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500 headlines found matching 'Mer'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The entire Atlanta Falcons team has been suspended under the NFL's domestic violence policy after video surfaced of the merciless beating they placed on Tampa Bay
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that subby and TFA author apparently know the same "formerly rich" guy living in a cardboard box in the park. Small world
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This video tickles my humerus until I spontaneously burst out into much laughter. Post pictures of animated styled drawings of multicolored diminutive equines
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaskan Bipartisanship; Republican Party Chairman is suing a Republican Lieutenant Governor for allowing a former Republican to supplant the Democrat on the ticket... to protect the civil rights of the Democrats who were voting in the primary
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Farmers in Arizona are confused but happy over these strange orbs of liquid falling from the sky in large quantities
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(Brooklyn Daily)
 
 
 
"Godfather of nerdcore rap" comes up with astoundingly original idea for new LP: what would happen if we merged obscure fairy tales with rap? "There are some other stories that my English-speaking, Western audience might not have caught wind of"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(CSN Chicago)
 
 
 
Good: Cubs fan catches homerun ball. Bad: Loses wedding ring during celebration. Good: Grounds crew locates ring and returns it. Cubs players said they would have helped look but they have no idea what a ring is
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missing American bachelorette party caught in Cabo during hurricane turns up in California. Hangover 4 just wrote itself
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(111)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. household income rose $180 last year. Which means the average American is now making $180 a year
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(91)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Litigants seeking to cash in on the global popularity of James Cameron's uber-blockbuster Avatar are now 0-for-4 in the past year. The latest loser: '70s prog-rock album cover artist Roger Dean
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Poverty rate in the U.S. falls to 14.5%. The other 85.5% of Americans are still just a paycheck away
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Google engineers develop an ethical porn search engine. This should end happy
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You can add Miss America to the list of people/groups conspiring against the GOP, and therefore, America
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(264)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grab your pitchfork, the American Gothic house up for rent again
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Formerly cute young French lady loses fight with high-pressure hydraulic line, it would seem based on the first photo
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yesterday the newly-built USS AMERICA arrived at her new homeport. A year ago today the man who designed her set sail for his own
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(133)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA picks Boeing, Space X to take American astronauts back to space
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How me-centered Millennials and "the customer is always right" idiocy have merged to make Chipotlification the new standard in fine dining
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A customer goes to McDonald's and orders a chicken sandwich and sees a white substance and when customer questions the staff they laughed and said it was tartar sauce. The only problem is the chicken sandwich does not come with tartar sauce
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(194)
 
