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500 headlines found matching 'Mer'
Tue July 26, 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thorbjörn Fälldin, former Prime Minister of Sweden, dies at the age of 90. He'll be remembered fondly as a formidable leader in the post-war era, and as the namesake for a tasteful birch-wood dining room ensemble
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Every politician knew that you can't push inequality in America up and up and up without at some point suffering a crumbling of the social order, a backlash against the legitimacy of all authority, and a widespread sense of Fark-This-Shiat"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump won't release tax returns because it shows his Russian connections, his bromance with Putin. Is America really going to elect a secret Russian spy as President?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A black bear covers The Proclaimers song with a slight change: "I'm Gonna Be"(400 miles)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC invites expert to Philadelphia to talk about Hillary Clinton's foreign policy politics. And by "expert" they mean former contestant of Donald Trump's television show 'The Apprentice' Omarosa Manigault
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Building a wall 1,000 miles long and 40 feet high would require $711m worth of concrete, a small price to pay to Make America Great Again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NatWest and RBS decide having customers is a bad idea
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Racist waitress Snapchats about having to serve "N*****s." Customer responds with full-on grace and beauty. Manager responds with pink slip
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers really REALLY love their Cronuts. "One customer did duck out of the line - briefly - to inform the bakery of "the dead guy" spotted on a wooden sidewalk bench some 40 feet from the store"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The 4 winners and 2 losers after day 1 of the DNC. Wooooo, American Exceptionalism. *tactical fist bump*
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Proof that Democrats hate America...the DNC has zero American flags. Thanks Obama
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Mon July 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
FINA saves lives of seven Russian swimmers
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays new commercials are based on the hit musical "Hamilton." Apparently they got the idea from how Korean restaurants were able to tie in to the success of the Broadway run of "Cats"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shark Mitigation Systems (ASX:SM8), the world's only listed shark mitigation stock, makes key hire to further commercialise shark-invisibility wetsuit
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader, J.D. Power & Associates marvel that Americans are still buying high-priced new vehicles despite rash of scandals and well-publicized recalls. "After a certain point in time people become numb to them"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Visit this picturesque Austrian town complete with bone house which contains the bones of thousands which they put there when the cemetery ran out of room. But, don't worry, the names of most of the skulls' former owners were written on each skull
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most companies build and maintain relationships with key suppliers to keep their customer base. Then, there's Dish Network
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest shocking bombshell to emerge as a consortium of journalists pore over the leaked "Panama Papers" is that there seems to be a whole lot of corruption in the oil and gas industry, particularly in Africa
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will the Democrats stand united? Will Michelle Obama plagiarize her speech from Melania Trump who plagiarized it from Michelle? Will Bernie shine one last time? THIS is your DNC Thread, Day 1 "Keep calm, America" edition (Coverage starts at 3pm)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next on Behind the Transformers: Megatron gives up his war with Optimus and follows his dream of being a waitress, until racist comments get him fired
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Serial-killer worshipping gamer who may or may not have wanted to visit Blizzard Entertainment with an AK-47 may or may not get five years in the can
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yahoo suffers the final indignity as the company--once valued at $125 billion--is sold for $4.8 billion to Verizon, who plans to merge it with AOL
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German and French leaders after 9/11:"We declare our full support to the U.S. Today we are all Americans." GOP presidential candidate after terror attacks in France and Germany: "It's their own fault and we should not let them into our country anymore"
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are summer "camps" the best way of helping disadvantaged students catch up? And "why" are there these quotes? Are "these" "educational" "camps" or maybe "re-educational" "camps"? They're in "Siberia" aren't they
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wall of cameras
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Who says you can't rise through a company anymore? Meet the former pizza delivery guy worth an absolute fortune
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is putting the hammer down on those lazy nuns
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he guesses he wouldn't vote for former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke ... but it depends on who his opponent would be, so at this point Trump can't commit either way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Argentinean president Cristina Fernandez denies corruption allegations against her and says one of her top aides trying to hide millions of dollars in gold and jewels at a convent is a routine thing that happens in all governments
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since today is apparently trailer day on Fark, here's a first look at BBC America's upcoming "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" with extra-Frodo goodness
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post:"In an ordinary election year, we would acknowledge the Republican nominee and move on to the DNC. But we cannot salute the Republican nominee or pretend that we might endorse him. A Trump presidency would be dangerous for America"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
The first U.S. retailer to deliver merchandise by drone is...7Eleven?
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California has three season: Summer, Rain, Fire. Guess which one this is?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If Trump is elected president, Americans will suddenly get hit with the gold bug
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some Republicans think Trump may actually make the GOP more inclusive. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Did you think that because it's the peak of summer that you were safe from pumpkin spice mania? No, of course not"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Do we have America's first Pokemon Go winner? A Brooklyn man claims he has caught all 142 of them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The 2016 RNC was the worst convention in American history
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boys excluded from school for wearing shorts on the hottest day of the summer return the next day in official skirts
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radio host says that because Donald Trump allowed Sajid Tarar of American Muslims for Trump to deliver a closing prayer on the second day of the convention, Trump let a "Demon-God" into the GOP
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
GOP then: "It's morning in America..." GOP now: "Hello darkness, my old friend"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Do you miss not having a basketball highlight since the NBA season ended? Highly recruited high school teen solves your mid-summer basketball withdrawal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton on Donald Trump's acceptance speech: "He painted a dark, dangerous picture of America. One that doesn't need to exist"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump just finished an acceptance speech that was by far the worst in modern American presidential campaign history"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When a 95-year-old former soldier died with no living relatives to attend his funeral, a care home worker decided something had to happen next
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Belfast, Maine adds permanent pickleball court. What's pickleball you ask? "It's the fastest growing sport in America"
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Thu July 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan fans have been setting a lot of money on fire this summer
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Former colleague details their day out with Milo Yiannopoulos after his banning from Twitter. Come for the casual sexism, stay for the most fabulous neo-nazi rally you'll ever read about
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
American Muslims at the RNC laugh to keep from crying/screaming/hiding under a pillow fort for the next four months
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Meredith McIver, whose FB page went up two days ago, might be Trump's Katrina, but is more likely his Madea
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
At 93, decorated WWII vet, former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has finally slipped into senile dementia
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why nobody is helping America's displaced workers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For today's nightmare fuel, we have an artist's rendering of the human body if it evolved to survive car crashes. Warning: the nipples are belligerent and numerous
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
Is PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel speaking tonight at the RNC because he sees Trump as the best hope in his master plan to weaken the fundamentals of American democracy?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Memo to Republicans: Only 20 percent of voters are "real Americans"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon customers will soon have goods delivered within a half-hour of ordering them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The next summer Olympic sport could be jousting
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Turkey declares three-month state of emergency "to eliminate the threat of democracy". Correction: threat AGAINST democracy. Easy mistake to make
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seattle grunge supergroup Temple of the Dog reunites, will play shows across North America this November in first ever tour. They don't mind stealin' your bread
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Census data reveals America's weird marriage habits. Married people are the weird ones. And you'd be surprised how many Americans get married at 15
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Israeli Whisky Coming to America. Plans to pose as a poor foreign student, work at a local fast food restaurant, and find a commoner who is the girl of its dreams
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston has been working hard with Michael Jordan's former trainer to become... slightly less fat?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CEO of the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce makes appearance at the RNC -- to endorse Hillary Clinton. MÁXIMO CURRICÀN
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR goes back to where it belongs when the Truck Series heads to Smoke's Eldora Speedway to play in the dirt. So piss off MLB, it's the Mudsummer Classic, Heat races begin at 7 PM, with the main event at 9 PM ET all on FS1
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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Dad keeps promise to son to take him to every Major League stadium in America, even though the little guy died of a brain aneurism last year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seagate releases new Consumer level 10 Tb hard drive, so when it inevitably fails without warning and crashes before the 6 month warranty is up you can lose more data in one shot than ever before
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
RNC attendees love America so much, they've incorporated the flag in their hugs
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Josh Harrison hits a walk-off Little League homer, then does an interview with ice cubes on his head. Both, very impressive
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"You can't film us harassing gays." So sayest A. Westboro Baptist Church; B. The American Family Association; or C. The Daily Show
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(MSN)
 
