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500 headlines found matching 'Mer'
Sat February 24, 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
During CNN town hall, NRA mouthpiece Dana Loesch slammed the loose background check process America has in place--a process the NRA fought tooth and nail to create
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Sweden is dealing with Russia so it doesn't wind up like America
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you were serious about becoming a blacksmith you would've done the hammering yourself and not hired a friend to attempt to hammer to death your unsupportive parents. So you see, maybe they were right about you lacking conviction for your dreams
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Miami Dolphins OL Jonathan Martin shows Florida what giant red sirens look like. *Pokes FBI with a stick*
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Candidate in a GOP primary in AZ, formerly famous for vowing to use women and children as human shields during the Bundy Ranch standoff, compares student protesters in FL to Stalin and Hitler..and then asks a reporter for their contact info
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein told the WH about Kushner's numerous security problems 2 flippin' weeks ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Mueller's Justice League for America
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
America's most notorious deadbeat dad caught in Canadian cherry pit sting. No, really
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you know that every political official that boards Air Force One is expected to pay for food - even if they don't eat? This former Trump White House official now knows
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A third of Americans approve of Trump's handling of the school shooting. Probably the same third that think he is doing a good job, like his tax plan, believe he repealed Obamacare, say the media is the enemy, and don't believe in evolution
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After discussing it with daughter Rashida Jones, Quincy Jones blames drinking & walks back his controversial Vulture & GQ interviews. So Richard Pryor never had sex with Brando, Michael Jackson was honest & Ringo's a great drummer. Happy?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former 49ers player says he suffered 2,500 concussions during football career. The good news is that he's now eligible to become the league's commissioner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Those Russian mercs that got their asses handed to them in Syria after they attacked American-backed forces? Yeah, the leader of the mercenary company got Kremlin approval for the attack
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Gallup)
 
 
 
54% of Americans say they won't use self-driving cars. Apparently they like to have something else to keep them busy while they're texting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA's Wayne LaPierre today at CPAC: The right to bear arms is "not bestowed by man but granted by God to all Americans as our American birthright"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A swarm of incontinent howler monkeys descend on Maryland, Trumpy's concerned about violent media, and Mueller drops another 2-ton bag of hammers on Manafort and Gates. MSNBC Discussion thread, Thirsty Thursday edition, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
A day after America embarrassed its northern neighbors in their top sports, it's a quiet night at the Olympics. Women's figure skating is the headline event, with women's ski cross also tonight, weather permitting. Things start at 8pm EST
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomer testing a new camera happens to catch a supernova as it's being born. In other news, Subby managed to get out of bed and put on pants
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of Vermont merges the booze department with the scratch-off-ticket department. Considering adding the guys who regulate smokes or the people who regulate Little Debbie Snack Cakes to complete the trifecta
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Walmart to launch new online home shopping experience, depriving science of the valuable anthropological research data to be found in Walmart customers
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(Astronomy Now)
 
 
 
"America doesn't build anything right anymore." Well, about that, the Mars rover just enjoyed it's 5,000th sunrise, far exceeding expectations
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
How was your flight ma'am? "It was a s---show." Oh, well take this card with a Delta customer service number
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The unseen undercurrents slowly modifying American society - interracial marriages nearing fifth of all weddings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I learned his mom gave $50,000 to an online scammer after being catfished; we got her finances back in order, but are worried it'll happen again. We want to catfish her to see if she falls for it again; is that okay?"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Burglar who tried to hide from a security camera by putting a towel over his head will now be snapping towels in prison
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vast study from Romero Institute of Pharmacology concludes that antidepressants work. Future studies to prove that vaccination prevents illness, smoking is linked to lung cancer, and water is wet
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I think we've reached a milestone when a tech company needs to add the disclaimer "this testing does not irritate or harm the robot"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rifftrax to hit the theaters again this summer, with Big McLargeHuge offerings of Space Mutiny and '80s cult film Krull. Bets on hearing the Budweiser song in the fire mares' scene?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
And Saint Attila raised the AR-15 up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy AR-15 that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
America's use of biological weapons during the Korean War was proven by a 1952 report from the DPRK/PRC's "International Scientific Commission for the Investigation of the Facts Concerning Bacterial Warfare in Korea and China". Sounds legit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Many of them can't find Canada on a map, don't recognize its flag, and think it's a Marxist republic where people speak strange languages. Who would have guessed that Americans had so much in common with North Koreans?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Taco Bell cashier trying to distinguish different Steves in the restaurant refers to Asian-American customer as 'Steve C***k'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House: OMG would you people just STOP it about Melania's parents? They're legal residents who are about to become citizens, OK? Christ. Dreamers: Sooooo...they benefited from "chain migration," then? Is that what you're saying?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wendy Williams says Fergie needs auto-tune. America says Wendy Williams needs to go away
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Because his regular multi-million dollar bonus wasn't enough, Monsanto gives CEO another 2.5 million for merger. Remember that when you're paying 38 bucks a bag for Weed-B-Gone
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(Google)
 