(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Right wing hack Charles Krauthammer claims that Obama uses the word "I" in speeches more than past presidents. Guess what happens when someone actually checks the facts?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Polls show that most Americans want teachers to pass a "bar exam" -type qualification test before being allowed to teach. Teachers respond that if you start paying them like lawyers they will get right on that
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Estonian online store sells $11.50 beard combs made from scrap vinyl records, which some customers will undoubtedly claim they've already listened to
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(28)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fast food worker busted after rubbing his junk on customer's pineapple pizza. That's disgusting, pineapple on pizza
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(170)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Performers stage diving during a concert can be cool, but it's recommended to be done on purpose and while conscious
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Pay Pal declares war against Apple Pay in a full page ad in the New York Times, where dozens of potential Apple Pay customers might see it
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Super-rich Russians develop taste for Scottish tartan: "Some of the orders we have received have been just eye-watering," says one maker. "One man wanted the interior of his Ferrari done in white cashmere that we were selling for 576 euros per metre"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen our commissioner? He's about six feet tall, rather cowardly and doesn't think things all the way through. If found, please remove foot from his mouth and stick him in front of a camera
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(54)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police are spending upwards of $100,0000 a pop to check in on video gamers
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(61)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
It is far too difficult to sell obesity drugs in America
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(77)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In case of nuclear war or other disaster, does America really have four high-tech, radiation-proof "doomsday planes" that can stay airborne for days at a time? U.S. government: Uh... no comment
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Wisconsin utility company wants to charge customers who create their own energy with solar panels more money
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(149)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Scenes from the forgotten war America is losing" Korea? Vietnam? Grenada?
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(48)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Not news anymore: NSA hacks American telcos. News: NSA also hacks Deutsche Telekom. "Fark": What the CEO of Stellar PCS said when he found out the attacks were coming from inside the firewall
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And in a flash, Miss Nebraska lost the Miss America crown
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift gamer builds first post grabbing simulator
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is never get married. And never accidentally grab the emergency door handle while falling down inside the party bus taking you from the wedding to the reception, but mostly never get married
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Cameroon jails people for drinking Baileys, arguing that only homosexuals enjoy Irish coffee
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to a-ha's Morten Harket, a band and singer unfortunately pigeonholed as One-Hit Wonders despite their nine studio albums and numerous global hits. Here's their classic smash Take On Me
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Sunday MLB Baseball thread, the games start at 1:35 and who really cares, but there are still games left and Indian Summer isn't over
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(40)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Liverpool hospital emergency rooms swamped with hundreds of Brits suffering strange bites from exotic and feared insects known as "mosquitoes"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now you can turn the tables on Tech Support Scammers. Subby just prefers the time-honored technique of seeing how much of their time he can waste
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(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman's home invaded by mysterious blue lights: "They are not reflections, they move unrelated to the camera, they move when the camera is still. They move faster than the camera, though many seem to be straight, they're not all straight" (w/video)
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Max Weinberg's son joins Slipknot as the clown metal band's new drummer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What scares The Doctor? Listen, and you may find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
When you see former administration officials and generals on television arguing for war and a stronger national defense, it's helpful to know who is paying them
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Bungie's rip off of Warhammer's rip off of Starcraft is destined to make you go 'meh'
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to Peter Cetera, the man who single-handedly turned Chicago into one of the biggest bands in America. Here's the band's 1970 smash 25 or 6 to 4
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cow gives cat a tongue bath. Oh, sure, it's okay for a cat, but the farmers always shoot at me
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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Fri September 12, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing footstools off peoples' front porches. Authorities suspect she may be trying to create her own ottoman empire
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(54)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Then, George Zimmerman asked, 'Do you know who I am?' and threatened to kill him
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(180)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin issues America a "Global apology"...for the ONE thing she SHOULDN'T be sorry for
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(212)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Failed Quizno's and Cold Stone Creamery franchises have screwed America out of over $72.5 million in failed loans. CSC blames their oversaturation, while the Quizno's CEO blames everyone but Quizno's
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(127)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On today's episode of the United States of Fascism: Police raid a bar without a warrant and search everyone. "One customer asked about their rights and a police officer told him he had 'the right to shut up.'"
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(148)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies offers his views on American gun control (profanity)
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(122)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius verdict thread: Part Deux. Will he walk or will the judge send him running to the slammer? Tune in and find out. Link goes to live feed. Update: Pistorius found guilty of culpable homicide (manslaughter)
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(143)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian finally accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge after turning down the Scholastic Summer Reading Challenge
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(48)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Crocoduck fossil discovered in Sahara Desert. Kirk Cameron last seen with a banana crying inconsolably
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(61)
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Former stripper sues Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says that he was all over her like a defensive linebacker on Tony Romo
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(40)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"Night of the Living Dead" director George A. Romero unimpressed by today's zombies, number of kids on his lawn
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(79)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Harry Reid Hammers Dick
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz gets booed off stage after treating a room full of Arab supporters of Christians in the Middle East like un-American Israel-haters
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(241)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a bad day at the auto center when your first customer's car is on fire and holding a dead body
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits estimated to be hoarding £3 billion in foreign currency that they picked up on vacation in third-world backwaters like America and that they will never, ever spend
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US counterterrorism chief Matthew Olson: "there's no credible information" that the Islamic State (Isis) is planning an attack on America and that there's "no indication at this point of a cell of foreign fighters operating in the United States"
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(55)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Gazprom's historic US$400 billion gas deal with China could leave Russia wildly out of pocket. Ironically, Russian taxpayers could end up subsidising Chinese consumers. Still, it's probably worth not depending on European markets, is it?
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(15)
 
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
"In one of Leonardo da Vinci's many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus"
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(81)
 
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
10 Lessons the Gaming Industry won't learn from #GamerGate, but should
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(301)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
13 years later, America is stuck on a September 10th mentality. You remember September 10th, 2001 don't you? When President Bush was bombing al Qaeda and vowing to destroy them?
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(97)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Crazed man goes through neighborhood using knife to trash cars, destroy an American flag, and decapitate a stuffed animal. "He drove here, got out and decided to start cutting. That's crazy"
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(11)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Yum Brands' new banh-mi restaurant opens, outrages foodies with menu that labels pho as "Vietnamese-style chicken soup" in deference to white-bread American tastes
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(62)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Mechanics take customer cars for a late-night drag race. Fark: Marked police cruisers
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(25)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Now here's something that'll keep you up nights worrying: Researchers find that users of sleeping pills and anti-anxiety drugs have as much as a 51% greater chance of developing Alzheimer's
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Climate change threatens 314 North American bird breeds, every one of which tastes exactly like chicken
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(28)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The best burrito sold in America comes from Chipotle. Espera. ¿Usted es serio? Déjenme reír aún más fuerte
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(214)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
John Calipari to invite all 30 NBA teams to an October Pro Day combine. NCAA disclaimer: For educational reasons only, of course
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
David Cameron says that just because the Tories are horrid people is no reason to leave the UK
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(68)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Panera Bread asks its customers to leave their firearms at home, suggests that any gun play requests can be filled by the Waffle House
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to land a plane in an emergency. Surely you can't be serious
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Which is the least popular in Scotland: haggis, David Cameron, or Windows 8?
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More American families own cats than stocks
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(160)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gamers emerge from their parents' basements to predict the end of the summer game drought
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Walmart releases new dress code for employees. Unfortunately still no dress code for customers
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(142)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Come for the drunk customer that bites two, stay for the chef that reverses a head lock
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
America has 4.7 million jobs available. Subby is still holding out for management
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(154)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmaker Vows to end early Sunday voting because "precincts will be dominated by African Americans" and he "would prefer more educated voters"
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(439)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged that American children don't eat French food
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(202)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS is paying $50,000 for the identity of any American entering Syria
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(143)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Who among us hasn't thought about the merits of getting a face tattoo? But this is too much
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(57)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"There's news this week of an 'impossible' triple star system recently discovered by astronomers. One that "defies known physics." Needless to say, there's no need to abandon physics quite yet" (pic)
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(33)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds U.S. banks have a positive image for the first time since 2007, the same year customers had any money to put in a savings account
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(17)
 