 
 
America's '$13 trillion gorilla' is about to get even bigger, and it can sit wherever it wants
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there was a random guy named Chris Cox yelling about guns during tonight's RNC that was supposed to be themed "Make America Work Again," it's possible they invited the wrong person named Chris Cox
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks Americans are a bunch of thieves as he praises Melania Trump's plagiarized speech. "It's a sign that we share the same values"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Guess who's #1 on Boston's dead-of-summer NFL Power Rankings?
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Mercedes looked at all the trouble Tesla was having with autonomous driving and thought "let's do all that... but with a bus"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"You raaaaaaaaang?" Former Fox News talking headcase Lurch Coulter says "every woman who has ever worked for Fox News" has dirt on Roger Ailes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
RNC: We do not condone any of the sexist anti-Hillary merchandise people are selling around the convention. Everyone: That's great. So, when will you make them stop? RNC: Well let's not get crazy here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Many at Fox News have anonymously criticized Megyn Kelly for not joining the women publicly coming to boss Roger Ailes' defense when former anchor Gretchen Carlson accused him of sexual harassment. Turns there's a good reason for that
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the middle of summer, so retailers promptly roll out their Halloween merchandise. Next up: Christmas specials in August
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestlers are suing the organization because their neurological injuries are real to them, dammit
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
It is somewhere between winning the D-League and the NAIA Championship, but the "Summer" Bulls just won the Summer League on a spin-move last second shot
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
105.1 is both a popular FM radio frequency, and the speed of Aroldis Chapman's latest ridiculous pitch. The summer warms up and so does Chapman's velocity
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Antonio Sabato Jr., former soap opera actor, reality dating star, and dancing with stars, was an RNC "keynote" speaker, and he used the platform to say that America has had a "Muslim president for the last seven and a half years"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge cop-killer "was not a Muslim and he hated Christianity," but he was a hell of a gamer. "He would make a fool of people. He'll run around and kill four or five different people and he was just ultra farking smart"
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Former Donald Trump "Apprentice" contestant's decidedly racist "Neenja" song promoting her line of Murphy Beds(?) has listeners wondering why she wasn't booked for the RNC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Bear and Carolina Panther cornerback Charles Tillman peanut-punches his time card for the last time in a video
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Mon July 18, 2016
(The Zoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop this tasty summertime treat
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Melania Trump to speak at RNC's 'Make America Safe Again' night, presumably to warn about the danger of foreign gold diggers sneaking into the country to marry rich but stupid Americans
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Winter is coming......In the summer of 2017
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Murderer's Row of top American historians (McCullough, Burns, Caro, Leuchtenburg, Chernow, Wilentz, et al) start Facebook page to take down Donald Trump, explain why he is so historically dangerous to the Presidency
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
For those born well after Happy Days: a primer on who Scott Baio is, when Peak Baio was, and why it's important he's speaking for Trump
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Since Buffalo Bills' running backs want to eat, drink and do too many drugs, their only hope may come from a former Heisman Trophy winner from USC. There's a five-part documentary already in the works
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Here's a handy map of all of the police surveillance cameras in the Twin Cities. Just in case you need that for ... reasons
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Full automatic weapons are still illegal, guys, even in America
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC warns of the dangers of traveling to the Dominican Republic for plastic surgery, after numerous reports of women going in for facelift and a nose job and coming out looking like Manny Ramirez
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Marion Campbell, former Philadelphia Eagle player and coach, has now joined the 2016 club
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, the "law and order candidate," is wrong; violence in America is not "spiraling out of control." Things have always been like this
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(Loop North News)
 