 
 
I'm bored. Please favor me with a limmerick
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Netflix and the BBC to bring us a new "hidden camera" reality show. Fark: Where they see if they can convince regular people to commit murder
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
2004 presidential screamer Howard Dean: House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes "belongs in JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL" because he doesn't put the country first like former President Obama did
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(The Week)
 
 
 
A former FBI agent and father to one of the survivors of the Parkland massacre is quite displeased to learn Donnie Jr. and the right wing media think his son is a crisis actor
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Photoshop this American lady
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Elitist, Hollywood librul, communist, socialists once again stick their filthy noses into America's sacred political arena
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now, this time Trump's really crazy, says Thomas Friedman. Surely, now, America will come to its senses and throw this deranged madman from office. Sorry, Tommy boy, we're going to have to wait until November 2018 to toss the whole crazy bunch
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Tue February 20, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian man who claims to have worked with Troll farm accused of trying to influence American election, and who confirms many of the allegations made by Mueller is arrested by Russian police because, um, reasons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll shows NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT of Americans support mandatory background checks for ALL gun buyers, (with a margin of error of 3%) meaning there's a SLIGHT chance such a bill could overcome NRA opposition and actually become law
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you miss the time when Conservatives complained about out of run deficits, out of control spending, accelerating social change and American decline? Don't worry, these will be back once we elect a Democrat as President
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"They [Americans] have very low standards about the sources they accept as accurate, and yet aren't great at parsing fact from fiction on the Internet"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Thrift shop says donated clothing should not contain illicit drugs. Unclear if they asked their customers before releasing the statement
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Average American: "They're high school kids who just survived a mass shooting, who would possibly try and smear them?" Conservatives: "Have you been in a coma for 20 years?"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Former Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria bought the team for $158 million and sold it for $1.2 billion but is claiming a loss. Which sounds about as honest as Clayton Kershaw filing to collect unemployment
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Mon February 19, 2018
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Americans do not actually celebrate President's Day. In fact, few have any real reason to remember President's Day actually exists. President's Day should a day when the practice of leadership is celebrated in the public arena
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Religious faith is no longer a virtue in America, now more of a sign that you're cray cray
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve," said one White House official. Were they talking about A) The Olympics, B) Presidents' Day, or C) The slaughter of American school children?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you were looking for a list of the absolute worst people in America, the just released CPAC agenda has you covered
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Dear sirs, there may be just a little bit of mold on my senbei cracker. I am sending it back." "Dear customer: [multipage essay of apology and supplication accompanied by documentation and results of our FTIR analysis]. Have a free packet on us"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Georgian President, current Stateless Individual who was kicked out of Ukraine to Poland has his followers agitating to make him President of Ukraine. The aristocrat
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In place of scarecrow, farmer erects Rule 34
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Claiming its new delivery partner laid an egg, KFC closes outlets across the UK. Customers last seen crossing the road to the competition
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House spokesman: The Russians tried to create chaos in the American election system, but the Democrats and the mainstream media created more chaos than the Russians by talking about the chaos created by the Russians. That's the REAL outrage
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(Some Uninvited Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and fiancée Meghan Markle have rejected the advice of politicians and diplomats and have invited former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle to attend their wedding at Windsor Castle on Saturday, May 19. Donald is not invited
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm not 100% sure, but I think Trump wants an African-American billionaire to get naked so he can beat her at chess?
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Sun February 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks rich people need to pay more taxes and he's paid more than $10 billion himself. Well, I'm sure the Kochs and the Mercers and the Trumps will be getting right on that
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"In a morbidly appropriate development that seems perfectly suited for tasteless puns, a zombie novel that George A. Romero was working on when he died last year will be ____"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres win Eric Hosmer sweepstakes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How the "America First" trade policy could lead to a trade war ... and make Kentucky Bourbon and Wisconsin Cheese much more expensive. Yeah, that should go over well in Trump country
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On this day in 1930, astronomer Clyde Tombaugh officially confirmed the existence of the planet Pluto. And yes, Neil deGrasse Tyson, it's a farking planet. Deal with it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook has been ordered to stop tracking people without consent... Sorry America, not yours. You're $uch a $exy a$$et
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's how America's white nationalists trolled the media about the Florida Parkland shooter
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New teaser for Cobra Kai. STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be-former National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster contradicts his boss on the Russia indictments, saying it is "beyond dispute" they meddled in the election
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Here's why the Winter Olympics will always be better than the Summer Games, explains Canadian article writing lady from the Great White North which just so happens to suck at summer games ... total coincidence, of course
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alert American Airlines employee saves two teens from being sold into sex slavery
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Almost four million Americans getting paid more this year due to GOP tax bill. We're going to need a lot more MAGA hats
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
For American Presidents and other people who don't like to read: Just the key lines from today's Mueller indictment of 13 Russians accused of meddling in U.S. election