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Doom Designer John Romero: "Imagine if World of Warcraft was a shooter. That would be brand new - nobody would have seen something that big and that cool. We've barely scratched the surface of shooters"
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(110)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
America is so disgusted with domestic violence that Floyd Mayweather's only going to get $30 million for his fight this weekend (that's $7.5m per battered woman)
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly support what Obama is doing against ISIS... until you tell them that he's doing it
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(183)
 
(The Federation)
 
 
 
NASA needs an astronomer with a TS/SCI security clearance to probe the secrets of the Universe
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(30)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
The Blaze reports, I kid you not, that Kirk Cameron's website has been hacked by Muslim terrorist hackers. There's so much derp clogging the tubes, Subby can't breathe
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(82)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston furniture store promised to give its customers refunds if the Astros didn't lose 100 games in 2014. With three weeks to go in the season, it's time to pay up, Mack
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(22)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Study from ultra-liberal think tank implores businesses to do more to lift the living standard of the American worker. Fark: Harvard Business School
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(131)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study finds that insulted customers spend more than others. Which now explains how Best Buy is able to stay in business
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers try to figure out when Betelgeuse will go supernova. They'll let you know when it's EVERYBODY PANIC time
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(50)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
British solution for the Proclaimers of independence: Devo Max. Are we not Scotsmen?
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(28)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Maxim issues ultimatum to gamers: "If Sims 4 isn't successful, there won't be a Sims 5"
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mars rover Curiosity is a daydreamer with ADHD
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American bull market has been going for 2,000 days, is expected to last forever
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(39)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The most expensive home publicly listed for sale in the United States hasn't even been finished yet but can be yours for a mere $139 million
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(84)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Want better food? Want to feed the planet? Skip the farmer's market and the grow local movement, says a food policy analyst in this radio interview. Up next, Dr. Malthus
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Citizens United ruling didn't just allow American billionaires to buy up our government. It also allows foreign rich people to take over America as well
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(118)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Was Fred Flintstone happier than Homer Simpson?
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive author Thomas Pynchon rewrote the Simpson's episode he starred in so he wouldn't have to make jokes about the size of Homer's ass: "Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I won't speak ill of him" (w/ script revisions)
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(33)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Jean manufacturers feel the blues as consumers try on yoga pants
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(38)
 
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Man gets sick and tired of the same old perfume commercials and creates his own
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing nicer, as the summer winds down, than having a dance with your dog on the back porch. And if you're a baby? Why, that's even better, then, isn't it
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(21)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Think manufacturing is dead in America? That sector still matters in these states
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(21)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
K-Mart airs Christmas commercial in September
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can the Doctor deal with the Robot of Sherwood without losing his head? Find out on a cutting new episode of Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(110)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US opens first commercial plant that converts corn waste to fuel. Well, the second if you include the Jack Daniels distillery
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
We can thank George W. Bush for all those wiretaps on American citizens
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(226)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans are eating more butter than at any time in history. Evidence is still sketchy, but scientists believe it's because Americans are fatter than any time in history
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(53)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans don't have much love for the pawpaw, one of America's native fruits. Hell most people probably don't even know what one is. Hopefully this will change soon for this humble fruit with a coming-out party
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(108)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Gorn becomes series regular on The Americans. Looks like that peace treaty negotiated by the Metrons has finally started paying off
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Japanese sushi chef with superior knife skills demonstrates how he artistically cuts a cucumber. Strangely mesmerizing
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you haven't heard, there's a war going on in gaming. Gamergate has changed the gaming community into a literal civil war with gamers battling against gamers"
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(339)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(100)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Former governor running for US Senate denies he auctioned green cards to the highest bidder, insists they were a flat rate $500,000 each
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(44)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Koch backed group cancels all remaining TV ad time it had reserved in the State of Oregon against incumbent Jeff Merkley due to no expected return on investment
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(61)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' demands for her funeral include "I want Meryl Streep crying in at least five different accents"
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(33)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
J. Crew 2Q profit falls 38% as consumers finally balk at paying $45 for a pocket t-shirt
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(17)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
James Cameron: Artist. Director. Undersea explorer. Owner of a produce market in New Zealand
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(35)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientific retractions make science look bad, say researchers at Romero Institute
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(36)
 