 
 
It survived storms, icebergs, and the unforgiving North Atlantic, but a recreated Viking ship may have finally met its match: American unions
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
The five worst customer service companies. Yep, they made the list. Yep, they made the list, too
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
There are many emergency uses for a fire extinguisher. Trying to put out the Olympic flame is not one of them
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(Time)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters get their own Jeopardy category. Times like these we're glad to be living in America
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Most people foresee America becoming a cashless society after President Trump's done with it
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Despite numerous resident complaints, Vancouver says they cannot remove graffiti-strewn derelict Geo Metro from the street because it's properly insured, thus towing it would be illegal and also impolite
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's hit piece "Hillary's America" gets slammed by known left-wing rag New York Post. "Cheesier than a Kraft Singles truck but half as subtle"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
American Gods just cast Dane Cook. And the show sounded so promising
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Megadeth announces hiring of new drummer. In other news, Megadeth is still apparently a thing. Who knew?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Come one, come all to the first Fark Book Fair. See some great books from some great Farkers. Restock your summer reading list. Enjoy
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
People shocked to learn that a budget airline run by the former CEO of ValuJet might be cutting corners on maintenance and may not be the safest airline out there
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
FBI finally catches San Diego's "Hipster Bandit" after his year-long spree of bank robberies. Ironically, he wasn't a hipster at all, but a former Army sniper who served in Iraq and Afghanistan
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
How Obama divides America. Thanks Obama
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"News flash: you can't carry guns onto airplanes. And yet last year, Americans packed more firearms in their carry-ons than ever before, the Transportation Safety Administration says, most of which were loaded"
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Map geeks rejoice: To celebrate the centennial of America's national parks, Harvard has mined its cartography collection to find some of the most gorgeous maps you've ever seen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Von Miller talks about his off-season life as a chicken farmer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The new movie Equals is about as exciting as a room full of computer programmers
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What the 68th annual Emmy Nominations got right [Some much needed love for The Americans, Veep, Master of None] and got wrong [Homeland deserves no nominations; Modern Family was snubbed in actor categories]
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Newt suggests testing all US Muslims and deporting the ones who support Sharia Law. Ignores whether that's legal, how you would know if they're lying, and where you would deport Muslim-Americans who were born here
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Anyone who supports Donald Trump is a traitor to the American idea"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
As the winds of the political climate in America blow, FiveThirtyEight is there to analyze what hip-hop artists think
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin implements approach originally used by former opponent Drew Curtis, although not for the same reasons
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(The Local)
 
 
 
American parents worry if Denmark is dangerous. To be fair, we have heard from high authority that something is rotten over there
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC is a disgusting hellscape in the summer....and the rest of the year
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go to turn every McDonalds in a yet to be named Asian country into a gym or pokestop, Americans excited to find out McDonalds qualifies as a gym
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Milk farmers want young people to drink some milk now and then: "We're going to start looking at the younger generation, the males. Milk is local, orange juice, that's not local, Gatorade, I mean how is that made?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The terrifying biography of the deadliest weapon known to mankind, the "American Rifle"-15
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Take my country club money, Mercedes just made the coolest golf cart of all time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Attention, Millennials: Most of you weren't paying attention or even born in the 90s when Newt came to prominence in the political arena, so here is a primer that includes his bizarre beliefs and his decision to cheat on his wife with a bird woman
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's take a break from American politics for a moment and look at the political showdown from across the pond: Larry the Downing Street Cat vs Palmerston the Foreign Office Cat (w/video)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Most Americans still have no idea how much interest their credit cards actually charge them
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
It takes a lawyer, specialised in copyright law, to trade a Mercedes for an x-ray of Ryan Dunn's rectum
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go: Girlfriend informer edition. "She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex's house"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clinton calls for unity, half of America idiots
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Turns out that our entire universe might just be the cosmic equivalent of the rebound date after a former relationship breaks up
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to go somewhere unique this summer? You could go to one of these 10 countries that don't exist but you can still visit them anyway
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Uber customer service speaks for itself in the preferred salty language of sailors, truckers, and Tourette Syndrome enthusiasts
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
In Putinist Russia, government steals civilian servers and privacy-oriented corporation flees. In Capitalist America, is other way around. What a pair of countries
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Emerging GOP platform lurches further right including barring women from combat roles, encouraging lawmakers to use religion as a guide and teaching of the Bible in public schools
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has lost his African-American voter from Ohio
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Next time I run, I'm going to run faster, says American gored by bull in Pamplona who describes it as "best fun ever"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God has told Michele Bachmann that he "lifted up" Donald Trump to save America from its sins. This is what Bachmann believes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
1. Place a video camera towards the ceiling of your NYC apartment. 2. Wait three days. 3. Enjoy the action (language Not safe for work)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Former Playboy bunny facing jail time for luring a Bosnian crime lord into a trap
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A new poll shows Americans aren't even using their meager allotment of vacation time for fear of being fired. Except for farkers, who take a little vacation every day
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding employee looking for a private room at her place of work where she can express her milk is told to use the store's computer server room. Fark: Woman finds out a few days later that the room has a surveillance camera
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Cricket Australia)
 