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller drops a double dose of indictments to lead us into President's day. 13 Russians and 1 American are in the crosshairs. Trump says NO COLLUSION. It's FRESH HELL FRIDAY in the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Sobriety not recommended. Fun starts @ 8 EST
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
First serious Panthers bidder emerges
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Deputy AG Rosenstein said there's no allegation in [THIS] indictment that any American was a knowing participant in the [Russian] scheme, nor is there any allegation that the scheme affected the outcome of the election [unlike the DNC primaries]"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. retweeted a Russian-controlled troll account named in the Mueller indictments of 13 Russians today numerous times (w/pics)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A significant number of Americans from both parties say that they would support a military takeover of the U.S. government. Yeah, that sound you heard was all the founding fathers turning in their graves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hasbro says "No more, bro" to Baysplosions in their Transformers world. Announces full reboot of live action robots in disguise. Bumblebee to have the last word
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study totally not commissioned by the FM radio programmers' industry says people find comfort listening to the same songs over and over, over and over, over and over, over and over, over and over
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor and Obamacare architect announces his bid for Utah's U.S. senate seat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the intelligence of a computer programmer
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Close friends Emerge to attend Fischer-Schumer wedding
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mother of a slain Florida student screams at Trump live on camera and CNN's Brooke Baldwin completely breaks down in tears
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a classic case of American exceptionalism, 70 years after Charles Cohen escaped death by hiding in a closet to escape one of the first mass murders in the U.S., his granddaughter hides in a closet to escape a mass murderer and survives. Freedumb
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Gamergate, ISIS, and Ferguson: The Trump Era began in 2014
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently still a little miffed about the whole "getting fired for doing my job" thing, former US Attorney Preet "Big Trollin'" Bharara Tweets "You know who has permanent security clearances? Every member of special counsel Mueller's team. " B-U-RN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After yesterday's mass shooting, the U.S. has the distinction of "the most dangerous of wealthy nations for a child to be born into." Is America great again yet?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's can be completely reversed in mice by removing just one enzyme. So now mice suffering from Alzheimer's will totally remember where that cheese is, and all about that cat
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Showing up hammered at your DUI hearing will elicit no sympathy from the bench. (With helpful picture of Thirsty McDrunkerstein.)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Pastor of mega-church is forced to fly commercial after Customs seizes his 15MM private jet and $350K in cash
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Yo Wikileaks, we heard you liked leaks so we leaked your founder's direct messages. Now everybody and his dawg gets to decide whether Julian Assange was an agent of a hostile foreign power or merely a useful idiot
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Police investigating mysterious, unexplained injuries to patients in Meriter Hospital's Newborn Intensive Care Unit, which doesn't sound like someone just getting sloppy pinning diapers on
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Wed February 14, 2018
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Zlatan prepares to come to America and LA Galaxy this summer, is house-hunting around Bel Air and Beverly Hills because he is Zlatan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A lock of George Washington's hair has been found in a book, and America suddenly remembers that he's not term-limited
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Former CIA agent warns that Trump is giving the green light to Putin, particularly Caturday threads
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan faces a two year jail sentence or be fined 5,000 rupees (£56) for making a commercial for a mouth freshener which has been linked to chewing tobacco. Mildred Krebs all set to bail him out
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's energy sector is proudly leading the way in something that doesn't exist
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
California blocks Native Americans out of weed business. Just as well, as if they know anything about smoking
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former officer sues NYPD because the job made him fat and not his daily supply of doughnuts that would make Chris Christie blush
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family-focused American woman gets death threats from terrorist cells that are allowed to exist largely unchecked by federal and local authorities
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings to fans: Please feel free to mentally check out until summer 2019, when we intend to sign multiple marquee free agents who will transform us into winners. Trust the process. Trust us
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Verrit.com, the Peter Daou website that no one wanted, used, or cared about, is rebooting for Summer 2018, so put away your sledding pantsuit and get ready for some serious action
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Let's see how "Christians" conservasplian kicking it the dreamers... Oh my
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Americans will buy 60 million pounds of chocolate this week all because of Valentine's Day. Here's how chocolate became associated with romance
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Streets of Bakersfield, we ShowOff the Wolf, A Queen continues to quell a Riott, A Canadian Roodely challenges Americans, and A New Day of Pancaked Benjables. This is YOUR SmackDown Live Thread (8pm, USA)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
If you really wanted to successfully ban pornography in America, here's what you would need to do
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Awkward: breaking up with your boyfriend. Really awkward: he's a celebrity. Fark awkward: you get arrested for putting a hidden camera in his place
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Artist had one job to do with newly released portrait of former President Barack Obama: To not make him look like a freak with an extra finger to go with his large hands
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The snowflakes at the NRA are really angry that so many TV shows are making fun of Donald Trump and want it to stop, or else they are going to smash their TVs with sledgehammers
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, the Greatest American Hero reboot is going to go all Ghostbustery reboot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo expecting to boost consumer loan bondage under stricter Fed discipline