(central florida future)
 
 
 
Starbucks admits that there is no actual pumpkin in its Pumpkin Spice Latte. Once again, customers feel burned
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd's first interview as host of Meet the Press will be one with the greatest American president of the 21st century and second greatest of the last hundred years after William Clinton
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(42)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Here's a background on the 90 year old woman who donated $100 million to "kick cancer's ass" over the summer
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Take the deafening, cacophonous noise of death metal and mix it with the shrill, cloying voices of J-Pop and you get Babymetal. May 弁財天 have mercy on us all
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(265)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel files trademark application for "Johnny Cleveland." Also, "Johnny Clipboard," "Johnny Benchwarmer" and "Johnny Washout"
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The worst things Americans say while traveling abroad include: "Do you speak English?", "I love your accent," and "Where's the nearest McDonald's?"
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(338)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama farked up Afghanistan and got lucky in Pakistan. Okay, so we're back to "Obama should keep America involved in every country's affairs" mode today
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(137)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
H&R Block reports 1Q loss, as more Americans decide that TurboTax® is less painful than sitting down with their seasonal employees
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(45)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Note to the NYPD: if you are going to rough up and arrest a woman for "loitering" while her kids are inside a restaurant using the bathroom; make sure she's not a prominent human rights lawyer and former NYC public advocate first
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(218)
 
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Former head of Israeli intelligence: calm down about ISIS already. It has no significant military ability
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these drummers
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(13)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell to move into another taxpayer funded residence
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(257)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Don't ask outfielder Ichiro Suzuki his favorite American expression without a three-second delay (language Not safe for work)
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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(51)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Americans worry that medical debt will leave them bankrupt, destitute and living in the gutter. People in other countries ask "What's medical debt?"
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(90)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Go scare some children, Pennywise, 'cause American Horror Story shows us what a really frightening clown looks like
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(70)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Customer stops at Burger King drive-thru for lunch, admits he was shocked to see the six-foot long boa constrictor curled up by the ordering screen
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(12)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man robs adult store of merchandise to 'feed kids' - which raises the question: Just how many could each pair of edible panties serve?
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(45)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you have the Phoenix Mercury beating out the Minnesota Lynx to advance to the Finals in your WNBA brackets, things are looking up. And also you filled out a WNBA bracket
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(25)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Directors of 'The Lego Movie' may be rebooting 'The Greatest American Hero.' Believe it or not
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(136)
 
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines offers customers the chance to draft their very own bucket lists, presumably referring to the size of container that will be needed to carry their remains from company's next crash
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(6)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Kraft urges people not to eat Kraft American cheese. Finally they have the guts to come out and say so
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(46)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama to put 350 soldiers on the ground in Iraq to help protect and defend Americans
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(123)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Gamer spends seven months killing everyone in Fallout 3
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(117)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's Dumbest Congressman™ says that we should ban foreign speakers from schools because they "bring education down"
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(128)
 
(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who was having sex with a mattress outside a senior-living facility? Local paramilitary groups aren't big fans of his, as he has received numerous death threats since the incident
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(54)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Hey kids, want an extra week of summer vacation? Then get an amusement park to lobby the governor by telling him that tax revenues will suffer if the kids are busy, like, learning
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(66)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
According to AAA, there are two speed traps in America. One of them just got a couple of police chiefs suspended
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new Big Ten commercial now with the Game of Thrones theme added. "I think we can all safely concur that Michigan is Joffrey"
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(59)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Movies had worst summer since 1997. Which is bad when you consider that the summer of 2003 had the blockbusters "Gigli", "Seabiscuit" and "Legally Blonde 2"
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(162)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millennials more willing to take credit for the work of others, say angry boomers who are getting farked over by the kids they're farking over
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(203)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Unlike Leon, ATM skimmers are getting smaller. A lot smaller
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(40)
 
(The National)
 
 
 
MLB alone among pro sports in North America because it is no longer possible to buy a championship: "You'd have a slightly better chance of predicting play-off participants simply by using alphabetical order than by using payroll numbers"
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
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(331)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's American Gods coming to US television in 2016. Maybe
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(52)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before Raleigh and Atlanta lock eyes from across the way and unite for some sexy urban merging that produce a big bundle of megalopolis
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(72)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
As the summer comes to an end, a tower made out of mushroom bricks on display at the Museum of Modern Art will be turned into compost. Well, it was a lot of fun guys
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(23)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting a bar fight when you're drunk is bad enough, but threatening to kidnap an American and behead him once you're released from jail is not going to help your case
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(58)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada banning Citronella based insect repellants because it killed some lab rats when they drank it. DEET on the rocks still an acceptable, and might I add delicious, summer beverage. BOTTOMS UP... *twitch*
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(74)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Greil Marcus on what makes a rock song essential: "It's not the stature of the performer, but the degree to which a song tells the story of rock 'n' roll itself"
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(32)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What you've just typed is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
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(51)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Former Montreal Canadiens defenseman Carol Vadnais passes away. He's remembered for leading the team to the 1968 Stanley Cup
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(12)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First pictures from Digital Globe's super high-rez commercial satellite are, well, astonishingly high-rez. They have even better ones, but the US military won't let the company release them (pics, of course)
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(26)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
President Obama takes a few hours away from his busy schedule golfing and destroying America to attend the wedding of his personal chef, which is expected to cost taxpayers billions
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(162)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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(69)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The violence of summer continues unabated in Chiraq, with twenty wounded in shootings and two dead from gunshots. Clearly, the only solution is even tougher gun control laws--and bigger prison sentences
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(108)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am, I just happened to drop these shoes right under your skirt. Don't mind me picking them up with my camera running
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(40)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Nothing like those dog days of summer, high on meth, burglarizing a home and cooling down by splashing toilet water on your face. (With mugshot goodness)
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(16)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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(87)
 
