be a drug dealer, have security cameras at home
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Turns out the Virgin Mary has a lot in common with the female American cockroach
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that fan theory that "Frozen," "Tangled," and "The Little Mermaid" are connected through the deaths of Elsa and Anna's parents? Here's Mandy Moore's horrified reaction to it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Is Sarah Paulson's character from American Horror Story: Coven coming back for season seven's political arc?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Two surfers address a California city council meeting pitching an idea for a Paul Walker statue to be erected because we live in "gnarly" times and "2017 has been a bummer so far"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Americans descend on D.C. to call for an investigation into Pizzagate. Everyone knows Chicago pizza isn't real pizza
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(AOL)
 
 
 
'Religious Left' emerging as a political force in the Trump era, raising the hopeful image of a weed-smoking Jesus in dreadlocks throwing the money changers out of the temple
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer has become 'that guy' who won't quit tweeting about his crush, even though she's married and Cate Blanchett
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He is fine taking eyeglasses from children so he can pass a bill," an angry Joy Reid says of Paul Ryan and his ironic Ayn Rand philosophy. When will Republicans learn Rand was a welfare queen with terrible ideologies that would destroy America?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former speechwriter for Obama calls CNN a "Bullshiat factory," accuses them of putting on any Trump surrogate they can get no matter how ignorant
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Only 18% of Americans are confident they have enough money to retire. The other 82% are only making minimum wage and don't have a prayer of ever calling it quits
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Steele, the former MI6 agent who may have the pee pee tape, will reportedly testify against Trump
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute finds stressed workers seek relief with drugs and alcohol
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity asked Ted Koppel, "You think I'm bad for America?" The answer will not surprise you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What would happen if ISIS members learned their preferred text of the Koran was actually translated by American women?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give Angela Merkel a bill for £300 billion in NATO protection, plus interest. SO TIRED OF WINNING, GUYS
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Just because, here's the video for Fluffy's "Guitars, Guns, and Girls," probably the only Christian Rock video where a pregnant woman dances around in a bikini while pointing a weapon at the camera
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You know what America hasn't had in awhile? A mass shooting at a night club. Cincinnati: Challenge accepted
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton is on the pole flanked by Vettel with new Mercedes team driver Bottas third. Will Mercedes continue Formula 1 dominance or will Ferrari or Red Bull be competitive? This is the Formula 1 Australian Grand Prix at 1am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Invicta FC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Invicta 22 with a rematch of the bizarre title fight between Tonya Evinger and Yana Kunitskaya. Also current atomweight champ Ayaka Hamasaki vs former stawweight champ Livia Souza. Fight start at 8 PM ET on UFC Fight Pass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
17,000 striking AT&T workers head back to work. Mostly because customers saw no change in service
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm proposing enslaving old ladies at nursing homes to knit microwave cozies to protect against the NSA cameras. In the meantime, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has come out of retirement under a fake name to let us all know that Harrison Ford was distracted when he flew over plane
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Fri March 24, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
America to lose its Virginity by 2019
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matt Barnes of the Golden State Warriors wants to kill his former team the Kings, take over the throne as well
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The dreaded Baby Boomers have teamed up with the Silent Generation and are laying a vicious beatdown on GenX, but wait... Bah Gawd King, that's The Millennials' music, what are THEY doing here?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Don T. Care falls, Nunes calls, Schumer wants to talk. It's the Friday night news dump with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America needs to figure out its water regulation; otherwise, we're going to wind up with Brawndo watering our crops
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Concerning giant robot lions, an interview with "Voltron Legendary Defender" creators Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Amy Schumer has dropped out of the upcoming live action Barbie movie, which means it might be safe to see it now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yesterday's ACA vote was delayed after threats. Will Trump's cunning stunt pay off, or will he be handed a bipartisan defeat? It's do-or-die for American Health Care as the House votes on Trumpscare. Vote Cancelled
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
With a human organ shortage in the world, we ask ourselves "Is it time to treat a human-pig chimera as a person?" Manbearpig wants to be part of this as well
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