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Good idea: If arguing with your partner just keep driving. Bad idea: Pulling the car's emergency brake at 60 mph while arguing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mercedes has been a godsend ... Every time there is a void because there is some craziness going on, Mercy's always there to be the leader of the team" "Otherwise, we'd all be chickens with our heads cut off, just running around rudderless"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Flynn aide joined a Silicon Valley bank, Oracle. A few weeks later, they were giving huge loans to Devin, presumably for his microwaved grapefruit habit
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Daily Wire to merge with the Blaze, form MegaDerpTron
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Putin claims, and no one at the White House has contradicted him, that Trump "authorized him to speak" on America's behalf to the Palestinian Authority to try to negotiate a peace deal
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former KKK leader finds God and now is a security chief at a black church. 'Brother, where there's God's grace, there is no race.'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former president of Georgia arrested in Ukraine by Israeli agents and deported to Poland by a Turkish judge using a Vietnamese translator, by way of a French airplane, with a Dutch pilot and Moroccan crew. Belgium
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R) says that if Republicans said they were going to raise spending and rack up trillion dollar deficits, none of them would have gotten elected (w/video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House budget admits that Republican tax bill has paved the way for a great American bankruptcy. The best bankruptcy. Bigly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement." Non Anglo-Americans can have a seat with their papers with the ICE officers over there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former MLB pitcher Esteban Loaiza arrested for throwing more than an eight ball
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some people actually thought Mirai Nagasu really loves America enough to have 'USA' tattooed on her inner thigh
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Banned Russian athlete gave his dope bobsled to an American athlete. Fark: American won a medal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He's not a politician, he's a businessman. We need someone who will run America like a business. Sure, he's bankrupted a casino, but a casino isn't a country. Besides, we have Paul Ryan
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
How sad has America become that we now wish for Hollyweird celebrities to become our next President. One speck of saneness: Actor Tom Hanks tops the list
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Restaurant sales fall in January as consumers balk at using their tax overhaul money on a $5 hamburger containing 4 ounces of meat
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
More details emerge on how the moon left the Earth 4 billion years ago. It was a bad breakup
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Convicted of corruption, fraud, tax evasion, sentenced to 5 yrs in prison. Fark: Get nice bed with new mattress - and unit mgr makes it for you. Daily massages, other inmates clean your room? Only the best for former Congresswoman Corrine Brown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-adult onesie pajamas) has still not repaid the $84,000 of taxpayer money he used to pay sexual harassment settlement with a former aide
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's an American tradition to punch a nazi, racist, bigoted piece of shiat
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Sat February 10, 2018
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 221, live from Perth, Australia. Luke Rockhold vs Yoel Romero for the interim middleweight title* Mark Hunt vs Curtis Blaydes. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, PPV main card at 10 PM ET
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
New Horizons to Voyager: Isn't the view great from way out here? Oh, that's right, you don't have a camera any more. Sorry to rub it in
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
So you keep hearing "5G" tossed around in the news but aren't really sure what it means? We share your confusion and present to you this handy primer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stop popping ibuprofen like it's candy, America. Seriously, this is just getting stupid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europeans who hate free healthcare, free college, and long vacations are flocking to America
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
On this day, 105 years ago, the Great Meteor Procession flew across the North American sky like jets in formation, like a military parade, you might say
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Don Lemon breaks into uncontrollable laughter at the mere mention of Omarosa
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Adult summer camp is a thing, and, yes, you're still going to go and spend the first three days crying and calling your parents because you want to go home
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(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Man gives keys to friend "to go to Club Coconuts to pick up strippers for a party," accuses him of stealing car, but handed them to him in a bar with a security camera running. Also, got him popped for DUI for the cherry on top. Some friend
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Americans, especially young Americans, are having much less sex than just a decade ago. And the rate is dropping faster every year. Why? "Too much Netflix, not enough chill"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Customer: This chicken is rubbery. Chef: *smoke bomb*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
L. L. Bean to customers who purchased items with lifetime warranty: Drop Dead. Well, that's one way to technically still honor a lifetime warranty
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor gives student a failing grade on a paper comparing America and Australia, because Australia is a continent, not a country, and also it's the place where Hitler was born
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
At the end of the day Americans could eat healthier. They just don't want to
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Miramax exec and Rose McGowan manager commits suicide, family blames everyone
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why America needs thousands of political parties, not just a R-epugnant or D-efunct party
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Mexican Olympian releases new song at the Olympics slamming Trump
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime customers can now order Whole Paycheck with free 2 hour shipping
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer shoots himself in foot, forgot he wanted military parade in 2014. President Trump says tanks a lot
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
And here's a Fox News executive vice president slamming the "darker, gayer, and different" Olympics for subverting Trump's America First campaign
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Compared to American kids, German kids have far more freedom to explore, be independent, learn from mistakes, annex the Sudetenland
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer blames a "group of complete morons" for blowing up the market
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After scammers victimized his dementia-ridden grandmother, a man takes to Twitch to give the scammers a well-deserved dose of their own medicine
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Failing newspaper brings in a mere $1.7b in revenues for 2017. Sad
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Broadway has run out of ideas: Musical in the works based on that American treasure of a singer/songwriter and his band: Huey Lewis and the News
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(Saveur)
 