(KMBZ Kansas City)
 
 
 
On this day, 30 years ago, America had a manned space program
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(33)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bill's Summer Book Club 2.0 - Six books that Bill Gates says you should read (deslidefied for your enjoyment)
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(7)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg is skipping his brother Donnie's wedding this weekend; apparently, he doesn't think too highly of Jenny McCarthy. Just like the rest of America
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(99)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - The Fan, 1981 - Broadway star and former film actress Lauren Bacall stars as a Broadway star and former film actress with a murderous fan
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(7)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood is shocked, SHOCKED that we all didn't flock to the theaters like obedient little drones to gawk at the latest Expendables & Transformers sequels and some movie with Cameron Diaz in it this Summer
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(88)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Drug conviction gets former Playboy bunny 6 years in the hutch
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(45)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scammer convicted of crashing million-dollar Bugatti for the insurance money after he forgets people like to gawk and film million-dollar supercars
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(88)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are traffic camera$ being mi$u$ed for $ome unknown purpo$e?
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(94)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules Texas abortion limits unconstitutional. Also orders miniature American flags for all
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(118)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, you said you wanted to see an '80s Honda ad in Japanese with an American actress dressed up as a generic Wonder Woman? Here you go. Subby not responsible for annoying tunes getting stuck in your head
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(13)
 
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Latin America, to California and Texas: "You think that's a drought? I'LL SHOW YOU A DROUGHT"
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(23)
 
(Watts Up With That)
 
 
 
North American megafauna which were wiped out by natives, then by an impact event, then by natives, then by a comet, then by Clovis culture, then not wiped out by Clovis culture, has now been wiped out by an impact event
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(47)
 
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's son continues his family's fight against tyranny by pulling all five of his children from local public schools because the tyrannical bureaucrats who run them had the temerity to say his kids couldn't carry knives at school
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(179)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(96)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers find exoplanet orbiting a nearby red dwarf, consider naming it Kryten
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(28)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kenny Hill dropped passes, a hammer, a GigEm and a 12thman on South Carolina in the first SEC game of the season. Jadeveon Clowney's fault
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(62)
 
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Connecticut dethrones NYC for the best pizza in America. A white clam pie? Yes, give pizza chance
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(152)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Old man yells at Burger King merger
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(52)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party wants you to "Tell a Prius driver how you feel" about efforts to stop climate change by buying an "America Love it or Leave it" bumper sticker. Apparently loving it enough to want to stop its destruction is not an option
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(331)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Twitch streamer swatted while live streaming. Cops plan on searching basements of everyone that was watching
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(47)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jiff the Pomeranian is the fastest bipedal canine in the world, also the creepiest when dressed in doll clothes
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Human trials of the Ebola vaccine will start next week. Two weeks after the vaccine was used on American victims
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince to release two new albums this fall. Which is great news to anyone who is still living in the summer of 1985
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(55)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Will America cross the "red line" this time with Syria in its conflict with the ISIS? You know, not like the other time
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(138)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Sister of Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev arrested in New York for-- wait for it-- threatening to bomb someone
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(121)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The only thing that is "undisputed" nowadays about former undisputed middleweight champion Jermain Taylor is that he shot his cousin last night in Arkansas
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(3)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they kill your camera crew?
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(156)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Right-wing American Christian group declares their opposition to same-sex marriage with 40-day fast, notes that it doesn't mean people taking part have to give up eating
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(115)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gifts that generate gratitude keep customers loyal, say Fark admins
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(12)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Which candidate stomped a mudhole in his opponents to win the GOP primary for Arizona governor? Doug Ducey, the former CEO of COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE
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(52)
 
(Word & Film)
 
 
 