 
 
Australian cricket's Big Bash League, featuring world's top Twenty20 players, is coming to American basic cable this winter with ten matches carried on NBCSN live and on replay. Wicked googly, eh what?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There are two separate American soccer cultures: one white, the other Latino. One, based in Brooklyn, Portland, and Seattle, attracts many more cosplayers and media. The other, based in the South and Southwest, attracts many more fans
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Gift left by American visitors decades earlier discovered during VW factory expansion, successfully defused
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(Your News Wire)
 
 
 
Remember the Greece banking crisis last summer? The sequel "Italy" opened today
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(US News)
 
 
 
Mow mow mow your grass, gently down the green. Merrily merrily merrily merrily, laws are so extreme
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Vision restored in mice. Farmer's wife may still face charges
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(CBC)
 
 
 
David Cameron goes full Boehner in his resignation address
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Pat McCrory (R-NC) signs body cam bill to make law enforcement more transparent. Just kidding, he made it illegal to release camera footage without a court order
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Mon July 11, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your GoPro about a year ago in a U.K. lake, then there's good and bad news. The bad is that the camera has been found, but it's toast. The good news is the that SD card is intact. Bonus: You have a new bestie
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Infection experts say Americans might as well start sleeping in caskets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former NHL player and professional piece of shiat Sean Avery hasn't slowed down in retirement
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(Fox News)
 
Boobies
 
'Busty' mermaid sand sculpture draws complaints, as locals apparently get sand in their places
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how most Americans don't care at all about Hillary's email because it's nothing but another in a long line of attempted right-wing hit jobs on her? Uh, kindly ignore this poll then
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
People, what we need here in America is a good old-fashioned kick us in the butt economic depression
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(Missoula Independent)
 
 
 
Hipster disagrees that hipsters have ruined farmers markets, says producers should be grateful people come at all, even if they prefer to wander around and gab with friends over coffee and pastries instead of buy pounds of lettuce
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Twinkies are now produced mostly by robots, allowing more efficient feeding of computer programmers across the country
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(Time)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter attracts flood of new marchers around America as white Americans pretend to care about black people's problems for a couple of hours
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Worth the trip. What's your favorite quirky festival or event this summer?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chaka Khan feels for rehab, not you, cancels slew of summer shows
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Live in Michigan? Like craft beer? Like to support local farmers? Well, about half of youse guys are going to appreciate this news
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"There is institutional racism in America, but it isn't where the left would like you to believe it is. Liberals hold the racist view that blacks hate white people because it is somehow their nature to blame white people for the past"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former New York Times reporter Sydney Schanberg, whose coverage of Cambodia's fall to the Khmer Rouge won him a Pulitzer and inspired the powerful film The Killing Fields, has died at 82
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What are students reading at America's prestigious private schools? Here's their summer reading list - some classics, some surprises
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton takes the pole from Rosberg with Mercedes, Red Bull and Ferrari locking out the first 3 rows. Will Ericsson be allowed to compete after hard crash in practice? It is the Formula 1 British Grand Prix from Silverstone at 8am EDT on CNBC
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
CDC says highest suicide rates are found among farmers, fishermen, foresters, fabricators, people who fix things -- basically, anyone who realizes they cannot find fulfillment in a past time that begins with the letter "F"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Pour yourself some Maker's Mark, turn the anti-48 and 18 idols to full, and rub the large testicles of your favorite squirrel for luck, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is in Kentucky for the FARK.com Uniting Friends In America 400, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans saved $477 on gasoline last year because of lower prices. Which isn't hard to do considering that in 2008, $477 was known as "filling the tank"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Every time a black person is killed by police, Americans search for Chris Rock"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Best Korea honors America with bombs bursting in air
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why can't we improve American policing?
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Black ex-cop: "In any American police department, 15 percent of officers will do the right thing no matter what. Fifteen percent will abuse their authority at every opportunity. The rest could go either way depending on their partner"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's "Make America Great Again" hats are 100% Made in USA. AP review: Ummm, not so fast
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets fan taunts Giancarlo Stanton by yelling 'overrated'... Stanton promptly homers on the next pitch. A valuable lesson is learned
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Half of the high-paying jobs in America now require this skill ... and it's a talent you likely don't have. No, not that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cool: A rodeo performer has claimed the Guinness World Record for the most Texas lasso skips in a minute. Now wait a Gol-Durned Minute: Wadda you mean he was in NEW YORK CITY?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chemical in marijuana may help protect against Alzheimer's Disease. Although it's still impossible to tell the difference as to who has Alzheimer's and who has just been smoking a lot of pot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Either Obama or David Cameron expected to confirm aliens are visiting Earth by end of this year
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Now you can get your daily dose of Omega-3 without getting your daily dose of mercury
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Quench your summer thirst for football highlights with a 121-yard missed field goal return for a touchdown. Thank you, CFL
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giant Douche asks Punchable Face to say a few words without the need to hug a Giant Douche on camera
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Every winter, the population of great white sharks along the west coast disappears deep into the Pacific Ocean-swimming for 30 to 40 days to reach a point halfway between Mexico and Hawaii. And no one knows why. Solution: Attach cameras to the sharks
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You no longer have to wait until Grandpa gets lost walking home to realize he might have Alzheimers
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's legendary "Beano" Les Paul has been found, according to blues wunderking Joe Bonamassa: "it is in a collection on the East Coast of America. That's all I can tell you - and that's all I will say"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Philadelphia's old toilets reveal early America's secret history
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former PM Tony Blair says world 'is better' after Iraq war, although he fails to mention better than what
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(Metro)
 