 
 
How a poisonous and toxic plant become a staple on the American South's dinner plate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even House Democrats are wondering what Nancy Pelosi was on and what the hell was the point of the her Dreamer filibuster
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Driver arrested after traveling 237km/h east of Toronto, judge releases suspect based on how every American reading this headline is Googling just how fast 237km/h is
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan activist defends saying farmers are like father rapers after confronting a couple of dairy farmers over the 'sexual abuse' of their livestock with artificial insemination
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey It's *That Guy*" actor Mickey Jones dies at 76; you'll know him from "Home Improvement", "Nation Lampoon's Summer Vacation", "Total Recall", "Sling Blade", and other films and TV shows
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The U.S. official in charge of protecting American elections from hacking says the Russians successfully penetrated the voter registration rolls of several U.S. states prior to the 2016 presidential election"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gaza is down to just ten days of emergency fuel. I told ya we should have put more than five bucks in
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"America first" is actually putting China first
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since Trump's inauguration, groups vowing to fight him have sprung up like weeds and received a LOT of money from pissed off Americans. Unfortunately some of these groups are spending 80% or more of those donations on ... themselves
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kansas State Trooper's video plea for idiotic drivers to speed up and realizing when merging on the interstate they are on an ACCELERATION LANE they should MOVE IT THE FARK ON has garnered international support
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Woman sues former live-in boyfriend after he flew the coop ... when he won $6.1 million in the lottery
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America used to be a brave, bold, country full of chocoholics. What happened?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over, North Korea and America; India and Pakistan are ready to start World War III (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Today, I feel betrayed and deceived-as if President Trump used my pain, and the pain of working class America, simply to win political points." Well, DUH
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't let the youth of America participate in their future: Age requirements sought after six teens run for governor of Kansas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scary: School bus driver suffers a medical emergency while driving. Cool: 13-year-old boy was able to steer the bus to safety and stop. Fark: He very seldom rides the bus but decided to this day
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
In corruption trial, Howe admits he stole money from former law partners Dewey and Cheatem
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(Some Guy Fawkes)
 
 
 
If you thought UKIP was a clusterfark, a former leadership candidate who claimed a gay donkey tried to rape his horse has set up a new party: Democrats and Veterans. Tag is 50% appropriate
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Come for an explanation of how racist nutjobs get elected, stay for the joke about how the New York Times will publish numerous profiles of the idiots who elected them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed immigration plan could end up extending the duration of whites as the majority race in America by five years. Hey, what's that razor called? Ox ham or something?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Organizers of a "networking party" at the North American Bitcoin Conference defend their decision to hold the event at a strip club, pointing out that, for most Bitcoin enthusiasts, this was probably their only chance to see a live human female naked
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you're interested in America's hottest real estate markets, then you should go to California. Don't go to Seattle. Please, stay away
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Altered Carbon' star candidly discusses her epic naked clone sword fight and how her merkin initially "looked like a small animal" until she gave it a haircut
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Former Congressman Robin Tallon Jr. has a very elaborate long term plan to get back into office. Because why else would he still be spending all this money on his campaign 25 years after leaving the House?
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Mon February 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Austrian Franz Klammer's famous win in 1976, only one skier has won men's downhill gold as favorite. A handful of recent Olympic champions have clinched gold without a single win on the World Cup circuit and no one has ever defended the title
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Regulatory capture is when a regulatory agency, created to act in the public interest, instead advances the commercial or political concerns of special interest groups that dominate the industry or sector it is charged with regulating
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two drinks a day can help you fight Alzheimer's, whereas six drinks a day can help you fight anyone in the bar
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ho hum, NBD, just the President of the United States saying anyone who didn't stand and clap during his SoTU speech is guilty of "treason" and is "un-American" (w/video)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic calls out the entire GOP as an anti-constitutional threat, recommends Americans "vote mindlessly and mechanically against Republicans at every opportunity"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look back at the best part of the game: The commercials
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Spamming the Internet with ads disguised as information only loses marketers millions every year. "Content marketers" -- we award you no points, and may God have mercy on your souls
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Yet more proof that no good deed goes unpunished in America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: Giving everyone in America health care would be a nightmare
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the stock markets, surely they'll rebound from Fridays' --- SELL MORTIMER, SELL
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(Time)
 
 
 