One reason there are dozens of crappy, CGI-driver superhero movies released every summer? A-list actors are demanding leading roles in them because they read the same comic books as you did growing up
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(46)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Virginia's staunchly anti-gay former governor, Bob McDonnell, is now living with a gay Catholic priest
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(88)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street hammers Smith & Wesson after 2Q outlook misfires
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(23)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The most American grill ever made is complete with two beer kegs, a perfect Mount Rushmore replica, and seating for eight Stone Cold Steve Austin fans
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most hated car company in America is _______ (not GM)
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(227)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The good news: American farmers looking at bumper crops of corn and soybeans. Fark: There's a major silo shortage
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Buy revenue misses estimates as customers wise up
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to a former Yale Professor and economist, a key driver in the growing "income inequality" gap in this country are those bastions of Liberalism called Ivy-league colleges
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(80)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For sale: Former home of JD Salinger. Property is isolated and secluded
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(52)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Major League Baseball game was televised 75 years ago today. 3000 people get to watch the action from two different camera views
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rundown of the most worthless and yet still most expensive travel crap this summer includes a portable bidet, a suitcase scooter and the pillow hat for snoozing at airports (pics)
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(13)
 
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Naked man roams the streets of Topeka, wang merrily flopping to and fro, and there's nothing the police can do about it
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(42)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If Native Americans oppose the term Redskin, Ditka is okay with changing it. But he better not hear any liberals oppose it
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(267)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes there are crocodiles in Florida, and for the first time in the state's history they attacked a pair of late-night swimmers
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that three-quarters of white Americans don't even have a pretend black friend
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(228)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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(170)
 
(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Former AP correspondent explains how and why reporters get Israel so wrong, and why it matters
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(186)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Newest Comcast snafu features customer service rep who doesn't know what Steam is. Half-Life 3 confirmed?
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(46)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Laboratory Equipment)
 
 
 
According to Oxford researchers a quantum effect in which excited atoms team up to emit an enhanced pulse of light can be turned on its head to create super-absorbing systems to make the ultimate camera. I could have thought of that
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(12)
 
(Pocket Gamer (UK))
 
 
 
Six iOS soccer games for people who hate soccer. We're looking at you, America
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(19)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
What better way to remember America's bloodiest battle than with a nice cold beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gettysburg Brewfest
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue Captain Obvious: "Hotels across America are expected to rake in a record $2.25 billion in revenue from add-ons and hidden fees - a rise of 6 per cent from last year and nearly double a decade ago"
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(61)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Delta jet has to make emergency stop in Ireland as number of passengers onboard increases by one
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(96)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After realizing he's locked inside, book store customer tries several novel approaches
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(41)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news for Americans: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons. Bad news for Canadians: Burger King is in talks to acquire full ownership of Tim Hortons
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(194)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Livestreaming gamer gets home raided by police. You know, because someone thought it'd be good for laughs
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(120)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy dethrones Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Reboot for the top spot at the box office. Newcomer Sin City: A Dame to Kill For proves not all comic book movies are created equal, bombing at #8 with $6.5 million
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(133)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Listen up you American dumbfarks. These are Saskatoon berries. That is what they are called. Remember 1812? Well we'll burn down the White House again if you don't call them Saskatoon berries. Are we clear? I said ARE. WE. CLEAR?
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(52)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Have Red Bull and Ferrari used the summer break to find some speed? Did Mercedes figure out where the gremlins preventing absolute domination were residing? This is your Belgian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 7:30am EDT
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(143)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Internet customer whose cable provider is neither Time Warner or Comcast gets a $9000 bill
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(18)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leica celebrates 100 years of making the world's most astonishingly overpriced cameras
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(40)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police department will install hi-def cameras as soon as they steal some more of our stuff to pay for it
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(24)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The era of the 12th... 13th... 14th? Doctor begins tonight, so sit back, relax, and take in a Deep Breath as Doctor Who returns for its 8th season, starting at 8 PM on BBC America
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(289)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson will donate $750,000 to charity if Floyd Mayweather can get over his illiteracy and read a page of Harry Potter in front of the camera
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(57)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero discovers latest travel trend: "Carry-on luggage is the way to go these days. It can save you $50 or more per trip"
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia continues its attempt to become America's next state
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(64)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adult female gamers now outnumber teenage boys 2:1
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(184)
 
(Newsvine)
 
 
 
Woman caught on camera stealing a newly laid lawn. What a crazy old sod
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(41)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Despite cancer warnings, American teens are still dying to be tan
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(14)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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(25)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So you was looking forward to 'Emerald City' right? Yeah...about that
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(14)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's finally happened. Consumers' low wages have had a negative impact on Walmart's bottom line as well as its stock price, which is down by 6 percent since the start of 2014 while the S&P 500 is up by around that much
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(54)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Americans say there is no room for Jell-O
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(47)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attorney from the law firm of Romero, Romero, and Romero fears his triple-murderer client's horns and '666' tattoo might work against him in court
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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(104)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Vancouver café blocks all wireless signals so customers have to actually talk to each other, enjoy a wireless-less experience
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explores what its coverage of the British burning Washington 200 years ago might have sounded like. Subby's guessing it starts with an exploration of how American aggression caused the carnage and finished with six hours of British recipes
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(115)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron discovered God on the set of Growing Pains when he finally stopped believing in that silly old childish notion of evolution and went to church to get the real, grown-up facts
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(348)
 