 
 
America: Road rage incites gunfire. England: Road rage incites ketchup spraying
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So apparently if Trump wins, he may simply drop the mic, flip America the bird and then pull a Palin. I guess this VP hunt just got a little more interesting
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A look inside the FBI file of a man buried at Arlington National Cemetery after he said, "I'm probably America's biggest Hitler fan, but I'll be buried alongside all these World War II vets"
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(The Financial)
 
 
 
Americans' daily spending in June dropped to $88 a day, down from $95 a day in April and $93 in May, after once again realizing their minimum wage job only pays $57 a day
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Senator and subby's Chippendales pseudonym, Willie Armstrong, has died at the age of 79
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Liberal gun grabbers thwarted by good ole fashioned American ingenuity
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
80% of Americans want labels on food containing DNA
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Okay, time for a math question: A worker is on a wind turbine 100 feet above ground. A 4 lb. bolt hits him on the head, which fell from 100 feet above him. Convert to metric so non-Americans can understand how bad this is
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Nearly 2,000 Americans were polled to see how they felt about spoilers. We'd tell you the result here in the headline but someone might get all angsty in the comments, so you'll just have to click the link yourself
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers think they've detected the first water clouds outside our Solar System. ∞ x 1,000
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You know your defense of "it was not an anti-Semitic tweet" is not going well when even the former head of the KKK says yeah, it kinda was
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Next up on Farkline: Doctors: Are they really benevolent angels of mercy, or are they all filthy perverts with only one disgusting thought on their deviant sex-filled minds? You decide, next on Farkline
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Boston Bruins great Ray Bourque, known for his terrific defense, skates on a DUI charge
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 583: "Hidden Summertime Gems" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 06, 2016
(National Restaurant News)
 
 
 
McDonalds announce expansion of all-day breakfast menu, waistlines of customers
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Supermarket: Dear customer, could you 'elaborate' on your complaint about our carrots? Customer: Why, yes
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
To celebrate its 30th anniversary, Marc Summers will be hosting a live episode of Double Dare at Comic-Con
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Cuba will be conquered and appropriated by only the finest American hipster colonialists, who will turn it into retro Cold War museum and ruin it the way they ruined hoodies, trendy glasses, bacon, and Che shirts
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(UPI)
 
 
 
TSA and American Airlines announce new venture that could speed up security lines while still doing absolutely nothing to actually make anyone any safer. Just like everything else the TSA has done before. But hey, faster lines
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman charged with beating, blinding woman with a hammer during a love triangle fight -apparently over a ball of yarn
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
British politics since Brexit explained for Americans
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
An Iowa man is arrested after continuing to shoot off fireworks despite being asked by the police to stop. He he then said was going to light another firework "with a blunt in his mouth because this is America'
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Let's ask a cybersecurity expert if Hillary's email server system could have jeopardized America's national security
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Wade to Cavs is a longshot since they can only offer him a $3.4 million midlevel exception and an Akron Zoo membership. In their favor, they are the defending champions and the zoo does have new baby snow leopard cubs on view this summer
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear Ask-A-Manager: My best employee, a former foster child who overcame incredible odds to finish college, quit on the spot after I denied her request to come in two hours late-on a day off- so she could graduate- can I ruin her reputation now?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida declares a state of emergency in counties along the Atlantic coast due to toxic algae. Swamp Thing unavailable for comment
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The actress who played Patty Hearst dies the same day former SLA member Sara Olson is paroled. Coincidence????? Discuss
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How many is too much? The Politico team goes through politicians who used just a tad too many American flags for their speeches
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Amaryllo iCamPRO FHD Home Security Camera. 360 degree field of view, day and night recording. CES award winner. Also Magic 8-ball imposter. (Sponsored Link)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
From 1620 to today, beer is the drink that has shaped America
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Leming jumps off cliff, cheerleader hopefuls work on the Detroit Lions' cheer, and tiny American flags at half-mast: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/26 - 7/2
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, love child of Tweety Bird and Donald Trump, slams David Cameron and the government for letting Britain get caught up in Brexit hysteria. Hysteria that was of his own devising, mind you
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Sensing the end is near, Venezuelan President Maduro has begun having random Americans arrested as bargaining chips
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Sun July 03, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UAE man dressed in traditional clothes mistaken for ISIS terrorist by hotel check-in clerk's sister. Now with "Welcome to America" video goodness
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory treads water at #1 with $44.3 million while The Legend of Tarzan disappoints at #2 with $36 million. The Purge: Election Year is a surprise #3 with $33 million, and summer bomb Independence Day 2 plummeting to #5 with $16.3 million
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(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Mercedes slaps down team orders to stop teammates Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg running each other off the track every weekend: "We look like a bunch of idiots and it's disrespectful to the 1,500 people who work their nuts off to prepare the cars"
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(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick, an annual charity video game marathon where gamers beat video games as fast as they can, starts at 12:30 PM ET. Please watch and donate to Doctors Without Borders
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Beef burgers are no longer more popular than chicken in America. The Communists have won
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(Qatar Gulf-Times)
 