Dodge wins the award for worst commercial during the Super Bowl, invoking Martin Luther King Jr. to sell trucks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fear not, America - the FBI will be looking into the Trump situation with the same urgency and competence they brought to the Nassar investigDAMMITSOMUCH
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The most expensive Super Bowl commercials ever made include the one with Eminem, the one with Britney Spears, and the one depicting a community doing whatever it takes to guarantee a Budweiser delivery truck makes it to their town
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are saving energy by staying at home
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NFL neatly sidesteps the kneeling for the National Anthem by performing "America, the Beautiful" before switching to PINK belting out one verse of the "Star Spangled Banner". No time to kneel. I thought athletes had quick reaction times
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The reality of being poor in America that the 1% will never recognize
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(Time)
 
 
 
The best commercials of the year will premiere today as companies spend millions of dollars for 30 seconds of airtime. We just have to suffer through the most overrated team in football to watch them. Your Superb Owl Commercial Thread, 6 pm ET on NBC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A targeted 11-day information operation ... amplified by computational propaganda techniques and aimed to change both public perceptions and the behavior of American lawmakers"
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Sat February 03, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Two people died in that photograph. The general killed the Viet Cong; I killed the general with my camera"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In order to force more unwilling consumers into Windows 10, Microsoft announces that the next version of Office will only run on Windows 10
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts regulators order utilities to pass tax cut savings along to customers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DNC bringing in new blood by naming Clinton advisor and former Kerry campaign manager as interim CEO of the party
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mesmerising footage shows strange sausage-like worms dubbed 'penis fish' that are eaten raw in South Korea" Like a lava lamp, but more penis
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
1 in 4 Americans believe God will listen to their prayers and not those loser fans' prayers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve drops the hammer on Wells Fargo. Warren Buffett last seen looking for his lucky dime
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gen X are the most likely to spend $70 on a bottle of wine more than once a month, are the most engaged wine clubs customers and are growing their wine cellars
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman who worked with Nunes "When it comes to exercising good judgment and discharging his duties in service of the Constitution, he's just not up to the task"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The radical right has created a significant number of "Alt-Americans" who live in an upside down world. Presumably, a flat one
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Black hole mergers may make gamma-ray bursts, after all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Super Bowl halftime performer Justin Timberlake says his son "will never play football"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
List of hated commercial jingles to the left, your additions to said list to the right
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says the liberals have "seized the fact-checking industry" but assures republicans that the American people are in possession of their own facts. Fact is, that doesn't make sense
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
14 million Americans will miss work Monday. Or, you know, the NFL could move the game to Saturday
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump takes time in White House meeting to brag about the time Melania starred in an Aflac commercial as a sexy duck
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why was Russia's top spy let into the country? Why is Schumer asking questions he already knows the answer to?
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia boasts of having used 215 new weapon systems during the Syrian War, including the Submersible Fighter Aircraft, the Placebo Air Defense, and the Rapid-Evacuation Airbase
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Perre Coleman Magness' latest cookbook addresses growing interest in funeral food since so many Boomers are croaking now. "I knew right off that I couldn't do a Southern funeral cookbook without Jell-O salad"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Bill of Rights has become a bitter parody, and Americans who believe they are protected by the Fourth are deluded
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former terrorist financier and Intel committee member Peter King (R-NY) inadvertently confirms Adam Schiff's charge that Nunes altered the memo without Committee approval before send it to the White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I WAS SHOT SIXTEEN TIMES." "What's your address...yeah, that's outside the city. We can't help you"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"People are not under surveillance," Mr. Harrison said. "We want to make that clear. We're just installing 1500 cameras to look at all the boobies being flashed during Mardi Gras"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC says Democrats must applaud Trump if they love Jesus and be united under god. Because mindless obedience to authoritarian theocracy is what's going to Make America Great Again
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
AMD returns to profitability as gamers and cryptocoin miners enter in bidding war to buy GPUs at any price
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
American evangelicals not welcome in Bethlehem
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(AVN)
 
 
 
'80s porn star, former husband of Wednesday Addams and great grandnephew of Leon Trotsky, Jerry Butler dead at 58
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Realizing customers are not falling for the raise the price by 50% and then place it on a 30% off sale, Bon Ton will be closing 47 stores in the next few months. Old ladies everywhere are inconsolable
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former CIA director John McLaughlin describes Nunes memo as "a carefully picked bowl of cherries" while Cato Institute senior Julian Sanchez calls claim of its completeness "inconceivable". Vizzini and Inigo Montoya nod approvingly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Militant vegan calls dairy farmers 'rapists' and compares himself to abolitionsts from the days of slavery
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/31): Anthony Bourdain's food-related horror stories, a multiverse-spanning mother/daughter bounty hunter team-up, Stretch Armstrong, and DC finally answers the age-old question of what if baby Kal-El was raised by evil dairy farmers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's SOTU address where he talked about a "new American moment" was cribbed from a speech given by Hillary Clinton
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
60 years ago today the United States launched Explorer 1, the first American satellite
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(The Register)
 
 
 