(eBay)
 
 
 
Remember the original talking G.I. Joe? A Real American Hero. He now detests violence & has taken a vow of silence, choosing to communicate solely through nude interpretive dance. Go Joe
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(22)
 
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop these swimmers in synch
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(31)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
ABC's Good Morning America presents "Food Mix and Mash-Up" Buzzfeed listicle of bizarre recipes, asks its millions of bored viewers to vote for their favorite. Naturally, they pick the pimento cheeseburger corn dog
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(5)
 
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
For the first time since 2007 there will be an American racing in Formula One this weekend
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(47)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former Wells Fargo CEO says the $16.65B fine on BoA is "government extortion"
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(145)
 
(411Mania)
 
 
 
WWE criticized for letting American flag touch the ground at SummerSlam, which made Hacksaw Jim Duggan cry and break his 2x4, Sgt. Slaughter no longer want his country back, and John Cena hate the troops
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(52)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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(156)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man and his daughter prepare to launch their own camera into space, topped off with a Rainbow Dash My Little Pony figure. Many hope this launch is a prototype for sending actual Bronies into space
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(63)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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(59)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Dumbass posts a huge pile of money to his Facebook page. Next day, home invasion and murder. Gee, you think the two might be related, Officer Romero?
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(70)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that if America votes for a Republican Senate this November and makes him majority leader, they can look forward to lots of veto showdowns and government shutdowns over the next two years
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(85)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Teenage pilot pulls off emergency landing like a boss. w/pics and vid
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(80)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops fail to inform one of their own about a huge prostitution sex sting dubbed Operation: Summer Lovin', feel kind of bad after they are forced to arrest him
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(60)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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(130)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yet ANOTHER 'Human Barbie' emerges: She's 16-years-old, SUPER creepy looking, wants to become a psychologist after she finishes school (w/pics)
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(360)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Doctor Who David Tennant reads the foreword he wrote for Elisabeth Sladen's autobiography. "If Sarah was here, there was nothing to worry about. Later that afternoon, she would be calling me Doctor"
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
American workers spend more time planning their vacations every year than they do for retirement
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(111)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Forget the Riots, Missouri Mall may have made the worst commercial ever
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(54)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Victim bludgeoned to death with hammer 'suffered a violent death,' well-paid expert says
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(15)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Republican presidential candidate does the "robot" at celeb-filled Hamptons party. Surprisingly, not THAT candidate
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(54)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(38)
 
(The News Nerd)
 
 
 
Former NBA star Allen Iverson has one question for you, "Brother, can you spare a dime?"
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(172)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"How America outsourced our national security"
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(39)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice Oreos are coming, since Americans need something to tide them over until it's time for Halloween candy corn Oreos and Thanksgiving gingerbread Oreos
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(38)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
At the end of the day, if we're all Americans, we support peaceful protesters, we oppose rioters and looters and we think the officer who was involved should go to jail if he shot Mike Brown after he surrendered
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(280)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Like most rational Americans, this KKK grand wizard is waiting for all the details in the Michael Brown shooting to come to light before before rushing to judgement
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(188)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Former Vermont Senator Jim Jeffords' soul becomes independent from his body
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Diseases in America move from south to north, because of course they do
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(67)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Now that BROCK LESNAR conquered the 15-time champ at Summerslam, who will step up to the Beast Incarnate? How will the Bellas' split affect Total Divas? It's WWE RAW, live from Las Vegas (8 pm EDT on USA, 7:30 on 9.99) Pre-show 7:30 pm EDT
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(1570)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British PM Cameron drums up support for a new war in Iraq, just in time for the centennial of the war that ended with the Brits farking up the region to begin with
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(33)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
In the wake of the questions surrounding the Ferguson shooting, many people are pushing for the police to wear body cameras, but as San Diego shows, even where cops DO wear them it's unlikely YOU will ever get to see the footage, citizen
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(193)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Journalist attempts to go undercover in a prison. After Russia, China, Hong Kong, Laos, Japan, Jamaica, Sweden, Norway, France, and the UK say no due to safety, he's finally gets into an American 'concentration camp.' One guess as to who runs it
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(101)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Just released memo calls into question the appointment of a federal judge that allowed President Obama cover to kill Americans
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(79)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
America's economy is growing. China's is booming. But Europe remains in the doldrums. Bankers are edgy. Global scenarios for years to come will be defined by today's interactions between these economies
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little House on the Prairie to get a grim and gritty reboot. Well, grimmer and grittier
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(112)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith resume their tour after Joey Kramer kickstarts his heart
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is preparing a hippie playlist for a "summer of '69' party". Difficulty: doesn't know of any hippie songs to use. Please help me
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(86)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Radio Australia)
 
 
 
