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Headlines matching 'Mcdonald'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(Palm Beach Post) Florida The guy with a gun always gets to go ahead of everybody else at the McDonald's drive-thru  (palmbeachpost.com) (29)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Boston.com) Dumbass Not news: Grandma lets granddaughter test drive her car. Fark: 10-year old granddaughter hits three cars in a McDonald's parking lot  (boston.com) (23)


Fri May 18, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Two Tennessee dudes take their Mickey D's very seriously  (thesmokinggun.com) (49)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Strange Man accused of paying prostitutes with heroin and food from the McDonald's dollar menu. That stuff could kill a person, what with all the grease and salt  (suntimes.com) (32)


Wed May 09, 2012
(WSBTV) Sick You are a convicted sex offender. Released early do you: A) Right the wrongs of the past, B) Start an awareness campaign against sex abuse, or C) fire up some porn on your laptop in a crowded McDonald's?  (wsbtv.com) (59)


Tue May 08, 2012
(Marketwatch) Interesting McDonald's sales up less than expected. Ba da ba ba ba?  (marketwatch.com) (27)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Gawker) Strange "Artist" constructs life-size mummy out of McDonald's food to make a point about modern society, or something  (gawker.com) (30)
(Yahoo) Cool Oh...my...GOD. YES PLEASE  (shine.yahoo.com) (140)


Tue April 24, 2012
(WFTV) Florida Welcome to McDonald's, would you like to beat my ass?  (wftv.com) (76)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Boy takes girl with Down Syndrome to prom, where every dance is a slow dance  (dailymail.co.uk) (168)
(WPTV) Florida Not News: Guy arrested at McDonald's. News: He was charged with a felony and faces five years in prison. Fark: He was arrested because he asked for a cup of water, but put soda in it instead  (wptv.com) (264)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Newser) Scary First came "pink slime," the processed beef too dubious even for McDonald's. Now "tuna scrape" might be poised to become the seafood equivalent  (newser.com) (141)
(Newser) Amusing Ah, Mais Oui...McDonald's is getting classy in France with the McBaguette. Which is basically a hamburger on a baguette  (newser.com) (29)


Sat April 21, 2012
(With Leather) Interesting Can young Rory Calhoun McDonald KO Che Mills? Will the Martian Manhunter take down Rashad Evans? It's UFC 145, Prelims begin at 6:30 PM ET on Facebook, 8 PM ET on FX, Main card at 10 PM ET on PPV  (withleather.uproxx.com) (690)
(SeattlePI) Interesting New menu items offered by McDonald's have insured that their profits stay as fat as their customers  (seattlepi.com) (21)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious South Carolina cops still getting extra phlegm in their McDonald's Happy Meals; still not happy about it  (news.yahoo.com) (70)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass I don't know what the hell a yob is, but 100 of them went on a rampage at a McDonald's in France or something  (dailymail.co.uk) (107)


Tue April 10, 2012
(CBS Baltimore) Followup Three Maryland educators step forward as the real Mega Millions winners. You can stop checking your Happy Meals now, the ticket isn't really hidden inside McDonald's after all  (baltimore.cbslocal.com) (169)


Sat April 07, 2012
(MSNBC) Followup Judge rules that McDonald's can use toys to promote Happy Meals, since playing with those toys is the only exercise most kids will get all day  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (21)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Fox News) Followup McDonalds Millionaire-to-be Marlinde Wilson now says the winning ticket is hidden in the restaurant. Next: Thousands of dollars in damage caused to trashed McDonalds in Maryland  (foxnews.com) (195)


Mon April 02, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) PSA In this economy even hookers offer dollar menus  (thesmokinggun.com) (94)


Sat March 31, 2012
(YouTube) Sick I'll see your James Justice dunk and raise you "Lester Earl in the 1996 McDonald's High School All-American Dunk Contest"  (youtube.com) (23)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) PSA The job outlook for recent college graduates is looking good. Assuming you want to work at Wal-Mart, McDonald's, and Starbucks  (suntimes.com) (180)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Above the Law) Unlikely Woman sues McDonalds for a) burning her with hot coffee; b) serving her a mouse in her burger; or c) turning her into a hooker  (abovethelaw.com) (111)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Fox News) Weird Real-life Hamburgler steals $20 worth of McDonald's food as it is handed to a customer. Cops unclear how anyone spends $20 at McDonald's but estimate the street value at $0.47  (foxnews.com) (95)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Dacula Patch) Amusing "Suspect Sought in Soft Drink Assault." Try saying THAT five time fast  (dacula.patch.com) (23)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Reuters) Obvious McDonald's CEO to follow the same fate as the McDLT  (reuters.com) (34)


Wed March 21, 2012
(NBCNewYork) Silly Get the popcorn ready. Another McDonald's melee caught on tape in Manhattan  (nbcnewyork.com) (113)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Fail Canada, being a little slower than most, didn't get the memo about McDonald's Twitter debacle; fails its own way with its own Rogers hashtag  (theglobeandmail.com) (44)


Mon March 19, 2012
(CNN) Sad "Are you a McDonald's fan or are you a Burger King fan" arguments are no longer valid  (money.cnn.com) (132)
(USA Today) Ironic China, the country that leads the world in toxic production of foods and other items for export, gets a little huffy over a 60-minute shelf-life violation  (usatoday.com) (11)


Fri March 16, 2012
(SLTrib) Scary News: Guy helpfully drives his sister to the store at night to pick up some needed items. Which wouldn't be an issue if he wasn't eight years old  (sltrib.com) (13)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida "Here Honey, why don't you take this Happy Meal and go play in the McDonald's playground while Mommy takes a few alprazolam and oxycodone pills and sleeps it off in the car." (with 'you might' mugshot)  (news-journalonline.com) (60)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Bloomberg) Followup McDonald's new Happy Meal downgraded in advertisements to Melancholy Meal  (bloomberg.com) (17)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Not-hungry Guy) Sick 10 really disgusting food facts you didn't know. HOW many pubic hairs a year?  (guyism.com) (147)


Tue February 14, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting McDonald's pushing farmers for a kinder McRib. Nope, you read that right  (myfoxdc.com) (34)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Dayton Daily News) Obvious Study finds that McDonald's revives the McRib sandwich in order to crush pesky competition for imitation pork sandwiches. You stopped reading after McRib didn't you?  (daytondailynews.com) (69)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass McDonald's customer stunned that she can't block the drive-thru  (dailymail.co.uk) (84)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Click On Detroit) Interesting Employees at Detroit McDonald's locked in freezer after store robbery, enjoy the break from Michigan weather  (clickondetroit.com) (17)

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