 
 
The actual figures for April's U.S. gasoline consumption are in and instead of a spike shown in the projected, Americans actually used so much less gas that economists and the petroleum industry are completely baffled
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Here's a look back at a "action/adventure/comedy/kung fu/ghost story/monster movie" which premiered thirty years ago as a critical and commericial flop and has gone on to become a cult classic: Big Trouble in Little China
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
They're back from Le Mans. Prepare yourself for six hours of beautiful sports cars racing at one of the greatest tracks in America. It's the six hours of the Glen on FS1, 10am ET
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Even non-race fans can appreciate the beauty of Daytona drivers going full Farmer's Market at 150mph
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's first female PM says American voters should love Clinton a lot more than they do: "The things people hate about Hillary are kind of small potatoes compared to other people who have run for public office"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Sam Querrey, ranked #41 in the world, sends world #1 Novak Djokovic to his earliest exit in a Grand Slam since 2006 in a Wimbledon stunner
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart gets its collective nose out of joint after Marvel Comics creates M.O.D.A.A.K. (Mental Organism Designed as America's King), complete with Donald Trump's face and a desire to make America great again by eliminating foreign filth
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
String of unbriedled cheese thefts leave sharp Americans grated and bleu
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A week after losing the George Lucas museum to California, Chicago's Friends of the Park group stands firm on their belief parking is more important than Star Wars, Indiana Jones, American Graffiti, and tourism
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After more than 6 hours, and using a combined total of 19 pitchers, Cleveland Indians outlast Toronto Blue Jays 2-1 in 19 INNINGS. Official scorer has mercy and credits team with two wins
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Need some cool grilling ideas for your July 4th cookout? Try these 10, including grilled donuts with blueberry sauce. Make America proud
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Seventy-five years ago the world's first-ever television commercial aired ... and the quality of TV has been going downhill ever since
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Be careful about 'calling your guy': NYC cocaine delivery bust nets Chipotle exec, Fox News producer and other dumbass customers
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Remember all those unaccompanied minors America has been letting across the border? Well they're committing horrific crimes.. Thanks, Obama
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jake Plummer says he's sorry for calling Jerry Jones a Jets fan
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former supermodel claims she needs $262 million from her ex-husband to live the lifestyle she is accustomed to, not counting $83 a year just for food
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New report says American gun ownership is at a 40 year low, with 36% of households having a firearm. The other 64% still figure they can borrow one from the other 36%
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wants every American to have high speed broadband cable by 2020. In other words, she has already come up with a promise for her reelection campaign
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Only one Jersey diner on this 50 best diners in America list? Blasphemy
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Why is Nancy Grace leaving HLN? Is there something she's trying to hide? THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WANTS ANSWERS
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(Some Thirsty Farker)
 
 
 
The Beer Snob's Guide to Crap Summer Beer
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Another Adrian Beltre homer, another head-touching conga line awaiting him in the dugout. His greatest nightmare
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
When car ads go, "Professional driver do not attempt yaddayadda," in the back of your mind, you're thinking, "I could do that." This Volkswagen ad doesn't need the disclaimer because no way in hell could you ever do this in a car
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA baller Antoine Walker is broke after blowing $108 million, and is now teaching other athletes how not to blow that kind of money
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The most American pic of a collision with a corner grocery you'll see this week
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
David Cameron misquotes the lyrics to a Smiths song. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
New York Congressional candidate recalls how Alexander Hamilton once be-bopped in his hip-hop days of the American 1700's. Kanye blasts Hamilton as a "poser"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Next on 'America's Slowest Pursuits'
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Having solved all of America's other problems, Congress introduces bipartisan legislation to restrict the earning power of minor league baseball players
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(AutoGuide)
 
 
 
