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68 headlines found matching 'Mcdonald'
Wed April 26, 2017
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
McDonald's shows Burger King a whopper of an earnings report
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Tue April 25, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to McDonalds. This is Grand Moff Tarkin. Would you like to try our new all-day breakfast menu?
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Someone spent almost $15,000 on a 20-year-old McDonald's dipping sauce packet
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How bad do you have to drive before people start a Facebook page warning other drivers of your whereabouts?
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Wed April 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live murderer undone by his love for the golden arches. Hero tag is for the crew kid who called 911
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Data says 95% of all Americans bought something at Walmart last year, stopped at McDonald's on the way home
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Irish burger chain challenges McDonald's ability to register every name that starts with 'Mc', being a trademark bully
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Wed April 12, 2017
(WFMJ Youngstown)
 
 
 
Problem: 8-year-old is hungry, and his parents are asleep: Solution: He drives his 4-year-old sister to McDonald's. BONUS: They go through the drive-thru
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand averts fast food meltdown as new shipments of Chicken McNuggets arrive
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia now accepts Snapchat job applications, aka Snaplications. "The irony isn't lost on me. The ephemeral quality of a Snapchat video is the perfect metaphor for the here-today-gone-tomorrow fast food worker"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Online dating site matches people by their credit scores. Apparently so people with a score of 400 know that their first date will be taking the bus to McDonald's and then walking to the dollar store
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Thu April 06, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Explosive ATM linked to McDonalds Breakfast
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's may be bringing back the Szechuan Sauce after all
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty's April Fool's season premiere reignited interest in McDonald's Mulan-inspired Szechuan sauce
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
West beats the East in the McDonald's All-America high school game. Unfortunately half the players will have a career in the NBA, the other half a career at McDonald's
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Sat March 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giving your child a day-old, cold McDonald's Happy Meal to take to school for lunch? Expect a letter from the principal
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Fri March 24, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Some headlines are made for Fark: Man wearing leopard print robe and Crocs used a hairbrush to rob McDonald's
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Thu March 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is one menu item you should never order at McDonald's. Let's just say eat on the lighter side there
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
It's time to Mac America Saucy Again. McDonald's is selling Big Mac sauce as well as Filet-O-Fish, and McChicken sauces in grocery stores There's just one catch. Only in Canada
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Tue March 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How do you feel about stores that have a distinctive smell? Are some smells acceptable but others not? Or is strength of scent more of an issue?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your guide to St. Patrick's Day deals and freebies, including $3 green beer at TGI Friday's
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(AOL)
 
 
 
McDonald's considers dramatic changes to their burgers. No, it's not getting rid of whatever hydraulic press they have that smashes them flat after assembly
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's claims their Twitter account was hacked after tweet makes Trump grimace
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McDonald's Corporate Twitter account calls Trump "a disgusting excuse of a President." Wow, guess they are still really bitter about that whole "bucket of KFC chicken" photo op during the campaign
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Let's see if I've got this straight: One cheeseburger. No onion. No ketchup. No mustard. No pickles. No bun. No meat patty. Is that right?
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Being passed out in a McDonald's drive-thru with a loaded gun in the car is no way to go through life. Isn't that right, Ohio State Representative Wes Retherford?
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
McDonald's embraces truth in advertising
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Excessive selfies, McDonald's delivery, and what you can store on DNA. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-02-26 to Sat 2017-03-04
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In a McFlurry of activity, McDonald's rolls out new ice cream machines
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in a car delivered to you because you can't fit through the door
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Republican Sen. from Iowa claims a business degree from Forbco Mgt. School. WTF is Forbco U. you might ask? Spokesman for the State Republican party says it's the Sizzler steakhouse version of a certificate from Hamburger U. at McDonalds
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a live chicken in the bathroom at the Cobourg McDonald's in Northumberland, Municipal Animal Services would like to tell you that unlike McNuggets, it was delicious
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Wed February 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fast-food sales are slumping, so McDonald's wants you to drink up to their cheaper beverage prices
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bojangles' restaurants to phase out chicken raised on antibiotics. Sweet, delicious antibiotics
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
French purists outraged as McDonald's puts potatoes in Salade Nicoise. Man, here we don't even have a clue what they put in McRibs and no one cares
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To improve quality, Wendy's chicken sandwiches to feature meat from smaller chickens. Move to squarer chickens not expected
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
North Korea is "Macbeth with nukes." It should be noted Kim Jong-Un thinks Macbeth is an off-brand McDonald's
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Wed February 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
How to live forever while only eating McDonald's. Probably it'll just seem like forever
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
McDonald's just exposed your buns to an unprotected nutsack
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Uploaded cellphone footage of rats frolicking in your McDonald's? Ba da ba ba ba, you're fired
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because New Yorkers always have to be uber hip and better than anyone else they now have a 'fancy' McDonald's with a concierge and French pastry to lift their pinkies at
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Article headline says "flesh-eating screwworms." Subby has nothing else to offer, and is instead going to cower in the corner and gibber like an idiot for a while
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Just when you think McDonald's can't limbo under the low bar they set with the McRib, they ask you to hold their beer and watch this
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Here are eight long gone fast food items that need to make a comeback. Only eight?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
McDonald's finally realizes it can add "Shamrock" to everything
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's discontinued Big & Tasty sandwich survives in Brazil, where Cariocas currently enjoy Grand Big Tasty or Big Tasty Bacon accompanied by Tasty McFritas "topped with Tasty sauce and pieces of bacon"
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
McDonald's Big Mac Sauce bottles listed at up to $50K on eBay
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa reviewed: "Compared to a regular Chalupa or taco, it's unsurprisingly, but pleasantly, more meat-forward"
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Wed January 25, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man, enraged over missing chicken nugget order, jumps over McDonald's counter, repeatedly fires guns at employees, customers in crazed rampage. But, since he's Kiwi, he used Nerf guns with foam bullets. "It was a silly thing he did"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's might be realizing that yes, bacon makes all of their burgers better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Applebee's posts its sixth straight quarter of rotten sales
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Tue January 24, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You can now squirt special sauce onto whatever you want. This is not a euphemism
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Latest sales figures from McDonald's show that despite menu changes and aggressive advertising customers are not lovin' it
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces Big Mac, Mac Jr., Grand Mac, iMac, Freddie Mac, and Mac Tools. Still no sign of Cheese and Mac
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any scuba divers here? Enrolled me and the SO in certification classes. Share your experiences and give advice to a new diver
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Starting Monday, McDonald's offers five days of free coffee. Absolutely free. No purchase necessary. Difficulty: Japan
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Fri January 13, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Person with a gun demands chicken nugget from girl. Fark: Suspect is 12
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is everything you can order at McDonald's that is not terrible for you. In other news, there is something that actually is good for you there
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King resurrects "BK Joe" brand name, challenge McDonald's and Starbucks for supremacy in premium coffee space
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
My wife hates fast food - she's very health-conscious, I got my groomsmen to dress up as McDonald's food items
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like one of their meals the next day, McDonald's is blasting out of China
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
People are outraged the Vatican has a McDonald's
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this McDonald's story. Also, very wormy
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl may be kicked out of her family because she ate at McDonald's
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
FLA Woman yells racial slurs, & then aims her gun's laser pointer at African Americans in McDonald's. She should have waited until January 20 when this becomes legal
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