US vs UK treatment for tech scammers - cough up a fat wad of cash or be tagged for six months with jail hanging over you. Which solution do these scum deserve?
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers provide live demonstration of their plan for America
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Despite claims made by Trump, immigrants commit fewer crimes than native-born Americans
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How Millennials will make retirement better for Baby Boomers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's latest strategy confirms the death of the American middle class as we know it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alex Smith gets traded from one Native American-themed team to another
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People with high blood sugar more likely to get Alzheimer's, long-term cognitive decline. Also true for people with high blood sugar
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Depending how you look at it. Tucson, Arizona is #1 when it comes to the worst football fans in America. Or they're 243rd when it comes to the best football fans. Is Arizona Stadium half-full or half-empty?
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Which means what? At best, more messy and half-empty shelves, mis-priced merchandise, and zero assistance?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Washington Post headline from summer 2020, Trump poised to reset presidency at Republican Convention: Pundits expect more presidential tone from Trump's speech
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How many times will Trump say ' Fake News? How many times will Trump say 'Make America Great Again'? How many times will he blame non-white immigrants? It's your official 2018 State Of The Union discussion. 9pm EST
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
That Congressman who wants any Dreamers who show up at the SOTU tonight arrested and deported? He's got seven brothers and sisters who consider him an embarrassment to the family and have said so before
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Pats, Eagles, Radio Row all at the Mall of America
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
US Military releases video of Russian jet passing within 5 feet of an American aircraft. Article includes the term "jet wash", but did not indicate if anyone was flipping the bird
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
POTUS' pick for most violent city in America tops best cities poll. Coverage by Daily Mail raises doubts as to the existence of Donald Trump
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Former "Glee" star facing prison over child porn dies of apparent suicide. He really shoulda been on a different TV show
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how much are you betting on the Super Bowl? America will bet about $4.76 BILLION on it
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt to star in first commercial, entirely because he likes beer. Fark handle currently unknown
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
TSA finds record 3,957 guns at airport checkpoints in 2017, mostly from Burt Gummer's carry-on bags
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Not content to stand idly by and let millennials have all the fun, baby boomers are killing the early bird special
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wanted criminal and self-described genius unable to properly parallel park calls the Nunes memo "100 times bigger than what caused the American revolution"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
YouTube CEO Susan Wojicki brings the hammer down on 'Acid Attack' prankster by bleating a mealymouthed, lawyer-penned warning and allowing him to keep his account and his 666,000 followers
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Mon January 29, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CTE or mental illness? The bizarre story of Titus Young, a former NFL player who sits in an L.A. correctional facility after numerous run-in with law enforcement. The question becomes, what will he do after he is released?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anthem to ER patient: Sorry, being doubled-over in excruciating pain with suspected appendicitis isn't really an "emergency," so you're now on the hook for $12,000. Share and Enjoy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"There's a big difference between saying 'can I buy you a drink?' and saying 'do you want some c**k?'" Says the UK MP Rick Romero
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In a new poll, many Americans say they've received a bump in pay or a bonus as a result of the new Tax law. And by "many" we mean around 100...out of about 5,200 people surveyed, or roughly just around 2%
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People with Alzheimer's can display disrupted circadian rhythm decades before memory issues. Unknown if Alzheimer's causes sleep problems or sleep problems cause Alzheimer's. Either way, if you're over 35 and post on TFD at 2 AM, you're hosed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises; savings fall to 10-year low as everyone just says "fark it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop doesn't think "the American taxpayer" should have to pay McCabe's pension, has a terminal case of irony
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer on chances of Friends reunion: WE ARE STILL ON A BREAK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I think we should spend $1.7 trillion to rebuild the nation's infrastructure. Dems: Fine by us, but, "America(ns) First"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
CBS golf overrun shortened important hour-long Grammy Red Carpet Live to 22 minutes, which consisted mostly of make-good commercials
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Less than 4 in 10 Americans can afford to have a minor emergency. In other news, is there really such a thing as a 'minor emergency'?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Chrysler is leaving Mexico and coming back to America because of me. Chrysler: Errr, what?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep just got nominated for Best Application by the U.S. Trademark Office
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Pink Pearl emerges from the big tent to continue her everlasting circus of lies. Can the press summon their inner Captain America and disrupt her vile plans? Find out at 1:15PM EST
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
The German plundering of America's beverage industry continues as JAB Holding owned Keurig blitzkriegs Dr. Pepper Snapple
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It cost the American taxpayers $675,000 to shuttle Melania "Antionette" Trump on Air Force Jets the 200 miles between New York City and DC 21 times in just the first 90 days of Trump's Presidency
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Three Dutch banks and the Dutch tax authority were all hit with DDOS attacks after it's revealed that Dutch intel services witnessed Russia meddling in the 2016 American election. Purely coincidence no doubt
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pilot sees an "opening" on California freeway and succeeds at an emergency landing. In other news, there was an opening on a California freeway
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Grammys censored Bono's bold proclamation "Blessed are the shiathole countries, for they gave us the American Dream"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are America's most hated companies. Do you hate them as well? Which ones do you actually like?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 10 greatest American winter Olympic athletes of time, as they are the masters of the cold
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What America looks for and needs in a strong U.N. Ambassador is somebody that whines about a comedy routine at The Grammys
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
$55 million overhaul of the Merriweather Post Pavilion brings the house down
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Waffle House customer says he will "gladly go to farking jail over some barbecue sauce." He was probably surprised to find out that the jail doesn't have any either
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio *raises fist*: "Deport ALL the Dreamers"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Red-blooded Americans all happen to say exactly the same thing at exactly the same time. You can't explain that
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Trump advisor and "Apprentice" contestant Omarosa Manigault to go from the White House to "Celebrity Big Brother" because...well, of course she is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farmers stand to lose virtually everything if NAFTA collapses but hey, immigrants are locked out so MAGA, fellas
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If Only: OK Democrats, I'll see your bringing 'Dreamers' to my State of the Union address and raise you by bringing ICE Agents
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How America fell in love with vodak
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: You need to have $1.5 million saved for retirement
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(Inc)
 