The Toyota Camry is still the most American car you can buy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nate Silver predicts Hillary Clinton wins election against Donald Trump. Disclaimer: You still have to go and actually vote on November 8th 2016
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For fourth straight year, Chinese consumer goods brands increase their sales and market share compared to big-name Western brands. "They heed digital trends, adapt to regional tastes and respond to customers' increasingly sophisticated demands"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While vacationing in Spain, Harrison Ford looks to audition for Most Interesting Man in the World beer commercial
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time to act like you have money. IMAX will build you a home theater for about $400,000. Mere pocket change for the job creators and the real Americans
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sure, China's first homemade commercial jet looks like a Boeing 727 from the '60s, but it's a start
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Stanford Rapist's judge sentencing a man for the same crime as RapeySwimmer: "I sentence you to only six months and...wait...you're Latino?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
James Cameron trolls the fark out of pretty much everybody
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Melvin Upton, Jr. robs a 400-ft. homer and throws out a runner for a double play. But only after he hit a 465-ft moonshot. Atlanta Braves on suicide watch
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(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute For Advanced Studies comes a new report that shows that, amazingly enough, couples without kids are happier than their child-producing peers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Brexit fallout continues as David Cameron tells Jeremy Corbyn to immediately resign, and two more Shadow Cabinet ministers leave the party and their jobs in disgust with the Lafarge/Corbyn/Johnson hate triangle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsatisfied with mere victory, Nigel Farage attended an EU summit just to taunt other leaders. He danced around the floor yelling "Scoreboard Scoreboard," sang Queen's "Another one bites the dust," set off firecrackers, and torched the security desk
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Like a broken Amy Grant album, Pat Robertson just keeps repeating "God will punish America for the Supreme Court's abortion ruling." Keep f*cking that chicken, Pat
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Pro tip: The police do not call you on the phone to enforce tax payments to the IRS, and even if they did they would not demand payment in the form of numerous prepaid iTunes gift cards from the dollar store
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? Watch a former England manager's heart break as he comments through the second goal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Medical Association warns of imminent danger from UFOs
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Former Colts RB accidentally kills himself at Mike Riehl's Roseville Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Dealership on Gratiot Avenue, where they have an absolutely huge new vehicle inventory with hundreds of new vehicle models for sale at competitive prices
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court reminds pill jockeys their job is to count to 30, not to impose their religious beliefs on customers with valid prescriptions
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: New J.K. Rowling story reveals origins of American Hogwarts
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kroger cake-drop-kicking customer was recently sent to anger classes. Can't wait to hear about her next homework assignment
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
I'm not sure why someone would want to get pinhole camera photos of Chernobyl, but they're pretty cool
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
UNITED STATES CODE, TITLE 36, CHAPTER 10: §176. Respect for flag: (b) The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise, except for water entries from a kick-ass Olympic-sized slip 'n slide ski jump
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
An amazing take-down of muggers targeting tourists in San Francisco is caught on camera
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Center for Investigative Reporting discovers interest makes the amount you borrow go UP over time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tour de France officials will utilize thermal cameras to detect so-called "mechanical doping," or hidden motors on bicycles. Who knew Lance Armstrong made bicycles?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see a Scottie Pippen sub shop commercial from 1989? Of course you do
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The plummetting continues in the polls as Trump stumbles and trips his way to the largest clusterfark in American presidential history
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Merkel: Yeah, Boris honey, you can get into my single market, but if you want to enjoy access to my goods you gotta do exactly what I tell you. No special favours. Now get on your knees and beg me for more migrants
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Just when you think the Cubs are looking like the Cubs, Kris Bryant hits 3 homers and 2 doubles in one game
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(Circa News)
 
 
 
Were you one of the Americans to make it onto the ISIS kill list? Oh wait, the FBI never told you?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Liberal Redneck is back and pissed about the "Make America White Again" billboards guy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Brown says Elizabeth Warren can take a DNA test to clarify her claim of Native American heritage. Or you can just ask the guy in the purple wig holding the Trump sign. Your choice
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
KIA tops Porsche and Mercedes in initial quality surveys. Looks like some people have very low expectations
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look inside one of America's Doomsday Vault warehouses, where everything from pain medicine to bioterrorism vaccines to ventilators to food rations to ancient stone tablet vessels are kept. Top Men assure us all that we're prepared for almost anything
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Supreme Court determines former Virginia governor is sleazy but not criminal
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins prospect Destin Hood blasts a mammoth homer off 'Hit it to win it' pickup truck. Bullseye
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Our cat is holding us hostage"
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Natalie Dormer answers some burning questions about her role as the super hot Margaery Tyrell on Game of Thrones
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fun Fact: Rupert Murdoch has been pressuring UK Prime Ministers to leave the EU since 1997. Didn't David Cameron go to Murdoch's super-exclusive Christmas party last December just as Cameron's Brexit-as-leverage strategy was getting off the ground?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
To show the true purpose of baseball caps, a fan caught a Freddie Freeman homer in one. Who needs gloves?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm a private equity investor in an EMS provider. Also, I'm a hot blonde in a helicopter"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tiny American flags at half-mast today
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
81% of Trump voters think whites are the real victims of discrimination, 83% think America needs to be protected from "foreign influences," and 72% want a leader who will "break some rules to set things right." But don't you dare call them fascist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police say body cameras did not turn off when they went to the bathroom. What a bunch of junk
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Obama: "The U.S. doesn't have time for 'hatred, bigotry'." Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer: "To see a president speak like that is offensive"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Name your most/least favorite alcoholic beverage. Difficulty: American beers exempt based on general principles
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Wikipedia, there are dozens of defunct fast food chains in America, with high probability that each one will be fondly recalled as "best food ever" by someone to the right
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(Google)
 
 
 
Breaking news, 1972: New Products Usually Beneficial to Consumer. Viz, various flavors of Jell-O for just 9 cents a package
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Summer in Arizona - Where you can cook steaks and bake cookies ... in your car
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Open wheel racing returns to Road America for the first time in 9 years. But being IndyCar, there will be no shortage of clownshoes and craziness. It's the Kohler Grand Prix (12:30pm, ET, NBCSN)
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Roland Emmerich to make a new disaster movie called "Moonfall," and you'll never guess what it's about
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The EURO 2016 Round of 16 rolls on with France v Ireland at 9am, Germany v Slovakia at Noon, and Hungary v Belgium at 3pm. Then, at 8pm, Chilé vs Argentina for the Copa America. This is your Sunday Footie Discussion Thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently the UK has a shadow cabinet. And everyone thought America had the black helicopters
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
America could fall behind in science not because of lack of PhDs, but because the best laboratory glassblower in the country is retiring and there's no one to take his place: "There just aren't any scientific glassblowers anymore"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America pays $430 million settlement for misusing customers' cash. Which is pretty significant considering the only job of a bank is supposedly to protect its customers' money
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(Vice)
 
 
 