Peshmerga + US air strikes = Reclamation of the Mosul Dam
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(100)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Boulder, Colorado named nation's best college town thanks to its walkability, beautiful bicycle paths, outstanding public transit system, natural attractions, legal weed, the pedestrian Pearl Street Mall, and numerous science and tech employers
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(92)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone has merged all the faces of Doctor Who together--from Hartnell to Capaldi--and come up with The Average Face of The Doctor. Nice hair, Doc
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(48)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN John Cena rise above blood, urine and vomit? IS Brie Bella ready to fight for her man? WILL Y2J save us from Wyatt2Bray? Live from LA, it's SummerSlam, 8pm EDT on the WWE 9.99
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(1752)
 
(Some Elephant Talker)
 
 
 
Welcome to Summer Prog Camp. Reveille will be at 7:16 and in 7/16
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(25)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legal analysis of Perry's "indictment" from a former Prosecutor. The indictment was as laughably bare as initially assumed
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(566)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stone Brewery named 2nd Best Craft Brewery in America due to recent collaborative launch of W00tStout 2.0. Raise a toast to Drew, Wil, and Aisha
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(7)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First off, there is such a thing as an ice mine. Secondly, this one only makes ice in the summer
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(25)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Man shot in the back of the head, crashes his car into a house, walks eight blocks to the Emergency Room. Ta-da
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(15)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harry Shearer wins a Creative Arts Emmy for his portrayal of Homer Simpson, and Bob's Burgers receives a statue as well because it is, quite simply, the greatest animated show on television that isn't named Archer
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(55)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Disney cancels American Idol Experience
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(35)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New Hampshire governor declares state of emergency because real pot is illegal in New Hampshire
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(34)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Dear Mr. President: Why I'm leaving America"
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(299)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The hot, sweaty, dog days of summer are upon us, which is why it's important to keep hydrated with the cool, refreshing taste of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(32)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(LAist)
 
 
 
L.A. Hipsters brand the chain's new Highland Park location "the saddest Starbucks in America." Why, it's as if you're really in Seattle
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(75)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Former teen heart-throb creates new religion, remains irrelevant
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(48)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Grammer Nazi''s unite: So much apostrophe fail you''ll be inraged
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(27)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Customers complain that if one worker is taking a nap, his co-worker shouldn't be playing on her iPad at the same time, because then nobody's paying attention to where the airliner is going
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
40 percent of Americans will develop diabetes in their lifetime. Finally, a report that the government doesn't sugarcoat
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top competitive gamers are as doped up as Rob Ford and Tour de France racers
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another product of the American public education system...we can say for certain at least one was left behind
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A thrilling and humorous exploration of the modern failings of comedy and what can be done about it. Not since Steven Wright have I seen such a dynamic performer
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(18)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
That's a good question - why don't we require police to wear cameras on duty? You'd think it'd be better and cheaper than a week of protests and tear gas
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(440)
 
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First pictures of the newly designed Stormtroopers for Star Wars Episode VII emerge
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(125)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mastodon tusks and primitive tools discovered by fishermen in Chesapeake Bay suggest humans settled North America thousands of yahs earlier than believed
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert claims undocumented democrats are spreading ebola
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(257)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero dishes on dishwashers. "Some dishwashers leave behind small bits of food, but many dishwashers produce nice clean dishes"
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(18)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop despite rising tensions in Iraq and Ukraine. As strange as this seems, its only possible when a super consumer as China drops its demand
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(18)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bond villain like accent? Check. Former martial arts champion? Check. Former stunt woman? Check. Current well known female director? Check. Ok, it's time for Lexi Alexander to become the first woman to direct a Marvel movie
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man with dwarfism wears a hidden camera to record a day from his perspective. You haven't seen this many crotch shots since the last time Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were on a red carpet together
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(72)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pro wrestling's greatest angle was convincing us it doesn't matter, leaving it free and clear to exploit the daylights out of the performers and fans alike
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(160)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Denim sales down 6% as consumers with good genes want better jeans
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pictures of yourself sucking a cucumber and posing topless may not be the best thing to send to a 15-year-old boy, but at least Burgess Meredith would approve
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(68)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
17% of the U.S. student debt is held by Americans aged 50 or older. Otherwise known as 1970s philosophy majors
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(174)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "Consumer Reports: Tesla Model S has 'more than its share of problems'" Actual Quote: "The Tesla Model S was 'one of the most phenomenal cars we've ever tested.'"
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(209)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The #1 album in America is a '70s mixtape
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(186)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MS Tea Party Leader prays that god will "be violent" against the Republican party. O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy, Amen?
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(65)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
American Tourister found dead
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(60)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Fisherman charged after he allegedly abandoned a half shackle of commercial gillnet filled with scores of salmon. I have no idea what half of that sentence means
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush
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(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
"Hello? This is the mayor. I need all of the steak delivered to city hall. ALL OF IT. This is an emergency. And may God have mercy on our souls if this should fail"
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(Intel News)
 
 
 
Germany: Would you please tell us who you have spying in our country? Greece: Angela Merkel. France: Angela Merkel. Burundi: Angela Merkel
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You might have to sit down and take a deep breath for this one: Americans believe they have no influence on US policy
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