| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| (Bozeman Chronicle) | Police officer delivers stern lecture to man after arresting him for shoplifting school supplies for his kids. Just kidding; after citing and releasing the suspect, the officer used his own money to buy food for the guy's family (dailychronicle.com) | (229) | |
| (Daily Nonpareil) | Man tells cops he's wearing nylons and making sexual gestures to passing vehicles because the meth messed with his hormones (southwestiowanews.com) | (48) |