 
 
American Airlines decides air travel wasn't stressful enough, adds a touch of Thunderdome and the Hunger Games to new coach seating plans
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 20 most outrageous themed restaurants in America. Have any of you eaten there? Any other places with a theme that you would recommend?
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur grows mushrooms inside the very restaurant where they will be paired with melting chimera hearts dipped in the primal soup swirling inside the emerald goblet of the elder god Kthanid
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"People accusing him of bias are liars, flat out liars. I've been a Republican for 30 years, but I'm not going to put up with scumbags in my party attacking a good man like Robert Mueller ...a loyal American, a patriot...a Marine"
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Sat January 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Deplorables tell Native American to go home
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Owner of SUV involved in hit-and-run death of bicyclist says she sold it to some "Mexican or Somali" guy she couldn't understand for $3,000 4 days before fatal incident. Fark: She had $5,000 lien on SUV, and those pesky texts and security cameras
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Japanese waiter collects 8,000 tiny chopstick sleeve artworks left by customers. Subby's "crumbled up sleeve with chewing gum core" didn't make the cut
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh Lordy look at what the Mercers have been up to
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop an award to celebrate Yammering_Splat_Vector's 1000th contest win
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Budweiser believes their new Super Bowl commercial will be impervious to criticism, says the marketing executive
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump, this DACA plan is a decent humanitarian thing to do. Trump *Shrug* Deporting these dreamers will cause untold economic chaos and human misery *folded arms duckface*. It will be 3 times bigger than Obama's. Trump: WE'RE DOING THIS
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First woman to head a Scotch whisky distillery solo is a modest farmer's daughter
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Turns out many astronomers are not fans of disco
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sell, Mortimer, SELL
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
"Faced with hard questions about how a gravely immoral president fits in with his moral values, (Franklin) Graham offered a stammering, scattershot defense that lacked any intellectual consistency and dodged basic facts"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donnie tells the world "America Is Open for Business." Look at what he's already done for coal, porn stars, and the legal industries
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"A farking turd would be a better president than Trump," says Eminem, channeling his inner Ric Romero
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The most underrated city in America is...Baltimore. Tag is for *BLAM BLAM* **Sirens wailing** "Red tops" "Red tops" ***Subby OD's***
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
All the kids are doing it - Change a letter, ruin a band. Which won't be much fun for fans of Supertrump, The Polite, or Fisters of Mercy
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
T-Mobile offering customers attending Winter Olympics in South Korea a broad and free unlimited data... what's that? OH: Free unlimited data abroad
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(The Root)
 
 
 
This is arguably the most tone-deaf and racially offensive commercial since Kendall Jenner solved racism with a Pepsi. The commercial has been roundly dragged for demonstrating the worst kind of Democratic white progressive virtue signaling
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former DOJ prosecutor leaves to join private practice, takes sealed whistleblower lawsuits with him, offers to sell them to targets of investigations, offers to defend them. You're reading this, so you know how well it goes
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Hospital merger fails. Corporate speak announcement translation: "$ $$$"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're a former child star with a famous face, about how long will it take police to find you after you go on an armed robbery spree? Burbank Police: About 1 day
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says the Dreamers can be citizens if the wall is built, not so fast on Trump meeting with Mueller, and the case of the missing texts has been solved. Thirsty Thursday in the MSNBC Discussion thread. Crack one open starting at 8PM EST
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Jermaine "Huggy" Hopkins, or "Fats" from "Lean On Me" has court appearance over 6-lbs pot bust. Previous Arizona bust involving 200 lbs of marijuana bought from undercover cops suggests he should ask Morgan Freeman for really big poster, hammer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO: Fares are too low, given current fuel prices. Also, you can upgrade this headline to Green Class for only $99
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Bad: The Economist actually thought there was a chance that Steve Bannon would make America better. Worse: The horrifying cartoon included in the article
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Yankees Trenton Class-AA affiliate to change their name to honor former NJ governor Chris Christie
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump admin to offer up a final solution for the Dreamer problem
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