NRA website "Share The Safety" that promised to donate guns to poor Americans in at-risk neighborhoods surprisingly turns out to be satire
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There are four things Americans do better than anyone else: music, movies, microcode, and high-speed autonomous robotic pizza delivery
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Knockout Stage begins for the EURO 2016 with the Suisse vs Poland at 9am, Wales & Northern Ireland at noon, Croatia vs Portugal at 3. Copa America 3rd place match, USA v Colombia at 8pm. Also, MLS action. This is your Saturday Football Thread
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio wants to add flags to inmate uniforms because he couldn't think of anything dumber - in his quest to win America's Dumbest Public Official
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Turns out that many of the cars you see in commercials are actually dune buggies with lots of CGI
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Mystery Brewing Co. to offer their own version of "America." Brewer says, "It's sort of like Budweiser, but with flavor"
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Tonight the Toronto Maple Leafs will draft a Mexican-American from Arizona first overall. Tune in for this and other oddities at the 2016 NHL Entry Draft (7pm EDT, NBCSN)
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 157, with Former UFC champion Rampage Jackson vs Olympic gold medalist Satoshi Ishii, Michael Chandler vs Patricky Pitbull, and the debut of Matt Mitrione. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card on Spike at 10 PM ET
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
59 percent of white evangelicals say America is no longer a Christian nation, as the Founding Fathers intended, and is headed in the wrong direction with all these foreign religions
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Out of 7000 "Run across hot coals to prove you're a fearless executive warrior" types attending a Tony Robbins seminar, there were 40 who thought they could stop, take a selfie, update Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, and emerge unscathed
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ball Python may have escaped after commercial building fire, will become plot of next Bruckheimer film
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lion is shot while naked and breaking into a house
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As the GOG Summer Sale ends and the Steam Summer Sale begins, so returns the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Master of Orion? Stellaris? The new This War Of Mine: The Little Ones DLC? Let us know inside. Master of Magic for me
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
President of the Family Research Council says the only way we can have God's blessing restored on America is by electing Donald Trump
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Dave, America's greatest swinger, who is actually just a demure doctor from a quiet neighborhood (not safe for work)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing his maturity at handling a complex and emotional issue that many Americans on both sides feel passionate about, the Governor of Maine says every time there's a debate on gun control he buys a new gun
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
David Cameron resigns as UK Prime Minister. Sayeth The Joker: "And. Here. We. Go"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tires to drum up interest in a new terrorist attack on America, because wouldn't a terror attack on America be AWESOME for ratings right now?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Cameron government using rain as excuse to close polls early
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Begun the Steam Summer Sale has
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marketing study finds that consumers will sign any contract without reading it as long as they get a coffee out of the deal
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's not-so-secret plot to make Chinese people fatter and less competitive has begun
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former WWE superstar CM Punk to try UFC because OMG it is real to him, dammit
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Americans estimated to be wasting $30 billion a year on bogus 'alternative' medicine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
46 million people go the polls today in the UK. Will Great Britain stay in the EU? Will they tell Brussels where to stick it? Will David Cameron remain awkward either way? THIS is your Brexit referendum thread. Voting open until 22:00 BST
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former aide to Jeb Bush wonders "How stupid can we possibly be to think Trump will pivot?" Well, how stupid can you possibly be to think Jeb was electable?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The big lesson from last night's Chile/Colombia Copa America semi-final? Pitch invader + a dozen security personnel + waterlogged pitch = comedy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why it takes McDonald's six months to change one ingredient? Or three years for Wendy's to create a new summer salad? Welcome to the slow business of fast food
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Mexico, Russia, the Phillipines, Turkey can all have their little leaks of voter lists, but America has the hugest, classiest voter leaks of all - one of which included who goes to church and who has the guns
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former chair of the Georgia Black Republican Council gets ejected from Trump event. In other news, there's a Georgia Black Republican Council
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drummer for 90s Christian rockers Jars of Clay finds more settled life as traffic cop in Franklin, TN, supporting wife and kids, helping motorists, and teaching new officers how to operate their firearms. Not bad for a drummer
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
USDOT agrees with consumers that airline frequent-flyer programs are so misleading and complicated that they deserve to go on consumer-protection watchlist
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Wed June 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Mortensen gets PFWA's highest award, will be honored at HOF ceremony, based completely on merit and not at all because he has Stage IV throat cancer. Still no cure for skepticism
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Video proof that American GIs drove Teslas during WWII
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Trump's chief spokesnut Katrina Pierson: Of Course Donald Trump supports "Brexit", after all "America is here because of its own little Brexit"
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
In the current environment it was probably inevitable: politician runs on slogan "Make America White Again"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Astronomers caution you may not want to lick Mars if you ever get there
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(MCV (UK))
 
 
 
Blizzard removes that "Avoid this player" gamertag that's been hanging over your head in Overwatch
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Barack Obama promised to fundamentally transform America and yet prison gangs still discriminate on the basis of race and the US Army still has a no fatties rule
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Snapchat old-timer gives you trailing-edgers the lowdown on Snapchat. "For people who primarily use their phones vertically (i.e. most of us), taking and watching videos with your phone upright just makes more sense"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former "friends with benefits" of the Orlando shooter and dehydrated Nick Offerman look-alike says Omar hated Pulse because the guys there made him felt used and rejected
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Astronomers find youngest planet ever seen
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
House Democrats are currently staging a sit in over gun control. Republicans have turned off C-SPAN cameras. It is true, the revolution will not be televised
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(ESPN FC)